(Cause there is five of them, ya dig?)
of constantly falling behind on these posts. I had the flu, it was awful, details can stop there. I'm fairly certain that I got all the negative out of the way early this year, so its only awesome-o-power from here on out. Last matchup was basically ladybug taking CKOD to China Town, buying him a nice sweater, getting him a 2 item combo with fried rice and chow mien then dropping him off at school.
Scottnak has some traveling to do soon, however, is going to send the round 2 docs my way when he can. Once he does that I can let you all know whats up so we can finish this up before Spring Training gets in full swing.
Speaking of Albert Pujols, my Dodger friends are finally starting to put down the Hatearaid and appreciating the fact we have King Awesome on the team now. A staunch blue supporter came up to me the other day (albeit drunk) and waxed poetic on the virtues of having Pudge Holes on the Angels now, regardless if he thought the contract was ridiculous. "I may hate the Angels, and that contract, but I am jealous as f--k that you get to watch that man hit in your uniform next year". Any Beibertown fan fluffing the offensive boner of any part of the the better LA-ish team makes me all warm and tingly in my manhood region.
Eyespy go the nod for this last first round matchup. Considering he consistently told everyone he in no way wanted to be apart of this, I am hoping you all vote for him. I'm fairly certain RM5 is too busy working an actual job with an actual MLB team to write how awesome he is. I don't even know how epyspy is going to work this considering the bracket already clearly states he is not going to win. Welp, good luck anyway.
(Random fluff-puppy does not like epyspy's chances either.)
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Eyespy
Is fighting the good fight on behalf of all of us under-achievers who didn’t make the bracket. So he gets my vote.
Rally Monkey 5, on the other hand, is collecting a paycheck from an as yet unnamed major league organisation, and while therefore deserving of my utmost respect, can’t get past my petty envy in the division lobby. No vote for you.
The Limey - February 16, 2012
Its so the Rainjars
just to spite us.
PhiSlamma - February 16, 2012
Why was it he's been banned from winning?
The Limey - February 16, 2012
he assured me it was not a direct competitor to the Angels.
Rev Halofan - February 16, 2012
4 down, 26 to go
We’ll get there iteratively…
The Limey - February 16, 2012 via mobile
Mahalo
Fellow Island boy
eyespy - February 17, 2012
My vote is for eyespy
becasue i love that hawaiian Mararonii shit
but if i eat to much i vomit
Go get it BRAH
DAD OF VLAD - February 16, 2012
I found out where the best is made
one day I’ll get the recipe out of them
eyespy - February 17, 2012
I voted for eyespy.
angelsfan7 - February 16, 2012
LOLBAH!
snowhor - February 16, 2012
I voted..
for someone.
LOL.
Can the next 18 days hurry up so I can get to Tempe????
pattimelt - February 16, 2012
Voted,
bruddah!
cath619 - February 16, 2012
mahalo
eyespy - February 17, 2012
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!
red floyd - February 16, 2012
I just realized that fist has 6 fingers. What’s the dealio?
migfig - February 16, 2012 via mobile
it looks like a 7th finger was removed too
DAD OF VLAD - February 16, 2012
Ha! Didn’t notice that either…
Halo Hurricane - February 16, 2012
What's up with our planned ad campaign in the Arlington area?
I’ve got a tax return comin’ and nothin’ else seems like a more worthy cause.
Commander_Nate - February 16, 2012
my tax return is going towards a new mattress
last year i got 8 grand back so i could have paid for a full “Yu a bitch, Texas” campaign in the Dallas Metro area
DAD OF VLAD - February 16, 2012
i always wondered what 8 grand of powdered milk and government cheese looked like.
clover_black - February 16, 2012
this
DAD OF VLAD - February 16, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen.... Paul McAnulty's baby picture!!!!
red floyd - February 16, 2012
and buttah, lots of buttah
eyespy - February 17, 2012
Shaka Brah
I got your back, eye
Moondoggy - February 16, 2012
Cheee Hoooooooo
eyespy - February 17, 2012
Don't say "PUDGE HOLES"
ever again. It’s just wrong.
highlandhalo - February 16, 2012
Eyespy!
LanaBanana - February 16, 2012
this haole has gotta go eyespy
clover_black - February 16, 2012
best movie to watch while your half asleep feeding a baby
“surfer from the AZ goes to HI to compete and falls in love and blah
DAD OF VLAD - February 16, 2012
My nickname with the locals at work is Turtle
We watched them film most of this movie at Ehukai Beach Park.
Fun Fact:
While in high school I participated in a pre season wrestling tournament at Kaiser High School, where Nia Peeples was a timekeeper.
When a round ends, the time keeper will throw a rolled up towel onto the mat, to notify the referee the round ended.
Nia got me in the face three times during one match, and a couple of more times during the tournament.
eyespy - February 17, 2012
your so luck
i bet you have ate at this place in Hawaii that is famous for there hotdog, chili, and white rice lunch plate
DAD OF VLAD - February 17, 2012
Chili Frank plate FTW
All pau
eyespy - February 17, 2012
this is why i hate you
DAD OF VLAD - February 19, 2012
Eyemonkey5
RexTookMyStash - February 16, 2012
Calling Justin Bieber "Gay" is an insult to Freddy Mercury.
red floyd - February 16, 2012
Another tough choice.
But RallyMonkey5 by a nose.
angelslogic - February 17, 2012
We have a spy?
does he work for KAOS or The Rangers? Or LSB?
steelgolf - February 17, 2012
He works for me.
A vote for Eyespy is a vote for CONTROL!
agent_99 - February 17, 2012
Guess I better vote for eyespy
because according to CONTROL regulations and seniority, if he doesn’t win this round then Larrabee will be taking his place next year.
steelgolf - February 17, 2012
RallyMonkey5
SD_AngelsFan#27 - February 17, 2012
Yes
Big Easy Halofan - February 17, 2012
I am voting Eyespy
1. Because is takes a man with a certain size of testicles to have such a garish avatar.
2. I think I picked up he is an Oregonian.
NathanielS - February 17, 2012
mahalo
Avatar is my son. I woke up one morning with green foil around the place. Looked at his phone, and seen the pic. Adjusted the colors, and wallah.
Born in Mountain View, CA, and the moved to Hawaii the next year. Oldest brother lives in Eugene, OR and doesn’t believe in money. He barters for everything. His wife pays the bills.
eyespy - February 17, 2012
Voted
mustard_man - February 17, 2012
I can't help but feel that eyespy doesn't even want to be here
ryanfea - February 17, 2012
Why try, when you can see the writing in the post
eyespy - February 17, 2012
RallyMonkey5
snowhor - February 17, 2012
eyespy
because I love it when he speaks Macadamian
mahalo
ladybug - February 17, 2012
Mucho Aloha Eyespy
Dono Romantico - February 17, 2012
I'll be in your parts this summer
My son needs to know the where better places to eat at are.
eyespy - February 17, 2012
My two cents
I’m the original, not invited to the partey, member to this site. I come in at number six(Would that be for this site, or all of SBN?), behind our Mostest Greatest Leader, Yeswecan, and Pattimelt.
I am, to my knowledge, the original “First Post is a FanPost” way back back on April 3, 2005. Way before the technology that cause the “Flame Wars” for today’s noob. I also lay claim to being one of, if not, the first BANNED, then unbanned(as many times as I have been banned) member, and maybe the reason for the no politics rule. I have also feared that I was banned, and wrote pleading emails to REV so that I could be reinstated, but it turned out that it was only browser troubles on my side. So now, I lay, low.
I don’t even know what the goal of this tournament is, that I have no chance in hell of winning, anymore.(I’m placing all of my HaloDough on chickendinner11, for traditional reasons). I also think most of my better works. I write works, because I don’t post much in words like the great one to this site, but with pictures. That was one thing I always wanted to do with a computer. Manipulate images. Some good, lots and lots of bad. This site has given me a purpose to practice, without having to do the lessons.
Mahalo to the menagerie that joined, and supports this site. A site that my avatar/son/first mate wiggles18
says “has to be the greatest fan site for anything on the iterwebs”.
some of my works that still remain
eyespy - February 17, 2012
Oh NOW someone cares
typical eyespy.
PhiSlamma - February 17, 2012
Still the team player I am, I am
LETS GO HALOS. I would damn you fluffy puppy for being a doubter, but you such a cute widdle fing.
eyespy - February 17, 2012
abba zabba!!!
ladybug - February 17, 2012
i'm #3
two SBN admins registered to actually build and test-comment the site, March 22, 2005: Me, Missus Halofan.
Soon after that yeswecan, pattimelt, eyespy
As they say on teevee: the rex is history.
Rev Halofan - February 19, 2012
then a few years later i showed up
and let me just say the site became COMPLETE
DAD OF VLAD - February 19, 2012
eyespy
5thStarter - February 19, 2012
es
Downing Rules - February 20, 2012
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