How to celebrate a grand slam without hurting your foot (your results may vary).
Another day, another Halolinks:
As several people pointed out in the yeswecan's Fanshot (Trumbo's Return Delayed - Halos Heaven), the Angels might want to look into another foot specialist: Rehab to take longer than expected for Angels slugger Mark Trumbo - angels.com. Although Trumbo doesn't think there's a concern about being ready for spring training, Angel fans are a little gun-shy after living through the Kendrys Morales ankle debacle. "Trumbo stressed that this latest development is in no way a setback -- more of a realization to just how serious the injury is and how unrealistic his previous expectations were." Within the post is video of Trumbo actually hurting his foot. I'd never seen it, and still don't see how he hurt it. Oh, and best comment in the HH thread, "By then he will be called Marks" by Brody
So, am I to assume that this Albert Pujols guy is pretty good? Five active surefire Hall of Famers - CBSSports.com. A couple tidbits from the post, "In his 11 seasons, he's won three MVPs and finished in the top five 10 times. ...his .617 slugging percentage ranks him fourth ever. Only Babe Ruth, Ted Williams and Lou Gehrig had a higher mark." I wondered what happened in the one season he wasn't a top 5 finisher in MVP votes. In 2007, Pujols finished 9th in MVP voting. That season he hit 32 home runs and a slash line of .327/.429/.997 in 679 plate apearances. Oh, and a OPS+ of 157. Slacker.
This is one of the greatest posts. Ever. The Greatest Animated Sports GIFs Of 2011 - SBNation.com. It would've been the lead link in today's post, but if I had put the below GIF on the front page, no one would read the other articles.(I cant's stop watching it!)
Oh, this is going to be good...One writer’s Hall of Fame vote, Part 1 - The Orange County Register. Earl Bloom reveals his HOF ballot. "My ballot will be revealed in three posts in the next three days (because I have nothing else to write about), each one covering three of the nine players I ended up voting for." Spoiler alert: He didn't vote for Tim Salmon, and as the only commenter mentions, "I remember a Los Angeles Sports writer not supporting Matt Kemp, for MVP. Now an Orange County Register sports writer cannot support one of Anaheim's finest hometown baseball heroes! What's up with your 10th vote, couldn't use it? Maybe that vote and your story of admiration of Tim's loyalty and great accomplishments while working his entire career in Anaheim might have sold a few more subscriptions." While I don't believe Salmon is a hall of famer, I do agree throwing a vote his way would've been a cool thing to do.
There's always next year: Rangers likely to settle on one-year deal with catcher Mike Napoli - MLB.com. "They are still discussing long-term contracts for certain players they have identified as being ones they want to keep for an extended period of time. Catcher Mike Napoli, who can be a free agent after this season, is one of those players, but a long-term extension is not likely at this point. General manager Jon Daniels admitted Wednesday afternoon that the two sides were too far apart and most likely it will be a one-year deal for Napoli, who is eligible for arbitration."
I'm assuming there was some sort of translation breakdown in Ichiro's quote: Ichiro Felt 'Mental Stress' Last Year - NYTimes.com. ""Yes my skin gets dry but it's a lame conclusion to blame everything on age. People are quick to point to age. Those kinds of people don't interest me." Dry skin in Seattle? Go stand out in the rain.
The whole comment section following the Napoli article is pretty interesting.
Evidently, Napoli is asking for $75MM/5, which Jon Daniels says is too much. So, a one-year deal is “likely”.
Sounds to me that Texas is now, all-of-a-sudden, being more financially prudent than they appeared before. Also, they probably aren’t sure that Napoli’s 2011 wasn’t just a career year.
I haven’t followed it closely, but how did Texas let Oliver get away when they admittedly “need” left-handed experience in the back of the bullpen?
That horseracing gif is probably the dumbest thing I've ever laughed at for 5 minutes straight. It pushes hilarity buttons I didn't know I had(and maybe dont want to know I have).
This was the coolest thing I saw all year in sports.
But I really only remember 2 things:
1) Joe liked to think along with the manager and ask Reggie Jackson what he would do in this situation.
2) Clown on Reggie Jackson regarding his answers for what he would do in those situations.
that gif is mesmerizing
2pintsofbooze - January 5, 2012
Seconded.
Angelsfan015 - January 5, 2012
Agreed
Seik1177 - January 5, 2012
takes a few to get all the little details....I know what I'm gonna do today
ladybug - January 5, 2012
I don't know
What the hell is going on in thar gif?!
Howie's Batting Title - January 5, 2012 via mobile
hi everybody
DAD OF VLAD - January 5, 2012
Deer, meet headlights.
red floyd - January 5, 2012
That's ...
one of them FatHead cutouts
eyespy - January 5, 2012
Om
Howie's Batting Title - January 5, 2012 via mobile
**Dear god!
That guy doesn’t even blink!
Howie's Batting Title - January 5, 2012 via mobile
is he alive? Bernie? Is that you?
ladybug - January 5, 2012
Nolan could teach him how to blink.
5thStarter - January 5, 2012
He's like a lizard on a rock.
rmhalofan - January 5, 2012
not sure why
but I find this way too funny
2pintsofbooze - January 5, 2012
The whole comment section following the Napoli article is pretty interesting.
Evidently, Napoli is asking for $75MM/5, which Jon Daniels says is too much. So, a one-year deal is “likely”.
Sounds to me that Texas is now, all-of-a-sudden, being more financially prudent than they appeared before. Also, they probably aren’t sure that Napoli’s 2011 wasn’t just a career year.
I haven’t followed it closely, but how did Texas let Oliver get away when they admittedly “need” left-handed experience in the back of the bullpen?
wumbug - January 5, 2012
I believe the immediate issues really are:
a) how much will Darvich cost
b) how much will the Hamilton extension cost
I do agree that they also probably want to see another season of Napoli before locking him in long term.
mustard_man - January 5, 2012
Where is the Mathis throw to first GIF?
That list is bogus without it.
red floyd - January 5, 2012
This!
Exactly what I was thinking.
“Mathis’ unexpected laser to first throws out… uhh… nobody…”
LAASurfin - January 5, 2012
no gif thread is complete without it
the king of CERA - January 5, 2012
will someone please post this in the comments in that gif post?
2pintsofbooze - January 5, 2012
This play is why Mathis was always destined for Toronto.
First base in America is worth second base in Canada.
Stirrups - January 5, 2012
And then there was this...
Funke5ive - January 6, 2012
That horseracing gif is probably the dumbest thing I've ever laughed at for 5 minutes straight. It pushes hilarity buttons I didn't know I had(and maybe dont want to know I have).
This was the coolest thing I saw all year in sports.

Mayheminthehood - January 5, 2012
Ya that's pretty cool
Seik1177 - January 5, 2012
It's better at normal speed
The landing looks way smoother
Halostradamus - January 5, 2012
I do remember Torre in the both...
But I really only remember 2 things:
1) Joe liked to think along with the manager and ask Reggie Jackson what he would do in this situation.
2) Clown on Reggie Jackson regarding his answers for what he would do in those situations.
Halo Hurricane - January 5, 2012
Damn.
The GIF link blew-up my entire plan for the day.
LAASurfin - January 5, 2012
GIFs are great:
RexTookMyStash - January 5, 2012
I feel like this at times
ladybug - January 5, 2012
which one are you?
2pintsofbooze - January 5, 2012
you seriously have to ask that question?
Moondoggy - January 5, 2012
Torii Hood
Halostradamus - January 5, 2012
The reason Napoli doesn't want to sign a long-term contract with the Rangers.
Fan Since 1981 - January 6, 2012
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