In my past couple of years in Thailand, I have learned
that dick jokes, big or small don’t translate well here. Could be that it is a tender subject here. Fart jokes, however, are international in scope. They’re laughed at in any language.
Wi is gonna cakewalk right past us and into that bracket final, and will be well-rested to take on whomever it is that has earned the right to be slam dunked upon.
Holy shit
brilliant!
LAA101010 - January 4, 2012
Now I don't need to see the movie.
Will there be a sequel?
Unclearnie - January 4, 2012
Thumb size?
A new classic.
mustard_man - January 4, 2012
Well, you know what they say about guys with big thumbs...
Stirrups - January 4, 2012
that they have big thumbs?
2pintsofbooze - January 4, 2012
You did not see what I was doing there.
Dick jokes.
Stirrups - January 4, 2012 via iPhone app
no I did
2pintsofbooze - January 5, 2012
Funke5ive - January 5, 2012
o_0
baetown415 - January 6, 2012
How do Billy and Pete rate the Rev?
red floyd - January 4, 2012
Hahahahaha!~
THUMP! (falls off chair)
opiejeanne - January 4, 2012
panther
yeswecan - January 4, 2012
I've said this before
but this is the best thing you’ve ever done. Again.
UK Halo - January 4, 2012
AWESOME.
scareduck - January 4, 2012
Also,
this may be the funniest thing I have ever read at SB Nation that wasn’t written by Grant Brisbee.
scareduck - January 4, 2012
+1
Halo Hurricane - January 4, 2012
Okay, this is amazing.
danmerqury - January 4, 2012
Can I admit this too?
Hilarious. Great job!
YonYonson - January 4, 2012
Do you come from Visconson?
red floyd - January 4, 2012
Yes, this is very awesome
well done.
stranahanahan - January 4, 2012
Brilliant.
Nathan Aderhold - January 4, 2012
Instant. Classic.
Well done. standing ovation
randallball - January 4, 2012
Very, very good work.
Major kudos.
jimmuscomp - January 4, 2012
WiHaloFan
I offer you the Internet, because you are better at it than I.
NathanielS - January 4, 2012 via iPhone app
wOw! love it!
now excuse me, I have to go pick up Opie off the floor
ladybug - January 4, 2012
"Brad Pitt is dreamy."
-My mom’s one sentence review to me of this movie.
Mayheminthehood - January 4, 2012
Outstanding.
snowhor - January 4, 2012
Somebody just nailed the HH 2012 Poster Of The Year.
The rest of us might as well take the balance of the year off. Abso-fucking-lutely genius parody!!!
Stirrups - January 4, 2012
I said on my thing that the winner between me and Mayhem got to lose to WiHaloFan.
Who made those brackets, anyways?
red floyd - January 4, 2012
brilliant (burp)
birdman - January 4, 2012
WiHaloFan
You, sir, have very small thumbs.
Pure genius.
Halo Hurricane - January 4, 2012
Excellent work Wi!
Your work (and genius) is montonically increasing in awesome.
blast21dave - January 4, 2012
Great stuff!
Can’t say much more than has already been said
Vagabond13 - January 4, 2012
The link to this got a tweet by Keith Law.
“The parody that’s better than its target. Well done.”
hauldog - January 4, 2012
Funke5ive - January 4, 2012
Fantastic!
VERY impressed!!
hishnik - January 4, 2012
Excellent.
But I’m confused now: So, all jokes have to invoke a fart AND a dick? Or, is it just a fart OR a dick?
LAASurfin - January 4, 2012
Did you hear about the guy named Dick who farted?
red floyd - January 4, 2012
I thought the thumb reference
was a dick joke
Moondoggy - January 4, 2012
So Tolstoy had big thumbs?
Awesome!
WaddellCanseco - January 4, 2012
beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
(here comes the traffic, i can feel it like a big fart on its way)
Rev Halofan - January 4, 2012
I had a horrible feeling
you were going to hire Murray Chass
BVHeck - January 4, 2012
In my past couple of years in Thailand, I have learned
that dick jokes, big or small don’t translate well here. Could be that it is a tender subject here. Fart jokes, however, are international in scope. They’re laughed at in any language.
True story
Moondoggy - January 4, 2012
your wisdom truly knows no bounds
oh wise moondoggy
2pintsofbooze - January 4, 2012
WHEN IN DOUBT
whip it OUT
Rev Halofan - January 4, 2012
Megan Fox hot talent - nasty thumbs
DAD OF VLAD - January 4, 2012
actually an old school term for those
“murderer’s thumbs”
In palmistry those are said to be on the hands of people who will use information against their friends for personal gain. Or flat out kill them.
And before you mock palmistry, understand it will get you laid faster than reciting your memorized UZR stats.
Rev Halofan - January 4, 2012
Yeah but neither beat fart or dick jokes.
Teixeira Who? - January 4, 2012
I once got laid using UZR stats,
and money, she was a very baseball oriented hooker.
RexTookMyStash - January 4, 2012
was it the same one from that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
2pintsofbooze - January 5, 2012
Haha.
I love that damn show.
RexTookMyStash - January 5, 2012
Those are actually toes.
less cowbell, more 'neau - January 7, 2012
Brilliant....as always!
gorams77 - January 4, 2012
Okay, that deserves props from an A's fan
Well done WIHaloFan
cuppingmaster - January 5, 2012
This is brilliantly hilarious
Nick - January 5, 2012
Amazing stuff WiHalo. A+.
angelslogic - January 5, 2012
Even by your own lofty standards...
…this is amazing
The Limey - January 5, 2012
How the hell am I supposed to beat this in Round 2?
red floyd - January 5, 2012
Wi cannot use this. This is 2012. He has to go back and pull up something from 2011.
But, yeah, nobody is gonna pay attention to that. We are all hosed.
Stirrups - January 5, 2012
OK, Game of Throwns doomed me.
red floyd - January 5, 2012
Personally, I think Wi is the only competitor that has even a ghost of a chance at sniffing the title
that Turks Teeth is gonna take for last year, due to this.
Stirrups - January 5, 2012
I don't know... Wi vs. Subop?
Now that one’s going to be EPIC
red floyd - January 5, 2012
SubOp has to worry about ryanfea and CKOD first!
Wi is gonna cakewalk right past us and into that bracket final, and will be well-rested to take on whomever it is that has earned the right to be slam dunked upon.
Stirrups - January 5, 2012
Ryanfea will just get banned before his match. CKOD will get mono and take the whole tourney off.
red floyd - January 5, 2012
We're def. all screwed,
and not in the good way.
RexTookMyStash - January 5, 2012
Excellent work
Brody - January 5, 2012
Well Done !
Very funny stuff.
nvsfg - January 5, 2012
Funny stuff.
Mrbasepaul - January 5, 2012
Oh, damnit
someone found the market inefficiency I’ve been using consistently for years now. I’m screwed.
PhiSlamma - January 5, 2012
You're honestly the first person I thought of when I read that last window.
Your HH legacy is forever steeped in boners and flatulence. <3
RexTookMyStash - January 5, 2012
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS
red floyd - January 6, 2012
This is amazing
Bravo!
baetown415 - January 6, 2012
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