I put it together a little before the Pujols/Wilson deals were made, in anticipation that the Angels might be one of the teams involved if he got posted. Once he was posted in the wake of the aforementioned deals, we kind of had that debate in the “Dead Cat” thread. Just seemed kinda pointless to post it and rehash many of the same points. Besides, it might have angered the panda demigod of HH.
lol
japanese version of playgirl?
big0lbad - January 28, 2012
No Yubic hair allowed in this magazine
Monk e - January 29, 2012
Yu sure got a purty mouth!
sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - January 28, 2012
Rangers locker room
players will be reporting early for spring camp knowing this is waiting for them.
Rev Halofan - January 28, 2012
The Japanese are fucking weird.
clover_black - January 28, 2012
how so
LOOK – no tattoos.
Rev Halofan - January 28, 2012
true.. and I'm covered in them...
through the looking glass.
clover_black - January 29, 2012
I think this was an ad for a used pantie vending machine.
Mayheminthehood - January 29, 2012 via mobile
.....
Girl Yu crazy!
Howie's Batting Title - January 28, 2012 via mobile
repulsive.
joberooni - January 28, 2012
I said it on another thread and I'll say it again.
CJ Wilson didn’t fit in with the Rangers and their fans because he was from Southern California, but this guy is going to?
Have fun with that.
Before replying, “Winning solves everything,” think about CJ.
5thStarter - January 29, 2012
Is he getting a papsmear?
I think this was taken at his gynecology appointment that is part of his physical. Rangers want to make sure he is healthy.
aybars chew - January 29, 2012 via mobile
Must... Kill... Papschmeer!!!
red floyd - January 29, 2012
When does he hit Yuberty?
Yu dropped the soap again! -Napoli
Yu will be a big distraction this year for Texas!
Monk e - January 29, 2012
Yu need to stop these shitty jokes
;)
Howie's Batting Title - January 29, 2012 via mobile
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like John Lennon in this picture?
Halowitz - January 29, 2012 via mobile
Imagine
Imagine the closed window
It’s easy if you try
No teams below you
Above you only A’s
Imagine all the people living for Pujols
Imagine there’s no small seams
It will be hard for Yu
Nothing to pitch or pose for
And no World Series too
Imagine all the Angels living life in peace
You, you may say
I’m a homer, but I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
Halos Heaven will be as one
Imagine no Arlington
I wonder if you can
No need for Cruz or Kinsler
A brotherhood of Angels
Imagine all the Halos sharing both the rings
You, you may say
I’m a homer, but I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
Halos Heaven will be as one
5thStarter - January 29, 2012
Total and complete rec-age!
sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - January 29, 2012
beautiful
the king of CERA - January 30, 2012
Not Pictured:
The plate he is defecating on and the bound school girl he is about to feed it to.
No Bologna Polonia - January 29, 2012
Complete and utter rec'age.
5thStarter - January 30, 2012
What about the tentacled monster?
red floyd - January 30, 2012
Man, I wish I had been able to post the Yu Darvish writeup I had waiting in my dashboard
This was just the tip of the iceberg.
Commander_Nate - January 30, 2012
Why dont you?
BigGame48 - January 30, 2012
It was more scouting report than anything else
I put it together a little before the Pujols/Wilson deals were made, in anticipation that the Angels might be one of the teams involved if he got posted. Once he was posted in the wake of the aforementioned deals, we kind of had that debate in the “Dead Cat” thread. Just seemed kinda pointless to post it and rehash many of the same points. Besides, it might have angered the panda demigod of HH.
Commander_Nate - January 30, 2012
Ah, my mistake.
After reading your posts in the Dead Cat thread, I realize that your scouting report on Yu wouldn’t be disparaging.
5thStarter - January 30, 2012
Please do.
Anything that disparages the one major move the Rangers made is worth it!
5thStarter - January 30, 2012
Haters gonna hate
Lovers gonna love
All I really want
Is none of the above
…
SportsChicken - February 1, 2012
drip drip drip
BigGame48 - February 1, 2012
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