Albert Pujols, CJ Wilson, LaTroy Hawkins...and Luis Ayala?
Friends, Sex, and baseball edition of Halolinks:
Friend of Halos Heaven and frequent guest on LunchTime HaloTalk, Sam Miller has hit a new high...the cover of the February 6th edition of ESPN The Magazine: How the Los Angeles Angels recruited Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson - ESPN The Magazine. "So you're looking at me and that guy?" (C.J.) Wilson asked Dipoto mischievously. "The guy with the high elbow, wears No. 5?" Maybe the exhausting days of negotiations had weakened Dipoto's poker face. Or maybe, secretly, he wanted Wilson to know. Dipoto wouldn't confirm anything, but Wilson saw -- or at least imagined -- something in Dipoto's eye that told Wilson he was right. "Are you for real?" Wilson asked. "I am absolutely for real," the GM responded." Reading that clip from the article gives me goosebumps. Congratulations Sam, soon they'll be singing about you and the cover. By the way, best video comment..."You can be high, but you'll never be 1970's rock band high." Kind of like me, I can write well (sometimes), but not Sam Miller well.
Another Miller post, this time for the lowly OC Register, reviews Agent Scott Boras' most extraordinary contracts - The Orange County Register. It's one of those photo, click-through things, but worth the time. "What follows are the dozen most extraordinary contracts that the O.C.-based Boras ever negotiated for his clients. These aren't necessarily all deals that turned out poorly for their teams; they're deals that seemed unthinkable or groundbreaking at the time. Also, a lot of them turned out really poorly for their teams. But such is the sport.
The Halos are still looking for bullpen help and think this guy is their man: Angels have offer out to Ayala; nothing imminent - MLB.com Hot Stove Blog. "The Angels are one of "a handful of teams" that have tendered a formal offer to Luis Ayla, but a source familiar with the negotiations said the free-agent reliever is still weighing his options and a decision is not imminent." As with 99.99% of free agent signings, the cost and duration of the contract are what's important, so until he signs with someone, we won't know if this is a good thing or not. I think the club should look into Rich Harden...
Harden is one of the players mention in this post: Anybody Out There? You Be the Judge. - FanGraphs Baseball. "Let’s take a peek at some other players still on the free-agent market, and then we’ll try to get a feel for some of their potential landing spots." Here's a tidbit about the oft-injured hurler, "Among the positive signs for Harden was the return of the strikeouts (back to 9.9/9), the banishment of walks (to a sub-career rate of 3.4/9), and a return of much of the velocity that escaped him during that disastrous season in the Lone Star State."
I'll forever picture David Eckstein wearing Gene Autry's cowboy hat during the 2002 World Series celebration: You Can’t Measure Heart, or David Eckstein Bows Out - FanGraphs Baseball. "I learned that there was another side to Eckstein that I had never noticed before: David Eckstein, Cultural Icon. He was King of Grit. The Little Player Who Could. The Scrappiest Player You Ever Laid Eyes On. Sports writers loved him and waxed poetic about his positive traits. He played the game The Right Way. He always had a dirty uniform. His heart was so big, it threatened to consume his entire body."
Jose Bautista’s drug testing seems something less than random - HardballTalk. "Bautista spoke at a banquet the other night and noted that in the past two years — the two years which coincided with his tremendous uptick in homers — he has been given sixteen drug tests. In the two years before that he had three total." We have random drug testing at the place I work. Well, they say it's a random testing, but each time, within a week of returning from vacation in California, I've had to submit to a drug testing. Do the people in Wisconsin think Californians do drugs? Just like the MLB think home run hitter do 'roids.
Angels' Wilson ready to go racing this weekend - Fox Sports. ""Our big thing is trying to find a way to bring over that crossover appeal," said Wilson, who will return to California on Saturday to begin baseball training. "I get more sponsorship opportunities because of baseball. Racing runs through my veins the same way baseball does. It's just my commitment is to the Angels."
I forgot to include this bit in yesterday's links: Lincecum's $40M deal with Giants includes series of bonuses - CBSSports.com. "Giants ace Tim Lincecum's new $40.5 million, two-year deal includes a series of bonuses for winning the Cy Young and other awards. Lincecum, a two-time NL Cy Young Award winner, gets a $500,000 signing bonus and salaries of $18 million this year and $22 million in 2013. He would earn an additional $500,000 for winning his third Cy Young, $250,000 for second place, $100,000 for third, $75,000 for fourth and $50,000 for fifth. If he wins the Cy Young in 2012, the bonus for winning again in 2013 would increase to $1 million." Makes Jered Weaver's deal look even more like a bargain.
Here's one billionaire who's not bidding on the Dodgers ... yet - latimes.com. "The richest man in Los Angeles has not bid for the Dodgers. Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong could join the Dodgers sweepstakes soon — not by bidding on his own, but by joining one of the groups already in the running to buy the team. Soon-Shiong is a doctor, biotech investor and philanthropist. Forbes estimated his net worth at $7 billion in September."
Here's a fun story: Marshall McDougall’s greatest game - The Hardball Times. "Marshall McDougall had a lot of good games in 1999. But none came close to surpassing his game on May 9th. He started off with a single to left in the top of the first inning. No one could have known at the time, but that was the only "underachieving" at bat he had all day."
We recently had a little talk about cats around here. Some people hated them (me), while others loved them, and then some just hated the word "hate". Anyway, this guy should get his ribs kicked in: Man busted for kicking kitten then signaling field goal, police say - Chicago Sun-Times. "officers say they watched him take a running start and kick his kitten 15 feet before raising his arms to signal a field goal. "Despite the terrible abuse, the cat . . . is doing quite well."
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Hate to be selfish
but I wouldn’t be able to do this one. I like sex more than baseball.
did they conduct the query by asking for people that actually have sex and would be willing to give it up for or did they ask the loser sports geeks that reside in their mother’s basement?
A lot of fly-on-the-wall moments. Great to see one of our favorite local writers hit the big time. Great job as always, Sam.
No way I’m giving up sex for a year to see the Halos win the series. Not to be so logical, but how much fun would it be watching them win when I already know whats going to happen and I have blue balls?
I would so want the Series to be over that I wouldn’t enjoy it. The 30 seconds after the final out would be some of the best of my life, though; and not for baseball purposes.
Nice to see Sam Miller at the 4-letter network magazine. For me, it’s not even close. I love me some Angels! Of course I would probably cheat on them in November after they won the WS. Another personal failing, I guess.
If i was a photoshop guy I’d put myself in the background praying to a trout that V-dub would get some non life threatening injury so the mighty fish could take his rightful place.
but since it did I enjoy sex more than baseball, although it is a close second. I have been known to expediate one to make sure I get to the other on time.
Besides I think we are in line for both this year with this team, health permitting.
A) What kind of a season would it be without plenty of celebratory and/or post-loss pick me up nookie?
B) I only just got my husband into baseball a few years ago. Think a yes vote might lose me a little ground? LOL
I’d consider it if there were titles for the Angels, Lakers, Buccaneers and both UCLA basketball and football. And if the Czech Republic were guaranteed a World Cup title next time.
already 4 1/2 months through, and whether or not I take Mid tour leave could/would definitely do a year without some horizontal dancing to get another ring.
Oral? Self manipulation? Do these count? If it means my nuts become the size of watermelons, then no. If on the other hand my nuts grow to watermelon size and I somehow become rich because of it, then yes.
Hate to be selfish
but I wouldn’t be able to do this one. I like sex more than baseball.
Seik1177 - January 26, 2012
My first and only question,
did they conduct the query by asking for people that actually have sex and would be willing to give it up for or did they ask the loser sports geeks that reside in their mother’s basement?
rmhalofan - January 26, 2012
I wasnt asked so who knows
ItCouldHappen - January 26, 2012
Which of the descriptions best fit you
Then we’ll know who they asked
Seik1177 - January 26, 2012
At this point baseball is my sex.
I’m guaranteed to get it 162 times a year, it always lasts longer than the act of sex itself, and the only complaining is done by me.
halofolife - January 27, 2012
I want to have sex with this comment.
5thStarter - January 27, 2012
Wonder if CVS carries ESPN The Magazine in it magazine rack?
I have to wait for a prescription today.
wumbug - January 26, 2012
That doesn't come out till February 6th
Doesn’t it?
maze88 - January 26, 2012 via mobile
That ESPN cover photo is epic
And I still think the Dodgers will be sold to the Chinese government.
Commander_Nate - January 26, 2012
Read Sam's article last night
A lot of fly-on-the-wall moments. Great to see one of our favorite local writers hit the big time. Great job as always, Sam.
No way I’m giving up sex for a year to see the Halos win the series. Not to be so logical, but how much fun would it be watching them win when I already know whats going to happen and I have blue balls?
dmhead - January 26, 2012
Damn that is a good point I had not considered
Taking that into account. I’d bet everything on the Angels, enjoy the ride and come out richer in the end.
So yes I’d give up sex for a year.
hauldog - January 26, 2012
When you put it that way
its much more appealing… Still don’t think I could do it though
Seik1177 - January 26, 2012
In other words...
Commander_Nate - January 26, 2012
this
i need this as a portrait tattoo on my back.
DanishThunder - January 26, 2012
DO IT
Commander_Nate - January 27, 2012
Good point
I would so want the Series to be over that I wouldn’t enjoy it. The 30 seconds after the final out would be some of the best of my life, though; and not for baseball purposes.
JeffJoiner - January 26, 2012
Good read
Nice to see Sam Miller at the 4-letter network magazine. For me, it’s not even close. I love me some Angels! Of course I would probably cheat on them in November after they won the WS. Another personal failing, I guess.
atlantangel - January 26, 2012
fuck
No
YOUknowulovetheIE - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Don't you mean "YES"
eyespy - January 26, 2012
Sorry, Howie. Sorry, Albert. Sorry Weave.
You guys are on your own on this one. I’m gonna be having me my ’tang.
Stirrups - January 26, 2012
Astronaut?
eyespy - January 26, 2012
Interesting.
When we signed him I was actually had a paranoid Mo Vaughn moment that he would get injured racing in the off season and screw the team.
Darth Duane - January 26, 2012
But this dosen't bother us at all
eyespy - January 26, 2012
heck no.
If i was a photoshop guy I’d put myself in the background praying to a trout that V-dub would get some non life threatening injury so the mighty fish could take his rightful place.
Darth Duane - January 26, 2012
No. No, No, No, No !
I like the Angels and all, but they don’t even come in at a close second. Entire year? Not humanly possible.
steelgolf - January 26, 2012
If 02 never happened then its a MAYBE
but since it did I enjoy sex more than baseball, although it is a close second. I have been known to expediate one to make sure I get to the other on time.
Besides I think we are in line for both this year with this team, health permitting.
PhiSlamma - January 26, 2012
I said, Yes, without blinking an eye.
Wasn’t around in 2002. I need me some World Series love!
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
Annnnnd, my wife just filed for divorce.
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
Wait 10 years or so
and she will file for divorce if you don’t vote yes.
PhiSlamma - January 26, 2012
LOLin' over here.
I think I just saw my wife nod her head, slowly, in agreement with Phi.
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
they're all bitches
2pintsofbooze - January 26, 2012
Uhhh...
We’re cool, but implying my wife is a bitch ain’t cool, bruh.
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
awkward…
migfig - January 28, 2012 via mobile
I was of course joking
but apologies anyway
2pintsofbooze - January 30, 2012
No apology necessary, I was a bit defensive on that.
I loves me my wife, though!
5thStarter - January 30, 2012
WiHaloFan, don't worry about Colon.
Pujols is gonna love him.
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
I feel like Colon and Pujols are essentially the same thing
One is just plural.
BruinHalo - January 26, 2012
BOOM!
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
Does that mean the A'ss are going to get a colonoscopy?
red floyd - January 26, 2012
That's a no on that vote.
A) What kind of a season would it be without plenty of celebratory and/or post-loss pick me up nookie?
B) I only just got my husband into baseball a few years ago. Think a yes vote might lose me a little ground? LOL
blithescribe - January 26, 2012
Easy
I’d give it up for a year and then I would bet everything I own on the angels to win the ws.
teedme2 - January 26, 2012 via mobile
I can do a year on my head.
Also, I vote to nominate DOV to stop having sex. He’s done enough to this world as it is.
RexTookMyStash - January 26, 2012
Seconded
PhiSlamma - January 26, 2012
I second that nomination
JeffJoiner - January 26, 2012
Anyone remember this old doozy?
RexTookMyStash - January 26, 2012
well...I'm Married
So giving up two nights of “the kids might hear!” isn’t that much of a sacrifice…
rimshot ZING!
The OC Sports Geek - January 26, 2012
ditto
rmhalofan - January 26, 2012
damn, you stole my line
Kudos brother.
pslakerfan - January 27, 2012
As a college student
I am physically unable to press anything but no.
I’d consider it if there were titles for the Angels, Lakers, Buccaneers and both UCLA basketball and football. And if the Czech Republic were guaranteed a World Cup title next time.
But 365 days is a long time to be alone.
IE Angel - January 26, 2012
Screw the Czechs
DanishThunder - January 26, 2012
Certainly their women!
hauldog - January 26, 2012
I hear that.
Czech women are gorgeous.
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
not necessarily, but all that winning makes them jump on us, so easy and cheap they are.
which works for me
DanishThunder - January 27, 2012
Danish women are hot, too!
5thStarter - January 27, 2012
Yes they are
Seik1177 - January 27, 2012
In high school, my GF went to Sweden as a foreign exchange student.
I asked her once, “are Swedish girls reallly like they say, and are you going to become one?”
I got away with it… barely.
red floyd - January 27, 2012
HA!
She probably wanted to crush your Swedish meatballs with her bare hands.
5thStarter - January 27, 2012
Except for the ones who aren't.
5thStarter - January 26, 2012
Do we have time?
red floyd - January 26, 2012
I'm married
So voting yes on this one was easy.
Another 2002 for a year of the five knucle shuffle? Size 13 ring please.
HoustonHaloFan - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Thanks to the Army...
already 4 1/2 months through, and whether or not I take Mid tour leave could/would definitely do a year without some horizontal dancing to get another ring.
BrentSchmidt - January 26, 2012
save your R&R
For next Oct and the WS run
YOUknowulovetheIE - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Need more specifics.
Oral? Self manipulation? Do these count? If it means my nuts become the size of watermelons, then no. If on the other hand my nuts grow to watermelon size and I somehow become rich because of it, then yes.
dr-awkward - January 26, 2012
Of course I would give up sex for a year.
Of course I don’t know if my partner Handrietta could.
sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - January 26, 2012
What do you mean “give up” sex?
brokenyard - January 27, 2012
lulz
RexTookMyStash - January 27, 2012
No sex for you!
red floyd - January 28, 2012
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