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Scott Kazmir Turns 28 Today

Take it away (with Spanish Subtitles) Morrissey...

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28! My God!

I had no idea he was still so young. I remember when he was the hottest prospect to come out of the Mets system since Billy Beane…. I mean Nuke La Louche, wait uh, David West…. wait uhmmmm, Lasting Millage…. wow. he’s still seriously in his prime. Weird. Apparently being in the Mets system eats young mens souls.

man that first two months of Kazmir were tantalizingly good...

then, nothing. it’s truly sad. he’s still very young.

I am just glad Tony didn't extend him during those two months
today is also my ex-wife's birthday

not sure who scorned me worse, her or Kazmir.

he sucks

but i suck more for doing less in my life them him

Do you think he still has a sponsorship deal with Powerbalance?

From their website. Testimonials:

"This product gets me tremendous results, it really makes a difference. As a starting pitcher balance is essential in repeating your delivery, instead of falling off towards the plate I am able to maintain much better balance throughout my leg kick. Also, you need core strength and endurance for everything and in going through my routines there is no doubt I feel better with the product on than when I don’t have it. I have no doubt PB is going to get me to the next level."

-SCOTT KAZMIR

Happy Birthday, Kaz!

FWIW, I still like you.

28!!!

He better be having some fun with all that money, and lack of testing.

Pitcher in a coma...

Heaven knows he’s miserable now.

still so young

I can see him finding himself again..maybe becomes a really good closer or mid relief

Weaver and Kazmir were supposed to be the righty/lefty punch

Good Lord…

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