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Jerry Dipoto is the new Chuck Norris

The only time Jerry Dipoto was ever wrong was when he thought he made a mistake

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DiPo is The Dos Equis Man and Col. Walter E. Kurtz all rolled into one.

Could we, uh… talk to DiPo?

Angels Fan: Hey, man, you don’t talk to DiPo. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll… uh… well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a corner, and he’ll say, “Do you know that ‘if’ is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you”… I mean I’m… no, I can’t… I’m a little man, I’m a little man, he’s… he’s a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas

Dear Tony Reagins

THIS is how a real GM operates. Please take notes on the very remote chance someone ever offers you a GM job again.

Signed,

Angels Fans

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