We can mock Halowood or others who have come and gone since, but johnsamo was legendary. He cussed. He swore. He would literally flip out. And he was so adamant that Craig Wilson was The Answer to all our problems.
What's wrong with your sandals that are worthy of mockery in the first place???
Are they made from baby seal pelts or something? I don’t get #4 apparently. And no, I do not need an explanation as to why item #4 is on the list, although I’m sure one exists.
Our supply has already been seriously depleted with the departure of Mathis. Must admit I miss the great premium, 4000 games and CERA jokes, not to mention him throwing to first on a steal of second. Yes, I miss the jokes, but I don’t miss Jeffy.
- Reagins shouldn’t be eliminated from joke fodder until a) Wells is gone, or b) Wells wins the AL MVP award every year until his current contract is up
- Mathis shouldn’t be eliminated from joke fodder until he is no longer playing major league baseball. Seriously, how can we NOT laugh when he’s making throws to first base when Iannetta is stealing second base?
- Spencer shouldn’t be eliminated from joke fodder until we’ve all watched 4000 baseball games.
A few seasons ago, a fan seated next to me at the Big A scoffed
when Juan Rivera let a ball drop in front of him. His date proceeded to make some joke about Rivera at least not being as lazy as GA. The fan replied, “GA wasn’t lazy, he was smooth.”
NEVER!
mathisrocks5 - December 25, 2011
I may be Reagins to the party, or just too G.A. to actually check
but I heard Granderson was available and that Torii was down with this since he’s no imposter.
Also your sandals suck.
lightupthehalo29 - December 25, 2011
-world implodes-
Tapatio Man - December 25, 2011 via mobile
X
RexTookMyStash - December 25, 2011
You win sir.
linkbruin - December 27, 2011
Claim your prize
eyespy - December 28, 2011
John Samo?
jtkelly86 - December 25, 2011
Is he available?
RexTookMyStash - December 25, 2011
What do you think it would take?
The Limey - December 25, 2011
Let's ask Halowood
mustard_man - December 25, 2011
Rev needs a link page to the "Best of johnsamo"
We can mock Halowood or others who have come and gone since, but johnsamo was legendary. He cussed. He swore. He would literally flip out. And he was so adamant that Craig Wilson was The Answer to all our problems.
johnnyangel101 - December 25, 2011
I forget how awesome he was...
it was legendary.
jimmuscomp - December 26, 2011
What's wrong with your sandals that are worthy of mockery in the first place???
Are they made from baby seal pelts or something? I don’t get #4 apparently. And no, I do not need an explanation as to why item #4 is on the list, although I’m sure one exists.
Angelsfan015 - December 25, 2011
It's actually a Simpsons reference.
RexTookMyStash - December 25, 2011
The comic store dude I'm guessing?
maze88 - December 25, 2011 via mobile
Guessing the wrong character?
That’s a paddlin’.
5thStarter - December 26, 2011
Should've been a fanshot.
halofolife - December 26, 2011
.........................
GRANDERSONS AVAILABLE!!??????
ihearhowie2.0 - December 25, 2011
5 jokes that need to die = 5 new jokes to replace them
any suggestions?
steelgolf - December 25, 2011
Suggestion..
Anytime any player from another club is rumored to be on the trade market we offer Bourjos as the center piece.
The only problem with that one is we won’t know who is actually joking since so many HHers seems to love this idea.
BigGame48 - December 25, 2011
Good meme idea to me.
I like that, “Marlins signed Buehrle,” “ryanfea got banned,” “flew out to Quentin,” and, of course…Del Ninja.
Of Maicer and Men - December 30, 2011 via mobile
Halowood
George Kaplan - December 25, 2011
Miami just signed buehrle to 4/58
So they’re probably out on wilson
the king of CERA - December 25, 2011
This
I used it yesterday.
Halowitz - December 25, 2011 via mobile
We will win with what we got was a horrible joke
That died a satisfying death…
Wait that wasn’t a joke?
clover_black - December 25, 2011
Still makes me laugh.
RexTookMyStash - December 25, 2011
I was dead serious when I wrote it
Back then
Rev Halofan - December 25, 2011 via mobile
Well it sounds funny now,
but in retrospect, I believed in it for sure.
RexTookMyStash - December 25, 2011
What did one Angel say to the other Angel?
“Halo!”
44FAN - December 25, 2011
(Said in Mrs. Doubtfire voice?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeaK5UJ8O4
BigGame48 - December 25, 2011
Wasn't RexTookMyStash banned?
red floyd - December 25, 2011
Should have been a...
Oh wait
Halos2011champs - December 25, 2011 via mobile
These are all premium jokes.
truhalo - December 25, 2011 via mobile
So is the the annual "meme" thread for the newbies?
red floyd - December 25, 2011
6. Screen names about gingers and hidden stockpiles of banned substances...
Commander_Nate - December 25, 2011
Damn you all.
RexTookMyStash - December 25, 2011
should have been a fanshot
DAD OF VLAD - December 25, 2011 via mobile
should have been a fanshot
DAD OF VLAD - December 25, 2011 via mobile
shoul have been a fanshot
Halos2011champs - December 25, 2011 via mobile
Anything from thebigtizzle
Although I do give him credit for his unique views about Halos Heaven.
Quad Fin Rider - December 25, 2011
Wait....
So were not all racists? I could’ve sworn that’s why I gave VW a hard time last season. Not his abysmal play or terrible contract.
halofolife - December 26, 2011
I may be the minority...
But the Scioscia/Mathis infatuation jokes sound pretty retarded right now too… give it up.
Halo-Centric - December 25, 2011
No way
at least that one is rooted in truth.
blast21dave - December 25, 2011
Oh Thank God
People can still ask if I’m banned.
ryanfea - December 25, 2011
Weren't you banned for that?
red floyd - December 25, 2011
Wait a minute.
How are you posting on here?
Angelsrthebest101 - December 25, 2011
that one needs to die
hk47 - December 26, 2011
That's heresy
ryanfea - December 26, 2011
I thought only "Cod" was thanked around here?
mustard_man - December 27, 2011
We worship the Salmon here. Trout is also thanked for the halibut
ladybug - December 28, 2011
Don't flounder about trying to grouper for the right words...
red floyd - December 28, 2011
if the oppor-tuna-ty is right, go for it
ladybug - December 28, 2011
Don't get all crab-by.
red floyd - December 28, 2011
don't be a pain in the bass
ladybug - December 28, 2011
That comment was full of a-balone
red floyd - December 28, 2011
I wasn't being koi
ladybug - December 29, 2011
I still think it was crappie
red floyd - December 29, 2011
I reel-y can't believe you are trying to make me feel gill-ty
ladybug - December 29, 2011
I agree with everything except
for 1 and 4.
Angelsrthebest101 - December 25, 2011
Any quip about DOV's brood/litter needs to be welcomed with open arms.
PieceOfAase - December 25, 2011
good news
wife pregnant with 35 child
now i qualify for group pricing
DAD OF VLAD - December 26, 2011
she's currently pregnant with 35 children????????????????????????
My god! Octomom’s record is going down in a BIG WAAAAY.
hk47 - December 26, 2011
DAD OF VLAD, the father of our great nation.
mustard_man - December 27, 2011
Be careful about eliminating joke categories
Our supply has already been seriously depleted with the departure of Mathis. Must admit I miss the great premium, 4000 games and CERA jokes, not to mention him throwing to first on a steal of second. Yes, I miss the jokes, but I don’t miss Jeffy.
Seraphan - December 26, 2011
no more Jeffy, Reagins or Lyle
at least we’ve still got Gubi
2pintsofbooze - December 27, 2011
Please reconsider
- Reagins shouldn’t be eliminated from joke fodder until a) Wells is gone, or b) Wells wins the AL MVP award every year until his current contract is up
- Mathis shouldn’t be eliminated from joke fodder until he is no longer playing major league baseball. Seriously, how can we NOT laugh when he’s making throws to first base when Iannetta is stealing second base?
- Spencer shouldn’t be eliminated from joke fodder until we’ve all watched 4000 baseball games.
mustard_man - December 27, 2011
But when we have watched 4000 games, just wait, you'll see...
red floyd - December 27, 2011
I'll be laughing
eyespy - December 28, 2011
GA is lazy is an all time joke for an all time Angel
I am sure there are still numerous posters who actually think old blue smoke was lazy
hauldog - December 27, 2011
A few seasons ago, a fan seated next to me at the Big A scoffed
when Juan Rivera let a ball drop in front of him. His date proceeded to make some joke about Rivera at least not being as lazy as GA. The fan replied, “GA wasn’t lazy, he was smooth.”
LAA101010 - December 27, 2011
She had to be an HH'er.
red floyd - December 27, 2011
I'm surpised no mention of flew out to Quentin jokes
but maybe that one already died.
Zu Long - December 28, 2011
I've been around a few years now
but never did get that one. Curiosity finally has got the best of me: What was the Quentin joke all about?
dmhead - December 28, 2011
It was a game thread against the Chisox.
Someone missed a play and asked what Quentin did… About 9 people replied, and the rest is history.
red floyd - December 28, 2011
So let me get this straight:
Quentin flew out to center? And that was it? Gosh, I really thought there was some fun story behind that…
dmhead - December 29, 2011
It was more about the fact that a million people responded with the same info.
So it became the standard thing to say whenever someone asks a question that gets a dozen identical responses.
Zu Long - December 31, 2011
This post is terrible.
snowhor - December 28, 2011
Why don't we convert this into the official HH "meme thread for newbies"?
red floyd - December 28, 2011
Panther!
Every time someone doesn’t understand something and is too GA to do a simple search of the site, we can point that person to this post.
And Karmis still blows.
snowhor - December 28, 2011
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