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Is there anyone else here, or am I the only masochist?
at this point, i just expect this team to lose. if we win, it is just a pleasant surprise.

something like this was expected.

You're the One Rev Halofan
buttercup is a better song

sad to say..

now I feel dirty

my name is Ted...and one day I'll be dead, yo yo
take me awaaaaaaaayyyyy
We still got this. Right?
i bet the Brandon Gift Basket on it.
I'll pass.

Give me the Stokes basket. ;)

Rally Monkey + Rally Gnome + Rally soap dispenser

good vibes game thread?

"I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God…plays!"

Homer Simpson

cutting my wrists is the easy way out
We are

the suck.

Never, ever get off the boat.
Maybe Trumbo and Conger will get to play now
pfffft

Mathis is still on the bench

Were not far enought out

for the ravioli soth to do that

Screw this team from the top all the way down.

We really need to see a reliever come in and walk 2 horrible horrible hitters, and even then can’t take him out of the game?

this movie Devil looks pretty entertaining.
Shama whatever always worries me though

butchers endings

he's overrated as a director, at least IMO
Sixth sense

was great then it just went downhill

that's for sure
I was never fooled by the 6th sense

but.. I have to say, Russel Crowe should have gotten an Oscar for best actor for a Beautiful Mind…

Was that Shama-lama-ding-dong?
That was Ron Howard, not Sham-whatever
Oh...I don't know.

That whole “aliens decide to invade a planet that is 3/4 deadly poison to them” thing was pretty funny. And solved by a characterization of Jeff Mathis, no less.

Swing away, Jeff. Swing away…

did they wear tin foil hats?
Overrated?

Almost everyone hates him at this point. He is one of the worst directors of the last decade.

Oh...

Didn’t know he was behind that one.

The Killer Tree movie he did was beyond horrible.

I imagine the mound visit was something along the lines of "I just hit a grand slam, throw f'ing strikes."
What are they worried about? All they have to do is let one of E-Bar or Reggie on, and Collapser will GIDP
has aybar hit a baseball since the all star break?
He fouled one off there, so technically yes
Failbar

is that enough of him yet? we do have Franny back

Reggie, if you get on, steal 2B.

Even if you get caught, it’s better than being part of Collapser’s GIDP

Jesus

Juan is slow as hell.

Wow, that is such a vague Key to the Game
No, Gubi, Collapser will come up with a clutch GIDP
I'm outta here boys

wake me up if hell freezes over. See y’all tomorrow

Premium
At least it wasn't a GIDP, but it sure as hell wasn't a "productive" out
Reggie's been making a strong case that he needs to be considered for the everyday LF job next season

I know most of us would rather go with Crawford, myself included, but Willits everyday in LF def sounds like something Mike Scioscia would love to do.

Reggie also seems to be able to handle the #1 slot properly
I disagree

Reggie Willits is not a full time major leaguer.

Very few of these guys are proving to be full time major leaguers, Rev.

Willits is demonstrating that he is less of a not-a-full-time-major-leaguer than others in red. By comparison, he has earned the right to be a not-full-time permanently.

And, considering the lack of consistency is Sosh’s daily lineup cards, that makes him a full-time not-full-time perfect player.

His defense in LF has always been superb.

And he’s had good stretches when given ample playing time.

He’s likely as much an everyday player as an Eckstein or Figgins.

Absent a trade or acquisition, the team has no better leadoff options at the moment.

No Shields!

another sure sign we’ve given up.

Shields spotting

this game really is over

Well, he has been calling that all day

Even if it is low and outside

but that was particularly LOW and quite OUTSIDE
not too low for joe
Well, of course not. Since Country Joe is lower than pond scum, it's hard for anything to be too low for him.
What is he doing calling balls and strikes from 1st base?
some folks are more asleep than the HP ump

who is not Joe West

cmon, we really all fell asleep a while ago, admit it. Okay, I did.
Yes, I've been properly corrected here, too. But it sounded good.
Torii looked all sad and over it in that random shot of him while Reggie was be ineffective.
SHIELDS

never know when it will be the last time you see him in an Angels uniform on the mound… could be tonight!

Rev,

You just jinxed it. Season ending injury for Shields…he retires an Angel…

a psychic forecast

is the opposite of a jinx

That's the word

I was looking for.

Now be a psychic and tell us we win a la grand slam…lol

Thank god. Shields is in.

The W is ours!

There is a plus to tonight

new Sons of Anarchy. Thats pretty awesome.

I'll miss Shields
sour patch kids

good stuff

Ooh! New White Collar and new Covert Affairs!

I think I’ll watch something interesting instead of this.

This is interesting, at least it is if you're an Indians fan
Or a Hardcore Scot Shields fan
Well he's injured or something, so you don't even have that.
Kohn is coming in though, so I'm sure Halowood is squealing now
Lets put in the kids
See y'all next year!

L’shana Tovah!

to Scot or to the site?
Glue factory

Anyone else feel like that’s the last we’ll ever see of him?

just had that feeling.

bummer.

no, he keeps coming back. I was done a looonnnggg time ago.
I just had that same thought and started tearing up a little bit.
I called it

We just saw the final appearance as an Angel of a 2002 Angel.

And that pretty much sums up the season in a nutshell.

Shields’ final apperanace as a moral haiku of the 2010 season.

Before he threw his final pitch

Shields was bending his wrist trying to stretch out his forearm

7 walks to 7 hits
I Kohn't kohntain my excitement!!!
Roll Call...

Same old same old eh?

Right elbow tightness for Shields
Time to meet Tommy John
Cleveland gets KOHN'D!!!

Anyone else starting to believe Kohn may be one our top 3 relievers right now?

Yes, but that has more to do with a lack of good relievers in our bullpen than Kohn's performance
Nah mate, Kohn's nails. I trust him, Walden and Bulger, I really do.
Setting the bar pretty low, but I'll go with it.
Cy Kohn!!!!

make him our ace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shields

Forearm strain.

Jk

I just heard it was elbow tightness.

leadoff man on. time for a big matsui DP
Nope
i guess callapso is wearing that hat tonight

i was wrong.

Stokes released, Quinlan released, who's next?

I hope it’s Mathis

Q released? Really?
Yep :(

I have not quite reached acceptance yet.

my bet would be Budde
time to clean house

i just wish there was a quinlan basket

Torii needs to stop trying to steal bases
YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FCKING IDIOT FLJHNGLA:HSL:
I second the motion
holy christ

how many times has hunter been thrown out at 3rd?

6 that I can count on one hand
i don't remember him ever actually succeeding when trying to steal 3rd

but i certainly remember him running into the out

Torii, that was very, Torii of you. You're an idiot and you never learn.
Torii Stupidity Again

3B is not yours

Torii is the stupidest baseball player ive ever watched

pure f’n idiot.

Vlad is on line two

You wanna take that call?

Torii tops it in the dumb department.

vlad lumbering into 2nd and getting thrown out is somehow easier to tolerate than torii trying to take third and absolutely destroying a rally, time and time again

I lol'd ...

you said “rally” hahahahahhaha!

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

all I can do is laugh now

laugh at the draft pick slot

elevator goin’ down?

Top 10 pick baby!
what is our magic number to get in the top 5?
48
get it?

cuz that Torii’s number……..nevermind

yeah.... got it...

48+5+20

That pick next season is going to be awesome!

All the more reason to go out into FA and get someone. Protected picks.

Subop....

can we get a story about “the thoughts of torii at 2nd base”

I can't believe what I just saw
TORII

Rally Killer

why did I turn this game on?
Fan?
AC
i meant you are a fan. just went GA on the keyboard.
I know...just messin' around
Madness

We keep watching hoping for a different result

the definition of insanity

and being at bat

yup... pretty stupid of us.
I am dumbfounded.

This cannot possibly be real. Not on a Mike Scioscia baseball team.

Are these guys TRYING to tank the season and we just missed the memo?

Too much deference to Scioscia.

He’s been as uninspired and feckless this season as any loser on this club.

I can’t recall a single victory this year where Scioscia’s in-game management made a significant impact.

the stupidest part

is that the Catcher already showed off his gun getting Bobby at 2B.

Torii was better when he had a hurt groin and had to STAY WITHIN HIS MECHANICS

Torii is a true team guy

he knows they aren’t going to the playoffs, so he’s doing everything he can to better their draft position.

Rich Thompson!
That Grand Slam was Jaguar

because it was so not Panther

I didn't realize Rich was the only Australian player in Angels history
Maybe Torii was trying to prevent a triple play?
Maybe Torii didn't have time to visit the head before he stepped up to bat?

Put in Conger, now!!!!!!!!!!

torii needs to be benched

or if its sosh calling for that time and time again, he needs to find a new job.

He was probably trying to keep from clogging the bases
Maybe Torii wants to instill a little Vlad back into the team?
Maybe Torii wanted to show people what a getting-caught-trying-to-steal-3rd bobblehead might look like?
Maybe Torii has a hot date waiting and the game is taking too long
Maybe Trumbo will get to PH and audition to be the new Juan Rivera by hitting a meaningless solo shot

Anyone else starting to believe Kohn Thompson may be one our top 3 relievers right now?

Thompson has been really impressive this year
Me thinks we should get Percy out of retirement

And convert him to a starter.
That’d be fun in a cruel way

But
all Percy’s gotta do is do better than Kazmir’s ERA of +6.

We might need Tim Salmon more
Yea I was thinking about that. And Wooten to go against lefties and play SS
what up butter cups?
Maybe Torii thinks that he wear down a catcher?
Rivera is my favorite player.
you're my favorite poster
fixed it

Rivera is my favorite player bat sniffer

Just checking in

How much are we winning by?

-5

or something like that, not really watchin the game anymore

Reminds me of the old SNL skit

Where any team playing “Da Bears” was predicted to have a negative score. The Angels, I see, are testing whether that is actually possible.

Someone needs to tell Aybar

To quit upper cutting – he is not a home run hitter

but it works for PEDroia
Hopefully Conger and Trumbo get an AB in the 9th
Torii in 2011 is just going to be less athletic and more dumb.

I can’t wait.

Maybe Torii is taking his 2011 season for a test drive?
we're getting a sneak peek of some comedy gold
C'mon Reggie

4 for 4

We wouldn't be losing if Quinlan hadn't been released.

Karma’s a bitch

So let's trade torii

and call up Trout in august if he rips up AA.

Yes because everybody wants his 2 year/ 38 Million remaining salary
i wonder if quinlans wife is allowed to hang out with the other angel WAGs
I'm glad the regulars are showing the new guys how its done tonight

Mentoring and all that

We seem to play so well against the cellar-dwellers
Why doesn't Reagins just bring up the whole Salt Lake team to show the "regulars" how its done

No use playing the regulars, play the young guys and see what they can do

Because call-ups don't work like that
guy in yellow shirt had a crazy belly

anyone else see that?

is Boras Conger's agent?
No
k good

it looked like Boras was shmoozing a Korean dad and daughter in his suite which made me wonder if it was Conger’s family.

it is a MOTH Victor

MOTHRA here for Godzilla

on the same night as King Conger's debut

interesting….

did he bat?

shoot I missed it, then.

no

he debuted in the dugout, where he’ll be spending a lot of time over the next 3 weeks

Debut...

you are funny.

Looks like Gojira won that battle
Maybe we should get the "bat" in the outfield and put it in the lineup
heck of a ballgame to walk into
i actually walked in 6 pitches before the gs

but still

WTQ

Did you hear the bad news?
Hey Mark

THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE TO GET THIS TEAM GOING.

Think he heard me?

they need to play within themselves

but the “they” needs to be better baseball players that we might have in a few years

yeah

all caps speak loudly

DId you say something?

someone just yelled so loud they blew my ears out. ;)

lol!!!!

seriously, I laughed out loud

Torii looked like a ghost in that at bat.

He swallowed his own stupidity like a poison.

Is that 3 or 4 times now he's made stupid outs on the basepaths...

this year. Pathetic. I saw Soth mouth “God damn it.”

“sometimes you have to slap pride common sense in the face”

Been far more than that.

9 of 22 in stolen base attempts off the top of my head.

Did anyone else notice mathis' chick in F123?

That’s the same young lady in 44FAN’s stalker photos.

half this team should put a restraining order on him.

especially naps.

Dude is gonna eventually blogging on this site, wearing napoli’s face on his face.

i remember when i was 13

i was obsessed too

c'mon Nap

time for that meaningless homerun……

“let’s get the fuck outta here” call

Right after that call, the umpire turned to Napoli and asked "So Mike, how do you pick up so many chicks? Could you show me?"
Appropriate ending to the game
Can't wait to see Country Joe's calls tomorrow behind the plate.
I'm calling a Soth ejection tomorrow, for the record.
I hope so

at this point he should be getting thrown out at least once a series

Light up the scorecard!
Ump just wanted to end it ASAP
torii looking pissed.
he shoulda gone to the yankees

he could be batting 8th and have a ring already

yanks wouldn't put up with his idiocy.

this type of garbage ball can only go on , daily, in anaheim.

He has no right to be pissed.

There’s not a more selfish player in baseball at the moment.

That he would pull that chump move to third AGAIN after calling himself out in the media last month really placed him beneath contempt to me. Every time he hits an HR in a game, the world becomes a mirror to Torii, and he’s Travolta feathering his hair.

He’s a complete fuckin’ ditz.

“This is quite similar to the day I got drafted by these guys,” Trumbo said. “I was just overjoyed, it’s a hometown team. I’ve been coming here since I was barely able to walk.”

Trumbo is behind Wood then, Wood made the team before he was able to walk.

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