That whole “aliens decide to invade a planet that is 3/4 deadly poison to them” thing was pretty funny. And solved by a characterization of Jeff Mathis, no less.
Very few of these guys are proving to be full time major leaguers, Rev.
Willits is demonstrating that he is less of a not-a-full-time-major-leaguer than others in red. By comparison, he has earned the right to be a not-full-time permanently.
And, considering the lack of consistency is Sosh’s daily lineup cards, that makes him a full-time not-full-time perfect player.
vlad lumbering into 2nd and getting thrown out is somehow easier to tolerate than torii trying to take third and absolutely destroying a rally, time and time again
There’s not a more selfish player in baseball at the moment.
That he would pull that chump move to third AGAIN after calling himself out in the media last month really placed him beneath contempt to me. Every time he hits an HR in a game, the world becomes a mirror to Torii, and he’s Travolta feathering his hair.
“This is quite similar to the day I got drafted by these guys,” Trumbo said. “I was just overjoyed, it’s a hometown team. I’ve been coming here since I was barely able to walk.”
Trumbo is behind Wood then, Wood made the team before he was able to walk.
Is there anyone else here, or am I the only masochist?
red floyd - September 7, 2010
at this point, i just expect this team to lose. if we win, it is just a pleasant surprise.
something like this was expected.
daze - September 7, 2010
You're the One Rev Halofan
44FAN - September 7, 2010
buttercup is a better song
sad to say..
now I feel dirty
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
my name is Ted...and one day I'll be dead, yo yo
ladybug - September 7, 2010
et tu brute?
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
take me awaaaaaaaayyyyy
daze - September 7, 2010
We still got this. Right?
halofolife - September 7, 2010
i bet the Brandon Gift Basket on it.
44FAN - September 7, 2010
I'll pass.
Give me the Stokes basket. ;)
halofolife - September 7, 2010
Rally Monkey + Rally Gnome + Rally soap dispenser
good vibes game thread?
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
"I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God…plays!"
Homer Simpson
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
cutting my wrists is the easy way out
clover_black - September 7, 2010
We are
the suck.
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
Never, ever get off the boat.
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
Maybe Trumbo and Conger will get to play now
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
pfffft
Mathis is still on the bench
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
Were not far enought out
for the ravioli soth to do that
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
Yay, lets hope so
mathisrocks5 - September 7, 2010
Let's go Angels!!
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
http://www.halosheaven.com/2010/9/7/1672943/top-10-most-premium-players-of
mathisrocks5 - September 7, 2010
Screw this team from the top all the way down.
We really need to see a reliever come in and walk 2 horrible horrible hitters, and even then can’t take him out of the game?
MH252525 - September 7, 2010
this movie Devil looks pretty entertaining.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
Shama whatever always worries me though
butchers endings
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
he's overrated as a director, at least IMO
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
Sixth sense
was great then it just went downhill
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
that's for sure
ladybug - September 7, 2010
I was never fooled by the 6th sense
but.. I have to say, Russel Crowe should have gotten an Oscar for best actor for a Beautiful Mind…
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
Was that Shama-lama-ding-dong?
red floyd - September 7, 2010
That was Ron Howard, not Sham-whatever
red floyd - September 7, 2010
Oh...I don't know.
That whole “aliens decide to invade a planet that is 3/4 deadly poison to them” thing was pretty funny. And solved by a characterization of Jeff Mathis, no less.
Swing away, Jeff. Swing away…
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
did they wear tin foil hats?
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
Hahaha yes!
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
Overrated?
Almost everyone hates him at this point. He is one of the worst directors of the last decade.
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
Oh...
Didn’t know he was behind that one.
The Killer Tree movie he did was beyond horrible.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
I imagine the mound visit was something along the lines of "I just hit a grand slam, throw f'ing strikes."
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
What are they worried about? All they have to do is let one of E-Bar or Reggie on, and Collapser will GIDP
red floyd - September 7, 2010
has aybar hit a baseball since the all star break?
clover_black - September 7, 2010
He fouled one off there, so technically yes
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Failbar
is that enough of him yet? we do have Franny back
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
Reggie, if you get on, steal 2B.
Even if you get caught, it’s better than being part of Collapser’s GIDP
red floyd - September 7, 2010
MVP!
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Jesus
Juan is slow as hell.
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
Wow, that is such a vague Key to the Game
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
No, Gubi, Collapser will come up with a clutch GIDP
red floyd - September 7, 2010
Nope
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
I'm outta here boys
wake me up if hell freezes over. See y’all tomorrow
ladybug - September 7, 2010
Later 'bug.
halofolife - September 7, 2010
night Bug
HalosFanInNorCal - September 7, 2010
Premium
red floyd - September 7, 2010
At least it wasn't a GIDP, but it sure as hell wasn't a "productive" out
red floyd - September 7, 2010
Reggie's been making a strong case that he needs to be considered for the everyday LF job next season
I know most of us would rather go with Crawford, myself included, but Willits everyday in LF def sounds like something Mike Scioscia would love to do.
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Reggie also seems to be able to handle the #1 slot properly
red floyd - September 7, 2010
I disagree
Reggie Willits is not a full time major leaguer.
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
Very few of these guys are proving to be full time major leaguers, Rev.
Willits is demonstrating that he is less of a not-a-full-time-major-leaguer than others in red. By comparison, he has earned the right to be a not-full-time permanently.
And, considering the lack of consistency is Sosh’s daily lineup cards, that makes him a full-time not-full-time perfect player.
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
His defense in LF has always been superb.
And he’s had good stretches when given ample playing time.
He’s likely as much an everyday player as an Eckstein or Figgins.
Absent a trade or acquisition, the team has no better leadoff options at the moment.
Turks Teeth - September 7, 2010 via mobile
No Shields!
another sure sign we’ve given up.
sherik - September 7, 2010
Shields spotting
this game really is over
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
Well, he has been calling that all day
Even if it is low and outside
red floyd - September 7, 2010
but that was particularly LOW and quite OUTSIDE
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
not too low for joe
sherik - September 7, 2010
Well, of course not. Since Country Joe is lower than pond scum, it's hard for anything to be too low for him.
red floyd - September 7, 2010
What is he doing calling balls and strikes from 1st base?
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
some folks are more asleep than the HP ump
who is not Joe West
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
cmon, we really all fell asleep a while ago, admit it. Okay, I did.
sherik - September 7, 2010
Yes, I've been properly corrected here, too. But it sounded good.
sherik - September 7, 2010
Torii looked all sad and over it in that random shot of him while Reggie was be ineffective.
gitchogritchoffmypetis - September 7, 2010
SHIELDS
never know when it will be the last time you see him in an Angels uniform on the mound… could be tonight!
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
Rev,
You just jinxed it. Season ending injury for Shields…he retires an Angel…
maze88 - September 7, 2010 via mobile
a psychic forecast
is the opposite of a jinx
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
That's the word
I was looking for.
Now be a psychic and tell us we win a la grand slam…lol
maze88 - September 7, 2010 via mobile
Thank god. Shields is in.
The W is ours!
halofolife - September 7, 2010
There is a plus to tonight
new Sons of Anarchy. Thats pretty awesome.
LeeUnitxxx - September 7, 2010
I'll miss Shields
UCIHalo - September 7, 2010
sour patch kids
good stuff
clover_black - September 7, 2010
Ooh! New White Collar and new Covert Affairs!
I think I’ll watch something interesting instead of this.
red floyd - September 7, 2010
This is interesting, at least it is if you're an Indians fan
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Or a Hardcore Scot Shields fan
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
Well he's injured or something, so you don't even have that.
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Kohn is coming in though, so I'm sure Halowood is squealing now
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Sure was.
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Now we all are.
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Lets put in the kids
UCIHalo - September 7, 2010
See y'all next year!
L’shana Tovah!
red floyd - September 7, 2010
to Scot or to the site?
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
Glue factory
Anyone else feel like that’s the last we’ll ever see of him?
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
just had that feeling.
bummer.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
no, he keeps coming back. I was done a looonnnggg time ago.
sherik - September 7, 2010
I just had that same thought and started tearing up a little bit.
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
+1
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
KOHNNNN
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
I called it
We just saw the final appearance as an Angel of a 2002 Angel.
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
And that pretty much sums up the season in a nutshell.
Shields’ final apperanace as a moral haiku of the 2010 season.
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Before he threw his final pitch
Shields was bending his wrist trying to stretch out his forearm
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
7 walks to 7 hits
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
I Kohn't kohntain my excitement!!!
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Roll Call...
Same old same old eh?
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
Right elbow tightness for Shields
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Time to meet Tommy John
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
Cleveland gets KOHN'D!!!
Anyone else starting to believe Kohn may be one our top 3 relievers right now?
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Yes, but that has more to do with a lack of good relievers in our bullpen than Kohn's performance
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Nah mate, Kohn's nails. I trust him, Walden and Bulger, I really do.
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Setting the bar pretty low, but I'll go with it.
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Cy Kohn!!!!
make him our ace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
eye CANDY
clover_black - September 7, 2010
Shields
Forearm strain.
maze88 - September 7, 2010 via mobile
bitter sweet
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
Jk
I just heard it was elbow tightness.
maze88 - September 7, 2010 via mobile
leadoff man on. time for a big matsui DP
daze - September 7, 2010
Nope
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
i guess callapso is wearing that hat tonight
i was wrong.
daze - September 7, 2010
Stokes released, Quinlan released, who's next?
I hope it’s Mathis
310Angel - September 7, 2010
Q released? Really?
clover_black - September 7, 2010
Yep :(
I have not quite reached acceptance yet.
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
my bet would be Budde
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
time to clean house
i just wish there was a quinlan basket
daze - September 7, 2010
Torii needs to stop trying to steal bases
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FCKING IDIOT FLJHNGLA:HSL:
clover_black - September 7, 2010
I second the motion
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
wow......
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
Again?
SDHaloFan - September 7, 2010
holy christ
how many times has hunter been thrown out at 3rd?
daze - September 7, 2010
6 that I can count on one hand
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
i don't remember him ever actually succeeding when trying to steal 3rd
but i certainly remember him running into the out
daze - September 7, 2010
Torii, that was very, Torii of you. You're an idiot and you never learn.
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Torii Stupidity Again
3B is not yours
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
I know!!! WTF!
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Torii is the stupidest baseball player ive ever watched
pure f’n idiot.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
Vlad is on line two
You wanna take that call?
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
Torii tops it in the dumb department.
vlad lumbering into 2nd and getting thrown out is somehow easier to tolerate than torii trying to take third and absolutely destroying a rally, time and time again
clover_black - September 7, 2010
I lol'd ...
you said “rally” hahahahahhaha!
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
all I can do is laugh now
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
laugh at the draft pick slot
elevator goin’ down?
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
Top 10 pick baby!
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
what is our magic number to get in the top 5?
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
48
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
get it?
cuz that Torii’s number……..nevermind
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
yeah.... got it...
48+5+20
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
That pick next season is going to be awesome!
All the more reason to go out into FA and get someone. Protected picks.
Halowood - September 7, 2010
Rec'd
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
Subop....
can we get a story about “the thoughts of torii at 2nd base”
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
Sure
Here it is:
The End.
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
Pulitzer.
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
I can't believe what I just saw
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
TORII
Rally Killer
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
why did I turn this game on?
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
Fan?
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
AC
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
i meant you are a fan. just went GA on the keyboard.
angelskid2210 - September 7, 2010
I know...just messin' around
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
Madness
We keep watching hoping for a different result
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
the definition of insanity
and being at bat
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
yup... pretty stupid of us.
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
I am dumbfounded.
This cannot possibly be real. Not on a Mike Scioscia baseball team.
Are these guys TRYING to tank the season and we just missed the memo?
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Too much deference to Scioscia.
He’s been as uninspired and feckless this season as any loser on this club.
I can’t recall a single victory this year where Scioscia’s in-game management made a significant impact.
Turks Teeth - September 7, 2010 via mobile
the stupidest part
is that the Catcher already showed off his gun getting Bobby at 2B.
Torii was better when he had a hurt groin and had to STAY WITHIN HIS MECHANICS
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
Torii is a true team guy
he knows they aren’t going to the playoffs, so he’s doing everything he can to better their draft position.
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Rich Thompson!
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
That Grand Slam was Jaguar
because it was so not Panther
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
I didn't realize Rich was the only Australian player in Angels history
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
He's not
Trent Durrington
VPBOB - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii was trying to prevent a triple play?
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii didn't have time to visit the head before he stepped up to bat?
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Put in Conger, now!!!!!!!!!!
angelsmania32 - September 7, 2010
ditto!!!!!!!!!
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
torii needs to be benched
or if its sosh calling for that time and time again, he needs to find a new job.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
He was probably trying to keep from clogging the bases
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii wants to instill a little Vlad back into the team?
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii wanted to show people what a getting-caught-trying-to-steal-3rd bobblehead might look like?
daze - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii has a hot date waiting and the game is taking too long
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
Maybe Trumbo will get to PH and audition to be the new Juan Rivera by hitting a meaningless solo shot
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Anyone else starting to believe
KohnThompson may be one our top 3 relievers right now?stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
Thompson has been really impressive this year
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
so top 2?
stuck in Romania - September 7, 2010
Me thinks we should get Percy out of retirement
And convert him to a starter.
That’d be fun in a cruel way
HalosBiggestFan - September 7, 2010 via mobile
But
all Percy’s gotta do is do better than Kazmir’s ERA of +6.
phoenix15 - September 7, 2010
We might need Tim Salmon more
310Angel - September 7, 2010
Yea I was thinking about that. And Wooten to go against lefties and play SS
HalosBiggestFan - September 7, 2010 via mobile
what up butter cups?
DAD OF VLAD - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii thinks that he wear down a catcher?
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
Rivera is my favorite player.
angelsmania32 - September 7, 2010
you're my favorite poster
clover_black - September 7, 2010
fixed it
Rivera is my favorite
playerbat sniffer2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Just checking in
How much are we winning by?
The_Question - September 7, 2010
-5
or something like that, not really watchin the game anymore
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
Reminds me of the old SNL skit
Where any team playing “Da Bears” was predicted to have a negative score. The Angels, I see, are testing whether that is actually possible.
The_Question - September 7, 2010
Someone needs to tell Aybar
To quit upper cutting – he is not a home run hitter
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
but it works for PEDroia
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Hopefully Conger and Trumbo get an AB in the 9th
halofan1 - September 7, 2010
Torii in 2011 is just going to be less athletic and more dumb.
I can’t wait.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
Maybe Torii is taking his 2011 season for a test drive?
Stirrups - September 7, 2010
we're getting a sneak peek of some comedy gold
clover_black - September 7, 2010
-5
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
C'mon Reggie
4 for 4
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
We wouldn't be losing if Quinlan hadn't been released.
Karma’s a bitch
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
So let's trade torii
and call up Trout in august if he rips up AA.
angelsmania32 - September 7, 2010
Yes because everybody wants his 2 year/ 38 Million remaining salary
ryanfea - September 7, 2010
i wonder if quinlans wife is allowed to hang out with the other angel WAGs
clover_black - September 7, 2010
I'm glad the regulars are showing the new guys how its done tonight
Mentoring and all that
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
We seem to play so well against the cellar-dwellers
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
Why doesn't Reagins just bring up the whole Salt Lake team to show the "regulars" how its done
No use playing the regulars, play the young guys and see what they can do
310Angel - September 7, 2010
Because call-ups don't work like that
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
guy in yellow shirt had a crazy belly
anyone else see that?
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
is Boras Conger's agent?
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
No
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
k good
it looked like Boras was shmoozing a Korean dad and daughter in his suite which made me wonder if it was Conger’s family.
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
it is a MOTH Victor
MOTHRA here for Godzilla
Rev Halofan - September 7, 2010
on the same night as King Conger's debut
interesting….
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
did he bat?
shoot I missed it, then.
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
Nope
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
no
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
no
he debuted in the dugout, where he’ll be spending a lot of time over the next 3 weeks
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Debut...
you are funny.
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
Looks like Gojira won that battle
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
Maybe we should get the "bat" in the outfield and put it in the lineup
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
heck of a ballgame to walk into
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
i actually walked in 6 pitches before the gs
but still
WTQ
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
Did you hear the bad news?
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
i did.
fuQin kills me
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
I'll miss Amanda.
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
ROLL CALL
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
Hey Mark
THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE TO GET THIS TEAM GOING.
Think he heard me?
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
they need to play within themselves
but the “they” needs to be better baseball players that we might have in a few years
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
yeah
all caps speak loudly
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
DId you say something?
someone just yelled so loud they blew my ears out. ;)
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
lol!!!!
seriously, I laughed out loud
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Torii looked like a ghost in that at bat.
He swallowed his own stupidity like a poison.
Turks Teeth - September 7, 2010 via mobile
Is that 3 or 4 times now he's made stupid outs on the basepaths...
this year. Pathetic. I saw Soth mouth “God damn it.”
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
“sometimes you have to slap
pridecommon sense in the face”2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Been far more than that.
9 of 22 in stolen base attempts off the top of my head.
Turks Teeth - September 7, 2010 via mobile
Did anyone else notice mathis' chick in F123?
That’s the same young lady in 44FAN’s stalker photos.
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
half this team should put a restraining order on him.
especially naps.
Dude is gonna eventually blogging on this site, wearing napoli’s face on his face.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
i remember when i was 13
i was obsessed too
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
c'mon Nap
time for that meaningless homerun……
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
“let’s get the fuck outta here” call
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
Gone
angelslogic - September 7, 2010
Right after that call, the umpire turned to Napoli and asked "So Mike, how do you pick up so many chicks? Could you show me?"
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Appropriate ending to the game
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
Can't wait to see Country Joe's calls tomorrow behind the plate.
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
I'm calling a Soth ejection tomorrow, for the record.
Downing Rules - September 7, 2010
I hope so
at this point he should be getting thrown out at least once a series
2pintsofbooze - September 7, 2010
Light up the scorecard!
rspencer - September 7, 2010
Ump just wanted to end it ASAP
Suboptimal - September 7, 2010
torii looking pissed.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
he shoulda gone to the yankees
he could be batting 8th and have a ring already
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 7, 2010
yanks wouldn't put up with his idiocy.
this type of garbage ball can only go on , daily, in anaheim.
clover_black - September 7, 2010
He has no right to be pissed.
There’s not a more selfish player in baseball at the moment.
That he would pull that chump move to third AGAIN after calling himself out in the media last month really placed him beneath contempt to me. Every time he hits an HR in a game, the world becomes a mirror to Torii, and he’s Travolta feathering his hair.
He’s a complete fuckin’ ditz.
Turks Teeth - September 7, 2010 via mobile
“This is quite similar to the day I got drafted by these guys,” Trumbo said. “I was just overjoyed, it’s a hometown team. I’ve been coming here since I was barely able to walk.”
Trumbo is behind Wood then, Wood made the team before he was able to walk.
~MMP~ - September 7, 2010
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