Don't get it? (I was saving this for an article next week, but it seemed appropriate.)
Scott Kazmir forgot his headset when he took the mound tonight and couldn't hear Mark Gubicza cheering him on from the booth. He consequently forgot all about being aggressive, staying within mechanics, attacking the strike zone, and all of that. The White Sox teed off for four runs in the third and another in the fourth, leaving Kaznobyl with a final line of 5 earned runs on 5 hits and 1 walk in 3 innings pitched. The former strikeout king struck out zero.
So the cycle continues. Kazmir has a sequence of mediocre starts. Scioscia praises his improvement. Gubicza raves about his "stuff." Then he combusts on the mound and everyone tries to figure out what he did wrong this time. Except he's really been the same pitcher all year. Sometimes balls in play work in his favor, sometimes they don't. Kazmir's velocity was even better than usual tonight, but without his former ability to miss bats, he's just a left-handed junkballer with control problems. More on this situation as it develops during the offseason.
John Danks, on the other hand, gifted the Angels an early two-run lead and then shifted into cruise control. The Angels bullpen pitched competently, but the offense could do absolutely nothing against Danks in innings 2-8. Chris Sale, who was going to classes at Florida Gulf Coast University last semester, got the final three outs in only nine pitches.
To tell you the truth, I didn't see a large portion of this game because my power went out. Remember when those rolling blackouts were such an inconvenience during the California energy crisis? Well, that's basically what living in the Boston area is like even when absolutely nothing is wrong with the energy market. Do me a favor and send NSTAR an email telling them that they are horrible. They don't seem to listen to anyone else.
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The Angels website has an article talking about Kazmir spending the offseason working out in Arizona
I wonder if we could just leave him there for the season too.
Also, I love that picture.
~MMP~ - September 25, 2010
44FAN - September 25, 2010
Tee + hand + hand-tlers equals A-L-C-S?
Huh?
Downing Rules - September 25, 2010
Texas Math!
~MMP~ - September 25, 2010
Also funny that they're only ambitious enough to hope for the ALCS
They’ve already conceded their chances to win it all.
ryanfea - September 25, 2010
damn,
Texas grabs ALDS Team by the antlers = ALCS?
feNOMINAL - September 25, 2010
also...
you know what they say about Texas (as probably mentioned hundreds of millions of times before this)…?
steers ’n queers.
feNOMINAL - September 25, 2010
Looks like those new Texas schoolbook guidelines are starting to kick in already.
Commander_Nate - September 26, 2010
what a bunch of fags
Quad Fin Rider - September 26, 2010
A Snowball's Chance in Hell...
Wait, that is not what ALCS stands for…
Rev Halofan - September 26, 2010 via mobile
haha I get it
Dewey defeats Truman. That’s pretty good.
Kaz for BOTG. Five runs in three innings isn’t acceptable.
vladtheimpaler - September 25, 2010
Leaving Aside
the bad math in the first paragraph…
This reminds me so much of Bartolo Colon ca. 2006-2007. He injured his shoulder late in 2005 and never got it fixed. As a consequence, he spent his last 2 years being ineffective, followed by rest-n-rehab while on the DL. He’d come back, look OK for a start or two, and then the cycle would repeat.
I know shoulders are difficult to fix, but when all else fails, you’ve got to try to fix it. Colon never did, and was never the same again.
Kaz probably has a shoulder injury that can’t be fixed without surgery, but we’re probably only going to see the same cycle continue with him for the next two years (unless they release him first).
jjackflash - September 25, 2010
Saw him make a rehab start in SLC
Dude was HUGE. And he wouldn’t talk with the SL paper’s Bees (maybe still Stingers at the time) beat writer. Weak.
cath619 - September 27, 2010
Kuazmire -- DUMP THIS LOP OF SHIT.
I’m fed up, but still buying tickets in droves. Do I need to visit a shrink?
Downing Rules - September 25, 2010
Also ... rec'd based on that image... that's funny stuff.
Gubicza and Rojas were in the cushy field level seats in front of 109 and looked lame down there.
Downing Rules - September 25, 2010
During the kiss cam tonight, the camera ended on the two of them sitting down there with a heart around them
RedHatHalo - September 25, 2010
They didn't do it on-screen ...
maybe after the game?
Downing Rules - September 25, 2010
Missing option: Victor and his !#$!@#%^! Cotton Candy
red floyd - September 25, 2010
Had to vote for Kaz for BOTG.
Are we really sure that Kaz understands it’s his job to keep the other team from scoring more runs? 60 pitches through 3 innings? WTF?
halofolife - September 25, 2010
sounds like a mop up reliever
except he had a lead and is paid as a #1 #2 starter.
:(
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - September 26, 2010
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