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Please win . . .

Even if our chances are slim, the Rangers fans squirming will be hilarious.

WiHalo is a hell of a guy. He made this new thread, just for Lana
thanks for the new thread - much better
Can i have a dollar?
Where was the Four-Letter plug?
Nice Jim...must be getting late back there...

thanks for the new thread

Let's do this.

Not like that, Woody.

Didn't realize that Cuz was on the mound. Power section ain't gonna get no smashes.
Remember when there was one out and a runner in scoring position

And Mike Scioscia played the “bat the guys with sub-.200 career averages” strategy not once, but TWICE?

yep

Not interested in winning.

I remember it like it was tonight
at least he hustled
Willits inside the parker
I kohn't believe what I saw
Kohn up
Would you all Kohn the Kohn references.
InKohnceivable
your response is Kohnvoluted.
I thought it was well Kohnsidered
You're pretty Kohntancerous aren't you?
Please do obtain a hit, Reginald. Then after we might have a spot of tea.
I swear Reggie almost smiled.
Weggie w/2 hits and 2 K's tonight...
my tv just went out!
...and Howard's is closed at this hour...damn!
As I spent 4 minutes trying to type in the old thread,

My laptop has Vista, a piece of shit power hog. My other computer is in my office but I can’t see the TV in there

Turn off Aero
Don't know what that is....
It's the funky cool awesome eyecandy in Vista.
I'm pretty sure my Vista has nothing funky,

cool or awesome

My lights flickered, my connection went down.

Still don’t have MLB.

A double here...

…and I might visit one of his superstores.

that's the "other" Howard.
Isn't this the other Howard?

It’s just so confusing!

Do you need to get rid of some lasagna stains or something?
I know someone who knows a lot about lasagna stains.
I wanna see Howie does this
Ack. MLB dead.
did anyone else lose FSWest?
Still going here.
ALL the fox channels just went out on uverse
Still have, too
I have Verizon FIOS, FYI
Time Warner is still up.
still have it here
after 1am on east coast. Can't play after 1am...
So was Howie.

Ground ball to 2B. Reggie forced at second.

crrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppp
Dohhhhh Howie! :((
wHAT'S HAPPENING????
Howie hit a weak grounder right to the 2b bag where Kuntsler stepped on the bag...3 outs
dAMMIT.

Ok, I’m going to bed. Maybe they’ll win if I’m not watching.

Thanks to Franny we are still playing ball...

unearned run kills

All this extra inning games Kohntinually get worse

Is it inKohnceivable that we finish a team in 9 innings? I guess extra ining games are the best form of Kohntreceptive for Mike Napoli, otherwise he’d be having sex with several women right now

You can thank Franny
Kohn you see who's pitching the next inning?
Frandsen made a throw! Frandsen made a throw!
I guess I must have missed what he did or didn't do tonight
His throwing error led to the Texas run
Ya he messed up earlier
Frandsen made another accurate throw!
Franny makes a throw, Franny makes a throw, Franny makes a throw... 3 out of 4 ain't bad...

NOT!

Hunter deserves his share.
Agreed, but score is 1-0 w/out Franny's clank
And it's 2-1 without Torii's epic fail
And GA imitation
and 2-1 without Hunter's laziness.
Did I see Kohn's stats right.

15 walks, 15 strikeouts?

Those stats paint an inKohncomplet picture. He'sbeen very effective lately.
Kohn fever is very Kohntageous I see.
Kohn't say it better myself.
I thought the Kohn references were making you Kohntankerous earlier
Not Kohnpletely.
hey wait - wasn't vlad just at bat?
it's redemption time for Torii
You know Torii, just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go ahead and do something like this...

And totally redeem yourself!
movie?

Hulk want NAPO-SMASH
you're the one......who's still awake.
Rangers get KOHN'D in the 11th.
Double by Torii, double by Napoli

And everyone can go home

Although it appears most have already done so...
Good evening everybody.

Just got off work, glad to see we still got a game going. I was sure I’d miss tonights game because of work, gotta love extra innings.

Well, we're glad you finally made it!
Because YOU'RE THE ONE
Sorry about that
You getting punchy, Red?
I'm glad i'm finally home.

14 hours at work was a killer. The OT was nice though.

Obviously no hangover, then :-)
Not yet brotha....

No work for me tomorrow!

Not the way we got here.

Franderson error early gave up a TEX unearned run.

Hula Dula GIDP in the 8th with a tie game and runners on the corners, and he dogged it going to first.

Let me make up for the YOU'RE THE ONE...

Welcome back my friend
To the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside come inside

attaboy tori

dont waste any time

NAPO-SMASH Kohnplete the sweep!
Thanks for absolutely NOTHING Torii
I'll take a Bluto-Bomb for the win please.
Juank-Off time!
That sounds vaguely perverted...

Not that there’s anything WRONG with that

I know this has nothing to do with the game,

And I don’t know if someone has already posted this, however, the 50th anniversary logo has been released/leaked:

http://angels.ocregister.com/2010/09/22/angels-announce-plans-for-50th-anniversary/65530/

Back to the game . . .

Ya, we're looking forward to it
saw it yesterday on AngelsInsider site.
And on Halos Heaven
Napo-Smash Kohntinually impresses me.
Juarning Track...do something good please!
Does anyone understand this ump's zone?
I would imagine this ump does.
consistently odd
I haven't seen most of this game,

But i’m assuming the strike zone has been inconsistent?

And in other news,

The sky is blue
The sun is bright
Water is wet

And Mathis is premium....

Right? ;)

Michael is an iKohn on this site.
His name certainly gives us something Kohnstructive to do
Blue must want to go home.

That didn’t look like a strike to me.

If he wants to go home

Then he should help the Angels score here.

Technically

if he wanted to go home that bad he would call everything a ball and walk in the winning run

Or just call 3 consecutive balks
as long as we win who cares lol
He's not going anywhere until a run is scored

He might as well call all the pitches balls and walk a run home.

Palmer should have come in earlier, we always score when he's pitching
mayne he shoukd pinch hit for mathis
What about Emerson and Lake?
Couldn't develop secondary pitches.

Palmer was the Lucky Man.

You knew it had to happen.

Juancho GIDP

2010 Angels = LOFT

Lack of F’ing Talent!

I wouldn't say that...

Juancho has a real talent for hitting into a GIDP

yeah, there's that
Oh, Juarning track...that blows, gidp! Craptastic
The Angels can't score so they seem to play lots of extra innings with teams who also can't score
It's like a battle to the death with Nerf swords.
This is the game that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend.....

Come on everybody, sing it with me!

the wheels on the bus go round and round...
some people, starting singing it, not knowing what it was
Some angels started playing it not knowing what it was, and now they'll continue playing it forever just because...l
Little high Matt
The Bullpen Show
Has anyone ever seen the ball hit the rosin bag?
Roll Call.

I see I got off of work at a bad time.

You also quit drinking, smoking, amphetamines, and sniffing glue at a bad time
I know I put that bong somewhere...
You and Halofolife must work together
Only if he lives back east.
I still haven't gotten over Macho Grande...

Some of those wounds run pretty deep!

You and I both.

Just got off work myself. wouldn’t you know, the last 2 days I worked swing shift we won, got home early and were tied in extras. Must be my fault.

I always get off work after games are over.

Usually extra inning games too. Thought I was getting lucky tonight.

I only trust Kohn, Walden and Thompson, I'm done with this Palmer crap

His ball doesn’t have the movement it did last year.

Pitching around Davis eh?
Trying to setup the DP, I think

When did Bengie come in?

Cruz PH for Treanor against Rodney
BMo...the real human double play...

or dare I say it, ……

Toss up between him and Juancho.
OK, intentional walk coming up
Yipes!
How the heck do you drop the ball there, mAthisn't?
Man

He sure isn’t

A very ugly K

prEmium D

Is there any other kind of D?
k3yerout moreland
PREMIUMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK!!!!!

There’s my september bomb

Soooo NOT prEmium!
Well shit!

Pass the glue red, i’m gonna need it.

That's got to be a passed ball, right?
Defensive catcher my arse
PB.

It’s a good thing Mathisn’t is such a prEmium defensive catcher

MATHIS sucks worse than fraudney
WTF, MATHIS!?!??!
It's what he does.

F*ck up at the most inopportune times. What a waste of roster space!

And there's some *more* prEmium D.
Wow,

No sooner than I put my glasses on, Matt (freakin) Palmer gives Mathis a chance to blow it

that was all MAthis, dude.
Welcome to the Jeff Mathis Show!
I vote for a cancellation of this show.
Conger not available?
Franny makes a throw, etc...crap!

Damnit Mathisn’t!

You know, Mathis was supposed to be an offensive catcher when he was coming up in the minors

It wasn’t until we found out he sucks at hitting that we made up this “defensive catcher” bullshit.

Nichols Law at work
Lost the game on FOX here in the valley

How did they score?

Passed Ball

But hey, Mathis is a prEmiium catcher

yes - thanks to Mathis
gracias

and no pinche bueno

The ball went in his glove and it bounced out
You on U-Verse? I've got it on T-W.

Most of the U-Verse types were bitching about it earlier.

let's see...
  1. Dropped the ball on a dropped 3rd strike
  2. PB scoring a run
  3. fumbles a bunt, letting a runner get to 1B

Did I miss anything this inning?

smells like Mathis FAIL
but #2 was the killer!
I believe he also gave the thumbs up to the snuggies.

Rotten SOB

you covered it all
Oh yea, I forgot. He was on the grassy knoll
Yes, we have come full circle.
F MATHIS, F HIM RIGHT IN HIS STUPID A
Jeff Mathis' career needs to be put to sleep.
IF he is back next season, it better be with a paycut!
Or better yet

make Mathis pay to play for the Angels

He'll be back with a raise, the front office having been sold on Premium Mathis.
So much for the sweep
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis is in the building!
I think Mathis just hates us

and did that shit on purpose as a form of torture

I can hear it now,

“Dadgum city folk always makin’ fun of my failures, i’ll show them”.

Good AB Kevin. Keep up the good work.
if mathis is our starting catcher next year

I will start making serious posts.

nobody wins

Oh, now Mathis is PH for. Fuck everything
NOW we PH for Mathisn't...

a little late ya think Soth?

Hey, no way Wilson or Conger makes those premium plays there.
Conger's got a lot to learn, you know
Well this was well worth three and a half hours viewing time
I Kohn't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!
You ate it, Ralph
those were good commercials
Plop plop, Fizz, fizz. Oh what a relief it is
The same company put out the "Speecy Spicey Meatball" ads

MaCann Erickson

now we get a PH for Mathis...

it’s a little LATE now Sosh

Well, Chupa tends to get pissed at extra inning games, so maybe...
frandsen will be working at a starbucks next year
Mathis would be too, but he'd drop too many cups
Haren looked awesome again though

At least there’s that

It's all about silver linings.

Way to stay positive Raaddad!

Yea, but I'll take a Godzilla blast right now!
Hell, i'd settle for a Mothra bloop single!
WAIT WAIT WAIT.

A left handed pinch hitter against a left handed pitcher. Please, somebody, explain that to me?

Feliz isn't a lefty
Gameday says Harrison is pitching.
Gameday sucks.

But that goes without saying.

doesn't look like him
Mine doesn't

Maybe yours froze?

It says Feliz now.
huh?
Uh huh
hunh uh
lol

meant that as a response to halofan

the Uh Oh song...Greg Kihn...

long lost father of Kohn

Are you channeling John Cougar Mellencamp?
Not this 2 strike gamble bullshit
Floyd are you getting the game fellow Vallyite?

I don’t have anything

Yeah, but I'm on Time Warner.
Mathis you are just crap to us
And we're out of our misery
And there we have it
You can put a dog turd over this one!
Fucking fucker is fucked!

what a fucking turd!

Jeff Mathis should get the loss.
BotG poll
  • Frandsen
  • Hunter
  • Mathis
Mathis is better off

not showing up to the ballpark

ever again (as far as I'm concerned)
So many reasons we lost this.

The season in a nutshell.

Naw, cuz our bullpen was solid in this one!
but Palmer wasn't as sharp as he was last time out
Yep. Great starting pitching

and . . . that’s about it

true. Good night all, thanks for the company.
Rangers - get the hell out of our stadium
Phew

A win there would have been a huge setback in the protected pick race. Solid management keeps the Angels in the hunt.

MATHIS + FRANDSEN

DOING WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO

SUCK

but when your highest paid player lollygags so the game winning run doesn’t cross the plate, well that’s just the tits.

Granted I got home extremely late

and missed a good 9 innings or so but if that’s true about Hunter, that’s some absolute BS

saw that but only for a second

why did he slow down?

Was Torri dogging it that bad?

My cousin said this loss had alot to do with him not hustling in that run.

Well this sucked.

But I really feel bad for all of you that watched this debacle from the beginning. We’ll get ’em tomorrow, turn the page, try to stay consistent…etc etc.

Hasta la vista, bebes
Lack of offense

or an overabundance of Torii and Mathis FAIL? Hmmm… tough call there

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