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No All Star Game arm sleeve patch! Oh and a one legged pitcher. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

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No All Star Game arm sleeve patch! Oh and a one legged pitcher. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Weavah!

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second!
you show up as first to me?
wasn't confident i was going to be first

the year is having a detrimental effect on my confidence.

Already game thread two!

Woo Hoo!

yep

that hometown buffet thread got pretty chatty

I'm happy to provide comic relief.

As halo fans, we need it.

You provide a valuable service
Lets not inflate his ego now...
Just don't get all HTB on his ass
I think there's still a game going on.
there is?

and I thought that this was our entertainment?

HTB?

I’m pretty sure I won’t, but what does it mean?

Home Town Buffet.

We used to take the kids there when they were little. Their mascot is a Bee. As in “HT Bee”.

Seriously.

Their mascot should be an arterial shunt.
Well duh on me

We’ve only been talking HTB all night

Its appropriate,

after you eat at HTB, your stomach talks to you all night.

I know.

Most of my friends can’t stand me. My TV counts as a friend.

That's what the rolls are for
One-legged.

Jim Abbott 2.0

quick hook on Gamethread one eh Rev?
He was going all Hometown Buffet on us
LLOL
whats up with the double LL?
Someone said they literally laughed out loud one night

so LLOL was born.

FLOL

I always laugh out loud figuratively

understood

I saw you do it earlier and thought it was a mistake

now I know, Rex don’t make mistakes

9 Gold Gloves!
didn't say anything about his arm.
Let's Go Angels!

Keep cheering of those sac flies!

uh oh...

This thread is cursed already

i blame Rev
I blame one legged pitchers
I blame DOV
How was that an earned run?
They're saying unearned on the radio.

miscommunication?

with Mota...probably
You have to understand someone to communicate with them.
He scored on Torii's throwing error. Unearned.
Well Weaver got out of it, so it should change to an unearned run
When Rev said "Please" when telling us to come here, I was reminded of something I read today.

I was reading about an insane computer language that was designed as a joke. One of the keywords was “PLEASE”. If your program didn’t use it enough, you got an error that the program was too rude. Use it too much, and you got an error that your program was too polite.

weird

you read?

Yeah. Youse gots a problem wid dat?
RE LAX

You need a boigah?

are you going to turn Japanese on us?
I really think so.
I could go so much further with this..

but.. I think that I’ll just leave it alone :)

What's the name of the language?
Nice catch, Chupa.
So, now

Bobby is a better defensive player than Torii.

I’m sooooo confused.

What the hell did Torii do?
Couldn't throw out Kotch who was going 1st to 3rd.

ball went into the media well. Kotch awarded home.

Overthrew Collapser, let the run score.
collapser should have fielded that throw

did the figgy olay instead

Don't worry guys

I picked 5 hits in the 5th for the pregame. I’m in second place. I know what I’m doing.

I picked 0 and already lost...

happily

did Abroo switch teams?
is anyone else having problems with FSN?
Time Warner is iffy on FSW-HD
Cox is good

that doesn’t sound right. I hate having a cable providor named “Cox”

it is accept when it's blocked.
And it is reject when it is not blocked
yes - it's get pixeled a lot on replays
I think it's TW, not FSW.
But there is another problem with the broadcast. Something's mixed up -- the LAA number is bigger than the SEA number.
Mathis' two errors not good for his arbitration.
Ya, but he's driven in 2 of our last 3 runs.
yeah those sack of flies are friggin awesome, oh no one was actually a hit
He has one more hit and RBI than Napoli today
Sosh is going to argue his arbitration case for him

he’ll get a raise

Please tell me I'm not the only one who pays more attention

To this thread than the actual game.

Guilty as charged your honor.
+1

there’s a game on?

Yeah, but there's something wrong with my TV again.

The LAA number is bigger again.

Contact your local cable company if you are experiencing ANY problems with your service.
my tv is having the same problem
Give it a good kick

Thats what I always do.

Did they teach you that at BG?
Yeah

Tuesdays and Thursdays right after Drinking 101.

lawlz, I miss college.
My class starts on Oct 28

or so

[VOICE type=“Lurch”]
You rang?
[/VOICE]

thread > pr0n > game
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't let Matsui hear you say that!!!!
That's the best thing about these threads..

You don’t have to pay attention to the games

solid effort by side saload
Lead off double and no runs

LLOL

2010 Angels Baseball!
Nice catch by Fleet Pete.
Sit down Figgy, you don't hit things into CF with Bourjos there
Is anyone posting from the Stadium?
i tried this thing on an ipad recently...

i gotta say, thats a pretty cool thingymajig.

i realize this has nothing to do with your question.

yeah, I like to play with them at best buy

they are pretty friggin rad

Just wondering if anyone bought a Mystery Bag
"Callaspo waiting for the rainmaker"

wha???

Gubi and Victor are channelling Dennis Miller
Anybody wishing they were a kid

So you could get a reminder binder at an upcoming game

I wanted the soap dispenser

I play softball with the Halos head of promotions, he hooks me up with everyhting they give out. its awesome

I want the art kit
I may be able to hook you up

but it’ll cost you…

Seriously?
sure, y not

I’ll tell him its for my nephew if he thinks its weird I’m asking for it

when is that giveaway? I’m going to see him Monday

oh

and I was joking about it costing you

I still have the one I got at an A's game in '86

or maybe ’87?

don't hate!

Little Cath liked the elephant.

I'll have it all when I get the box of give aways next month
alright kids, I'm out.

Let’s hope the LAA number stays bigger than the SEA number. Go Halos?

Nite Cath
g'nite!

Good luck with scoring the art kit! (I want one, too!)

I wonder if she's going to shake it up in da club with some crystal
The club can't even handle her right now!
My tube top can barely handle me
My EYES!!!! The goggles do nothing!!!
Oh no

I can’t undo that visualization

The Angels? Or the dance club?
oh hell naw

da club!

HAHAHAHAHahahah

nope. have to get up early tomorrow.

Evenin' little lady
I could almost hear how creepily you said that.
Right?

Said the spider to the fly

Charlotte's web was great.
What about Chapel Hill's web?
lolwut
What is wut?
That's like asking who's on first.
No it itsn't
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay.
Google "lolwut," ane you'll see the pic i'm referring to,

you say it when someone doesn’t make sense to you.

Charlotte NC... Chapel Hill NC
Well now I feel stupid.
However did I survive before google?
Off Old Crow and Slim Jim's
Off to google again....
I didn't read it that way

But I’ve always been a lil slow…
And now I’m really going. Good night, all, again!

I typed it with a Western accent.

Like a cowboy you jackass. Cowboy’s are polite when they’re not shooting someone in the face over a card game.

Another 1-2-3 for WTY
Ump sucks

Still got the out.

it was Premiums fault for not framing it better
Will the nit picking never end?

-1

No.

Mathis sucks cum filled ass.

sorry for the really graphic comment.

My bad...

We are only allowed to nit pick the Pregame Picks game

thats what Naps was thinking fo sho

while Sosh was blaming the ump

napoli doesnt frame pitches

probably one of the reasons why mathis gets more starts

Weave pitch count

Looked shakey after four, now ok.

What is it?
It's the number of pitches that WTY has thrown, but that's not important.
wow, just checked box scores, j math has 2 errors. premium..........
How'd E-bar get called safe there?
Aybar just survived suicide
GIFT!
Nope. From the replay, good call.
still a gift

soft toss casey

nice running Aybar.

Maybe our “luck” has returned

GIFT

Aybar should have been out.

Aybar you stupid cabron ohhh nice hustle!
3b ump blows the call...

who knew?

remember when willits scored from 2nd on a ground out to short
How can you give Aybar credit for that, Mark?

He did something dumb and was technically out.

No, he was safe. Saw it on the replay.
Pressure pressure pressure
Looks like Mathis has assured himself of a contract next season
Mathis with ANOTHER RBI
Mathis must have read Sub's story and he got mad
Bozo is on the field...per Terry
now we know where DOV is
Bozo is not happy about that
SOMEONE GET THE TASER!
Mathis errors to RBI's ratio is stompin' tonight
Mathis really *IS* Premium!

he sac bunted in a run!

that excuses ALL if his fail over the last 4 years…

right?

Works for me!

I’m Mike Scioscia, and I approved this message.

hahahahahahahaah

are you still single? ;)

and lovin it.
Thank you Maxwell Smart.
wait

is Lana Agent 99?

No, someone else is Agent 99
who would that be?

or is it top secret?

Yep. She is stealth
code name..

Nikita.. by chance?

I liked the USA version better.

Peta Wilson was perfect for the role. Though Maggie Q has potential.

I thought that it was on the WB?

is that the same as USA?

oh

so the whirlwind romance and marriage went to pieces, and now you are cherishing the single life?

That was Rex and Lana.
ah

my bad.. sorry. I am have a bad case of CRS.

I heard the breakup occurred at the HTB.
After the manager tossed Rex.
Don't be givin' my woman away to the likes of him
I would have taken her to La Sizzler!

I’ve got class.

I'm holding out for Denny's
Moons over MyHammy for the win
Come on

Ei Pollo Loco

hold out for the GOOD stuff!

Beans Rice and Chicken burrito with guac.

I heart thee.

OK, a BRC from El Pollo Loco
Those are good as well
Local joint called El Pollo Amigo kicks Pollo Loco's ass.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/el-pollo-amigo-west-hills

I must go there.

I love chicken.

Let me know when. It's around the corner from my house.
Will do brotha.

Next time I’m in the area. Which should be in Oct.

It's in Woodland Hills/West Hills, corner of Platt and Vanowen.

Take the 101 towards Ventura, get off at Valley Circle/Mulholland.
Right on Valley Circle to Vanowen. Right on Vanowen. At the first light (Platt) in a strip mall on your left.

Can you be more specific?
It's in the inner corner of the strip mall.
Nice.
Hey, you asked.

Good thing Zoe isn’t coming… he’d get lost on the way.

Remember when he got lost coming back to his seat?

How could I forget?

I was blasted too?

nice

strip mall in LA County? I don’t know if there is any way that you could be less specific* :P

There's a really good place in HB, too, called Charo Chicken
You could never be a quarter of half the man I am.
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate
Mathis rules!

or maybe something lower, but I can appreciate his recent offensive efficiency.

what an idiot - have fun in jail
Hopefully that was DOV on the field
wern't you banned?
Maybe I should be after that one
Premium bunt

點的好!爸爸抱一個。(What a nice bunt! Daddy gives you a hug.)

It's Milla time! Yum!
Bud Light time for me

that 20 pack is burning a hole in my liver,literally and figuritively

Pun
whoosh —>
your head.

Resident Evil 3D ad.

I sort of want to see that.
I got it

but right when I read your comment I was about to get up for a BL

Stop striking out so much Pete
Way to go Peter you Mathis

wait a minute, Mathis has more speed.

I like Ervin's commercial
my dog just puked on the floor

what does that mean?

he ate your cat's furball?
I dont have a cat
or do I???......
isn't that why you have to use naonex 24x7?
hmmm

I wish I knew what that was

He must have been watching Mathis at the plate.
I think hes having an allergic

reaction to the Halos winning. his tiny body isn;t used to this feeling anymore

Weave's got three runs

must feel like 10

it feels like 10 to me too
Feels like 10 to Weaver, as well
even the guys on the radio are wondering who this Aybar is
LOL

Mota: “Which Erick Aybar are we seeing tonight?”

Terry: “The one from 2009.”

which Kotchman is this?
The one who would have had that.
The one trying to prove Soth wrong.
the one from our imaginations
the one trying to prove he's better than Tex
you understood Mota saying that?
I'm bilingual
English and Motese or Spanish and Motese?
English and Motese.

Spanish was too damned hard.

But do you speak Gubiese
Sure do.

Dean Chance

like in Being John Malkovic

Dean Chance Dean Chance Dean Chance Dean Chance Dean Chance Dean Chance

I don't understand a damned thing that Mota or Gubi says.
Neither do most people.
same here

although I do know that Gubi’s car has been on the fritz lately, he’s always bringing up something about his mechanic

E-bar realizing he won't get a Web Gem without the Jump Throw
Naps can't field the slow one hopper
If Felix Hernandez beats out Jered for the strikeout title

I’ll throw a hissy fit. This the only thing we have a chance to win.

he pitches tomorrow.
Suck it, Felix!
the schnozberries taste like schnozberries
Daddy, I want an offense that doesn't suck! And I want it now!
I don't what is worse.

A pochanga commercial, or the using Boston for the music track

they have completely killed that song for me

and I love me some Boston (the band)

I just realized we are still in line to see Rodney. Oh dear god
Another 16 inning classic on the way
WTY is gonna fight for the CG.
Kernals eliminated from playoffs

Is Jean Seura heading to RC now?

this is a big night for me on HH

pretty sure I posted my 1,000th comment in this thread. I’m glad you were all here to share it with me.

We're all pathetic together!
Do any of you guys actually go to games?
just checked and you have 5445 comments

does that mean you’re 5.445 times more pathetic than me?

No.

My hair makes up for it.

dammit

how’d you know I’m losing my hair???

he has your DNA

and has run a complete profile on you?

I was wondering whos been

living under my bed

scary thought isn't it?
Would it kill you to clip your toenails?

I’m afraid you’re going to stab me in the leg one of these night.s

thats my only defense

since I sleep in the nude

I've got 16164

(OK, I think this makes 16166).

In 218 more, I hit a computer nerd milestone — 16384 (aka 2^14)

*Jumping High Five"

My 6184th here!

back at ya!!

but since I’m a nerdy white guy, I clumsily jump half a second later and completely miss your hand

11,897...

how pathetic is that?

Not as pathetic as me.
you mean I have catching up to do?
I wonder if it counts my mobile posts...?

and yes, you ARE way more pathetic than I am… :P

Collapso wasn't thrown out at 3b...wtf?
Texas just trotted out their 9th pitcher of the night.

Good luck tomorrow cocaine cowboys.

While we were all busy doing anything but watching the game, the 7th came and went... WTY still pitching top 8.
The game's still on?
I'd forgotten

I wondered who’s voice that was coming out of my headphones describing the game as I was typing away

Didn't we already go over this whole not paying attention to the game thing.
Unfortunately it's extremely unlikely he pitches the 9th
What's his pitch count up to?
111
Bummer. But you know he's gonna fight for it, knowing that Fraudney is pitching.
Finally!!!

One K, no fun! Six K! More fun!!!

oh God

dont remind me of that creepy 6 flags guy. he scares the bejeezus out of me

bourjous always in the right spot
too bad the baseball doesn't hit his bat in the right spot.

Hopefully someday it will

He is really the only reason to keep watching this season

except to see what the kids from AAA can do with the at-bats that they are given.

Fleet Pete retires Figgy.
Another fine perfomance by our ace

Nice job Weave

If the run ends up being unearned

His ERA is 3.02.

Having a great year

I’m pleasantly mildly suprised. That is an Ace ERA. I couldn’t, wouln’t, have expected anything more.

its time to learn what everyone has been wondering for weeks now (at least I have)

MathisRocks5, how old are you

I’m guessing 15

16 and three quarters
It's the internet.

He’s totally a 93 year old tranny!

don't you mean

“she” is a 93 year old tranny?

just nitpicking

Why does it matter?
I have been trying to find the "ride the halos" thread

what happened to it?

I don't think that was him
no it wasn't

it just seems to have vanished, and I was wondering if anyone knew what happened to it.

Ok if you guys must know

I am 15

Any other editors out there to do the post-game write-up?
We are expecting a lumunous write up today
I follow every colum you write in luminous fashion

Chevrolet Elvis! New York!

Poll: if you were manager

Walden or Rodney right now?

Walden for close

Rodney for DFA

Right now? Rodney, I guess.

Next year? Walden

Rodney

Walden has yet to prove himself.

Though I’m getting pretty hot thinking about him in that role.

So, how many baserunners?
Oh dear lord. I was so busy searching for Ride it Off that I didn't realize I had to fasten my seatbelt.
Best comedy thread eva!

Who’s with me?

Which subthread?

Don’t make get all HTB on your ass

all of them
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.
Yeah man, I was busting so loud my roommate came in

then felt pity on me b/c it was baseball blog.

Maybe the best comedy thread ever, but there's no chance of beating the best thread ever.
Funny thing is, if the Halos were in a pennant race, this thread wouldn't have so much comedy.
It was until you said "eva"

That’s where you lost me

I was sure he would walk Branyan.
Don't worry, he'll walk someone in a minute.
k3yerout Branyan
What happens first

Walden gets a save or mathisrocks5 gets his learners permit

haha even i can laugh at that
Lets see, can anyone guess what grade im in?
2 baserunners and 1 run allowed
neyRod...givin' it up...

piece o’shit

Uh, Rodney? It's the NINTH INNING. And a SAVE SITUATION.
Getting beat by Lopez is like getting beat by Mathis...
Well

We are probably going to extras

Rodney - you suck - if you lose this I hope Weave beats the snot out of you
Figured it out. His cap isn't gangsta.
uh, oh

Rod dog hasn’t looked that great in the closer role since Fuentes left.

So what have we learned today

1. My age
2. Mathis is a premium defender
3. Mathis’s premiumness affects even Torri
4. Rodney is not a closer

get this mental midget off the mound.
Another prEmium play by Mathis
M's announcers suitably impressed
Wait, it's a save situation, Rodney isn't supposed to suck now!
that's what you'd like to think
I already pointed that out to him, not that he cares.
off the chest?

it went right into his glove

Rodney or Fraudney?

Let’s see…

FUCK YOU RODNEY
this ^^^

(Don’t know why I’m saving my F-Bomb)

perhaps for Rodney's next save opp
Get him outta here!!!!!
Saw this coming a mile away

We miss you Fuentes! Ha Ha

neyRod...YOU SUCKFUCKER!

Bite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Weave is pissed!

Premium closer.

Soth should have let WTY finish it out.

What do you bet WTY gets all HTB on Fraudney in the clubhouse?

weaver needs to find a bat and beat rodney with it
yes
Here, let me find one for him.

No jury in OC would convict.

Weaver is pissed
He is 11-11 this season

He should have at least 18 wins

weaver needs to find a bat and beat rodney with it
You were very close to a car wash there
how awesome would it be

if Weaver walked out onto the field right now and just started beating the shit out of Rodney

Bringin comedy back
Pretty awesome

Should sell out the stadium

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

EWE!

I'm actually not upset

Rodney is a shitty pitcher pitching like shit. Can’t really get mad at him for being what he is.

Yes you can be.

He’s getting paid $9 Million to get 3 F-ing outs, while not allowing runs.

Or at least give up fewer runs than the other team needs to tie it
It ain't my neck out on the line for that bullshit contract

I’ve hated on it from the start.

then why do I want to blame you?
Because DOV isn't around
Are DOV and Math is Rock the same person?
Well, has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
that my friend is my point.
on the bright side

we all were right about this happening

Wow.....

Kotch……I love you……but you SOB!

and Forget YOU FRAUDNEY!!!!

Fraudney = Yan, V 2.0
Weaver is gonna show rodney his grumpy face.
Rodney doesn't give a crap - it's very obvious by the way he pitches
Fuentes, where are you?

Sorry Norcali

what are you apologizing for?
Fuentes is laughing.
but mad that the fans are booing him
buckle your setbelts

16 innings, here we come!!!

Somebody needs to make a beer run.
I'm good

5 deep into my 20 pack

That next 15 could go very quick
Soth is gonna bat Mathis in the 9th of course
Can anyone do a statistics on Mathis CERA with bullpen?

I bet it would be very premium, right?

Fuentes is still a pile of shit.

Jepsen needs to close.. Walden even. Don’t care if they’re not established. Rodney is a joke and his contract is an even bigger joke. Reagins needs to apologize to arte for this one.

Jepsen is a piece of shit...

keep trying…

He's a lot better than Rodney
I'm off to find some Nyquill
Every fan needs to stand and boo Rodney coming off the field.
You suck, Rodney
Hot Rod set for the W
He's gonna be pitching into the 16th inning?
ye of little faith

Mathis is gonna bring home the victory!!

er uh.... Willits
I say, Nigel, it appears that Reginald has been summoned.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
did the same thing
Some boos here at the Big A
wow i switched over from braveheart for this ?
this is our game thread, to join do you pay homage???
They can take our runs, but the can never take our SNUGGIES!!!!
Poor Weave

I know, we already said that, but it deserves repeating again, after again, after again.

He just does not deserve the crappy losses he's getting this season.

Should have just let him pitch the 9th himself.

Rodney's ERA is converging on his xFIP
Hopefully Jepsen does the same
We'd have at least one good pitcher on our hands if that happened
did people here really once say that Fraudney only sucks in non-save situations???
He forgot that Fuentes was traded, and that he's closing now.
yes.

complete logic fail.

Yes

There is documentary evidence of this claim being made on HH.

Remember when everyone wanted Rodney to be the closer?
I shouldn't say everyone, but a lot of people
Worst. Crow. Ever.
Fine

I was wrong…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO neyRod! YOU SUCK!
fernandizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle

rodnizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle

Does this mean Hank might get some reps behind the plate

Probably not

Give that look to Fraudney, not the ump, Soth.
swing the fucking bat it's a strike
Mathlits strikes out
too many poussies in this lineup
pouting pussies
budussy!

Movie reference.

is it from a movie?

i know the smell, didnt know it was immortalized on the big screen

Mathisrocks5

You should have run out on the field when you saw Rodney coughing this one up.
What kind of a fan are you?

What do you mean by what type?
seriously

you’re under age, you would get off scott free. and since your parents are loaded, they can afford the ticket.

get your ass out there!!!

Actually my parents arent loaded
No, please no

not extra innings, somebody do something

You cheer for the wrong team
ʞ3yerout Reggie...

on the outside corner Weggie…gotta swing douche!

my god we need better players
We need a better closer
This game should be over.
Is Son-In-Law still pitching?
callaspo will swing

because he is a man who drinks and drives and dont put up with no lip from his hina

ʞ3yerout too Pete...

those are strikes you douches…swing attem

Collapser collapsed.
Extra innings - AGAIN
the way these two teams score, it might go over 20 innings tonight
and Itchibutt does his little douche dance...

faggot!

This is like a bad dream.
Rodney screwed up my postgame wrap-up

I was writing about a 3-1 win.

You should have known better than to assume we would win with Rodney pitching
Saves are converted 91% of the time on average...

I figured two in a row was too improbable even for Fraudney.

numbers fail again

thats why I simply make up numbers and then dont rely on them

can't we just go with that alternate timeline...
The one where Fraudney's parents never met
at the Enchanment Under the Sea dance?
not possible, they were cousins afterall
If two people get married in W. VA, and divorced in Tenn., are they still brother and sister?
dang

that really sucks.

I say post it anyway. for those who didnt watch the game, we can laugh at their confusion

I feel for you and me

I was looking forward to your 3-1 win postgame wrap-up

you guys just don't understand what Rodney is doing for this team

every blown save is another step towards a better draft position. he’s a forward thinker

Well, at least our 8 relief pitchers had a day off

8 give or take a few, i didn’t actually count.

We should all go to a game, and unfurl a banner that says, "DON'T BRING IN RODNEY"
Elvis just grounded out to the pitcher...

they’re going to the top of the 12th in Texass

Jepsuck sighting
Maybe it's the good twin tonight.

psyKo

And it's an F-Bomb by F-Rod!!!!!
it's a Naybomb for NeyRod
FSN having tech difficulties...

k3yerout Wilson

Talk about some awesome signings lately

Fuentes
Rodney
Kazmir

You know what? I can’t think of a single reason outside those three dudes why we should fire Reagins.

Oh, wait. I can. Matsui.

Not to mention

He released Quinlan. Fire him now!

Matsui was defensible

I wouldn’t have done it (I was thinking in the offseason about Naps as full time DH), but this wasn’t a terrible signing (at least at the time).

Yeah, I agree with you, but people get fired based on performance, not projection
True

But it’s worse when it’s a GMJ-type contract when every one, even at the time, was saying it was crazy.

Maybe if Rodney straightened his cap...

…he’d throw more on target?

No, it's too straight. When he was rocking, it was really gangsta.
k3yerout itchibutt
Now THAT is how a beard is supposed to pitch!
Yay! We got psyKo, not Jepsuck
Looks like sabermetrics is the only winner tonight
In that case, we all lose
Given the Angels' bad team OBP and Pythag

I would certainly agree.

Wow...good psyKo

good call Red!

Fraudney needs some Red colored Just for Men to put some life into his beard
RODNEY - that is how you were supposed to pitch - you idiot
You mean moonshine doesn't have vitamins?
How are those last 15 cold ones coming along?
Well, depends.

You talkin’ ’bout the light of the moon, or the stuff what comes from my still?

next you'll tell me that cannabis is not a vegetable
of course it's not

dey eats peoples!

I can’t believe it

Haven't you been watching the team this year?
Has anyone heard about Freddie Freeman
Rally Monkey sighting

we are doomed

Hes been bad luck ever since I threw mine away when I was like 10
Chupa on for Torii
So sad....I guess Weaver needs to close his games now
I'm sure WTY is begging Soth, "Please, don't ever let Fraudney close my games again"
Bunt?

Just kidding

Still got the job done
Make 'em pay, Nipples, make 'em pay.
I was about to write the same thing
like I didn't see that one coming
well..

that was pretty cool

Only if you don't care about the result of the game
i really dont.

im too busy thinking about rodney in 2011 .. in games that actually might matter… Rodney in the post season.. yikes.

Post season in 2012 is more realistic

This team has a long way to go

Craptasticly awesome play by Figgy!
I don't bucking felieve that just happened!
check your dyslexia
"The Angels are lucky"

Yeah right…

They've got a lot of luck. All of it bad, this year.
in a 3rd place kinda lucky way I suppose
2nd GIDP for Nap tonight?

that was a webgem gidp

Web gems already aired.

Figgy got jobbed

Napoli's bad luck w/RISP is going to run him out of town
i thought it was his clogging of the bases
It's because he doesn't pressure the defense
Do Angels play to win the games?
do you ever play to lose the game?
YOU PLAY TO WIN

HELLO

Only Ford Prefect does that.

Oh won’t you give me some more of that Old Janx Spirit.

Reminds me of Bobby Knight's famous gameface rant.
Son of a biscuit eating bulldyke.
Son of a motherless goat!
Son of a biscuit eating basketball player

(old school, don’t know what a bulldyke is)

well.....that made me miss Figgy.
And his .295 SLG this year makes me not
The thing about throwing the monkey away was a joke
This game is not gonna end until

MFY vs. TX is over…and we all know, if Rangers win, we win…if course if they lose we go down the shitter.

WOW...way to catch the back half of the ball Jordan...

nice

Where's Waldo?

Oh, there he is… on the mound

checking in late

i take it this extra inning game is brought to us by fernando rodney?

Yep. A 2 run lead blown.
With all that fat

Naps couldn’t have felt that.

Or maybe it's muscle

what do I know.

weird

Walden throws as hard as Rodney, but over the plate missing the bat on the way.

I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
it starts with trusting his eye level and changing the batters mechanics

harder actually!

Waldo helping his own cause.
Walden needs to go 2 innings
Walden

Doesn’t seem the least bit nervous or intimidated at this level.

That’s a good sign.

It's like Jepsen and Walden smell the chance to become the new closer
the odour is pretty stanky
Jepsen has been less than stellar this year

Don’t know what that means as far as taking over THE job.

Fraudney, are you taking notes?

Jepsen and Walden showed you what you were supposed to do.

like Walden's confidence
what a difference a year makes....pour some more gas on it Rodney
Didn't see. What was his average speed?
I did the math

it was 98.lookitupyourself

So, maybe since this game is in extra innings

Tomorrow we’ll see the young’ens get some playing time..

No way man.

We’re in a playoff race. Just ask Soth.

Oh yea huh

I almost forgot. Lol

I'd like that - especially since I'll be there
Not as long as Mathis is available to play
doubt it, but hopefully

i say the best bet for them to start is on sunday

I'm going out for a smoke

We don’t win, red floyd and ryanfea’s fault.

(last two guys who posted).

The hell you say
Nope. We've all decided it's Math Is Rocks
^^this^^

he killed the rally monkey

He threw away his monkey when he was like 10.
that was 5 years ago

I dont remember any stupendous come from behind wins in the last 5 years, do you?

At least Mathis can't be the hero now.
skip will still manage to credit him with the win.
but what was his CERA tonight?
3.00
2.00, if that first run is unearned.
we have a baserunner...

I’ve seen this before – just a couple days ago…

So can we see Trumbo come in soon?
Plans fell through. I'm back in the saddle.
Good.

We need to laugh

well. you see what it is here
no date?

so you’re stuck with the rest of married and otherwise taken losers tonight?

be honest

you saw extra innings and cancelled the plans

pAthetic

KOHN!
I Kohn't believe it... 2 extra inning games in a row
I Kohn't believe that I've missed both extra inning games by 1 day.
Kohn getting prettied up in the bullpen.
Don't jinx it man...i hate getting my hopes dashed
Solution:

Don’t have hopes

Hi guys. GO ANGELS!!1!
oh now you show!
Yeah, well, I'm on my daughter's work computer while she's out at a movie.
Hi Opie. Lucky you. You missed the F-bomb from F-Rod.
Jebus.

I miss Fuentes.

Homer?
What?
there was an episode of the simpsons

where Homer kept calling Jesus Jebus

I forgot about Homer praying to Baby Jebus.

I seem to remember that Jebus is a place.

Yep. Should have been a 3-1 victory for WTY.

Fraudney gave up 3 straight doubles.

Boy, FSN sure knows how to encourage the viewers

Bourjos on deck… 0-4.

I haven;t looked at the tv in at least 45 minutes
c'mon PETE
Nope. Juancho and his 3rd worst in the majors OPS (or whatever it was)
Duck on zee pond

Bring him in Rivera

Be a hero Juan
Juarning track pinchitting for Pete...shit!
mike doesn't want Pete's average to be higher than premo's
now he's his cousin?
The only good that could come out of another extra inning game

Is if it goes to 3AM like that one Braves game back in the day, they launch the Big Bang Friday fireworks anyway and wake up everyone within a ten block radius.

Roll Call

Just got home. Was Rodney as bad as I suspect?

Also just saw Wilson have an ab 10x better than anything Mathis ever does. He’ll be riding pine tomorrow.

Rodney was worse than you suspect
Rodney was a disaster
a fsbulous disaster
Rodney was turrible.

Then Jeps and Walden showed him how it was done.

Blew a 2 run lead, costing WTY the win.
AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN
rodney didn't walk anyone

positive

gave up a bloop to right, then a solid double, and then a groundball double down the 3rd baseline with 2 strikes on kotchman.

didn’t go to his changeup on kotchman, he was extremely late on all the fastballs, but finally caught up just enough to sneak it down the line.

he wasn’t terrible like he usually is, regarding walks, but end result SUCK

K at the plate...

you can rip me later, but Magic 8 Ball sez YES

Time for a new 8 Ball
Concentrate and ask again
SHIT - you suck too Rivera
Anyone who didn't see that coming, raise your hand.

[crickets chirping]

didn't see that comin
GIDP Juarning Track...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Juan could GIDP while on the 15-day DL
could...and does!
Wheres effingt Trumbo??
i hope this game goes on forever

its much too enjoyable to have it end

Oh, so you're the reason why this game is going on forevever
Punk ass bitch

Sorry, tired and hungry, inhibitions low

Who the hell plays CF now? Hula moving back...?

We lose now!

Reginald
He pinch hit for Mathis

And was replaced by Bobby Wilson

atleast Peter coulda almost run that out.
Another game halting double play...alright Rivera...
Also the past few days I've had to listen to the game on the radio

which I almost never do. Mota said something so inane on Wednesday. He said that the relievers watch what that the starters do and try to copy it if they have success. I’m like ok cool I agree with that, then he proceeds to say the starter was having success throwing strikes and so that the relievers would try to throw strikes. WTF is this? Announcing for 5 year olds???

Let's face it, as soon as they said "Juan Rivera pinch hitting" we ALL pretty much figured GIDP
So, if Juan isn't back next year, which do you figure most likely....

… a trade, or release and eat another contract?

they should be able to trade him
I'd be willing to trade him for a half-eaten bag of peanuts
I'd take the empty shells
with or without the shells?
trade eating half the money and getting a Macanulty 2.0 in return
that deserves a bong rip

I’m gonna watch the rest of this game from the moon

You're gonna need to be higher than that
Calling Rex.... Calling Rex...
its gonna take at least 3
what?

did you say something………………………………………….

Reagins needs to go solely because of Rodney

only an incompetent GM thinks a guy like Rodney is worth any decent money. His WHIP was essentially the same as Speier’s who he released from a multi-million dollar contract.

A *cheaper* multi-million dollar contract.
stoneman got crucified for GMJ - but he gave this team a ring...

Obviously, not as bloated as GMJ contract…but 11 mill for a position a league minimum guy can handle is an epic fail

except that the whole foundation of the team

Stoneman had next to nothing to do with. While Kennedy was our 2B, you have to look at that trade overall and think it was pretty lousy. He should get credit for Eckstein. But the top of the rotation was all farm products as was the bullpen, as was most of the positional players.

Well,,,

he did hire The Sosh.

This season has gotten to the point

Where somebody has to go. Reagins being #1.

whip isn't everything
It's the only thing.
Was that MOTY material right there?

weak groundout by juan? Does sosh have something else going on in his MOTY mind?

does MOTY material

let a guy throwing crap throw 28 pitches while a guy painting the corner at 96 only throws 9? How is that not counter-intuitive.

Wow.

Trumbo or konger get in the game yet?

Damnit Kohn
I Kohn't believe we're gonna lose this one.
Bourjos is better against lefties than righties

I don’t agree at all with that pinch hitting assignment.

Kohnsider yourself...

walked…Mr. .193 hitter

didn't the last Mr. 193 hitter to face us get a grand slam?
That was strike 3 on Bourjos
fuckin a

lol, that’s cool

At least Stoneman didn't give us this crap....
stoneman gave us GMJ
I'd take 100 GMJs for 2002
That was nice

better than defense

I thought we had batter's interference
Hahaha.

Eh, bad call goes our way according to what Terry Smith is saying.

coulda called interference just as easily...take your pick!
on the bright side

if they lose he’ll have a bruise on the back of his neck

Heads up play by Wilson

Mathis panics and throw the ball in the M’s dugout

I've seen way worse plays let go than that...

amazing we got that call

my nuts itch
Thank you for sharing that. Would you like us to let Mark Whicker know?
perhaps Billy Mac?
Only if firebird81 is a 13 year old girl
Didn't he *also* interfere with Bobby's fielding the ball?

I thought the runner had to let the fielder field it.

k3yerout Saunders
Is it wrong of me that I found two hours of scripted WWE wrestling more entertaining than this crap?
No

We’re just masochists

That's what I figured.

Bash in my brain
And make me scream with pain
As we dance to the Masochism Tango!!

I keep checking in for a final score

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

It’s like two bald men fighting over a comb

just looked at the tv

for the 1st time in an hour. cant beleive its already the 12th

Got another 2 pints?
I can listen to Hud more than anyone...Thank God they kept Terry on radio....
Weaver must by now feel that his chances of getting another win in 2010 is slim to none.

Between the offense or blowpen, he must feel cursed.

I hope he takes a baseball bat to Fraudney.
he's the one asking for Mathis as his personal catcher

so F him

^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^
On the other hand Mathis' CERA for WTY was 0.00

I don’t care how they ruled that first run, it was unearned.

Good news!!!

Texas won… that means we will win right??…..

STFD Wilson!!

KKohn!

ʞ3yerout Josh...

le’ts play more…

my ass hurts from sitting thru this worthless piece o’crap

How'd you manage to flip the K upside down AND backwards?

Anything to keep my mind off Fraudney.

http://www.typeupsidedown.com/
Sad with all his strikeouts....he needs to close the 9th.
If we don't win in the 13th

Then I’m going to bed. I can’t anymore of this damn it.

I don't understand that "interference" call. I'll take the call but I don't understand it
It wasn't interference was it?

Wasn’t he out bcuz he ran on the inside of the line?

Yep.

He also – IMHO – interfered with Bobby when he was fielding the bunt.

So, will this be another 16 innings of pointless crap?
Hopefully more

Then we’ll be in the news for waking up half of Anaheim with the fireworks and not for being absolute crap.

We're gonna win

Texas won.

I wonder what Arte thinks while watching this crap???
He's checking the credentialing

over at College of the Desert

We would create a drinking game for every time you see College of the Desert
hes fishing off his pier in newport harbor
"Why am I paying Fraudney $9M?"
"when I find out who killed my ralley monkey, they WILL PAY"

you better lay low Mathisrocks5

take it easy on him, it's way past his bed time.
hes 15, he doesn;t have a bed time. I know I didnt at 15

do you mathisrocks?

"How much will I pay another shitty washed-up free agent this offseason?"
He's saying, secretary get me Kevin Towers on the phone right now!
I'd prefer Pat Gillick personally
Go rally monkey.....
Watching Angel games these days is like watching two banana slugs having sex

You know it’s not going to be a pretty sight, but end up watching out of morbid curiosity

ummmmm, if you say so
Uh.... there were some pretty hot chicks when I was at UCSC.
So this is the 10th extra inning of baseball in the past 2 games courtesy of Rodney.
I get it! Fraudney is just making sure the fans get their money's worth!!!

What a great guy!

He figures the more innings the better. Quantity over quality.
Ump

Is using a completely different strike zone right now

He's doing what Joe West should have done the other night

Make them swing if it’s within Vladdy hitting distance.

That's not his job. His job is to have the same zone, for both teams, every inning, no matter how long the game goes.
That would be nice.

It also never happens for us.

You are preaching to the choir.
Sorry Scioscia but that

what the heck look just isn’t working for anyone anymore.

What makes you think that isn't his natural look?
So Mrs. Soth makes him an awesome lasagna, and he gives her the WTF look
Yeah

As in why wasn’t it bigger?

2010 offseason will be very telling, in regards to how competent this FO actually is.

Ask any non-angel fan prior to the start of this season, 2009 was a complete bust.

lol

that was a strike, but he sold it

Torii Torii Torii Torii Torii Torii
Wasn't that a repeated WWII movie?
another baserunner...oooooh
think i'm gonna watch eclipse

might suck less

as in that queer vampire movie?
yep

might even watch it pantless

not possible
i know you've seen it

does bella show any nip?

cant say that I have

but I have no doubt that mathisrocks can answer that question for u

C'mon Torii

End this misery so i can go to bed

This is so going 16 again
homerun swing

without any contact

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
can anyone hit a homerun?
they "can" question is will they
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bs

Just hit an HR, Matsui, so you can go look at tentacle porn
tentacle.... porn....

WTF?

Matsui is known to have an extensive porn collection.
Known by whom?

Who outed him?

It's common knowledge.

Probably one of the NY tabloids… or even a Japanese paper — much less stigma over there.

everyone knows this

except you apparently. he trades with the japanese media guys.

his collection is legendary

I missed it somehow.

It’s not something that I have been focussed on in the past, and I can always trust that you guys will bring me up to speed.

you should always stay updated on any porn related news

get with it, jeez :)

Don't give Opie a hard time. She's a lady, and ladies aren't supposed to know about such things.
I'm a lady??? You take that back right now!
OK, She's not a lady, she's a very naughty girl.

[paraphrasing]

If I had to do it all over again, I'd be a trollop.
Not a saucy courtesan?
That sounds good too.
She is a lovely lady and my apologies to her!
damn it. i already had my tentacle porn ready to play.
It's like I don't even know you any more.
That's because Mathisrocks5 turned me into a newt
You got be'er?
Yep.

And also, that is how we know the Earth to be shaped like a banana

My spoon is too big.
Ni!!!
Bwing us a shwubbewy!!!1!
Blue... no ... Yelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww
And the Lord spake, saying,

 "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Some call me... Tim?
Some call me the space cowboy?
And some people call me Maurice [do wop]

For I speak of the pompitous of love

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a very silly place.
and so it continues
Frank Zappa had a song years back called "The Torture Never Stops"

He must have seen games like this.

By the time they finish this game any kid who would have gotten that camo hat

will be too old to qualify anymore.

Mathisrocks5 will be a 6 ...or 16 maybe!
13 innings of crap on the board, 13 innings of crap......
Did they just show someone barfing on that USMC recruiting spot?
nope it was a stadium fan shot.
you're on a roll
I'll be here all week.

Seriously, it’ll take all week for this miserable game to end.

The local marine recruiting office held a carwash last weekend.

I’m still wondering about that.

Ugh

So I turned down going out and getting completely drunk out of my mind for this game???

you should do what i do. take a shot for every extra inning.
Both of them will put you to sleep eventually

At least you’re saving the beer money.

You must have been completely drunk out of your mind to make that decision
Thats what I figured
That's what you get for ignoring your ban...
nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody
The question is: Who will win the game for the Angels tonight?
Just came home to this

comic tragedy once again

you have Rodney to thank for this
Good evening everybody from Anaheim, CA

One more day before heading back to Bangkok

To all those who clamored for Rodney as a closer, you got your wish…and he stinks

Don't remind me...
Screw it! Let's go for the record!!! Who's in for 21???
this season has been one big kick to the nads
Big kick to the napolis
so a napo smash would qualify as fetish porn...
Dear Torii...

you are 0-6 tonight…way to lead Captain!

Good pitching + shaky closer + bad offense = extra innings
This isn't a tragedy anymore

When Soth brought Fraudney in it officially became a farce.

I give up. It's late.

G’night

Question for whoever is still here:

Seeing figgy just now reminded me that the angels acquired him from Colorado. Who did we give up for him?

Kimera Bartee
My spelling could be off on that
Kimera Bartee
Quentin, after he flew out to center.
scooby doo pez dispenser
Damn Colorado got raped in that deal.

Rapage.

this was mentioned in a post earlier today actually
how many years did we give tupac?
how long with Soth keep going to fraudney?
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!

Gubi and Victor are out of pretzels.

Suspend the game

Just like that cruise ship/airplane commercial when they were out of coffee

This is seriously not good for my heart condition.
i havent been stressed over a game for 3 months

i recognized early that this team didn’t have what it takes to do anything special this year

Im not stressed......

Im just bored and it makes me want to eat.

Ok, this is it

going to score. 2nd win of 20 straight coming up.

20 straight extra inning games?

I could see that.

don't ruin my delusional fantasies
I didn't say anything about them losing them
Have to win it now or else no fireworks
why no fireworks?
11 PM curfew for shooting off fireworks
that's pretty stupid - it's Friday
Another reason to hate Fraudney
Coming from Disneyland fireworks city, that's pretty dumb
11 pm curfew apparantly
better n he can hit
they wont miss out on another opportunity to let their fans down
Haha the fans arent going to get their fireworks
Another baseball player named Sweeney?
Sweeney seems to be the baseball version of Smith
I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith
What was the name of his other leg?
Very good. Now name the movie.
Mary Poppins?
Yep. Moondoggy already got it further down.
but his reply failed.
I can think of Mark, Matt, Mike, Brian, and Ryan Sweeney off hand
Don't forget Chico.

Everyone always forgets Chico.

great, now the bases are clogged
what happens when Soth runs out of pitchers...Can Mathis pitch?
enter TRUMBO
He was a pitcher in high school

Oh funny story. The school Trumbo went to, they are my schools biggest rivals. We schools hate each other

Mary Poppins
Reply fail, but correct.
his other leg is called Moondoggy
A chance for Aybar to be a hero
bunted well this game

this team needs to bunt well

C'mon Bobby

Give the fans their fireworks

fuck rivera

just getting it out of the way

Juancho will find a way to GIDP, even with two outs
come on somebody...end this cruelity
Got back from a HS Football game

…do these guys just really like to play longass games?

Highlights, por favor?

Another F-bomb from F-Rod
Rodney sucks. Oh wait, you said highlights. Weaver did well.
Weaver pitched 8 innings. Rodney came in and BLEW it again.
If a fart could look like something, it would look like Fernando Rodney's blown save tonight.
it stunk

but could have been much worse.

so yeah, a fart. that outing was a fart.

They weren't kidding. These Fother Muckers are going to go 16 innings again!
Ha.... woulda been Double play
I've been waiting for this game to end so I can go eat dinner

I’m withering away here

Call Papa Johns/Dominos/PizzaHut/Your-favorite-local-indie
I have food in the kitchen

but its pretty far away…a whole 15 feet

What time is it there?
Cortina's is still open
They have great food. I used to live down the street from it.
I'maround the corner
wheres that at?
Orange and Brookhurst. Great place. Anaheim classic
Mexican food?
Italian. They have a deli too
understood

will you bring me some?

For Mexiacn it's all about Casa Gamino
Oh, crap

Double Buttercup coming up again.

WTF is Juancho's GIDP rate, anyways?
put it this way...it'll mak eyou miss Vladdy
14 BABY!!! Only 7 more innings to go!!!!
No fireworks now
Might be no post-game write-up if this game doesn't end before I fall asleep

1:55 AM and counting…

Nah, it's a simple writeup

Rodney sucks, Rodney sucks, Rodney sucks. Lather, rinse, repeat. You’re all done!

Rodney forces the Angels to play TWO games in one night!
Four games in two nights.
been saying it for months
not much to write about

Angels win the most uninteresting and unimportant game of the season.

Poll:

Rodney’s outing was a fart
Rodney’s outing was a shit
Rodney is a piece of shit with a hat on

easy inning

now win it so i can go into the bedroom and still not get sex from my wife

In AD 2010, War was beginning

Soth: What happen?
Hatcher: Somebody set us up the F-ROD
Butch: We get signal
Soth: Main Screen Turn on
Soth: It’s YOU!!!
Selig: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us
Soth: What you say?!?
Selig: You have no chance to survive make your time
Selig: Ha ha ha ha ha
Soth: Move every pitcher
Soth: You know what you doing
Soth: Move all pitcher… for great justice

Nice
The sad part is that I did that from memory
Ok, you are too cool for school.

Now write one to the badger song.

Badger
badger
badger
badger
mushroom mushroom

ITS A SNNNAAAKKKKKEEEE
Oooooooh, a snake!
Rich Thompson did well.
Is his wife still blogging?

She actually has good news for once.

I think she gave it up. :-(
She was having trouble with idiots attacking her husband on her blog.
14th inning stretch!
Our new trAdition.
do they sing buttercup?
It wouldn't be sadistic enough without it.
they did on Wednesday
Was that Mathisrocks on TV with the chickadee?
Ah yes... My little chick-a-dee!

Now go away, kid. You bother me.

I bother you? OK...
cool - I get to see fireworks tomorrow
can anybody hit a homerun?
Yes, but nobody wants to... except Matsui. He's the only one who's come close.
we're gonna win this inning

simple as that

Now what are tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
wife beating pos

MF dui guy

God this game is just pissing me off
i dont mind these mariner announcers
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Go wash your car
tomorrow morning
At the Car Wash... Oo oo oo!
If we slip Abroo some goofy juice

maybe he’ll have a flashback to the Home Run Derby

BOBBY ABREU GOES BOOM

WALKOFF HOMER

Collapso...worthless as ever

Bobby ends it! Woohoo!

TOLD U WE'D WIN THIS INNING

GOSH GUYS

CHUPA CHUPA CHUPA CHUPA CHUPA CHUPA CHUPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!!!

Just another Halos Victory!!!!

dinner time!!!!!!!!!!
AND THE ANGELS ARE STILL A SHITTY TEAM!

BUT THEY ARE MY SHITTY TEAM!!1

Someone is getting a car wash!!!
I get to wash my car
It's only 3 minutes past curfew

Screw the city; light up them fireworks!

if I was there I might be a little upset if no fireworks due to a curfew.

especially how long they stayed.

thank God its over

I’m so sick of you guys

/joking

Bobby rescues everybody...

What a bunch of worthless…

Hey Arte, buy a football team…these guys blow!

no fricking way...bout time
I feel robbed...

they owe me two innings.!

They gave you Buttercup...twice

What more do you want?

Buttercup -- zero times?
So much for trAdition
Chopper gets his first win!!
*********************HOMERUN*************BOBBY ABREU!*******************
have you been here the whole time?
Ditka on the Bud Light commercial!!!

Mike Ditka vs. a hurricane… who would win?

Alright this was a fun night

Cya guys later

I have to go to bed now.

I’ve been fighting a sore throat all week and I think it’s winning tonight.

Hope you feel better soon
Hope you get better man
'Night Opie. Feel better.
Thanks.

Motrin is my friend, and chicken soup is in my future.

I was at the game tonight.

Had to leave after the 11th inning.

I hope Jered Weaver beats the shit out of Rodney’s locker with a baseball bat tonight.

Good news from the Bosux.

Buttholez didn’t even go 2 innings.

Beat the living crap out of Felix tomorrow so I don't have to hear anymore of this Felix for CY anymore up here on talk radio...

Please…

Per Biggs...Kendry was in the clubhouse walking around w/out crutches today

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