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Fark this bullshit
maybe this thread will help

way to start a thread on a bad note

Ugh

Well, this blows.

Frankie you are a BUM

Garbage, not the least bit good….

HE DOESNT HAVE IT SOSH...

Jesus…

adding new outfielder surprisingly has no effect

on the shitty bullpen nor the idiocy of batting izturis 2nd

lol I know huh
I yearn for the days when he wasn't on our team
whoa...mega reply fail
Well there goes this game....

That’s not how you catch Texas. We keep playing worse than the worst team in baseball, we don’t deserve October.

Robviously
Where is that guy
Not sure

But he has the second best username on here next to sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher

I actually hate that guy
haha

why?

His screen name displeases me

Plus he sided with Dono Romantico one night.

That’s all the corroborative evidence I need.

Hey

I side with Dono all the time and you don’t hate…

oh

didn't we lose 2 out of 3 to the Royals at home..?
Scot "White Flag" Shields

Warming up

That guy was hitting .179 by the way
Soth needs to pull Frankie V2

he’s sucking eggs right now.

Damn 3 runs down seems like 6
maybe we can get brett favre to be on the angels

hey e “can i have a dollar” spn we said brett favre we should be featured on your network

Gotta keep those expectations low, boys.
its crunch time right now sosh...

gotta have a shorter leash

Interesting how any deficit over 2 runs instantly seems like a loss.
cause it usually is
Well I've seen no evidence to suggest otherwise.

This offense is one of the worst performing offenses I’ve seen this decade from the Angels.

Shitsui
I yearn for the days when he used to hit doubles
Trashui
I think we all agreed that Rivera should have DH'd tonight
so uh.......fixed the slow defense........

time to work on the blowpen

Scioscia boggles the mind sometimes.

He obviously doesn’t give a shit about winning this game.

he just sharpid izturis into the 2 hole for the rest of the year

rumor has it, shieldsy is going back to his set up role

Why do you say that?
F-rod blows the lead ad who does he warm up????Shields!
At least Howie wants to win
best #7 hitter in the game
Worst #2 hitter
So-So #1 Hitter
have u seen maicer wood lately?
He's getting hot
new career high in doubles

FBC

Kendrick is our only weapon

Bourjos can only make a difference in preventing runs or stealing bases. There’s nothing we can do about Abreu’s defense in LF or the rest of the offense outside of Howie sucking.

UCLAHY!!
thief.....lol
I just love it when you say it
which you did earlier...after the HR

haha

yup.......good times
Time for a 2-run Nappy Jack!
if you go down looking

you will be dead to me in the afterlife too

atta boy naps!
That's the longest single I've ever seen
Markakis played it perfectly
and he has a cannon
cmon bourjous

do something wood could never do, make us forget about not resigning vlad so matsui could be a worthless pos here

Wood was supposed to replace Figgy

 Matsui replace Vladdy.
Kazmir replacing Lackey
I think it’s safe to say we havent been successful in our attempts to replace Lackey,Figgy,and Vladdy.

Bourjos got big ears
to better hear you my dear
Come on Pete
Mike Napoli RBI Machine
just came back from the dinner table

can’t bring myself to look at the play by play.

blowpen...that's all you need to know
Don't need to beat em bad...just beat em period...don't care how!
Bourjos hasn't been able to catch up to a major league heater
Neither has 3Wood lol
Hit a gapper nao!!
Hey everyone! Hows the game? Is Bourjos in the lineup? What position?
CF

good arm, hk hit a 2 run hr and a rbi double

Yo

Game was good, then got ugly real fast. Bourjos is batting 9th @ CF

well he made contact...

who here thinks wood would of K’d about 2-3 pitches earlier

wood would have struck out on a 0-0 count
If it were possible, Wood would strike out in less than 3 pitches.

Transformation.

Welcome to the bigs son
and the cats and the cradle and the silver spoon..
Brandon Bourjos
Oh hell knaw

Our farm system much be epic fail if this Bourjos and Trout end up like 3Wood or MacPherson

reggie willits please
yes, replace shields with willits
We should have pinch hit Rivera in that situation.....

Bourjos is useful in preventing runs in CF and stealing bases. But we need two runs and Napo’s on base in front of him, nothing Bourjos could have done there.

He could have not made an out
Shields in

Game Over

I should look for something else to do
Torii moved to right? Was there an issue with this?
no he was actually all for it
Wow! Whatta guy. Glad he isnt an arrogant yankee. Class act right there boys
yep

no POSada is he

Yeah he punched Sosh in the mouth during warmups
Right before he slapped pride in the face,
read the fanposts after the game

there are a couple on it

He volunteered

Check out the LA Times Angels Blog for all the quotes.

I can’t like the guy more after agreeing to move to RF for a rookie….in August…..one year after winning a Gold Glove.

Guthrie is done
I wonder what Bell and Rodriguez are talking about in the locker room right now.
did you hear about brett favre? or lebron? or the yankees?

can i have a dollar

Bell gave K Rod II a Swirlie
Frod better start walking to the hotel.

I wouldn’t wanna show my face after that FAIL.

the Sheraton is a Luke Scott double away from the Yard
Well he better find another hotel to stay at tonight.
Bad Shields Bad!
Bell is the sacrificial lamb of the Angels bullpen
RUNS now please
frm our nutless offense?

sigh

well they do have 3 at the moment.
nuts?

that’s impressive

lol

OT – Ever go camping near Lake George?

nope

my mom and dad did about a million years ago

OK

Who’s leg does my dog Jager have to hump to get a few more runs here?

Micky Hatcher
get it

Mick…Jager….haha

Hump, not piss on.

Robble robble

Freakin everything being hit to Pie
Damn you Izturis!
good game maicer

scioscia will only remember your 1st at bat, where you reached base for the first time in a month

Knock, a walk , a bloop and a blast
there's your bloop
yeahhh a basehit
Remember when Pie hit for the cycle against us?

and Soth had the biggest stinkface ever.

Since hunter is permanently in right

Is Bourjos a full time player now?

That's what everyone seems to be hoping for

But I wouldn’t call this move permanent yet.

Please dont be Toriiable
Why did I even bother to think he would come up clutch.
Okay lets get this game under Kohntrol
okay wtf was that commerical on masn?

did anyone else see that keno commerical

baltimore looks like a contender
In a division with the Angels, Royals, Mariners and D-Backs, yes.
Freakin worthless, useless middle of the order

Abreu, Hunter, Matsui, Rivera….ALL NOTHING. For savior’s sake Kendrick, a .270 hitting 2B is better than our 3-4-5 hitters.

notice all those names are all 30 something has beens lol
burning burning burning keep that bullpen burning
Orioles Kohn't hit for shit
Halowood's mancrush pitching
Kohn's delivery is so funky
He's struggling with his Kohntrol
ugh

throw strikes!!!

d'oh gubi...

they need to throw strikes…

I never would have thought of that all by myself.

Kohn is to pitching so far

what Halowood is to posting

Off the plate?
You're freakin garbage Rev. Quit pretending like you're better than any other fan.
wow sorry

thought you had a thicker skin

You better be sorry Rev! ;)
Mathis was hanging out in the bullpen

Kohntemplating his return from injury

i think i kohn't fuck up i think i kohn't fuck up

o fuck

Can't even throw a strike to the first baseman
well look who is playing first also.
It's not a 40-foot billboard over there at first

That was just a bad throw.

Oh kohn, making it interesting.
wow so insight ful

there does that make you feel better? >:0)

Nah man I hate clowns.
khonplete meltdown
Kohn is fitting in with the bullpen just fine so far
I wish we could Kohnstruck a solid bullpen
Looks like they're having a kohnversation at the mound
his thought is maybe to load the bases to set up a triple play
thats why they had FRAD and Shields in for
I thought this

probably every game at some point about one of our relievers

Kohn got an out!!!! Nevermind it was a sac bunt, it's an out!
at least he did not

screw it up when it was giftwrapped for him

Kohn, we need a K here
I'll take an infield pop up
putting a big kohmm stain on this game
Weiters has been a MAJOR disappointment
well the angels are doing well in RISP

they are 1 for 1

I don't know about this Kohn fella. Ugh.
your not kohnfident?
so earlier in the game they said Gorgeous' Dad

works for the o’s

Awesome Mario Bros 2 song
Yes I get it O's commentators, Bourjos plays a shallow CF it's not a big deal, he's fast.
where you at Halowood

i’m watching masn too

i'm in york, pa
one day napoli ill be a manager

maybe single A but he has perfected the mound visit

he also also perfected eating like sosh
Naps would prefer to Manager the Spearmint Rhino
I lol'd
he kohn't make up his mind what to throw
because he relies on deception

not stuff

HEY KOHN

do not balk him home

I'm starting to think we should have just let Bell

In and pitch for a Kohnplete game

OH FUCKING ABREU!!! WTF!!!
nice way to screw up that play
way to go Abreu!
Abreu=Rivera

In defense

Why the hell did Abreu throw home?
He also had an hour and a half

To make the catch

Dumb hit

Awful throw by Napoli

Dammit Bobby!
this just in

our outfield still sucks

Dang these Orioles are pretty good huh?

Or are we just that bad?

their record is screwy

because of so many Yank-Sox games earlier in the season. they are better than that.

that just went from BAD baseball

to terrible baseball…

Too bad Bourjos can't play all three outfield positions
Bourjos might have come close to that all the way from CF
this is pathetic
that shit won't even play in the dominican winter league

but we’re featuring this shit nightly

Making his case for DH next season
making his case for waivers

dude cant hit for shit anymore, lightening in a bottle fail

or *fingers crossed* a member of another team
Willits to LF.
scioscia still has this belief

that abreu is a power hitting corner outfielder

Kohn is actually throwing better than the numbers indicate tonight. That was a routine pop out to LF
lol

you mean the balls and strikes indicator?

No, the runs indicator lol.
oh

well, yah. he got abreu’d.

there should be an abreu + rivera factor into the staff’s numbers

It would have been a sac fly if Abreu caught it
True, his arm is weak
So is Kohn's so far
Hilarious

That Buck Showalter gets the most cheers of everyone. I realize he was just hired but Jesus Christ its only Buck Showalter

He was on Seinfeld

CHEER

Is Santana pitching tomorrow?
yeah

santana v. matsuz

thrs – harden v arrieta

Haren

Harden is in Texas

Yay for Buffalo Bills football...........
Go Raiders and Bruins!!!
what is it about left field?

anderson was lazy, rivera is lazy and now abreu

ROFL

what the hell Naps

Nice recovery Naps
Wieters and Napoli

Do not dance so gracefully.

yeah I wondered about that.

Wonder if there’ll be some beef.

“you gotta pay a dollar to get on that carnival ride” – really masn

Soooo you fellas still gonna keep the positive vibes

and talk about an easier rest of the road or realize our Angels just suck this year.

we can still do it
sure why wouldn't we

I mean theirs alot of Baseball left to play still,anything can and will happen.

this team does suck

but they can still win. some shitty teams have won the series, why not us?

Napoli tacklling the runner. LOL
the angels don't have tradition anymore

check out their homepage

Thank God
whatya mean?
if they fixed it to look right i would be cool with the new background
mine as well sign this izturis too

he hits just like his brother, we could use that in the 3 spot

I thought Kohn was the bullpen savior?
Hasn't had his transformation yet

Be Patient.

This is his third big league game, cut him some slack

You cant expect a dominate AAA pitcher to be succesful right away in the big leagues. Next year he will be a regular and will be more effective

hes no krod

or neftali feliz, or any other good arm with electric stuff.

smoke and mirrors

Yes I can.

I hate being patient I want results damnit lol

Couple of clumsy ass catchers seeing who can fall over better
our only hope is that kendrick or napoli can run into something w/ runners on
Why is Matsui batting with a lefty pitching now

PH Juan

Matsui's career numbers v lhp

are just as good as juans

shields has been good for his career

what’s your point?

Juan is worse than Matsui this year
no one is worse than matsui

not now, not ever.

throw out those career stats from matsui he's trash now
soth thinks GA is up to bat

shhhh

why is he batting at all?
LOL

need to bring up a dh

No fair Kendrick gets to bat twice in the lineup

oh wait

On Being A Fan...
remembering whenever i watch the angels

they lose

we should put Matsui on waivers and try to trade him for an im sorry card to send to Vladdy. maybe he will come back next year
heard dunn was on waivers

straight up trade?

Doesn't work like that

There’s no way he reaches us

yeah he gets offered to the NL first
Trade the Nats what

I’m really curious to hear?

pitching change really

That is why Showalter is a POS

and will never win anything big

Hopefully we can rally now
Showalter is an idiot
Most unneccessary pitching change I've seen in a while.
Anyone else depressed that callaspo is mentioned in the angels long term plans?
You're not stoked to have 2 Kendricks?
That's two future batting champions!
2 kendricks added up, maybe..

not 2 separate kendricks.

i want a real 3rd baseman

not another limp hitting utility infielder masquerading as a 3rd baseman. shit didnt win championships, was it because figgins was a choke artist? or you need more power? I dunno, but i dont like it.

i want a roided-up shitbeast like glaus at 3rd.

wood gave me hope but just looking at him, i know that pansy never had the balls to stick a needle in him and jump on the juice.

hell yeah!

you do what you got to do to produce. if you suck, CHEAT! if you are good, and cheat, EVEN BETTER!

WIN
!

Remember

It was important we show Glaus the door so that we had the money to bring in that stud, Orlando Cabrera.

Yeah, this team definitely understands offense.

if arte was named marty

this franchise would look different

I don't understand all the hate directed Callaspo's way

when Howie gets a pass. Am I happy with him there? Not really, but we gave up shit prospects to get him so I’m meh about the whole thing.

hes a wife beating drunk driving tinker toy

scioscia likes the tinker toy part, he loves using second basemen everywhere.

I have no problem with the wife beating part either

 Maybe she ventured too far out of the kitchen and he had to check her. You don’t know the full story

SOS wasnt really a shit prospect

and we needed him bad after pinata.

oh yeah

and callaspo hasnt done jack as an angel yet.

he's spread 8 or so useless hits to pad his BA,

a’la juan

So he fits right in?
I'd take SOS or Will Smith over Callaspo.
Robviously you over-value our prospects

Like many on this board.

no more so then I am at the suck that is 3 Wood
time to go play on Full Tilt.
Well that was depressing
so what else is on now
Rangers Mariners
Then we will fall back to 9 games out of the West
Go Ms.

Meh. G’night, y’all.

ooo a drama to calm down from that comedy

south park

I was really excited about this game

what the hell is wrong with this team

The bullpen, the offense, etc.
The defense, the bottom of the rotation, etc.
but look on the brightside

no blunders on the basepaths

1 guy hitting over .280

a collection of slap hitters in the infield.
no speed in the outfield corners.
a shitty bullpen
apathetic managing

can we bat maicer izturis 2nd again

the offense is really thriving off the continuity he brings and how he handles his bat.

Hey, Izturis is consistent...at making outs
at least i can work on sculpting my abs now.
I'm sculpting mine into a mountain
I'm doing bicep curls right now with a 40 ouncer
Time to watch some sharks eat people
Better than listening to Mota ramble on about nothing
Such optimism to start the evening...

THEN THIS CRAPTASTIC CRAP! :((

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