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Let us smacky the Lackey

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Uh, Gubi, you don't hit and run with two outs
Come on guys

can you please, please, hit the ball at the ugly bastard on the mound for bhastin’s head?

Hey Rev

when I switched to the new game thread the mutecast died

I thought the mutecast was ditched due to technical difficulties...
Reggie now hitting .290

Now take a bag on weenie arm Martinez.

Let's see how we can screw up this first-and-third w/ two outs!
no screw up there.
reverse-jinxed it, obviously
Pesky Pole Pantha!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alberto goes yard!!!!

He hit that ball like it was his old lady. Finally a homer from a 3rd baseman.

Callaspo's pole!
5'8" three-hole hitters rule!
That's why we got him.

;)

F you Lackey

Callaspo finally gets an extra base hit

OK, that worked. I guess we need a new thread next inning!
that's right lackey you bitch

suck it

takin the horse to the glue factory
That won't be forgotten

what Lackey he said after he was booed on the last trip

We won't forget either.
the glue factory wouldn't take him

he’s so rancid and disease ridden that they’d probably just toss him into an incinerator.

awwww

Lackey looked like a baby that had candy taken away from him.

Come on Halos, press your knee against his neck and strangle him now.

Terry and Jose were commenting on how Horse-face's body language and 'tude don't win clubhouse friends
Seven years later
Damn!!!

I was about to SERIOUSLY post on here that “I bet Callaspo doesn’t homer at all this year.”

I ate my words huh?

Last time up I asked if he had an extra base hit as an Angel...

seemed to work eh?

He has 2 doubles as an Angel
And a 3 run Jimmy-Jack
Gubi would say "Earl Weaver calls it the best play in baseball"
Talk about

Reverse Post-ology! Lol

c'mon Kaz

do not give anything up

so what happened to the mutecast?
They stopped it

because the sound was super choppy

The hell Howie
Roll call

Hope Lack-shite blames his defense.

Terry and Jose pointed out that the hits were solid....
Shitty tag
a league average bang-bang has him out by a step and a half

Howie asleep at the wheeeeeel…

As second basemen go

he’s a pretty marginal hitter.

I think he's actually pretty good on the DP

Just not so good on the popups.

phantom tag on Howie sliding into 2b earlier was called an out...
howie is the king of weenie tags

good thing hes a potential batting champ

can't believe it

he threw the slider 3-2…very nice

Kazmir still blows
damn pesky red sox go away damnit
Shit, Kaz. Way to kill the momentum.
Well...that answers how a starter will do with a lead...
Beltre's stats

did he only sign with Boston for one year?

Yup
Salary drive

seen this act in LA before

Good evening fellow Halo fans.

And bawston still sucks!!!

As does Kaz
I've missed most the game,

Kaz has been fairly terrible I take it?

well...

we took the lead…..he gave it up
we took the lead again and he gave most of it up.

Wow, Callaspo
nice catch...

that said, how does a LF not even come into play on a ball that far out in LF?

name: abreu, bobby
A-B-R-E-U
R-I-V-E-R-A
G-A
why does everyone bag on GA?

I know that the general consensus is that he was lazy, but I don’t believe that. He played the position intelligently, and always got a really good jump on the ball. He didn’t make any balls-to-the wall plays like Erstie did (not that I am against those plays, they are really, really fun to watch, but they also beat the player to hell, which is why Erstie ended up playing 1b before he was traded away from the Halos), but, he did run down most balls, and, when the situation called for it, he went balls out to try to make the play.

sarcasm failure.
^^THIS^^

it was the blue smoke

I forgot about that one...

was that a Torii quote? Funny stuff.

Who else? Torii is quote-a-licious
he's the quote-meister
eh well
It's ok...

it’s a result of the clean air you are breathing up north! ;) Us SoCal’ers don’t breath any air we can’t see.

we don't breathe it either.
and DOV shouldn't breed
heh

yeah, up here we have “save the air days” a few times a year. U remember 3rd stage smog alerts when I was growing up where the air quality was so bad that they recommended that everyone stay inside. Good times.

Yep...

I like my air so thick I can cut it with a knife.

Pro-Active-Kaz

why let the bullpen blow YOUR game?

It's as good a theory as any other
Wow

thought that was gonna drop

MS gonna trot Kaz out again next inning?
k3yerout Howie...

…hmmm, never seen that one before…ball outside in the dirt?! Really Howie?

potential batting champ.
3 outs just like that

only 10 pitches .
WTF is that bs Angels c’mon now.

Matsui really worked the count there...

he went all GA on us and did that lefty roll-over ground out to 2nd.

Work the count and groundout if your a bottom of the lineup guy.

Not a damn DH.

Stay within your mechanics and don't let them change your eye level.
stay on the inner half of the plate
Way to make him work hard

when he’s up around 100 pitches…10 pitch inning

game thread 3?
Much better attendance than last night's 800 comments, with about 100 contributed by post-game trolls.
Thread 2 was a Mutecast thread

That died to technical difficulties.

It died a good death, though.
It was not in vain.
GO HALOS

Its been a while

hey.... where ya been?
work and taking girls out

mainly the beach and movies. Miss the angels

Dating devils then, eh?

;)

oh yeah

i have been enjoying getting back out there. two were devils but one is looking pretty good. too back i don’t do Long distance

you haven't missed much.
That's what I said to my wife ...

it didn’t help my cause.

Collapso actually having his first good game as an Angel...

what’d that take him? nearly a month?

Ok, so probably should've said "great," but the words got stuck in my mouth, er keyboard

Collapso and great in the same sentence don’t come easy to me…

It is about a month between good games for a lot of the Angel roster this year
damned good point right there
Thank you mini-vaccum

For a quick way to get rid of ants.

That sucks.
They've been really bad this year.

Anyone else in LBC feel my pain?

Not in the LBC and no ant problem

However, I have had tiny wasps/hornets show up in the house here in the Dirty South…

That

Really sucks.

Find Hot Shot at Home Depot

they have the little black ant trap things…..it will attract thousands…and within a few hours ALL will be dead

But then you'd have to pick up the trap.

And i’d be terrified that all the ants would dump out onto my hand. That’d creep me out.

they don't stay in the trap

they get it & take it back to their home sweet home.

what a wuss…..

MIDGET TRAINER
Too much reply fail.

And I’m having trouble visualizing this.

Roll call y'all

Scoreboard looks pretty good

Standings don't.
Haven't looked good all year

Probably only get worse. Who cares?

why am i not surprised
don't know who annoys me more

Rat Face or Scuttaro.

I see you've dated women from New England before.
actually, there are quite a few very attractive women in New England.

An acquaintance of mine once said that women in Boston are beautiful. However, once you get out into the suburbs.. they turn into trolls.

but, I digress. I think that they would make a lovely couple.

There's a few tasty grapes even in a bad bunch.
pigdroia looks more like the puke everyday
k3yerout PUDroia
Frankie is walkin off like he wants to beat the shit outta someone
I wouldn't be happy

If I K two guys, then walk one, and have butcher talk to me for 30 seconds when he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

what would it take to get Bud Black back?
I got some roofies
A padre fail of epic proportions.
dream on...
we can all dream

deluding ourselves helps us get through our menial, crappy days :)

A silver DeLorean equipped with a flux capacitor
Buddy stuck around for several years for his kids waiting for the job he got...

He is sooo not going anywhere!

yeah but..

ever since he left the Halos have spun into a swirling hell of PB suckage. Hatcher obiously isn’t doing the job, so something has to be done.

that should be BP suckage
Mmmm

Peanut butter suckage.

k3yerout Naps...

sLackluster schooled you…

k3yerout Maffy...

7 for his last 45, ouch!

About par for his career.
I really hope he ends the season under 200

so management is really forced to not consider him their main catcher.

I'll bet you he's under .200 by September
Great. Then he has zero trade value...

…while Scioscia will remind us what a “premium” player he is during ST.

my god jeff really is the worst.
How does Maffis even have a job

he takes a strike right down the middle on the first pich.

Then swings at 4 balls the next 4 pitches.

Get him the F out of town.

a hopeful non-tender
This just in: "trust your hands," says Gubi
I am humbled at the feet of the master.
Gubi batting .400 in the cliche dept...

…or since he was a pitcher, he’s working on the cliche equal of a 1 hitter.

I'm gonna put that up as my new facebook status....it's DEEP
didn't you know that everything that Gubi says is deep?

btw, that is sarcasm :)

To mattwelch's post I almost typed, "That's what she said"...

…then you go and one up me anyway.

oh Dear God

what the hell is up with that soft focus close up of Pukelis?

Awwww

So close

I have the feeling...

If that were a Halo jersey he’s called out at 1st.

and yes, you would be right, young padawan
wo...

never seen reggie bat 2nd in the lineup…

Ahh shite, here we go again...
I see that our bullpen continues the same pattern...

…someone is always UP for blowing it…

ah i was wondering where that lighter was, kevin jepsen had it all along,
Ortiz

“Stayed with it and trusted his hands”

Love that 95-96 MPH fastball,

And so do opposing batters.

k3yerout Beltre

good morning, good afternoon, and good night

FU**K me

can’t the goddamned ump’s ever give the Angels a fu**king break? t

What happened?
the BoSux baserunner currently at 2b was called safe

when he was clearly thrown out running into 1b

That would be a negative my fellow Jedi.
I'm trying to figure out what the first word was.

f u _ _ k

Maybe BoSux will use the "contact" play we love so much...
just realized my feed is about 5 minutes behind

shhh guys, jepsen is going after beltre

Jepsen needs to get his arm angle up -- coming around the side too much

Flat on the fastball, flat on the cutter. Maybe he’s not trusting his hands or staying within his mechanics?

And getting his head out of his ass would also help.
just learning the basics of the game would be nice

I was noticing how low his release is tonight…

Are you shitting me?
Just bleeping wonderful...

craptastic even

Kitchen woulda had it
*Kotch
I really really really

have begun to HATE watching this team

I really really really

have begun to HATE watching this team

and your starting to repeat youself
Wait a minute.........

Are you the same Doctor Wu who’s knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery?

damnit freaking never easy against boston

i hate the red sox so much

it isn't so much the BoSux

as the fucking corrupt, bought off, east coast dick sucking, ass fucking, piece of shit umps squeezing our pichers, giving their pitchers a really, really nice, open strike zone, and then calling our base runners out with every close running play, while calling the BoSux runners safe, even if they are thrown out by 2 steps.

FUCK YOU MLB.

don't forget blacking out all of Bug's games on MLBTV

so yeah, MLB….what ^he says^

sorry that you keep getting blacked out Bug :(

that really sucks.

Just when I started getting the feeling we might win

Jepsen comes in and the big bad wolf blew my house down….

Here's and idea

Put in another pitcher!

not time yet
But he(ad) hasn't pitched in a week???
Or...

Keep in the guy who struck out the side!

what happened?
Bases loaded wild pitch
should i just type fuck now?
too late

used it with your third wish there Aladin

You were 3 seconds early.
Who gives a damn if he can throw the ball at 98 MPH....

If he has unreliable control and composure?

The technical term is Butcheritis.

Jeff Mathis is a premium catcher
The Angels Bullpen

is AWESOME

The Angels' offense is excellent
Definitely glad he's on our team

I’d hate to face him

Agreed

We would score 5+ runs on passed balls. I don’t like scoring runs

Yeah that part of the game

Is WAY over rated!

Can we just
fire everyone in the bullpen? We’re paying millions for people to suck. I’m sure AA guys can suck too for half the price.

mathis popped up like a cheating whore whose husband just came home
what about a cheating MAN-HO who's wife just came home??
That's a myth
I don't think so....I snoped it
Snoped?
snopes.com---> the ultimate mythbuster site
snopes and also thestraightdope.com
Geez, that's right

I even have it bookmarked.

This is not happy-making
Shit shit shit shit
0-2 pitch, bases loaded, and Jepsen hits the batter!

I’m done!

awesome

i look forward to seeing it in 2 minutes

I was gonna rag on MAthis

but by the time thus thread had loaded 100% goes to Jepsen

It's all about timing
FUCK you Scioscia

Pull him NOW! IDIOT

DONT WORRY THIS IS OUR BEST RELIEVER
^^ ha ha YEP ha ha ^^

(slits wrists)

make sure you do it the correct way

and not just make a big slippery mess about it

Kalish fail.
Nava tackles 1b...

nice

Kalish...Terry said Nava
Reminds me of another inning Jepsen pitched in Boston...
This sums up our season,

Doesn’t it?

at least bard is getting tired with all his warmup pitches and standing around
I love the angels.

That inning was one of those quirks that no other team could have. It’s what makes us unique.

look on the bright side.. we dont have to be mad at kaz anymore
Speak for yourself

I’m always mad at Kaz

Jepsen is fucok'd
xFIP lied to me!!!! I've been defending Jepsen for what?

That damn xFIP b*tch was lying the whole time.

FUCOK XFIP!
this entire team is cloaked in failure
Now Bard is going to school us on how to throw the ball 98...

Jepsen, you paying attention?

Protected pick here we come!
At this point

It’s probably for the best.

HOWIE KENDRICK WITH THE LEATHER
Reggie hitting the ball hard
bourjous era is over
In your dreams
Why not

we all know how Soth luvz him some veterans

oh, and worse yet...sLackluster, aka horse face is now in line to get his 3rd win of the season vs LAA

fucok

I love
this Angel bullpen. So much better than the other bullpen we had back long ago, you know the bp with Percy, K-Rod, Donnelly.

And good Shields

Those were the days

i'd tak o'day, oliver, gregg right about now

And Ben Weber.

And Lou Pote.
I met him in a McDonalds once

True story

And BB

But we have kohn now. All is well.

I Kohn't believe that Kohn's up in the pen
Oh no kohner is coming in!
Great, he's thrown 5 balls this count
why don't they just leave the fox trax graphic up the entire game.
No lead means no Weird Beard for the 8th.
That was 100
x2
200?
x3
300

(I can do this all night)

THIS.... IS.... ANAHEIM!!!!
Nope.

I replied to “200” with “x3” therefore, it’s 600. Me > You.

You're right

Obviously I can’t go all night.

That's what she

Didn’t say.

ATTABOY, ALBERTO

Great AB, great game.

Collapso bb = endotheworldasweknowit
that's his 6th for us already!
leads the team eh?
TOOORIIII

TOOOORIII

We should do a straight trade with the padres

Bitcher for i-smoke-that-bud black

guys, im a few minutes behind

wait for me

Dude, you're gonna miss the loss!
no
callaspo is battling

love this trade

He walked about 5 minutes ago...
the future is dark.
Sloooooowly I turned
Turn around while you can
Can we please get something

To drop in every once in a while.

Hell, then we would win

and you know we can’t do that in Boston

no we won’t
Boston would just cream the next RP Sosh sends out.

we've dropped our winning percentage more than just once in a while
CALLASPO WALKS!
Yay I hope Torii doesn't fly out
...and Obama was elected President.
Michael Jackson died
Same day as Farrah Fawcett
And nobody gives a damn about her...

Too bad. I liked her, and she wasn’t a child molester, either.

How is it that you are so far behind?

It’s because of that damn boat that went on a 100-day cruise. A 100-day cruise.

it was supposed to be a three hour tour

a three hour tour

never, ever get off the boat
at least im having enchiladas for dinner.
at a Holiday Inn Express?
i wish, since that would mean im on some sort of vacation.
If I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, could I pitch better than the blowpen?
That was a bizarre swing.

Reminded me of a tennager throwing a fit

the misery needs to end so i can get some fiesta grill! hb fans know whats up.
Sure he wasn't out?
blue messed up the call

they do that once in a while you know

Wait What?

Callaspo stole a base????

9th of his career!
Oh Boy Alberto !!!

with stealin of base

Alberto, named after my favorite fast food mexican eatery.
Oh man, do I miss me some Alberto's....
ALBERTO's is one of my favorites!!
lol

Wood in to pinch run for Hideki

Everybody,

Let’s trick QGS by posting misleading things about the game.

i turned on gameday

koks

Nice walk off grandslam by Brandon Wood
Come on... NOBODY would believe that
can't be a walk off on the road
I was trying to make a joke
you'll be banned for making them here
Even jogging looks painful for Matsui.
did the stars realign?

did an Angel really steal a base with these obviously pro-bhastan umps calling the game?

brandon wood

will get picked off and dfa’d on the spot

Oh god damn it
Dammit.. How the hell did he catch that?
It's called "range"
FuFuFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hell of a catch

Pr!ck.

Cool.
Whadafuck
*Whatdafucok
Shit.

Great catch.

Rivera would've had that
Well damn.

Every fucking lucky bounce, call and improbable defensive play has gone against us this season.

Look at it this way -- if we come back against Papsmear, our season will turn around!

And if we don’t, then draft picks.

izturis sucks
Can't blame Izzy there

Nava made a great play on it

well, he hit a limp liner off the end of the bat

weak

At least BotG will be easy.
shitty MLB umps?
yeah, but he sounds like that every time another teams's player makes a good play againt the Halos
come on Victor

can you please be a little bit less jacked up when the enemy steals a run from us?

It was a great play

He’s not Hawk Harrelson

That's okay.

BABIP wil return in 2011 and the Angels will re-take the AL West.

What did the angels do

For the baseball gods 2 fuck us so bad?

World Series Champs

Five of six AL West titles.
F’ing over Dave Henderson in Game 3 of last year’s ALDS.
Stuff like that.

Swept the chowdas

In the ALDS.

gave the sux a dead horse
If "Scoreboard" Lackey gets this win, so help me Gawd I'm going to hate him even more than Jose Guillen...
who cares

he’ll get as many postseason starts this year as Kazmir and the Angels will get the better draft pick.

A bosuck hat...

With a Lakers jersey? Talk about the friggin’ definition of a fairweather.

I think the t-shirt said

Celtics fan lost a bet

HOW COULD HE CATCH UP TO THAT 92 MPH HEATER?
You just Kohn't do it
smoke and mirrors kohn

will not be angel by the end of next year.
if o’day didn’t last, no way does this kohn

the worst thing about Mathis being a POS

is he’s a POS you have to see every single MF’ing pitch with him behind the plate.

Also he'll be here for at least 5 more years
He also makes a lot of money for being a shitty baseball player

And by shitty i mean premium.

Didn't realize he was a point of sale

That explains my ATM charges!

"how than they call the ball in play when the ball hits the guys glove"

that might be the first cogent, intelligent thing that I have heard since Victor and Gubi were put in the FSW booth

Gonna go play call of duty,

Eff this wrist-cutting telecast

Battlefield BC2 is > COD
MNC - Monday Night Combat in the Arcade is good too
Let's get to pimplebutt?

If not, we can just laugh at his hilarious glare in towards the batter.

his ob

calles him papshchmear

guess fuentes or rodney were being rested for the playoffs

kohn … really?

There's a lot of rest between now and October of 2011
Napoli definitely should have had that, that's BS.
kendrick gets that

hell, quinlan does too

I wonder if Tony can release Mathis w/o Soth's consent
It's really not Mathis' fault alone that the score is 7-5
But it IS his fault

This whole season is his fault

It would cause more friction

Then when Quinlan was sent to AAA

He should.

Even if he cant

he can't wipe his ass

without Soth’s consent

dude suck it

Mathis is fine

dude suck it

Mathis is fine

dude suck it

Mathis is fine

Man, you Quentined all by yourself!
Easy on mobile.

Sometimes, you press “post”, and it looks like it doesn’t do anything, so you press it again. And again.

yep sorry

Figured that out hard way

OK big boy

I’m ready for you

I. Hate. Our. Bullpen.

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it. What a joke.

Bullpen = entire roster, right?
Yeah pretty much
OT: Your sig

The pimple on my ass > Rodger Lodge

Whatever happened to matsui on waivers?

This team couldn’t dump any of its trash?

They won't sign him next year.

And he’ll hit 37 homeruns for Baltimore or something.

others dont value 50 yr old light hitting dh's like the soth
even the Yomiuri Giants wouldn't be stupid enough to claim him now
We are seriously about to go 0-9 vs Boston this year. What a fucking disgrace this team is.
boston has a better team

nothing disgraceful about it.

Better team or not, even KC has taken some from Boston.
KC has more hearti guess

or
we have the worse team.

Doesn't matter.

Well eat them if we can’t beat them.

Good night

I’d rather watch Mad Men.

I'm a mad man after watching this game.

Oh man, what a delightful pun.

Kohntinuing the arson
So Kohn is a giant pile of shit.
a double, a single, a walk

15 pitches, 6 strikes.

RAD

This year's team is so out of sync.

When they hit, the pitching sucks, when they pitch well, they can’t hit the side of a barn.

but there’s one
thing that’s been the same. The BP sucks

You know a team that has Brian Fuentes as their best Bullpen guy

Is a mess

and then when players do well

they ride pine the following game.

Next time I’m at an Angel game I’m going to tell Bobby Wilson never to do anything offensively again, Soth likes his catchers hitting like catchers in the 1920’s.

C'mon Kohn throw like you belong here.
I think it's becoming pretty apparent that he does not

It’s time for him to go back to school.

He is doing that.

He’s throwing like he belongs in the 2010 Angels bullpen

Shields up
See, I can laugh at that

because I have pulled away emotionally from this team :)

kohnstant sadness
Ooh boy.

Please Kohn, don’t get out of it. I want to see shields. Just for fun.

The only one worthy of bringing back next year is....................................................

sorry to say NONE. This whole lineup should be exiled .

alberto callaspo is in for the long haul!

future is bright!

Well

It’s time for me to drown my sorrows then.

whats comical is the FO's decision to go with a slap hitting, salad munching weak ass 3rd basemen.

Is that this team’s policy? Is there something against having a bat at 3rd base worth a damn? I mean, besides the team brought home a world series ring.

Here... have some shades.
Fear not boys

Shields is getting ready to save the day

Can we send our entire team to AAA?
RE LAX

Scot Shields is now warming up

InKohnceivable!
That was a great call from Victor.

The way his voice just lowered almost as if he expected it

Late slide by Ortiz causing Howie to mess up his throw?

F you Howie just throw it at his head, it’ so big you can’t miss it. The guy was like 30 feet from you and you make a messed up throw.

I kohnsider this game (and season) OVER!

We had our chance. Texass just lost 3 in a row and so did we…

Kohnfused, Kohndemed and Kohnvicted
Dazed and Kohnfused?
As disappointed as I am in Kohn, at least it was only 1 run, Jepsen couldn't even do that.
This is true.

I’m quickly tiring of Jepsen’s erratic, unreliable ass.

I Kohn't believe I'm saying this, but... hurry back, Bulger
Bulger might be able to do something,

Kohnstructive in the BP.

I mean, Jepsen was not good tonight

But come on, Kohn has not even shown any ability to get a major-league hitter out.

I miss Morales.

I keep having this dream that he’ll ride in one some Cuban horse (whatever that is) with a bat in hand. He’ll dismount and lead the Angels to a stretch where they go undefeated from now to the World Series.

Unfortunately,

He’s depressed.

here is the horse

Mathis would ride in on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak

Huge fan of this video.
I believe they call it a burro
its hard to wade throught the multiple levels of suck on this team
Jepsen surrendered 2 runs, Kohn only surrendered 1 run. Does this mean Kohn is our new 7th inning guy?

I mean seriousl, to hell with Scioscia and his slot bullsht. The only 2 relievers on thi team worth a damn are Rodney and Fuentes and even they aren’t worth the combined 15 million they are making.

Have you even looked at the numbers?
Yeah have you? You think K-Rod 2.0 in the 9th? I don't.
Who mentioned K-Rod II?
Ok so then you're arguing that Rodney's worthless?
Not worthless

But not good either.

Well notice I said only 2 pitchers worth a damn?
And Rodney is worth a damn?

I think I value my damns more than you do.

Hows it scioscias fault that the bullpen arms cant do what their supposed to be paid to do..?

I’m just curious is all..?
I mean you can lead a horse to water but cant make it drink.

pimplebutt!
Must Kill Papshmir!!!

(Note: Spelling is from IMDB)

We only need three runs off sphincter lips

…it’s been done before

Ok boys bloop and a blast that's it.
The biggest KOHN job of them all ....perpetrated on the LAA organization . LOL

where is the savior PB , what batting .115
YIKES

Fleet Pete is on the 25-man for his glove, not his bat.
a glove will never drive in a run ......get rid of the guy .
rabble rabble

Shut the hell up. You’re an idiot

I want to get rid of you.
You're a moron

A run saved is just as good as a run driven in. And he isn’t gonna hit .115 for long.

He probably thinks high RBI totals are a good indicator of a hitters value
You leave Gorgeous Peter Borjous out of this.
I think Kohn & Borjous will be just fine in the long-run

rooks seldom break into the bigs seamlessly

if mets get out of k-rods contract

i want him back in anaheim.

Just get him a little stress ball and he'll be fine.
He can go see Boardgame's shrink.

maybe
some punching bags in the dugout. I’m sure K-Rod is better than anyone in this bullpen.

Hell, I'm better than some of the guys in this bullpen, and I've never pitched a day in my life.
Well red,

You may not pitch better, but you certainly wouldn’t be any worse. I think it would be a seamless transition.

I second that. He can punch his step father ever f'n night for all I care.

Also
if someone blows a hold, we can have K-Rod punch them for us

I'll even take Donnelly back at this point
I literally lol

Every time Papelbon looks in towards the batter. And it seems like they always give you the close up on the face.

Why'd we get rid of Mosely?
Maybe instead of batting practice

the Angels should mix in some taking practice. Their pitch recognition has to be among the worst in the league.

They didn't take

BP today

wiff. wiff. wiff.
Mr. Untradeable lookin good.
I'm wondering about Butch...

Our pen has gotten progressively worse in the years he’s been our pitching coach.

i was a huge nap fan but seriously..

im getting over it.

You're awake now?
im no longer convinced that banging many chicks in a reliable mlb statistic
Do we even have a power bat in the minors ........well do we ....

I’m fffing sick and tired of this punch and judy hitters we have .

all the guys with power

have no clue what a walk is.

Trumbo is starting to do better in that regard though

Go watch a Yankee game

maybe that will be more to your liking

I'm always scared

That Lowell is gonna fall and break his old man hips.

That was ... not a good swing
LOLWUT umpire?
lol @ strike 3

like it matters.

douchebag LOSERS!!!
Boo, we suck. But at least were not in Bawston.

SoCal FTW!

Calling Ben Weber .......

where art thou ?

izturis leading the way with most LOB again
So, remind me, why isnt matt palmer called up?
because the Angels traded prospects for Kaz

and are paying him a lot of money.

Trust me if it was the other way, Palmer would be playing.

palmer needs to be in the pen
fine by me

he’s better than our worst reliever

and he’s better than our worst starter.

He just needs to get some incriminating photos of Soth and bam, he’ll be called up.

BOTG? Jepsen...
Baseball is such a cruel sport
Kazmir needs to go

We traded for him when he was throwing like crap for TB, he comes and has some good starts against Oak and Seattle, does horrible in the postseason and has done horrible all season long. Soth should have just taken his 4 innings from him. He looked like crap from the 1st batter with his location, and even the radio guys bluntly said, “nice to see Kaz out of the game, as he was not looking good”.

But Soth can’t take him out after 4 because even though he had pitched like crap he had only given up 2 runs….. BS take people out based on how they’ve pitched, not their results.

yeah, Kaz wasn't exactly dealing tonight

but this fucktastic loss belongs solely to Cevin Jepsen (he doesn’t get the K back in his name until finally strikes somebody out when it fucking matters).

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