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CHICAGO - JULY 07: Hideki Matsui #55 of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim collides with Gordan Beckham #15 of the Chicago White Sox as Beckham turns a double play at U.S. Cellular Field on July 7 2010 in Chicago Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

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almost 2 years ago: CHICAGO - JULY 07: Hideki Matsui #55 of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim collides with Gordan Beckham #15 of the Chicago White Sox as Beckham turns a double play at U.S. Cellular Field on July 7 2010 in Chicago Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

Angels couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat, which they will need to get from the dugout to the clubhouse...

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Alright Rev...I'll bite

How do we call in to the mutecasts in the future?

There's a phone number you call into I reckon
Same question
You can call using your phone or Skype

I’m not sure the number is the same for each broadcast.

yes it is....I just can't get connected to talk through my laptop

I downloaded skype….but I think I need to go buy a headset. My cell phone set won’t work

Well Looking on the Bright Side

Saunders has pitched well lately

sooner or later Saundo will crack after watching this stupidity exhibition by the halos
On the bright side, Texass lost

:D

Huh?

no they didn’t
Clevland too sucky to get comeback victories

The won
*They Won
I had an old gameday schedule up...DAMN
Edit button to delete stupidity please
Maybe C.J. Wilson was right....

Is getting
RBIs that hard? Half this team’s failing right now.

only half?
Torii, Aybar, Howie and Napoli have been good lately
radio show is over?
Yup

It was past their bed time

There is so much wrong with this team

and yet an extended winning streak would cover all that up nicely.

Won't happen til Gazoo gets back...mark my words
Too bad he'll probably end up injuring himself 3 days later
how do you overcome the wrongness to get an extended win streak?
Gazoo will overcome
what is the score?
little known fact

you can’t tag out a runner advancing due to a walk.

weird, i know.

the radio show made watching this game tolerable. It's a shame it ended.

I think I got it
every year, the Angels are hot during June-July and start slumping in Sept.-Oct. This year, they plan to slump in July, then play well in late Aug- to Oct.

good luck with that
Or maybe they're just not that good this year.

:-(

Robviously not
thought that was pretty robvious.
The Angels have lots of Roblems
Our team is roffensive
I don't know, I don't think the team is as bad as they've been playing lately.
Throw strikes Saunders
first pitch to viciedo looked pretty good
I wish I had some confidence in our offense to actually comeback.
5.5 back here we come
the season is over?
No
We aren't even to the All-star Break
These idiots aren't event rying
We will fall back to 5 1/2 games in the Al West
GD it Colonel...all those runs have scored with 2 outs...helllloooooooo?!
cracked under the failage pressure
white flag raised, shields in
payback by saundo for his last wasted start.
What's the rule

If I don’t have anything else presssing to do, do I have to finish watching this game?

Joe could not come up with the

clutch pitch when he needed it

following the offense's lead

as if this team would overcome a 1 run deficit.

weeeeooooo weeeeooooo weeeeoooooo

fire sale fire sale, break this thing down, everything must go….who wants kazmir………

The problem is we have very little to sell
you mean theres no upside to any of the fossiles in the outfield?

teams wouldn’t want a bandwagon japanese following?

Time for me to drink some theraflu and go to sleep
just

another halo lost.

Good job Shields
WOW...when has Naps EVER thrown out 2 runners in a week much less one game?
if you get thrown out by napoli

just quit stealing bases altogether

very embarassing

or your first name is Torii

Wait. did he say Naps has thrown out two runners tonight?
Shields is officially our best reliever. He got an out by throwing 1 pitch and it wasn't even a strike
broom in the dugout for tomorrow
wow

does this offense really suck or wat

All we need is two knocks, a walk, a bloop, and a blast.
and a prayer

and an
offense.

Nope

They guys that get walked and the bloop will be thrown out stealing

I want one of them there Dosho thingies.

Gonna get real buff.

whatsa Dosho thingie?
Weight training thingie.

They were advertising them, and I’m kidding.

we should

trade rivera , n kasmir

for what?
Rivera when he gets hot, but no one wants Kazmir

Man, he really does look like a young Babe Ruth...

wish he could hit like him

it's the Whammer
so McCheeseburger couldn't crack the starting lineup in san diego

when they sucked…

remember a few years ago

we spoke about getting a group exorcism together at the stadium? Maybe it’s time to plan one now……….

How far back do we fall

before we call it a season and unload some players?

I think if it got to ten games out

when we fall
below the Ms

waste of roster space
hat trick, fatty

you want that sombrero

angels baseball

is depressing

DFA McAnulty please
k3yerout McAnulty

plate discipline is the reason you are a career minor leaguer dude…seeya

Hey cool hat trick
I didn't think McAnulty could do any worse than Quinlan.

I might have been wrong.

Q looks like ty cobb compared to that chump
this guy is like reverse nolan ryan

if a player can’t contribute at the big league level and has no higher ceiling at that age, why is he around? at all?

y did

we ever bring this mcanutly guy up all he does is swing at every pitch n strike out

McAnulty ...

Please go away

Then there's this guy
k3yerout Woody...

that was a FB right down Broadway dude…ouch

Wood way out in front of breaking ball and 3 minutes late on the fastball

not working dude!

Fantastic inning!

What a surprise, McAnulty and Wood strike out.

these two back to back

need a vomit bag

So Angels, avoiding the sweep tomorrow would be nice.
either

we get some new players either trading or our farm system or we can just kiss this season good bye. ill vomit wit u

Free Brandon Wood!

No. Really. Free. Just take him. Anybody.

Our 7-9 spots tonight. 0-9, with 6 K's

sad panda

why would someone pay real money to watch that
cant you just DFA somebody mid-inning?
3 games

only 4 runs. wow do we stink or what

Good Shields tonight it seems
when it means nothing

wait till it means something- then bring your fire extinguisher

k3yerout Beckham

nice Scot

Shields is amaking his case for the All Star game roster
Mov 'em down Shieldsy
shields tears it up when the game doesn't matter
He can be our low leverage pitcher
Shieldsy hitting the corners
Wait

This game was close a few minutes ago.

Saunders didn't like that
we sure

make a lot of weak offense teams look good at the plate

Napoli's glove must have a hole in it
ha! how'd that feel blue?
good job shields
Remember when this team was playing well? It feels like so long ago, even though it was only like a week ago.
it was a trap
Welcome to Angels Baseball!! (circa 1975)
is everyone else getting these HAWAIIAN GARDENS commercial?
are they offering a discount on stabbings / muggings?
Not here in Santa Ana.

I am getting commercial after commercial for Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

modeled by McAnulty?
Thanks for the nightmares
matches the games
There goes my dinner
I'm Getting

MLBTV
Commercial break
in progress…

Are they any worse than the game?

is it my teevee or did the crowd appear to be wearing ultraviolet jerseys?

Thank God for the All Star Break

I need a break from watching this team struggle.

i

agree with you thank god

Do the White Sox have anyone in their pen

Who doesn’t throw fastballs at Warp 9? These arms are ridiculous.

need major league hitters

got any??

when you're used to looking at a brian fuentes 88 mph heater

everything seems like its at warp

funny

how all 3 teams in the AL west have lost the last 3 games while the rangers keep winning their games

Santos forgot how to throw strikes tonight
Abroo clueless tonite, errrrr ...all week
sorry Bobby

THAT WAS STRIKE 3

A little outside on Gameday

But way too close to take on 0-2.

you mean like ʞ3yerout Abrew
abreu

needs a day or two off

It seems like half the team could use a couple days off
Do Something!
man

do i miss K mo

I miss Reggie Jackson
haha
sox doin their halo impression
CWS playing down to the level of competition?
Matsui and Napoli please be productive
odds on that happening?
was that an RBI single?
oops, forgot error
Matsui is gonna ground out into a double play
The White Sox sure do make a lot of errors
thorton coming in Matsui should just sit down and take the out .186 against lefties
hang it up, omar

that play was a DP in your sleep even five years ago.

come on Godzirra!
I left but I came back.......I can't quit you!!
masochist!
I know! It's horrible!!!
I like when they dive for a foul ball 15 feet out of their reach

Like when they chase fouls that end up 15 rows into the stands.

5 errors on the night for the White Sox
and two runs

We. Are. Awesome.

Oh come on Howie!
Dammit, Howie!
Matusi blows and Howie can't run the bases
Let's go Napoli, let's go

clapclapclap

matsui

go back to the yankees

yeah throw to 2nd stupid
Lebron to sign with the Heat

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/67957/20100708/report_lebron_to_pick_miami_heat/

That kind of ruins the ESPN special doesn't it?
I hope it does

ESPN blows

don't believe the hype until he says it himself

i have a feeling all these “sources” are just trying to throw people off… gonna be a cav again

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Can this team do shit
fffff

this angel team

What about Karmis?
I miss June.
All the Angels I used to cheer for

they’re an illusion to me now

you're left with howie and tori

just how arte wants it ?

Aybar!
true

considering his shitty start, he’s been really good lately to get the avg up

At least no one got picked off 2B

or thrown out stealing…

Naps == 7 LOBsters tonight FAIL

Cheap ass Matsui is to blame as well

he’s in a real funk

lol

we can throw away extra LOB, makes the heartburn happy

I think the team's nickname for now should be Red LOBsters.
this game is wacarnolds
all the struggles

and i bet we aint trading for nothing good come trade deadline

the angels need to or else they aren't making the playoffs
This team used to be fun and exciting
Yes, those "Free Brandon Wood" days
The Angels need to get a bat and a pitcher or I can not seeing them do jack this year
3 or 4 bats and a bullpen
Good ol Rodney
give it to those sox fans though

past midnight

They're still there becuase none of them have jobs
5 errors vs. 5 hits

shit

And now the White Sox are beating up Napoli
According to Terry smith

Torii and HK are hitting a combined .630 in the series and the rest a whopping .130!! Playlets here we come!!!

I'm so excited for the playlets!
There are no small parts, only small plays.
Haha damn phone!
I have a feeling torii is gonna have a "moment"

and call the entire team out

can he include management?

because this is their showcase on display nightly

sure, but...

he has sucked himself quite nicely too…spade calling a spade…not so sure that is going to fly if it happens.

When was the last time a team got five errors and won handily?
Ahem, um

W6G?

5 errors by them and we're still losing

wow

Welcome to July Angels Baseball!
Last July we were torrid and awesome.
True, I should have said July 2010 Angels Baseball
Ok then!

I’m trying to remember if we took a few days into July to really pick it up last year, too. Maybe even until about now. But no use making false comparisons here!

i cant believe omar vizquel is still around
He's not. He died last month.
nba free agency

is more excited then angel baseball these days

No doubt. Lebron to Miami.
That was crazy high for a called strike
Pretty sure that was the "I just want to get to sleep" strikezone
u really

think lebron is going to miami

Well either way

I really don’t care.

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/67957/20100708/report_lebron_to_pick_miami_heat/
So, positives! The bullpen didn't give up a run
Rivera McAnulty Woods
Back to back to back
aka flag of surrender
We might see McAnulty get 4 strikeouts

the much lauded silver sombrero.

I think it's the platinum sombrero actually
and im going to start calling b wood brandon woods
Rodney's still playing with house money
that bottom order if beastly
The whiskey ain't working anymore
yeah, I tried that too...
We need to at least tie it

I picked 6 on pregrame Ks

damn I lost already. Go to hell Rodney

the one night i need him to get no strike outs.

mcanulty = antithesis of angels baseball (if there even is a thing)
can the McAnulty be over please?
3 stooges up this inning for us
easiest save ever????
Juarning Track has been worthless this season...

no wonder he is stressed out!

new rule!

only one sub .200 hitter per lineup

could we field one?
k3yerout Juarning Track
worthless
see dictionary for "Flail" and there is a pic of Juan
like someone else said, I hate watching Juan Rivera play baseball
How many games back do we have to be before we become sellers?

I hate watching Juan Rivera play baseball.

wow

pathetic

Do you ever post when we're winning?
Pretty sure he doesn't
No.
not that we'd remember if he did

been a long time since they had a lead

Probably not

fell off the band wagon.

could have the trifecta this inning
this is what interleague play would look like

if a team batted 4 pitchers

starting to think that homer was a fluke for anusty
He's a AAA hitter

And he hit it off a AAA pitcher.

McAnulty's average below .100 now
that's lower than Wood
Terry called this a "heavyweight matchup"

stop, you’re killing me

Holy Shit!

McAnulty hit the ball in play!

we should sign and trade for LeBron
When is Izzy coming back?
doesnt matter

slap hitting wont do squat for this white flag of a lineup

I disagree, this team just plays better when Gazoo is in the lineup
i think players like him are the reason this team stalls in the playoffs

too many tinker toys, not enough muscle.

i’ll give you this though, the team will play better if maicer takes the place of any of the rookies or almost rookies.

Wood is going deep here
with an anchor in Lake Michigan
can we leave wood in chi-town?
It's been a hard days night

I blame Ringo

Oy, that was ugly

Uh, get ’em tomorrow?

one of the worst games of the year
just another

halo lost. This week has been bad

Woody lines it CF to end it...

Just another 2010 Halo suckage…damn it! Good night John boy!

at the very least can we cut salary?
fff

 this team. good nite yall.

Wood appears equally disinterested,

no matter which method he uses to produce an out.

Tired of turning the page....

can I burn the book?

here's hoping we get a rain out tomorrow

anything to stop the losing

Mcanulty- GTFO

Aldridge- GTFO

How many panther points

for a correct guess at the next AAAA wash out we bring over?

They'll get it together.

the west will be ours.

Yeah, let's hope!
Can we start trading in panther points for a win?
Mutha Freakin McAnulty

annoys the shit outta me bcuz he stands so far away from the first base, while he sticks his glove out in pick off position.

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