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Game Thread Two

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1st GOOO FRANKIE!

Let's go Halos
Wow, Pineiro got scratched

I guess it can get worse.

like having Kaz on the mound?

Got here late, why is Torii not playing?
"oblique strain"
wait, my bad. that's piƱata.
That's Pineiro

Torii just getting a day off I think

cuz Willits actually believe in going for base hits with RISP

minor head injury from crashing into the wall last night
Well hopefully that knocked some sense into him

and he’ll start hitting better

He strained his cheeks from smiling at the cameras too much.
Wow, Game Thread 2 in the 3rd.

Go Halos Heaven, home of the dedicated fans.

hahah especially after a terrible season ending losing streak filled with demoralizing losses

That and the first two 1/2 innings took forever to play
killing the moment
You know what they say about misery.
It was a good Stephen King book?
Break a leg?
is it really less than a year ago

that Izzy had the huge hit off of this douche in the playoffs. W/O that hit I bet the Angels lose that game as they had the vastly superior bullpen.

So KRII might be a big league pitcher

That’s at least one positive development.

lol hold up there tiger, lets see how many innings he goes b4 we declare anything

2 solid innings from a reliever is more than enough

true, i keep forgetting that he will be needed for games later in the week….. but then again no day like today to end a losing streak

can't you just see it in his stuff

the guy throws 95 easy, w/o some max effort delivery.

He's pitched about 30 innings this season

And been reasonably effective for a rookie.

think we might leave him unprotected this off season

so that we can have 5 catchers on the 40 man?

Interesting theory

Tony Reagins might hire you as a consultant.

Has anyone seen Reagins and MH252525 in the same place at the same time?
if I was really Tony

do you think I’d be on the game thread. I’m trying to work out a trade with MIL right now for Fielder. I don’t have the time for that…..

tee hee

he called you ‘tiger’

OT

Texas really ARE a-holes…they wore their red jerseys for all the games this past series and as soon as we leave, the bust out the regular white jerseys to face Oakland…

They'll break them out again for the series this weekend
not unless we wear our Red Alternate jerseys

home team gets to decide

Yea

Home team SP decides.

if we wear red they can't, our choice
But watch them find a way to do it
Umm, okay.
Where the hell was that
In the strike zone

But Martinez framed it terribly.

Worst 3rd hitter EVER!

bah… beckett is making quick work of us this inning

how many pitches did Becket just pitch in that inning?! 12?

Too anyone who cares, here is Napoli's line when batting lead off:

.318/.375/.500

Fans, I think we just found our new leadoff hitter.
Napoli in the one hole FTW!
Napoli in the A-hole

He’s been hanging with Pat the Bat

great name

A HE HE HE HE HE HE

I told ya he should lead off
I just realized that Shields and K-Rod have combined for 1 more SO than Beckett
yea but our whole team tries to avoid them like the plague

because apparently they are a worse kind of out than a flyball our grounder.

If I get fired for watching baseball at work

does that make me the ultimate fan?

No

It makes you an idiot

and a dumba.s.s
sheesh guys

It was supposed to be a joke.

sorry long season
I laughed

at the thought of someone actually putting their job on the line for this meager team

We take our baseball

(and our spelling, and grammar, and everyone else’s grammar and spelling, and even formatting) very seriously around here!

how many times

did you check the spelling and grammar before you posted this? be honest

just once

honest. :)

due to the subject

I woulda checked at least a few

about this manee tymes

common frankie, u gotta stay in the strike zone…

uh oh… now he pretty much has to give him the heater

Rich Thompson in the pen now
Send in the Choppah
Thompson Theme Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lag1fQMXUp4

This is better

Link fail

Link

different strokes for different folks

that one will work too

lol napoli hurt himself, saw him grab his achilles

nvm, just stretching i guess…

looked like he was scratching to me
its ok

Tony has a trade lineup up for Yunisky Betancout which will allow Aybar to move to 2nd and Howie to first full time.

but we really need

a slappy hitting middle infielder that we can use as a third baseman

that was the same damn pitch
Yep. This strike zone is so annoying
This strike zone is an abomination
Nice effort from K Rod II
Nice play Naps.
Nice job again Francisco
Adios

It’s time to leave work, but I can’t watch/listen on the hourish trip home. I’ll have to leave the virtual cheering in your capable hands.

Leaving for work now?

Do you work at Norad?

reading comprehension fail
it's all good :)
no radio?
not on the subway/train.
oh, my bad
not at all!

I miss driving.

nicely done halos, we arent being blown out in a game that started off terribly

the Red Sox are so not going to the playoffs

and we’ll get the better draft pick….. WIN!

easy there...

we’ve got five more innings coming from our bullpen

Say what you want about his clutchiness, Napoli isn't awful at first base.
Yep, he's been a lot better there than I expected
true

I hope he plays there a lot…on his next team

OT- Sheets injury may be career ending
keithlaw
  
#again RT @Buster_ESPN: It looks like Ben Sheets may have torn his flexor tendon.
Craig Calcaterra craigcalcaterra
  
Same Sheets injury as 2009. Career ender, I imagine
Duchscherer, Sheets

and people thought our free agents were shitty

K Rod II's era is at 3.26 and dropping
We've got a reliever who can pitch?

I don’t believe you

What's the latest word on Joel?
He was pulled from todays start
Headed for the DL?
oblique injury supposedly
well the last word from Joel was "Angels"

He mumbled I can’t believe I let my agent talk me into going to the Angels.

Strained oblique s all we heard
Shit.

That could meaning missing one start or the rest of the season.

It's a mild strain apparently

So hopefully no starts missed

He's a piano man who likes uptown girls

Lame, I know…

Yeah, that was pretty lame.
I just wish the Angels hadn't gone changing. Because it didn't please me.

I liked the Angels just the way they were (circa 2004-2009).
(I can beat anybody at corniness)

yeah... that made me laugh
After seeing this offense lately, he's been hanging out a lot with Captain Jack
C'mon Matsui.

Start the rally.

Nice play by Youk, as much as I hate to admit it
For some reason, I want to punch outsui and rivera

or at least give rivera a big high five since he hates those

Is he

a germophobe?

I think so.

I’ve seen him giving phantom high fives so he doesn’t touch hands with anyone.

That explains his lack

at catching a routine fly ball after a pitcher licks their hand, scratch their crotch etc.

Look what Youk found

Dang I really really dislike that SOB

Matsui makes Vladdy of last year look like Carl Lewis.
Not even close
Napoli with a double!

Almost as good as a triple.

NapoDouble

Almost a solo shot

ironically no one on...
Wouldn't have been a solo shot if there was anyone on

lol

He would find a way to hit a solo shot even if the bases were loaded.
Alright Naps!

Too bad there’s 2 outs.

Napoli with bases empty is a guaranteed hit
His BA with the bases empty just went up to .320
of course nobody was on
Would you have rather him made an out?
I'd rather he drove in a run for a change

When was his last RBI that wasn’t a solo shot?

His career .OPS with runners on base is .808

And it would be higher if not for this year. It’s a fluke.

C'mon Bobby, no lobster for you today!
Bobby Wilson

Napoli’s first beard transplant to another Angel was succesful

Napoli gets a hit in no pressure situation...
Damn. 3 quick outs.
my wife who knows little about baseball stats says

how come none of our players have high averages?

Yeah, remember last year

When we had a lineup where everyone was over .300. Oh the good old days.

don't the royals have pretty good batting averages?

how is that working out for them

Napoli

There are a lot of things that I get pissed off at about this team right now, but Mike Napoli getting hits is not one of them. Lighten up people.

yea a guy that can catch that leads his team in homers is the last of our problems.
not pissed...

I just think his numbers are fools gold. HR’s are fun but he’s not good defensively and doesn’t hit when you need him too. Say what you want about Bengie, he was clutch as they come.

Bengie led the league in double plays every year

The only reason his RBI numbers were high were because he made contact a lot, but he killed way more rallies than he finished off.

Let's go Skippy
Or 'Barman', as they're usually known in these parts
Wow, Ortiz actually swung at that
checking in..........

and leaving……..go Halos.

Let's start our bullpen tomorrow as well
aren't we off tomorrow?
I think so

but they can run a simulated game

We should.

Do a reverse pitchology. ’Pen goes the first 3 innings and starter ends it.

I like your thinking

it’s not like we have anything to lose

I also love this guys deck sealing products
Rex, if you are posting all this from your work,

I sure hope you aren’t an air traffic controller or something.

Let's go Halos.
what up are we winning yet?
Nope, but amazingly it's a tie game
it's tied - better than losing.
Nope

But we aren’t losing!

why in gods name would

Old ass LEE not want to play here?
What a joke

he already got a TV at Howards?
I read somewhere...

he has a disabled kid who lives in Chicago.

He did the Angels a favor.

Angels would have had to pay him $5 million for the remainder of the season. That would have been a total waste.

it's easy though to spend other people's money

just ask Obama

For a .250 average and what, 11 HR? We can do that in-house...
Willits doin his Itchyhole impression there
that was amost scary
who is going to come in and pitch now?
Thompson should have another inning in him
Nope, he has to go and change the barrel and empty a few ashtrays
All the women are chasing him because they love his accent
Mrs. Thompson's not gonna like that.

You’ll be on her blog hit list.

Not in this town...

…your accent might get you somewhere, his will have him in custody

Reggie scared me there
my eyes the goggles do nothing
my favorite simpsons line ever

Chief Wiggum: (chasing a criminal and relaying his location) I’m directly under the earth’s sun……………….. now.

I'm still laughing at that one!
did you know that willits actually has 6 career minor league HR
Nice Job Reggie!!
Good job Willits

Nice hustle!!!

Reggie Hustle

into 2nd on an infield pop that drops. Win

Willits on second

And my first F in several months.

Haven't gotten any in awhile, eh?

Sorry to hear that

I've gotten plenty

Just not of the Halo Variety.

Nice hustle Willits!

Thought I’d never cheer for him again…

Reggie Time II

Juan would have been thrown out at 1st.

Nice

He should be our everyday leadoff hitter.

are they giving Reggie a hit?
that's how I'm seeing it scored so far
That's how the game is played!
home run Reggie?
Double off a pop up to the 2nd baseman that dropped
Reggie for Panther
Poll?

Does any of our normal outfielders make it to 2nd on that play?

Related question.. Our any of our normal OF’s out at 1st on that play?

None to 2nd

yes to 1st, then they get thrown out trying to advance

I sure as heck know Vlad gets thrown out going to 2nd
the throwing out at second reminds me of vladdy's goofy baserunning :_(
Juan Rivera would still be sniffing his bat
Trout would have plated himself
Yeah, but what have you done for me lately?
What have you asked for?
Oh, just the stars, the moon, etcetera, etcetera.
That's the problem...

…expectations are too high. Expect nothing and you’re never disappointed.

alright lets get this lead
Here, take my out
I don't agree with the bunt there...

Aybar is likely gonna get him to third anyways with a grounder or flyout, might as well try for a hit.

You obviously haven't been wathing the team of late.

Willits would have got tagged out at 3rd.

lol

never mind…you are right.

Beckett got a heck of a beer gut while he was on the DL I think
Holy Shit we have a lead!
OMG

didn’t think that would happen in this game.

Thrilled, but a long way to go.

This is the high point of my week
what

HOLY SHIT

Angels Baseball right there
You Kohn say that again!
That was really nice to see

Total balls-out hustle up a run. Worth staying up for in England!

That's what Reggie is.
that looked like a Juan Rivera swing

He’s contagious.

Hud would say "Frenzied Failing"
Runner left early. Run doesn't count.

I keed, I keed.

Noing our luck it wouldn't surprise me
Quick recap anyone? Just joined. A few sentences will suffice.
only thing you should know is we are winning
haha and that is a great thing
Pineiro injured, Shields starts, bullpen does decent, Willits is actually pretty awesome
Injured?! I was wondering about that
bullpen does decent????? 3 1/3 scoreless is decent?????
Shields is technically the bullpen too, so he brought it down from good to "decent."
Joel scratched

Shields started, gave up 2
We’re now leading

Strange game

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
that about sums it up.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
Piniero late scratch

Shields started with one T, lasted 1.2, great relief from big Frankie, Wilson and Willits a couple of clutch hits … Willits made the last run and the lead with pure hustle. 3-2

Its time for Thompson to have a good outing. I like that strikeout
Yeah and Cobber Thompson looks pretty good .... mate!
Rich Thompson was a GREAT promotion

The next Jason Bulger.

Is that really a compliment?
Yes it is, Bulger saved our asses several times last year.

He’s our most valuable reliever when healthy. Can handle any inning.

I like Bulger's K/9 rate; 9.32 in 2009. 9.57 for his career.
Whatever happened to Bulger?

Is he done for the year?

I think he's re-habbing

Not sure.

still on the 15 Day DL

right shoulder soreness

Oy! Such big shoes to fill!
This is his 4th or 5th time up from AAA...

…and it’s the best he’s ever performed.

Why can't our bullpen always be like this?
G'night mate! Mind if we call ya Bruce?
Bruce? what are you a poofter?
Rule No. 5 - Noooooooo F-bombs!
Bobby is such a clank. Jesus.
Thanks alot Bobby EFFING ABREU!!!!!

A freakin single if Reggie’s playing RF. You turn it into a triple.

Reggie doesn't have the arm to keep that to a single

Maybe Salmon guns him down at 2nd

Remove head from Ass Booby
"my life in the cave"

A biographical novel. B. Abreu

WTF, get rid of him
Carl Crawford's agent is loving this.
I even miss vladdy's reaction to misplaying balls.

but i’m just pissed at bobby. no redemption.

King of the Hill, "Damn't Bobby".
Im gonna run on the field and...

Kick him in the balls so next time a ball comes to him he’ll remeber that protecting your balls is important and always make sure you keep them in front of you

nice shot of Kohn adjusting his balls

Gooby and Rojas got a kick out of it

Add halowood into that mix as well
Butcher - Uggh...don't suck...mate
superior coaching
Atta boy Willits -- do not let Bobby near the ball!
That's what Torii was doing last night.

I guess Reggie didn’t get the word

Willits to Bobby

“just let me handle this one”

Good on yer Bruce fair dinkum!
I think Reggie has just slid into my current favorite Halo role......

vacated by Hokie Joe.

i think its a rule to root for the little guy on a team
and the fact that he hustles and is not Juan rivera makes it ten time better
nice!

By the time this posts, of course, things could be wildly different, but it was nice to come out above ground and see a lead! Sounds like Choppah’s done well, too.

Choppah got through it despite Chuppa's best efforts
Lets rip Beckett a new one
yeah

i want to see him lose to the angels bullpen

Booby still good at hitting fouls!
lets hold em lets go halos
Juan Rivera AS A DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jimmy Hoffa as defensive replacement
just put one of those screens they use for bp in left

it won’t miss anything and will have the same range

Atta boy skip

next time put it where he can’t avoid it

Choppah!

Bowl it at Youk’s dome!

thompson's head hunter reminds me of in little league

when you’d try and throw it up and in to see if you could hit the other guy’s bat :rofl:

wow thompson looks ugly so far this inning
Youkilis got revenge
indeed he did.
Should've just hit him
This one might go 5 days, like Test cricket
Or our bullpen might come in and start giving up a boatload of sixes like Twenty20 cricket
man i hate that guy
Tried to get too many innings out of him
But why take him out?

Like we have anyone better to put in?

You know, now that Rivera is in the game.

I thought Soth's

flowchart said Jeps 7th, Rodney 8th, Fuentes 9th.

Soth's flowchart also says lasagna post 9th ...

but perhaps those days are over

Plan

Trade for Adam Dunn. Flounder anyway.

Let Adam Dunn walk.

Fail to sign Kaleb Cowart.

Enjoy three of the first 30 picks of the 2011 draft.

PROFIT.

You forgot

Sign Carl Crawford

We might get Granderson
I didn't know he was available
We might get Granderson
yea but to get Dunn

we’d have to give up more than 2 draft picks worth of players.

Probably, but the caliber of next year's picks would probably make up for it.

And if we continue the mediocrity this year we can sign whoever we want without giving up picks.

wtf, if this thing goes extra innings...
wood will finally get PT.

at pitcher

Wow. I just got in..

one of those work through lunch days then looked at the clock and went…CRAP…and then saw shields got the nod? CRAP.

Then…

Crap.

Then I TOOK a crap.

and now Yook. Scree YOOOOOOOOOOO.

err

screw Yoooooooook…

This one's gonna leave the yard
I have a feeling that Rivera is gonna cost us the game
I used to really like that guy

What the hell happened to him.

metal rod..... leg......

age…….

If that happens, you should be banned
I kind of think the opposite

I think he’s gonna get a walkoff hit tonight. Call me crazy if you must.

is he going to hit a foul ball off of horseface on the pitch before?
Do not jinx us
Wasn't there

a game this year that went like 22 innings and some position players had to pitch?

i wanna say

it was a Mets involved game

I think that was the Mets/Cards game.
Yep, that was the big one. I think there was a Red Sox game that needed position players to pitch too.

I recall either McDonald or Hall pitching an inning

I heard a game went so long once, we had to put in Brandon Wood
that's what i really

want to see…I bet he’d be of great use in the bull pen…but nobody wants to take a chance on Wood..oh nvm

yea why is he on the 25 man roster???

Angels could have saved like 200K by just going with a 24 man roster to start July and used it to help get Crawford.

or more

rally gnomes…

Yes

http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=300417124

If our game today goes extra innings at all, we’re screwed.

Who throws for the Halos if it goes extras?
I say Maicer

he’d be quick with it

The amazing Juancho out-ranges Willits for a can o' corn
Honestly, I would start Reggie Willits every game the rest of the season

At least he can catch the damn ball

And get on base

at a higher rate than anyone else on this team.

You're right
and he has a good OBP going on.
And plays like he gives a crap about winning

Can’t believe I am typing this

Damn right he does
I'll never say anything bad about Reggie Willits

He plays his heart out. Unlike Juan “Huevon” Rivera

Beltre having a great year. The secret?

Get the hell away from the Mariners.

ok, nice job Rich....

it’s tied again – could have been worse

Soild three innings from Rich
Yup. 51 pitches, 32 strikes and 19 balls.
5 Ks

Very solid

survived

FRaudney’s next most likely

Angels next promotion

Weird Beard Night.

It is an assault to the mind to have to listen to Angels broadcasters....

…not to mention physically painful to the ears.

Let’s hope Beckett’s arm falls off this inning.

terry is doing a good job on the radio
I don't think they are that bad.

Their inside jokes kinda get annoying, but I like Rojas. Doesnt sugar coat it.

except with the cotton candy
Gotta say

Hard not to be impressed by our bullpen at this point.

Agree, except for Shields.
I've already put his abomination behind me

He’s our “emergency starter” from now on, and no longer part of the bullpen.

Holy shit that's a lot of bees
What the hell are the moths doing out in July???!!! WTF!?
Bees are freaking scary
as neurotic as i am

I am oddly unafraid of bees, wasps, spiders

Only bees for me

I ran into a hive at my great grandmother’s house when I was 7, been terrified ever since.

did you at least get the honey?
It got stolen by some mentally handicapped bears
i'm okay with bees.

wasps get me though.
they can sting more than once. that makes the stinger a weapon and not a defense mechanism.

get those obnoxious red sox fans
and you thought

it was just (Salt Lake) BEES on the FIELD

one can hope
One B I would be happy to get rid of is B(eckett)
I remember a few years ago when SLC was the affiliate for the Twins

Minnesota came into town to play SLC in an exhibition game. The Stingers won 4-3.

If the Bees played the Angels right now, I’d give the Bees a pretty good shot at winning.

Angels should move their AAA team back to Edmonton or Vancouver.
wasn't that the premise of Major League 3?
I don't know

But it said a lot for the state of the Twins franchise at the time.

Yes

is it sad I saw that movie?

the Angels used to play their AAA team

right before the season started… don’t know why they stopped it. I rather liked it.

They didn't feel like losing?

MLB guys don’t have to anything to gain by winning, whereas the AAA have everything to gain by winning. It probably made MLB guys uncomfortable.

I take back what I have said about Reggie

He can start every day for the rest of the season, as far as I am concerned. Juan and Bobby can split time in RF, and they also can share time with Hideki at DH.

Juan should be playing right

Stronger arm then Bobby, and less ground to cover. I don’t know why we don’t.

why is that security guy running with his seat

I’d much prefer he leave obstacles in the way.

that was like the retreat scene in Saving Private Ryan

That guy hauled ass but he took his gear with him

Looks like this one ends on Thursday

British Standard Time. Love early games.

You guys have Thursdays in the UK?

You crazy europeans you

If we lose today

they should have quarter beer day at the Big A, and the fans should tear the stadium apart like wild hyenas.

hahahahahahaha
Quote of the year
are we winning yet?
Nope, tied
Not until I get home.

20-minute walk from pub to front door. Wish me luck! Hope I don’t miss anything cool ….

Try not to get mugged or run over this time
My daughter is running around the house

singing the One West Bank jingle

i am stuck with

sleep train

Buddy sent this from 321

Says there’s 3 swarms and this one is the biggest, about 10 feet above his head.

That’s a lotta bees, man.

I would leave

And I never leave ballgames early

Leave the section, at least.
At the very least
rats now bees

get out

and an ugly old lizard.
rats, bees, red sox fans

vermin everywhere

at least the horse is not there everyday

but today he is

I've seen a swarm in section 240

They came out of the rocks, my family all moved up to higher seats.

Hey, what's this?

Snooping photobucket pictures

It's one guy being awesome
party time

WOW

Try picture 16
that was in the OC Weekly

The author is the music editor. Funny writeup, but that guy’s a douche.

Made me laugh
Yep

To the OC Weekly, not the guy being a douche. Can’t vouch for that.

I try and post that here before the first Doyers series of the season.

That's Trey Anastasio gettin down with some sorority girls backstage
I hsve more confidence in K-Rod 2 and Thomspon than I have in Rodney, that's bad
bad, but completely justified
But entirely understandable
Are Rodney and Fuentes contractually obligated

to walk every single leadoff man even if they are hitting 205

They might be, seems like the best explanation for this.
it appears to be so
Rodney at it again
Rodney blows

Throw Strikes!

nothing like back to back walks late in a game when pitching is already depleted...

….)!#($#)$(#)$( #$)@#($ @#)( RODNEY!

not happy until he jump starts a rally
on second thought

you suck Rodney

on second thought

you suck Rodney

Rodney is so f'ing awesome.
I see Rodney is trying to solve our "what if this game goes into extra innings" dilemma
He's a true team player

He doesn’t want to exhaust the bullpen.

Hey Rodney

Oliver Perez thinks your control is bad

What the balls Rodney

Everyone else was getting it done.

I hope its a set up for a DP
He's actually just setting up the TP
soth looked PISSED in the dugout.
When you walk the 7 and 8 batters to start an inning, what the hell?
Even Gamecast hates him

Look! Its says “F Rodney”

Fernando

has no commando

Butcher: "Which one of you infielders want to pitch next?"
Our bullpen makes me angry
we have a bullpen?
Innings 2-7 say yes
Only in the loosest sense of the word

I can’t use the proper word for it, since I used my F-bomb this month already.

As long as they make less than $1 million.

The expensive guys (Shields, FRod, Fuentes) all suck.

You're kidding me
Fernando Rodney

Is only the third best reliever the Angels have brought into this game.

He's giving Shields a run for his money right now
Well I figured we'd blow it sooner or later
great bases loaded
Umm you can make a throw to first Callapso
No respect, Rodney
Triple Play. oh yeah
Can't Ervin

come in and throw just this inning?

Screw Reagins for thinking Rodney was a major league pitcher

his WHIP last year was basically the same as Speiers, the same guy he released from a multi million dollar contract

But...But...

Save Percentage!

Speier had the better xFIP
Now Rodney is happy

up to his knees in crap

K the side or give up a slam.

Make this spectacular.

Your wish is granted
Damn. I should have wished for a pizza.
+ beer.

Wonder if Rodney has a similar problem to Kazmir’s “shoulder strain”?

I just called it “sucking”

98, 99

on the last two piches

apparently he was just finishing warming up on the first three batters...

…..?

Now he pumps the zone...

…with the bases loaded.

Smells like

base clearing triple to left field

Patterson

HR away from the cycle

In case anyone cares

Tigers acquired Jhonny Peralta.

bases juiced, nobody out...

anybody expecting two popups & shallow fly ball to right?

It's the Red Sox batting

not Angels

Thanks Rodney.
There goes our streak of not being swept at home
Scutaro

Grandslam

Just another Halo failure.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
That was the most predictable fucking thing ever
Would've been even more predictable if it had been Jason "The Grand Slam Specialist" Bulger on the mound...
All you can do is laugh it off at this point...
FUCK YOU REAGINS

FUCK YOU RODNEY

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL FERNANDO RODNEY
OMG

Awful..just awful

Bye bye 2010.
Rodney is just plan worthless

Nice bullpen… CLAP CLAP CLAP SHOOT MYSELF!

sadly, this made me LOL

not cuz you know, you’re dead, but…great delivery.

Rodney

left that on a tee!

Well

That was fun while it lasted

Rodney is now the 4th best pitcher we have used today.
when you can throw 99

why even throw him a changeup…. all Percival ever did was throw 98

I hope the entire team beats the snot out of Rodney
Not even worth using an F-bomb on his stupid ass
Or this entire team for that matter
How about that

Rodney’s ERA came back to earth with one swing of the bat.

yep 4.46

Reagins is paying mega bucks for a guy with a 4.46 ERA. Get that @#$ out of the FO

.......

….. _ ……..

SUICIDE HOTLINE IS JAMMED

One step closer to a protected 1st round pick

That will be important when we sign Crawford.

no its cool guys. he struck out the next guy.
2010 has been a bad year to be an Angels fan.
You know what?

I don’t even feel too sick right now. I got all of it out of my system last night and accepted we don’t have a chance this year. I’m just gonna relax and enjoy the rest of the season and hope that our September call-ups show us something.

the cheer in the stadium

pissed me off just as much

white flag

i officially give up on the 2010 season.

Go A’s!

What he said...
we still got a chance
Rodney should give the Angels concession speech later
Pile of Shit!

I hate Rodney

oh, look, now he strikes 'em out.
stepping into time machine

set for March 11, 2011

what free agents did we get???????????how does our line up look?????????
i am getting into and will see you then
hahahaha

(im crying)

wow.

I’m actually OK with not beong able to watch/listen to the game. “Grand slam” was really not what I’d hoped to see when my phone eventually loaded Scooter’s play.

now he gets a fucking K

…..ugh… alrighty… I’m officially down to Tank the rest of the season. There is no way we catch the rangers the way we play

I'm reall not even mad

and that’s sad. I’ve reached the indifferent stage.

What a foreign feeling. We’re going to turn into fucking lookout landing now.

Rodney, 7 million dollars 4 ER 0.1 IP Thompson 400 K 30 IP 1 R 5 K's.

We spend our money on relievers because?

And Justin Speier: $5.25 million. On vacation.

The front office needs to learn from this fiasco of 2010.

I've seen enough -- I'm going to go pour myself a drink
So the guys who normally pitch in the middle innings or in blowouts manage 7 IP and 3 ER

And the guy who pitches the 8th has given up 4 ER in a third of an inning.

so he gives up a grandslam

and we still have to watch him walk guys. FUCK YOU TOO Soth

Well guys, it's been fun

Have a nice afternoon.

I’m out

I think

its because of the home field advantage. Rodney dosen’t pitch that well on the road.

You know, living in Vegas

I’m sure I can make some income betting on the outcome of Angels games…like giving up a GS for $1,000!

White flag

I’m done…maybe we’ll get rid of some of these bums before Saturday and get to see some of the kids get a shot.

so anyone ready for

FOOTBALL
GO 49ers

lol fantasy drafting as we speak

College football

Go Ducks!

Go Seahawks!

ugh why even bother…

wow, halo fans, if we continue to watch them this season we really are masochists ….

we were warned about Rodney...

we just didn’t listen.

yep by Tigers fans

WE DIDN"T LISTEN! < enter jpg of south park global warming episode>

I broke the dam
I hope Youk scores just to make Rodney's ERA even higher

damn POS can’t even wear his hat straight. Get his gansta ass off the Angels

+1…. maybe TR will cut him

nah he's still on the hook for next year.
Soth should just punch him in the face, tell him to finish the game and then go and sit down again
maybe he just told him to go clean out his locker and never come back
Almost good enough...

…he should still’ve punched him in the face

Someone tell me Sosh punched him in the face when he took the ball from him
Even worst

we didn’t slap his a$$ as he walked off the field…

Well at least football starts soon

I get to see Matt Leinart lead my Cards to……..Fuck it I’m going into a self induced coma until Spring.

I can't believe I saw this game sober, and at work no less...
definitely shouldn't STAY sober...

…even AT work.

Does Team Anti-Rodney win the argument yet?
The jury has returned a unanimous verdict...

…proceed to sentencing

I concede

Although we could do Team Anti-_ for any player not named Weaver and Santana, and that team would win the argument, too.

I'm a glutton for punishment, time to get Kohn'd
Let's see what you got today Kohn
DAD OF VLAD is

already in Spring Training

Reggie

get some runners on base and Willits can clear them the same way Scutaro did. Wait…are the corners more than 250? Damn it…nevermind!

Big Papi gets KOHN'D!!!!
STFD Again Ortiz
effin Dominican Republic Mo Vaughn look-alike
RODNEY SUCKS ASS!

Nothing new here!

why is callaspo in the top of our order!

Let's Do Some Head Huntin'

Maybe Lackey will come out of the dugout and get punched in the mouth.

this loss hurts more than the root canal i got yesterday
Kohn's first mlb K!
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to 1975.

Now let’s see what kind of fans you guys are made of.

it's true...

I was there – I remember it now… I had put it away but now it’s becoming clear.

Dave Chalk was my hero

I even wore #7 in little league

Even the cat senses failure..

literally 20 seconds after the GS, my cat barfed all over my desk. Since he couldn’t post (as he has before) this was his way of expressing his feelings about the Angels season

that's great.

not that the cat barfed but that it knew exactly what the feelings were.

Everyone quit bitching.

Just start betting all your money against the Angels and make some money off this misery.

can't do it.

Can’t pull a Pete Rose.

Can’t get any takers for the Angels.

Napoli slipped in Youkolisussuss's sweat puddle
We will fall back to .500 at the end of the game
Guys....

Speier’s WHIP when Reagins cut him………. 1.475
Rodney’s WHIP this season over 1.6

Jim Abbott’s ERA + when he was cut 66
Kaz’s ERA + this year 62

It would be better if the Angels players were complete shitbags,

instead of just playing like complete shitbags. At least throughout most of the ’90s we knew that our players sucked.

Oh no

Not agIn.

This was actually much, much worse.

We got decent pitching from emergency fill-in bullpen guys, only to have Rodney serve the game to Boston.

bingo.

Same as last time Rodney pitched, you seriously sent the 90mph variety fastball down main street? SERIOUSLY? On Purpose? You’re not Greg Finesse MAddux. You throw Gas. And a chageup when you need to keep ’em off balance. Throw the rest of “the arsenal” out.

oh, and also? don’t pitch anymore.

MassivE suckage.

I just got off the plane from seattle. Sitting in the backseat with my iPhone.

Kohn comes in and shuts the door on the middle of the Red Sox lineup

The man has worth.

i'm glad he lowered his 27.00 ERA
Hahahaha

That was funny

Transformation?
well, at least we got a Kohnsolation prize after FRodney's fiasco
what is the prize?

We’re losing by 4 now.

probably sarcasm... sorry the detector is broken.
The prize is Kohn>Rodney
Shut the Fuck up Gubi

3 ER against the Angels in 7 innings is nothing to brag about

they really need to listen up...

Shut up or you might get hurt.
Angel fans are not in the mood for your stupid comments.

This just keeps getting better and better.

okay… all we need to do is get three guys on base, someone hit a grandslam, THEN someone hits a solo…..unfortunately boston will probably score another 3 in the 9th…

Pinhead

Gone 6 to 8 weeks

Thank god Haren is alright at least.
so what's our rotation now? Weaver, Haren, Santana, Bell and Palmer?
Yep, at least until Kazmir comes back
Really?

That just about puts the cherry on it

AWESOME!

Nothing like timing. Wait, TR! Trade more pitchers for OSwalt! THEN trade Trumbo and Conger and Bourjos and Trout and Napoli and Wood for Dunn AND Fielder….

Cuz “we’re not giving up on this season”.

ihatemylife

Thank God Derek Lee refused the trade

Who knows what arms we would have given up

that would have a disaster
I kind of want Brandon Wood to pinch hit

and they just said pineiro is out 6-8 weeks

SILVER LINING GUYS, SILVER LINING

K-Rod 2 and Thompson have proven to be major league relivers and Mike Kohn has proven he can step up.

No silver lining here
Pinero out 6-8 Weeks
Did they just say Pinero out 6 to 8 weeks....

hahaha you #%@# idiot Reagins….. traded for Callaspo who is the fucking mirror image of guys we already had with 2 starting pitching prospects.

wow…i think its time to start selling off pieces like napoli and abreu while they have some value

We'll take Napoli...

lol if you give us Neftali feliz and hunter

I don't want him THAT bad.
dude don't go for Hunter

it’s smoke and mirrors. How many pitchers win consistently with 89 mph fastballs.

maddux

Had insane offspeed pitches to offset his fastball

lol he didnt say anything about other pitches :)

You were advocating getting Hunter

He’s no Maddux

hahha but he is also much better than bell and palmer lol

This is true

We’re more or less fucked any 4th or 5th game now

Yep, Hunter has had a lot of good luck this season
I've seen him get up as high as 94 with his FB.

The kid just knows how to pitch. He pounds the strike zone and doesn’t back down from hitters. He mixes his pitches up pretty well. I don’t know how much of it is smoke and mirrors or luck. It also helps that he has a solid defense behind him. He’s definitely a pitch to contact guy and isn’t going to strike a ton of guys out though. But, he’s a legit middle to back of the rotation guy.

legit middle to back of the rotation guy

’member when we had those guys in Anaheim?

RE: your sig

I think today was stabbing No. 151 for us… Enjoy your team’s season in the sun. :)

hi guys hows it going!?
Nothing to see here.

Just your everyday train wreck. Into the side of a flaming fire truck. Careening over a cliff. Landing onto a sinking ship. Full of dynamite.

Good times.

positives.

day game, wont have to waste my time after work.

i think i will paint a door jam tonight.

Need help? I can hold the beer.
Can I request that you paint it red

using Fernando Rodney’s blood?

What's our rotation now

Weaver, Haren, Santana……………….. Bell……… Palmer……….

LMAO at Tony Ragina

This season is beyond busted, we're going to duking it out with the M's for the cellar
We suck but we don't Seattle suck

hahah i wish i was able to watch chone’s attack on his manager lol

We're having a bloody good crack at it
How quickly this season collapsed.

At the start of July, I thought we were headed in the right direction, even without Morales. 9 games over .500 and seeming to improve day-to-day.

As of today with this abortion of a game, the season is truly over.

just go with a 3 man rotation and a forfeit every fourth game.
hmmm would save the bullpen
we have a bullpen? (v2.0)
!No worries, our offense will just have to carry this team here on out!
maybe we can get the #1 pick in the draft?

hahahah with our defense, bullpen, and offense (or lack thereof), we can get darn close…. if only weaver would stop trying like the rest of his teamates

Why? Is there some scrappy SS tearing it in H.S somewhere?
Haren must be wondering if he can somehow retroactively void the trade.

Plead insanity or false advertising…

If Bobo Abobo hits a long ball here, we're sort of back in this game.
If my grandma had a dick

she’d be my grandpa

you’re forgetting then we’d have fuentes come in and would give up another 2 runs

since you guys are all on Naps about him hitting when it doesn't matter

I demand that at least 5 people get on Callaspo for getting his first XBH with us in a meaningless ab.

I've been calling him Collapso from day 1

lets go Abreu, we gotta raise your trade value!

I leave my desk for FIFTEEN freakin minutes...

AND THIS!

I never use my F bomb. And I have been trying to stay composed all season.

but…

FUCK THIS!!!!!!!

You think Arte raises ticket prices after this abomination of a season???

I’m thinking he might even have to lower ticket prices. Only reaon a lot of people renewed this year was because of the ASG, and now that they do these 1/2 of seats and stuff all the time… me thinks a lot of season seats will become available next year.

Free bees with purchase.

to go with my rat burger...

no thanks

To be fair they had a great excuse for the rats

You see they didn’t clean things very often.

didn't they try to save OT money

by waiting to clean until the morning?

Ortiz must have got stung, he looks kinda swollen
Nope

His ’roids have specific instruction…Do not use at above 60 degree temp

Rivera 3 run dinger makes this game VERY interesting.
Stop creating the illusion of hope
you can always hope

it might not work but hope is all we got right now.

hahah someone should make a shopping list thread for off-season acquisition, cuz this season is over. Lets just hope texas loses today, tomorra, and the rest of the season lol

Juan"Frosted Tips" Rivera
Tony reagins is sitting in a velour chair right now

with a big grin on his face, extremely proud of his tactical decisions.

I wonder if he's wearing a red polo

afraid of someone asking him for another interview????

So anyone now wishing we didn't trade away SOS

lol i wished that even before piniero went down…. callaspo is useless. he is just as good as who we already have..

then we would only have three 3rd basemen
Brandon Wood is no 3rd baseman and should be included in any calculations of said third basemen
yea thats obviously not enough...........

we need 5 catches on the 40 man….

and 4 3B on the 25…..

Tradition!

OR every single LHP in our system except for Reckling...who we just demoted to AA so no one would take him
1-45

When trailing into the 8th. The 1 win was against Ganesha High.

Ganesha High's 3'rd baseman is tearing it up

maybe we should trade palmer for him

HE wasn't playing, that's why the Angels won.
Rivera got robbed
The Angels are just a lucky team
gosh Terry - you don't have to sound so excited.
I know huh

I thought that sh*t was gone

Ha Ha

Not a single break

Robbed....

that’s how the season rolls

FKING BILL HALL!!! That was our shot.
Position player to pitch please

Show em you’re pissed off Soth

MAybe Wood can pitch

Seriously, at this point? its a statement Wood – - You’re never playing 3B/SS again
Bullpen: You teh Suck.

Even Better...

Bring in Kaz

In that case send Butcher out to the mound, they're his guys
Bring in Mathis to pitch

He’s bad at everything else, there has to be some reason he’s a major leaguer

The Frosted Tip

Did not eat his frosted flakes. Have some bread with that jam.

Had Rivera not been robbed....

It would have been 7- 4 with runners at 1st and 3rd with the tying run at the plate.

I hate my life right now

aite….. im done punishing myself for today…. and tomorrow I get a day off from the pain that is being an angel fan…..see you gents on friday.

You know the best thing Reagins did this season

was get Frandsen for free…. then he goes and F’s that up by getting a replica for starting pitching……

Frandsen 9 BB’s to 6 K’s on the season.

I'm going to have to disagree on Frandsen being the best thing he's done
and the worst thing he did was to leave the armored car out in front of Rodney's condo
LoL We walked another lead off batter...

…seriously, Hermida is a FIRECRACKER. That guy just starts stuff…

lesigh

That's why Hermida's name sounds like a disease

Cross between herpes and chlyamdia. Just starts stuff.

I would have preferred Sosh not to send Kohn out again

should let him finish on a high note

Tim Wakefield in the 9th?

Maybe we do have a chance

I think Kohn is trying to show how awful Rodney was, by example.
don't need to show me...

I already knew

Jesus, isn't it the SAME PLAYERS

…as last innings debacle?

Jesus, isn't it the SAME PLAYERS

…as last innings debacle?

I wonder

if they will bring in Foo went tes to blow the lead?

are we winning?
I was thinking Boston could use him
in the race for high 2011 draft picks

yes

somehow this doesn't excite me all that much with Tony

in charge. He’ll probably trade said high draft pick for magic beans.

Dan Haren is magic beans?
His ERA is HIGHER than

Fernando Rodney’s…….

Because ERA is the only stat that matters for pitchers?
yea striking out a lot of guys

sandwiched in between tons of hard hit balls, does have some minimal value I guess, especially with the Angels defense.

If you are a short reliever and your era is > 4.40, YOU SUCK!
We are looking for

things that make sense. If it is a fit, we will look into changes that make sense.

I hate scutaro
NICE job Kohn!!!!!!!!

FINALLY someone K’s him

Look at the bright side

Sell, if we can … then use the last 2 months to blood some of our young studs

to blood???
I guess we're vampires
Vampires abound
Yeah get them in games, get them used to the bigs
k(ohn)3yerout Scutaro
rev is pissed

if the angels lose
no one will visit this site

naw, we're addicts
like the rangers?
Yeah

Otherwise we’d all be gone already

yup there are still more games to be played

Have to go somewhere and watch with people who know out pain.

On the plus side, we held the deadly Darnell McDonald

to an 0-for-5 with 2 whiffs and 6 LOB

Does anyone believe that the Angels organization knows what they are doing
blind faith forever
Minus the signings of GMJ and Rodney

Yes

more than Jackie Autry

less than teams whose GM’s didn’t go to College of the Desert

If he only went to College of the Desert

This would be valid.

Good job Kohn

Sosh – let him leave having done a good job.

September 1st will be on August 1 this year

Let the call ups begin

Agreed. I give up. A day later than Rev
Halowood must be pumped to see that Kohn job
Kohn-job

Hahahaha

he cant type when he pitchs

unlike us who have two hand on the keyboard

He is. Read above.

He is spinning this game as being !this close! to Kohn sneaking into a chance for the win.

Nicely done, KKKohn!
Not bad Kohny

Is this his first time pitching in the bigs?

2nd, he pitched on Monday.
he pitched Monday night but totally blew
Maybe when

the Angels and Red Sox play at Angels Stadium, the result will be different.

what will happpen first

Howie batting title or angel WS title?

Yeah... the Mariners FO still makes me laugh....
The Giants inquired on Mariners closer David Aardsma, MLBTR has learned. However, the Mariners countered by offering Aardsma and Jose Lopez for Pablo Sandoval and were turned down.

I guess a blind squirrel….

Wow.
Lopez is worse than Wood...

At least Brandon is young…

hahaha

hahahahaa

i would do that

and cash too

That's why you aren't doing that.
Oh Mariners
Jeff Sullivan is spinning in his witty grave right now
Which one died, Jeff or his wit?
Reminds me

of Monopoly. lol

Wow.

Nice try?

/snicker

Is this the same GM that the DBacks have?
well no.... but the SF GM has been know for some headscratchers
Howie Kendrick

exhibit #1 on why Hacker needs to go. Dominated every level of the minors….

Hacker hasn’t gotten him to hit for average, to draw walks, to hit for power………

he has gotten him to do a whole lot of that though

only think right field.

hey MH, what do you think of Scioscia's performance this year?
I don't think he bunts enough
no manager could win w/

the crap job TR did

per Terry...there will be some serious "soul searching" in the Angels clubhouse come tomorrow

duhhhhhhhh

Hope they search for some clutch hitting

and lights out pitching

why?

Just let them go home and stay there. Don’t come back until Friday morning. And only show up if you want to play to win. If not find another job.

NOW that would be a hoot...have them go find a REAL job like the rest of us!

PRICELESS!

What REAL job would let us sit here and watch this disaster for 3 hours?
I wasn't working...

I was listening while driving with my daughter while practicing for her driver’s test. She thought I was grabbing the hand rail because of her driving…it was Scutaro hitting a GS! She asked me if that was good or bad for my team…I said, “very bad!” :((

at least Rodney will be the pitcher of record

He SO deserves the loss

Burn that mother down
k3yerout...time for some "soul searching" you worthless pieces of crap!

Rodney=BOTG squared!

didn't we agree it was already to the ffth power?

probably… :((

and....

annnd….It’s over

The curse of the

Arizona Diamondbacks….thanks Haren.

this happened
long before Haren came. This is TrAdition

i cant wait for july to leave

WORST MONTH EVER

Well, at least that's over...
to all BoSux fans...

Get out of my stadium

and thanks for the stubhub profits.
that would be from loser Angels fans

who sell their tickets to sux’s fans just for profit.

Yeah, those rich fucking losers
selling off your tickets to the suxs makes you a loser.

No matter how much money you make.

i take it you're typing on your iphone

from angels stadium. in your seat.

I didn't sell or have any for today's game, but...

i am pretty sure that there is no way to determine who is buying your tickets, fart smeller, er uh, smart feller.

angelsfan7 to be fair they had seats your fans should have had.

but that is not what i wanted to say . most of you all here on hh are true to your team .and you ALL should be proud of that , it could have gone the other way this whole series ,you came out on top last year ,it is not over yet . i love it when we face you folks it is baseball the way it should be played! but can we all say we want the mfy’s to go down as well as tampon bay ! i was pulling for you folks last year.

its over\
when your 8th inning guy gives up a GS to someone like Scutoro. To put it in Halo terms, that’s Aybar hitting a GS against Joe Nathan or Mo Rivera

Rodney is no Mo

maybe
Willis instead. Can u imagine Willis hitting a GS?

sorry

but I think most Halo fans will be pulling for the Rays. they play the way the Halos USED to.

RED SOXS

suck
blow me

Fernando Rodney plays baseball the way it should be played?

Wow. :)

stop pandering and go home, ass-kisser
wow i guess your name should be

NO we can’t!

I want to light you on fire.
feel free

i came on here to give a tip of the cap to you folks ……………….and i still will you can not speak for all of hh

Something tells me the Rev is busy typing up a game recap for the ages
or slitting his wrists...
Why look forward to 2011.

The same bozo that got us in this mess is going to be leading the charge next year.

Whoozat?

The guy that just got us Dan Haren?

The guy who just got this team assfucked into oblivion by a broke ass ranger team in a pile of shit division

How was dan haren working out for the D-backs?

Uh, well

He was the best player on the team, if that’s what you’re asking. He’s not a rental. We’ll be more than fine with him in the rotation for the next three years, Morales back, maybe Crawford in the line-up, and 2 or three shiny top draft picks from next year’s draft—I hope.

Hope is what we have every year.

Fact: This angels team has been out-played and out-smarted by a team with the 4th lowest payroll in MLB.

Haren is a great pickup, but his complete idiocy on moves that DIRECTLY put this angels team in the gutter cannot be overlooked.

sorry

his = reagins.

Bummer

This ruined my day.

Can we just stop using relievers?
let’s just use the SP that didn’t start that day to relieve.

Minus Rodney

The relievers did really well.

Then maybe
for 8th inning. I would love seeing Weave or Haren in the 8th to pitch 1 scoreless inning.

i need to get laid to

off set this sucky month

Please use protection
protection is for pussies
I weep for the future
Idiocracy, here we come
count me in

if the future gives us president camacho.

good thing is

they will all BE ANGEL FANS

the Tractor Pull Angels of Anaheim

Baseball will be too sophisticated to understand, so people will just watch tractors being driven.

Just another Halo Vi......wait....err........
Time to start the fire sale if anyone is stupid enough to buy

2 weeks ago, I was saying if we were in this situation at this point, we should trade off whatever we can. Well, here we are. Too bad Pineiro was my top choice to trade. Seems like Napoli is the only dude anyone may want, besides Weaver and Santana. What other hitter is worth even a sack of shit and/or isn’t old and expensive?

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