Halos Heaven

Infield fly rule

Instituted to keep infielders from dropping the ball in order to get a double play.

what if the ball didn't enter this glove though

like he kept it closed and just let it drop to the ground without catching it? then could he have turned the double play?

Depends upon the umpire's call

does it still depend on the umpires call if

he lets it hit his body and then fields it? I mean then he could obviously never rule it a catch could he?

you can't catch and immediately drop a ball to get a double play

I missed the play...is that what Aybar did?

Yes

and it looked purposeful.

I once showed my friends naked pictures of my ex.

that might answer the question. I caused this to happen.

link?

hell, we’re losing anyway

that actually made me crack up

Me too

Nice one

sorry

they have since been deleted. high school days anyway.

oh great

child porn charge

Pics or GTFO

hahaha

This team sucks

I was watching the trailer for Sucker Punch instead

this reminds me of every playoff loss

here comes the bench clearing brawl

I want to see somebody take a baseball bat to Buchholz's arm & even the score

. . . no

You're no fun

A bat to the arm is a little drastic.

And an F-Bomb from F-Rod

simply enhances the suckitude that is this game.

Score runs now fellas!

lol at bbeltre asking rodney if it was on purpose

and rodney shaking his crooked hat no

Will Boston retaliate?

only by sweeping

I hope so

It would make this game more interesting

I hope so. Free baserunner and sox getting ejected? For sure.

They'll hit our pitcher with a line drive.

Wait. Damn.

maybe

lackey

Funke5ive - July 26, 2010 reply

^this^

This team needs the help of Christopher Lloyd's ghost

I am only watching this game now to see what happens when Boston retaliates

i hear throwing chairs works...

Here is how the game breaks down

Pitchers that Reagins acquired: 5 1/3 IP 4 ER

Pitchers that Reagins had in his system through no skill of his own: 2 IP 0 ER

wow

cannot argue with that point

especially the sample size

although I will say

all the offense tonight has been from his acquisitions as well.

. . . goddamn

Hit abreu. Hit abreu. Hit abreu. Hit Abreu.

if izzy gets hit, he will turn to dust

If Mice Tits gets hit..

He will turn to dust.

If boy-king gets hit...

He will turn to dust

I concur.

Ignore that reply bro, misread it.

The JD is flowing in halofolifes home tonight! ;)

im jealous.

all i have is warm bud light.

maicer with a limp liner

rallllllllllllllly of the slap hitting halos!

HITS PLEASE

wonder how our fireballing lefty closer would have faired against ortiz ?

good thing this wasnt a must win

if you want an example.

try to remember washburn pitching against him in the late innings of a playoff game at fenway.
something like that

fuenty is crafty though

washburn made a career on crafty

guy won 18 games with a fastball hovering around 90.

when he was in his young-prime years he could get it up to 94 ish and stay around 92.

Please Don't bring that up

I’m still scarred from that memory

Poopie woulda been frustrated waiting for the pitch to arrive

and would have struck out on one pitch

This guy looks horrible for 34.

looks like my father

and he’s dead

bobby abreu still sucks

thanks for the homer though

I guess it's good it wasn't GIDP

but still, ABREU—→ YOU TEH SUCK

tori thought he hit that out

LOL

well he did do everything Hacker told him too

including flip the bat

Angel tickets are going to get really cheap soon

they already are

I got good seats tomorrow for $23 a piece

I wonder what retarded shit GM-wannabe torii will say tomorrow.

Torii knows how to work the count.

come on Stan.....do SOMETHING besides strike out

Catcher's interference?

well, he won't be hitting into a double play

Ask and ye shall receive, 'Bug!

good job, Bug

bring on pooplebom

KOHHHHHHNN

Let me fix that for you.

KOHHHHHHHNN!!!

We are about to get Kohnned

XBox 360 is calling

For sure

I should’ve done something more productive with my night.

The Debut of Kohn is forthcoming

and Halowood isn’t here to share it with us. Doesn’t feel right.

yea it's like acuda not being here for K-Mo's debut

Who is more fervent in their fanhood acuda or halowood?

acuda

hands down, Halowood has a stiffy for just about every prospect.

There will be a fanpost tomorrow

KOHN sighting

Unless Halowood tackles him from the crowd near the dugout and breaks his arm

Even as THIS season has progressed

Matsui has turned into more of a guess hitter

Kohn is a real person?

well in some circles

he has almost reached deity status like Mike Trout, and Mike Scioscia.

oh man, just lost my game stream.....

that might turn out to be a blessing

Oh shit I antijinxed it

Sorry Bug

mine's still going

gahzirrrra

ohhhh nooo there goes Tokyo!

DONGZILLA!

chairmanofthebar - July 26, 2010 reply

Matsui!!! C'mon naps!

And now Rodney looks even worse

boooooooom goes the sashimi

MATSUI

THERE WE GO

LIFE

Halowood should be here

He probably fainted and hit his head when he heard the news. And he’s still passed out at his house.

GOODBYE BASEBALL!!!!!

Hideki Matsuiiiii!!!!!!!

Hand of God

this is one of the strangest games I have ever seen.

Godzirraahhhh HR

I love me some Boston relief pitching

GOJEERRAA WITH THE BOOMSTICK

Stan!!!

Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

yatta!

YABAII!

Daba doo!

And boom goes the dynamite roll

Oh Rodney
Can Matsui stop making Rodney feel bad?

POWERHOUSE OFFENSE ERUPTS WITH VOLCANIC EXPLOSIVENESS

that's batter's box offense right there

Now that it is closer

I bet Kohn won’t pitch tonight

I can feel Halowood's anger radiating

Is he there tonight?

We have no idea where he disappeared to.

General consensus is either he ran to the stadium after he heard Kohn was promoted, or he fainted and hasn’t woken up yet.

ROFL

Idea for fanpost: The Hideki Matsui transformation thread

That jinxes stuff

then how about

“Texas Rangers, John Lackey, New York Yankees and Kevin Youkilis Transformation Thread”

remember
Brandon Wood’s transformation thread. Now they’re MIA.

Seriously? It was out.

Dammit Francona. You’re a whore.

Thrilla from Godzilla

That ball

had some of Matsui wasabi on it!

maze88 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Can it get any more dramatic tonight

*HOMERUNHideki Matsui!*******************

Remember when we had the bases loaded and no out in the 2nd and didn't score....

a run there would have been nice.

remember when Rodney
gave up that 2 run shot. It would be nice if that didn’t happen.

Assuming this HR stands, if we still lose, BotG goes to Juancho and to Mathis for two weak popups with bases loaded.

They're reviewing.

They should lose an out if they challenge and they're wrong

Umps decide whether to review. Not a managers call.

the dugout looks excited!

….

Ha Ha

Wait a minute

They want to get the correct call NOWt

Wow.

What the hell is that t doing in there.

It turned me into a NEWt!

Thanks for nothing Rodney

If they overturn this

I will make it my life’s passion to go Dexter on these umps and I will post in on youtube for your enjoyment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqfnAy9WLs

and it would have made you almost as happy as this

I dare not look. Is that Eddings' blowjob of PureShitSki?

no it's positive

Naked pics of your ex?

WIN!

http://www.instantrimshot.com

not that positive.

although if mike trout asked, i’d dig those up no questions asked.

Mike Trout's in Rancho

I wouldn’t put it past some crazy/tenacious person on here to track him down just for that

i'm just a few miles down the road from rancho.

if trout wants them, he can come find me. haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMVAX0Q_CbY

fine I'll give you a better positive

Is that positive enough?

Papelboner sighting

limpness

Made the right call there

Papsmear! Remember the ALDS?

Must... Kill.... Papsmear!

Yeah, Vladdy will hit a single up the middle to...

Too bad
This team besides Matsui took the rest of the season off.

Pimplepoopbutt now

I just assumed the HR would be reversed

sorry that kinda night

why was it questioned? I didn't see it

Hit it in the first row

bounced off a fan. They didn’t know if it was off the top of the wall or not.

barely made it over

fan didn’t make the catch and it bounced back on the field

and the whiny babies had to get more attention? stooopid babies

Ball bounced off a fan onto the field

Bounced off the top and back onto the field.

I wish I had confidence in our offense scoring another run

Hey look it's Papsmear

Papeldick is a piece of crap

who has been a gas can lately. Hopefully we light him up.

if
old GIambi can do it, you can do it.

AC is getting drilled

alright alberto

pretend this fastball is your domestic partner

Eybar???

ouch...!

muddybox - July 26, 2010 reply

I feel bad for chuckling at this

ouch

Good time for Callaspo's first halo HR

Papelbomb can be like

maze88 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

bad Fuentes.

maze88 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

It's Papeldouche!

I hate to say it but....

trAdition.
Blame of the season goes to: Marketing Departments jinx

This ^^^

they probably want to market
something like Weaver and Haren and a lot of crying

Weaver and Haren and three days of scarin'?

Santana and Pineiro are good though

but I guess that doesn’t work
cause Pinerio and Santana are good

We got the Big Four

but we still can’t score?

I like it

Big Four Starters, bullpen full of farters.

that and

snuggie night, plaid hat night, etc.

Don't diss plaid hat night

or the snuggie, I might use mine tonight

DING DING DING DING!!!!

We have figured out why the Baseball gods are punishing us…

wait for it…

SNUGGIE NIGHT

I thought it was slow boat from China gnome night???

its the dumb morons
that made the slogan TrAdition since 1961

What the gods did to Seattle for lolcat night should have been a warning

I actually wanted a snuggie

Wanted an argyle beanie more than the plaid though.

I think Vlad did some of that Dominican voodoo shit on the way out the door.

Never let a future hall of famer walk.

Collapso flails just like Eybar...hmmm

fails like him too

Well shit

KOHN!

Didn't think we would see him today

I didn't either.

I just realized Callaspo is essentially Howie Kendrick

but with more contact skills

matsui's face is depressing.

I’d be depressed too
if no one else scores runs

over/under on Halowood running on the field and hugging Kohn?

3 Minutes

Paging Halowood!

Will Halowood please pick up the white courtesy phone?

…

No, the white phone.

+1

Yes We Kohn

What a way to make your debut...

I like Kohn's ERA

Wow surprised scioscia is still going with Kohn!

Nice!

Says A LOT about the bullpen

he already used Jepsen and Rodney?

who’d you think he would go to?

KOHN!!!

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Wrath of Kohn

KOHN

Whoa what a delivery!

Yeah, I like his delivery

I can't believe Halowood missed his big day

Captain Kirk: "KOHN!"

KOHN!

Halowood's Wood

I hope halowood ends up being Acuda 2.0

If Halowood fails

Kohn will be the proverbial millstone that gets wrapped around him

Is "Kohn" really pronounced like "con"?

Or like James Caan. Yes

not like David Cone

according to Rojas

I thought it was like Cone

damn, I have to relearn his name now.

I hear radio people say CONE

But the name JOHN is not JONE. John…Kohn…Juan…

maze88 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

I thought it was

like “cone” as well. Just have to make the adjustment

Michael Kohn!

Slyintine - July 26, 2010 reply

thats some crazy delivery he's got

yeah, like he's short arming it, kinda like...

noooooooo

Oh god

Now we’ve got a righty and a lefty who like throwing paper planes

weird delivery

and doesnt throw that hard.

donnelly?

doh

retraction

donnelly would never walk a leadoff batter

Kohnhead!

Leadoff walk. Kohn trying really hard to fit in in the Angels bullpen.

Kohn

Really falls off to the left

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

He blends right in

Well Halowood

Has been reduced to tears

it looks like he is about to fall after every pitch.

Gonna fit right in...get ahead and nibble then walk him

lol so true

that 1-2 pitch he wasn’t even trying to throw a strike

gotta try hard

to walk Cameron

two words

organizational continuity

That's it!

Under Buddy, it seemed that when they were ahead of a batter, the pen went after the batter.
Under Butch, they nibble.

damnit

2 strikes

leads to a BB … ugh

high pressure situation

for the rookie…

totally

i know its only 1 batter...

but he seems to fit right in so far

Glad I got home

just in time to see this call-up

learn by doing

and he’s doing shitty

shit by learning

doin’ potty training and making a mess

butterflies abound

is that what he is throwing?

Rec'd

will never understand that pitchout

if they are trying to give you an out, let them

Let the guy bunt into a freaking out already

an indicator

of his faith in himself

cant.. miss.. prospect

Wood is that you?

nice gift

Okay, Kohn

I realize that we’re facing the Red Sox, but that doesn’t mean we have to prolong the game as long as possible

Auditioning for a spot in the Sux pen?

gotta get Francona in Seargant Pepper Uniform sometime

freaking john lennon glasses forty years too late

photoshop?

They looked good on Gandhi

C'mon, you Kohn do it!

Hence

why I can care less about “prospect” mojo.

maze88 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Wow

do snap throws even work for Napoli anymore?

good god

please recall that howie is not a 1B regular

he cant be worse than

wash playing arias at 1b

Francona, sit the hell down

Red Sox trainer is really short

that trainer was like 4 feet tall

Was that a midget coming to 1st with Francona?

Astros really had a midget as their press secretary for like 10 years

Donald Davidson, he was known as the King of Baseball or something like that.

yes lets drag this thing out longer

The Red Sox have hired Doogie Howser on their medical staff

red sox bunts worse than we do.

Suck-taro bunts like we do.

Poorly.

Red Sux Suck at bunts

Haha kohn is apparently impossible to bunt off of

HH ready to throw Kohn under the bus

for not King the side

k'n?

no.

he didn’t king the side. he was playing checkers in the bullpen.

WTH??? Reggie....SLOW DOWN!!

He's damn lucky he didn't break his ankle

Ouch.

Would Juan ever do something like that?

ohHELLno

remember that game in Fenway last year

obviously not.

I do

Or most games this year

for that matter

do you mean run?

ugh no

willits aka sliding hustla

Willits went into that wall hard

Just glad Willits got up from that slide.

WTF w/ all the bunting?

Kohn a defensive liability?

Holy shit Reggie

Okay, we want speed from our outfield.

Please never scare us like that. Lucky he was able to get his foot into the passing and not slide right into the concrete

*padding

oh reggie

that hustle is a welcome sign to watching juanny lumber around the field

or Booby playing his prevent defense with nobody on base

It'd be cool if juan just never returned to the outfield.

Rec'd

+1

Say what you will about willits, but he gave that his all

Kohn: Human Rain Delay

no kidding

Willits can't get hurt, stupid shit only happens to our good players

I say, Nigel... Reginald quit slid into that wall.

Since this inning is getting long as hell, an OT

My girlfriend said she’d find me a Dwight Schrute bobblehead if I dressed up like him for a day. Worth it?

no

no

no

Hell Yeah!

Damn Kohn, stop hanging breaking balls please

Good thing Scutaro is up

So this is our bullpen savior here?

Did I miss something amongst the hype?

Really Nervous

Major League debut and all

it was all a Halowood kohn job

So Halowood is a Kohn artist?

Halowood could give you the pros and Kohn's of this outing

Halowood's success

lives or dies with Kohn right here

L. M. A. O.

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Flat-billed hat

For Mr. Kohn.

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

That would've been a double

with Juan in LF

did we just have an outfielder cut off a ball in the gap?

who taught willits that?

butcher out with some tips

My first tip is, don't listen to me.

Well, he showed them every pitch he had. Twice.

who is thompson

Chopper!

Rich Thompson. Aussie. His wife had a blog that we followed.

she abandon the blogosphere?

yup

was getting to be too much

too bad...I enjoyed that one

oh bull....you just followed Ash hahahahaaa

Hey, what did I do to you tonite, 'Bug?

Yeah, other nights I’d deserve that, but not tonight.

That makes me a Sad Panda.

sowwwy red.....I don't want a sad red panda floyd

That's OK, we still love you

And I can take a shot.

cool. I'll come up with another zinger tomorrow night

Only if you repost the prom pix.

I'll post pics of my new Angel's t shirts that my boys gave me yesterday

Chopper is up.

Halowood is unhappy.

oh great my favorite aussie.

just throw it down the middle on the first pitch next time

so we can get on with our nights

Trying to figure out what his big K pitch is...

He struck out a ton in the minors, is it just the delivery?

He's a crafty righty.

ML batters arent fooled as easily

So to possibly bail out the recent AAA callup

We start warming up another recent AAA callup.

who unfortunately, hasn't been doing great

In a one run game nonetheless

I bleeping hate bleeping JD Drew

Yeah, but YouKissMyAss is up next and I hate him even more

i hate them all equally

robbiesqp - July 26, 2010 reply

I hate the term "professional hitter"

meaningless cliche.

You must not be a fan of Joe Morgan's broadcast work

Is anyone here a fan of that?

Do you mean "here" like "on Earth"?

Then no

Anyone outside of NYC or Boswton.

Reality sucks sometimes

Somewhere, Halowood dies a little bit inside.

lol

oh hell's bells

Ha.

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

sorry kid

Goodnight.

i am kohncerned about this prospect.

well you all got your wish

as i said … bring up the kid early and shatter his confidence

isn't that the Way of the Soth?

Worked for Frankie

frankie came up and dominated

because he had dominant stuff.

this kohn kid looks no better than choppah

True

Even worse, he has a Fuentes-like delivery

usually only for power hitters

SHIT!

not your ideal first outing.

that's what Haren said

Halowood just died

+1

sooooo

the guy with no control and the 93 mph fastball failed.

go figure

Stay tuned for Kohn Transformation thread after the game

all 6 of them!

i was waiting for someone to say it haha

Bobby Abreu is a worthless piece of crap

+1

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

I feel Kohnstipated!

Don't you have any Kohnstructive criticism? ;)

here come the Monday morning QBs

Kohn FAIL

back to AAA he goes

wow Bobby is just a big bag of suck in RF

what'd he do?

if he caught the cleanly off the wall

had a chance at the 2nd runner

*caught ball

im running on no alcohol tonight. brain hurts

You just realized this now?

Kohned

We're all in this together

In a tiny boat tossed in a sea of suckage.

I am all for giving the kid a shot when we are down 4-1, but 4-3 means we still have a chance.

Kohndescending

halowood defense force!

So much for the Kohn Era

Halowood lied

kneejerk much?

Just a bit

It’s that kind of night though. Mostly just poking fun at Halowood.

1/3 IP is more than enough time!

Go fuck youself Ranger fan

CHILLLLLLLLL

fuck off troll

Seriously dudes

if one of us posted that no one would give a shit, it’s a perfectly valid post. He didn’t come in flaming or anything.

im justd saying

dont bury this kid just cuz he had a bad outing against the freaking red sox in a high pressure situation

ignore the beasts

Dude. you messed with 44FAN… he runs this site, as far as I can tell.

Does that mean

Halowood shares in the BOTG?

Kohnot.

I blame Halowood.

i am kohntimplating suicide.

You Kohn't do that!

This thread Kohntinues to Dekohnstruct

Everyone shut up I can't Kohncentrate

Use the kohntroller to turn down the volume

You Kon't Kohntrol him!

You can only hope to Kohntain him!

the Sux need to be dekohnstructed

you guys are all a bucnch of kohns

I think I just saw a kohnavour oh wait it was macanulty

IWishWeStillHadTimSalmon - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

That chick has nice kohns.

kohnomaly

I'm Kohnviced i'm drunk..

I still think we have a chance!

I'm inkohnsolable.

I want some khonpisation.

Funke5ive - July 26, 2010 reply

Did a hitter swing and miss at anything he threw?

I think Cameron did once

Yep, I just looked. That was the only swinging strike

I'm gonna lose all kohntrol

HalosBiggestFan - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Kohn's ERA at a robust 54.00

There's always the unstoppable Mr. Bourjos to save the season

Good night...

EPIC FAIL on all fronts

totally unkohnvinced by what I just saw

Thompson

This guy sucks too

attaboy choppppppah

trAdition continues

It's that kind of season, folks.

Who pissed off the baseball gods?

moosemastr - July 26, 2010 reply

Snuggie night.

the curse of rex hudler

the curse of the hudman

this game shows 1 thing

scioscia thinks the season is over

Who do we trade to get some real pitchers in the pen?

Pedroia looks like a baby that never grew any hair

Should we give him a purple crayon?

Kohn is the pitching equivalent of Brandon Wood.

A little early.

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Well, that may be a bit premature.

Wood wagged his softie at us for three seasons running.

Maybe if Wood had been brought up in 2005 that comparison would be valid

fuck you, Lackey

giggling like an ass with Douche Beckett

just wait until tomorrow

I'd love to see

somebody hit a liner of his HUGE head tomorrow

just stick your bat out

Can’t miss

IWishWeStillHadTimSalmon - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

gift safe call

chopper needs to work on making a tag

out call rather

LOL

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Hey, new strategy

Just keep throwing wild pitches and get all the outs at home

Got him!

Not sure if it was PB or WP.

Oops. THought the ump signalled out.

Australia to the rescue.

Thompson puttin’ some hopes on the barbie.

Thompson with a pussy tag.

srsly

very greg lougainis

chopper is not major league capable

piss poor pitcher, piss poor tagger.

Yup

dude looked like a deer hit with headlights. I think he even spread his legs apart. But whatever.

maze88 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

These Kohn puns

are as bad as the Trout puns in the other thread.

And nice play by Naps and Thomp

…although he was actually safe. >_>

That sounds fishy

What kind of crappie puns could be made out of fish?

That's not exactly inkohntr0vertible evidence

Let us have this Kingfish.

These puns are all we got at this point.

haha, I'm not knocking the puns

I love them.

Figured as much.

It’s friggin’ Kohntagious!

another gift

STFD YOUK

K's are a myth

More anomaly than myth

i love watching youk strike out

epic tantrums

Epic comeback coming from the bottom of our line up. Reggie Willits is taking Papelbon deep.

That would be beyond epic

That would be positively Homeric.

How about a walk off win

to build some momentum

Commercials with Nick Drake songs

are becoming passe. Let the man rest in peace.

The man rested his whole life long.

No one defines lethargy like mumbling Nick.

I want to see his corpse get up and dance.

I'm glad his estate is at least making some dough

He sure didn’t make any while he was around.

Lay the glove on the ground in front of the plate Chopper...

good grief!

c'mon Angels

RALLY

MONKEY TIME!!!

Too late

even the monkey has been Kohned

LMAO

A schedule?

Figgi4life - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

i want to see the rally monke attack papelbons face and not let go

do the Padres have a Rally Monk?

LOL

Yes, he cheers in Latin.

Yankees ite domos!

and he's got a funky haircut

It's more likely he'd hug him

Thinking, “DADDY!!”

I kohnt help but watch.

I feel like we'll never win another game

it sure feels like that - I know we will but wow this is not fun

Naps got a hit...how bout that?!

I smell a 4 run rally!

I smell something alright...

I still smell Kohn

and burning a match doesn’t help

Here comes Reggie's HR

I will laugh so hard if he hits one

Hooking it around the RF pole.

Be funnier if he nailed a legit one

right into the rockpile

rally killer HR!

Please no DP

Papelbon looks like a mugging hack actor...

…auditioning to star in American Psycho VII.

Made-for-cable. Starz network.

Like Treat Williams?

In "The Substitute II: School's Out", maybe.

If I took a shot for every time "Halowood" was mentioned on this thread...

I’d be dead from alcohol poisoning.

infamy?

defensive indifference

obviously the Red Sox don’t feel like they’re in any danger with a 3-run lead.

Papelbon pitching carefully to Reggie. Smart man.

DAMN

he shoulda bunted

Hey I got a good idea Wedgie...hit a flyball...not your game dude!

blame the indoor batting cage

mjhsieh - July 26, 2010 reply

I blame his freak rookie yar

Sith has been chasing the high ever since

hit pimpledouche....HIT HIM

I'm calling a "Kohn transformation" thread by Friday.

anybody want to wager?

Friday? It's being written right now

Actually it's probably already done, he's just having someone proofread it now.

RE LAX

t-r-a-n-s-f-o-r-m-a-t-i-o-n

He just needs to stay inside his mechanics

Why would Halowood wait that long?

I'm interested in anything to do with transformation for this team

how about...

a thread w/ nothing but trying to fit ‘kohn’ seemlessly into a sentence.

I'm kohnvinced it would work!

Inkohnceivable!

We had the entire website that said "KOHN" as I recall...

I thought that was Lebron, when we lebroned the lebron?

We also made one for Kohn

One without seams would be cool, as well.

More fun than Angels Baseball

he's already posted 3 of them, go check!

Nope

nothing yet

Papelbon

reminds me of the kid in school that you knew you where going to beat up the first time you looked at him.

We lose a lot of games

Beltre.....YOU FUGLY

Add Howie to the list of Angels who has forgotten which end of the bat to hold

BotG = offense

Especially Rivera and Mathis.

Rodney made a pretty strong case for being BOTG, but ya, I have to go with the offense

when do we get an off day?

This Thursday

Thursday

every day has been an off day

great minds, moondoggy!

indeed

Half the lineup takes off days every day

Regardless of if there’s a game or not

hasn't every game been off?

no rest for wicked...

or apparently the crappy either

I just hope Haren is not out for too long

and pitch in the rangers series

We still got this.

Oh hell, what do I know, i’m drunk.

Dude it's monday. You have a disease

somewhere in the world, it's Tuesday

Hey, it's after 5.

My late grandmother used to have a clock that said

“No drinking until after 5”, and all 12 points on the clock were numbered “5”

You had a wonderful grandmother red! ;)

then it's contagious, I'm drunk too!

Don't you mean..

Kohntagious?

there's the game

whoever writes something that can be KOHN’d has to take a drink….ha ha

I'm down.

No work tomorrow.

glad you kohncur

Flailbar

I'm all for the haren-saundo trade.

The unfortunate part is that the players responsible for this style of angels baseball and the 7.5 deficit are still on the roster.

And Haren just got hurt

BOTG= The Snuggies!

agree

oh great, now we get to hear the drunk transplants

How can Lackey dis Anaheim fans???

Listen, they are cheering his team?

heck of a lineup we're featuring

even our pen could shut these clowns down

FUCKYOUCHOWD

mjhsieh - July 26, 2010 reply

Ladies and gentlement... Angels bAseball!

craptastic

k3yerout Failbar

Just another Halo loss!

HOLY SHIT

ive never seen that many sox fans at an angels game in a LONG time.

Angels fans don't have any reason to watch this team

I wont pay to go watch this shit

regressing to the '90s

'80s.

The 80s had a bunch of aging overpriced FAs.

touché

How many years ago was the last time you watched a sux @ angels game?

I suppose I was exaggerating..

In several years, it has been a pretty good angel crowd… Tonight it seemed like 75% of the crowd was on their feet cheering at the end of the game.

Tied with Oakland for 2nd in the West...

the deepest cut of all

AND...

they play Texas starting tomorrow.

Think A's

will roll over for Texas just to screw with us?

Angels keep finding ways to underachieve

they aren't underachieving

they’re either old or a middle infielder.

our entire lineup

This game was an abortion

third trimester

The whole season has been one...

thus far.

Should have used Kohntraception

I'd laugh at that

if my lungs weren’t full of gas.

Mine are full of Carbon Monoxide

That works too

I couldn’t drag myself out to the garage.

this had better be the 'game they lose and then slaughter them the next game'

This just sucks now

Our offense sucks. We are anti-clutch in every aspect.

God I hate Papelbon

When he comes set his mouth looks like a puckered asshole

dashman33 - July 26, 2010 via mobile reply

Bostonians

biggest bunch of inbred, racist, homers that I ever have had the displeasure to talk with.

When Chopsui and Abreu shows up

the rest didn’t

Abreu showed up for 1 at bat.

still sucks in the OF

My point was more that he sucks at the bat right now as well. All around suckage.

Hey Dan Haren

Welcome to Anaheim. Here is a loss.

yeah.....at least it wasn't HIM that caused the loss

We welcomed Kaz with zero run support last year.

This year, haren.

Kohntinuing trAdition.

trAdition

team has no kohnsideration

This loss has left me inkohnsolible!

On the bright side, Haren was fun to watch

they need to kohncentrate more on RUNS

Take a drink 'bug!

no the game is if you use CON instead of KOHN

Gotcha.

I never read the fine print. I took a drink on your behalf though, it’s all good.