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TUCSON AZ - FEBRUARY 27: (FILE) Dan Haren of the Arizona Diamondbacks poses for a photo during Spring Training Media Photo Day at Tucson Electric Park on February 27 2010 in Tucson Arizona. According to reports on July 25 2010 Haren was traded to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for Joe Saunders and three other players.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

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almost 2 years ago: TUCSON AZ - FEBRUARY 27: (FILE) Dan Haren of the Arizona Diamondbacks poses for a photo during Spring Training Media Photo Day at Tucson Electric Park on February 27 2010 in Tucson Arizona. According to reports on July 25 2010 Haren was traded to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for Joe Saunders and three other players. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Game Thread 2

Poll
What did you throw when Dan Haren was hit in the wrist?
TV Remote
73 votes
Chair
33 votes
Fist into wall
115 votes

221 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

Gayest photo ever
The Hof says Hi
are he and Mel

in rehab together?

Nice zit on the tip of his nose
I still think he's a dreamboat.
I think in this photo he resembles the guy who plays Dr. House on T.V.

just sayin

Panther
Still a 'Skins fan?
Skins?

Im a bills fan

you poor guy
tell me about it.........

Glad I have the Angels……..

Luckily Stanford football is coming along……….so I have crap team, a improving team, and a great team to root for………..get the whole shebang

So the answer is no?
Im leaning towards that......

yes

I am a skins fan anytime they play the Cowboys though......
I feel like he is trying to seduce me in that picture.
and no dinner first?

for shame

Whaddya mean trying
I need at least 8 innings and 15 k's to switch teams. lol
Does he make you randy?
I would let him
Mojo

Damn Dan is a sexy mofo.

Go Halos!

beat the RedSux

Dan Haren is sooooo dreamy
3.5 innings and over an hour

This game feels so damn long.

Typical Sox game
Sox and Yankers

they always draw out games. Of course, Fox and ESPN love it because they can jerk off over them for 4+ hours each game.

im not sure how i should feel about this photo
Don't look at it!

I glanced at it and then in robotic tones uttered,
“By. Your. Command.”

Haren has some pretty nice eyes
gubi resents dan for having superior hair
Why are we swinging at all these junk balls?
They are all thinking about this picture of Haren
Almost looks like Hugh Laurie from House in that picture..
Maybe he can diagnose

what is wrong with our offense?

acute massive suckosis syndrome
Nah, I can't see it
Can we get segaways for 3 outfielders
bout time for some Rascals acutally
zinnnnggggggggg
That picture makes my Haren mancrush worse, thanks Rev.
You should see his hardrive....

or maybe you shouldn’t.

juan should foul one into his own nutsack
Somebody bury Rivera

He is starting to stink

I'd laugh at that

If I weren’t already crying!

How bad would Mathis have to play to get sent down
I think he's already there
soth would have to rescind his adoption
That's like asking

how many angels fit on the head of a pin.

0 for his last 50?
I dunno...

but that certainly won’t help his cause

So Haren, you aren't getting any run support tonight apparently. Sorry about that.
Why cant we play Conger and Trout yet damnit !!!

Screw that their not ready yet get them ready where it matters.

We're still changing Lil Mikey's diapers......

gonna take some time.

k3yerout Mathias
What we need to trade is Hatcher.
I hope he strikes out in 20 consecutive AB's

in order to force Soth’s hand.

-1
You would rather have him stinking up the place

the rest of the year and next?

I'd rather he hit 20 straight grand slams to serve you a helping of crow.
I would like a million dollars, but it ain't gonna happen

Maffis going on a hot streak now would be the worst thing for this Org in the long run.

wtf?

I thought you were talking about Juancho. Yep, mathis blows. get him out now. Too much suck to go around right now.

LOL

The sad part is that I could have been talking about 3/4 of the lineup. FML

Ain't that the sad truth.
Welcome to the nightmare known as Angels' offensive support
He's from the Diamondbacks, I'm sure he's used to it
And before that, the A's
Diamondbacks score a lot of runs actually

The ballpark is small.

it plays small
I wonder if anyone told Danny that he would need CGSO to get a W around here.
I wonder if anyone told Danny that he would need to bat to get a win around here.
have you seen his BA this season?

he should hit for us

Sit Rivera

and plat Matsui in left and let Haren hit

lee throws CG and barely gets wins
i need the angels to score 3 runs

i bet almost all my points

fail
game still not over

but looking bad

I thought it was taboo to talk about pregame picks in game threads...

then Haren gets injured.

it was offense related

he is a pitcher

He's probably the best hitter we have
dont say that

saunders would have missed that
being a lefty

Actually, you're not the only one
54 pitches thru 4...

Who knew that could be done by an Angels pitcher?

kazmir better be takin notes.
CG Central

Does Sosh allow it?

This team needs more league average 3rd basemen.
Êž3yerout JD

Im pretty sure this is what Haren’s thinking of right now
I can hit better than this bozo playing catcher. WE need to use the DH rule for Mathis and have Haren hit.

Man......serioulsy I loved Joe........

but I could have babies with Dan

Strikeing Red Sox's out is fun
Oh shit it hit Haren
F you Youk
SHIT SHIT SHIT

F**King Boston

this is a joke

this is a joke

this isnt happening

Shit shit shit
Great, just f'ing great!
Okay, this sucks.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh crap...

shake it off, shake it off…

why does god hate us

so much

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Well said!

Sure captures my thoughts.

where did it hit him?
Somewhere on his pitching arm

maybe the wrist

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

and he’s out of the game. Epic fail. Screw the Red Sox

Rub some dirt on it Danny
I love being an Angel fan.

except when this crap happens.

Get well soon Danny
yeah goobey

he was trying to protect his “face area”

Heard the dude's

dreamy in that area…lol

which is odd because if it had missed his wrist it would've hit him in the waist
Ah shit, seriously?

SO not cool.

We sent in K-Rod 2

This game is forfeit

Who was the moron in marketing who came up with "trAdition"?

The only tradition for the Angels before 2002 were curses.

If he's injured, this team is seriously cursed.
Some one give him some Tussin to rub on it.........
And people insist on calling us "lucky"
f rod

kind of looks like pedobear

Son

I am disappoint

:(

DONT WORRY WE'RE THE LUCKIEST TEAM IN BASEBALL
its a fucking trAdition here
Well that just blows
Even with Haren leaving the game

after being hit by a batted ball I still have more anger in my system that Soth continues to play a complete piece of you know what in Mathis. The guy is a below average defensive catcher and one of the worst hitters ever…………………

who will pitch now>?

Shields?

where did it hit him?

for those of us not watching on TV

looked like the elbow
looks like the wrist
fore arm/wrist area
and. . .

Saunders just stopped crying

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

theres my one.

Ad FAIL

Not drinking any stinking Boston beer.

I love me some Sam Adams
Well, me too

but it’s the principle of the thing!

LOL true

However, I am unable to drink the sink water Anheuser Busch tries to pass off as beer.

is this the part where i start flapping my arms
Rest Button
A reset button might be in order, as well.
Curse of GMJ...

24 … 8 is a multiple of 24. Bad numbers.

24/8=3x5=15

Who’s 5?

isnt Mathis 5
...shit, that is a bad number chain
But it ends in 15.
Negatives make a positive?

iunno anymore.

3 lefts make a right?
I like your thinking
Angels in 2011
flash back to Mo Vaughn
Was it on the throwing arm??
You gotta be

F***ing kidding me. He didn’t even throw any pitches to see of he could throw. This is not good. Of course it happens against Boston.

It's Moo Vaughn all over again.

At least Haren’s in shape.

The curse of hokie joe
last time i jumped off the bridge it didnt work

Hopefully this time it does goodbye

Unlike others on this thread...

I know how to use the REC button.

Can I have your TV?
wait for the riots and then just get a new one.
naw

they just go after foot locker

But the Lakers' victory was over a month ago
living up to what we heard about him???

7 hits in 4 2/3????

Yep.... he's TOTALLY AWESOME!
at the game... where did he get hit?

what are they saying?

Looked like the forearm near the wrist
forearm near the writ

had feeling enough to grab and carry his glove, according to Dr. Gubi a good sign

Line drive?
like a cueball

on a ball-less pool table

was it his right arm?

how bad does it look???

The writ of habeus corpus callosum.
please vote in the poll at the top of this thread

before drinking yourself to sleep in the next half hour

I don't see it
refresh the page
hit page refresh & it will appear
i threw about 400 f-bombs

i knocked over my beer. nothing was thrown except for my hopes out the window.

No see poll
refresh
refresh the 2010 season
Okay, I drank a fifth of Bushmill's

now I feel refreshed, but I see two polls.

2011

1. Weaver
2. Haren
3. Santana
4. Piniero
5 Kazmir

Well the Haren era was fun while it lasted
It didn't look that bad.

I think it is just a no risk situation.

I had a feeling this would happen

It’s bad Karma to take advantage of a “special person”.

which special person?
Lou Dobbs.
I don't watch space.com.
i am late to the thread

what do you mean by that?

Dipoto

I reminds me of Dumb and Dumber when they sold the dead parakeet to the blind kid.

*It
"His head FELL OFF!"
"Yeah. he was pretty old"
Pretty bird... Pretty bird...

Polly want a cracker?

KRod v2

got out of the inning at least

2010 is a bad year...........

turn the Calendar

We're just protecting our investment

right guise?

That's what I'm hoping
thats what i think
I have to say......

other than Haren getting hurt this has been one of the funniest GDT I think I’ve ever been apart of.

Did you miss the F Bomb game?
I dont remember if I was there or not.......

definitely remember hearing about it……….

That was epic
Rev, there isn't an "all of the above" option in the poll
A's fan here, how did Haren look before leaving the game?

Saw that he had 8 strikeouts but also gave up 6 hits.

Like the 2nd coming of Jesus
hittable, but nasty at times.
sounds about right

his fastball has good heat but not a ton of movement so he’ll give up a few hits. Great command though and a splitter which drops off the table.

I think he's really cute.

And the SOs were nice, too.

like an absolute beast
Overall, pretty good

hey got some hard hits off of him though, but he got a lot of great Ks.

slow mo looked more like forearm
Swing the bat aybar
Our fearsome bunting skill really has teams shaking
was it his right arm??

how bad does it look???

Yes

Hard to tell, he was in pain. Looked like how forearm near the wrist

"low" not "how"
Just makes me hate Youk that much more...
I hope we put Jepsen in and have him throw at Youk-a-douche
he'd probably miss
Tell him to throw a strike

He might end up hitting someone

I think the beard would swallow up the ball.
you still have a ways to go then

I couldn’t possibly hate Youk more

Êž3yerout Gazoo...

swing the f’ing bat

Youkpuss can go die his ass in a fire and burn the whole city of Boston to the ground in the process.
umadbro?
dare I say it?

DUHHH!

ROFL

hows 2010 working out for you

Good other than the injury parade.
still 11 over 500 ...

doing a lot better than our team.

no simpathy here......
sympathy..........
We didn't blame the other team for freak accidents though.
The other freak accident of the season we couldn't blame on the M's

You guys are just the receptors of the season’s hate for injuries. Sorry bout that.

There’s also how you guys couldn’t beat the Rangers a few weeks back. D:

Yeah with big guys like:

Patterson, Cash, and Mcdonald in the lineup. Yes we have no idea who they are either.

yeah those lineups were god awful........
We have Aldridge, Paul MacandCheese, and Jeff Mathis.

Futility war is declared

I see your macanulty and raise you one kazmir...
Ill give you an Okajima, RamRam, and Manny Delcarmen
O shit thats like...

OUR PEN!

And a Hermida
how about a brandon wood, a roBB quinlan and a limited edition scot shields
nice work guys.......

what 6 pitches?

They want to get to 2011

as quickly as possible.

I would love for a fight to happen in this game involving youkilis.

or in this series

wouldn't be surprised if Lackey's involved
I can't wait for Wednesday's game.

I hope all the fans in the stadium give Lackey a resounding BOO!

Lack-tator pitches tomorrow night.
Wow. I'm a day ahead of myself!
I will be there and Lackey will be getting many lusty boo's from me
I do appreciate that, sir
I'd like to slap him with a fish......

perferable a whale.

somebody else would just get hurt
hopefully either abreu or rivera.
Kendry's other ankle would get broken.
There needs to be a STFU chant to combat the bandwagon

cheering section

Bora$$$$$ love$$$$$ Beltre's fluke season.
Is this another contract year for him or something?

Or is Conte out of prison?

Beltre's current contract with the Red Sox allows him to file for free agency if he wishes.
Is it bad that I was almost crying when Haren left the game?
you Saunders you
Report: Haren's right hand fell off on the x-ray table

While Joe Saunders just cured all the cancer in the greater Phoenix area.

If anyone hears anything re: Haren from the TV broadcast or radio holler please.

Just got home! wtf happened to Haren, is he alright?!

took a liner off his forearm/wrist of his right arm

Don’t know how bad

god, why us, why us…… this is god’s punishment for us firing huddy

It is because you do not capitalize His name when you write it.
Did it look bad?
He came out of the game pretty quick

He didn’t even try to throw. It didn’t look great.

Looked pretty bad

He was in pain, but could move his hand and such.

We still got this.

Thinking happy thoughts, beers helping me in that department.

I've been saying that all season.
Haren makes the bullpen better

Obviously

Angels always respond well to adversity

I bet they go on a win streak.

or torii goes on the 15 day dl after a swallow drops a coconut on his head

Okay, that's funny.
huh?

Take a deep breath

Was it an African swallow?

well it would have to be, european swallows are non-migratory

european
It's the swallows from Capistrano!
Salmon of capistrano
where the beer flows like wine?
Nope

Haven’t been to the bathroom in a while

The hell with it all

has ninja signed Oswalt yet?

his plane would probably crash on the way to SoCal… :((

Well, this means I'm having a beer tonight.

And by a beer, I mean 11.

blowpen happy that the offense has taken the focus off them
Good news is Haren seemed to be gesturing that he wanted to keep going, so it might not be too bad
tis only a flesh wound
Potential bright side

we might get to see Kohn tonight if he is there.

apparently he is in the bullpen.

look for Halowood’s sign.

look for Halowood’s sign hard-on.

Fixed

I gotta sleep.

Good luck, Halos!

Dream positive dreams!
Hope you wake to the good news that the Angels have won this game
Sosh still confused why dan haren hasn't caused the agnels to score more than 1 run.
I was more mad that Soth didn't pinch hit for Maffis in the 2nd

w/ Kendrick and put Naps at Catcher than I was when Haren got hit by the liner.

Chances are

that Soth will bench Mathis on the Twelfth of Never.

I know it feels like some little league all-star team

with the coachs’ son batting 9th

mike's rollin with mathis until the wheels fall off.

and then some.

Is Haren still available to PH?
F-Rod pitching like he wants to get paid to this more often
Maybe Naps will drill Lackey with a line drive tomorrow night.
I'd rather he just hit a homer

Then for the hell of it, let Willits hit a homer. Just to rub it in.

the ball would probably stick in his horse mouth for an out!
yea I tried calculating the gravitational pull of his mouth

but my calculator didn’t have enough places

It is swamped

by the gravitational pull of his ego.

my calculator simply displayed: "EEEEEEEEEE"
Lackey will catch the ball in his mouth
or Naps could drill Lackey's wife
He probably already did

And that’s why Lackey didn’t wanna stay here

LeBron learning from Lackey, I see.
At least he didn't Delonte Lackeys mom
roll call

what’d I miss?

Haren doing decently before getting nailed with a line drive

Mathis sucking it up as usual

end of the world

or so it seems

I wish we had better news for you
The Lord giveth......

and he taketh away

8 K's and an injury

trAdition

pain. misery.
so I should have stocked up on some beer?
And an IV setup.
with a pressure injector?
With a turbocharger.
Or whiskey, which is my preference
yep

w/ a tequila chaser

Probably something stronger
Skip the beer and go straight for the whiskey
bases loaded with nobody out

and we didn’t score

almost forgot about that

thanks Fred

oh God, that was PATHETIC!!!!!!!
What did you expect with Rivers and Maffis up?

you should know better than that.

I'm outta here,

but I hope you had a good birthday!

F' it

Let’s just tank the rest of the way so we can have a protected pick in the draft next year.

I dont know if I like this yet...........

maybe in a few weeks.

if we get to ten games back, or if we are still 7 back this time next week,

10 games back by Aug 15......

then Im on board.

Apparently today is Jepsen's birthday. Happy Birthday!
Êž3yerout Hula
Line drives right at people

Shit.

that story is sure getting old
story of the night, right?
Guess I picked the wrong game

to quit sniffing glue

Angels fans are in a Turkish prison this year
So I guess the good news is that Buchholz is at 92 pitches
and we had someone on base in the third inning.
not really......

he was at like 20 after 1……..and then they let him off the hook

(Cue Denny Green)

looks like he's getting stronger as the game goes on

god i hate the sox, if we don’t make the playoffs they definitely better not

God dammit

I just got back from belgian beer tasting at Froggy’s in PB, WTF!?! what happened? Can someone fill me in?

liner right at haren… whats up joey

who hit the liner?

Any prognosis yet?

just to make bad news worse

Youk

dont know who hit it, but he came out of the game immediately… did not look good appearantly…. they have beer tasting in PB? how much was it?

10 bucks for 6 different belgian ales

And i got to stare at the nicest lady bum of my life

bum like ass?

or bum like bum?
either way, i’d love details

yes it was a very nice ass
almost takes the pain away of losing haren

hahah, i needa move back to sd

good thing

Torii passed on the home run derby.

+1

glad he didnt lose that swing

He passed on the homerun derby???

That’s the first of that I heard. I just thought he didn’t have enough to even be asked

I'm sorry but seeing Callaspo in an Angels uniform just makes me angry

he is essentially just Izzy or Kendrick and one of them has to sit on the bench when he plays, only he’s a wife-beater and has a DUI.

yeah....I'd much rather have SOS still.
If there is no "greater plan" for the 3rd base situation

this SOS trade was a huge fail

he has passion,intensity, and fire
Sosh just loves leage average versatility.
Wife beater + DUI >>>> Brandon Wood
I'm kidding of course
I'm pretty offended
Good. Then my work here is done.
*Gorbachav5 rides off into the sunset*
writes off
*and is hit in the back of the head with a line drive.
you mean

writes………….right?

Who was that masked poster?
only with Izzy back and Frandsen hitting decently

Wood wasn’t going to play anyway

It was a joke

I have no idea why they got Callaspo, other than to have someone available for when Izzy inevitably gets hurt.

one stupid bastard named Gallo immediately comes to mind.
because all people who have DUIs are murderers
no....

but the potential is there………..

the potential is everywhere

driving with a cell phone, texting, eating, fighting, etc…..it’s all potential

and personally I'd be equally mad if Nick had died at the hands

of a texter rather than a DUI.

yup

I stopped at a really bad accident last week. 2 young girls and the one’s main concern was where her cell phone was. She got damned lucky. First responder was a medic on his way back from Havasu and he had full gear, a medical student and then me. Then the CHP and squad showed up and they were basically triaged, collared and ready to transport!

not for nothing

but there was no conviction on the domestic abuse charge and LOTS of prople have DUIs. If that makes you angry, counseling might be an option.

maybe like 5% or so of the population

has a DUI conviction on their record. It just so happens I would prefer NOT to root for those types of players on my baseball team. I don’t want to root for scumbags.

So that's what it's like when your OF has range
Seriously

I was stunned that someone could get to that ball. Rivera would have played it into a triple.

DAMN

Angels announce Haren left game with a contusion on his right forearm. Examined by doc. Will be re-examined Tuesday.

hopefully its not broken
Would have shown up on the X-Ray right now
not necessarily if its like a hairline fracture..........
I'm sure they do very thorough scans including MRIs

I vote for the “just a bruise” and I’m sticking to it

No x-rays?

Or will they wait?

Yokum to check him out tomorrow...

per Terry

Holy FUCK

I was all excited about his performance and all da sudden …….. man
hope he can come out for his next rotation at least
if he goes down like this its fckn over
I dont think I can even sleep now .. GOD DAMN IT

Nice job by FRod
when FRod is having a bad game

can we just call him Fraud instead of FRod?

k3yerout Hermida
Marco...
I know what you're waiting for and I'm not gonna give it to you!
POLO
I knew someone would play
I was kinda hoping for a SCUTARO actually...
gotta do something to cure a dull Sux game

jepsen working pretty efficiently i like

of course...he doesn't the title of PTBNL
OMG a running catch on a sinking blooper to RF by Abrew

Nice job by Jepsen

Bobyyy

Abreu in RF

Our offense sucks.
  • Bases loaded nobody out.
  • Popup to 1B.
  • Popup to 1B
  • Flyout
excellent game summary.
Our season in one half of an inning
To be honest, I was a little surprised.

Given that the first two outs were Juancho and Mathis, I was expecting GIDP, K.

Haren would have at least gotten a sac fly

Just sayin’

I really hope we don't have to ride off the rest of Haren's season.

Oh wait, I actually do hope that.

I see what you did there...
Hermida>Rivera?
everyone>Rivera
Reggie is gonna pinch hit for him
even Mendoza?
Was Medoza a better defender and base-runner?
no RISP

naps might hit the ball

100

pitches for bitcholz

does Rivera have one more year left on his contract?
willits gonna bat for rivera

what’s worse than batting 8th?

having willits pinch hit for u

yay napoli

make sure to chirp at soth on the way back to the bench

k3yerout Naps...patheticly
cancel the pinch hitter

guess soth thought napoli would reach base

Bat Naps 9th

Please

johnny rivers says f you soth

i keep my empty numbers alive in july

Return of the 1992 Angels.
way to pad that july BA, juancho
Any word on Haren's injury?
*official* word, that is?
Forearm contusion, he'll be re-examined tomorrow
OK, given the (lack of) offense in the 2nd and the injury to Haren, it's time for July.

FUCK!!!

Oh, and I *hate* You-kiss-my-ass
Useless
You-kiss-my-useless-ass?
weak ass shit, take your bag rivera
there it is..

Juan Rivera Special.

hold the clutch
with a side of fail.
Buttholz at 102
aaaaaand here comes soth's new favorite white player

REGINALD to run

i would say

that jeff mathis is undisputably soth’s favorite white player.

Q?
i spoke too soon.

though it is very close between these two.

HOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have a good vibe on this kendrick at bat
rofl
vibes are better than anomalies
can we statistically measure vibes?
That as well as luck.
doesnt matter

there have been internet studies

Jinxed it

No wait…he’s just terrible.

So Howie pinch hits in the 7th w/ 1 out and a runner on first

rather than in the 2nd with the bases loaded and 1 out. If Soth was managing to WIN, he would have put him in a long time ago.

pinch hitting in the 2nd?

drastic

possibilities of 7.5 back calls for drastic measures

but that situation was just too high of a leverage situation for me

I doubt Soth would ever PH in the second
or any other manager
nobody pinch-hits in the 2nd of a 1-run game

unless it’s game 7 of the WS. nice try.

so nobody does it unless they are really trying to win the game??

that’s my point.

obviously everyone in baseball disagrees with you

maybe you should write a book about your brilliant baseball strategy: pinch-hit for anyone hitting less than .280, but only do it after they’ve made an out so you can try to justify it after the fact.

I think most people would agree

that the amount of runs created by having Kendrick rather than Mathis in a bases loaded 1 out situation is a lot more than the defensive runs Mathis saves over Napoli for 5 innings.

The Soth remembers he's carrying three catchers.
wouldnt mind seeing reggie steal

he’s only 1/4 on the year, but f it … small ball

and red sox catchers
We still got this,

Thinking positive thoughts, the Jack Daniels is helping in this department now.

don't hog the bottle. pass it around.
But you didn't put in on this man! ;)
Swinging at balls Howie...
FUCKING A

THROW THE BALL BITCH

He's a sux. They're as bad as MFYs.
Thanks for the jinx Terry...

Danny Haren has never been on the DL

god damn he is soo fing slow on the mound

i hate the red sox

alot

Me too. Small world.
I think you'll find a lot of company here.

How’s the hangover, by the way?

Or are you working on creating a new one?
No hangover. Yet.

Workin’ on it brotha!

But their fans are so sweet...
Haren injury = Your 2010 Los Angeles Angels, ladies and gentlemen!
Just another Howie FC
This team is so bad its hilarious.
anytime you want to attempt a steal angels. you have my support.

just in case that is what was holding you back.

They aren't very good at it this year
my good vibes were confused

howie will score the tying run

Gubi is dead on

Martinez has only thrown out 19% of runners, For a team that loves to run, why not run now?

because they suck at it
this team cant run
except on a WP
anyone can run on victor martinez.
Except the 2010 Angels
Even K-mo with his bionic leg?
holy hell aybar

try taking a pitch

tori would have tried to take 3rd

he’d have been gunned, but his smile and hustle would have made the soth happy

thank u, risp… get em home aybar

good vibes

good vibes

Wooooooooot

Let’s go Halos

common just put a blooper in the gap

would have been a perfect offspeed pitch to dump into left
Buttholez looks almost as much like an emo as Lincecum.
They both look like extras in "The Nightmare Before Christmas".
no

lincecum looks like the freshman from Dazed and Confused.

He looks like a hobbit on meth
Josh "Baggins" Hamilton?
Ron "Smeagle" Washington
good vibes good vibes

aybar looks horrible tonight

good vibes

aybar is missing badly
overstating the r'OBVIOUS
....god aybar. don't strike outt
good vibes good vibes

aybar just got lucky

good vibes

is aybar going blind? bucholz is making him look awful

LETS GO HALOS!!

good vibes good vibes

just got robbed by buttholez glove tip

Crap Eybar...

craptastic

Offense..........

I swear its like Im watching the 2009 Buffalo Bills again…..

I cant escape crappy offense.

Please please PLEASE

Tell me it’s not as bad as our Buffalo Bills.

I’m still recovering from that 6-3 loss to Cleveland. Football will never be the same for me after that debacle.

I really hate our offense

Even though that was close

quinlans goofy vibes
hooray for shitting baseball
shit like this causes hemroids.
This team is just physically incapable of stringing together multiple hits tonight
Or this whole damn season
yep. piss-poor.
sounds like something a light hitting utility hitter could fix
Omar Infante anyone?
All Star!
Just thinking of the fact that Omar Infante was an All-Star is really upsetting
Let's get him from the Braves

Then try flipping him to the Dbacks for someone useful. I heard their GM is easily fooled by gaudy things like ASGs and wins.

maybe we can get chris young for matt palmer

he won ten games as a rookie.

Butcher

can fix him. . .

the All Star CF. not the 6'10 pitcher
+1

or a below average catcher.

You can’t haven too many catchers.

Jose Molina anyone?
Fixed

You can’t have to many dadgum catchers

Remember when our 1st baseman got injured and everyone said he would be back this year?

Yeah it feels A LOT like that right now.

suckkkkkfessssst
back in a few
No more Rivera and Mathis
forever??? hope hope
The Soth is serious; using his bullpen as if the Angels had the lead.
Why does he never do this when we actually have the lead
suddenly

it is a must-win game

Good point.

Nice to see, at least.

He finally looked at the standings and said

OH SHIT!

We're only one game back?

“Its a seven, Mike, a seven…”

Fuck Kevin Youkilis
i hate seeing...

red sox fans take over another teams stadium…ugh…even if it is minute..

flagged!
for?
trolling
how is that trolling?

simply posting here is trolling? even if my comment has nothing offensive whatsoever?

I agree with you, texan dude
Forgive us

We’re in a foul mood.

its ok

i can see how this game would be very frustrating from an angels standpoint

Uh, I'm actually siding with the Texas dude here

he does have a point

i'm with the texas guy too.

he didn’t do anything

haha

I didn’t even flag him. I just like messing with texas fans

only on their game days. tonight we need all the comic relief we can get
rodney looking good

i worry least when he is pitching

But is that because you're usually 6 beers deep by the 8th inning?
i dont drink when i watch the angels
Because it makes you miss the vein?
This game blows so far.

But i’m holding on to my F bomb til tomorrow. Just for Lackey.

Sounds like a good plan
Youk is on a mission to injure as many Angels as possible
Poor control from Rodney; he keeps missing.
Can Rodney write one up and in on youk's head?
Dear Abreu

RUN, Bobby…..RUN

such a pos hit

red sox announcers giving youk credit for knocking Haren out of the game.

The whole damned organization is stinking rotten!

The Red Sux, that is.

YOOOUKKK!!!!!!!

Is a bitch!!

Hand of God

God to Arte = Look at the score of tonight’s game, you need hitting.

While in the world was Bobby playing so deep and Youk

when that is his opposite field. FUCK YOU BOBBY, that single just turned into a double.

Wow, we should fire Soth and hire you as his replacement
yeah, he's made every correct decision after the fact
yea I've never said that Mathis

should not be in the starting lineup. Him being in the starting lineup sure cost us tonight.

ask Ron Roenicke, he's the one who supposedly positions the OFers
I really hate Wiggle Ass
remember

Eckstien, Erstad, Salmon, Glaus, Anderson, Fullmer, Spezio, Molina, Kennedy? That didn’t suck to watch those guys.

I miss Shawn Wooten
that makes one person
I was always an Alex Ochoa fan
The red sox realize that they can run on our catchers.
Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller could run on our guys.
damn, great throw by naps
napoli not even framing pitches near the corner
you know what

f napoli, i forgot he was dead to me

That steal was on Rodney

He wasn’t even paying attention.

i know

but i forgot about his k looking with the bases loaded yesterday.
rip

bobby was about to misplay that too

luckily, it wasnt in the field

So....

Is Ortiz back on the juice or what?

I'll take that as a YES
All signs point to yes.
ortiz way behind the heatah
i think he figured it out
well

after throwing so many, might want to throw your best pitch, which happens to be a changeup.

but what do i know

HAMMERED

THROW THE CHANGEUP

power threat v. power pretenders on our team
Sorry, Fernando

Regression’s a bitch.

Well, all I can hope for now is a few boston fans getting stabbed at the big A.
you can't be serious
arte's fan base

representamos

YEAHHHHHH

LOL EAT A DICK BELTRE

Game over

Bring out Kohn

Home Run Derby Continues
this team is a POS
when did big papi start taking his steroids again?
Probably when he saw,

The slap on the wrist that Manny got.

FERNAN

DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE

WHAT SON, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

season over

i give up

TAKE YOUR BAG YOU BITCH
Can we see Kohn pitch now?
Who was Tito dropping the f-bomb on?
All I can say is thank god StarCraft II is coming to take my mind off things.
Francoma

used his F-bomb for the month

Looked like he used 4
Kohn please?
I wish I wasn't addicted

I really don’t like our team this year

did Rodney have a reason to drill him?

other than he’s not happy.

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