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Angels Game Thread 2

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EX-Angel of the Game
Vlad (0-4, 2 LOB, 1 GIDP, 1 K)
116 votes
Bengie (1-4, 2 K, called 13 hits for us)
54 votes
Oliver (4 H, 3 ER in 0.2 IP)
176 votes

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LETS GO HALOS
LETS GO HALOS
santana magical
that was quite the shimmy,

Sr. Meneo

Throw a bunch of junk to Young.........
Ask and you shall recieve
Santana is the man tonight
Lets go Ervin
a walk here is sooooooooo bad
A K here is soooooooooo good
it is isn't
Lets go VOODOO
Kotch would've had that
STFD SHITTY ASS

WOO

8 SOs

Who does Ervin think he is, WTY?

8K? The SEC is happy
Ina Kinsler= epic douche
you know in his Gamcast photo....

he looks alot like a younger Lackey

is Ina his mom?
who is ina his mom? His-a dad?

Okay, I’m not proud of that one. My 12 year old inner child made me do it

nooooooooooooooo
Ah shut up-a you face
whatsamattahU?
It's-a not so bad
We're all starting to sound-a like Chico Marx
Ian Kinsler =epic-er douche
Ina is more of a bitch than a douche
Santana for the CG?
Voodoo with the black magic

sosh better send erv back out

deserves a CG

but Dark Lord of Soth won’t let him lose it either

Does he go 9?

IDK, but that fastball is still exploding out of his hand.

I think not

his little prayer after Naps caught that ball seems to say he’s out.

ah, I wondered if it was just the first time I'd noticed.
Prolly not... he's over 100
Well done Ervin.

If we can just get Kaz out of our rotation…… it’d be looking pretty nice

T-Bell is not the answer.
I think he is

Hell throws o’s every game

He's at 103

CG?

eat my asshole

stupid rangers

Be careful what you wish for

You never know with LSB posters.

thats a lot of hungry texans.
ever think about becoming a mariner fan?
I hear they got some sweet fish tacos
fishy tacos

nasty

if they aren't 49cents

and at Taco Bell then they aren’t for you???? cmon man explore!

fish tacos YUMMMM

Rubios!

Wahoos!
even better! but there isn't one by me....so I'm stuck with Rubios

There is a place by work called “Taco Shop”. KILLER fish tacos there!

* sniff sniff *

Miss that place. :(

No east coast Rubios?
nope.

Apparently there is some place called Moe’s further upstate, but I’m not convinced. Have found amazing (AMAZING) tacos around the corner from work (at Bagel & Schmear, go figure), but no fish tacos. Luckily, the boyfriend and I are good cooks.

see if you can find El Torito Cilantro Pepita Caesar Salad dressing.

corn tortillas, fish, that stuff, shredded cabbage and lotsa lime. delicious!

I will definitely keep my eyes peeled for that.
if not let me know, I'll ship you a bottle or you can buy it online

if you find a ‘free’ shipping offer!

I am lucky to work in NY,

where I can find just about anything. :)

yup
PS - thanks for the shipping offer!
He's already a Rangers fan
Mathis pitching?

When did they sign him, too?

Mathis is pitching?
the way he throws, it might work
Mathis pitching would be an improvement over Shields...
Or Kazmir
The garden gnome would be an improvement over Kaz
Hell, *I* would be an improvement over Kaz

And I have a bum shoulder and don’t know how to pitch

Neither does Kaz
I seriously think he's done. I think he's gone Ankiel and forgotten how to pitch.
let's move kaz to the OF...an improvement over rivera! worked for ank
can we just get dan haren so i can sleep @ night...
and an improvement over him catching?
Kinsler is a stud!
Kinsler FAIL! nice
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

I think we’ll stay the F- on your field, Kinsler

YAY!

Errors are cool.

Kinsler with the Gold Glove
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Kinsler blows!

That's how you do it Kinsler
Son of a bitch
Roll call.

Why the hell couldn’t we start this series playing like this?

cliff lee.

no excuse with cj wilson.

sweep @ the big A...
Is Lee scheduled to pitch at the A?
hey dude....how are you doing?
I think.....

Cliff Lee and yes CJ Wilson had a lot to do with it, plus a lot of BABIP nightmares

Breaks going our way for a change tonight?

That’s new

Mathis v. Matsui

who sucks worse?

or more

or harder???
i think Matsui just answered you.
matsui vs LHP -- automatic out / mathis catching + runners on base -- automatic steal
In a few AB, we'll have Mathis vs. Mathis
I'll take it since runners were advanced
Man Stan.......
Productive out

not as good as an unproductive hit

now that was a horrible ab
Napo-Smash time?
I love it....Naps is a hitting threat! ha ha
I think anyone is a threat when hitting in front of Mathis
Anomaly up at the plate
Plate is a myth. It's a statistical anomaly
y'all are extra funny tonight.
Thank you! I'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal!!!
Dont write off into the sunset
AnomalyVille Horror
ACallaspso has a Jose Guillen-esque a-hole vibe...thoughts?
No

but the whole Rangers do

I want SOS back
Me too

Will Smith wasn’t as good as advertied

he wasn't advertised all that ggod
Tell that to the aliens
Smarty pants.
[looks around innocently]
I don't imagine that you could ever look innocent.
^is completely incapable of the innocent look
Hey!! I resemble that remark!!!
I really liked him in Men In Black.
that movie was great
We drag it out periodically just to laugh at Edgar.

Eggar: Want chooger.

more....no more
Heehee.

We quote that one line at each other when we’re putting sugar in iced tea at a restaurant. People look at us funny.

step by Step

wow already cappin on the new kid on the block

I don't see Suzanne Somers or Patrick Duffy anywhere
AWESOME

that song is going to be in my head for days now. (Ooh baby, I’m gonna get to you giir-iiir-iirl…)

Did I read correctly that he has

both a record for spousal abuse and drunk driving????

cite?
here

pick one

very J-G like

Oh great.
I think it was one incident with the charges dropped and still with his wife

While a heinous act, not convicted of anything. I’ll wait and see. This is too ugly to paint someone with without proof

unlike that hot dog thing.

psssh.

What? Who did what with a hot dog?

cringing Maybe I ddon’t want to kknow.

you totally, absolutely,

do not. Even if it’s from a book that has been very discredited, you probably still don’t want to know.

Who are we not talking about with the hot dog incident?
Slater and Aybar
Ohhhhhh.

mmmm-kay.

wait wait...what did they do with the bun?
Hahaha! Trouble-maker.
Simulated Hot Dog fellatio

that ended with Aybars wiener in a hot dog bun with callapso about to eat it

NOW I wanna know more.............
I thought you knew.
nope

wanna email me the lurid details?

If you really want to know, read "Odd Man Out"
I don't know. I was the one asking.
link

in the first comment here.
No, really, that’s what it’s called.

Oh, that book.

Yeah, everyone said the author was full of shit.

OMFG!! that's hysterical!

and gross at the same time!

he has a few i think too -- hence my feeling he has a major a-hole vibe...
"Well if he doesn't, he should"
The anomaly continues.

Not your fault, naps, your just victim to something that I read on the internet.

0-5 Napolicious...

only starter without a hit

home run total?
3 so far
uno mas,

por favor!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo
yeah, i'm an idiot.

not sure how i missed where we’re at in the game.

Gonna be more.. F-Rod in
crap, no Mathis vs Mathis

historians can now only debate the outcome

Starring Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep
Napoli

Has not had a multiple K game all month…Pretty remarkable.

deffo an anomaly.
damn you for getting that before me.
It's just a myth
In fact...

He has only struck out 10 times all month…Compare that to 30 times last month and 33 the month before.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Rodney

Please don’t blow this game

Lets do this Rodney
Holy S%#D

he throws one fastball and we are throwing changeup?

Have him establish the fastball Mathis

Sit Down, please, Vlad.
STFD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I could never tell Vladdy to STFD.

But hey, that’s me.

that ab is going to have Vlad swinging at everything for another month

I love it

you tell em vlad

still, stfd.

Sit down Vladdy
Sit Down Pretty Please!
That was awfully polite
I don't now about SiR, but I can't bring myself to tell Vladdy to STFD
It would feel wrong.
I was about to

Then I thought better of it

c'mon, it's Vladdy!
WE'RE GONNA SWEEP (the last two games of) THE SERIES
One can only hope.
k3yerout vladdy
that hack tells you he's looking change
apparently Mathis can't read swings

when a guy puts an emergency hack on a fastball and your pitcher is a two pitch pitcher, what the hell do you think he’s sitting on Jeffie………..

Oh well

Weak part of the lineup after Cruz

what do you expect from a flame-tattooed arm
Bourgos and Trumbo

each with 4 hits through 7

NICE

Its also 16-1 Bees

fun
I was gonna go to this game but decide to go Monday and Tuesday instead

:(

it'll be good anyway!
I'm just waiting for the end of August...

we have a 5 game series with them here in Co. Springs

cool.

the future (if managed properly) looks good.

I wish the Angels would platoon guys for matchup reasons

rather than just to give them rest. I could see Bourjos and Jeremy Moore working well together as a split, same maybe for Trumbo and Baird

wow.....FROD did it
B-Mo....I luvs ya....but STFD!!!
Damn Fraudney is wild as crap.......

how the hell is he ever really effective?

Everyone stand up, clap and cheer

for final out

standing and cheering
Does anyone see the add on Gameday

free tickets to see Astros in Phonix? I wish i dont win

I didn't think it was possible for Bengie to get any bigger, but I was wrong.
Where are the Beat LA chants?
it is the texas heat
Definitely a gansta cap
some fan was yappin at mike
Joe Mauer would have somehow caught that
Jorge Posada would have
(Easy) Win!

Tomorrow should be the same

No such thing!

But I agree with the second part.

LIGHT UP THAT hAlo!!!!!
Light it up

still alive

LIGHT UP THE HALO

Just another Halos Victory

Light Up The Halo!!!!!!
Light it up!!!!

Now lets get these punks tomorrow.

Woo-Hoo

no bullpen arson tonite!!

26 pitches for 3 K's

life again……..

cue the “staying alive” theme song.

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk...
Who pitches tomorrow in Kaz's slot?
I do

nah, not really.

You can put a Halo over this one.
Shotgun is dadgummed good with his cliches
this guy is way too close interviewing mathis.
Who is the interviewer?
chris myers.. i think
Chris Meyers sucks

I hate him

infact... i just found this chris myers gem on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0lbJiJBfnU

Not my fave either.
My tv is slightly out of sync so the whole interview was kind of strange.
Since when is that ESPN guy doing interviews for the Angels

Don’t really care for him….

asks him about the beat LA chants.....

WTF

What an idiot.
He hasn't been on ESPN in almost ten years
Mathis is straight Country
cue 'Dueling Banjos'
Another night game tomorrow. No early wynn.
so happy we won that one
Turning point?

Maybe?

starting point to the END!!!
Possibly.

Maybe it’s time for the annual Rangers meltdown.

sigh.

I know.

wouldn't that be wonderful!
tomorrow.

if bell puts together a great game and we get a W, the season is salvaged.

Unfortunately, trevor bell fucking sucks.

I think he did OK in NY last week?
He could pull an SOS,

ya never know…

(Sheesh. I’m a sucker.)

he can!

i hope he does.

I think that was rich thompson, who also sucks, but put together a great 1,2,3 inning against the yanks.

Thompson pitched well in the Wed. day game,

but Bell pitched a good (scoreless) ninth on Tuesday night.

ah, youre right.

all we can do is pray the for the best… and … a lot of angel runs.

YES!

Lots and lots and lots.

I'll be happy with a Returning Point

win tomorrow & we’ll at least be back where this series started

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