Halos Heaven

they're filthy

Jim -

….you still might be better than the Phyzz

HR BOBBY WILSON!!!!!

BOBBY WILSON!

HOLY CRAP

BOBBY WILSON HOMER

Bobby woooo

GOODBYE BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby Wilson!!!!

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

what's up brutha?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

HR?

Bobby!!!

LMAOO!!!!!!!

haha Rev

Okay guys I’m back what did I mis -HOLY SHIT.

YEAHHHHH

Times like this I hate being blacked out. :((

You don't how many times I've said that

ZING!

Go away Rev

You might be bad luck

ever since he has been bloging the Angels have not won a WS

ever since he has been bloging the Angels have not won a WS

Half way there

2 more than willits

Halos in DE - July 21, 2010 reply

"Upgrade at catcher"????

Take that U-Haul!!

hbhalofan - July 21, 2010 reply

Hey Mathis

learn something from your fellow catch mates

Train!

Sounds like a game in Seattle!

All aboard the Bobby Wilson train

Bobby Wilson?!?!? Really

WOW

Atta boy Aybar

BOOM!

Shaka-laka, shaka-laka, shaka-laka!

Where's your drill sergeant?

Blown up sir!

BLOWN UP SIR!!

JulyBar!!!

Julie Newmar?

Wong Foo

Thanks for everything.

Eyebar!!!!

Leave the room again Rev.

we got a HR last time he left.

This is HOWIE do it!

Come on Howie!

You name someone Boone

if you love cheap wine

billhune - July 21, 2010 reply

Strawberry Hill!!!

Question

Which unis are the Angels wearing today?

red jerseys, gray pants

There is something magical about the alternate aways!

I’m just sayin’… There was a run (last year? year before?) when they won pretty much every game in the alternates.

uh..Daniel Boone was from KY

9 BBs for Howie, I think guys

i lied... thats was SBs i looked at. :(

Are you guys still on Skype?

Ground out

no DP

Because I'd rather not use my cell phone minutes

HR #11 against Vazquez would be great here Bobby

72 pitches... HALF of them in this inning

let's go Chalupa..

SHIT!

Nice job Aybar......

Shitbar

Why would you try to steal there?

rally killer

preposterous

mastermind565 - July 21, 2010 reply

that was fucking stoopid

was that Sosh that called that shit?

fire him

hire don mattingly

haha

Why in the hell would you steal there?

That wasn't a freakin swing

DUMB but someone called that play somewhere, no?

though after Abreu yesterday, I say we don't try and steal at ALL in NY...

We are the worst base runners I've seen in years

One mandatory out on the bases.

Ugh

Way to trade an out for a chance at a marginal situational advantage.

Here's a link

CLICK HERE

WiHaloFan - July 21, 2010 reply

Best way to get out of an inning

I don't understand

why they try to steal 3rd base when a lefty is batting…WOW…

BS

Rev should just read posts for the mutecast

lol

YES!!!

LOL

Can you imagine if he did that for the one game where he waived the F-bomb rule?

It would be a normal mutecast for him

A single there makes the game completely different.

But a strike out/throw out swings all momentum back to the Yanks…. seriously wtf.

Scioscia sounds like he coaches base running

The way a kindergarten teacher coaches manners.

I have questions regarding the mutecast.....

What do I resident “experts” think about the MLBTR post that we’re in on LaRoche and a few other 1B? Think it helps us at all?

Halowood - July 21, 2010 reply

wtf?

it's tuff, but if you get your decoder ring out. It will make sense

I like LA Roche...

…and Cantu ( think he was mentioned, also) as potential pieces, they’re not studs, but I’ve liked Cantu for a while and he would be a decent 3B moving forward….

again, depends on what we give up to get ’em.

I don't think that the post helps us at all.

It at least gives you something to discuss

it's a bonus FanShot/Post by Halowood

Granderson K'd.

is he

DFA yet

I'm working on it

Looking for the damn headset.

Juancho would have had that

No he wouldn't

he would have slid and missed

OK. Kotch would have had that.

Bengie Molina?

He would have made a triple off Stan

No he wouldn't. He would have got mono while the ball was in the air.

Zing!

Ball 3 looked like a strike

Flamengo with black legs?

Does Mrs Halofan concur?

Is that a Flamingo doing a Flamenco?

While preparing a flambe?

Yankees Game Plan:

hit it towards Matsui…..

STFD

Jeter

Hahahaha STFD Jeter

STFD Jeter

That’s unpossible!!!! How DARE the umpires give a called third strike on JETER!!!! Especially in Yankee Stadium!!!!

STFD

Woah, I think Pineiro got the Yankee strikezone there

Gamecast actually thought he got squeezed earlier in the count.

Ya, it looked like he was getting squeezed earlier, but strike 3 semeed generous

Gamecast isn't God

But it thought the pitch was a strike, fwiw.

That's unpossible!

No way would the umps embiggen the zone when the Holy JETER is at bat

love it

embiggen. I’m using it…

Thank Jebediah Springfield.

Remember the owners weren't so good to the players either

The Agony and the Ecstasy

That’s the them of our season

Jeter got tossed

liar!

Whaaaaa?

ooooh how I wish I were there to see that.

Never mind

No he didn't

I thought he did, guess I was wrong

NEVER DO IT AGAIN!

or else.

I thought so too.

I saw that ump’s arm make the motion.

really? color me skeptical

Damn you made us hope

Although Jeter isn’t as bad as some other players

Pineiro at 100 pitches.

Beautiful??

Rev liking ginger

Atta boy Hula

lead off double

Dammit

That’s a run if freaking Aybar doesn’t try to steal third.

Patented MFY delay in progress

Torii!!!

i said that already

TORII!!!

Rev just said "fricken"

hey man, watch your language!

OH NO!!!! THERE GOES TOKYO!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!

MATSUI!

doesnt Torii live in Arlington?

lol

Godzilla Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

CALLED IT REV

WOOOOOHOOOOO

MATSUSHI!!!!

2 RUN HOMER FOR STAN

damn

Can we play the Yankees all the time?

GOODBYE BASEBALL!!!

Hideki Matsuiiiii!!!!!

Baby Dolls in Arlington

so I’ve been told

Thank you Matsui!

Thats why you dont steal 3rd.

I have to register on this site just to click the Skype button?

Anything to get my info.

Listening to Rev cheer

Is the best thing ever

Ladies and gentlemen,

We have ourselves a ballgame.

:)

DONGZILLA!!!!

chairmanofthebar - July 21, 2010 reply

OUTSUIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stan!!!

Wow. I love my job again.

RAWR!

It's a Thrilla, from Godzilla!!!

I'm liking that!

It's what the Yankee announcers said when he was with them

Irony FTW

Matsui

Looovvvveeessss that wall.

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Give the kid a chance!

Dang!

Godzirra likes meatballs

hbhalofan - July 21, 2010 reply

NOO SKELETOR

DON’T TAKE VASQUEZ OUT

Na na na na

Na na na na
Hey hey
Good bye

Now I see why Matsui

got MVP last year….This is his playground

You're not feelin' great, it's the espresso and brownie talking.

I could go for espresso and a brownie right about now.

I can go for one anytime

That's pretty annoying.

At least have the guy throw a pitch between visits. Don’t just go “one visit, two visit”, unless you’re gonna do it in style (Dodgers…)

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

LOL

I can't remember

Is Mo on the DL? Bcuz I do not want to see him

Nope, he's healthy. The rest of the Yankees bullpen is pretty bad though, so there's that

Rev's starting to remind me of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

You think I'm funny? Funny how?

Do I amuse you? Like a clown?

With 4-5 f-bomb's added in...

Hey......

wheres Brandon Wood???lol

Having trouble with BlogTalkRadio's login server not responding

"Coaching visit to mound"

“Pitcher change…”

NO SHIT, YA THINK?

More like

“Coaching visit to mound…”
“Coaching visit to mound…”
“Pitcher change…”

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

No, that's Mattingly for the Doyers

It is a Mall

with a steakhouse

there's a steakhouse?

yes...out near the right field gates

huh. whaddya know.

I don’t make it a habit to walk around…

In MFNYS? Yeah.

Or is it NMFYS?

c'mon on Naps

Nate Robertson played for the Tigers

No that was Nate Robinson

got DFA’d by the Marlins today

What happened

To the good tigers?

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Hasn't Naps homered in his past 3 games

Yes, he has

I'm glad we got to see

shitty Vazquez…

Unfortunately, we also saw shitty Pineiro

atleast he's

settled down a bit and didn’t go all Kazmir on us….yet..

Yep, he just showed up a little late

Time to pick up Rivera in your fantasy league kids

already have him :)

But he's worthless

Yeah, I wonder if you could get some other worthless guy instead.

HA! =>

Had him all along

Got him in a package with Ervin

But he's worthless

Hes worthless except for exactly 24 days a season

where he compiles all his counting stats then does absolutely nothing else.

Speaking of movies

saw the Prestige yesterday for the first time. It was pretty awesome.

funny that you don't like voice overs

while you are doing one yourself

Well, Gamecast just called a ball on the same pitch Jeter struck out on

Guess he had a legitimate beef.

Gamecast = ESPN, right?

Brooksbaseball says all three were legit strikes.

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Sorry, I meant Gameday.

My apologies. It’s the MLB site.

Point still stands

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

One on, one out.

FRANDERSON!!!!!

What a bunt!!!!

Great bunt

BUUNNNTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

EHON TIMMMMIIIINGGGGGG

I freaking heart frandersend!

I heart him more

Well I sponser his BR page

I feel like a proud papa!

Quad Fin Rider - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Perfect move: The Unforgiven

Move or movie?

Opps! Spelling error. Movie.

Nah, Raiders of the Lost Ark

I Skyped in

Can you see me in the queue?

Sort of the Anti-Verizon guy?

“Can you see me now?”

Whats the phone no?

(646) 652-4394

Damn you Tommy Tutone!

thanks

Damn

Wait.

What’s all this skype business?

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Come on Aybar... just a lousy base hit.

Juancho brain fart

Come on, gap one...

Howie Hero Time

That had the potential for suckass

Phew

But Rivers = hurt

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Holy shit Juan

nearly screwed up

Time for a Howie Doubles

nice slide

I care

What happened?

Juancho overran 3B and nearly got picked off

Single to left, Rivera went half way home, then went back to 3rd and almost got picked off

Would have scored.

"Would have scored"

No.

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Yep

Yankee announcers even admitted it.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 21, 2010 reply

Howie Doubles please.

I can haz hit pleeze?

Don't you, but you can haz cheezburger

Is Juan hurt?

It's all riding on you Howie

c'mon HOWIE

Just a base hit, Howie.

Hell a walk would be fine

Anything other than an out or a FC

c'mon howard!!

Ugh, full count

Walk or hit, walk or hit

Walk it out...

Shit

dang!

LOBster

Booooooo

Wow.

RIGHT at him.

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Noooooooo

Ugh fail

Hit it hard but right at a guy

Shouldve taken a course at

“Derek Jeter school of bloop hits”

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

CRAP

Damn it all

Efff

Line drive right at somebody

Crap.

I think howie's 1-8 in this series

Future batting champ

Current batting chump

He'd always done pretty well against MFY, too

regression to mean?

Yeah, but could easily be 3 - 8

Had a hard grounder up the middle deflected by the pitcher yesterday and a line out today.

Ah dang.

Checking in for this day game! A little baseball over lunch = awesome sauce.

lightupthehalo - July 21, 2010 reply

But we're STILL gonna win!

right?

Bullpen coach caught smiling at Daughter of Moondoggy

Recognized her from last night’s game. :)

I missed it

crap

No, she texted me that; wasn't on TV

oh

yeah, guess I worded that a little funnily.

Grabbing some lunch.

In the immortal words of our governator: I’ll be back.

But in Howie’s defense
he hit that ball well, but got unlucky

BABIP

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

I called in, they don't seem to know...

or they're ignoring me!

I think Scioscia might be pushing his luck a little bit here

Given the quality of the bullpen

I’m not so sure.

True

A 1 2 3 Inning here puts all kinds of pressure on the Yanks

Generous strike call there

s.

Aybar!

What a play

Nice inning!

Send him out for another one!

Wowbar

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 21, 2010 reply

Thank you very much,

Aybar

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Joey P.

He kept us in the game.

this.

He’s kept em in alot of games. As good as Weaver has been, I hate to think how far back the Halos would be without Joel.

Carl G - July 21, 2010 reply

Hell yeah

Not even the 7th inning yet..

hang in there HÅLOS!

That was quick.

Pinata is dealing

Someone
wanna hit a solo shot or hit in the clutch?

If Aybar did a jump throw there, he might have sealed up a gold glove

belongs to
Jeter already

Hey Rev

have you ever met Shag?

WE MUST SCORE IN THE 7TH!!!!!

I can promise you, the Yankees will go to Mo Rivera for the 8th and 9th to win this game.

Halowood - July 21, 2010 reply

No way

They’ll throw Mo out in the 8th if Joba gets in trouble, but they won’t bring him out to start the 8th.

probably not
maybe when its 2 outs or if its close

But, but,

Halowood promised!

Indeed

7th Heaven

Nice inning by Pineiro.

7 pitches to get outs from Swisher, Teixeira and Rodriguez.

U2 were never good

U2 has always been awesome

Excepted when they were douchebags

which is always

Always never

Always never never

Where the streets have no name

haloduck - July 21, 2010 reply

and Bono has backpain

fake

he took all the tixs money and invested it while he enjoyed the WC for free

Yo angels

Can we please pull a run out of this?

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

let’s see
if Godzilla agrees with you

Fastball in

K looking

Rev is short-circuiting on the Spice Girls...

If we somehow win, would this be our biggest come from behind win all season?

Yep

Not sure but it would definitely be the best.

winning this one would be a great way to roll into Texas

+1

Joba's up in the pen

Hey, I like Coldplay

moreso than U2, at least

Coldplay is good

But listening to more than 2 of their songs in a row depresses me.

coldplay is shit

cupie - July 21, 2010 reply

There's a lot worse around

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 21, 2010 reply

Here comes the Dek.

it was you Wi

I heard him fine

Gross

Dammit Matsui

Be more like Vlad!

Is that Nick Cage on Mutecast?

oh great...

joba the hutt

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 21, 2010 reply

Joba coming in to face Naps.

Battle of the fat boys!

Joba stinks

How weird that I see the game a few seconds earlier from 3000 miles away

Most of us are also 3000 miles away?

Dammit Stan

Come on Naps!!

Napoli is gonna strikeout.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 21, 2010 reply

If he does, he'll taker a called strike three. He does that a hell of alot.

reverse psychology?

Yep

Debbie Downer

Howard's Halo Hotline on the radio

Yet another Darwin Award winner calling in

I would never buy from Howard's

They insult my intelligence

You don't think the spots fall into the "so bad they're good" category?

I don't think so

They’re just painful.

Not for me, dude

They fall into the catagory of “so bad I want to puke”.

No prob. I can relate.

http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/12/1/676657/forgive-me-halos-heaven

They do for me

When I get enough money to buy a new TV that’s where I’m going

haloduck - July 21, 2010 reply

Outsui

Over/Under

Mike swings wildly at the first pitch

17 homers and 43 rbi

ugh

We weren't CS????

haha Torii managed to steak a base legitly

*steal

…I’m hungry, I have an excuse

Better than chickening a base legitly.

Duck!

Turkey

turducken

The 1st syllable puts me off

mmmmm, steak.....

medium rare

did you find any reference to that murder story?

yes

guess he was depressed about his Thai wife leaving and was drunk and flipped out when she propositioned him

New York Strip, on the bone, medium rare

(Does anyone else watch Covert Affairs?)

I had steak for lunch

Man I sure hope Naps gets an RBI Sushi

I mean single.

Chamberlain...5.77 ERA.

Strikeout coming

nope

Ball 4

he walks!!

I'll take it

Let’s go Juancho

let's do this Speedy Juanzales

Juancho infield hit off the plate!

Frandsen time

Let's go Johnny, let's go!

Bases Juiced again

wow

loaded 2 outs – frandsen

Wooooooooo

Loaded

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 21, 2010 reply

Come on K Fran!

Juan with the IF hit

I think a pig just flew by my window.

Booooooooooooooooooooooo

SHIAT

Wow, Frandsen fail

Oh eff off Franny

CRAP x2

crap!

Come on.

That was awful.

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Crapulence

Sadface.

FUck FUck FUck FUck Fuck Fuck Fuk

You're out of F bombs till February

Agree with Dono's sentiment, though

Definitely

Just another Halo failure....

Halowood - July 21, 2010 reply

Weak

Frandsen...

What the balls

Ugh

Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh

You're out of Ugh's until January

Gorbachav5 post with luminous resistance power

Where's Nazi dude to sing that?

More LOBsters

That’s 6 in the last 2 innings

Football?

Really?

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

[Censored] NFL isn't happy with their own season. They have to take over ours, too.

PUshy bastards

And that is

American football, just so UK Halo doesn’t get confused.

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Where you use your hands to throw an egg-shaped object?

That would be “handegg”, not football.

Or rugby

can't throw in rugby

Lateral pass = throwing backwards

you can, just not forwards

I thought you could only pitch underhand

real football is played with your feet.

This caller is starting to sound like Wall of Voodoo's Stan Ridgeway

We have more more shot at it. I really doubt we could get anything against Rivera

one more*

prolly not

but Mariano is NOT as good with a 6 out save

MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

MOAR, even.

Cmon Shields

Get that old mojo back

OH MY EFFING GOD THE STUPID STUPID BUYERS WANT TO CLOSE EARLY.

We agreed to this a month ago, but they didn’t follow through, last week the escrow company told us August 6 as previously planned, and now they want to close next Friday.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

UGH

sorry.

poop

INdeed.

And we don’t have a moving company yet. Supposed to see two reps today, one cancelled. and the other just tried to put it off until tomorrow. What is wrong with these idiots? I have to drag the actual figures out of them half the time.

where you moving to?

Seattle area.

To be near future grandchildren.

If they write it down, they can't gouge you later

Balls

Nice job Shields

OH MY EFFING GOD

THE PITCHERS IN THE BULLPEN STILL SUCK

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

You can quote me.

No, it was Miranda

thanks for keeping is close Scot

HR by Miranda (not Cano).

Miranda hit that.

Why is Shields on this team still?

someone has to represent the 02 team?

Nostalgia?

Gardner will slap one

Over the third basemens head

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Or get tossed mid-AB

This game is over, bye guys.

Dammit. Evil Shields today

TROLOLOLOLOL

Figgi4life - July 21, 2010 via mobile reply

Sub is making me laugh

and I’m waking up my. No good can come from that

Brett Gardner just got ejected in the middle of his AB

Na na na na

Na na na na
Hey Hey
Goodbye

Annoying person at work sending me chats about the game

Stopped suddenly when I mentioned that I was not rooting for the MFY. Shame.

Does your friend know what MFY stands for?

Pardon me. Acquaintance, not friend.

I didn't say that, she'd be (more) clueless

She asked when I left, and I replied that I stayed til the final out, as I’m an Angels fan. She’s kind of shallow and annoying… Now she’s asking “so you must’ve been excited?” Well, yeah, but shut it anyway.