Halos Heaven

hey man,

I never touched that guy at Game 6! Asshat.

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

Woah. Textin' Fight

War of Word

Shut him up when I told him I went to princeton

GIDP.

STFD

Oh. Never mind.

Not a GIDP, off the foot.

LETS GO HALOS

Holy Heck!

Mice Tits!

Maicir!!!

bye bye Joe

Nice

Skeletor tossed

supertwin powers

ACTIVATE!

(ok i know that was pretty damned lame…)

STFD Skeletor

you're outta here

U-Haul looked safe though

i think he beat it

by a half step

Gettin a lot of calls today

Doesn’t bode well for tomorrow

I mean the throw beat Teix

He gone

I love listening to the yankees radio when the angels are about to win....

and Jon sterling yells “THE ANGELS WIN THE ANGELS WIN” it warms my heart to hear his disappointment

when the Yankees lose

he only says it once

I have heard him say it twice when we swept them in 07 and 09

that would be an aberration

but as far as I’m concerned, Sterling can’t say that enough

It doesn't work with a team beginning with a vowel

Changes the pronunciation to “thee”

Skeletor

trying to justify his paycheck

cush

job

that's funny for all the right reasons

He Gone

please, let's not copy the chicago mf

they are the worst

You can

put it on the boarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

YES

SHUT UP

LOL

Don't be stealin' my lines

Huh, didn't see yours for some reason.

What's the score right now...

If Kazmir was starting pitcher

muddybox - July 20, 2010 reply

14-3

10-1

A lot to Six

6

behind the dicks

Rev Halofan - July 20, 2010 reply

who have we got up in the pen?

no one's been up,

But Wilson came out to warm someone up.

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

these announcers are doing some Skeletor loving

ladybug - July 20, 2010 reply

surprised?

not really

ladybug - July 20, 2010 reply

i'd be more surprised

if the ump’s gave opposing pitchers the same strike zone as the Yankers opposing team.

when don't announcers display

Skankers love?

when they're bahston announcers

announcahs

xactly

I thought Pinstripes were supposed to be slimming

They don’t help this dude

Cath was on TV (but waaaay to far away to be distinguished)

she's a supahhh-STARRRR

ladybug - July 20, 2010 reply

she was already on tv

with moondoggy
i was EXCLUDED!!!

when was that?

Septembarrrrr? And I was in the oc register too, fool.

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

i know

thats ur icon :)

please

like they’re going to show a latino on TV

Angels TV have nothing but!

but i was on the oc register website

really??

I’m in my away gray shirt and red hat, fwiw.

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

long long shot of the Angels BP

soI know you were on TV, but just a blur in the crowd

ahhhh

I see

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

Texas up 4-0 on Detroit

in the 8th

screw Texas

LETS GO ANGELS

CHUPA!!! CHUPA!!! CHUPA!!!

Go Abreuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Booby

Bob

Ooh, excitement

What about Bob?

SOS looks like the guy from "Oceans 11"

The one who was pretending to beat up George Clooney

yeah, Andy Garcia

No, not Garcia. See directly above

I didn't think you meant Garcia...

I meant Brad Pitt

j/k

Let's go Million Dollar Smile

They are showing more SOS

then the game right now

come on Gubi

is the only thing that you can talk about during the game is a pitcher “staying within his mechanics”?

he also talks about batting and keeping your hands in

all the time

i think that those are the ONLY things that he talks about

OK Torii

hit it out

STOP RUNNING, IDIOTS

Dammit Bobby! That's TWICE!

Bobby sucks

Dammit Abreu

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

You're not Vince Coleman Bobby!

Dammit Abreu

what the hell are you thinking??!!

Fucking Fundamentals

BB's always work

love free bases.

this team is dumb and deserves to be blown up.

Let's just ride them off

RE LAX

We suck on the basepaths this year

There cannot be a worse team on the bases this year

And the Yankees rain delay begins

wouldnt we win?

Game can't end in the middle of an inning

It will sap our strength

Is that different than the Posada delay?

huh?

No rain. Chan ho park just came in (he has the same bday as me and GA, btw).

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

OT: theres a store in orange called Produce World that makes the best guacamole.

sounds delicious

Make it fresh! It ain't that hard.

You don't understand.

They put magic in it.

Dude, that ain't magic. Whatever it is, though, is illegal in 7 states

it's pixie dust.

Ron Washington pixie dust?

ahhahahahahaha

nooooo.. that would be illegal

But you can still keep your job, and ...

MLB will back you up

mixed by leprechauns riding unicorns under rainbows and marshmallow stars

did you watch Willie Wonka one too many times?

Gronka-lonka gronkety gronk

Was talking to SOS before the game

He’s the head Chaunman

Diarrhea Ooh-Ooh

people think it’s really funny but it’s only Chan Ho Park

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

South Korea vs. Japan!

Nippon wins again

The japanese and the Koreans REALLY don't like each other

I KNOW!!!

my roommate from HS was Korean. Loathed Japan

I'll speak Japanese to Koreans at work and they yell

“I’M NOT JAPANESE, I’M KOREAN!!!”

then yell

GOCHUPARAMAGO

What's it mean?

go suck a ****

They would cry to the agents.

hahaha

thats what i would say to my classmates

Chan Ho Park is a Republican?

Hey, Stan did something good for once

FINALLY

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Bonzai!

OH NO!!! THERE GOES TOKYO!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!

HELL YEAH

I DISLIKE YOU SLIGHTLY LESS

he only hit that

cause he is back in the Bronx.

Way to hit an irrelevant HR

never irrelevant against the shankies

or with our bullpen

Haters gonna hate

got that cool pic in my head again

GO-Go Power Halos

hey

you stole my line.. but I like yours better

4 runs with our bullpen?

n STan

please get a freaking hit

an extra base job would be nice

thank you

Masui?

REALLY? 2 run home run??

Gozirrah

GODZILLA!!!

8-2

wtf??

Is this real?

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

Yeppers

Aren't you at the game?

I’m confused.

she is

shes never seen a win at yankees stadium (partially my fault)

Now I'm really confused

How is it your fault?

im cursed at yankees stadium

Go see them when Texas plays there

Oh I have never seen the Angels lose against Texas

6-0

Oh.

I think

that she is trying to make sure that she isn’t dreaming, and the Halos actually have a 6 run lead

I get it.

T

the morning after. I didn’t know you were cursed, Ivy! I thought it was me this whole time!

cath619 - July 21, 2010 reply

Uhh, that was supposed to say "This all made me laugh ... the morning after"

cath619 - July 21, 2010 reply

GOODBYE BASEBALL!!!!!!!!

Hideki Matsuiiii!!!!

'bout frigging time

Alright Matsui!!!!!!

This stadium turns everyone into fearsome hitters.

six runs is almost Jepson proof

ALMOST, being the key word.

But is it Shields-proof?

I bet that’s who Soth puts in

Might not be Shields proof however.

Rawr!

Is the sound Godzilla makes in the city!

maze88 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

He speakie Fuentes?

I can't enjoy this game while Lindsay Lohan sits in jail.

With nary a blackberry to check every 5 minutes. It must be torture.

Rec'd for pure hilarity

girls in prison

now that’s a game distraction

Too funny!

lmfao

holy crap that is just too freaking funny for words

WTG Matsui

Gokyle45 - July 20, 2010 reply

Chan Ho out of the Park

I like the Matsui Insurance policy

gotta say now i had given up on this team and must ask for a seat back on the bandwagon…

Rev Halofan - July 20, 2010 reply

sitting right next to me

I've given up on the team

but I have yet to give up on Matsui until I see him in the playoffs (if they make it)

Dontbatvlad4th - July 20, 2010 reply

No room, I take up a few seats

never give up

never surrender

Galaxy Quest

a GREAT movie

No one got it when I posted that

about a month ago.

cause you're a girl

"nothing stands in your way, when you're a boy"

isn't that a Pat Benatar lyric?

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Morvan, you shall be avenged

Rickman's the best

My favorite actor,

especially when he plays a villain.

Die Hard

Yippie Kiyay

great line

I love it when Bonnie Bedelia punches out the reporter at the end

Just saw that recently.

Maybe while I was on a plane …

[to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.

[to another wench] You. 10:45… And bring a friend.

I like Bruce Campbell and Kurt Russell

they are both underrated actors

They both rock.

Especially Bruce

There's a seat available at W6

I thought it was at W6G

must make it to the ALCS to use our secret weapon

unfortunately, secret weapon is useless outside of NY.

don't ever give up on the Halos!

Don't give up on us baby...

Okay, but you have to say 5 hail sociasia's and 3 Our Brando Wood's

Hi guys.

GO ANGELS!!!!

X2

hey Opie

Can’t complain about the outcome of this game so far :)

I know!

I just got down the hill in time to see Skeletor get thrown outta the game.

I think an in game poll is in order:

does the Halo ’pen blow the lead?

BrownLunchSack - July 20, 2010 reply

fuentes just gave claire a thumbs-up :)

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

hahaha

shes attracted by the mustache

he shaved it

You are now officially my enemy

I will fight you to the death sir

Did he give up a hit while he was doing so?

I swear everyone on here jumps on or off the bandwagon every game

Now if the Halos lose tomorrow you will all be off it again

The-Snake - July 20, 2010 reply

you betcha

That's it

You’re off the bandwagon.

I really don't see a lot of peeps from this site jumping on the Halos bandwagon; today.

Don't be giving up our sekrits

This game is more beautiful than a double rainbow

What does it mean?

SalmonStream - July 20, 2010 reply

SOS Pitches
Six strong innings in New York
Angels are winning

OK, dudes and dudettes.... It's time!!!!

And Scioscia in the back
Said “Everyone attack”
And it turned into a HALO BLITZ

And Hatcher in the corner
Said “Boy I gotta warn ya,
It’ll turn into a HALO BLITZ!”

Halo Blitz.. Halo Blitz….

It’s, it’s a Halo Blitz!
IT’S IT’S A HALO BLITZ!!!!!!

Ouch. That was painful.

BrownLunchSack - July 20, 2010 reply

Thank you Red!

a rousing round of “Halos Blitz” has been long overdue :)

Hasn't been occasion to use it.. the Halos haven't had a blitz in a while

true

but maybe busting it out during a bad game wouldn’t be a bad thing :)

There just aren't enough f-bomb priveliges to give the required response.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Funny thing is that

I don’t think these runs would be enough…if BBazmir was pitching.

maze88 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

I don't want to make too much of this, but SOS's performance might have saved the season.

Or at least kept us in it awhile longer.

dude.

see what he does the two outings

but you could be right

I was really hoping he'd step up tonight and take some pressure off the Kaz situation

and he did. Nothing but positivity and confidence can come from this game if we pull the win off.

wow...old Shields is here

what year is this?

2005?

I'll take that vintage over the 2009 Shields

2003...where we don't win the WS

BrownLunchSack - July 20, 2010 reply

Shields

teetering

Rev Halofan - July 20, 2010 reply

why is MLB.com forcing me to watch the Yankees broadcast?

walked jorge fn posada

READING AT THE BIG A

OMG I LOVE IT

reading?

http://www.angelsbaseball.com/rallyreaders

awesome

might have to sign up… unless theres an age limit,.. my daughter is 20 months

yup - you get to sit on the outfield and read a book.

i love reading

i just need a kid..

I wonder if I can borrow one from the neighbors.

THat pitch looked good on gamecast

uuuuuggggghhhhh

Some wasted dudes just moved into the seats behind us. Keep your eyes peeled for a fight back here.

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

i want to see you ladies

KICK SOME ASS

how much are beers at yankee stadium?

our*

ride on

haha

win

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

+1

you're write

10 bucks

Dang it, I'm blind here.

Cath going to go million dollar baby on a MFY fan

don’t forget to youtube it!

i can totally see it happening

and i would be her coach

haha

Hell yes!! Phone is dying, will check back in later.

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

they left

They couldn’t handle us.
Nice play Erick!!!!

cath619 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

Are we this good? Or are the Yankees that bad?

; )

it's one game...

We're like the Rangers beating Boston

with all of the Red Sox on the DL…Except not all Skankees are DL.

So yea, we’re that good (at times).

maze88 - July 20, 2010 via mobile reply

Now, let's all sing the Mini-Sirloin Burger song to help Shields finish it off!!

Way out west
[Way out west]

that didn't work so well last post season

at least “Black Taco” is dead. I really disliked those commercials.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

How bout that Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken sandwich song?

Brutal.

the story told

story told

about miniature cowboys

What the hell is going on?

I don't know, and I've got the tube on.

WTF happened?

And i'm not even drinking beer.

Why is Posada at 2nd?

no one knows

SOS

is the next Lackey?

DAD OF VLAD - July 20, 2010 reply

Wow Posada is slow

A balk??

They never call it on St. Andy, and he balks every freaking pickoff

Well. Of course. St. Andy pitches for the MFY

Victor and Gubi

are saying that Mathis was charged with some BS error? illegal use of equipment? what the hell is that about/

Can't use your mask to catch a live ball

is that what happened?

I didn’t see that.

Yeah

He scooped the ball up before it was called dead

damnit.

glad that the inning ended well for the Halos.

OK... Looks like the lead needs to be BOTH Jepsen and Shields-proof.

Mathis

illegal use of equipment

Illegal use of a roster spot

+1

Man, what happened to all that OMGMATHISISTEHAEWSOMEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!! of early-mid April?

Not you specifically.

Just in general.

the awful play of this team has worn me down

and me specifically would be correct

and for the record

I have always thought Mathis is a waste of a roster spot

i'm his witness

he hates mathis

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

I would tend to agree.

Clutch - July 21, 2010 reply

Defensive wiz eh?

Wait, what?

that sounds naughty

Ron Washington's illegal use of substances?

did he hit someone with his purse?

I wish they'd reply it- I like to get a second look.

They did. It's a good call, unfortunately.

They did

He scooped the ball up with his mask before it was called dead

Oh. Thanks for the description

OK. That makes sense now.

Mathis used his mask.

for what?

To stop a WP on the ground

thanks

He stuffed it up Jeter's arse

and found twelve thousand journalists already there

ahahahahahah

Stoopid ass Maffis

Nice

six outs to go

Still quivering*

Yeah Scot

No harm, no foul.

As Chick used to say.

wow

aftar all of that freaking drama a weak ground out? that is pretty satisfying. f**ck you umps, f**ck you Yankers..

Jack and a beer hat

forshadowing beer on tap at jack n the box.

Ad Block plus for firefox is the greatest thing ever created

So long annoying middle of the inning commercials.

NoScript rocks too. No pop-ups.

both are must haves for me

flashblock is pretty damned awesome too.

thanks for the tip

Mine doesn't work anymore for some reason...

update your filters and subscriptions

the ads on mlb tv?

espn gamecast

d'oh!

Oh. Those are flash ads. Good luck blocking those.

refer to one of my previous posts..

there is a kick ass addon for Firefox called flashblock.. :)

Yeah, I have Flashblock, NoScript, and ABP, but if you're watching a flash video

And that’s what they stream for ESPN, as far as I know, it’s kind of counterproductive to block flash.

you can black, and white, list most everything

yeah.. true.

sometimes you just need to permit flash, even though it’s bad.

flash ain't bad

it may devour all of your RAM, but it was the way I made Homestar Runner a friend

flash is BAD

Flash has more security holes in it than Internet Explorer… no wait. maybe that’s a bit of a stretch.. but regardless, there are more computers that are “owned” by hackers exploiting flash than almost any other technology on the internet.

^^^This is the correct response

Hey, I know my job :)

guess I had no problems ... yet

I stand corrected. Strong bad rulez

just do yourself a huge favor and make sure that any time yoiu get a prompt to upgrade flash..

do it. immediately. that usually means that there is a really, really nasty exploit in the wild that will do a hell of a lot of harm.

This CarMax commercial is Dramatically Stupid

Hola mis amigos y amigas

como estas

Aloha

Muy bien, pero mi trabajo es muy malo

orale guey jaja

que?

That was about the extent of HS Spanish that I remember 30 years later

(Except for: “Lo siento, pero no puedo vender la cerveza hasta las seis.”)

IDK I hear doyers fans say it alot lol

What does it mean?

The orale thing…

it's like hell yeah i think

I have to say

Jack in the box commercials never fail to make me laugh

that was a good one

mini sirloin burgers !!!

"See I like girls. DId I just say that out loud?"

“Yeah, you did.”

"should we kiss?"

"so your new sandwiches actually speak?"

"he ate your face?"

granderson, eh.

OMG Is he available?

Torii for Granderson straight up

actually we need to require Kaz be taken in the deal

and Mathis

don’t forget Mathis

Holy crap, what happened

I just got back and I see the score is 8-2.

If the Yanks score I’ll leave again.

WiHaloFan - July 20, 2010 reply

Tits, Nips, and Stan homered

what ever the hell it was it needs to continue to happen

as of late, Izzy has more HR potential than the little lizard

both showed Ruthian tendencies today

Nice adjective!

Hey Chan Ho

Fernando Tatis says Hi

Jeff hat trick

working his way to the golden sombrero

I purely hate the MetroPCS "Tech Talk" commercials

very annoying.

and probably racist, if i cared.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

That's our Mathis

we need a rally now, so Jeff gets a chance at a sombrero

Big Rally = Golden Sombrero

have you heard the tale of the Golden Monkey?

HEY UMP!

That's the Mathis I know.

Glad I didn’t drink the Kool-Aid.

im still drunk off that kool aid

doesnt he at least LOOK like hed be good at baseball.

He does have the proper baseball "look".

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Josh Hamilton blows, but that commercial is really cool.

I wouldn't mind seeing calapso batting 9th

He might have only struck out 2 times tonight as opposed to 3.

That is a beautiful play by a shortstop

and dumbass Gubi

had to compare it to Jeter.

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

WEB F'IN GEM

Nah. Jeter will get it for a routine play.

a routine play that he has to turn into

a jumping-360-wrongway-twobouce-runner beat the throw-missed call by the ump-for an out-web gem

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Wow!

great throw by Aybar

Aybar showing Jeter how to play defense

+1

Great play, but he didn't do the jump throw on a routine play, so he's clearly not as awesome as Jeter...

true true

alas, none of us are Jeter

Is it true that Jeter singlehandedly caught Saddam Hussein?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Derek Jeter taught Chuck Norris how to play gold glove caliber defense at short.

by teaching him how to hit

BP had to ask him how to build the cap for the busted oil well in the Gulf.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Jeter responded by presenting BP with his personal butt plug.

I was pointing out Jeter to my wife a couple of years ago

while we were watching the game in Thailand and I mentioned how all the women in NY went to sleep dreaming of Derek and subtly touching themselves. She said, “Why? He have fat face.”

I love my wife

do you sing 2 Live Crew songs to her?

Wu Tang Clan

they are Asian now

Admiral!!

WEB GEM

will only mention jeter though.

Jeter
gets mention for every routine play he does. The ball will roll right into his glove and he throws to 1st, and that’ll be a top 5 web gem.

that's true Secret Salmon

Ain't that the truth.

Screw ESPN.

STFD Swisher!

Swisher swishes!

sit down you douche bag

D-Mose is with the MFY????

They must be desperate for ’pen help.

Yep, Swisher was deserving of that ASG nod.

Well he did go yard in the first.

I stand by my hatred of the MFY.

How dare you use logic to further your argument red! ;)

Wait a minute what the hell

they have Dustin Moseley?

They signed him after we non tendered him

Minor League deal and he had to be up by a certain date or he could opt out. He’s been up since June I think

Oh damn

DUSTIN MOSELY?!?

yeah

i listened to him struggling vs the rays over the weekend

Jack Hole fan behind home plate

pays a couple bills to sit in the front row so he can wave at the camera and make an ass of himself in front of thousands.

millions

worth every penny

Sorry...he's King Jack Hole

mythical beast walking up to the plate

Mythical steroid enhanced beats...

...with bad hips

and a tiny ........you get the picture, roids and all

How long has Mosely been w/the Stanks?

all season in AAA -- he was just called up July 2nd

So the Yanks take our trash just like we take theirs?

Odd arrangement.

2(We're better than you)

jinx

At least were thinking green, recycling each others trash.

only our trash has been relegated to the yankee bullpen

Come on KRod2 just get this mofo and you can go sit down

Anyone see the headline on ESPN?

Front page…no joke:

Alex Rodriguez stands two home runs shy of 600. Why does nobody seem to care?

Because he's a PED using roid-boy?

I just think it's funny they don't realize the inherent irony in making a big deal out of this, then saying no one seems to care

Allow me to correct the headline

Alex Rodriguez stands two home runs shy of 600. Why does nobody outside of NYC or Bristol seem to care?

anyone west of the Hudson?

Somehow, I doubt that the Sux care either.

you mean that there is life beyond Brooklyn, the Bronx and Manhattan?

Wow

Just wow

Ha Ha

Nobody cares because he is a douchebag

why would anyone care?

WIN.

I think he pays them to post that shit

so he will have a chance at the HOF. They have been nice to Clements lately also.

Throw a F'ing strike

OK, it was Shields proof.

Is the lead KRod2-proof?

hmmm

YES

No harm. No foul.

yankee stadium just cried

throw them a hanky

there is a tiny violin somewhere..

I play FIFA World Cup 2010 a lot

And there’s this celebration you can do where you play a miniature violin. Absolutely hilarious.

lol

that is pretty funny

This is a nervous 8-2 lead.

three outs to go

I am so loving this game

since you now get to go back to PSA & talk smack there again?

YESSS!!!

Don't be lady there

kick ‘em while they’re down tonight!

I'll give it my best shot

although it goes against my grain

OT sorta:

But I wish we had Old Spice as a sponsor. I love their commercials, and it would be a nice relief from the constant “You’re The One” yelling at me.

Look... I have tickets to that thing you like

That guy rules

SWAN DIVE

I'm on a horse!

ina hot tub

Wi needs to have the Old Spice commercials as a comic gimmick

Sosh: I'm on a horse!

The music on that Southwest commercial sounds like the In-n-Out jingle.

Gotta like the way this is playing out

Did many of us think SOS was going to be nails and the Angels were going to knock Hughes around the yard?

No on SOS, yes on Hughes

Bandwagoner

yes...

er… no.

But this wont last, so just enjoy SOS shutting down the yankees.

Not me.

I looked at the blackberry, saw the score was 6-2, and automatically assumed we were losing. I had to look again to see we were actually leading.

I did

I always cheer for the halos to win, and to kick ass, and to win in our house

Yankee stadium counts as our house.

How many times can Chad Gaudin change teams in one year?

I thought he was with the MFY all year

I know he was the one pitcher they didn’t use in the ALCS last year

He went back to the A's earlier this season

Then went back to the Yankees.

Nice to see all of the loyal Skanks fans sticking around to watch the end of the game

Bozo up

Does Bell know his gramps is at bat?

In the pen, dude....

Jeter

Web Gem play

By definition.

Anything Jeter does defensively is a web gem.

gets a hit

earns a GG vote

WEB GEM!!!

I want to see Rich Thompson pitch

Slyintine - July 20, 2010 reply

I want to see him pitch when it matters

not in this game

Did rich thompson take the torch from casey kotchmen

as the most beloved angel who is absolutely worthless?

We like Ash.

sigh

sack up, guys.

This seems the opposite of what you should have said

His wife is pretty hot?

And she had a blog

Access restricted now

Amanda Quinlan is so much hotter

No you dont.

Halowood?

Rich Thompson must be bored in the Angels bullpen

Never being used

oh no Jeter missed one

Was that a Web Gem, too?

What I dont get he how he was even able to get his glove on it. AMAZING!!

GOLD GLOVE DEFENSE!!!!

Web Gem we won't see...

Webgem

error

his glove was going down

Home town scoring.

Gave him a hit, instead of the unthinkable E6

Attaboy, Jeets!

Now only Mathface is hitless on the night

poor little tyke

He's still suffering from the SI cover jinx

Worst case in history.

but he leads in so many other categories: E, LOB, K

House dressing

Ruin this guys Birthday, Torii

Didn't Torii have a pretty good birthday a couple of days ago?

you mean when he struck out with bases loaded in the ASG?

his birthday wasn't on the ASG was it?

I thought it was the 1st game after the ASB

Birthday was Sunday

No, it sucked.

Infield hit and a LIDP to kill Howie at 3rd

Is Weaver going tomorrow?

pinata

I thought so. Thought it was Pinata's turn

I'm OK with that

I think it's Pineiro

Yep

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Weav is going Thursday against Uncle Cliffy

Come on Stan!!!!!

+1

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Grand bonzai time.

More like bonsai

unfortuanatley

fail

Stan thinking "I used to get that call when I was a Yankee"

Thats a strike against Matsui but not Aroid

Dontbatvlad4th - July 20, 2010 reply

A-Roid's ego bends light

thus distorting the ump’s view.

Rec'd

with a reply fail to boot

bent by ego also

reply fail

Grand Salami coming up

of course not

Stan Fail

Why wouldn't you send Howie there?

they don't know either

Too short... and it was GRANDERSON!!!!!!

is he available???

Scioscia's old school

don’t embarrass the school yard bully

Granderson has a noodle arm

So when it makes sense to run, they don’t. Go figure.

His teammates call him

Al Dente.

Naposmash time

Why didnt we tag?

Cuz we had no spray paint

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Napo oppo x2?

Does matsui even care or try anymore?

He hit a 2 run homer

So props for something

so what's he now, 4 for his last 42

I’m not convinced yet

True

Napodribblerintocenter

I’ll take that

me 2

yeahhh Nap

Not a Napo-Smash but a Napo-RBI

WINGS and SALAD

Napoli is awesome

NICE

That works too… Naps is so getting laid

Awesome

Great Job!

Free Wings!!!!

Nice...Naps comes through

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

He's officially in one of those hot streaks.

Mamma, there goes that man!

C'mon, Johnny Worthless!

after you so eloquently defended him

sigh

Sarchasm

2 more runs.

Great job Naps.

Is an 8 run lead Bell-proof?

one would think

Ring-a-ding-ding!

Who they gonna trot out in the 9th?

Bozo was in the pen

I wish your guys could hear teh Ynakee announcers make excuses for them

ooh, rum...

Samples please

how the
hell these guys only got 2 hits and 2 runs vs a pitcher with a +4 ERA in the Majors?

element of surprise. no time to scout

ohh..they've had a day off, they had to travel. la de dah

They DID say that the Angels are travelling more than any team this year—-over 50,000 miles!

I spent 20 years listening to those hacks

that made Phyz sound good.

No thanks.

OneWestBank spot -- shoot me now

didn't see/hear that one

Reggie in for Hula Dula, K-Fran in for HK-47 and 3Wood in for Izzy

bring in the rookies!

BRANDON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

does anyone else here that subscribes to mlb.tv

get really pissed off at the volume changes between the broadcasts and ads?

are you forced to watch teh yankee broadcast too?

no

I can switch it to the FSW broadcast, thankfully.

it gives the option but goes back to the yankee broadcast here. I'm in NM this week for work

really? maybe it depends on your subscription..

but i have never had a problem switching between home and away broadcasts

You only get that with the expensive subscription. No choice with the cheap one.

Drives me nuts

Happens on broadcast TV too...

Somebody used that to make a settop box that killed ads.

you mean Tivo? :)

pre-Tivo.

It killed for 60 seconds if the audio had a sudden sustained jump.

I noticed the same thing when I was watching

I think this is just a common problem in general. Ads are just aired at a higher volume I’m pretty sure.

so to catch your attention. old trick

used in radio also

yeah but still annoying

i hate having to constantly change the volume when the ads are suddenly 120db louder than the broadcast

Who voted no in the pregame today?

Oh ye of little faith!

Didn't the pregame say if the Angels pitcher would make the out in the top of the 5th?

was that a typo or what?
I assumed it was supposed to be bottom

I'm trying to make it sound intentional so I get points for doubting SOS

shush now

yup

I could have swore it said if the angels starter would get the last out in the 5th

B WOOD, his time has arrived

time for what?

to transform

time to blow his chance to hit above .200

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

You must have serious wood.

And Silly Putty.

Free Wood

Free Willy

if tex had a clone

this would be him.

checkin in......

roll call…..

Spankin the Yanks

norcaliangelsfan - July 20, 2010 reply

is that what you call your winkie?

Who's that clown on the mound?

Bozo, Bozo, always laughs, never frowns

[ominous music plays]

Lead still bell proof

I'll believe it when I see it.

1 out

trevor bell

has never fooled anyone with his ridiculously shitty stuff.

he could learn
a knuckle and fool his own catcher, the batter, himself, and the umps.

fooled the Angel scouts

unfortunately, this doesn't seem too hard these days.

Did anyone give this guy his Miranda rights?

who are the Yankees throwing up there tomorrow?

Vasquez

woop woop

I think the Yanks

Are just gonna ride off tomorrow’s game

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

LOL!

raskul - July 20, 2010 reply

Will they be writing dirty?

Yes Cerritos!

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

Ed Whitson, I mean Javier Vasquez

whatever they eat tonight?

An open comment to Yankees fans

HAHAHAHAAHAHA!

How dare you make fun of Georgie

Made me laugh!

announcers are whining about Pettitte now...

Boo f-ing hoo.

Torii would have had that

Reggie!

vladtheimpaler - July 20, 2010 reply

Oh wow

Thought he caught that

not this year

last year either

I was kinda talking about Torii

Reggie sucks

Someone tell me again how Reggie is a good defensive replacement

Reggie

always spinning the wrong way

We should just let go of worthless Juan and his shitty defense

And plug in Reginald.

yea
we need someone who hits in the postseason too.

and his shitty everything

I say, Nigel. It would appear that Reginald had let that ball go by.

It's a bit of a sticky wicket.

If only we could someone just as worthless as Juan

how the F is trevor bell in the bigs?

can nobody in AAA hit a fastball with zero movement?

they can

that’s why he’s up here

Can I has Mike Trout?

cardinalwraith - July 20, 2010 reply

Or Peter Gorgeous

I like that..."Gorgeous."

cardinalwraith - July 20, 2010 reply

Can't claim credit.

Someone else posted that in ST

2 out

kewl

What?????? Jeter is being PH for???????

Call the cops!!!

already has his web gem for the night

what more do you want?

Mathis sucks

just in general

GOLD GLOVE HITTING!!!

PH for St. Derek?

someone’s losing their job

oh wait, George died…never mind

Yay Angels!

Just in time. Come on Bell-son. Jesus Matsui, start hitting better (not withstanding the HR).

Also good news! Grichuk is rehab batting in AZL today, and has a 3B!

TheQuestforMerlin - July 20, 2010 reply

btw.

WiHaloFan outdid himself with his comic this morning, I couldn’t stop laughing for 30 minutes..

Ok, 2 friggin' outs, lets close this out!

C’mon Bell, get your head out of your ass.

wooohooo

Light her up

10-2 Angels

LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!!!

Just another Halos Victory!!!

YES!

that’s what I want to hear!!!!! not “Light that baby up”

Been posting it whenever I'm on during a win, in honor of Rory.

Light It Up

In Our House

Okay then. Napo smash back behind the plate, Frandsen to first

Mathis’ to Arkansas

you sir, are kind

Angels Win!

vladtheimpaler - July 20, 2010 reply

Light Up the HALO!!

Huzzah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Light It Up!

The curse of Cath619 is finally broken

kight it up

wa-wa-what???

she was 0-6 going to see the Halos at yankee Stadium

kinda hard when you think about it

Finally went to a winning game

Was really only 0-3,

but it sure felt like 0-1,547,456,239. After the game, I wore my hat proudly … all the way to the train station. :P Was nice to not get any crap.

cath619 - July 21, 2010 reply

SOS

Strikes out skanks

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!

Very well, Nigel. It would appear that Reginald's mistake did not affect the outcome of this match.

Phil Hughes loses AGAIN

he deserved it after blowing the ASG in our stadium

I approve of this game

The Rebels win!!!!!

The Empire loses.

Can we get
SOS as our regular 5th starter plz? If he can get the Yanks, according to ESPN power rankings, he should be fine with any other team.

I bet there are no highlights on ESPN tonight

Didn’t you see
countless Jeter webgems?

He'll win the gold glove for sure

he gamely tried to catch that ball hit right at him

It was a beautiful effort put forth by the greatest shortstop ever.

I figured we were guaranteed highlights...

But you’re right. The four-letter-network will be going all Ministry of Truth on us, and removing today’s game from history.

Not only did the MFY lose, but the ANGELS won! They can’t have that.

LOL-Double-Plus-Good

Espn headline tonight regarding this game: Yankees Still in First Place

Glorious Soviet team comes in second. Running dog capitalists next to last.

dont forget
Jeter webgems and yanks 1st inning.

They'll show MFY first inning and then ... VERY QUICKLY... say 10-2 Angels, and then move directly onto the Sux.

they have a boner on the stRangers right now

that’s where the money is at. Bud is signing the checks.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

How long after the game do they play New York New York on the PA?

Who the heck is Chris Myers?

old school TBS dude

Where's BillyMac?

Besides trolling the local junior high schools, I mean.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - July 20, 2010 reply

He was at the game with his three sons, apparently on vacation.

His boys looked as old as Billy Mac’s girlfriends.

That's how he finds his girfriends

He steals them from his kids.

like baiting the hook

chum

You're kidding, right?

He was pretty big early in the decade. Had his own interview show on ESPN.

[ducks his head in shame]

In fact, before they picked Rojas

I thought he might be a good replacement for Rory. He’s really pretty good, or at least he used to be.