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23 recs  |  65 comments

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Rec'd it like it was hot!
"No, it'll be cool. I'll use spell check and everything!"

…and waste hours of my life writing it.

Nicely done WHF!

I thought of writing a long "open letter" response...

…this is 1000 times better than any long-winded response. Instant reckage!

From the title,

I thought this post would be about the recent batch of n00b FanPosts (but not you, Whitney!).

Now dis is sumtin' dat dey whil be able tah undahstand ovahdere's

all comic book like

Absolutely Freaking Epic!
How is it possible?

These things get better every week.

I have NEVER laughed so hard!

Tears are streaming down my cheeks! God, I hope I don’t get fired!

Your fanpost at Pinstripe Alley made me laugh even harder.
so...

Ive heard you guys are lacrosse fans?

We are?
Thats what Ive been told
??? Who do you mean by "...you guys..."?
Halos Heaven

Somebody told me you guys liked lacrosse here

No-one likes lacrosse

…here or anywhere else. It’s just you.

No,

LL does

That says more about LL...

…than it does about lacrosse

Hey Limey!

Completely OT and a dumb question, but do you guys use Pounds or Euros over there?

UK uses the Pound

Which was even more expensive compared to the dollar than the Euro while I was travelling.

Pound stirling...

…the first Prime Minister who tries to join the euro will be exiled to France

Since the Euro has been responsible...

…for murdering the economies of Portugal, Spain, Greece and Ireland during the recession, I think it’s appeal to any but the most rabid pro-European has disappeared in the UK.

If you don’t control your own monetary policy, you’re essentially shafted during times like these.

Thanks, Limey (and Nate)
Who's the somebody? Can you provide a screen name?

I don’t believe I have seen Lacrosse discussed here…but I might be wrong.

It was at LL

I was told of places on SBN where lacrosse is populer

LL

Was probably trying to get you to spam us.

oh
Someone at LL is probably snickering to themselves about now...
Oh yeah, and did you know that the folks at LL

are just enormous curling fans?
It’s true.
They’re always looking for someone to talk curling with them.

I saw the thread earlier

When a douchebag in Seattle recommends scouting both Halos Heaven and an Oregon Ducks blog for lacrosse fans, the warning lights should have gone off.

Mostly we're fans of hating Boston

you might want to check out some of our old game threads. We’re being nice right now since we’re still on a Lakers high.

ah, the Lakers

ugh, lol

You have to admit it was a great mashing series

and it’s one of the most storied rivalries in sports history.

Yes
Don't ask me how I know this

But lonestarball are huge lacrosse fans.

Go recruit.

Oh, I already have
T&A only

no lacrosse

i like watching lacrosse

but THIS IS HALOS HEAVEN!! (300 still culturally relevant right?)

THIS... IS.... ANAHEIM!!!!
THIS... IS... LOS ANGELES... OF.... ANAHEIM!!!!!

Hahahaha, awesome. I thought it was stupid to post on PSA and even dumber to post here. Nice rebuttal.

Um - one little thing

In the ninth panel, YankeesRock is misspelled. If that’s intentional, ignore me… (I swear I don’t sit around looking for things to whine about.)

wait you found another halos fan on the east coast lucky

well you could have found me (wink wink)

Absolutely brilliant

Your use of iconic film and other media clips in creating your scintillating PoMo satires is just EPIC, and you, sir, are indeed a treasure. It was an honor meeting and talking with you at the HH gathering at the stadium. I hope to repeat that again sometime.

Over my head.

I only respond to parodies of lindsay lohan movies or the twilight series.

It's actually a pretty damn good movie

you should check it out next time you you stay home on a friday night.

Which is probably a lot.

ps.

oh yeah, it’s called 12 Angry Men

Comparing it to Mean Girls...

how would you rank it… scale of 1-10, please.

You're my favorite poster

Rec’d for continuing to make me laugh.

I hate that movie!

They should have called it 12 Canned Hams.

WiFi - you're the ying to Rev's yang...

or you know what I mean.

I’m sort of surprised that people don’t get Rev’s extreme sarcasm. I guess most sports fans are morons, especially those that root for the Skankees or the Red Sox — all the same really.

He holds the patent on the Sarcasm Meter

and hasn’t sourced it out yet

[Comic-book-guy]
A sarcasm meter? Ohhhh… now THERE’s a real useful invention…
[/Comic-book-guy]

I actually found that funny.
We're spoiled around here

If not by our team (this year) at least by having Wihalofan under contract

I'm surprised you know how to read.
i isnt them smartest person, but i's can read
That's because you don't understand it.
This is the cutest thing I seen all day!

And I work with puppies!

hahaha +Cervelli
Free Bradshaw!!!!*

  *With purchase of second Bradshaw. Free Bradshaw must be of equal or lesser value than purchased Bradshaw.

red floyd.

more red then pink floyd.

1 baby

and many more to go we are very due

Great post!

12 run stomping by the good guys made this even more enjoyable :)

Sorry, what game did you watch?

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