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ANAHEIM CA - JULY 11:  U.S. Futures All-Star Hank Conger #24 of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at bat during the 2010 XM All-Star Futures Game at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on July 11 2010 in Anaheim California.  (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)

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almost 2 years ago: ANAHEIM CA - JULY 11: U.S. Futures All-Star Hank Conger #24 of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at bat during the 2010 XM All-Star Futures Game at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on July 11 2010 in Anaheim California. (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)

It is the Homerun Derby Thread! Wahoo!

$320 seats in the 4th row behind the NL dugout were available online last night.

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Train doin' work
Will Ortiz hit it over the rocks?
I bet you could get seats cheap in the parking lot
Too bad Vlad isn't in this so it could screw up his swing and further hex the Rangers chances.
lol yeah
If it messes up Swisher's swing that would be good too.
Sucks! No Vlad. No Albert
Angels fans booing swisher lol
and ortiz I love our faithful
THAT was awsome!
ooh i wish lackey was an all star just to hear the boos..... guess i will just have to wait till the red sox come to town I have tickets!!!!
I'm actually a lot happier that...

he’s stinking up the Sox rotation and turning in a season comparable to Kazmir.

Makes me feel really good about our FO.

yeah agreed i just want to hear as many boos for that guy as possible
Awful time to have to do a homerun derby.

Way too hot out there.

Is this thing even sold out?

It's not hot here at all.
I would imagine

That the more expensive seats are the ones where you could catch a home run ball.

My fan shot for posterity

Thanks Garret

Did he just call him Jose Ortiz?
Angels bullpen coach gets to catch the ceremonial first pitch from Bo Jackson

funny

No pictures in the game threads.
This is a game?
Didn't realize this was a "game" thread.

  You can see why I overlooked the rule.

Technically, this isn't a game.
this is not a game thread

happy to have not to have one

Unlike the HR Derby last year in St. Louis

pleanty of empty seats to be filled in Anaheim.

No kidding, this looks bad.
This is pretty standard LA traffic is horrific people being late showing..

  if it looks like this 30 minutes in then it will look bad.

maybe people were tipped off

that all of the big name players pulled out. So why bother ponying up alot of cash. Besides, the only cool seats would be where you could possibly get a ball and Angel stadium isn’t really set up for righties.

BOYCOTT THE ALL-YANKEE-STAR GAME
This guys new name should be REFUND
Young

Made it seem like the derby was in San Diego.

I think that these are the Angels dressed up as the HR Derby contestants

cuz they SUCK

Those kids in the outfield are lousy at catching a fly ball.
what are the Angel players doing out there?
Reggie Willits would have had that.
looking for attention
Future Eric Byrneses
"Alex Rodriguez, congratulations on

scoring another Hollywood actress girlfriend"

Back Back back back

gone

This is the worst HR Derby field ever

Chris Young, Vernon Wells, Nick Swisher? Come on. You’d think they could get some real sluggers for this event.

could you imagine paying big bucks to see these schmucks
i love how these ESPN fools are just shaking out the steriod implications of these "greats"
Are all of the Vladdy's kids
sitting down on the field
Rex Hudler in the backround on he Ortiz slo-mo.
Fred in 240 Caught Hanley's 1st HR

I GOT HIM THAT SMALL a hat

I wish I had thought to broadcast this

the announcers have not shut up for two seconds, there is shitty music blasting in the background – not a second to just enjoy the arc of the ball. Bottom line: This is makes for bad TV.

Stadium looks great!

This screams for a mutecast

Every year this event renews my astonishment at how bad the ESPN “personalities” are.

bollywood music at one point
I highly recommend

turning off the TV sound and putting on some music.
I bet Rex could even find something that goes in time to the hitting.

Is it still on? I checked channel 11 and didn't find it.
ESPN

Big poopi just won

If they're going to play the softball game, I'll be happy.
Cabrera is hammering 'em.
Cabrera hit some huge ones, no doubt. 476ft was impressive.
"...a wonderful swing from a wonderful player...".

Someone needs to write some lines for these guys.

Will Ferrell is actually in the stadium right now. We're closer to making Switch Hit now than ever.
I like Joe Morgan

“Miguel Cabrera can win the Triple Crown because he’s that good, and that’s when you end up with a Triple Crown situation.” Brilliant!

really now?
There would have been no Fire Joe Morgan

Without Joe Morgan.

These Home Runs are nothing

Compared to Salmon’s 7 yesterday. Okay, these might have been hit a little further. Still Salmon rules

He really hit 7?
5 were apart of a celeb/legend Home run derby after the game

He hit a home run in every at bat yesterday.

Is there a replay of the Celeb/Legend game?
right after this derby
How long before one of these kids get's hit in the head with a fly ball?
they need to play this during the day

and with our bullpen pitching

10 times more homers
Big Papi just used up his F bomb for the month.
Ryan Howard...more literate than the other 3.
He do talk gooder then the guys there.
I love that Ortiz got booed on introduction...

… “why they booing me man, who’d I kill?” You’re a hated Red Suck dummy, get a clue.

that kid just got his second HR ball
Cabrera just hit the top of the rock pile. 474ft. Not bad...but he's no Roger Lodge.
You mean he can't sing the 714 tickets jingle?
I love that jingle man. If it were a real song, my life would be complete. But naw, that'd be too good to be true.
i notice the mascots but where is



Clutch and Scoop?

Strange Website

weirdest thing in this pic

is the GREEN big A

In the days before the internet, the pics on that site wouldn't be so weird. However, I've seen enough to know that...well. I'll just leave it at that.
They were signed as free agents by the Yankees...

…and renamed “Snatch and Grab”.

Juan Riveria?
No. If they were named after Rivera they'd be 'Whiff & Sniff".
Hah! Good one.
i'm still giggling at one of the hosts on espn's first take this morning claiming that ortiz would win

because since the homers don’t matter, he’ll hit a ton of them :rofl:

Let me guess: Skip Bayless.

That guy never turns down a chance a giving sux nation a good old fashioned reach-around.

Sounds like whoever it was was talking crap,not reaching around.
Didn't read that right.

Cut me some slack Jack, i’ve been sitting on the 91 for the last 2 hours. Traffic sucks! ;)

Ha. Sucks man. Looks like you guessed right anyway!
Say 'e can't hang, say seven up
According to Chris Berman, Ramirez just PULVERIZED one...to the bullpen in left field. Unprecedented.
So I was thinking of getting a Rex Hudler tattoo in September. I've been trying to think of ridiculous tat ideas and I think a Rex Hudler tat took the cake.
it could be the site logo here

do it

Brandon Wood should be in the contest.
he's be the first one to strike out in the competition.
Joe Morgan, "Ramirez doesn't swing the bat like a shortstop...

..he swings like Alex Rodriguez…". Uh, how many HR’s did Rodriguez hit as a SS, Joe?

Jeez…this guy just doesn’t think before he speaks.

No, he just doesn't think period

And the answer is 344 home runs.

Random question, but did something happen to Bo Jackson? I heard him in the broadcast booth on my way home from the office, and he talked like he was just learning English.

Now, I’ll feel bad if he had a recent medical problem or something…but if not, I swear as a kid his grasp of the English language wasn’t so tenuous.

why aren't they playing Corey Hart for Cory Hart?
No sunglasses at night for Cory Hart.
I'm still waiting for someone to throw a ball back.
Cory Hart lays an egg. Meanwhile, Leon the Usher is still out on Orangewood, flipping EVERYBODY off.
most HR's without an All-star Apperance?
Wow, torri hunter's son really really really looks like him.
torri*
Your correction is still wrong lol

Torii

that is what happens with kids
rather he looked like the milkman?
I mean, yeah kids are gonna look like their dads. but hes exactly like a clone!
Who's winning
It's Over

You Already Won

not thrilled with Poopi

winning it in our house

Wonder would he win in a field of fellow juicers
I think Mark McGuire won the All-Drug Olympics
I'd also like to thank the fine folks at Balco....

Oh wait, forget that last part.

Awww, shout-out to Jose Lima

brought a tear to my eye.
(I’m such a sucker.)

That was nice.

I’m just an ass. Screw the sux!

Screw the sux

Indeed!

Chuck Finley

fielded that ball so poorly.

KING FISH!!!!! :D:D
lol Jenny Finch

“I’ll get booed outta the stadium if I strike him out”

I heard that too.

Had to serve up the meatball!

BTW, she's hot!
ridiculously HOT!!!!!
cant touch that ball

MC Hammer

ESPN edited the hell out of this game

There were a lot of funny stuff that was edited out.

Loved the one-time fastest man in baseball taking forever to round the bases

Run, Ricky, run!

I'm betting Tim Salmon has a monster game.
He had a monster HR.

Timmah! And the Lords of the Underworld!

Of course, Jenny Finch deliberately served up a meatball (see the comments above)
lol safe bet

Considering this happened yesterday

I know.

I was messin’ around.

i predict

jokes about John Kruck Being fat

Oh, come on. Those happen even when it's not a celebrity softball game.
Timmah! is playing 2nd?
He made the double play

Howie Kendrick eat your heart out.

Timmy a class guy.

“I’m always shocked when I get it [a big ovation]”.

His ovation was huge

Every time he was even on the video board, the entire crowd went nuts.

Great crowd to watch these celebrties and players... and John Kruk.
Hey red,

No more hangover. I had to nap during the game the other day. No mas cerveza for me. Until game time tomorrow.

Duuuuuude!!!!
By the way, that "Great crowd..." comment was the announcer.
DUUUUDE!

Understood.

Is Jenny Finch available to pitch and/or DH for the Angels?
But, but.....

Where would Q play?

Ah yes... the "old hidden ball trick"

Would you believe…

Given that this is slow pitch/high arc, that was comparitively almost as long as Bo's 1989 home run.

Timmy with a second HR!

*and* Timmy with a second HR as well!
Tim Salmon!!!!!!
Only ESPN could suck out the life out of this game

They cut almost half of the game

Not enough MFY or Bosux players for them
I wondered why they never showed lineups

It was so they could cut half of the players out of the game.

E4 on Timmy?????
He's got a huge arm

only suited for the outfield

Interesting camera shot from Bob Uecker's seat.
Who is that catching for the AL?
Quick! Somebody get Kruk a hamburger!
Double-Double, stat!
Lost his shoe
***** Home Run ******************** Fred Lynn ****************

With apologies to 44FAN

Just got back from the HR Derby

I must say, it was about as exciting as watching paint dry.

If Ozzie hits it out will he do a backflip?
Bo knows pitching!
Take Chuck out coach!

He’s done!

His ERA skyrocketed

11 ER’s

In only 6.2 innings, not the full 7.
Still better than Kazmir
Ain't that the horrible truth?
Who was that chick playing 2B?
Maria Menounos
She's no Jessica Alba....

Or Raquel Welch!

But, she does look like a natural at second base. . .

If you know what I mean…

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