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Alright Squint, show 'em what you're made of!
if this ab doesn't results in

a k I will be shocked

Let's Go Halos!
If anyone says first i'm going to make them watch reruns of The View

with heavy rosie o’donnel commentarys

get in the room firebird
hahahahahahaha
How did the Rangers get O'Day again?

Rule 5 draft?

Angels decided they needed like 5 catchers on the 40 man
via Mets and rule 5 draft
He got on the wrong spring training bus
let's go splinter
Come On Woody
Was O'Day a scab?

If not, who was?

brendan donelly
Oh yeah.

Thanks.

I think he is the only one left

That crossed the lines during the strike

It was Quentin.

He flew out to center, remember?

let’s put a ball in the seats

B Wood with the double

you heard it here first

goddamnit wood
Worked the count vs a groundball pitcher and just missed hitting that ball out...

Good AB

oh ill take a good AB

but we need more run support

man talk about going out on a limb

Wood has one double all year, and even that should have been a single with him taking 2nd on the throw to 3rd.

You need to use that tear free baby shampoo
dude just pointing out

how rare doubles have been for him

If that was it then it would be fine

but it isn’t. It is part of your series of obnoxious bitching about Brandon Wood.

Vlad only has 14 doubles this season
Just missed that Woody...
Bah. Nice try wood.

Got a hit I see.

And where have you been??
Tonight? Hangin' with friends.

I do that a LOT now. Unfortunately that + day shift has severely cramped my postiness here. I was here for the tuesday game though.

I can't believe your friends are taking priority over us

you need to take some time and think about what’s really important.

I know, I'm ashamed.
Friends?

What are those?

Haven’t seen you around much this season, hoped everything is going well.

It is. I was at the games in St. Louis with TO actually.

Had to leave game 3 early, which turned out to be a saving grace.

I have a healthy circle of stuffed animals that I rely when I feel like being social
So that's where my friends went

I thought my wife threw them out.

Just like in Toy Story 3...
Manliest post of the night award
my sons first movie

he liked it, but when you ask him about it, all he’ll say is that “the monkey scared him”

He may have trouble at angels games... >_>;
lets hope not
The monkey was pretty disturbing though
I gave 'em a good home
It's hard to meet chicks that way though.
I have stuffed animals as well

but when I’m really feeling lonely, I’ll break out my Soth Bust handed out earlier this year and have a heart to heart with him

Only worry if he starts talking back to you
Be honest- How many times have you had to duct-tape it back together?
Honestly I crossed that game off my ones to go to

as soon as I heard about it

It's probably just stored in a purple crown royal bag now

maybe duct tape can’t do anything

typical Wood flare to right

he’s going to apply for his patent the next one he gets. He didn’t even know where the ball was when it came off the bat

Defensive change, Kevin Frandsen replaces Brandon Wood at third base.
Isn't it

our offense who gets more of an upgrade?

3-1 count

should lead to better contact…oh yeah that doesn’t work when the pitcher has no respect for you

I haven't been here most of the game but

Was there an explanation for why Juan Rivera is still out of the lineup?

eye irritation
blurry vision
eye infuction
Is it lupus!?
It's never lupus.
pink eye
and by pink eye i mean

torn miniscus of the eye

bat-sniffin' eye
ʞ3yerout Hamilton
Weaver isn't winning the Gold Glove
What about the Admiral? ;)
Nice catch Reggie.
Nice catch.
69 mph breaking ball for a strike
That's probably it for WTY; great performance tonight
3 outs Torii...hellooooo
Thanks Marine Layer.
Weaver with 7 shutout innings...very nice, just wish he could pitch like this AND actually finish a game of his own!
Only 2 hits as well
Hula Dula with a nice catch.
I thought that ball was a goner hen it left the bat

and the camera angle made it look like party time in Arlington… but then Torii RUINED some little Texan’s burfday!

aww shucks!

Billy Bo Bob was ’bout to run around like a greased hog on a hot tin roof

Bow down to the Hula-Dula!
yeah, he didn't knock it over the fence this time... ;)
i am back

from nowhere

making all your nowhere plans
You were in Bakerfield?
You're on tonight.
That titled is owned by (Ch)oakland.
you must have never been to

victorville

Blythe
Stanton
Desert Center.
Buena Park
Hey, they've got Knotts there, and they used to have the Japanese Deer Park ages ago.
I used to live off Magnolia

and it sucked more than the lone star ball boards

Desert Hot Springs
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Leave in Weav’s

He is DONE.
here's my problem with this, is tired weaver worse than rested bullpen relief?
The sad part is that we have to ask that question
Guby: "Torii never took his eye off the ball..."...

…as they show Torii looking to see where he was relative to the wall. Does he not watch the replays?

(insert "I miss Rex comment here)
he also said he didn't understand why the Giants would trade Molina

when they have a Top 10 prospect in all of baseball ready to take over

At least Rex was lovable...well...sort of.
Is this Mr. or Mrs. Sothball?
Neither. Both.
I heard Smoak was the next Pete Rose

he’s totally sucked this whole series now that he’s playing a real team

I mighta waited til after this game to make that comment
Pssh. I gots me some confidense n' stuff yo
Last time I made a comment about how Texas sucked at something

Vlad hit a grand slam

Roll call

Let’s get some runs so the bullpen can’t blow Jered’s win

+1

Honestly don’t feel safe without a 4+ run lead

#2 hilarious LSB mantra

Every time a Ranger makes good contact he deserves an extra base hit. Any time someone plays decent defense or the ball gets hit toward someone, it is luck.

I really wonder if these guys watch other series. If they do, is it just their hatred of the Angels that makes them forget how the game works?

you might not be aware but

the entire AL West hates our guts.

+1

The LL’ers won’t be happy until the see the Big A in flames and our team dissolved. It’s a pretty serious hatred.

but I think the LL'ers represent a small minority

I’ve been to games in both Oakland and Seattle in Angels gear and I’ll tell you Seattle fans were super nice to us (and this is when we were neck and neck for 1st in August) and Oakland fans were CRAP. Overall I think M’s fans are much nicer than A’s fans.

Oh really

I’ve been to oakland a bunch and the fans were drunk ass jerks to me and even threw nachos on my jacket.

I’ve heard Safeco is a great place to catch games though. Maybe LL is just an outlier.

yea man I'm AGREEING with you

Oakland fans were jerks to us, M’s fans were telling us where we should eat dinner

We agree on something?

Maybe there’s hope for this world afterall

At least it was the drunks

Sane, sober people got into physical shoving with Athletics fans wearing Oakland gear, at the Big A.

To be fair, maybe the Angels fans were scrambling after a couple of the rats that infest the “Big A”, and inadvertently shoved those A’s fans in their pursuit of tomorrow’s dinner???

Quien sabe?? I wasn’t there!

I’ve been to Safeco wearing an A’s hat, and most people are nice, but I heard from some other A’s fans at that game that they had beer poured on them from up high.

No matter where you go, it simply is the luck of who your path intersects.

in order of most hatred

I think it goes Texas, Oakland, and then the M’s.

Texas, Mariners, Oakland
I say M's, Rangers, A's
in terms of SBnation I agree M's hate us most.
That might be true on SB Nation

but the Rangers fans in general are worse. Some of them hate the west coast (and mostly California )for reasons including the fact they wish they lived there and the political differences

Texans hate everything that is not Texan
Hah

generalizations are general

When I lived there, I found two types of people

Those who had been to Calif, and loved it. And those who never been to Calif, and thought it sucked.

Steers and Queers?
I don't see no horns.
Yeah I see it the same way

although about half of the people who have never been to california haven’t been there because they know they wouldn’t like it if they went

The AN folks seemed OK at the Big A that night.
funny, but true...

and they are all trying to imitate us to beat us…

(R)obviously

and maybe it is the fact I live in DFW makes me biased but the A’s and M’s don’t seem as angry or idiotic (with excuses mostly)

Have you ever been to LL?
Not in a while

Which account are they worse on?

I lived in Arlington for 3 years

Interesting place.

THanks
For?
For your stuffed animals!

just kidding, it was a reply fail on my part

THanks

I know where you go.

Nice Aybar!
Wow, Aybar really hit that well

Even though it was an awful pitch

Hell of a hit there Aybar
Let's Go Howie

Doubles Doubles Doubles

I'm channeling a double for Howie
Mitch Williams on MLB Tonight just said Weaver will stay in

He knows Scioscia will leave him in.

I disagree with Mitch

but I hope I’m wrong

You're correct. X gets the square

Maybe he knows a little birdie.

He must

That’s why he got it wrong.

I can haz HOWIE DOUBLES pleaz???
three camera at once

all showing heads of players and coaches and therefore nothing

Stupid swing from Howie

(nice signature)

My stash?
GoHideYourStash
Obviously then, by logic, blochead is Rex!
He's got skills, Phyzz!
I spent a couple of year on Vulcan.... just kidding
With that delivery, O'Day has a good career in a beer league softball team after his MLB career is over
k3yersoooout Howie
Future batting champ
You boys are seriously wasting your time/energy watching what they write about us over there...

ain’t worth it! Losers are losers

Let's Go Old Man
A bottle of Bacardi 151 was found in the car Ron Washington was in .
thats my beverage of choice
and a match
oooh i get a date with ron washington?

lemme put on my sexy shirt

Hey Ron , what;s cooking ?
Crystal meth..

Oh wait.. That’s Hamilton

hm... maybe i should turn the game off...

i turn it on just in time to see aybar geting picked off :(

This is just pitiful
More baserunning blunders for the Halos...

Eybar, MR. baseball IQ

Our baserunning has been sub-par tonight.
One might even say it's been... SubOptimal
Which makes it unremarkable...

is aybar gonna learn how to run the bases like a pro? we shall see

The Halos look like CRAP on the base paths
Uhura still wants a footlong...
That was bad baserunning Aybar.

It was not a trap.

Ughh... Victor.....

Victor Rojas is now friends with Howard Megdal and 8 other people.

    * Howard Megdal
    * Bobby Naus
    * Keith Holsey
    * Kristen Naus
    * Kimberly Purdy
    * Chelene Nightingale
    * Lisa Tomlinson
    * Bfd FantasyFootball
    * Cody Perales

6 minutes ago

dude is checking his facebook during a game?
He's Tweeted during games before
I might've friended them a while back

The said people have just responded

Semi-save situation. Maybe Rodney's beard will come through.
Crap I do not agree with this at all

Let Weaver throw, he has the All-Star break coming up

He's getting tired.
but a tired Weaver is better than anyone in our pen
I really don't think the risk of blowing out Weavers arm is worth it here
How many times has Treanor caught us stealing this series?
See, you don't hit a batter
Isn't that how Kaz started to F up last night?!

:(

Dammit F-Rod.
...AND neyRod hits the leadoff batter...

NICE, let’s bring the tying run to the plate

Rodney's got the gansta cap and the weird beard.

All he needs is the Amulet of Yendor

Are you kidding me

that’s how the rally started yesterday

man that was a strike
Where the hell did that miss?
Bring on the robots!
WTF UMP!?!?!?

GD says right down the pipe.

as did Kzone on TV

WOW...pitch 3 was K3...right down the middle

HOLY CRAP UMP

Or as Victor once said...

Right down the middle for a ball

I expect a make-up call for that
Rangers fans

will tell you that was one

Rodney's thinking... "What the hell do I have to do to get a called strike?"
Are the glasses a prop?
r'obviously not helping much
He must think that Treanor is Nick Green, and Texas is the Red Sux
At Matsuiland

the bumper cars dont hit very hard either.

I heard Ron Washington and J Hamilton welcome

Phil Coke former of the Yankees with open arms .

or sinuses or ???
no that was COKE they were welcoming
Well, Ron heard that things go better with Coke
someone said have some coke and a smile
someone said have some coke and a smile
...and play scratch and sniff with his player card?
Nice play Howie
I like Trainor's

wife!

Well, she is a professional athlete and stuff.
And her professional uniform is a skimpy bikini

What’s not to like?

Can we please get rid of the umpires soon?

They can be on the field for decoration or something if the union has a shit…

How much is Vlad getting from Texas?
IIRC its 5 million this year
mutual option for next
ooops it was 5.5
Thought it was 6.5
6.5, I think, with an option for 9.
Vlad is gonna

serve up some more crow in a minute

The meltdown begins...
Ughh Ugh Ugh
wow a 2 run lead

and not hustling for it/miscommunication lead to the lead runner ending up at 3rd

Needs more DP.
Eybar thought neyRod was going to field that and went to the bag...

Don’t blame him much

3-6 career vs Rodney?

That’s the best splits we have against him??? How has Jepsen done against him?

Let's get a DP weird beard!
Blowpen in to....well, you know.

Rod bomb trying to give it up even before F-Bomb can lose it.

19 pitches to get one out...
Dammit Rodney K this bastard
C'mon Rodney!

Shake it off!

Ump not giving Rodney anything here.
So we're playing the "Let's Screw Weaver Outta Another One" game I see
Someone better keep an eye out for Weaver .

If the bullpen blows this one , someone is gonna get hurt . And I hope Scoscia does .

Thanks Kinsler...neyRod needs all the help he can get!
Wow

What a cheap ass hit

Shit shit shit.

See what happen when you don’t field your position, Rodney?

and hit the leadoff batter!
just get the fucking double play
this is painful

what a choke job

GRENADE...FU neyRod...

you blow

son of a bitch...
oh my god......
Shit

awful defense on the last 2 plays

Rod bomb blows the lead away....

Nevermind, only one run.

Wow, chip shot single.
They're putting Weaver in restraints right now

to prevent him from destroying the clubhouse later

Why does this bullpen still exist.
crap Crap CRAP!!!!!

Freakin’ Vlad.

Please GIDP Vlad
Well shit.

Get these f^ckers out! Enough with this cheap ass hits!

I swear on my life

If the blowpen screws this up for Weave, Imma…Be really angry.

That'
s the Vladdy I remember from last year
DP right here Rodney.
Dear Vlad

please don’t rape us again

What the hell?

He’s out

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS.

Replay please
wow

are u joking?

Soth about to get tossed
show the replay!
show a god damn replay
The fix is on...............
Cuss him out, Sosh.

Then CUT HIM.

Lose the F'ing Umps already...
Fuck You Blue

Fuck You Blue
Fuck You Blue

Come On Everyone….SIng Along!!

I swear

if Kinsler argued and got that called

So what did the umps fail at this time?

I’d call conspiracy but c’mon…it’s the Angels and Rangers

Are they claiming we didn't touch at second?
HK's foot slid off
Well

HK, that was your bad there.

Dammit. Replay shows it's a good call.
Aw shit

Howie was off the bag

Does vicinity count?

How f'ing ticky tack is that??????????

that is an out 99% of the time!

The call was right
wtf, since when do they make that call?
Since the ALCS last year
...What am I not remembering?
Aybar had the same thing happen to him in the ALCS.

Oh that’s right, thank you

but that was cause the umps needed to let the yanks win
RU fucking kidding me!!!

A vicinity play!!! Bullshit!!! Who the fuclk paid these guys off?

He actually was safe

But that’s a bullshit call

We Want Robots
RoboUmp calls that out
Soth should be tearing into Howie

not blue

didnt touch the bag

F it, get the out

Low throw from Wood my ass Mota...that is all Howie
Mota

favors his friends… and like a good ex-jock he piles on the guys having the toughest times and rides the hot players like they are gods… not the only guy who does it.

Thats a neighborhood play
Well, if he didn't touch it, then he didn't touch it.

I stick to my guns here, that’s Howie’s bad.

yup..he was safe.
I thought vicinity counted?
It does if you're one of ESPN's favorite teams
Exactly.

Cano or Pedroia gets that call if there in shallow CF.

Safe or not,

That was ticky-tack bullshit.

They pick now to get calls right
If Wood doesn't take three days

to make the throw Howie doesn’t have to dodge the runner and can step through the throw

Why didn't Wood step on 3rd and throw to 1st?
I don't think he would've made the throw to second
Vladdie running
yea that's what I was thinking

with Vlad running he has enough time to do that

He was playing deep and off the line
MLB wants Texas in the playoffs........bad
YOU KNOW IT!

It f’in sucks that baseball hasn’t been a fair game in a long long time.

Don't like this IBB

Rodney doesn’t have good control.

Bye bye

Hit streak

Get the out Rodney.
See Aybar asks the ump to make a call

and the ump totally positions himself to call a VICINITY play… and then it happens

1st pitch strike.

Stupid ass vicinity play, we're the only team I've ever seen get called on that.
K this mofo and let's get to bat
What red said!
luckiest team in baseball

amirite?

4th pitch strike

I think he

wanted to hit that out.

FINISH HIM!
MLB uses the gray area of the rules to its advantage
clarification:

the idea of the vicinity play is to keep fielders safe from slides. Howie wasn’t off the bag there to be safe, he pulled his foot off before he caught it because he was focusing more on the double play than actually getting that out. First basemen don’t get vicinity so Howie shouldn’t have there.

sctrojan,

Quit being logical, we’re all pissed brotha! ;)

wow... that was a comedy of errors :(
Wow

two fail throws in one play

Put a tent on this F'ing circus!
WTF IS GOING ON?!
Mathis

shoved the ump!

Think it's legal in that situation.

Isn’t the ump part of the field of play?

Rodney is imploding
Nope. Just a hiccup.
not true

Hunter didn’t hustle in on the play that advanced Kinsler to 3rd, if he had then you have 1st and 2nd 1 out. The bloop single would have loaded the bases. Then Vlad’s ground ball, if played correctly gets the DP and ends the inning. Pushing it, but not close to imploding.

Texas could've scored a couple on that mess of a play
i need a drink
oh hallelujah!!!!!
OH THANK GOD

Get some frakking run support, I still don’t trust Fuentes with a 1 run lead.

thank you geezus
TAKE THAT!

FU MLB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY!

Can we please get some runs fellas?

Through the 3 games

The Texas lineup has looked familiar, but for the Halos, it’s a different back end every time, I wish there would be some consistency.

Score check?

Since I had to turn it off

2-1 Quentin
Between the missed K3 and the vicinity call

the umps had Rodney throw about 15 extra pitches, maybe more.

Wasn't the K3 the busted up DP that was a 4-6 FC?
Yeah but that at-bat went on for 5 more pitches
Rodney for closer.
HOUDINI!

Escape-artist

How big a donkey dick does Texas suck

to not score more than one run on that frick-frack shit attack pitching implosion?

I feel like I say the same thing about us sometimes....
My heart, my heart, I can't take much more. UNCLE
This circus still has at least one more act.

And there’s pills for that.

hey blue, try to screw us on that one?

Can you make a questionable call on a pop fly to the Second Baseman.

yeah now they will call and infield fly rule on a bloop single on us
thank Jobu thats over
We shoulda brought a live chicken.
LAA baseball will give you premature grey at 30.
also. a drinking problem
and high blood pressure
im only 28 and its got me pretty grey
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
No Kidding

I’m about to pass away at 20.

My liver just turned 20
That's when you need to use "Just for Angels Fans"

The ladies won’t know the difference men.

Only your hairdresser knows for sure
I'm 16 and feel dead
heart failure.

Rangers need to learn how to score “chickenshit” runs.

First Chest Pains of the season

usually late July

Dude, K-Rod gave heart attacks 365 days a year.
It takes skill to give a heart attack every day
Even during the offseason
The man is truly a master of his craft.
really?

i get em everytime i see Fuentes loosening.

Howdy y'all!

Back from the Bee’s game, Kohn blew a 5 run lead and the Bee’s lost 8-7. Amarista had a good game. Got some good pict’s. I’ll try to get them up tomorrow.

Ouch. Poor Kohn.
Don't tell Halowood
Meh. Everyone has bad nights.
HIDE THE COMMENT!!!
I did get his autograph before the game on a hat, along with Trumbo and a bunch of others.
Yeah I just saw....He gave up 2 runs.....now his ERA is 2.55. Still deserves a promo.
Ah, inherited the bases juiced I bet.

Yeah, that’ll happen.

came in w/ the bases juiced and got rocked.. I talked with him after the game and said there are a bunch of us pulling for him...

he thanked me but was a bit pissed.

Did he ask about me?
Yeah

He wants to know if you got those test results back yet.

No bun in the oven here
I hope you know I'm just messing with you

You’re cracking me up

Good. I like a player that doesn't pretend he didn't screw up.

I also liked that he was mad at himself.

Just messin' with ya

He does deserve a shot though

i am gonna try to get it up

tonight if the little lady is willing

well....

at least you ask permission Rev

I've tried Vialipro . It works . All natural .
Just think of us signing Lee
haha wow

don’t tell Halowood. He’s going to shit hammers, then fan post it

Don't you have some green to smoke? LOL
Are you okay Halowoody?

Your boy got tagged for some ER’s

Rich Thompson's also my boy.
Thomson made the all-star team along w/ Trumbo
Kohn blowing a 5 run lead is more than a little deceptive

he came into the game with the bases loaded

Exactly. Darn he gave up one hit.
2 hits and made an error on a sac bunt.

I’m pulling for the guy, heck I’m pulling for any relievers

irony for texas

Vlad called on a DP would have had Hamilton leading off the 9th, now he is just a LOB

Post game thread title

Angels Defeat the MLB Umpires Union

I hate unions.
i like the ocncept of unios

but the unchecked corruption of union leadership is almost always criminal and never benefits the dues-paying members

I don't think it
I don't think it's corruption as much as it is politics

Union leaders are always lobbying for something or another and its rarely in the best interest of the people.

completely with you. Too many union leaders that are fat lazy slobs cashing in on the dues of guys making crap wages
Yo. Guido and Vinny would likes a woid wid youse
and p.o.s. umps being protected from... what exactly?

Having to make the right calls?

If only the blown perfect game happened to a red sox or yankee, we’d already have a new system in place to keep the umps in check

2 wild throws on a bases loaded and no runs . Amazing .
That is amazing.
Angel baseball...

..what a game!

Texas

not used to baseball smarts, just baseball trots around the bases and slinks back to the post-K dugout

Human Trafficker

about to pitch

the guy who started last night?
AND the guy

who just pitched the bottom of the 8th

sorry but WIlly Wonka

would so have an IPHONE

they dont have a porn app yet

and for him it would have to be child porn

he's got veruca salt

no need for pics when the real thing is right there

Channelling your inner BillyMac, Rev?
with an app...for cream filling
Wherefore art thou, Bryan harvey?

We miss you.

His 'stache is around here somewhere.
That commercial always make me think of

\Take a drink, and you’ll sink,
 to a state of pure inebriation.
You’ll be tanked, like the whole Irish nation.

When you drink enough of my beer,
you will find this magic rule.
 Make your every joke a jewel.
You’ll drive drunker than… Oksana Baiul.

 Go on buds, drink my suds,
 ‘til you’ve reached that pure inebriation.
 Though the beer, may be free…
 you’re just renting it from me.

where do the rangers get all these guys that can throw the heaters?

From the pitchers we don't select
years and years of last place finishes got them a lot of high draft picks
smirk... last place finishes
Good International scouting as well
What the odds on Fuentes pitching a 123 inning on back to back saves .
last year he got on a pretty good tear at doing that
somewhere between

being eaten by a bear in the Mojave and a Mariner 4 game winning streak

M's could go

Lee, Felix, AS Break, Lee Felix

interesting, but Lee thinks he has pitched his last game as a M.

time will tell.

isn't scoring in four straight game against their creedo though?
ok...last act up!
Damn, he almost botched that play.

Fuentes sighting.

Weave still under watch incase of shitstorm

Hang on to your butts, it's gonna be a close one...
Hey Coors Light, it's not the 7th inning stretch.

Though this guy is a loser, so it’s appropriate

Let's do this Tito

I’m too young to be taking heart meds

the commie Yugoslavian Leader?
No

the Cuban timbale player

Giant 2nd baseman?
assume Fuentes viewing positions

grabs a bottle of scotch

I assumed turning the tv off

Well, he specified "viewing"
The only way to watch
No BS please Fuentes
Is it conceivable that Fuentes's option vests?

He needs 55 games finished. If he finishes this one, that will be 20. He needs 35 in half a season, which is a lot, but it makes me nervous for him to even be close.

Does that include possible postseason?

I don’t think he can finish 35 games in another half a season

It doesn't say on Cot's
Well, these angels play a lot of close games and scioscias game plan is save situation= fuentes in the 9th

so yeah, its pretty likely he gets 35 in the next half

I'm going all in for a 123 inning .....Any callers .
1
can't crack my set of Aces .
Bring on the Lefties please
DEAL FUENTES!
RAWR!!!!!! STFD Murphy!!!!
RAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR
Anyone seen buster posey play?

the kids a gamer. I wonder who’ll get him after the SF Tinys are done with him

SF doesn't have a shortage of money

just a shortage of brains using it, they almost out bid the Angels for GMJ

RAWR!!!!!!

Two down

f-Bomb always takes my breath away.
cmoncmoncmon
eat dick, Texas
Man, 1-2-3 again.
LIGHT IT UP!

3.5 BACK!

wow no drama!
at least not in this half inning
1-2-3 inning

Pornstache did it again. Wow.

Man I don't think Frankie ever had a save that nice
RAWR!!!!!! 1-2-3
I don't believe what I just saw!
Meh, the 7-8-9 of the Rangers aren't much to write home about.
RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR

WOOOOOOOOOO
LIGHT UP THAT HALO!!!!

LIGHT UP THE HALO

Just another Halos Victory

Light em if you got 'em
Woohooo...FUentes does the job!

Very nice! Light it up…

O . M . G.

Weaver gets the win!!!

Weaver thanks Fuentesaurus and punches out F-Rod
Nice Job Fuentes
Light that Fucking Halo Up!
YeHaw Mutha F-ah's
Is this the same Fuentes?
The Stash wins it for us.

Rangers fans can just eat it, yeah eat it.

Torii is Quote-a-licious
2 outta 3 aint bad!
Meatloaf called. He wants his lyrics back
it's called a series win

see what happens when the Rangers play actual baseball teams

Well thank god.

Fuentes came through.

Why is Weaver not the post game interview?
His hand hurt from punching out F-Rod
Arent you banned?
FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW

Going to Maestro’s

arent the mashed potatoes like $50
I hope hairy bugs crawl in and out of Adam J. Morris' ass over this Rangers series loss.
Yeah Torii go eat at Mastros
I think he just got comped for life

if he isn’t already

i wonder which location he goes to
Torii Hunter is so awesome
OT:

I’m finally getting a Twitter account, anyone know anything interesting to follow?

Halos Heaven?
Omar Kahdafi
Do you mean Muammar?
Yes the one with the tents
MLB

Angels, Kevin Smith, Seth Meyers, Rich Thompson (chopper63), MLBScoreBoard, Matthew Berry, LyleMSpencer

Well I lost big time. I had 14 in the pregame
This is still a series sweep in my book .
Thanks a lot Kazmir
Yup

one less bad pitch to vlad.

And the cake walkers are as good as swept

That 8th inning was so f-ing weird
Hi guys. Am I too late?
Yep.

Would you believe zero drama from Fuentesaurus? K, and 2 pop flies.

You're lucky, though. You missed the 8th.

We all aged about 5 years during that inning.

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