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Seventh Inning Stretch in KC

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Seventh inning stretch?

MORE LIKE SEVEN INNING STENCH

Look up buttercup
grooooovy baby just grooooooovy
wild thing you make my heart sing you do everything groovy
wild thing...........I think I love you..........
but I got to know for sure
Weave up to 100 pitches

go dream weaver!!

would you believe 106?
how many

k’s for weav?

9
Wait...didn't get that...how many K's?
y u replying to me

i was first

On your screen maybe

I bet everyone’s creen shows something different

whos first on urs?
Me, actually
hah thats weird
Nah, it's normal

it’s easier for the page to process data you input than it is for it to receive the data input by others.

I refreshed, and now I’m second behind MMP.

But if you refresh the page it should give you a more accurate order
Nine
Number 9, number 9, number 9

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9…

(I am wearing a Beatles shirt)

Nice Job Weav
Just gave Weave a Standing "O" in my office..............

well done sir

same thing in my office

but Rad Pup wouldn’t get up

What was the pregame guess? 2 or more or more than 2 HR? I can't remember.
three or more
Who else will join Weaver on the All Star team?

Santana has looked good. Everyone else has been awful.

Torii
Even with his defense?
Jeter makes is despite his defense
But Jeter single handedly dismantled Al Qaeda
We remember him finally for the days of yore
*"fondly"? furtively? frankly?
NICE job Weaver.

I have both Weaver and Greinke on my fantasy team… Angels over fantasy team – always.

333 Avg, .555 Slg, .931 ops, 20 hr, 112 rbis

Rob Quinlan’s 2002 year in the PCL

Guess how you do in the minor’s doesn’t count for much…

Jered Weaver

pitching like an ace

Qhat Qhe Quck?
After today

Greinke will likely be 1-7 with a 3.60ERA.

Man, fuck the W-L stat so hard.

how many

k’s for weav?

I think someone above said 9. Not positive though.

I haven't a clue
in the study with the knife by Colonel Mustard
rofl, just saw the gift run the royals gave

maybe they didn’t want to have to face the stache? :o

Man--all you can eat sushi for lunch--now I am falling asleep.
fishy burps after those ftl
Wife: "You've been cheating on me"
That's the Dono we know and .... um.... never mind.
hahahahaha

sooo bad

Fish Burps

aren’t those called queefs

duuude

come on….that one is a bit of a stretch

I still can't believe you're married.
i call

bullshit

People are different on the internet.

Hopefully this is true with him too.

my wife no speakie Ingles
Oh, so she's a German Shepherd?
no those days are over

besides she said she misses you

They all do.
and I like my bitches less hairy
So she's a Chihuahua?
hahahahaha

No. too ugly

she walks upright

but when she’s bad I make her get down on all fours

tastes like chicken
i need to talk to

whoever you know….i love chicken but not fish

Im taking off work early...........

kinda like the Royals offense………….

Later all.

Will the blowpen allow them to tie or win?

If I had to guess I’d say they give 9 runs.

Bullpen: shuts em down totally

you heard it here first

cricket sounds
............................

9

pleaseeee

get howie out of the #2 spot, he goes from hot streak to 1-10 in his last 2 games

Jepsen in
Meet George Jepson

Jane his wife…..

Oh. Jepson.

How many pitches did WTY throw?

sorry, Jepsen. I knew that.
9
PITCHES. not SO's.
9?
Be glad I can't reach you or you'd get such a smack!
dont worry

i seem to bring out violence in every woman i know

around 115, i think?

or maybe just 9.

Don't you start with me too. ;-)
112, babe
Thanks. babe.
you got it babe

Btw, should we have a warning for youngsters when Dono R goes off??

Let's Go Psycho!
alright

lets go jepsen lets finish this game off

According to Victor Rojas

Weaver struck out 9. Mystery solved

nine? are you sure
Just back from a walk in the park

Sitting by the pond, listening to the game via the magic of technology.

I take it as a good omen that the bench I was sitting on was in loving memory of Mark Ellis

http://tinypic.com/r/2ur33ag/6
Hahaha

THAT Mark Ellis’ relatives would be quite confused by your explanation as to why you needed to photograph that.

why doesn't it click for me?

maybe because it’s in the title.

http://tinypic.com/r/2ur33ag/6

that's better
Yeah, it doesn't when it's in the title

I just copy/pasted

If you don't throw strikes, there's about a 100% chance the runner reaches base

if you throw strikes, even if he makes contact, the worst you can expect on BABIP is about .380. C’MON.

really

jepsen a lead off walk, better not blow this for weav

Oh crap.
I second that.
3rd
I feel like weeping.

and I’m not usually like that.

great now we are in trouble… thank you Kevin Jepsen.

Why No Loosening in the Halo bullpen Why?
Jepsen just likes to live on the edge, he's still got this.
*whine* BUT, WHYYYYYYY????
This bullpen blows
Yeah, but they've abused WTY enough this season.
There was the double play ball

fucking wild pitch

Jason Kendall has the batting stance of a goddamn 9 year old.
Why does our bullpen suck?
because we suck at developing our BP arms

So we over pay old guys

4-2

I can’t effing stand this.

Thank goodness for incompetent third basemen and catchers wearing Powder Blue.
Hey

Just got to the party, been a while – - but couldn’t miss this one.

Angels ’pen = Epic Fail.

I think they just like to make Weaver sweat.

And they like to steal his wins.
Christ

you’re playing the Royals.

They’re awful.

You have a 4-0 lead in the 8th.

Win probability was 95% entering the inning.

Just throw strikes and let them get themselves out.

Rodney coming in
does anyone here have DirecTV?
Yeah

but I’m not at my house where I have it right now.

unfortunately I do at home

but here at work its’ MLB gamecast

Image stuttering?
Yes as it usually does
bring

Rodriguez in

Nice how all bullpen player take turn sucking each match.
Fuentes is gonna pitch in this game...
Curious to see what Rodney throws on KC's gun.
AWESOME

Much needed DP

That'll work.
Wow, 1 pitch 2 outs
What a helluva play!!!!!!

Gameday had everything Jepsen was throwing up in the zone. 90 mph fastballs up in the zone, that’s like batting practice, even for the Royals

Maybe since he only threw one pitch he'll come in the ninth?

[Maybe, if the Angels score twice in the ninth, Alan]

I like how the relay throw to first was an afterthought

I was just happy to get the forceout, but I guess Billy Butler studies from the BENGIE MOLINA BOOK ON BASERUNNING.

Howie's got real balls
ROCKIN RODNEY ROCKS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turks Teeth go home!!!

rodney!!!!

im tellin u guys, hes a badass

Brandon Wood lets that ball go down the line. Frandsen could be a Gold glove winner.
Anyone know when Mathis is back?
Denied

Wow The Other Howard just totally denied Frandsen a high five on the way back to the dugout after that double play.

they are sitting next to each other on the bench

no prob, bro

Who's the Other Howard?
I can tell you're not from here
No, not recently.
The owner of Howard's Superstores here in Orange County

or is that the “other” Howard?

Frandsen

I’m sold

I think he has run Wood out of a job for now anyway.
I prefer to think Wood ran himself out of the job.
If "for now" means until Wood's done with his rehab assignment, then I agree.
Till the next error?
Ryaols Announcer: Who in the world is KEVIN FRANDSEN?
Bobby looked terrible in that AB
Torii Hunter and Kevin Frandsen are my heroes
Torii is back to MVP form

I don’t care what anyone says, the dude is worth every penny of his contract.

We'll see what you say the last couple of years on that contract, when he's hobbling around like Willie Mays in a Mets uniform.
Last couple years of it?

the “last couple of years” on the contract start next year.

I know....be prepared.
Hope Torii's shoulder is ok
torii

16 doubles at the 1/3 mark is damn good.

got hitting

tori

FUENTES

announced…

Are you going to be around in a half hour?
our puss throwing closer
our *paper airplane-throwing closer
that hyphen made me inordinately happy.
me too

I despair at the lack of hyphens in my students’ work (basically wtf is a hypen???)

compound modifiers, bitches!
His Entrance Song

should be “Paper Planes” by M.I.A.

We nedd 1-2 more runs then
Rodney only one pitch

Dear Soth: let him pitch the ninth please!

does anybody

know if k mo had surgery yet?

going to send him a get well card
not yet

still swollen

He's "stachless"
Nap now up with his 4th runner in scoring position
Hit a couple balls really hard the last few days

and now 3-3 today.

Maybe Matsui is coming out of the funk for June?

Come on Nap, get out of Rally Killer mode

they got one of the runs back.

Napster buying Funtytime Insurance
c'monnnnnnnn Q
q's up

is 3 runs gonna be enough for fuentes?

Even Torii

Knows Fuentes shouldn’t pitch in this one.

Credit the Angels Front Office

For grabbing Frandsen. It was said he would make a solid #2 hitter in the majors by some baseball authority, Baseball America I think. It was smart of the Angels to grab him immediately. That’s foresight.

sac fly! sac fly!!

Nap clutchiness building!

If only clutchiness existed
ehh

its an out, its better than nothing but its barely clutch

C'mon! You gotta start somewhere!

Remember when you got pissed when HH guys were blasting the team?

Qome Run!
Foul Q-tip more likely
count stays 1 and Q
Q got robbed
Q's wife gets Robbed

when she let’s him

0 for 12
Q remains perfect.

shakes head sadly for Q

That might be the hardest ball I've ever seen him hit.
Quick line to 3B.
should we juss taket he field?
so who gave up those two runs? Jespen?
yeah but

lets blame Fuentes

ok I will just pretend you guys didn't ell me
no he is Q for 12
That phrase is a qeeper. I'm using that.
No closer should make the fanbase so nervous
When was the last time we had a closer that didn't make you nervous?
Fuentes...time to make the game interesting.
I'm afraid to watch/listen
well I can't do either right now at school so yea i don't have to worry about that
Automatic Fuentes at the ready
ok

just 3 more outs fuentes. lets do this

Is it me or...

does Jepsen suffer from what I like to Call “Fuentes-itis” (AKA Snidely Whiplash-itis)…Throws it up and says “Oh, god, please don’t hit this…”

He’s been roughed up easily lately, and has that head shakin’ “It’s happening again” thing going each time…

We need Suboptimal and Turk to bring in more stats

about how much more effective Jepsen is than Rodney

So the homer by torii the only one allowed? Looks like I am starting to build some points finally
3-run Fuentes cushion

please be enough

better be
just barely

and I’ll take those Panther points thank you

Fuentes relieves Rodney.

Does everyone else feel relieved???

What deck does he this into?
"why do you we still need quitlin?"
4 pitch walk from the closer= Awesome
Nice 4 pitch walk DICKHEAD
seatbelts fastend?
4 pitch walk?

he struck out 3 times u tard

Get F-Rod II warming up quick
Fuentes

…Ball 1…Ball 2…Ball 3…

It’s like that old Tootsie pop commercial . . .

“How many licks…”

but instead it’s “How many balls does it take before he serves one up down mainstreet to their power hitter?”

I forgot Jose Guillen existed
Just setting up the double play. Brilliant strategy
Hey Fuentes!

You’re playing the f’n Royals!!! Throw strikes!!!!

OMG, I think I'm gonna barf!
What do you think Napoli's quick word with Fuentes was?
"you suck"
"throw a fuuu.......ing strike!"
You suck

The only thing you ever did right was shave that dirty stache.

"You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you"
try usinf your other arm...?
I have a confession, I am not left handed

Aha!

might as well let Brandon Wood pitch
They should

try and see if Brandon Wood would be more suitable as a pitcher…just like Percy went from catcher to pitcher. Think outside the box….the batters box…lol

"the angel's bullpen, after a sterling 7 innings by Weaver, doing all they can to get the Royals back in the game"

 Denny Matthews, Royal’s Radio

He's good
one of my favorite away broadcasters.
Ok, El Deception is getting serious now
Remember last year, and we had some discussions about having our pitchers throw complete games because our bullpen sucked so bad?

  It may be time to reopen said discussions

That won't work so well for Scott Kazmir

unless you want him throwing 270 pitches a night.

Didn't someone say recently...

…that Scioscia was going to let starters go DEEPER into games til the ’pen figures it out? How many gems (by weaver, seemingly) do we have to white knuckle through the end?

Be good, Fuentes.
Fuentes

SUCKS
Fuentes
SUCKS
Fuentes
SUCKS
Fuentes
SUCKS
Fuentes
SUCKS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
what happeed now
OMG I think I'm gonna barf!
Obligatory HR surrendered by Fuentes
DAMN if he allows another I may have to pay him a visit
Not to mention..

I love Scioscia. Period.

But he gets something that works (ala Shields/K-Rod, circa 2003-07) and he falls in love with the formula. So much so that he has to try and repeat it, no matter the talent.

We don’t have those pieces. We need a new 7 8 9 . . personally, I’m for letting Weaver pitch into the 9th and Having Rodney clean up the rest.

Def time to take F-tees out of the 'closer' role
Damn it all

Thank God for the extra run. Funetes just gave a homer to Willie Freaking Bloomquist. Might as well have given it up to Reggie Willits

K-Rod II warming up
GET HIM IN NOW!!!

AND HAVE RODNEY BE THE CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a joke, lizard.
Fuentes!!!!

There’s my F-bomb for the month.

12th career HR for Bloomquist
In 1744 ABs
Funny story, my brother homered off him in the minors when he was a starter
I used to think it was a big deal, now I'm not so sure.

5 of them have been off of Fuentes

You're kidding right?

I have really had enough of Fuentes….send him down

Fuentes sucks

I was among the crowd booing him on Saturday when he came in to pitch the top of the 10th, hopefully that had nothing to do with k-mo’s leg.
Moral of the story: Fans have grown tired of this POS closer.

ugh

thank u torii for that double last inning

Weaver is fumming!
WILLIE FUCKING BLOOMQUIST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

WILLIE BLOOMQUIST.

To Willy F’n Bloomquist????

Don't worry, K-Rod is warming up.

Glad we got him back from the Mets.

Oh wait.

Rodreguez has thrown strikes
Fuentes...

should become the Lefty specialist the Angels have lacked (well, since Oliver anyway) and they really shouln’t let him touch the 9th. He can’t handle it. No matter how much he THINKS he wants to be the guy, he looks like a scared little girl in every appearance. The Moustache makes it worse, because we all know he’s just TRYING to look intimidating while he shi*s himself.

Just another time when I miss Oli a whole lot.

  DIDN"T EVEN OFFER HIM ARB!!!! We got nothing for him.

It doesn't matter what he thinks--Soth won't move him
see "Not to MEntion..." above.

:)

Nobody is fooled by this guy anymore

Nobody

That would be correct
i say

we trade fuentes, wood n q for something better

chips?soda?peanuts?
a deck of cards?
Cards are much more entertaining then the lot of those guys
Bubble gum?
like what??? a urinal?
You'll need to be more specific

“something better” encompasses a whole lot

Gary Matthews Jr.?

Nah, just kidding.

a flat basketball?
I'd take some dog food

the puppies are whining right now

...... (insert Granderson here)
just one more out, please

i’d like to keep my lunch down

1 out ASSHOLE! one more
F rod is ready

take out f bomb now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also like ..

Fuentes new mainstay – those “balls” that “miss” the strikezone by about three feet – - there seems to be about 1/batter this season. I think he threw BEHIND a guy vs CHI….

I know he threw behind a Rays batter
all

take all 3

It is stunning how awful our bullpen is

I never thought it could get worse than last year first half.

Walk off HR
shut up
(reversey mckarma mode)
TAKE HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg

and i have to run for a train. please let this be over, pleasantly, when i emerge fro the subway…

This is hideous
OMG, I think gonna barf!
Also applies to Left Handed Batters too?
Please, no Funk Blasts
"He's going to give Fuentes a little bit more rope here..."

“So that he can fully hang himself” is what I heard next.

wha?

did fuentes just give up the lead?

5-4 Angels

It was 5-2 going into the inning.

I know they just scared me there lol
to quote Jay (of & silent bob fame)

Mother Mother Fu** Fu**
Mother Fu**
Mother Fu**
Mother Mother Fu** Fu** Fuck.

FUCK.

A Scott Podsednik walk-off homer

would be epic.

Reagins signed Fuentes, right?
Yeah, but he was possessed at the time
CALLED THIRD STRIKE

Thank goodness for blind umpires?

We win!!!
wow now I can breath
Thank you come again
GREATEST CLOSER EVER!
OH PLEASE!!!
just threw up in my mouth...

..a little bit.

Not greatest

but he makes the game very interesting as soon as he steps in. I mean, who likes a dull ending? lol Not FUentes…He likes it action packed!

Yeah, the game is all about entertainment
Very gently put a halo over this one.
Meh, I still hate Fuentes
NEVER IN DOUBT!
Does he relly get a save for that CRAP??!!
I think Weaver

Should go in and kick Fuentes in the sack for that POS outing.

You have a point

They should rework the stat so you get .5 SV if you give up any runs.

Meh....

When you have Percival coming in and letting Barry Bonds hit one into the stratosphere because you have a two run lead, you can’t take away half a save in that situation.

They should just rework the stat so you get 0 SV if your name is Brian Fuentes.

yup - I don't think he deserves it either.
Fuentes needs to be a LOOGY from now on

To hell with him.

^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^
Doesn't a LOOGY have to get one out?
not if he walks the first batter he faces every time
Oh thank god.
you fucking useless piece of fuentes
My GOD he's sick

2010 CY Young

.500 BABEEEE!!!!!
Eeeexcelent.

Let’s stay above water from here on out, shall we?

we did it two games earlier than last year
the greatest closer of all time!
oh

thank you god

No one should give him five
arte needs to bitch slap sosh for parading this useless sack of shit in the 9th

SACK UP , HOMBRE

Damn you pathetic lizard
DL him for a sore whatever
"we may go the rest of the season without seeing an uglier save"

  Denny Matthews, Royals Radio

THEY may.

Lucky for them, they only have to see Fuentes a couple more times.

Lucky for them?

it’s lucky for ANY team facing that POS…

Well, look at it this way...

They lost to Fuentes. That’s gotta feel sad.

heheh

Only because he only pitched 1/9 innings.

Truer words have never been said
How little he knows!
by we they mean them

but we are going to get many moer of those

Not to mention the ugly blown saves.
the season is still young & I'm sure Fuentes won't disappoint
Mea Culpa

Yesterday, I was actually defending Fuentes somewhat, saying he deserved a passing grade for the season (i.e., a C or C-). I take it all back.

But you know what? Soth’s bullpen usage is seriously deserving of scorn. Rodney threw one bleeping pitch in the 8th. Why is Fuentes required to pitch the 9th?

Scioscia

Only follows his formula, irrespective of the make-up of the team, or its ability to FIT that mold….its why, even as most of us crapped ourselves every outing, that Fuentes had a career high in saves last year. HEll, I could save 20 games with my wicked changeup – - for Scioscia’s team. It’s why everyone in baseball knew that K-rod’s stat was over inflated. . .

And its partially why our record is only .500. He needs to adjust his style to fit the players he has. He’s starting too, but he holds too tightly to that 7 8 9 role BS. Go with the best pitcher, not the title, Sosh!

Because it’s managerial convention and managers know they would take a ton of shit if they tried something unconventionally and got beat. It’s not right, but every manager does this. It’s tough to single out Scioscia for it.

Agreed.

I whole -heartedly agree, that managers have a can’t make ‘em all happy problem. I also think that Scioscia is the best in the game. I’m just armchair Coaching, as is the norm for us blog fiends.

That said? its nice to see what Ryan’s TRYING to bring BACK to the game in Texas. . no more pitch counts, teach ’em longevity in their arm w/ their work outs, etc. less formulaic, more old school. Curious to see how long it works or if it starts a major trend…

well

the bright side is we are .500 again its been a while

The following said while doing a golf clap

Good job Fuentes, Godd job.

Oddjob?
No

just a sarcastic way to tell Fuentes he sucks, and that Rodney should be the closer

At least Weave got the win today
Did he?

I thought Rodney or Jepsen got it cause of the extra run in the 9th?

No.

Because we held a lead the whole time.

Clarification: we never lost the lead, so Weaver got the win.

If they’d tied it, then we scored the go-ahead, it would go to whoever last pitched before we scored the go-ahead.

counts as a Win

see you tomorrow.

gotta get ready

i have a revenge date with the Bahstin Sucdics at 6

Torii dislocated his shoulder, then hit a homer 414 feet.

Just another day in the life of a Hunter.

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