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Finnegan's Wake in Detroit and Scott Kazmir's nibbling in Kansas City.

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Rally Garden Gnome Time!
ROBOTS
+1

I was against this before, but I’ve come around. Key is to get the call’s right, I’m sick of these umps blowing everything.

c'mon Halos

just WIN

GOOOO ANGELS!
NICE

Pods makes the play fo us

Awesome caption on the above photo!
Juarning track jogs to second

drives in Naps

damn

Naps can run?

3-0

that was tagged

I'm not usually a big fan of personal stats in what is a team game

but that, truly, is a horrendous injustice (even if the ball did bobble in his glove)

Yep, the front angle ...

made it look like a snow-cone … although I still cannot fathom how you could call “safe” there.

no control = no out
at the end of the day

if that was the case, it was Joyce that had balls and integrity

was that the Ump's side of the story?
I have no access to post game interviews

But I saw the bobble on the first replay

That call made me sick

Cost the kid history. The guy was out by so much, it’s not even funny. Baseball needs to get it’s shit together and weed out the crappy umps. The fact that they don’t grade the umps over the season and reward the best with high paying gigs in the playoffs is pathetic.

Why are MLB umpires treated like a communist state??

It amazes me how we resilient our team is.

Take any piece out and somehow we keep moving forward. Take naps for instance at first, it’s like we never missed a step.

Go Halos

Frandson!!

??

Frandsen chopper ribbie
Frandsen

Wood who?

Nice Frandsen
LETS GO HALOS
Go Franny!
I wonder if Kaz poops dark matter
fedora?

the biggest douche bags wear fedoras…

should be a Red Sox stadium giveaway, then.
Frandsen is leading the AL in batting avg right now

minimum 10 AB’s

going to the fedora hat game

can’t wait to look like a (bigger) tool.

I'm waiting for the toaster cozy
Damn, Rev, you got the robot-umpires closing the last game thread!
practice what i preach

actually manual

Vlad Link

Link

Happened in BP. I hope he is okay

Fanshotted about an hour ago

http://www.halosheaven.com/2010/6/2/1498583/vlad-hurt

was he wearing number 8?
No, but 27 minus 19 (Kendry's number last year) is 8
Props

To galarraga for not throwing the ump to the ground and kicking the shit out of him.

no props.

I would have preferred the beat down.

Frandsen

Suddenly looking like an awesome move by Reagins.

he must have read moneyball

or Joy Luck Club. I don’t freakin’ know. But joy luck club was great either way

you should read what some crazy bastard said about Reagins. The dude wanted his head because of the Kazmir trade; it was on angelswin.com of course. Yes, I know angelswin forums are filled with idiots, and now I regret it, for I’ve brought shame to my family name…

I go to the same college that Jim Joyce graduated from

I feel so embarassed…

College of the Desert?
Bowling Green State University in Ohio
I'd much rather go to College of Dessert
A collage of desserts sounds great.
I think I gotta run to the store now
cal state blind?
I think its about time to fire ever MLB ump and replace them with young blood.
I just got home.

and I will be undefeated on the week in panther points! Huzzah’s are in order.

Oh yeah,

and the Angels are winning.

don't count your panther points befor they've hatched
But they have hatched.

there have already been 8 singles.

Also,

I think this is the first time i’ve disagreed with you on something.

Frandsen is pissed
you don't need to read lps

to be able to tell that he was cussing up a storm

WTF just happend?

i missed the play

Tag on Frandsen's hair

Get a Hair Cut yuh hippie

bad call

deiked the ump

not much of a deek, more like a bad call
no tag shows on the fox track!
THIS IS THE WORST CALL IN BASEBALL

SINCE FIVE MINUTES AGO WHEN THE UMPIRE BLEW THAT PERFECT GAME

Duelin' Dumbies
safe at first
instant replay!
This must be Voodoo!!!

Night of the Umpires!!!

If you pay them like monkeys

they make calls like monkeys

Can I haz sum banannanas?
No

you eat sour grapes, and work like you do too

What the hell does runners fielders choice mean?
It means

the umpire found a penumbra in the official rules.

and then fsw shows it :o
Reggie in LF
I think Quentin flew out to center.
beat me to it
No, you posted this about 6-7 hours ahead of me.
where are you?
sittin in front of my computer.

duh.

He's not one of us ;-p

get the chap a break ;-p

Holy shit nice effort by Frandsen
so close :o

way to sacrifice the body frandsen!

He's gonna replace Q

as Soth’s golden boy.

he does have the golden hair
Is his wife hot also?
Only if he's got pictures of Q blowing Joe Girardi.

Q has got some dirt on Soth somewhere. It’s the only explanation.

don't get hurt tho!
MLB Network is really breaking it down also. They all agree the call was blown badly.
Maybe this will bring on umpire reform at last
Franny is too cool. Gamer.
It's actually fun watching Frandsen

He’s some dude that was left for dead in baseball who isn’t supposed to really be in the majors. Nice to see him do well so far.

When he's not on the field

he’s yelling “Cawabunga” on some OC wave

I like the sissy who just covered his head with both hands.

Nice.

NOT TA SOUND GAY OR NOTHIN'

but how awesome would it be to be in the stands and just have a player literally fall into your lap for a minute?

I'm thinking about RAINBOWS
fail

sounds pretty gay

my qenis would be happy
It it were AJ

at Angel Stadium, yes.

Happened to me at football (soccer)
yeah

but we all know about brits

what exactly do we know?
Mr. F?

anyone?

I think you'll find

that turned out to be Mr Funke.

yours faithfully,

Arrested Gevelopment Geek

lol
As we found out in the epic

Gozzzirrrahhh episode, to bring it back to the Angels.

:D

for British eyes only…

were you bummed

that he was no allowed to use his hands?

I was going to mouth off

but this says it all

nah

it was a header into his lower V

You failed to not sound gay
jsut resist the urge to slip a fiver in his belt loop
make it rain!!!!
Happened to me at a Mojo Nixon/Skid Roper show in 1987

So, a little less gay. More sweaty, though.

I loved Mr and Mrs Roper on Three's Company.

“Stanley”

the older i get

the thought that Mrs. Roper might be hot creeps closer.

old women are like red wine

they make you throw you up on your uncle on thanksgiving last year

La Brea type cougar
Is that a dinosaur ... from the LaBrea tar pits?
who would dare admit

they were ever at a Skid Row show.

18 and Life for the FAIL
What do they light the stage with?

Trash can fires?

R-o-p-e-r

Though I did see Ratt/Poison at the Ventura County Fairgrounds once.

Just call an exterminator...

rat poison is bad for your health.

i like frandsen

that was a ton of effort there

How many singles have there been?
It's singles night in Kansas City...

Can’t you tell by all the heifers in the stands?

I thought they looked like some nice eye candy.

I’m known for being a chubby chaser though.

More than 6
Yee-haw!!

That should boost most of us up a bit!

Sweet....had 2 mil ridin', baby
I thought it was taboo to discuss PGP
Really? Didn't know that.
Wow! Good things happened when I was gone!

Go Halos!
(I take it we’re over 6 singles…)

I think good things happen when I'm back
Yea but weren't you gone for the 2 rallies?
Yeah, but I was thinking about posting
I hope they have protection

for that umpire because Detroit fans are not shy & retiring!!!

what's to lose

nobody owns anything over there anymore, and the cops won’t hunt down the culprits either

so is frandsen the 2010 palmer?
Joyce's wikipedia page

Has been protected/locked.

people will be hitting up the Irish Writer's

in protest soon enough

And he has been provided with lots of bodyguards

and his cell phone line has gone dead

go hit Joe's site

Pour the blame over there

It's going to be sad when we bench Frandsen after Wood comes back
I just orded my Frandsen jersey

So hopefully that doesn’t happen.

Just hang it next to the Riggs one you have.
The ANGEES jersey?
I'll put it with all my Jeff DaVanon stuff.
and next to my Dallas McPherson bed sheet and duvet set
Dude... I have the DMac underoos!
did your dmac underwear fail as well?
Fell apart after one year.
DMac Jimmy Jack Attack.

Bring him back just so that we can say that.

Awesome.

Dude hit HR’s from left and right side, yo. (played in Puerto Rico, but let’s not tell anyone about that)

SLC when Mathis is back
Willits tracked that down nicely?

By crouching?

Telekinesis

He brought to ball to him.

I told 'em to bring in Willits and they did.
you called it
I'm not as bad as you.
Shit!

Are we going to start the “Lets trade for a LF because we hate Matsui and Willits” FanPost?

MLB Fail

the Video broadcast is dead

Still working here
OK here in Pasadena

but sound is hissy

Just got home from work and got situated

Nice game so far from Kaz, highly unexpected.

And OMG if that blown call in Detroit doesn’t lead Selig to do instant replay then he is an even bigger piece of crap than I thought. If you polled fans, I have no doubt the vast majority would be in favor of some form of instant replay.

Just look at the NFL, you know the league that overtook MLB because they did things that fans wanted…… they have instant replay and while it’s never going to be a perfect system, that shouldn’t stop you from doing something that is unquestionably better than the status quo.

so did juan get injured when he fouled that ball off his foot?
Seems like it
O no

not another injury…

he was'nt hitting anyway
Hope not

Maybe precautionary like when Torii got hit on Saturday, he looked a little sore going to second on his double

Just swelling, this game has some distance in it, he'll be ready to go the day after tomorrow.
injured enough- ball of hit toe
My text message to Giants Fan Friend

“Dude, I freakin’ heart Kevin Frandsen, I can’t believe you guys got rid of him, he’s such a stud!”

your text back will be

who?

lol when I told him the Angels signed Frandsen, his reaction was.....

on purpose?

thats so cute
he's playing instead of Q or Wood

I would even heart Bernie from Weekend at Bernies if he played instead of those two…..

I just like him because he's all heart. Arguing his case at 2B, all the effort, jumping into the stands.
yea he's not taking his ML spot for

Qranted.

not this again
"Playing Third Base"

“Buster Bluth”

greatest Buster quote.

“I don’t want no part of your tight ass country club you freak bitch.”

That was Franklin D. Bluth!
details, details
RIP

It’s not easy being white, it’s not easy being brown…

"So much pressure to be bright"

“I got kids all over town…”

“your my bro, not my brother,” franklin you beautiful bastard.

Anyone who says they freakin heart something

wants a baseball player to fall in their lap

That was priceless
who wouldn't man?
i heart this
I kidney it
I bladder it
I pancreas it
I Isle of Langerhans it
i spleen it.
no gluteous maximus???
mmmm Aaron Harang?
what happened to Rivera?

im not watching

foul off the toe
gotcha.

thanks.

World Cups a coming

getting a little carried away

toejam problem
camel toe problem
that's generally not a problem
K Davies looks like Casey Kotchman in his mug shot
more runs

no bullpen implode

Davies doesn't look like a shitty pitcher judging on looks alone.

He looks like Nick Blackburn from the Twins.

his beard is weird.
And his 'stache is trash.
no play for mr gray
YOUR GRAY HAIR HAS PUT YOU IN A ROCKING CHAIR
You must be an Emmett Smith fan
As a Giants fan?

Definitely not.

Heh

sorry about that, Chief!

His stache is trash
Poets aboun around town
nice allthe way around

good job Stan!

Godzilla

Godzilla come though again!!!

DeJesus

pride of RUTGERS!

Abreu looked out
makeup call for Frandy?
The umps know best
Bobbuh safe? hmm...
Make up call for the Frandsen miss
Now where's Jim Joyce's makeup call?
the umpire unemployment line
Jim Joyce's makeup call should be

a kamikaze mission to Bud Selig’s office

nice inning

more runs more runs

roll call

Hoping 6-1 is safe for me to show up

hoping it's safe for me to take off

laters!

I just want to say Good Luck, we're all counting on you
Who is the Angels main competition this year, Oakland or Texas?

I’ve decided to take Seattle out of the running.

they lost their DH though

they might be back in it now

the way we're playing

everyone is our competition

Look, we've been playing terribly and are still in contention

When we get round to playing moderately well, we will walk the division

The Angels main competition is the Angels bullpen.

They seem to want the other team to win

Texas because they actually got pitching.

and

we continually lose series to them

Who made the bad call on the ground rule double last season in the ALDS, or ALCS?
One West Bank has worn down my resistance.

I’d open up a savings or checking account right now if it meant i’d never have to see that damn commercial again.

Then their plan is working
Kaz still having problems finding the K zone
Binqo Sherlock
BTW, that guy was out in Detroit
you're a little late buddy
I came in late on purpose. Wanted a good lead before I signed in.

The last three wins, I didn’t post. Yesterday, I posted early in the thread.

Superstition abounds.

I’m the same way red, if were winning and i’m not posting, I just leave it alone. ;)

really?

everybody had it wrong then

*everybody here
Griffey's injuries in Cincy weren't "freak"

he ran on concrete for a decade in the Kingdome.

Why did we trade S-rod for Kaz?

why?

uh

1 run buddy.

been a member for but 48 hours

cut him some slack … not

cause they wouldn't takewood
Maybe because we thought he'd pitch better than this
Probably because we thought we could afford to lose a .621 OPS
Because this year, S-Rod is only good when compared to Wood?
And Ken Griffey Jr.
because we have HK.

and Segura is a better overall 2B than Sean

Because Matt Palmer is not a good starting pitcher
Kaz throwing BP still eh?

That was a shot to CF at Torii

BP = Ball Practice.
Do the Ray want Kaz back for S-rod?

Do the Ray want Kaz back for S-rod?

probably not

probably not

But you doesn't have to call me Johnson
that so dates you
I think Halowood would so date him as well
Only if I fall in his lap

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Can I call you Jay or RJ?
Eckstein may have saved me 20 quid with a 2 out 9th inning single
Roll call

ughhh.. still pissed about the Detroit game

Nice stop, Izzy
the dad is here

to kick some ass

What may one day happen to Joyce

LINK

Oh and for those of you scoring at home...

KRod blew a save just now…

So? Fuentes does that all the time
Eckstein drove in the tying run too
Joyce apologized to Galarraga, I hear
Mighty nice of the blind douche nozzle.
then all is better now
situation all better now!
he should apologize to baseball and the fans

the do the honorable thing and fall on a sword in the middle of the ballpark.

Somehow...that just isn't enough...
Has Mike Napoli played first base enough to earn a Gold Glove?
He'll have to prise it out of Q's cold dead hand
if he wore pinstripes
Made a couple of nice digs.

Of course, it’s probably easy after blocking K-Rod’s funky sliders in the dirt.

Why is someone still complaining about Kazmir?

the least you can do is do it when he’s having a ad game.

he is having an ad game and it is okay.
What's he selling?
Hoe many ya want?
built in frustration

wonder what they’d be saying with a second baseman batting.230 and a .277 obp? They’s be saying “why didn’t we trade for a starting pitcher? Why?”

those numbers are almost Wood-like

or… Frandsenesque.

MINOR LEAGUE UPDATE

Mike Trout inches closer to .400, goes 4-5 and is batting .376.

In AAA Bourjos is leading off, Congers is batting 3rd, Wood is batting 5th, Trumbo 7th and AA stud, Padre flame out McAunulty is batting 6th.

Trout is a barbarian
Does he crush his enemies, drive them before him, and hear the lamentations of their women?
That's Conan O'Brien
He says that is what is best in life.
Thundarr?

I always liked Ariel when I was a lad.

And yes, I know that’s kind of creepy.

thundecats ho?
Robot Chicken loves making fun of the Thundercats.
Robot Chicken Rules
buk-buk-buk

ba-buk-buk-buk
ba-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk
buk-ah!!

careful

or i will invoke the Wonder Twin powers

WB picked up the series.

going to start an new animated Thundercats.

Is there anywhere you won't post a minor league update?
Congers, eh?

Haven’t heard much about this guy, what position does he play?

Galarraga interview on ESPN right now.

Sounds like the nicest guy in the world. Damn.

looked like that from the seventh inning on

smiling all the time

He friggin smiled when they blew the call!
So why is Juan Rivera out?

Did he get injured?

foulball

off toe

He fouled one off his foot and looked to be hurting pretty bad when he got the double
World Cups coming up

kicked the baseball

Frandsen joining Trout

in the .400 club

Fransden es en fuego
I love how everyone in our lineup is hitting under .278

and then there is Frandsen hitting .436

now on one can say
the Angels don’t have a player batting over .300

and don't forget Shotgun Mathis

comin back soon!!!

So

how many singles so far for the teams? ( for PGG)

More than 6 I believe
so

I work with a bunch of diehard Giants fans.When I went into the office yesterday they could barely contain their glee that Kendry had broken his ankle. made me shake my head in abject sadness.They have no class.

Why the hell do Giants fans care?
they are stil bitter about 2002
Why so much hate for the Halos nationwide?

Or is it just really classless people everywhere

Because we beat most teams nationwide.
they hated the Halos in the 90's
First they were jealous

because our uniforms were too awesome. Then they hated us because they were too ugly.

I mean, when is it ever cool to laugh at people getting injured???

unless it’s a roid

Answer: Doug Eddings
Pierzynski.

and Tex the other day.

did both of those tools get hurt?
not AJ, but Tex hurt himself like Juancho did.
too bad.

if there is any player in baseball that I despise, i is AJ

AJ is pretty much the only player I'd cheer getting hurt.

Not even U-Haul or Horseface.

papelbum?
Close, but no. Aj is the essence of doucheness.
Papsmear is just pathetic

AJ is a malignant growth that needs to be excised.

Yeah, got a strong dislike for AJ and E.Chavez.

E.Chavez for talking smack though.

I have an irrational dislike of Matt Stairs
And a rational hate for Ozzie Guillen
You must've been pissed when Stairs helped the Phillies reach the WS in '08

and why Ozzie?

Stairs is just a fat ugly canuck

Ozzie has a horrible knack of attacking his own players, classless.

I like his rants, dude says whatever the funk he wants.

I love Ozzie because he's the polar opposite of Soth
He can't be the Anti-Soth

They dont’t explode violently when they shake hands.

Soth

wanted to turn him into pasta sauce when Guillen was with the Halos though

Wrong Guillen
which guillen?
Jose
that's the one that I was refering to :)
Thought we were talking about Ozzie
Yeah, me too.

Now I’m confused.

We were
ok then I am lost

I thought that we were talking about Jose.. currently on the roster for KC?

UK Halo was talking about how he hates Ozzie and Matt Stairs
I hate 'em even more for causing this confusion
sorry that I didn't get it..

I don’t have any love for Ozzie either.

But you usually don't have to wait long for Chavez to get hurt.

Usually takes about 3 pitches into the season.

he used to be able to get +115 games under his belt.

and now he’s Mr. Glass.

People are jealous of SoCal

people hate the rally monkey.

checking in from Portland, Oregon

currently at the bees vs. beavers game. sullys on the hill. go angels!!! go bees!?

enjoy PGE while you still can
checking in from Portland, Oregon

currently at the bees vs. beavers game. sullys on the hill. go angels!!! go bees!?

Wilson got robbed big time
Call the cops!!!!

Wilson just got robbed.

Bloomquist with a nice catch.
Really nice catch

but honestly? I saw it coming.

Kotch would have had that too

(sorry, couldn’t resist)

R O B B E R Y

damn bobby wilson was robbed by willy bobson

ROBBED

Willy’s the real deal. he AL central is packed with awesome defensive CFer’s

It's almost like we play better against teams with losing records

*scratches head

truly mind-bottling.
Is that Abby Normal's mind you've bottled?
*sigh* those are the catches Torii used to make

now, they roll to the wall

while he jogs them down
"those were the days my friend"
Haha...wood is in the starting lineup!

so much for the dl.

rehab assignment

he can’y stay there, he’s out of options

give him hell for me
Bloomquist sounds like royalty

Are you royalty bloomquist!?

Willie Ballgame
Poor Vlady!!!

hope he’s ok…

whappen?
Taking BP.

Fouled a ball off of the batting cage that bounced back and hit him in the eye.

Ouch! Hope he's OK.
itai
Here you go.

MLB.com

thanks

does not look good

That sucks. Hope Vladdy's ok.
Me too

I want Texas to go down but not Vladdy

he hit the ball, it

bounced off ground and caught him under the eye…they took him to the hospital….

Royals fan: facepalm

Avilas must have gone to the "Defense the Angel's Way" seminar
an afterwards in the gardenwalk room, "coping with Q"
do they have a "how to close out games"

taught by Fuentes?

Looks like the Royals live by their rookies and die by their rookies.
mostly the latter
Name one rookie on their team
they have a back up shortstop named Kyle Rookie
They're all rookies

when I, personally, haven’t heard of them. Except for Butler. Always liked Butler. Hell of a bunter, played for Atlanta.

that one

what is he 70 – 75 by now?

oh..he's not playing 1st base?

my bad, must be a rookie

They all look so young compared to our team though they are old Mariners.
I want one of those fedoras, but I can't make it to the stadium that night :-(
I can give you mine.
that would be nice

any givers? someone what to barter with goods from the islands? shrunken head?

a glad-bag of poi would be nice.
I'm going to sew my fedora onto my snuggie

and make the ultimate outfit

im in the mood for some KC bbq discussion.
i wish i could find that video of Rev making fun of physioc and his "kanseas city bbq!"
i've been to the KC Masterpiece restaurant there.

And a hole in the wall just outside of downtown. KC Masterpiece was good, the hole in the wall was great!

i love hole-in-the-wall places

they best chinese food places up here usually are, and that goes for korean bbq as well

Same for BBQ.

There was this little hole-in-the-wall joint in Moorpark (across from the Melodrama, if anyone’s familiar with Moorpark), called “The BBQ Joint”. Real KC style stuff.

Went to the original Chris&Pitts in Van Nuys. Good food. Not there anymore.
there's a Chris&Pitts in Downey on Lakewood Blvd...didn't know they were a chain...
Me neither. I thought that was the only oe.

And it’s long closed :-(

Of course, we still have Dr. Hogly Wogly’s Tyler Texas BBQ.

I’ve been told by friends from Texas that it’s the real deal.

there is also Lucille's ...

they have great food….

i have tried them 3 times..

the first time was great, the second time was barely mediocre.. the third time was absolutley awful .

do you know a good chicken 'n waffles place?
Waffle House?
no chicken?

but its located in SoCal?

I don't know. I was just guessing.

And I’ve never seen a Waffle House in CA.

that's what Cali is missing :(
there is one on Pico Blvd

in Los Angeles…..I think it’s around La Cienega & Pico….people at work used to get food from them….can’t think of the name….

thanks, I'll check for it.
"There also is a branch of Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles on Pico near La Brea."

I<3 Google search and Firefox

LINK

chicken & waffles...

www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/

yes!

I’m definitely hitting this place up, que dios te las page…

vlad IS my man

feel better bro

Kaz is toast
what a gutless sack of shit
referring of course to kaz
and here I thought a fight was brewing between

mat and matt

We are actually the same person, with a split personality
you are the voice of Reason
Kazmir you really don't have to try to impress us, we are stuck with you anyway.
come on double play
Another terrible jump by Torii
but at least he hits

doesn’t he?

groin again?
i thought you stopped when you were around 18 or so.
K-Rod II pitching now
Wow. But what a game Kaz has been pitching

and against one of the top hitting teams in the league at home

Kaz ever since the trade a very unimpressive 5-7 .
as opposed to the impressive numbers by SRod

and our other options for the rotation

never been an S Rod .
you haven't lived
Did you not watch any games when we first got him?

He was pitching great, we just weren’t scoring runs for him..

exactly

If he can just return to late-’09 form

K-rod 2 is coming in!!!
maybe torii is losing his vision.
Governer of Michigan declared it a perfect game

via twitter

Wow, very cool
she's got my vote

impressive use of power

but wil MLB show some balls?
never

I bet King Bud won’t even say much, if anything, on the subject.

We need the smooth comedy stylings of Clutch & Scoop
Or Stroker & Hoop.
Hey!! I resent that!

I’m funny… Or so I’ve been told. Of course, people who say that are looking at a picture of me…

I was hoping Kaz goes 8.

high hopes :(

has he even gone 7 yet?
Yep, he did in St. Louis, and I think he did, or at least got close in Texas
I think his longest was 6.2
He's done it twice.

3-4 L on 5/17 vs. TEX (9 H, 4 ER, 1 BB/4 K)

10-7 W on 5/22 vs. STL (3 H, 3 ER, 3 BB/5 K)

Bullpen up. Crap.
Kaz averaging 5 1/2 innings per start
our short starter on the roster

as apposed to the long reliever.

Kaz is a gutless sack of shit
i coulda swore i've seen this before
one track mind
Yes, but

he’s OUR gutless sack of shit.

never read a Rev post this nasty before ...

WOW …

when did you start reading
when I got accepted at Yale
Well, it's the most CONCISE nasty post he's made

i expect verbose and nasty when I think of Rev.

true that

it was straight to the point, and the spelling

Hey Kaz. This isn't Texas. You're expected to average a minimum of 6 here.

not getting it done, but I refuse to sell him down the river.

rodriguez

i like.

because?
because he's been looking great

in his minimal appearances.

.230 ba .277 obp

great?

Not Sean, K Rod II
yeah...

francisco rodriguez…. the guy… pitching.

the kid throws hard and with great movement on his fastball
C'MON FRANKIESTEIN
That's "Fronkensteen"
Froderick Fronkensteen
And I'm "Eye-gor"
what knockers!
oh sank you doctor!
Werewolf?
There wolf. There castle.
this

kid francisco gets better each time, i like what he brings

Ugh

can the headlines stop calling the perfect game play a “disputed” call?

It’s not fucking disputed. No one is disputing it. It was a WRONG call. Wrong. Not disputed.

I bet Ken Griffey Jr. is taking a long nap right now
TORII HUNTER with the jack
Oh Mama

Tat is gooone

Woah, nice Torii!
Hula killed that
Hunter aint having it...
HOLY JEEBUS

Torii hits a Griffey-esqe homer in Griffey’s honor.

Hula Dula the Royal Rula!!!!!!
They call him flipper , flipper
ginormous HR!
Torii Hunter the ball hits with luminous resistance power
************************HOMERUN**************Torii Hunter!************************
i guess that torii

wants an A by mid semester

Napoli could get an A- because he olays two positions.

*plays

missionary and ?
"Your cat is jealous"
Napoli not Pat the Bat

he’ll probably get an A, but I think he’ll transfer before the fall term begins.

hey all! horrible drive home, but good to see our boys winning
That one should count for two
damnn

good peace of hitting tori

Hey they just found out that Jim Joyce bet the under/over on the number of perfect games this year. He bet the under

Lead officially bullpen proof

i’m calling it

Dewey Wins
Dewey was robbed in North Dakota

he’s still my president

Hanging chads?
No, but there were some danglin barry's
That's what Russ Ortiz thought
Zing!
Thank you. I'll be here all week!

Try the veal!

so far

a good game by the angels.

Joyce: "Biggest call of my career and I kicked the shit out of it." Real quote, apparently
That would make a good documentry, "Worst calls in Baseball History."
Yeah, he seems to be saying all the right things

Seems truly upset he blew the call.

well, one tings for sure. plenty of people in detroit want to kick the shit out of HIM!
Apparently Griffey will be staying with the Mariners in a front office role
Retired but kept his contract with the team
sitting on a golden throne.
he says he will not take his new role laying down!
he was sitting when he got caught
Let him get some rest first!
Is he going to sleep under his desk like George Constanza?
In a world of Tim McClellands, Joe Wests, and Doug Eddingses

I give a TON of respect for this:

" I just cost that kid a perfect game,’’ Joyce said. " I thought he beat the throw. I was convinced he beat the throw, until I saw the replay."

" It was the biggest call of my career," said Joyce, who became a full-time major league umpire in 1989.

-

Joyce faced a group of hostile Tigers – led by Leyland – between the pitching mound and home plate after the final out and was booed lustily by the crowd of 17,738 as he walked off the field.

" I don’t blame them a bit or anything that was said,‘’ Joyce said. " I would’ve said it myself if I had been Galarraga. I would’ve been the first person in my face, and he never said a word to me."

He could have taken the bullshit, arrogant, “I don’t answer to anyone” route, but he took it like a man and admitted his own wrongdoing.

Still-

in that situation, you ALWAYS give the benefit of the doub to the pitcher..

there was no doubt

he made the wrong play and was out of position to make the correct one. should have been in foul territory for that call

Robots shall rule the world!

harharhar

Robots have no feelings
Ya, I saw that, really cool of the guy to just man up and admit he screwed up
being convinced when it wasn't a judgment call was wrong all the way

why do the umps try to know the outcome? who didn’t Joyce have faith in on making that play?

Walk off grand slam for Adrian Gonzalez in SD

team mates made him crouch into the plate, rather than jump

he really needs to stay in the 619.
I thought Petco was in the 760?
I just know SD is 619...

don’t know if the Petco is 760.

Orange County used to be 714

so did most of San Diego County. Now, south Orange County is 949, north San Diego County is 760…. and the rest of San Diego County is 619

My house phone has some ridiculous new area code in HB
what is your new area code?
657
wtf?

in OC? how many area codes are there now?

LA County has

213, 818, 310, 323, 562, 626, 747, and 661

wow. I know all of those area codes except for 747.
747 is the new overlay for the 818

It’s the reason I have to dial 1-818 even though I’m in the 818

714, 949, 657 and 562 in Seal Beach
Seal Beach is OC, though, isn't it?
Yeah there are a few parts of North OC with 562
why the change?
Increase in population probably
Two words. Cell Phones.
makes sense.

about 5 years ago Corona used to be 909, now its 951.

no sh**?
took a while to get used to it :/
I have an 818 number. I now have to dial 1-818 to get anyone in the 818
hah,

ain’t that a bitch.

I'm in the 818/949

Formerly the 818, formerly the 213.

When I was a kid in the Valley, we had a 213 area code.

714 used to go all the way up to the NV border, if I remember correctly.

Oops. 818/747, not 949.
OMG I HATE JOYCE

(joyce releases self-deprecating quotes)

OMG JOYCE IS THE BEST

Saying you respect someone for admitting their mistakes

isn’t the same as loving him…it’s just showing admiration for a trait that is not typically displayed by his peers.

I would admit to my mistakes

If I ever made any

I won't

F’em

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was mistaken.
World's most interesting man???
too bad

that we can’t post pictures in game posts

tis okay without them

make’s you work for your enjoyment

He once made a mistake, just to see what it was like
wasn't he

eaten by sharks and raised by wolves?

that's K-Mo
He visited a psychic once... to warn her.
FRod on the season: 4.1IP, 1H, 5K, 0.23 Whip, 0.00 ERA
Reggie gets it started.

Now it’s time for FRANDERSON

On a totally unrelated note, GA hit the walk-off single in the 14th for the Doyers
after 4 terrible at bats, apparently
would have been a HR if he wasn't so lazy
REGGIE! REGGIE! REGGIE!
Can the commisioner overrule that Joyce call?
only if the umpire didn't double stamp it no erasies
I think the official scorer can change it to an error, so it's a no-no, but not a perfect game.
error on who?
E1 is what Victor was saying
selig needs to make an exception. even Joyce is saying he blew it.
you can't rewrite history

It’s done

doubleplusgood
which version? Historically a perfect game was pitched today.
A guy is out when the umpire calls him out

He didn’t, there was no perfect game.

If they try and stitch it up post-facto it will open the biggest can of worms ever.

I don't think so, in this case. This isn't just a missed call.

I

yes...it is

so you would have the front office only verturn calls that you or me or leland or Scioscia thinks important? Or only calls at the end of a game? or only calls that impact close races? or on and on and on

It was a screw up but that’s too bad so sad

Under the rules of baseball

the physical act necessary to record a 27th out was performed. He was out.

Game over. Perfection.

no one is out until the umpire says he is
Oh gee thanks

I didn’t know that.

That’s why I specifically worded it the way I did. By the rules of the game, the physical act that occurred was an out.

again, not if the umpire says otherwise

Under the “rules of the game” the Umpire is the arbiter of whether that physical occurs. Mistakes are made all the time. But under the “rules of the game” he was safe.

There is no appeal of a judgement call, only a misinterpretation of the rules.

Knock it off

stop pretending you don’t know exactly what I’m saying.

The RULES of the game state that if the ball beats the runner, the runner is out. This is so transparently clearly my point that your arguing to the contrary is nothing short of obnoxious. I’m not stating the game should be rewritten, or that Selig should overturn it. I’m stating that the runner was out, by definition of an out. The game, free of umpires put in place to make calls, still has a rule book. And the rulebook has definitions for when an out should be called. The umpire’s place is to properly state a call. A ball over a fence in fair territory 450 feet away is a home run by the rule book, whether an umpire signals it or not.

The physical act constituting an out occurred. Whether or not it was called that way is so clearly and blatantly not my point. So stop.

Not rewriting

just fixing a publisher’s error.

exactly! All physical evidence shows the true historical record.
then you erase the last ab?

it is not going to happen.

Thompson has the scariest gamecast picture of all time
back to bar b q

Just thought of Johnny Reb’s ….. they are in Long Beach & Bellflower…

was this a physioc flashback?
tee, he, he......
born in the sixties on vitamin A
I remember the 60's so I didn't live through them.

Too young to do all the drugs, etc…

drive into E.LA

you are never too young

I remember the 60's

quite well…..was raising Ladybug then….

Ah, that explains EVERYTHING then.

Lol. Just kidding, you raised yourself a pretty awesome daughter, or at least as much as I can tell from one rendevous at Angel’s stadium.

yes....she is awesome...

but don’t tell her I said so….she’ll get a big head…spoke to her earlier…she’s visiting her son in Dayton…..!!!!!!

probably searchin this sight as we type

will be askin for a raise on her allowance on her return to the homeland

I just copied and emailed

these lovely postings to her…in c/o her son….she will be amused!!!

bad?

the memories i mean ;-p

Tulsa Rib Co.

In Orange.

Valley Ranch in Van Nuys is pretty good too
What? No love for Arby's??

there’s nothing like a cheddar n’ beef smothered in arby-q sauce for breakfast

We're talking BBQ, not plastic.
if you like rainbow colored beef....lol
pretty ...

colors

rainbows taste like hapiness
at least it don't taste like burning
only when there is

a pot of gold…..love rainbows….but not in my beef…

bet you pick out them marshmallows from your lucky charms too
alas...don't eat lucky charms..
Also "My Brother's BBQ" in Woodland Hills
OC fairgrounds BBQ competition

june 12th

Frandsen is like Chikenman on them basepaths

he’s everywhere, he’s everywhere

cause the Frand Man Rules!
Joey's BBQ in Chino is another good one
I like my bulger animal style ...

yummy .

nothing wrong with that
Will Fat Chick get it together?
On opening night

I ran into a dude wearing a Guillen jersey. I commented that he had to have some serious balls to wear it.

you have some serious balls to talk to somebody wearing a guillen jersey
I saw someone wearing a Bootcheck jersey
That's just pathetic.

At least Guillen played well.

Hopefully they got it at one of the yard sales

It would be really sad if they bought one at full price

poor guy probably got it before guillen went retarted
Don't nibble, Fat Chck
Swallow it whole, don't even chew
Bulger can crash at my house any day after an inning like that

in separate rooms of course. with the lights on.

Not that there's anything *WRONG* with that...
I'm sure Mrs. redfloyd will

protect you…..

The dude ate Jack's face!
and he had to take the bus home!
the only thing they can fire you for at Jack in the Box
Q wiping the sweat from his brow.
High fiving his team mates is hard work
I heard Wood is tearing up the minors right now

Bring him up!

was that stadium that empty

at the start of the game or did they give up and go home???

pretty much empty all game long
They're talking about it now
If Shields is coming in, the game may still be intresting
A triple would make up for the blown perfecto earlier
Time for the Hula Dula Triple
Damn.. That HR from Torii was a moonshot.
Does a popup to third count as a triple for a cycle?
maybe if Joyce was covering 3rd
Angel Hernandez would have tossed Torii for that pop-out
Who do you think pitches the 9th?
Shields
ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!
better than another game finished for F-bomb
you guys are trying to drive me to drink
Cuz I'm drivin' that hot... rod... Lincoln
Oh. I see. Soth wants Fuentes to get a save?
welll...it IS a game of stats!
Q pinchrunning for Matsui
there is a god...
a Qod
Kneel before Qod!!!
someone need to photoshop Power Q's face over Raptor Jesus.

or just good ol’ regular Jesus

I thought Q

played not badly at 1st…..he seemed to do well…

We can all sleep tonight

Q got in the game

I saw him slip Soth a 20 spot before he left the dug out
game is in the fridge
your memory lives on
someone told me that line on a plane

Harvard grad who practices real estate law in santa ana

Reggie 3 run HR right here
I'll bet all my panther points against that happening
Uhh hey look, a distraction!
Pay up. You owe me 42000 or so PPs.
the slap bet comissioner rules in your favor

pay up

I think Shields should pitch the 9th

he could use the workout

Patrick Stewart receives knighthood!
That's SIR Jean-Luc Picard to you....
thought that he had

years ago

apparently it happened earlier today at the Buckingham Palace.
Greetings from Santa Ana, CA

Lets seal the deal

How'd the interview go?
it was moved to next week

uber lame

Nice try Reggie
Good try Reggie.
STFD!!! One out
nice K, Sir Scot
his knee looked

like ti was bleeding….I like Reggie!!!!

he got an owie
needs a band-aid

for his boo-boo….

No, 'Owie is playing second.

He got a boo-boo.

I wonder if Betancourt is happy he left the M's for KC?

Both teams suck, but you feel sorry for KC.

never feel sorry

I remember the 80’s when them and the Twins were in the way

this

KC didn’t feel sorry when McRea and Brett were kicking the shit out of us.

OK, almost feel sorry...
Come on Shields, keep it together
And after the K, Evil Shields shows up.

Does Shields have a goatee?

It begins....
DP to end this bitch.
So Vlad nearly knocked himself out today?
yup....went to the hospital....
what?

He couldn’t stand looking at himself in a Rangers uni?

Freak BP accident. Discussed somewhere else in ths thread.

Look for all the “OUCH” comments.

thanks

will do

yes...he traded out of

the red which is good luck and look what happens….tch, tch….

No lead is safe
Don't let F-bomb in the game please!
Game recap on main page LOL
K this bastard, Shieldsy
LIGHT UP THE HALO

Just another Halos Victory

Nice throw by Frandsen to end the game
light up that halo!!!!!
Nice one boys

let’s take the series tomorrow

Did Victor just say light this baby up?
Have you not watched any games on TV this year?

He’s been saying that after every win..

We survived!
Light up the Halo

Just Another Halos Victory

1 game off .500

:D

team looked good tonight..

possibly a glimmer of hope?

depends how they attack G-baby.
there is always

a glimmer with the Angels!!! tomorrow 11AM..

lets get to .500 tomorrow
Abrew....

500 doubles!!!!!! that’s cool!!!!!!

What was it

500 doubles; 250 home runs; and 300 stolen bases

same as Biggio, Balco, and …?

I think it was 350 stolen bases????
Henderson
the "third person"
LIGHT HER UP

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