Halos Heaven

cause
he can’t locate the strike zone, and when he does, they’re fastballs over the heart of the plate.

It was coming

His stuff has never been great, but his command used to be a little better. But this was on the cards since he first fought onto our team.

Problem is, he has become a vet on our team. So the leash will be longer than perhaps it should.

TheQuestforMerlin - May 8, 2010 reply

Saunders
can’t keep the ball in the strike zone. The only reason why he got to the 6th with minimal damage is because the Ms suck offensively. If this was the Yanks or Sox, probably 6 runs would’ve scored.

You saw his last start, right?

oh yea.

Jim Leyland would talk to his guy to find out if he was shot...or if he needed to come out

Bulger is starting to look a little better out there

THANK YOU Bulger

WOW did he really just do that??

I think so - not sure but they are playing a commercial so I think it did happen

Bulger just made Saunders look even worse

i'm so torn... i hate detroit, but i also hate SJ...

i’m not sure who to root for….

cheering for big hits and own goals seems so petty :o

Why is
Saunders the #2 guy? WIth his performance, he should be 4 or 5. He should be 4 or 5 so he doesn’t have to face good pitchers.

By this time in the season, matchups aren't a given.

true
but if he gets lowered down, he might feel bad and start performing well.

what’s the score?

3-3

thought
Mike actually trusted Saunders to get thru the inning.

It could be worse...in Boston, Mikey was a deer in the headlights

no f*ing way

Here's an interesting stat

Saunders is actually throwing more strikes this year than last. But guys are swinging at him less.

where’d u find that?

Fangraphs

I really love #18

3 for 3

Woody is getting nervous

I rather have Wood

I would also. I don't think this game makes Frandsen better

That's what Scioscia wants.........

What the heck Frandsen is 3 for 3

it's cause he's

awesome.

Figgi4life - May 8, 2010 reply

Frandsen = new Starter

for every position

wonder if he can pitch???

Absolutely

Los Angeles Frandsens of Anaheim

+18

Maybe
that new guy’s making a move at 3rd base. So far, Frandsen has outperformed Wood offensively and tied for glove.

oh hell, so far Frandsen has outperformed every Angel

bad news for Q

Kevin Frandchise

ihearhowie2.0 - May 8, 2010 reply

how many games did it take Wood to get 3 hits, 20?

He's got only 15 so far

Didn’t someone refer to Frandsen as “Sparky” earlier? I like that. “Franderson” could stick, too… How long does t take to come to consensus on these things, anyway?

*it

repetitive use and "hey, I like that one"

hi Bug!

that’s about what I thought. :)

sorry, replied in wrong order

Abroo poo

Why did Saunders pitch to Sweeney with lefty on deck?

he should'nt pitched to either

Let's go Halos

WIN THIS!

HalosFanInNorCal - May 8, 2010 reply

When we first signed Frandsen,

I read a lot of columns and blog post about the move.

I recall that the fans posting kept mentioning that he seemed to be a great prospect, always did well at AAA, but flamed out in the majors.

I read something saying that Baseball America once said something like, “He’s the perfect #2 hitter.” (paraphrase).

Leadoff single to C hitting .128?

Ichiro is faster than Scratchiro

What about Krustiro?

he's at Moe's

enjoying a Flaming Moe

OT: has anyone used the disc resurfacers sold at places like OfficeMax?

like disk dr?

Resurfacer?

the yclean minor scratches off disks

Oh, I thought you meant like a sander. You mean the gunk?

Don’t bother.

You’re not going to believe this, but use toothpaste. Get Tom’s of Maine.

Seriously, google "Toothpaste scratched CD" (without the quote)

yeah that works

wow!

learning something new here all the time. :)

Toothpaste scratched CD

they have machines that are ~$30

that supposedly polish down the surface. Was wondering how good they were. Would save some money on the PS2 games

they are good for minor surface scratches only

that works!

I suppose I can always return it if it doesn’t work well

Try the toothpaste trick.

I have---no luck

seen them but never used one

Uh, Bulger? The zone is this way: L

He was chatting with Saunders between innings and got confused

We almost had a Cuban missile crisis.

wow this is such a long wait in between pitches

I'll bet that's what the fielders are thinking

alrighty pitch him down and in

…. not that down and in

Nap called a change on 3-0

Hit Kotch

ankle

bad idea

Has he knocked the M's powerful 1B out of the game

Lucky he hit him.

If he misses Kotch, that’s a WP and the runner scores. No way Naps blocks that

right above the ankle....ouchie

The whole pacific northwest is in love with Gutz...

… the way they talk about him, he’s the next pujols

The zone is this way, Bulger: v

cheezus, pull Bulgy already

wow… bulger not the way to come in and pitch

Love how no one is warming up

Hough - May 8, 2010 reply

lol sosh is wayyyy too trusting

showing patience with his guys!!

Hough - May 8, 2010 reply

good god man!!!

is Bulger thinking these things out

or just he just wing it

I think his problem is that he is thinking.

To paraphrase Yogi, “You can’t think and pitch at the same time”.

(Yogi said “hit”, not “pitch”).

it's not the 8th yet so of course we can't bring rodney in

Now throw another strike.

why is this guy always our first reliever????

lol not always….. its usually jepsen 7th rodney 8th fuentes 9th

oh lord...you said fuentes....

Isn't that an F-bomb?

Nap's changing speeds

YES!

woot

wow nice pitch!

Mikey was calling those pitches

the chart showing Bulgers pitch location...

… looks like a drunken dartboard

Link. It's got to be amusing, in a morbid sort of way

they were showing the graphic during the FSN broadcast

man, a dart in the ankle would hurt :(

Time to check my blood pressure

sigh of relief

we got reallllllyyyy lucky right there

Well done Bulger!

Okay nevermind

when you get out of jams, all is forgiven

omg. i can’t believe we made it through that inning

We need baserunners

Will Frandsen hit in this inning?

Nope

Anything's possible. Just improbable.

Here, have a nice cup of something almost, but not entirely unlike tea.

Unlikely. 3-4-5.

k3yerout

give him a run

and the rally monkey WILL come….

HalosFanInNorCal - May 8, 2010 reply

alrgithy kendry go yard again

We need more kowbell!

watching Betty White on SNL tonight?

lightupthehalo - May 8, 2010 reply

cmon Bam2

maybe this pitcher is out of our league

lets go Matsui. Vlade is making you look bad lately

i can't believe...

… we’re letting a guy with a tramp stamp on his neck throw heat by us…

Wrong place to hit it

Godzilla was hitting before he went to New York

They put a hex on him.

MINOR LEAGUE UPDATE

AAA SLC: Up 2-0

AA Ark: 2-1 victory. Michael Kon gets the save 1 IP 2 K’s 0.66 ERA on the season

A+ RC: Up 2-0 Roberto Lopez 1-2 BA is .366 on the season.

A Ball CR: 5-4 victory. Mike Trout 3-5 HR (3) 2 SB (18). Skaggs 5 IP 3 R 3 BB 5 K’s season ERA 1.50. Kehrer gets the win 5 IP 0 R 4 BB 5 K’s.

AL West AAA team tied 3-3

The only AAA guy out there is Frandsen and he looks like a superstar

Mike Ryan’s on the bench.

~sigh~ I miss Seattle

I lived there for a year

lived there for ~3 yrs

they have shown some

beautiful pictures of Seattle!!!

Commericals for Pacific Northwest Casinos...

… Rival anything howards has produced in terms of cheesyness..

Take me away....

Nice try by Frandsen

And it was called a foul ball after apparently

shenanigans....

damn it

damn it all to hell

Foul ball

No harm, yes, there’s a foul.

I was hasty

in my frustrations

God Frandsen looks good out there....

Except throwing to 1st

agreed...

great hustle and good range

HalosFanInNorCal - May 8, 2010 reply

foul ball

but he was out anyway….weird world

bug...you don't follow

24 anymore do you? sounds like 5/24 Jack Bauer is going to die a tragic death!!

nope

got disenchanted with it after season 2

Got a bit disenchanted last season

They were insulting me as a viewer
And this season, it appears that the brand spanking shiny new CTU NYC didn’t learn ANYTHING from CTU LA.
They’ve had a mole and an EMP. Both stuff that happened to LA.

I'm completely addicted to Burn Notice

Me too. Sam is awesome.

I loves me Bruce Campbell

ever since Briscoe County Jr

I love Burn Notice....

you're addicted to Brrrrruuuuuuuuuuuucie!!!!

yeah....so what!!!

nothin'

me too…..mother & daughter crush!!! LOL

When is it coming back?

salmonforever - May 8, 2010 reply

June 3

I'll be in Ohio for my son's graduation

we’ve already got that one as A DATE!!!

He’s the one that got me hooked!

guess they have been cancelled

it’s in the paper that Bauer will have a tragic end….guess he won’t be back as his long lost twin, either….I never watch the show anyway…..

It's been known for a while that this is the last season.

Which explains why the writers had Jack murder someone in cold blood for the first time.

I got into Burn Notice and Damages

also like a couple of other cable shows….

Never got into Damages, but I like In Plain Sight and Leverage

LOVE Leverage

cant think of his name but luv, luv, luv

the guy with the hair who beats up 5 or 6 people without breaking a sweat!!!!

anyone else really worried about Saunders?

me

something is wrong

he's not healthy

it’s just like last year….was pitching like crap for several games before he finally said “I’m hurt” and went on the DL

He's perfectly healthy, his stuff is as good as ever.....

He just can’t locate at all. Last year when he was unhealthy he didn’t have any offspeed pitches. There’s no excuses, he just needs to spot his fastball and curveball. When he does, he’s as good as anyone.

yo

How do you know he's perfectly healthy, Sherlock?

Last year he hid a shoulder injury from the staff for a good long time.

Aybar thows rockets off either foot

That's part of why he's the chosen one.

heat.

nice job jep

Just got back from an art show - Rev would be proud!

Art is for gaywads!

Making fun of people makes me a man!!! LOL Just playin’ man, what kind of art?

I don't know jack about art, it was my buddy's show

He’s graduating from SDSU in like 2 weeks and they were having an expo for all the art/graphic design people. There were some cool pics, food, beer and a surprisingly high number of hot chicks!

My buddy’s was kinda a cross between street art and an acid trip…I don’t know how else to explain it haha

were you sober or drunk?

Sober, I had to drive back to the beach

There was booze on hand though, and I did have a Karl Strauss towards the beginning.

maybe you needed to be juiced to understand the work?!?!

You need to take steroids to understand art? Since when?

drunkified, not steroided.....

Maybe Rev can tell us?

I’m working on that drunk part right now.

art world has more hot chicks

than most worlds!

Rev Halofan - May 8, 2010 reply

lol naps hang on to the ball buddy

Who gives a crap about the Seahawks?

Victor, Gubi and apparently Bill McDonald

and one more person

75%-25% vote.

our football team is much better!

LL losers

I do, they had a good draft and I'm curious to see if Pete Carroll can coach in the NFL.

he coached in the nfl before

Didn't he coach the Patsys?

And failed, I wanna see if he can succeed.

He coached twice if I’m not mistaken. Jets and Pats.

that rah rah go team stuff he did with USC

wont work on the pro level.

I agree....but if he miraculously makes it work then I'll be amazed.

he proved he can't coach in the NFL when was with Pats...

Iffy...he's got a good offensive mindset. If he has a good D coordinator...

And a system allows him to develop for 5 years, he can create a dynasty.

the Socal broadcast is talking about seahawks football?

how many walks is that?

NOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And the walk comes back to bite PsyKo

that was unlucky

Just weird

Yup...

Pedroia would have positioned himself better for that easy grounder.

Will you shut the F- up about PED-ROID-a?

That's going to count towards your May allotment for the F. word.

Naughty boy.

No it doesn't. Everyone uses "F-"

For the F-bomb.

Sorry Charlie, no more bad words for you until June.

Bite my shiny metal ass, jerkwad

You are kinky.

kiss and make up boys

no negative mojo allowed

He's not my type. You, however, ladybug...

…kissy kissy….

smooch smooch....see ya next Saturday

Izzy would have had that

just get the fourth out

Damn you Juan Rivera and your lousy play on that Ichiro ball.

more cheese!

Unlucky be he still shoulda got it

uclahy - May 8, 2010 reply

Wasn't that hard of a play

Cano woulda got it

uclahy - May 8, 2010 reply

Guess what, dickhead. We don't want to hear how wicked awesome Bosux players are. Or how good MFY players are.

ozzie smith would have run across the base from SS and gotten that one barehanded while saving a baby kitten from a burning building

LOL......so true!!

Ozzie was one of my favorites…

Go Live in New York

Asshole

As ole Donald would say....

Your fired…. Now bend over and shove your head up your @$$ and shut your mouth.

he says that?

hahahaha

He says the first part.

The second is mine with a vein popping out of my neck.

C'mon Jep!

KKKKKKKKKKKK your out!

looks like Mike's calling all the pitches

yes!

whooo

nice K

PsyKo gets out of it

k3yerout

Atta boy Jepson.

Now.....lets take off our panty shields and score some runs

Did someone ay Shields? Crap we're gonna lose

We dodged several bullets so far tonight...

… its like the scene in “Commando” when Arnie hides behind a rose bush to get cover from machine gun fire…

lol

"ain't got time to bleed"...J. Ventura

well i hope we dont score on aarsdma, i have him on all my fantasy teams lol

You should be banned for that comment.

Or at least slapped.

didn't the white sox have back to back walk offs against this guy?

I believe so

lol yes… my era was huge that week

Real Life > Your Fantasy teams

Rec'd

Slasher52 - May 8, 2010 reply

haha yea, a halo win is better than anything. but a halo win off of someone not on my fantasy team is even better lol

great start to the inning

Now lets just get the run in

Willits PR

Reggie in for Juancho

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE

Mike Ryan PH for Napoli

hey, sparky's pinch hitting

Where did the Bosux and MFY fans on this thread come from?

trolls

MICHAEL RYAN!!

Wow

Michael Ryan in

Way to go Ryan!

And a single. Reggie to 3B.

Good holdup by Dino

RYAN IS CLUTCH!!!

Michael Ryan is clutch.

damn ichiro and his laser arm and his crazy stretches

They don't run on "Mr. Suzuki"

Damn your bumble hide, Ichiro!

Squeeze it

And now Frandsen is up

just drive it far and deep not to ichiro

Don't remember from ST. Ryan have any speed?

4 for 4 would be perfect

nope you jinxed it

nope you jinxed it

Lets go and score

Crap.

Shit

Come on Aybar

fail

oh what the holy fuentes was that????

He broke up the GIDP :)

Aybar FTW

gr…lame… okay aybar. drive em home

What about your precious fantasy team?

haha my WHIP already got f-ed. you dont get any points off for a loss

lol...you dork

Erstad would have MOWED DOWN the catcher

Of course, Ersty was bigger than Reggie, and was an ex-football player

LOL Punter!

Not to mention

Erstad F’n rules

Reggie could have dove between the catcher's legs and he would have slipped right thru

he could have done a somersault over his head like that minor league player did

get out of my head :squint:

Q would have jumped over the catcher like that one minor league player

and omar epps

AHH the good ole days.

you don't challenge the punter! rofl

Just got home

so since when does the contact play involve stopping when you think the catcher might catch the ball???

Willits was noticing all the AAA talent just called up..........

…..Figured if he got hurt, his MLB days were over.

the 2009 angels would have scored just now

this is pathetic

SCIOSCIA FAIL

Should have squeezed.

exactly

And when he does an it doesn't work...

Everyone says he’s an idiot because “everyone in the ballpark” knew it was going to happen.

Watch as I roll my eyes at the armchair quarterbacking.

Reggie Willits is worthless

how so?

he does nothing well

slap slap slap

no he’s not. He evaded a double play

No balls

well he was going to be out.

and 1st and 3rd with 1 out is the perfect time for a squeeze. reduced chance for a double play and the most probable worst case scenario there is still a runner that moved into scoring position.

i didnt even see the play

i was just making a statement in general

ah carry on then

tryin to blow it

Clutch hitting fail

Well, that sucked.

With these two anemic offenses, we could be here a while.

looks like the team that homers

They say Rodney doesn't pitch good in non-save situations.

Let’s hope that’s not an omen.

fuentes says he doesn't pitch good in general

Ha... I miss the days of having a solid bullpen.

this is for a win

equals

Angels vs M's * bad baseball

his beard is wierd

tee hee

at least it's not a "chin strap"

lol not as weird as gagnes

anybody notice Budde's

catcher’s gear, red with the gold around the face mask & the glove…looks like IronMan

I got some Iron Man on the brain too.

Awesome movie.

haven't seen movie yet,

but they have him sitting in the big Randy’s donut, eating donuts…funny scene…

Yup, with Sam Jackson as Nick Fury calling up to him. Good scene.

game over if they walk him

I’m calling it

he walked him

But... how do the Angels win on defense?

Let's hope you're wrong

leadoff walks score a ton

and when the runner is Ichiro gotta think he scores even more often

2-1 and 3-1 changeups???

when a walk is as good as a double?

his best pitch

not for location

for swings and misses

wow…. ichiro on base is not the best way to start it rod

walkin the rice rocket- great

The wide strike zone tonight

Makes all these walks even more pathetic.

FIggy! no using Angel baseball against us!

bunt? straight steal? hit and run?

Does Rodney wear his hat sideways as a tribute to Sabathia?

lead off walks = losing games

lets just hope they are as incompetent on offense as us

with these offenses...

… tommorows game is getting tivo’d in favor of the Premier League tommorow…

You need to turn in your man card.

Tottenham v Burnsley tommorow...

plus Man U and Chelsea are both playing for the title…

Sounds megagay.

hope budde has a better arm than napoli

low standard there

Stupid Seattle trains...

this game is about as bad as this ufc fight

zzz

dont think imma get used to figgy being the one i root against

Can you at least root against Kotchman?

He can't even root against Aardsma

lol yea. Lackey and Tex i have no problem rooting against either, i just liked Figgy and Vlade

unpossible

casey ftw

the only ex angel that's worth a damn this year

is vlad

are you smoking crack?

what ex angels are doing well?

see comment VVVV

Lackey

id love to see the sox miss the playoffs this year… i have a feeling we might have to battle them for the wild card

You are crazy. We either win this division, or there are no playoffs for us.

we’re not that late into the season, if the Rockies made it to the playoffs when they were dead last going into last stretch, we can too

but i do see your skeptiscism… the rays and yankees look like pretty invincible right now

exactly

Oliver, O'Day, Lackey...

Just to name a few.

most of them

tex hit 3 hrs today

Finger straight up the nostril.

Some Turk Wendell action there.

Just walk him

Go after the guy hitting .215. Hell, walk two and get to Sweeney.

manager of the year my ass

is he even looking at the lineup card?

Rodney

is pitching around him

funny thing about pitching around him though is that you are still giving him a chance to win it

he did see a strike.

Two outs is good.

Mikey called all of Bulger's pitches

Gutierez is followed by a 215 hitter

and then 4 consecutive hitters who are batting UNDER 200 and the Angels have 2 empty bases with 2 outs. And we are seriously pitching to their best hitter????

Cmon…….

I need more wine

cant walk away from laptop

i keep fridge in tv room

I just ran to the kitchen for a re-load

haven't you taught your kids how to use a corkscrew yet?

the 4 yr old is proficient

just tell him Mama needs her 9th inning medicine;-)

Rodney....STRIKES!!!!

one would like to hope he had no intention of throwing him any there

which is why he should have just been IBB’d

Budde's got good hands

oh really????? ;-(P)

aaaahhhhhhhrrrgghghhhhhhhhh

Not a big deal, they were pitching around him.

quit playing the damned white stripes!!!

That's all Seattle has.

Stupid grunge.

they had Queensryche too...

They had Hendrix and Heart as well.

Why pitch around a guy with the winning run on third? Craziness.

DUH!

he's their best hitter

and.....

Then intentionally walk him!

then the guy behind hm gets more determined

oh dear

Smart move, lesser hitter at plate, more options for outs.

Lopez has stranded a ton of runners

can we please pitch ahead of the count for once

change up

Just got back from a Lakers party, did I miss anything?

Bases loaded…..2 outs

yikes! There were leading when I left!

everything

just the angels being the angels....

tryin to give the M's this one

3-1….

Rodney not looking good tonight

what is with Rodney?

off night

Rodney's MO

his stash is trash

do our pitchers even know where the strike zone is?

walk the bases loaded, who does this remind me of

our entire staff?

now he's missing with the change

That was close.

Okay, 1 more strike

four fingers

this is nerve wracking

I can't watch......

ball girls catch the ball when it stops rolling......

o man…. common….. just blow one by him

he's trying

Sweeney knows its coming though

lol that last one was it on 1-2

calm down Rodney Allen Rippy

you remember that commercial?

that was back in the days when Jack was still an evil looking clown

yup

I’m that old

What's your name?

Rotney
Rodney what?
Rodney Allen Rippey.

Full count

Of course the count goes full.

let's go halos clap-clap-clap

oh man oh man oh man

Oh thank god

got out of it!

WHEW!!!!!!

i don't care throw one down the heart of the plate

make them beat you

breathe breathe breathe breathe

it's like watching krod/fuentes/shields the last few years....

phewww...

ball breaker

Close...

chairmanofthebar - May 8, 2010 reply

YEA

whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yikes

All of Orange County let out a collective sigh of relief

and gas

from the tacos

The Many Faces of Rodney

Feel the horror, feel the magic.

Check with Detroit

It’s his MO

Oh, I know well.

Have relatives in Detroit, and experienced his voodoo before.

I’m not as awed by him as some on this board. I anticipate he’ll screw us for a stretch at some point in the season.

angels bullpen playing with fire tonite

Okay, I'm going to get some dinner.

If we lose this game, I’m holding you all personally responsible.

well we need to take the lead now

we have no bullpen past Fuentes

First extra innings game this year?

Is that right?

lightupthehalo - May 8, 2010 reply

That's a testament to our bullpen

LazorkoRules - May 8, 2010 reply

wow.

Go Angels.

Rodney does good under pressure. If we don't give it to him, he will create it

The good news is that he usually perseveres under pressure

definitely a guy you want around when the shit hits the fan

Of course, sometimes he throws it at the fan... like this inning

That's as close as you can go to the edge

and survive.

RallyMonkey5 - May 8, 2010 reply

I think Rodney's chia pet beard is as close as you can go...

…to the wedge and survive.

Don't dis the weird beard... it's the secret source of Rodney's power

You should see it when he dips it in the secret sauce.

The "Scullys" have no pressure...they're down 8-0

Had to go pick up a kid. I'm back.

we gift them 3 walks and they still can't score

they really are bad

That's what happens when your DH is Mike Sweeney

nine all nite

weird beard mojo

like pat garrett to billy the kid in young guns 2---i shot everything in the teritory BUT you

Rodney does that on purpose

Now I gotta go do laundry.

look how relaxed he looks in the dugout. asshole

This game is making me pull my hair out

Fuentesaurus and Shieldsy in the pen

WAY TO GO BOBBY!

Bobby!!!!!

yeahhhh Bobby

Baboo!

chairmanofthebar - May 8, 2010 reply

Abroo!!!

Baboo Bhatt?!?!

He’s back?

ALrighty LEadoff double… if we cant score here we dont deserve to win

If we don't score ten times.

We may only win by one.

ABRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO-M!

jesus tori…. just get chupa to 3rd

selfish Torii strikes again

trying to hit a homer with 0 strikes

fail

gawd get him to 3rd

bad AB Torii

"Assuming the Position"

Well better get the lead now otherwise shields will blow it

Dontbatvlad4th - May 8, 2010 via mobile reply

hahha either way, there is a high risk of blowing it… i prefer fuentes just cuz if he blows it, we had a lead

Extra innings piss me off

awaken the sleeping dragon

we need a run or 2 to protect Shields or FU entes

Bring Chupa home, Matsui

way, way overdue for a game winning hit

Godzilla? More like Minya.

Look Soth. You can actually use a closer for more than one inning!!!!

walk walk walk walk please… aardsma you already blew my whip

willits will homer

MATSUI!

Matsui game winning hit perhaps?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woot

GODZILLA RBI SINGLE!!!!!!!!!

clutch hit right there

GOZILLA!!!!!!!

SCORE

chairmanofthebar - May 8, 2010 reply

GODZILLA ATTACKS!!!

HAI !

GO HALOS!!!!!!!!

yeahhhh

Dutch demon devoured by kimono dragon.

gahzirra

Now he got that 1500, he can get back to business

the dragon has awoken

Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go go Godzilla!!

THAT was bitch'n!

that's why scioscia removes his closer after 1

Aardsma was

aawesome

LazorkoRules - May 8, 2010 reply

lol really terrible he is

Reggie Reggie Reggie

Mothra! Rodan!

[red floyd points...]

Look! Godzilla!

[red floyd’s lips are not in sync with his words]

Where's Raymond Burr?

busy being part of an Al Bundy joke

Chicken and pink bucket is a bad marriage.

No matter what the cause.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/308102/april-29-2010/tip-wag—-scientists—-kfc

can't watch that commercial anymore without laughing

and thinking of this bit

Hypocrispy!

SHOGUN KNOCKS OUT MACHIDA

LOL
SUCK ON THAT KARATE

on the ground? standing? via kicks? punches?

clipped him standing

followed him down, got mount, landed 5 in a row and machida was sleeping.

wow. all upsets tonite at ufc

machida's eye looks like it's in it's 9th month of pregnancy

mother’s day special

Need more runs

Could he pretend to be 1977 Reggie Jackson for just one AB?

Juancho, go kiss Matsui's feet and say "thank you".

no more Numb chucks

Reggie! Reggie!! REGGIE!!!!!

Reggie Reggie Reggie

HIDEKI!

Reggie looking forward to tomorrow's pink bat.

Reggie Willts will hit a 3 run homerun

OK

What's franden done

After his 3rd hit?

Figgi4life - May 8, 2010 via mobile reply

Ground out FC, killing Reggie at the plate.

In a rundown between 3rd and the plate.

I always forget...

Does that count as an AB?

Figgi4life - May 8, 2010 via mobile reply

Yes. It's an AB, but not a hit. It's like an out.

Part of me feels sorry for the Mariners fans

The part you wipe.

Xeifrank - May 8, 2010 reply

Get your sorry ass outta here.

You should check out the game thread at Lookout Landing

Feel good stuff.

Serves them right

Probably have banned over half their members this weekend alone.

Xeifrank - May 8, 2010 reply

Won'tits.

Reggie weak sauce

Matsui = Samurai

Aardsma = Seppuku

Shucks

Time to fire the HK47 at the M's.

I'm sure Reggie's a nice guy.........

For those that said we shouldn't bring up Kohn because

he’s a one inning guy, and we need someone that can throw more pitches than 1 inning per game. He threw 46 pitches in AA like yesterday. With our bullpen if he’s going to be overextended I’d much rather it be here.

when you catch a ball like that

you should never get the call

Reggie Worthllits

No DP for Willits. That's a win.

wtf

The little Matsui graphic animation thing? Ya it's weird

you should see the dancing godzilla they do in Anaheim

I've seen it a few times

dumbest thing I ever saw

Well no insurance runs, but we have the lead

Alright

10th inning adventure coming up

I'm a little afraid of "this" adventure

wtfanimation

ROFL

Fail...

Figgi4life - May 8, 2010 via mobile reply

WIN!!

think positive

does he have a new stash?

is this stash, trash?

his stash is trash and Rodney's beard is wierd

Trying to channel the Mojo the way FRod does with his beard

bad one

porn stache!

BriFus's stache

looks like a cheap disguise!

raskul - May 8, 2010 reply

lets go fuentess get the lead runner

hitter*

i hope i didnt foreshadow myself

1st pitch ball, here we go

2-0 y

Hey a strike!

hold the meatballs tonight, Brian

crap, now i'm going to be hearing about the sharks from a bunch of my idiot friends for a few days >:(

Is Tito sporting an authentic "Tom Byron" PORN STACHE?"

yes

yes he is

I think he's trying for Edward James Olmos.

gotta be good for wood's psyche to get in the game

1 out

breathe

inhaleeee

1 down. RAWR

What the hell is up with Fuente's mustache?

He should grow a goatee to complete the villain look.

hahahaha when did Fuentes grow the 'stache?!

he looks like a fireman…

howiestheman - May 8, 2010 reply

exhaleeee

imyhero - May 8, 2010 reply

violation

how can you have

a violation with Snively Whiplash?!?!?!?!?!

fair enough

True dat. But still.

we need Dudley Dooright!!!

that meddling fool!

who??? Dudley????

he’s my hero

Hah! Horse is much smarter.

And are you Nell, rally mom?

of course!!!

His horse was definitely smarter but Dudley was sweet and really, really tried….lol

No pics in the game threads.

Site rule.

hehehehe

hahah great picture

no pictures in the game thread!

awww fuck it, I liked Snidley

2 down. RAWR

2 down

K! 2 outs

woot 1 more out!

Evil Fuentes is a much better pitcher

lol he is the fuentes from the alternate universe in lost

wow maybe the stash is working

Do not underestimate the power of

~~The Force~~ THE STACHE

[standing and cheering]

Nobody caught it.

Pistachio!!!

STFD!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHH

RAWR!!!!

Maybe it's the stash

or maybe he’s facing the worst part of one of the worst lineups in MLB?

I LOVE EVIL FUENTES!!!!

Fuentes is not allowed to shave that mustache.

i second that

sctrojan13 - May 8, 2010 reply

LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!!!

Just another Halo Victory!!!

checking in ftmf win!

teopeht - May 8, 2010 reply

wow fuentes?

wtf….the STASH has power!!

sctrojan13 - May 8, 2010 reply

Yep. Rodney's beard and Fuentes' Stash!

The Beard and the Stash

sounds like a new super hero movie

sctrojan13 - May 8, 2010 reply

Light That Baby Up!

who hit a jimmy jack tonight?

The Cuban Missile

Kowbell

You notice how Rojas has stopped the "jimmy jack" shit lately?

Winning Steak!

Filet Mignon?

as long as it's not rare anymore

it wasn't pretty but I'll take it

woot light up that haloo

Matsui never looks happy

Probably leftover from his Yankees days

lol does the halo go on instantly for Away games?

not instantly but it doesn't take long.

Some security guard replaced Fuentes...

…and brought an upper lip of awesome.

it wasn't a security guard

it was will ferrel

teopeht - May 8, 2010 reply

As long as he doesn't show us his bare chest and ass again.

I'll take it.....light up that hAlo!!!

Who's Panther?

Juancho came this close >< to being BoTG

the stash, of course!

I think Matsui

he brought in the winning run didn’t he?

yep, hopefully the Slumpsui has gone extinct

and Godzilla is back!

I say,..............Rodney gave us a thrill with no damage..

I do not like Terry Smith's trademark saying.

gyoung08 - May 8, 2010 reply

What's Terry's trademark?

I always just heard Rory's "Light up the Halo"

"You can put a Halo over this one"

gyoung08 - May 8, 2010 reply

Light up the freakin halo!

Raaddad - May 8, 2010 reply

Snidely W for panther

Exhale Mr. Furley!!! EXHALE!!!!!!

Angels WIN!

By the way, sorry about going semi-postal earlier, but I didn't need to hear the ESPN-channellers.

I missed that part. Should I look back through the transcripts?

When some asshats were talking about how awesome PED-ROID-a and Cano were.

Right after that oddball bounce that Howie missed.

I do remember seeing that briefly.

Told me a lot…………….

Funny as shit

tomorrow we sweep!!!

nite all…

Tomorrow we crush them, drive them before us, and hear the lamentations of their women!

for sure!!!

Glad for the win but I missed the pre-game picks by 1 out. I picked 6.

I hope the results are posted in the AM. Not sure how many/if any points I have.

You didn't miss you got the points. It was in what inning will the last out he records come in? it was the 6th.

With Frandsen looking so god and Ryan's great swing....

As well as Willits on the bench and Evans, Trumbo and Borujos in AAA, I’m having a hard time figuring out what Q’s doing here. Couldn’t we send him down and pick up some much needed relief, like Rich Thompson? Michael Kohn is humiliating hitters in AA and was great this Spring, why is he not on the major league roster right now. With him, Jepson, Rodney and Fuentes when he doesn’t suck, we’d be awesome.