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Angels stink.

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We stink
Not me.
me either

I use aqua velva (just kidding)

Gross
yeah, that's why I said just kidding :)
where did you find it?

Dono’s garage sale?

naw

joe bucks mouth. he use it to rinse out Yankers spunk.

I say bring back the f**kfest--we deserve it Rev
that's it

run and hide when we are in misery. sigh I had such faith in you

Wait. You want me to stink? I wish I'd known before I bathed.
bathing? we don't need no stinking bathing!
I used soap. I do not stink.
I wish Frandsen didn't get that hit and Kendry didn't get that walk

At least then I could be watching a perfect game in the making

Can't We All Just Get ALong
why the new threads?
it's good for Rev's ego
the last one had a bad aroma
People didn't like my polyester bellbottoms.
Thanks Rev for stunningly appropriate thread title.

Honesty appreciated

Is that really Raaddad in that video?
groundhog day
right now, i feel like bathing wit hthe toaster
No, it's not RaadDad, just an incredible simulation
the horror the horror

or was it, the whore the whore??

What the??? In that picture....

It looks like Abreu is hitting on the ball:

“So. You come around here often? What’s your sign?”

this is Cecil the guy that got clapped by thr Rangers and TB
The Angels stress me out more than my law school apps
rally gnome/snuggie thread?
Remember when we scored a bunch of runs against Chris Carpenter?

And now we can’t get more than 1 hit against this guy?

Tomorrow's Pre-game question

How many runs will the bullpen give up?
1-3, 4-6, 7-10

5 sounds rite
Our bullpen consistently tries to divide by zero
my kids little league team could beat this year's Angels
Do they allow you near the field?
c'mon...someone has to be the little league Dad

it’s the American way

I'm the coach

ohhhhh how scarey

hahahaha

you and Walter Mathau

that dude is dead
your point?
Walter Mathau stopped breathing awhile ago
I can see DR yelling at the umps

Hey, but good for you brother
Way to step up and guide the little people
20 soccer and baseball teams for me…and still counting

Kendry almost made this a little less embarassing
hahahahahahahaha

sooooo apropriate

Lol gotta love the Angels they build you up and then they let you down.....
Just our luck

or lack thereof

we got the 3rd worst ERA period
You know, if we were supposed to be this bad, it wouldn't hurt so much.

It’s the dashing of the high hopes that’s the killer

But all those guys predicted we would suck!
I try really hard to be optimistic, but it's games like this that make it really hard to.
It's sad how this place has become LL

But there’s nothing to really be happy about with this team this year (so far at least)

we are still remarkably a long way from there.

there is a floor here.

Plus the Angels have a World Series championship and 5 AL West titles during the past 8 years.

And the Mariners have…….?

dang.

i thought Kendry had that one.

I didn't think he got quite enough

too bad, ending this shutout would be nice

It would just have been a Rivera-stye meaningless homer
I'll take it right now
Nice...

Rivera is the best blow-out game hitter of all time!

Those high hope were very misguided...
They were just very high

butt…that’s ….ok

Just think if we keep playing this bad

Maybe we can get the #1 pick and get a guy by the name of Anthony Rendon. Stud!

Bullpen not completely to blame...

Juan Rivera played Lind’s flyball into a two run double. It’s unfortunate for the pitcher that they don’t give errors for Rivera being clueless.

he wasn't gonna catch that even with a perfect route

I doubt Crawford makes that catch

that ball was way over his head
i blame wood

for not playing

Clueless fielding should show up in UZR
You think the gnome is strange

on the radio the SF Giants are having a a Orange Wig give away day
the guy could not say it straight the first time

Orange Wig and gay go together

no wonder he couldn’t say it straight. Only with a lisp

One the worst teams in Angel history

No hitting, defense, pitching…terrible front office moves…lackluster stuck in a rut manager…idiotic GM…season over

Once again, do you ever post when the Angels are winning?
When do they win?

Losing teams get slammed for losing…losing 3 then winning 1 etc is not worthy of comment

They've done it 21 times this season
Right...

At this rate they should easily win 60 games…maybe even 70!
 great!

the aristocrats!
Don't worry

Q will be back

i heard he's knocking the cover off the ball in salt lake

he could be the next brandon wood

do you even remember the days when our #4 hitter

was Lance Parrish? when he was like 40?

'06 started out like this...

and the halos ended the season really hot… are the rangers as good as the ‘06 A’s who finished first that year ? i dunno … 89 wins may win the division this year.

By history do you mean 2002-2010?
of course he does...

but wait… he was probably a fan for half of the ’95 season… then bailed

If he was out of diapers by then.
By history do you mean 2002-2010?
Oh God, not this again
Not what again?

Dutch Oven Fantasy will be FOX’s top rated show.

Oh God, not this again
You must be very young.
I don't know, maybe I'm not the only one who thought we

wouldn’t be that good this year. It is very hard to win the division year after year after year. Eventually you’re gonna get knocked off your perch.

still a lot of season left
oh..depress me even more
We're nearing the end of May and are still sucking.

For those who bring up 2002 there is really no comparison. That team had a much more talented roster.

And by the way they absolutely kicked ass in the very, merry month of May.

They also had a run differential

Greater than zero. Or greater than -30, even.

we sucked till June 12 last year
I don't think Sosh can give them the same pep talk as last year.
Geez...haven't you been reading the posts lately?
So when can we start talking about

Who is going to be traded away for prospects?

well Torii isn't going to get traded.

Matsui and Rivera might have some value. I’d think Fuentes could actually have value to a team that actually pitches players based on splits, you know like the other 29 teams in baseball.

I think Torii's contract is untradeable

Probably Abreu’s too. And Rodney. You’re right, Fuentes might be the best bet if his performance improves and the Angels eat his contract.

Torii is not the problem.

The problems are:

1) Fuentes closing instead of Frankie
2) No Vlad or Glaus in the middle of the order to instill fear in opposing pitchers.
3) No hard-nosed “character” guy such as Ersty or Eckstein.
( I like Hunter but his way is to keep things light and humorous — we need that hard edge in the clubhouse.)
4) Despite the fact he’s struggling in Seattle I can’t help but think this team would be scoring more with Figgy leading off and Aybar in the 9 slot instead of with Figgy gone and Aybar leading off. I actually made this point several times before the start of the season.

uh

agree with 1 and 2 but 3 is not what i hear about the clubhouse and as for 4… Figgy is an abortion in Seattle and would be here too, he is fading fast.

I know you've got contacts in the org Rev.

I’m curious what the inside story is. It seems to me that Lackey was the last of the hard nosed guys. I also find it interesting that there is no one remaining on the roster that actually played in the World Series (correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t recall Shields throwing a pitch).

I think that’s important. You need guys that have experienced winning on the highest level. We didn’t have that going into 2002 but we did have Darin Erstad and David Eckstein.

So, I’m curious Rev. who that guy is now? Do you hear Napoli? I could perhaps buy that. It seems Abreu has influence with the Latin players but there seems to be schism between the English speaking players and the Latino group. I don’t have inside info — just my perception.

one time @ band camp...
U2 could beat the Angels
right after they retire third world debt
end global warming

cure Aids

we are the chidren..
make a difference!
and feed all the starvin' children
we fuckin blow

My first F-bomb ever on this site…do I get a prize?

HH virgin?

no more…………….

Haha!
I say bring back the f**kfest--we deserve it Rev
we are just playing a better team
we are ALWAYS playing a better team lately

we can’t possibly suck this bad

We probably do.
nice LB

Lol!

yes

you get to watch the game on a loop

Oh hey, outs, those would've been nice earlier.
This game then they show us an obscene commercial from Online BootyCall.com
that commericial even offends by sensibilities
forget getting Wings when the Angels score 10 runs

they should give out wings when they get less than 4 hits…….

that'd be a lot of free chicken
I was thinking they should give out alcohol when that happens
Wings?!?

They haven’t had a hit in, what, 30 years?

Did Cassevah just throw a 1-2-3 inning?
yea im shocked as well
he's settling down

hold the bus

cancel that trip to SLC...

we got ourselves a closer

Idk how anyone else feels
I'm sorry, I think I have to watch something other than this.

Tomorrow I will stay for the last out, but tonight I just can’t take it.

Matsui sucks sushi
You were saying?
Matsui sucks sushi
What will we do if this brand of suckage goes on indefinitely?
We will prove that we really are fans.
At least we will have each other to put smiles on our faces

ooo, that was nice…

hope that it's so bad we get a Joe Mauer in the draft
re-brand it something new next season
Angels get to face another lefty tomorrow....

sounds like fun

The dfference is Romero is actually good
Which means we'll shell him, I think
living in the pastt
Hey, hit #2!
Finally a hit...
hey there's 2 hits
That beaks up the one hitter
we gots a baserunner!!!
One good thing...

When I was a kid and the Angels always sucked this bad people would GIVE us free tickets in the first row behind the dugout. I sense some quality free duckets in my near future.

Baserunner,

They better make a pitching change

Have we had ANY come-from-behind victories in the late innings this year?
dont think so i highly doubt it though
they have gotten it in the behind this year

the victories were always the other guys though

Now THAT was really funny

See, Jeannie, misery loves company

*registering shock*

You really posted that?

falls down daid

Mom must have gone nighty-nite
oh please

like you’ve never posted blue before

(prolly not like that though)

I have, but I didn't think she had. Heh.
the game....it's making me say crazy things.....I can't help it.....
You're Cr-aaaa-aaaa--zy
at least I didn't make any reference to the lack of K-Y used
neck tattoes are so cool
yeah...on my neck I have a tatoo of a head
Oh, a quip of beauty sir
its the medication
I hear they grow it all over the place there
only the Army and the Police can grow it here
im at throwbacks

What is that on first base?

dont drink and cry
almost gave up on season in public

I’m so ashamed

shouldn't those fans in the front row

be at a Dodger game

Saddest thing is

The Blue Jays only have six hits, and none of them were homers. This game was practically gift-wrapped with all those free base runners.

gift-wrapped, bow-tied, fed-exed

1-800-HAND-IT-TO-THEM

with free shipping
Can we get some statistics on that tomorrow,

subo

How do you say "we suck" in Japanese?
you don't need to translate things into Japanese

Japanese people usually speak English

True...true

Obvious posting by someone educated by the California Public School system

hey hey hey

watch it there bud. I may not be a College of the Desert graduate, but I did ok for myself. ;)

oh snap 2 runners on base
Hey,a hit and a walk
RALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
you're funny dude
You two are made for each other.
I thought you left
Nah. It's like watching a horror movie with your hands over your face.

You just keep peeking at it.

why?

you cant say anything with out longing it out
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Angels

if we somehow do come back

I am so giving it to OpieJ

Wood aggravated a hip flexor apparently

http://laangelsinsider.com/Blogs/67/Brandon-Wood-to-the-DL?

Geez...what else could go wrong for the poor dude
he could have a deranged old man

that talks gibberish as a coach…. oh wait nvm…..

You don't care for the Soth?

Wow
You should write about that on every post in HH

dude I'm talking about Hacker
and I love Soth

I just hate his flowcharts

I hear ya--you made some good points about all that today
this is actually a good thing
I'd put him on the 60 day DL since he's out of options

Until his brain…I mean hip heals

our best hitter is up!!

lets go

Time for Frandsen's first HR?
nope

time for bobbys first sextuple slam

Let's Go Angels!
hey did you see my awesome rally video?

It’s really me in it

It's

awesome.

To whoever it was who asked

The Angels are 1-16 when trailing after the fourth inning and 0-20 when trailing after the sixth. Not exactly a comeback team.

My G-d, our offense sucks
That record might reflect more on the bullpen

But your observation is otherwise correct.

not your 2002 Halos
dont u mean 2-17 and 1-21

…………..

Thank you , Subo

Good work!

holy shit thats a foul ?

hahaha

that was funny at least
Microcosm of our season right there.
Was he aiming at the bat?
C'mon, no GIDP.
wish granted
Maybe I should just ask them to win the danged game now!
That foul ball...

Said it all for 2010

If he would have rolled over on a double play on the next pitch

 it would have been a perfect representation of this season

Or...

Lined one foul that catches weaver in the small change purse knowing put our one decent ball player…then hitting into the double play

I'm here....hovering, reading your thoughts...

watching Big Bang Theory finale…funny show…

a show about people who have no lives

Nobody here can relate

Well, except Vladdad told us that we have no lives.
remember Sienfeld??? LOL
nerd
he says as he types on his keyboard
Where are you right now?

I have lost track.

back home in Bangkok

it’s back to normal Same Same, but different

is the crazy shit over?
pretty much

I missed almost all of the wild stuff

Good for you.
i am proof reading a report about Fats Waller

it sucks…wait i wrote it

What's the class?
Jazz

last day ever until the fall

Jazz.

Why did you choose Fats for a report?

Just curious, because he was never mentioned in my jazz classes.
I love Fats playing

he is great

read this about him

One incident that Fats Waller later in life recalls happened in 1926. He was performing in Chicago, the day before a couple of gangsters jumped on stage with machine guns looking for someone. The next day he was performing when he noticed the same two guys in the first row. During the show there were no incidences but afterwards those two same men met him in the back of the Hotel Sherman. The jammed a revolver in his side and ordered him into a car. The drove him a few miles away and stopped in front of Al Capone’s headquarters. They walked through a crowd of people to a piano where he was ordered to play by gun point. It was a surprise birthday party of Al Capone and he was a present for the boss. Every time Capone asked Fats to play a request he would give him 100 dollars. The party lasted 3 days and by the end Fats had made several thousand dollars in tips. When asked by his kids what was most memorable about the incident re replied, "it was the first time [I] ever drank champagne" (63). This was common for Fats to be thrown into uncomfortable situations and leave the head of the party.

great story!!

I love history like this!

I love Fats too, and the stories are great, but ... well, what kind of Jazz class is this?

Is it one that is inhabited by Music Majors? Or is it more of an Appreciation class?

Not trying to pick a fight, but we couldn't get away with that kind of a report

as music majors. The reports had to be about the music, not the cool stories.

Oh, and believe me, we tried.
i know i wrote it in 3 hours

give me a brake i have a busy life

When I was taking that class I was 27, married, had a mortgage, car payments and a kid.

And an hour commute each way to school, plus a job. My life wasn’t half busy.

through the snow. Uphill. Both ways
Did I mention that I tutored non-majors in basic music

and they were unappreciative.

that is why i dont tutor i

beat the knowledge into people

Hit 'em with that plectra.
i am 24 taking 2 online classes

working 40+ hours a week, 45 minute communite for work and 2 kids with rent and a hungry family

but i still love life

The difference is that I didn't whine.
what a bitch

hahahahaha

Haha. yeah, bad game, still on Dublin time. need sleep.
I'm still laughing
Sorry, cranky.
i am not whining i am

INFORMING

POOW

POOW TO YOU TOO.

lol.

it is a requirement class

not any Music Majors

Explains so much.

My jazz class was an easy A, but you couldn’t get a single question wrong on any test, and the report had to be about music.

I took a music appreciation class once

our big field trip was to the Dorothy Chandler. All I remember is getting tipsy.

hahaha! Did you go to hear PDQ Bach?
forgot what it was....over 20 yrs ago
We went to a PDQ Bach concert at the Dorothy Chandler

and they handed out champagne before the concert. The audience was really loosened up.

Wow

Just wow.

Come on Aybar
just waiting for the big turnaround
I picked the wrong night to drink those Ultra Slim Fast shakes I've been saving since the 80s
snort them

tell us if you catch a buzz

I'm sending the rest to the Angels

Also with a note to bring back Phyz and Hud.

fastball waaaay in...

and he swings

That sucked
heard Mad dog Chris Russo say he still likes the Angels this year for the west last friday
he just wants to torture us for 2002
he sees the talent, and it's there.....somewhere
oh yeah, that was his team we beat.....
also, the Doggie stinks at prognostication

he’s been picking against the Yankees for 15 years

Another oppo field flare

if this was farmville we’d have those mastered and be gathering our extra XP

farmville mention fail
you know if we reverse the scores in the box were leading 2-0
Shields coming in...

Put your gloves on in the outfield seats

Shields pitching....cause why not?
not our year
3000 people left to see the end
one more week

and I’ll be on VACASHUN!! can NOT wait!!!

you need a break after this shit
LOL

got my Droid….I’ll still be here! probably pay for wireless to watch the game or find a bar!!

masochist, huh?
yup....sad, huh?
me too, darlin'
Where are you going?
my oldest' high school graduation ceremonies

in lovely, scenic Ohio. Near Dayton

It will be green and beautiful
it was almost 100 there today!

it is forecasted to be high 70’s though, so yeah, pretty nice

I have like 4 more weeks then off for 2 months!!!!
WTH Bug, where was my invite?

Oh wait, I have finals that week and the next. :-(

sorry!

next time

you can investigate

ulnar nerve release for me

I do have my Ortho final 2 weeks from today.

So I’ll let you know what I find out when I actually get myself to start studying. :-p

you need a victim for PT

let me know!

just remember I'm an old lady
Yea but you're a hot ol lady

heehee

Look at you, hitting on all the older wimmins.
I was lamenting with a high school friend

about how all the hot teachers I fantasized about in high school were in their 60s. He said, “well now you have a chance.”

that made me laugh
Mean but funny.
OK, IOU one beer
Since when is 28 considered old?
OK, you get a beer too
Damn. Those were both better than mine.
You ain't old. You're younger than me

Darned kid…. Git off’n muh lawn!

You git offa mah lawn, you young whippersnapper.
Vacation

Maybe you’ll run into the Angels bats where you’re going

where ya goin?
derpa derp derp derp

ughhhhh angels its about time for u to turn it around…theres no way ur this bad

who cloned Jon Benet?
Shields is pretty good when the opposing team

is content with their 6 run lead and just wants to end the game

The Partridge Family

just got up and left Scott Boras’ box

c'mon get happy
Come on, at least get 1 run
torture almost over
at least for another 20 hours

Romero > Cecil Cooper

well yeah I wasn't looking that far ahead
dont u know these angels

they make awful/young pitchers look good…they have a chance against a decent pitcher

yea but lefties give them trouble

Matsui and Bobbeh both are lefties, Kendry is definitely the better hitter LH.

Matsui is probably sitting tomorrow according Scioscia
according to*
yea but you really think Willits is going to do anything?
He can bunt!
NOW Aybar makes plays
Hey Rev

How bout a video of you yelling at the A’s fans and waving your cane?
We could call it the “Get on the Other team Vid”

rev send me that footage

i want it i need it

working title "Get Off My Field"
Not "get off my cloud?"
"Grumpy Old Fan"
baseball related
Drink the pain away
1 run please, at least then we can say we're still the only team who hasn't been shut out
Is it over yet?
At least tomorrow I'll get a garden gnome at the park

If only the Angels can find one that can hit in the clutch and put it in the lineup

Good work Howie
just watching 'em sail right by
even the rally monkey didn't bother showing up tonight......
I picture the 2010 Rally Monkey wearing a torn T-shirt with beer belly

sitting in a recliner saying “Ah, the hell with it”

why do you think the ytook the Corona beach chairs off the Pavilion lawn?
LMFAO

thanks for another good laugh

I've decided winning is more fun
why? more alcohol is involved in losing
Are we out of our misery yet?
Take three down the middle Bobby, it's the new trend!
Unless it's our pitchers

Then it’s straight down the middle… for a ball.

One of Victor’s better lines

And it's up to Torii
>> saving my F bomb for May 31 <<
Already burned mine, can't remember which suckage I used it for
aint that the truth
Hey, it's our 5th baserunner of the game!
So begins the greatest comeback of...this month
oh cmon Torii gotta try to pad your SLG % right there.

and go for 2nd

hey Rev?
he's given up and is drinking himself into sweet oblivion
Those diet Coke's

must be pretty potent then..

its the nutrasweet
I wish diet Cokes affected me like that too
Great mind's think alike!
Coke? Fuck Coke!

oops…two F Bombs this month

sounds like a plan

but I’m still trying to grade these fucking student papers
Is it me, or are young people getting lamer? (not you Borderline)

he's writing his Angels'highlights

wrap-up……….

Well that will be easy
there were highlights?
nobody tripped coming out of the bullpen????????
And we are now the last team in the majors to be shutout
well that stinked
stunk
stank
yea i knew mine didnt look right

i just knew it wasnt stinked haha

yeah...it's stanked
stanky leg?
mine in stanking in a bin somewhere
i believe theres a line missing in our communication

or i just dont get it haha

Did you see my apology to you? I meant it.
i have no idea what you are talking about

sorry?

So am I.
for what exactly

is there some comment somewhere or something along those lines?

About a month ago I said your opinion was stupid. I'm sorry.
its fine

i barely remember it…i can get overly defensive at times…im working on it

I get cranky sometimes. I'm working on it.
Oh lord

all this niceness is binding me up

we have to find something to put us in a better mood

than watching the angels play

the leg that was amputated in October
I don't want to think about that.
I thought that was what he was referring to
I had forgotten until that.
what the hell else could "stanky leg" refer to?

lol

I dunno, I just didn't make the connection.
heres the video...watch it knowing that i mentioned it

due to its sheer ridiculousness

http://www.bolt.com/video/youtube-stanky-leg-official

once again...I'm old
nahh

im young

wow i had no idea.....

no its a really stupid song with a dumb dance by soulja boy (im 19 i think theres a generation gap here haha)

slightly...you/re younger than all but one of my children
haha then you need to listen to them

to find out whats cool

I was thinking of The Grinch

You know—stink, stank, stunk

Saundo is 3-6

Shit that sucks

dont focus on his record

hes started to pitch pretty well consistently

I blame Arte for not selling even more billboards

and being able to spend like the Yankees on steroids.

well he bought tha tplace on the newport coast....
yea I'd buy real estate too

if my other option was giving my hard earned money to Twiddle Bill and Twiddle Tony

Who gives a shit about being shutout!!

It’s not like they’ve actually ACCOMPLISHED anything this year so far!! Whiskey vent time

yea we didn't have a grandslam this year

and did fine….. hit a completely meaningless one this year…. who cares.

We had one this year?
yea Bobbeh in the Bronx....

completely forgetable

Oh yeah! The only one that sticks out is Brad Penny going deep off us.

So embarrassing.

Yep, Abreu hit one in the 9th inning in New York, but we were down by 6 I think
Break out the Jameson's.
I've got some Tullamore Dew. Haven't opened it yet.
i hate tradition

A

yeah they picked the perfect year for THAT!

Looks like an age-old Angels tradition to me…..geez

Help me, Mr. Wizard!

“Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome; time for zis one to come home.”

Whoa. I remember that.
of course you do
tooter the turtle. Gawd I'm old.
I'm there with you

great great carton

see ya'll tomorrow

for another thrill packed game!!!

just another halo travesty!
Good night. Going to the game tomorrow.

Taking my camera.

have a good time
Only if they win.

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