Bell is pitching very well tonight, has a good pace, and is throwing strikes. Regardless of who you’re pitching against, that is the recipe for a good outing.
What if this is like the movies, and it takes a bench-clearing brawl to get this team to come together? Only one way to find out. Bulger already has us on track.
blurst!
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
beat the birdz
NW angels Fan - May 21, 2010
keep it in striking distance Mr. Bell
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
im telling you Penny was the most dangerous hitter
Angels_48 - May 21, 2010
We still got this.
halofolife - May 21, 2010
K'd...
where is everybody ?
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
I'm here.
opiejeanne - May 21, 2010
Thank you Bell
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
Arte's in St. Louis, right? Hopefully he was in the bathroom during the grand slam.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
hopefully he wasn't
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Ha...that works too.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
If not, he was in there afterwards
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
that was the clown ball
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Only need 1 more out Bell.
You can do it. I feel like Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
halofolife - May 21, 2010
Maybe someday Bell will pitch
A Bozo no-no.
rspencer - May 21, 2010
Trademark that.
Just like Matsuiland. It could happen.
halofolife - May 21, 2010
Comme on Bell,quit clowning.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
MTY at bat
molina the younger
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
AKA molina the slim
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
much faster too
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Hey, Abreu made a sliding catch
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
But
Not a Tim Salmon patented sliding catch.
rspencer - May 21, 2010
whoa Bobby got it
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
nice catch Abroo
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Forget the voting, give Bobby the Gold Glove award right now.
bc56274 - May 21, 2010
golden shower after his 3rd out last inning
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
give him Latina porn stars!
44FAN - May 21, 2010
ay ay ay ay
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Checking in...
…so I see the opposing team’s pitcher hit a GS.
Question: In the game of baseball, can you think of anything more humiliating?
sothball - May 21, 2010
Yeah having to leave them game because you strained yourself hitting said GS>
44FAN - May 21, 2010
OK. That's a pretty good answer.
sothball - May 21, 2010
no, he strained himself laughing at B Wood rounding third
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
having brandon wood as your starting 3rd baseman ?
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
Uh...opposing pitcher GS is still more humiliating.
sothball - May 21, 2010
toss up
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Small penis?
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Well, since they're not running the bases in loin cloths, no.
sothball - May 21, 2010
Mmmmm...heaven! Errrr, wait.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
It's be Halo Heaven with te photos you posted of yourself, Mr.Monster Bluefist.
sothball - May 21, 2010
Dude...I need to do the 2010 photo shoot. Thanks for reminding me.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Welcome. Oh wait...
sothball - May 21, 2010
Let's Go Halos!
44FAN - May 21, 2010
come on kmo we need base runners
NW angels Fan - May 21, 2010
Any news on Brad Penny?
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
still laughing at B Wood
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
having spasms
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Is this an example of laughing till it hurts?
sothball - May 21, 2010
till u shit
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
He has decided he contributed enough to his team for one night and went to the clubhouse to
play video games.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
and shit himself
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
reply fail
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
I want a Jag-you-arrrgh
rspencer - May 21, 2010
For those of you still cheering
I salute you. The Penny slam was enough to demoralize me for the rest of the weekend at least.
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
Dom Ball was last week, I thought.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Bell... keeping us in this? O_o;
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
Well Bell is doing well
Hey, I rhymed!
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Highlight of the thread...and game.
sothball - May 21, 2010
Bell has been reborn hard
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
playin' hard-Bell
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Meanwhile, Brad Penny's stomach is cramping from too much laughing...
sothball - May 21, 2010
send him some kaopectate
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
It's times like these
That make me glad Physioc is not on the air. He would be fellating the Cards right about now.
lightupthat420 - May 21, 2010
first actual use of the word "fellating"
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
"Mom, what does fellating mean?"
Lucky for us, she doesn’t know.
I mean, she “knows” but she doesn’t know that THAT is the word for that.
Rev Halofan - May 21, 2010
You're kidding yourself. Mom knows.
opiejeanne - May 21, 2010
what "mom" are you referring to??? lol
angels_rally_mom - May 21, 2010
You have to have muscles to have cramps, I thought.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
*to Sothball
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Meh. I'm sure there's one marginally flabby muscle in that Jabba The Hut body.
sothball - May 21, 2010
sphincter cramps now
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
I hope wood and bell both get hits
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
like Bell's odds more
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
yeah, don't swing the ball naps
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
damn jim beam. I meant bat
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
Swinging the ball would be silly
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Napoli
the easiest pitch of the night was strike three as he fell asleep…
Rev Halofan - May 21, 2010
I've turned the sound off on the TV. Cranking some Pulp. Better way to watch the game.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Pulp? I'm channeling some vintage Jimmy Buffett...
sothball - May 21, 2010
That's not what you do with an inside 2-0 fastball down by four runs in the 6th
mattwelch - May 21, 2010
damn wood cant hit for shit
jr714 - May 21, 2010
weak, go figure
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Bell is actually batting, awesome
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Bell looks more confident than Wood
mattwelch - May 21, 2010
nice rip there
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
better rip
than Napoli’s AB
Rev Halofan - May 21, 2010
He certainly swings like it
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
Wood DFA'd in the next 2 weeks?
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
no
mattwelch - May 21, 2010
no way
they will give him until June of next season
Rev Halofan - May 21, 2010
Only if we're lucky
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
Over/Under action!
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
I wish
ryanfea - May 21, 2010
he will haunt us foorrreevvveeeerrr.......
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
hay guys what's happ...
sigh what a crazy start to this game
scottnak - May 21, 2010
A GS by opposing team's pitcher...I think that qualifies as crazy +...
sothball - May 21, 2010
I laughed. I cried.
opiejeanne - May 21, 2010
..I almost died...
sothball - May 21, 2010
I hurled.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
I made dinner.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
what'd you make?
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
pea soup homemade with ham, grilled cheese wine red floyd suggested
44FAN - May 21, 2010
Roast chicken with lots of garlic and thyme,
tomatoes from the garden on toasted ciabatta with two kinds of cheese, radishes, a salad, and some chocolate chip cookies.
opiejeanne - May 21, 2010
I ate dinner.
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
You got the order reversed...
sothball - May 21, 2010
I'm eating dinner!
scottnak - May 21, 2010
I like how Bell actually swung the bat, unlike Napoli
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Napoli still has 6 total bases in this game
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
When is Angels management going to come to the terms that Brandon Wood is awful?
bc56274 - May 21, 2010
Maybe the same time they figure out the same about Mathis
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
14.675 days
give or take
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
When Maheminthehood posts his next centerfold photo spread.
sothball - May 21, 2010
When the Freddy Mercury 'stache grows in.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Charles Bronson
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
I was going to ask where it's growing...
…but I really don’t want an answer.
sothball - May 21, 2010
Well played.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
when his ops is .200
ryanfea - May 21, 2010
I think they trade for 3B at the deadline.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
Soth will Finley deadWood till August
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Finally got home from a play
what the hell happened
TheKingfish - May 21, 2010
Sit down Holliday
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Anyone else stoked by Bell's performance thus far today?
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
Keeping the excitement under control
Except for Pujols, this is still a National League lineup.
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
With major league players on it.
Bell is pitching very well tonight, has a good pace, and is throwing strikes. Regardless of who you’re pitching against, that is the recipe for a good outing.
b0rd3rline - May 21, 2010
Whoa
Aybar’s pretty good.
Suboptimal - May 21, 2010
on D , no stick though
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
he was safe though
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Shhhh
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
I won't tell anyone.
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Yes
its best you do that
ryanfea - May 21, 2010
Jeter would have jumped four feet in the air while trying to make that throw
ryanfea - May 21, 2010
And finished with a cartwheel for no damn reason
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Ha, ha, Halladay
44FAN - May 21, 2010
Well, time to take the Mrs. to dinner.
Let’s hope for a 10 run rally. Take care all.
sothball - May 21, 2010
howie sucks
jr714 - May 21, 2010
DON'T GET PUJOLSED
A penny for your thoughts FSN West.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
We dropped the soap a long time ago.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
We didn't get Pujolsed
We got Pennyed
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
so much for getting back in this game
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Depressing thought:
Right now, that Penny GS is the difference
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
triple order of weak sauce
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Shields in
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Shields.... pitching well?
What?
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
only when the game isn't on the line
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Spoke too soon
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
I was working at the Stouffer's Rverfront Inn in St. Louis when
Black Sabbath set fire to one of their hotel rooms.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
and?
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
and the fire department came and put out the fire but it did fill the revolving restaurant on top
where I worked with lots of smoke.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
That's terrible!!!!
did you die??
angels_rally_mom - May 21, 2010
I am the smoke monster now.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
LOL
angels_rally_mom - May 21, 2010
I thought you were going to say they pujolsed out the fire
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
everyone abandoned ship I guess
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
I'm keeping the faith
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
so am I, I always watch the last out cuz you never know
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
shields r down :(
K3YEROUT - May 21, 2010
deflectors operational tho
K3YEROUT - May 21, 2010
now we need some photon torpedoes from the hitters
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Shields gets a Hold
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
I appreciate that the BP decided to stop sucking today
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
wait till it's close and we really need some goose-eggs
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
it's always something...
If its not 1 thing, it’s another
K3YEROUT - May 21, 2010
Lucky for Penny he has Mark McGwire to help him "get better" from his injury he suffered tonight in the game.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
THAT explains the grand slam!
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
BINGO!
44FAN - May 21, 2010
i get the "point"
K3YEROUT - May 21, 2010
I think he already helped him "get better" as a pitcher.
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
B Wood is still in, so the laughter persists
thus the spasms
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Leadoff hit!
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Let's Go Halos!
44FAN - May 21, 2010
less Kowbell
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Holliday should have tried to catch that with his balls like last year
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Come on Napoli
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
McClellan's going to change his base.
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Classic Scotch/Italian duel.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
Brandon
A double would be nice here
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
Brandon, o-fer his lifetime
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
worthless f*ck
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Anything besides a K would've been nice really
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
pussy
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
Wood still sucks
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
Wood is lost up there
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
I have a feeling Wood might be pressing
RexTookMyStash - May 21, 2010
or is really talentless
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
sucker.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
SUUUUUUUUUCKS
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
ICK
ladybug - May 21, 2010
Insane Clown Klan
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
k3yerout
I am close to giving up on u brandon! And that is sad.
K3YEROUT - May 21, 2010
Continuing to play him is as unfair to him as it is to the team......and the fans
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
ditto 1000
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Well, there's always tomorrow
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
he gets style points with that perfect hatcher-esque swing though
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
at least he got Penny out of the game
OC Awhole1 - May 21, 2010
Wood likes playing in the mid-west where there are plenty of flies to swat.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
did we really need K-zone to see where that missed ?
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
So I decided to go through minor league box scores to find a positive from today.
Reckling’s pitching line just made it worse
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
What if this is like the movies, and it takes a bench-clearing brawl to get this team to come together? Only one way to find out. Bulger already has us on track.
Mayheminthehood - May 21, 2010
nice throw nap
angelsfan7 - May 21, 2010
ok no Wood this inning, we got a chance
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
LETS GO HALOS
eyespy - May 21, 2010
Hi!
opiejeanne - May 21, 2010
I must confess, I tuned into Bill Maher when it was 9-5..."New Rules" just ended...still 9-5
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
i am here w
we will now win
DAD OF VLAD - May 21, 2010
bunt home run!
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
How about Cory Aldredge in this spot?
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
Save us Reggie.
44FAN - May 21, 2010
fat cheeks
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Thanks Victor, for letting us know that baserunners are necessary in order to score
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
duhhh
angelsfan7 - May 21, 2010
was there a pitch hitter?
DAD OF VLAD - May 21, 2010
Yes. In the 4th I think.
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
shit 10000 points down the drain
DAD OF VLAD - May 21, 2010
Leadoff walk! :D
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
cmon IOUbar
You owe us a hit
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
This dude makes Fernando Valenzuela lool like................Fernando Valenzuela
angelfan1954 - May 21, 2010
Hmm. He was off
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
wait a minute
angelsfan7 - May 21, 2010
just run Aybar, you don't need to turn and look
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
AAaaand more bad officiating
rspencer - May 21, 2010
trAdition
DAD OF VLAD - May 21, 2010
Come on
2 out rally plz
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
Ugh
Slyintine - May 21, 2010
poop
Fred Fredrix - May 21, 2010
Well that sucked
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
We'll win tomorrow
~MMP~ - May 21, 2010
Great attitude!
ryanfea - May 21, 2010
Turn on the oven!
never mind the match.
rspencer - May 21, 2010
blah
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 21, 2010
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