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if Rodney gets out of this

and Fuentes comes in to save

I will be so pissed

Get your anger management manual close at hand...
cmon Rodney

get nasty

Let's Go Rodney!
Where the hell did that miss?
Come on Rodney, AJ can't be a hero
I think we get him if Rodney doesn' t tip it
FU Pureshitski
Hit him. I don't care if it scores a run.
Dammit!

Why did I waste my F-bomb earlier this month!

FUCK PURESHITSKI

(there’s my f-bomb)

i fucking hate Pureshitski

thank god for the ground rule double

[May F-bomb used]

Freakin' ump
What the #@^&%(&^!

Our BP SUCKS!

Wow

Ground rule double? Are you freaking kidding me?

Good thing. Pierre scores if it wasn't.
Hey, better than a regular double and risking the bases clearing
Our bullpen is just sooo reliable this year...
WE SUCK - can't even hold a 5 run lead
against the weakest hitting team in the AL
It's amazing that a team with a payroll this high has a bullpen that can't hold a 5 run lead.

And by amazing, I mean “fire the front office”

Fucking Jepsen
god our bullpen sucks
Our two best relievers give up at least 4.
Of course Soth fail again

Rodney comes in to face the lefties…..

guess who has a 237 OPS this year against lefties?

the "Stache"
yea but Soth is too fucking idiotic to use players in roles that

actually fucking suite them

Jepsen's ERA just doubled

piece of shit

Soth fail

Fuentes has value but his value is wasted by Soth

whoa

It goes
Jepsen
Rodney
then Fuentes

There is no other alternative.

none whatsoever
who gave him those @#%@#%

flowcharts…. if I ever find them I’m going to put them in the fireplace….

Can a damned strike!
is this ump fucking taking a nap ?
F**k you, A.J.

Telling Pierre to stay at home.

Rev: did the f-bomb thread count as our f-bombs for the month?

He did that? On a ground-rule double?
seriously?

Does he try hard at being a douche, or does it come naturally.

Or is he just an idiot

Yes. He seriously did it.

He was waving at him to stay at home.

Rodney should have hit him.

It also woud have saved a run

What a douche
Are you kidding me
Come on!

We got 2 friggin’ outs!

does rodney not want to throw strikes
the ump is squeezing them
What pisses me off the most is that relief is SO easy to find

9/10 teams have perfectly good league average arms all over their farms. We, apparently, don’t have them at the major league level.

Well, there's that BABIP regression

Suboptimal was talking ’bout.

ehh

ricochet off his glove and a wind assisted liner … ehhh….

exactly

shit happens. And that’s exactly why a .186 pitcher’s BABIP is not sustainable.

oh thank God!!!!
Oh thank god
Ugh, finally.

Score some goddamned runs before Fuentes comes in to shit the bed.

We need >3 runs to win this game
ground rule double

is a pitcher’s best friend

please score Angels...

haha what do you know… Konerko will be leading off in the 9th

Well, Rodney threw a lot of pitches, and let 2 inherited runners score

Maybe Soth will keep him in…. That seems to be his methodology

I see the blowpen was hard at work, eh?
Arson squad strikes again.
Time for Fuentes to finish the job?
DON'T SAY THAT!!11
Now all we got to do is score 20 runs...

And then give the ball to Fuentes…who’ll surrender 21 runs.

we need 5 more runs

wait 10 more
wait we need a miracle cause we don’t have a pitcher

Lrt's Go Angels!
well at least fuentes will only kind of be responsible for losing this one
yea Soth will be mostly responsible.....

237 OPS against lefties and we have him facing whoever is due up including pinchhitters, when he’s our only lefty in the pen……

Haha, my TV froze

it can’t handle the fail

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE
OK this is not good

I was checking out a movie cause it looked like we had the game won…what happened? (no don’t tell me I rewound my DVR and saw the carnage first hand yeech)

We took Ervin out of the game
there's the rub
Aren't we only allowed to say "Fuentes" once a month?
dont doubt the stache to close games
Well i'm out,

Here’s to hoping we can hold ’em. Go Halos!!!

Time to get Bulger up as this goes into extra innings.
Fuentes vs. Konerko......
what the hell ump!!!
that's been a ball all night long!!!
this Chicago announcers are the worst.
True statement

tight strike zone suddenly gets fat

you saw that too????
So scared

Let’s score 3 runs this inning.

How come that wasn't a strike for us?
yeah Rodney AND Jepsen hit that very spot a few times last inning
swing Aybar... or else you'll be out
Does Soth know he's allowed to let Rodney face Konerko?

and then bring in the Fuentes?

I'm hating this umpire
Always run on Pierre

always.

nicely placed Aybar
Should have challenged Juan Peashooter
First base??
ALL ABOARD THE AYBAR TRAIN
thank you Victor

call out the Angels on their stupid play…… far too much of it for my likings with our MOTY…….

At least it opens up the opportunity to get caught stealing second
yea he's going for the CS cycle?
I''d love to see him get CS trying to steal first
Did he wait if the ball was gonna get caught before he ran ? 1st base wtf .
At least he got on base
not so much as wait

as run 85% watching what was going to happen the entire way….

Is Aybar braindead?
Aybar almost an idiot
He's an idiot

He’s just lucky he wasn’t an out.

Don't be an idiot Aybar
helloooo can we count to 3
Aybar took his counting lessons from Budde
Who took his lessons from trot nixon

(threw a ball into crowd several years back……..with 2 outs)

We've got such a smart team.
it all starts at the top of the flowchart.....
include Soth on the A - TEAM .
Didn't one of the coaches almost paint himself to death?
bullpen woes infect the entire team
'Stache up, apparnetly.
that trashy stash
Walk him and let Torii hit
Fuentes with a 1 run lead
I need my Maalox
oh boy... hold on yer butts
Well

ohgod. The stache is in.

oh boy........I feel my ulcer
oh gawd here he comes
Regardless of if the gets Konerko out can we all agree

it’s insane to let him face him????

It's pretty much insane to trust him with a one-run game no matter who is batting
:(

Me be scareded.

Heart meds .....check .

blood pressure pills ….check .

Maalox, check.
Great

Fuentes coming in to face Konerko, probably Rios, then Quentin. Hope the wind is blowing in from left.

it looked lit was on

pierzynski’s GR2

@#%@#

I would keep Rodney in just to keep Kotsay in the game over Rios.

Spot on.
Torii, Kendry, Matsui

will be up for us in the 10th

I doubt there's a 10th
I have faith

that we can win this one

You assume it gets to the 10th
yes
i hope it'll get that far
Thank God we have a shut em down closer that we all have faith in and can rely on

Not

get your f*cks ready!!
Used mine on Pure-shit-ski
For my health ...I think I'll just watch ' My name is Earl "

Anyone think
that Fuentes might’ve been more useful last inning then now? But no, Rodney has to pitch the 8th.

that 6.52 era is comforting
Can. Not. Look.
This must be the worst bullpen in the league

I’m far to drunk to deal with the journey back on the tube if the Fuentesaur coughs this one up (and far too cold and wet to put up with extra innings)

tne Dbacks have the worst although Fuentes would fit perfect with them
Like London, eh?
here comes my nightly heart attack
Wood in

Good. Because we don’t need errors at this point

Wood is in, we're saved.
OMG its Fuentes

Barf bags are at the ready

Good start
That first pitch is comforting
All my panther points on game tying homerun
and I gladly give them all for the save
the stache is cant even throw strikes
he's too scared
If throwing baseballs to the backstop was a stat

I bet Fuentes would be leading the league.

Would reflect bad

on the catcher though

I don't know how this is possible, but

his moustache looks ’girly".
Girly-stache.

That's just nasty
If you were like Torii Hunter

how can you not be steaming….. this is not smart baseball and I’d have to think all the Angels notice it and lose respect for Soth by the minute…..

Oh hey

Fuentes can’t throw strikes. What else is new?

starts him off 3-0

im flaborgasted (or however the hell you spell it

I never like it when fuentes

Has to “make them hit” his fastball…

all 87 MPH of it

Has to "make LET them hit" his fastball…

like a bating cage machine
Especially when

“them” = Paul konerko

better stache Fuentes or Adam Morrison ?
alanis morissete
Morrison

unless his stache causes him to blow saves or lose games for us too

Morrison

cuz his doesnt look like girly peachfuz

So when he throws offspeed stuff it's in the dirt or way outside

and when he throws a fastball it’s 90mph…… someone explain to me again why he’s pitching

why isnt he on base??
wait, he got him out?????

HUUUUHHHH????

Who else thought that was gone?
Nobody.

Obvious pop-up

Do we RAWR for that?
Speaking of,

Did 44FAN seriously flag that person for “impostering”?

probably

it’s all he’s got in this world

Phew.

1 down, 2 to go

2 down, 1 to go
I have a potty mouth

Between Jepsen, Porn-stache, and Facebook nuking the “Everyone Draw Mohammed” page, the Rib is about to go Wilma Flintstone one me.

the Rib,LOL, haven't heard that in a LONGGG time
Not since Saturday, if you were at Throwbacks
Does she know you just called her that?

You’re a braver man than I am, Gunga DIn!!!

well. it IS Biblical
She just shook her head on Saturday

So I’m assuming I’m ok. If you don’t hear from me by Saturday, send help.

Pray for Santanas win
His mutant shit arm...

…Looks even more weak and pathetic live than it does on TV

when was the lasttime someone remember Fuentes throwing a change for a strike?
I think he was wearing a Rockies uniform

my stomach hurts

I'm too full

to eat my usual fill of rally food to ward of Fuentes’ suck-ness

when you can throw that many "fastballs" in a row

and not give up a hit, you have god on your side

man that Angels bench looked about almost exactly like

what I think we are feeling….

Abrooo almost over ran that
Should he walk Quentin???
I wonder if Fuentes has friends
quentin

looking to not quentin

Come on Quentin, fly out to center
ask, and ye shall receive!
More negative vibes please .......

appears to be working …

Fuentes is the suckiest piece of suck that ever sucked
woohoo it worked
My stomach hurts
That Fuentes fellow

He’s a sport. LOVE that guy!!!

That went better than I expected
Quentin Quentined to end the gane
isn't that like dividing by 0????
and then raising it to the 0th power
Holy shit.

I do not belive what I just saw.

Miracle on 34th street . right here .
What is that, four straight one-run games?
Yup

2-2 during this road trip so far. All decided by one run

Crisis Averted
Brian Fuentes is lights out, as usual.
anyone who doubdted Fuentes should be shot .
take me out back
NICE

LIGHT IT UP!!!

LIGHT UP THE HALO

Just another Halo Victory!!!!!

omg Fuentes was our best bullpen pitcher tonight ?!
fuentes gives you all the weakest old man middle finger

suck on that

Who knew?

Way to go Fagtes

what happened?
ha the stache
he talks gay ha
Something worth sharing

I bought MLB10 at the start of the season and just barely started playing it during the OAK series.

Every day I play the game, the Angels win.
I didn’t play the days we played the Rangers and the Angels lost.

I got about a half hour of playing time today before class.

Thoughts?

You sir

are now tasked with playing one full game during every Angel game from here till Nov.

I'll do my best
you better start playing that thing every single day we play
dude have you done Road to the Show

I made Mike Trout, he rocks, not as much as at Cedar Rapids in real life, but he rocks!

Yeah that's the mode I'm playing

I have a 3rd baseman, a closer and a starting pitcher.

Dog left the room

soon as he heard me say “Fuentes” that inning.

Conditioned response
I can't wait for Fuentes vs Pujols
we better hope we're ahead and that doesn't need to happen
Sooo... 4 run lead should be enough right?
4 wasnt enough tonight

its not just fuentes

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