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Fuck this new game thread
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN YOU SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OTHER FUCKING TEAM?
YOUR FUCKING CLOSER COMES IN AND FUCKING TIES IT UP
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD WE FUCKEN KNOW?
Fuck

Reggie on deck

this will be a short thread
I fucking hope so
Who's got a fucking fever?
Fuck the Rays.
i smell a willits walk off
Is tonight Lookout Landing Thread Impersonation Night?
Yep. Rev waived the fucking F-bomb rule after Fuentes and his fucking 'stache fucking blew the game
Let's fucking go Kowbell

do it like T-Bell

awesome fucking single

I like how we have Reggie pinch run for our DH

instead of play LF……… when we had a 4-0 lead…. we’d be in fucking bed by now if Reggie had gone and played LF when we had a 4-0 lead…

Time for some motherfucking KOWBELL
Kendry

no need to cuss about that fucking hit

I fucked that link good
see

someone got it

Fuck you Crawford you ain't catching that fucking hit
SAC BUNT

you fuck

reggie bunt home run
FUCK A DUCK
Fuck a duck said Fucking Chuck
fuckin Kowbell
REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE

Fuck that baseball and win this fucking game

"Fuckin'..."

 “…What the fuckin’. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking… How did you two fucking fucks… FUCK!

Come on, fuckin' nobody?
thats a fucking hit
10 fucking fans in the fucking bleachers

fucking pathetic

This game has been 4 fucking hours long
We just want to show the mother fucking Yankees and the Bo-Fucking-Sux that we can do long games too
We need more fucking mound visits
Fuckfour gave that one up!

Reggie Fucking bunt Willits!

731 in that 3rd thread

some sort of HH record

In like two fucking innigns
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
More fuckin' kowbell
Fuck yes.

Now let’s fucking bring him home.

We should do this more often
the reggie sneer
Fuck ya Kendry .....way to get it started!!!!
Where you fuckin been?
Just Fucking Around you know!!!
3 words

Butcher Fucking Boy

Rev

as a once of the esteemed elders on this post
I’d like to apologize for my fucking language tonight.

as future father too all future angel fans

i disagree

Reggie you gave away the fucking bunt

now I say hit and fucking run

Cmon Reggie walkoff fuckin HR
off the fucking post
fuck yeah!
fucking bunt it!!
with ur fucking dick

not with mine. it’s here in my pants.

I thought i got fucking banned from the other fuckib
A fucking slash game fucking winner!!
At least Fuentes is good for something

FUCKING LOTS OF FUCKING THREADS

Whats with his little fucking bat?
He likes the pink bats from yesterday
gimmee something midget

THATS THE FUCKING Way! LEAD hitter on!

Get a fucking hit Reggie and I promise not to call you fucking useless anymore

get the runner the FUCK OVER!

this is going to have to be one heck of a bunt to get Kendry to 2nd

they really should hit and run….

hahah fuck

REG-GIE! FUCKIN' REG-GIE!
lets fucking end this
They might fucking walk him
reggie fucking snarl
walk off inside the park hr bunt?
AH YES

RECALLING MY FUCKING T-BALL DAYS WELL

Fuck

fucking bunt the fucking ball to the fucking fielder so fucking Kowbell can fucking go to second

He Fucking DID IT!!!

Bunt for the fucking win!

you fucking called it!
fucking slash past the fucking schlongoria!!
I cool fucking sneer he has

for a little guy
it’s like he’s saying fuck you!

THATs how you fucking bunt!
beautiful fucking sac
Fucking homoerotic shit there sir.

You might want to keep that fucking shit to yourself.

This sounds really fucking gay
Nice fucking job Reggie
bunting never works swing for the fence

lol tell that to howie

Great fucking bunt by the midget
Sac bunt whoopty fuckin do
We sound like fucking

True Blue LA. uh oh

Fuck True Blue LA

you’ve actually been on that fucking blog?! do they say fuck alot?

don't know

fucking depending on my fucking stereotype of fucking Dodger fans

JOB

nice, Reggie

sac works

fuck this shit drive Kendry’s ass home NOW Juan

nice sac bunt fucker
didn't see that coming
nice fucking mohawk

reggie

cmon Juan u piece of fucking shit
way to fucking move the fucking runner over

sorry for the fucking split infinitive

come on juan

pretend you dont fucking suck

Rivera the fucking failmaster extraordinaire is up

He always fucking fails.

He cant hit into a fucking Dp though! fucking Juancho!
FUCK THIS BALL JUAN
that's a double off the wall for Juan in June

and a swing and a miss in October.

Bat fuckin sniffer hit the ball
C'mon Juan, hit the fucking ball!
im going to fucking flag someone
that's how you fucking do Sothball, you fuckers!

you give it up for the team

Don't get a fucking DP, Juan
fucking crush it johnny
OH GOOD

THANK GOD, JUAN FUCKING RIVERA IS FUCKING UP.

The cameraman has a woody for Reggie's mohawk.
FUCK YEAH

PASS BALL

FUCK IT!

LETS FLY SOME FUCKEN FLAGS!

Oh my fuckin god why might fuckin win
Fucking wrong word. WE
WILD PITCH! KENDRY MOVES TO 3rd! FUCK YA

yay fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckv

passed fucking ball
wild fucking pitch...

fucking correction

nice fucking break

sac fucking fly Juan fuck!

THANK FUCKING GOD! IF WE DONT FUCKING SCORE HERE I WILL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!

Come on, Number Juan!
Just fucking hit it in the air, Juan
ONE MORE BASE ONE MORE FUCKING BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FUCKING RAYS CATCHER FUCKS
GET THIS THE FUCK DONE
OK JUAN JUST DO WHAT OU DO BEST

HIT MEDIUM DEPTH FLYBALL

Especially since they're going with 5 fucking infielders
fuckin whiffer unfortunately
fuckin triple A
hit a fucking fly ball
I thought it was only our fucking catchers.

Who let the ball get by them.

COOL

NOW WE CAN FUCKING WIN BY FUCKING DEFAULT WITH FUCKING JUAN RIVERA AT THE FUCKING PLATE…THE ONLY FUCKING WAY RIVERA FUCKING KNOWS HOW TO GET A WIN IN HIS FUCKING AT-BATS.

NICE, NOW FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME
Alright!

Get him home Juan.

Sac mother fucking fly!!!! Fuck you old man pulling a fucking Sosh trick out of your fucking HOODIE!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK DO THIS NOW FUCK!
Here we fucking go

5 fucking infielders

wtf?! 5 infielder defense?!

Just walked into this thread

I fucking love it!

Fucking sac-fly this shit home and light up the hal
So uh

Has rev lifted the f-bomb limit?

you fucking better fucking believe it
what gave it away?
Nothing gets past you Figgi. ;)

And we fucking needed it.

Haha.

Fucking Maddon pulling a play straight out of fucking Soth’s fucking playbook.

Although - pessimism - its probably going to work for him
Joe Maddon, you are a squirrely sumbitch
Fuck you Maddon!
crush it Juan lets go
five fuckin fielders?
actually 7
PULL THIS FUCK OUT
What is this? Fuckin bush league? Haha
I say it's 30-70 we win this game

right here, with 25 of the 30 being a wild pitch or passed ball

Time for Fuckin Flyball
Juan and two the count
fuck

this is driving me fucking mad

set up perfectly

for a fail

Fuck the duck!

fuck for the fucking win

walkoff fuckin WP
OH MY GOSH!

The one night I get my grandma to go on Halos Heaven with me and it turns out to be a f**kfest! And not to mention the language on this thread!

Cmon Rivvy--how bput a clutch hit for once in your freakin life!!!!!
Fucking see the fucking ball Juancho

Stop swinging with a fucking purse!

Victor you make it sound so easy
HIT THE FUCKING BALL

5 infielders! just fucking hit the ball as far as u can

Light that fucker up again!

Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck. . Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes.

FUCK YEA
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

LIGHT THE FUCKING HALO

Now run the fuck to the fucking clubhouse

and beat the FUCK out of fucking Fuentes before he FUCKING gets away!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Rojas sounds like a fan

Just hit the fucking ball Juan

LITE THAT FUCKING BABY UP
Fuck yes! Light it the fuck up!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rivera delivers!!!!
WAY TO FUCKING GO JUAN
LIGHT UP THE HALO

JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY!!!!

Sorry, couldn’t F-bomb that. Rory wouldn’t approve

FUCK YEA FUCK FUCK FUCK
YEA JUANITO!!! FUCK YES!!! BELL JUST GOT THE WIN!
A ROUTINE FUCKING FLY BALL OUT IS ALL WE FUCKING NEED

WE’VE HIT ENOUGH OF THOSE THIS FUCKING SEASON TO BE EXPERTS AT IT BY NOW

fucking win!!!!!!!
Fuck Yeah!!

Rivera with the mo’fuckin flyball as expected

LIGHT THAT FUCKER UP!
YEAH!!!

AND JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAR: FUCK YOU FUENTES!

Fuck yes

But fuck you, Fuentes.

FUCKING FUCK YES!!!!!!

SUCK IT RAYS!!!!!

LIGHT UP THE FUCKING HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you Fuentes
Hell fucking yes Juancho

You are mightily forgiven

THAT WAS 2 FUCKING INNINGS AND ONE FUCKING HOUR TOO FUCKING LONG
Johnny Rivers comes through!!!!

Light up that motherfucking Halo!!!!!

Bell gets the fucking win!
LITE FUENTES UP ? PLEASE
do any of you really feel like celebrating after winning like that???

I feel happy obv but I feel Darin Erstad happy……

a W is a W

some will be nice, others will be ugly. that’s baseball.

lucky fuckin posts
Way to go you fucking BAT SNIFFER!

I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TREVOR FUCKING BELL

SUCK ON THAT PINIERO

Bell got the win!
FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucken Juancho coming thru!!

Fuentes Happens...

This would be the 2nd lunchbreak Brian Fuentes has ruined for me…

Thanks god for the f-bomb policy. Is this what game threads would look like all the time if we didn’t have rules in place?

But please don't forget, Fuentes still fucking sucks regardless of outcome
YES!

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

NO, seriously, what happened? I wasn’t watching.

Juancho fucking sac fly
YES! EPIC WIN!
Rivera did his job
YES! EPIC WIN!
Quentin flew out to CF.

Oh wait, that was Johnny Rivers. WIN!

The win

was worth another ulcer

I am still too annoyed to be happy

amen,,,, at least bell got the W

Fucking Kendry Fail

DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING JUMP?
WOOOOOOO FUCKING HELL YEAH JUANCHO!!!!!

DFuckingA Fuentes
that's the way you fucking do it brothers and siters!

Fucking Bell GOT THE WIN!!!!!

NUMBER JUAN!!!!!

Hater’s hate, players play!!!

LIGHT UP THAT FUCKING HALO!!1
Juan makes up for his fucking mistake in the 8th
Seems like my day isn't ruined afterall

Yeah, it 8.13 AM here.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Europe, The Netherlands

Imagine how I felt waking up to Fuentes blowing a 3 run lead.

time to go fuck the wife

and piss off the neighbors
light up that halo

Don't forget the condom!!!

Oh, sorry, it’s the fucking dad in me

SUCK MY FUCK FUENTES
I'm fucking out of here.
Ha Ha

Rivera put his fucking helmet on Morales in the celebration

lol everything was going bad tonite tori, do u not remember what happened in the 7th

2;15 am

good fucking night

The whole team should take Fuentes out and dip him in shit tonight.
I nominate Bulger for Panther of the fucking game

with his 2 fucking brilliant 1 2/3 we lose this game….

FUCK YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS!
Torii had some brain movage
new quote of the year
i better fucking win my pregame bet
Im happy to trade my points for the win
If you picked yes you won
LETS EAT SOME FUCKING STEAK!
hah.

What in the world did I miss.

One big fuck
Fucking everything Scott.

Fuentes fucked up, Rev fucking lifted the fuck ban, shit got crazy, and then we fucking won!

a good fucking thread
The sad thing is,

We had this game won, a fucking hour ago. Thank you very little Fuentes, you fucking worthless, soft-tossing jack-ass.

Yeah, but then we wouldn't have had the fuck-thread.
Dammit red, you're fucking right.

Fuck what I posted.

Pregame odds on Bell getting the win

10000000 to fucking 1

Damn, I'd take those odds

Rev, make it happen man!

I just made ten million fucking dollars
Right the fuck on!

Bell gets the fucking win—fuck yea
I’m fucking done

... a pile of shit has a thousand eyes...
HEY FUCKING PINEIRO, WAY TO NOT GET A WIN MEAT
Q should have parachuted the fuck in
You know

you are fucking funny, not just fucking goofy

Goodnight now Fuck.

Tomorrow I will fucking show up, and it’ll be business as usual. I’ll miss you FUCK-word.

Rev

I hope you don’t catch any shit for this: that would be fucked
Blame it on Casey

That's Rev's rule, not SBN's. Have you ever seen a fucking game thread at LL?
FUCK YEAH!

Boy that was fucking ugly. Thanks Fuentes, you fucking fuck.

I take it the fucking fuck ban was lifted?

Hey Reggie, what's up with Haynseworth?

Is he gonna continue to be a ’Skin?

This thread is full of win.

I’m glad that HH isn’t always full of this fuck, but it’s hilarious to read through after not realizing the ban was lifted.

We won in spite of you, Fucking Fuentes!

That is all.

the fucks won it for us
Fucken Panther!
Hilarious in so many ways
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

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