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sick to my effin stomach

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2 words for Fuentes...

Situational lefty. And, of course, by situation, I mean 8-run leads in the ninth with two outs and two strikes.

don't forget

that no one can be on base

I want to light Fuentes on fire
Just now

You’re about a year late dude.

I had faith in the stache, but it let us down
The Stache had major Fuente-ness to overcome.
LETS GO HALOS
that was very unsolid
LOL

Never seen anyone use the opposite of solid to insult someone, bravo

i hate you more now than ever, fuentes.

and that’s saying something, since i hated him a lot last year.

Now
whose gonna pitch in extras? Shields or Stokes.

whichever one wants the L
gasoline or napalm??
Rally like a mofo
I love how fast people's opinions change.

One day, everybody is lovin’ Fuentes and his stache. 2 days later, everybody wants him DFA’d.

He had a 3 run lead, yet he still blows it?

at least he didnt give them the lead

that was his style of blown save last year

I never liked him

He sucked last year and it’s the same this year.

The stache was change

People get pissed at that quickly. He’s burned us before.

This is why you never give free agent relievers

multi-year contracts.

wait

WTF just happened

Fuentes you piece of SHIT

Wood's going to hit a walk off dinger

it’ll soften the pain in my heart a tad

Positive comment below, BEWARE

Still an opportunity for a walk-off

The game is over now

I’m going to kill Brian Fuentes.

Pray for runs

Whoever pitches next will need them.

Walk off 9th

It’s our only hope

If we score runs.

Nobody pitches next.

Haha man, I am absolutely not paying attention
wow Carl

I thought my brain had just been scrambled…

I just graduated college

Pretty sure that means I get to be an idiot for the rest of my life.

that's what you paid for
seriously

my physical and emotional mood just destroyed

Nobody in the media will take the sosh to task for his inability to manage.

throw another MOTY award at his ass and call it a season.

they are all asleep by now it's almost 1:30 their time

they never get to see Soth and his braindead bullpen usage….

local media

but theyre either covering the dodgers, or in bed with the angels FO

now you know why everyone leaves in the 8th
REV

did you happen to see my resume for being in the posse?

89 mph

fastball. No breaking stuff and zero control.

That’s our closer!

funky delivery ... yes

funky fuzzy slug … yes

no pics

casey

We needed it, though
unless it's a pic of howie as an oven range
Alright, we still got this. Go Halos!

And Brian Fuentes sucks.

I want the Angels to win but I don't want Fuentes to get the win.
Really though

we should just abolish the pitcher “win” stat entirely.

Zack Greinke is sitting on 0-4 right now for God’s sake.

It boggles my mind that we can't find reasonably good relievers in our system

Relief should be dime/dozen.

Kohn would do well up here

he did in ST. and he threw 46 pitches in AA a few games back, so obv he’s to the point where he could throw 2 innings at a time if needed.

When will stubborn Scoscia admit that Fuentes sucks donkey balls?
do manta rays have balls?
Fuentes Post game interview preview...

“Well, What can I say. I struggled a bit today, but I’ll turn the page and be ready to go tomorrow… No i dont like to lose, but they want to win too, its just something thats really out of my control now… I’ll turn the page and be ready to come back out and do the same thing tomorrow”

Are you from the future?
I must be, it seems like I have seen this happen OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

You Hear me Scioscia!?!?! Damn you!!! He does this EVERY F***KING TIME!!! HE SUCKS!!!!

Why did we get rid of K-ROD for Failentes?

K-rod – luck = Fuentes

Because K-Rod was all about the Benjamins

And look where he wound up

On a team that's 4 games better than us right now.

>:o

K-Rod didn't do much better for the Mets than Fuentes did for us last year
he was overused early

he was the only one worth a damn in that pen, heck … they used to have stokes

they had him throwing more than one inning a game at one point
$$$

now, if krod was an aging outfielder, booom

How much are the Yankees paying Fuentes to sabatoge the Angels?
what? yanks fans want the angels to win

like we wanted you to beat boston. I do wonder why rodney isn’t the closer over feuntes yet, i thought when the angels signed rodney in the offseason he was going to repalce feuntes

we were hoping
that would require admitting they made a mistake in signing fuentes - never going to happen
"Very effective at 89 MPH" - Rojas said it last inning
wood walkoff

FTW

if that happens...

i’ve got my hat here, ready to be eaten

At least that

Fuentes option has zero chance of vesting

isn't it based on games played???

not games saved?

Games

finished

It's games finished, so if we go into extras, it doesn't count
Anyone know who's up in the 'pen?
if it's shields it's over
Bulger I think
Bulger was up in the top of the inning
Naps BA is high this year
All up to Woody
that is what she said
Don't interject humor DOV
at times like this we need homur
Are these the Halos we are gonna watch all season???
i sincerely hope not.

I dont think I can handle this many 9th inning blow ups

Wood be a hero
Damn.

That was the pitch.

Luck be a Woody tonight
End it Woody, cmon
Would've been nice

if that was fair. he crushed that

Not gonna get that pitch again
Who would have thought that Wood and Nipples would have the same number of HR's (2)?
When we're praying for a solo home run from our crappiest player...

I think it’s a sign that the worst is upon us.

Fuentes doesn't bat
And that is why you deserve the name Epic Dean.

EPIC.

what else can you do ?

starting pitching good → bullpen meltdown
starting pitching average → no run support
starting pitching sucks → bullpen good, no run support

either way we suck!

This sums up our season thus far.
Dear Gene Autry

Please intercede with the Powers-that-be in Heaven so that Wood won’t suck at the plate this AB.

Thank you

They said, "no", huh?
Even he has given up on Wood
Q getting sent back down tells me 1 thing

Scioscia doesn’t care about winning.

Tony and Arte need to take away his other tinker toys. There are a few in the pen and a Reginald in the dugout

this is wonderful

hahahaha

Reggie has been awesome.

In his fill-in starts this season so far.

so you think they sent Q down to Soth's objection?
i meant to include

q being sent down after a start on mother’s day.
Q has no business starting any game.

C'mon Brandon.....
our hitters are pissed
I would say "good eye"

But he knew whether he was going to swing before hte pitch left his hand.

The bench tells him what to do

Mikey and Mickey are giggling that Wood won’t think for himself and all they are doing is setting him up for fail

huh
true

it don’t look to good typed out like that

And we're headed to extra innings, thanks to Fuentes
Thanks a lot Fuentes
Pineiro should punch him out in the clubhouse
he should punch Soth

the guy could get out managed by a 8 year old that understands batting splits.

Fuentes is a good pitcher

against lefties…. 1-10 this year and a sub 600 OPS last year but Soth let all the lefties go to Rodney……

furentes for 2 innings Mike?
Oh well

Good night gentlemen.

goodnight_7568643334
This is just depressing

Can’t hold a 4-0 lead in the eighth inning.

what else can I do...

the kids are asleep, it is a school night SO:

F-BOMB RULE RESCINDED FOR THE REST OF THE GAME

Fuck these fucking fucks

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

ok, im done.

FUCKING THANK YOU

FUCK YOU FUENTESUCKASS

Thank fucking god. And thanks rev!
trAdition
fuck tradition

i want melodiousness

Fuck Fuentes
Fuck Fuentes and his Fucking delivery
lol

it’s a very sensual delivery

and his fucking paper airplanes
that fucking picture needs to be posted again
Nothing left but Bulger & Shields

we’re totally fucked

Bell's in the bullpen now too.
Come on Bulger
Fucking asshole fuckface Fuentes needs to fucking die the most fucking horrible way possible.
FUCK you fuentes

and your stupid fucking moustache.

what was the mother fucking fuck ing Pregame fucking pick?
That a fucking Angels pitcher would get two consecutive fucking strikeouts.
Back to back K's. The answer was Yes"
YES

as opposed to fuck these fukers

I hope Pineiro beats the fucking shit out of fucking Fuentes for fucking blowing that save.
At least Fuentes won't get the win
shoev this W up your ass

Fuckentes

The fucking win.
With the porn stache,

He thought he was supposed to fuck everything.

he did, he fucked everything up
get these fuckers OUT
I am tired of Wood sucking all the time.
Question for the Brandon Wood fanclub:

How many more at bats do you need until you realize this guy fucking sucks?

I'm giving him til the All Star break.

But that’s just me.

Who do you expect to play 3rd instead?
Frandsen I guess
My dead grandma.

She is as productive.

Silly me, expecting an actual answer
You can plug anyone over there.
Who exactly?

Frandsen and Maicer are both utility guys

frandsen = AAA

Maicer = 2B

Utility guys are better than nonexistent guys.
Sosh said

it takes six to eight weeks to see what somebody is capable of in the big leagues

I was the head of his fanclub the past year or so

but I said on GAME ONE of this season he wasn’t going to do anything, when I saw his swing….. even when he hits it, the ball doesn’t go anywhere.

Well if the F-Bomb rule is rescinded...

Fuck that stupid fuck Fuentes! Lets hold these fuckers!

Just another Fuentes' fuck up

My may f word

Free for all tonight!
Fuck the Rays
Fucking Bulger is in.

Fucking Christ.

Fuck this entire bullpen and the horse it rode in on

the horse eventually scored 7 runs on us in the top of the 9th.

Fucking Wood, finally had a chance to endear himself to those of us who know he sucks,

  and hey, he didn’t strikeout!
   FUCKEUNTES STRIKES AGAIN. There will never be any love for him after last years ALCS.

Fuck Fuentes and his stubby arm throw

Fuck Juan for his bullshit attempt on the shallow fly ball that scored the 1st run
Fuck Soth for keeping Fuentes in during a meltdown again

Fuck me for not drinking more beers

lol doesnt the Fuck rule

make you feel at little less angry?

i feel like this is a fucking lookout landing thread
Lookout Fucking Landing?
IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT
GAHHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING
Weren't we winning this game 4-0 in the 8th?

Or was that a different game many, many years ago?

It was a fucking long time ago in a fucking galaxy far fucking away
Fuck the Stash
Fuck! We turned into fucking LL pretty fucking fast after the Rev fucking wavied the fucking rule, didn't we?
yep

Thats why the fucking rule is in place

strike fucking zone

aim for it Bulger

Can we fucking put pics in the fucking game threads?!!!
no
just thought I'd fucking try since you were being so generous
FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!
Nobody likes the Canucks or their "fans"
Fuck Gubicza talking about over throwing the baseball you fuck.
Nice fuckin pitch bulger
one fucking out
PAT THE FUCKING BAT
Your pussy is gettin jealous
FINALLY SOMEONE whos is not a pussy

nice K Bulger

FUCK THEM

We're going to make LL look like a bunch of coffee drinking choir boys tonight
everyone says fuck
shit i said fuck again
Can you fucking cut it out

fuck man…

You mean they fucking aren't already?
Fuck Seattle

Fuck the Mariners, the Seahawks, and (by awkward association) the Oklahoma City Thunder. Fuck that bullshit. FUCK THAT WHOLE GODDAMN STATE

fuck you, fuck me, fuck EVERYBODY!!!

watch your fucking mouth
Fuck you you fuck

don’t you fucking tell him what to do you fucking nazi.

casey you have anger issues

so fuck the M,s A’s and Texans

I say drill every Ray in the head

until the umpires call the fucking game.

INCLUDING THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE DUGOUT NOT PLAYING TONIGHT
The thing that really gets to me are fuentes pussy ass little bitch comments at the end of the game

Well, um, I tried but they just got the best of me tonight. I’ll turn the page and try again.

When percival was here and he blew a save, if they asked him how he felt he’d thow them out for talking to him. No pussy ass little whiny comments. We need a real CLOSER, not this noodle arm bitch

Reagins went to CSUF so if he thinks Fuentes can close....

well he must be able to close.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY ANGELS

HOW DO YOU GO FROM THE ALCS TO THIS FUCKING HORSESHIT???? AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

REMEMBER HOW

Fuentes pitched in the ALCS.

you’re fucking welcome

fucking age and no PEDs
Just win the FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AND IF HE DIES ... HE DIES"
i fight for me?
i wanna bone that sexy robot from the movie

lol

Just fucking let it all out guys....

This feels so fucking good!

That's what she fucking said
Where the fuck was that pitch blue??
Go fuck a rabid dead dog Fuentes you rotten piece of dead dog shit.
I am going to print this fucking thread

and mail it to Fuentes every fucking day until he retires

what a fucking BRILLIANT idea!!!
you might not waste

too many fucking stamps at this rate

Gubicza's repoitoire of comments

is already spent and it’s only mid-May.

Time to go to the visiting broadcast. I can’t listen to this jackass anymore.

You haven't heard enough about

Confidence?

change your fucking eye level
If he says pronate

or good spot one more time I’m gonna shoot myself

This thread is fucking hilarious now.
Just got home from a screening of the new George Romero movie...

Tried not to look at the scores on my phone all night. And I come home to this??? FUCK!

Zombies would scare the fuck out of me

If they were fucking real.

a base fucking hit
/is it fine for yankees fun to say fuck feuntes

cuz i relaly wanted you guys to fucking beat the rays

fuck you

but yes you fucking can.

fucker.

Fucking seconded
Hey Rev...

How about a new rule for this thread — every fucking comment has to have an F-bomb in it

Fuck that idea
No fucking need for the rule
Fucking tv crew don't show that fucking hr again please
This thread went all mad max pretty quickly
Fuck Mad Max
in his maxi fucking pad

tina turner strap on

If the 9th was the apocalypse

Then this is the post-apocalypse.

i prefer Thunder dome

two fans enter one fan leaves

Can't we get

Beyond Thunderdome?

I like Bulger because he has ears which rival mine in size
fucking clown shoes
nice grab from Juan

god i hate fuentes

I think this fucking thread is going to go down in history as one of the greatest mass meltdowns of all time.

OF ALL FUCKING TIME

finally Juan Rivera fucking does something

Nice job Rivera, about time you do something good you fucking asshole
Ok Juan

I forgive you

Fuck Yeah!
Are you ronery?
holy shit

juan rivera got to a fly ball

FUCK YOU

Where was that in

Boston?

No fucking shit.
FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING CITY OF BOSTON
About fucking time Johnny Rivers.
You caught that, but couldn't catch the fucking ball in the 8th?
THANK YOU JUAN
yikes , what the fuck came over fucking Juancho
What boggles my mind is that Rivera makes that catch and not the easier one at Fenway

juan finally caught one

Where was that 2 fucking innings ago Juan?
was it a good catch

game day shows him moving 2 feet

Nice catch in the alley
That is a good catch for Juan.
well it was a good catch for Juan

but if a guy with a metal leg catches it, I’m betting most LF’s do

FUCK YEAH!!!!
New Rule: Every time Fuentesuckass blows one, Fuck rule is rescinded

you fucking game???

I dont think I can fucking curse that much
Nice job Mike fucking Napoli
THANKS FOR DOING SOMETHING FUCKING RIGHT FOR A CHANGE JUAN
Haha worst throw ever, still works

Baseball.

Haha what a fucking shitty slide
Woah Naps threw a guy out
suck my fucking eye level Kapler
Welcome back, Kotter

Fuck… that’s Gabe KAPLAN, not Kapler.

Napoli finally fucking caught someone stealing
Time for a FUCKING Walk off Win!
Side Salad gets it done

when it counts

you mean

when it FUCKING counts

NIPPLED FUCKED BITCH

TAKE IT!

During the commercial break, I ask:

Mazdaspeed3 or Subaru Impreza WRX?

mazda

Subaru MPG sucks

Fuck those cars
Which ever one has the quieter interior

so i can scream FUCK really loud during Fuentes’ innings that I listen to in the car.

America, Fuck Yeah!!!!!
Time for the Angels to be dicks

and fuck these assholes!

FUCKING FUCK YES

WE LIVE TO FUCKING PLAY AGAIN!!!! NOW WIN THIS FUCKING GAME ALREADY!!!!
/FUCK

your new name Fuentes is Fuckenstien.
For tonight only.
we'll all love him after the next outing
After tonight

he goes back to Fu**enstein.

What a fucking dig by Kendrick.

Very Pedroia-esque

Fuck a Pedroia
Fuck Pedroia and his PEDs and ROIDs.

Fuck all of the Bosux as a matter of fucking fact

fucking walkoff time
fuck this shit

I’m watching TNT, they know some fucking drama

I fucking LOL'd
Get the fucking brooms out!!!!

SWEEEEEP!!!

Atta boy Number Juan!
You guys fucking think that mother fucking children

might be reading all of these fucking comments right now? Can you fuckers be a little more fucking mature?

My kids are in bed.

Where they fucking belong! :)

my kid cant read so

fuck ya

Can we make this a general rule?

Every game in which Fuentes blows the save, we rescind the F-BOMB rule until the conclusion of THAT game?

It would be fucking madness here all the fucking time then
Fuentes was driving that motorcycle
speaking of fucking clown shoes...

hello Joe buck

I shouldn't have let my kids read this, they're all crying and my wife won't talk to me.
Tell her to calm the fuck down
fucking hwat the fuck he fucking said
Bullshit

she wasn’t fucking talking to you before this fucking game.

you're fucking right actually
Just ask for some fucking privacy
who the fuck is randy choate?
so ....what do people think about Lackey and the Red Suxs?
not enough fucking ficks to

properly fucking discuss that fuck

bet you anything Lackey would get in Soth's face about

his bullpen “decisions”

They fucking suck
Fuck him, fuck Boston, fuck those retarded, pink-faced, douchebag motherfuckers they call fans
Pink fucking-hatted, not faced.
Lackey is going to get fucked by all those god damn fuckers in that smelly as fuck town
I can't believe this game is still going on

A.B.C. Fuentes! ABC!

Coffee is

for closers only

the game is not over till the fat fuck sings
maybe eric byrnes has pegs on his bike and he's taking fuentes with him tonights
We gotta be able to hit fucking chode
Fuck Fuentes

Soscia fails everytime he brimgs him in. Fuentes is my F-Bomb!

….. aybar just get on base please

Ooh sidearm, weird
hey two posts, w/ no fuck!!!
they're all fucked out haha
Fuck the swamp dwelling bottom feeding scavenger sucking Rays
Lakers sweep

Time for a Walk Off here!
Let’s do this!

The title of this thread is hilarious.....
well

gone for a minute and back to the game thread to find a whole f-in lot of f-bombs being thrown around. guess the ban was temporarily lifted.

Rev, thanks SO much for having the once-a month rule (although I agree that we seriously needed it lifted for this game).

yeah..se what We fucking do with the freedom?
your lesson in democracy

fuckers

Fuck democracy
Fuck you ;)
Actually, a lesson in sociology.

What happens when taboos are lifted.

Everyone goes crazy for a while, but then settle down.

But fuck that, we're still in the crazy period
ha ha ha!

Yes but it’s nice to not have to have the flare ups and the crazy periods every time Fuentes pitches!

can't take you guys anywhere!
Fuck the Dodgers...

Except GA

what is with bad facial hair and baseball?
yes

baseball particularly
I like it

fuck how i met your mother

nobody cares about that bitch anymore Ted!

Fuck Ted.

He’s a whiny little fucktwit.

wow

rec for that

Ted fucked his mother
omg

this comment reeks of random and awesomeness. ha ha ha!

SWING FOR THE FUCKING FENCES, ASSHOLE!!!
It's the fucking Catilina Wine Mixer
That movie was fucking terrible outside of that one fucking line
dont forget "boats and hoes"
But what an epic line
Fuck you blue!
protect the fucking plate goddammit
OMG somebody just win this fucking game

so I can go cut myself to sleep….

That's serious fucking shit man.
does that fucking work ?
i dunno

havent fuckin tried it yet…

bat fuck shoulder

ump blind fuck

SWING AYBAR SWING!
Fuck fuckers with sidearm deliveries
HOW DO YOU TAKE A FUCKING 3-2 PITCH???
Great fucking time to get called out on strikes
What a fucking awful call by that fat fucking umpire.

FUCK LETS GO CHUPA! FUCKING HIT IT OUT!

we'd rather you swing than look at it go by
Surprised he didn't

show bunt and watch it go by

Bobby looks fucking pissed
if you had to play for a fat fuck

that doesn’t understand Bullpen 101 then you’d probably be fucking upset too.

Oh look Joe Maddon just changed pitchers when his pitcher just got the last 2 batters out easily, I’ll tell you for sure, he sure as fuck didn’t learn than from Fucking Soth!

FUCK pop out?! just get on fucking baseee

Come on Torii

…come fucking on tori*

what about that legendary plate discipline bobby
Abreu, u weak fuck
Well darn.

I mean fuck!!!!

Ruin Somebodies Fucking Birthday Hula
it's Mik eButhcer's birthday!!!!
Is it possible to have an online riot?

Because I think we have the most willing participants in the world at the moment.

watch and learn Sloth
Balfuckinfour now?
crossed eyed fuck
i need to go fuck my wife

finish this game NOW

enjoy the fucking threesome
that is fucked up
Or fucking awesome
cuz she;s fucking pregnant

loooooooooooooooooooooool

hahahah fuck

Your wife is praying for a 20 inning game.
That is fucking funny bc.
your priorities are, um

fucked.

Stop having Children DOV

Fuck!

make her wear a Rays jersey
Here comes fucking fourballs
Fuckin epic
fuck yeah!!!!
I haven't seen this many fucks since I partied on main st. in huntington beach
I haven't seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert
I haven't felt this terrible since that Ronald Reagan film.
Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit drinking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Or put faith in Fuentes, one of the two.

I fell off that wagon 5 minutes ago

Got a beer and a rum to control the brain

But, do you speak jive?
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Just hang loose blood, she fonna help you on the 'medicide.
What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Cut me some slack jack, chump don' want da help,

Chump don’ get tha help.

hey im from fucking huntington fucking beach
this is going to be a bad season

its been a fuckin terrible season so far, we need to fucking ship fuentes back to AA

or a manager than understands

pitchers do better against hitters that are batting from the same side of the plate that the pitcher is pitching from…..

sure fuckin looks like it...
fucking a
double fuckin A
wow to far there pops
Could we get a fucking AAA scrub in to get us a mother fucking hit here?
Torii has this shit on the mother fucking lock down
Balfour's ears look just like fucking Bulger's
look at this eyes they are soooo close together
you know what would be awesome

if the fucking stadium was totally fucking empty

im sure sushi took his fucking entourage with him an horu ago
the only way

arte moreno would get a fucking clue

hahah Everyone should just walk up and leave after fuentes blows the lead

You can't choose your family but you can choose your FUCK
putting in fucking frandsen

or whatever the fuck his name is

Got it right!
Where is fuckin Frandsen??
no
fucking yes, brother

and howz the little fucker doin’?

that little fucker!!!

common torri, go fucking yard again

fuck australia

Where the fuck is that?
Fuck Merced for being where Brian fucking Fuentes is from
Fucking rich Thompson on the fucking dl
Whats with this guys ugly fucking necklace?
Better than

an ugly fucking ’stache.

grant balfuck?
vs. Torii Fucker
don't talk about the fucking 11th

fuck!

Have Q fuckin parachute in to Angels stadium and fucking jack one out for the win
that would be fucken awesome
Heh...."jack one out"
only thing he's gonna fucking jack

is his little dick. that hot wife deserves a winner, or at least a middle reliever

QUINLAN

FUCK YEAH.

FUCKKKK!K!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! NOT THE 11th!

Our best fucking hitters are fucking terrible
Who the fuck is gonna pitch now?
Well I'm sure it won't fucking be Jepsen....

he’s sitting in the fucking dressing room, with his arm twice it’s fucking normal size after throwing all of 10 fucking pitches.

Please God...

Make it stop.

this or that ( game )
should be a ? at the end
FUCKING FAIL

(facefuckingpalm)

Great, headed to the fucking 11th
I have a feeling I'm going to stay up late for nothing
this fucking offense is determined to make it the longest game ever

but the bullpen thinks otherwise

screw that groundout

i mean, fuck it.

i asked my wife if we could name our child Torii

she said “FUCK NO”

Yeah lets play 27!!
TORII FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know who sucks more

Fuentes, wood or our lame announcers, the least the angels can do is bring back the wonder dog!

He comes back tomorrow!

And the 50-game winning streak shall begin, with nary a Fuentes in sight!

dont worry

hud is broadcasting out of an outhouse in Siberia , pregames, on tuesday, on a station that probably 3 people (one of them named Mel) listen to.

YEA!

We want fuckin Hudster back, NOW FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, thats right!
I think they should bring Q back long enough to beat the fucking shit out of Fuentes
he hasnt fucking hit lefties in years
I laughed so fucking hard
And cook lasagna tonight

the team is fucking hungry by now

i'm up until 1: 48 am for this shit?
You, sir, sound like you're completely fucked.
i'm too tired to realize it

i’m thinking this is a bad dream

Fuck this dream
one fucking paragraph is a fucking movie
i feel a willits homerun coming on

DO YOU FEEL IT?

i feel a fucking bunt

foul

willits couldnt homer with a howitzer
sorry, FUCKING howitzer
I'm copying this fucking thread into microsoft fucking word tomorrow

And counting the fucks

there's a fucken app for that
wow no fucking life
haha just fuckin you
whoa

came out really fucking wrong…

No fuckin thanks

Gotta find some way to kill ten minutes a fuckin work

No, there's a wound counter you can use for it. Then get back to your exciting life.
what the fuck for?
Ctrl+ F

enter fuck and highlight all

christmas tree

I just counted three hundred fucking seventy.

And there will be much more when the thread ends.
Thank you, Google Chrome.

who sucks more, Fuentes, Joe Saunders,Earvin Santana, Brandon Wood, or our lame announcers??
Who is Earvin Santana?
A combination of Ervin Santana and Bulger's ears?
so we got a fucking comedian here

fucking awesome

Do I amuse you?
I've been known to chortle at some of your postings
I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Never said you made me laugh

Just worthy of an occasional chortle, if you’re lucky it could be a loud guffaw

Fucking fail on the fucking movie quote
To much beer and anger to pay attention to fucking movie quotes
Who is John Galt?
who is number one?
You are number 6
Where'd the Santana hate come from in this game?

Not watching at the moment and just got back; did I miss something?

jesus...

thats an ugly fucking list….

the whole team should form a chain and fuck each other
is it me or do Gubi and Rojas pretend like they like each other?
Bring in Bell next its gonna be a long one!!
fuck that fat blonde that's always behind home plate
moped, id hit it!
heart of fucking order coming up vs fucking who?

sounds like I’m mad but I’m actually really fucking happy.

we don't a single 300 hitter on this team

give me a freakin hitter

T Bell in the pen
Fucking Bell in the fucking PEN!!!!

WHAT A FUCKING CATCH!

what a fucking catch
Ha fucking ha, I knew Trevor Bell would be in this fuckmess of a game.
new word

fuckmess – perfect!

now that is the torii hunter that i like to see!!!

torii to the fucking DL because of a worthless fucking game.
Fucking Torii Fucking Hunter
I think we've discovered the secret to really long threads.
Torii finally makes a good ass fucking catch

and gets fucked up doing it….

Nice fucking catch, Torii
Great fucking catch

Fucker

Torii Fuckin Hunter

ruinin fuckin birthdays

Torii is still fucking awesome
jason fuckger vs. jason fucklett
fucking oprah on my tv

fucking life

Oprah is the anti-christ
it is the fucking cows in her audience that are the problem

at least with Oprah you are fucking a billionaress

How big is your fucking TV?
that catch by Torii

was the fucking season if we come back and win this

Yeah fuckin right
(i have no fuckin faith)
Crawford is a fucking little bitch
I hope

 we fucking get him next year

The Mother Fucking Yankees

Will double any little fucking offer we make

fuck no

no more fucking old fucks in the fucking outfield

carl crawfuck

Gubi and Rojas blow

Jason fucking Bulger is kicking some Tampa Bay ass
Fuck the Rays and fuck the biased fucking east coast media monoply fucks.
Bulger looks reborn right now
Don't fucking walk Zobrist again
Bring back the wonder dog
Rojas and Hud

would be the stoniest crew in baseball.

Victor’s a fucking pothead too

way too square
Put in Scot Fucking Shields

and be done with it

That was a fucking sweet catch

and I think carl crawford’s offense is fucking over rated.

don't worry I'm sure Reagins will go after him

we love us some OF with their best years in the past….

His best years probably aren't behind him yet.

It’s just we pretend he’s great but the reality is:

1. He never lived up to the 20-30 HR potential
2. He has a poor OBP.

Great defense and speed though.

Fuckin mlb.tv!!! What did Torii do?
A diving catch saving an inside the park HR

lol it wouldnt have been an inside the park hr if he just played the hop

sweet fucking catch, ball about to drop and he dove half way for it

Sick, I don't pay $25 a month to miss that or anything...
Fuckin ruined birthdays
Fuentes fucking ruined Butch's birthday
Trevor Bell is loosening up in the fucking bullpen.
fuck this sack o shit
im assuming we are trying to set a fucking fuck record so.....

FUCK!

LL has it already
In a few seconds we've moved up to 490 "fucks."

You can thank Casey’s Kiss of Death for that.

i refuse to go to bed.

until the outcome of this game is decided.

I'm with you on that one. I feel emotionaly invested now. even though i have work early
I think you mean

this fucking game.

I think you mean

this fucking game.

Fucking posting fail
" America ... FUCK YEA"
COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH
what an agonizing fucking game....
catch it with your balls Naps
Did that hit naps in the fuck?
thats fuckin funny
fuck you sosh

and your perplexed asshat expression

Fuck your fucken hoody joe fucking madden!
I actually like his fucking hoodies

And his fucking glasses. I might be repressing some fucking homosexual tendencies.

fuck old people with that fucking hair and that fucking glasses

i bet he listens to fucking nickleback and drives a fucking prius.

Fuck nickelback

But I’ll take the fucking prius.

Fuck yeah!

But Fuck the fucking black hair dye thouh!

Ben fucking Zobrist needs to just fucking strike out
Don't let that fuck Longoria up!
FUCK ALL OF THEM FOR BEING SO FUCKING FUCKING TERRIBLE AFTER BEING SO FUCKING AWESOME LAST YEAR

WHAT THE FUCK FUENTES.

What the fuck Wood—YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE HALOS TO GLORY, NOT LEAVE THEM IN DARKNESS!

relax he is still the choosen one
Oh, well then.

I’ll just tell Obi-Wan Kenobi to go fuck himself.

yeah

for 20 fucking 15 with a different fucking team as comeback cocksucker of the fucking month

the chosen fuckhat
Aww

it’s like a CKOD Jr. post.â„¢

Wood is fucking Hayden Christensen all over again
Eeew...

I just fucking wish he hadn’t fucked Hayden fucking Christensen in the first place.

That be one fucking ugly ass man-child
FUCKING EEEEFUCKWWWWW
What the fuck Naps?
For the love of God

Don’t put that fucking kid Bell in. Strike him the fuck out Bulger

fucking bulger

fuck

Why is fucking Carlos Pena smiling at me in MLB Gameday?
punch that fucker right in the face
i only have one screen?
FUCKING WALKED
Trevor fucking Bell in to face Evan fucking Longoria
fucking piracy
fucking ASS piracy.
I got to get up at 5 AM.

C’mon Halos, I don’t need this fucking shit.

OMFG

so he takes Bulger out after 1 walk, but lets Fuentes do his shit for like how many consecutive fucking batters….

bell

fucking mojo with maddon’s jersey number fuckers

thanks blowger

just end the fucking game already

Trevor Fucking Bell
Seriously Scioscia? Fuck you tonight.

Guys first batter of the fucking season is Evan fucking Longoria? Game.

is this Bell's first time in the bigs?
if we ignore last season

yes

lets not forget the BOTG regardless of the outcome

FUCKUENTES

Hey guys, do you think Bell needs a fucking nickname?
Terri-Bell if he fucks this up
well it was

YOU FUCKING SUCK last year

Depends whether he's good or fucking sucks this year
I'll be right back after taking a fucking piss
next time you gotta drop a fucking turd

hit me up for Soth’s address

Fucking hilarious

but I’m a frustrated fucker right now

fucking watching the Sith lord take out the jedi on spike

isnt this the fucking bozo guy?
AM I THE ONLY FUCKING ONE FUCKING HERE

WHO KEEPS SEEING THE FUCKING POP UP SHOWING THAT LIKE FUCKING 40 NEW POSTERS HAVE FUCKING COMMENTED AT ONCE AND THEN FUCKING SCROLLS DOWN AND SEES 80 NEW USES OF THE WORD FUCK AND THINKS THAT FUCKING BULGER OR SOME FUCKING OTHER SCHLUB JUST FUCKING GAVE UP A FUCKING HOME RUN TO FUCKING BLOW THE GAME AND GETS ALL FUCKING ANGRY BEFORE HE FUCKING REALIZES THAT IT’S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING GUYS TAKING FULL FUCKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FUCKING RULE BEING FUCKING LIFTED ON THE FUCKING USAGE OF FUCK?

I KNOW I’M FUCKING NOT.

fuck...

why are you so angry?

MAH FUCKIN' SPACE BAR IS FUCKIN' BROKEN
i think its your fuckin shift button.
Turn your fucking CAPS the fuck off
i think your fucking caps lock is stuck
dayum your really fucked...
fuck zobrists flesh colored beard
and spencers too
pitch the fucking ball

bozo

Anyone else notice that Bell's GD pic looks like a fucking mugshot?
It really fucking does
I think Bell is in there because he holds runners better than Bulger...
Fuckin pick him off because you ain't gonna fuckin get longoria
that'd be fucking cool
You're fucking wrong
Keep up the fucking predictions please
This is fucking crazy

I want to fuck up Fuentes’ fucking dinosaur arm to not fuck up again

Someone call Tonya fucking Harding
TONYA

FUCKING
HARDING

someone should create a fuck key
Lookin at The fucking bell fucken dominate! Fuck Palmer and fuckuentes

and fuck you longfuckgoria! Your moms fucking hot!! Just like fucking Naps mom!

TREVOR FUCKING BELL SAVES THE DAY!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
FUCKIN A BELL
not literally !
Thank God
too fucking noisy
DID HIS DAD FUCK AN A BELL?
Fucking K'ed him
new closer!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE BELL

GOOD FUCKING PITCH

Fuck the old record

660 fucks already in this thread..

fuck yeah

sit the FUCK down

Sit the fuck down Longfuckinggoria
TAKE NOTES FUENTES

TREVOR BELL WILL SHOW YOU WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

I am eating fucking crow and it's fuckin delicious
You coming to the fucking meetup this weekend?
I fucking am!
Yeah, but you don't live up in the fucking Valley
Evan Longoria is not as fucking hot as his pretend sister
Sit the fuck down
Holy Fucking SHit! Bell struck that mother fucker out!
nice fucking pitch
saved by the BELL
FUCK YEAH, BELL!
What the FUCK is going on here??????

Fucken bell just struck out fucken Longo hahahah!!!

Can we win this fucking game now?

Fucking Bell, how does he work?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu evan

LAST FUCKING CHANCE
fat fucking chance
Well thank GOD for the great grand son of a fucking clown.
Of a mother fucking legend!
FUCKING BELL!

Coming to save the motherfucking bullpen! Suck it Longoria!

Fuckin' eh Bell!

Now lets win this fucking game!!!

Gee so someone that can strikeout Longoria is more fucking useful

than Q who had absolutely no fucking reason to be on this team? Color me shocked…..

BELL IS THE FUCK
That's bell as fuck!
fuck this asshole in this farmers insurance commercial
and fuck hyundai
My fucking computer is going to fucking blow the fuck up!!
good evening, Sunshine!

Just got home. Looks like everyone’s in a great fucking mood! Fuentes was fucking great, wasn’t he?

Gas Face

nice pitch Bell

Oh I forgot something

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

If this game goes 20 innings T-Bell's gonna toss a 9 inning shutout!
game thread four

go FUCK OFFF over there

Alright

no more fuckin around.

End this shit

Oh dear

What’s going on here? did I just see someone use the F word?

rollcall

lets do this shit

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