Ok now this next inning is where common sense says
you have Fuentes pitch instead of Rodney. 4 out of the next 5 batters in the Ray’s lineup are lefties and Brian owns the lefties. Of course, Rodney is going to come in to face them, even though Jepsen only threw 10 pitches…..
but if I wanted to switch jobs and my current job did what they could to keep me…. I would also see that as a sign of respect. Not sure it’s too wise to let one of your most reliable relievers go to a divisional rival for nothing, respect or no respect.
watch seasons 1,2,3, half of 4, all of 5, skip 6, watch 7, and find someone who can cut out every single scene involving Dana and Freddie Prinze Jr. in season 8.
hell, even season 6 had the most mind-blowing opening episodes ever (except maybe the opening episodes to season 5). But I dunno…it was just like “okay, that attack failed, now let’s do this one…okay that one failed, let’s try another. hmm, that didn’t work. good thing we had a plan D…”
He pees like a girl dog
He lies down with his front legs crossed “just so”
Before the cat died, it beat the shit out of him all the time (he weighed 90, the cat weighed maybe 8 or 9).
He looks “fabulous” when he comes back from the groomers
Go Halos.
Let’s earn Joel’s W.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
Go Halos
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Crawford's feet
Is a great picture.
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
If the bullpen pitches as half as good as Piniero was pitching tonight, we'll be fine
This might be asking too much though.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Is that a picture of young tori hunter is a rays jersery?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Hey it's Erick Aybar's brother
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
is that a joke?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Nope
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
oh cool. Didn't know he had a bro in the majors
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Nope. Willy was batting for S-Rod
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Troy Percival rules!
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
How would you like to turn around and see Benji Molina charging at you, about to jump on you?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Jepsen in, Scioscia wants to win
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
unless the porn stache makes an appearance
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
if you make noise, he will come
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Lets not waste Pinata's good start.
Go Angels!
halofolife - May 10, 2010
WAybar pinch hits for SRod
W
wumbug - May 10, 2010
2 down 2 down
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 10, 2010
2 down
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Half brother
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
Neither Aybar
got the looks
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
With a nickname like Ackbar what'd we expect
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Callapso like him though
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
We have a lot of links to the Rays
Very weird.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Our farm team
wumbug - May 10, 2010
Based on the way we've been playing.
I’d say we’re the Rays farm team.
b0rd3rline - May 10, 2010
Rays having a lot of hitting problems right now.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
So much for the not-as-good-Aybar
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Manny Aybar
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Man I hate getting that pop-up when a thread closes.
oh well.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
clap ON clap OFF
clap on clap off the game thread
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
is that a racoon or a possum
on the back of Jepsen’s neck just below his cap?
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
Stray cat
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
is that feathered?
clover_black - May 10, 2010
It's a party waiting to happen
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Holy shit! PsyKo is wearing a Mullet?
REDNECK!!!!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
gotta touch the collar to be a mullet
this one looks like a pregnant ferret
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
so the bullpen needs to break out of its slump and they all change their hair...
the fuentestace, the psykomullet…
Balls and Strikes - May 10, 2010
"Psykomullet" That's a classic.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Tribble
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
So if Erick is the Admiral, what is Willy...Commodore?
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Humidor?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Lt. JG.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
eyesore- ass-sore
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
Haha, good one
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
That ball is hitting the glove with AUTHORITY
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Ey!! You will respect mah Authoritah!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Show me your Hall Pass, bra
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
I AM THE DOWG
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
STFD
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Way to go Jepsen
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
NICE pitch
angelsfan7 - May 10, 2010
STFD Bartlett
red floyd - May 10, 2010
K'd
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Love Naps leaving
before the ump even gestures
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
It's cool as long as Pyzenski is not up to bat
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
or whatever the hell is name is
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Pure-shit-ski
red floyd - May 10, 2010
K'd
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 10, 2010
65-57 Lakers 5:46 3rd
red floyd - May 10, 2010
I stopped watching at the half
That got a lot closer
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
If you're interested
four-letter-network gamecast: http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/gamecast?gameId=300510026
red floyd - May 10, 2010
That would be the F*&^ yeah right there.
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Get out the brooms brother
the Suns are next!
Raaddad - May 10, 2010
Careful what you wish for.
b0rd3rline - May 10, 2010
Does anyone else think it should be Fuentes 7, Jepsen 8, Rodney 9?
But this is also an evaluation of pre-mustachioed Fuentes, so could be completely different now.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Yeah
We are in the Stash era. No need to stray from what works. Fuentes for the 9th
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Wait to see what the mustache brings
Then we have a poll to figure it out.
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
I think they should do it based on the lineup
and not based on who is the best pitcher. Fuentes should face mostly lefties, even last year the guy just did not allow extra base hits to lefties.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
Yeah thats really ideal
But Scioscia has always been a this inning guy.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
and only 1 inning
it is taboo for anyone to pitch a second inning out of the pen lately
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
I agree (but it won't happen)
also because Rockin Rodney is lights out in the 9th
Raaddad - May 10, 2010
Another thing I really like about Tampa Bay
They keep winning, as will the Yanks, that will ensure bo Red Sux this year in the play-offs
Raaddad - May 10, 2010
the red sux will get in, they have help
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Did you order the umps?
I did my job!
DID YOU ORDER THE UMPS?
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
[with thanks to WiHaloFan]
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Ok now this next inning is where common sense says
you have Fuentes pitch instead of Rodney. 4 out of the next 5 batters in the Ray’s lineup are lefties and Brian owns the lefties. Of course, Rodney is going to come in to face them, even though Jepsen only threw 10 pitches…..
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
Bartlett, not doin good for my fantasy team...oh well.
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
GARZA SHOWING WOODY UP....might be the kiss of death
And the way Reagins is running the SALT LAKE CITY SHUTTLE.
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
Woody has no options left
If we let him go he has to clear waivers 1st
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Who wants him now?
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
Someone would claim him off waivers
It’s low risk.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I'm thinking he'll clear waivers
Raaddad - May 10, 2010
no way
wumbug - May 10, 2010
I doubt it
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
He's cheap and has (perceived at least) potential
He wouldnt clear waivers
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I doubt it, even with his struggles, some team would most likely pick him up
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
I hate to admit this, but I don't know what clearing waivers means
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Here ya go
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_transactions#Waivers
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Beat me to it
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
thanks!
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Everyone point and laugh!!!...
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
cruel
wumbug - May 10, 2010
Can't post my Nelson pic
red floyd - May 10, 2010
ha ha!
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
I said ha ha
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
nice pic no pic
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
LETS GO HALOS
Aloha everyone. Been staying in Waikiki for the past couple of days. Great weather, great times.
eyespy - May 10, 2010
north shore = greatest movie of all time?
clover_black - May 10, 2010
Damn I feel for Brandon.
He really needs a hit. Or a slumpbuster.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
nice KId..... but in over his head in the Bigs
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
He needs to hang out with Aybar to find a slumpbuster
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Hey Rev
If someone posts a link to a legitimate feed for a Pirates game, is it still a pirate feed?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
LOL
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Norman Coordinate!!!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Everything I say is a lie. I'm lying.
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Logic is a little bird twittering among the trees.
Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
Are your circuits in order? Your ears are green.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
If Esteban Yan Isn't in the Majors,
Does he still suck?
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
If two people get married in West Virginia and divorced in Tennessee,
are they still brother and sister?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Only if the Paternal grandfather is from Kentucky red.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Or their last name is Aybar
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
I saw a Yan jersey at the last game against the Yankees in April, no lie.
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
I saw a Jose Guillen jersey at the same series
I told the guy he had some serious cojones for wearing it
red floyd - May 10, 2010
At the yard sale the other week at the stadium,
I wanted to buy a Macpherson jersey so I could burn it. But it wasn’t worth the $5.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
Rodney pitching
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
4 out of the next 5 guys are lefties and Fuentes is riding pine
589 OPS against them last year…
and oh yea only 1 for 9 against him this year……
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
Time for some Weird Beard Mojo
red floyd - May 10, 2010
No surprise there
Should really just keep in Jepsen or go to Fuentes with all the lefties coming up. But Rodney is the 8th inning guy…
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Fuentes will be in there to face the righties.... no worries.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
No save situation
Fuentes can sit down
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
that Changeup is pretty dirty
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
beard poll
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
wierd
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
HAHA
Chia pet goatee still gets me
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Rojas said facepalm fiesta earlier
And I was laughing for quite a bit.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Well, S-Rod did slap Crawford in the face
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Rodney's is definitely better.
Looks like it wants to jump out and strangle someone.
Garza’s is kind of gay.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Beard talk
with your hosts Victor Rojas And Gubi
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
This ^^^
red floyd - May 10, 2010
You know who I miss?
Darren Freakin’ Oliver.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
should have offered him arbitration
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
I think it was a sign of respect to him... He wanted to go home, and the Halos declined arb to make it easier for him.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
yea I can maybe see that...
but if I wanted to switch jobs and my current job did what they could to keep me…. I would also see that as a sign of respect. Not sure it’s too wise to let one of your most reliable relievers go to a divisional rival for nothing, respect or no respect.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
I agree.
He’s the only player I really wish we hadn’t let leave. But we had to pick Q instead.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
Time for the Rockin Rodney show!!!!
Raaddad - May 10, 2010
72-65 2:15 3rd
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Grazi
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
They're getting closer.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the Jazz pull this one out tonight.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Fuentes stache...is it more..JEFF KENT or JOHN HOLMES?
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
I would say creepy guy in the windowless van at the middle school type stache.
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
He looks like a cop
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Still talking beards.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Better than falling asleep
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
better than bitching about a losing game
http://www.halosheaven.com/2010/5/10/1466976/7th-inning-not-quite-stretch-game#
ladybug - May 10, 2010
Does anything else matter?
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Rodney not bringing it all tonight
Hasn’t gone above 96 yet
red floyd - May 10, 2010
6-3 DP
red floyd - May 10, 2010
That was insanely lucky
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
DP!
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Nice DB
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
We signed a cornerback?
Was it Cromartie with all his illegitimate children? Maybe he could replace the production of Vlad.
b0rd3rline - May 10, 2010
Do I get nothing for that?
Geez, what a harsh crowd! :-p
b0rd3rline - May 10, 2010
Nice DP.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Thats what i meant
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
Hey Rodney, you don't have to kill Longoria
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
Maybe Naps called it for earlier?
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Bell confirmed
link
wumbug - May 10, 2010
That news is so 2 hours ago.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
not in print
wumbug - May 10, 2010
gameday had it reflected in the rosters at game time
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
you win
wumbug - May 10, 2010
but im also just being difficult. Thanks for the link.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
even I saw that one earlier
ladybug - May 10, 2010
Fox Trax
Yeah, that pitch was way out of the zone.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Good thing they got that DP, huh
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Ackbar stayed on target!
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Back to 12. 77-65 0:36
red floyd - May 10, 2010
I didn't know basketball games existed
before the 4th quarter.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
Keep the shut out
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
Why isn't frandsend playing tongith?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Because I said so, that's why
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
you want to settle this outside?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Letssettlethisatthejunglegym.com
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
idonthavehealthinsurance.edu
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
whinylittlegirls.org
ladybug - May 10, 2010
lemonparty.org
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
omgrusrs.com
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Quack Quack
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
Quack Quack
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Because we have Brandon Webb
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Woody's last chance
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
so the frandman plays a mean 3B or what?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
He's only going to spot start
Wood is the starter at the present.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
gotcha?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
didn’t mean to put a question mark at the end of that
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Because Q didn't tell him where to buy the lasagna
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Pena is a great changeup hitter
don’t really like this matchup, did they show Pena’s numbers against Rodney?
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
Divide by 0
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
first ab right now?
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
No idea. I was just assuming since they usually put that stuff on-screen
Sorry, mayn.
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
— Albert Einstein
red floyd - May 10, 2010
F-Rod still hasn't gone above 96.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
His beards at a 99 right now though
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
80-67 end of 3
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Wow.
There goes that rally.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
Go Clippers.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
No, boats make me sea sick
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Come on Rodney just get this out
TheAngelsColts - May 10, 2010
Rodney making it interesting
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
I think he's trying to set it up so Fuentes can get a save.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
with all the baserunners
he’s taken all the lefties out of play for Fuentes
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
trAdition!
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Rodney tried to clock Bora$$ with that
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
That would be OK.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
always innnerestin
with Rodney
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
he wants the pressure
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
someone just passed fred McGriff
for some Rays record
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
"Use the beard, Luke..."
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Let go of your feelings....
And throw a damn strike!!
halofolife - May 10, 2010
I feel like I could take on the whole empire all by myself
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Let's Go Fernando!
44FAN - May 10, 2010
Is the Fuentestache stealing Mojo from the Weird Beard?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Dammit F-Rod and Juancho
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Were can i get a pic of Fuentes Mustache?????
aldo H - May 10, 2010
Patience
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Damn wanted to peep it
aldo H - May 10, 2010
Save situation now, so the Fuentesaurus' Fuentestache will be in
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Yea cant wait for it please no drama today
aldo H - May 10, 2010
At least Juan tried
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Gotdammit Johnny
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
i am close to giving up on Juan Rivera
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
did he dog it on that hit or what?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
he just pussed out
eee the ball might hurt me …..wahhhh
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
haha
I used to do that when I was a kid, but I hear it’s frowned upon in the majors.
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Rivera blows
as soon as he has a really hot July, trade him at the deadline for someone useful.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
his contract is user-friendly
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
Precisely
he could bring in a stud reliever, straight up, if you time the trade right.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
Shutout over
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
I'm sorry but does anyone out there really think Fuentes
wouldn’t have done better than 1 out from 4 lefties??
now when Fuentes does come in he’s going to have to face righties…..
So absurd.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
You don't believe in the power of the 'stache
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
I belive in that shit growing it for the NHL playoffs Sharks fan here
aldo H - May 10, 2010
canon arm
unfortunately with canon legs
clover_black - May 10, 2010
Not a great night for Johnny Rivers.
Says Captain Obvious.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
That just looked bad Juan, shame on you.
44FAN - May 10, 2010
Can Pineiro come back in and close this out?
Or if not, can i get paid 400K to come in to pitch in the 8th and stink?
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
It worked for Speier
halofolife - May 10, 2010
i said 400k, not 4 million
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
There goes the shutout...
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
It would be nice to have a speedy outfield
Can’t wait for Trout and Bourjos
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Trout Batting on Cube is 99
aldo H - May 10, 2010
?
huh?
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
scouting report
its out of 100. power / batting /speed / contact / patience
clover_black - May 10, 2010
on baseball cube his contact is 99 out of 100
aldo H - May 10, 2010
Rodney does not have all his stuff tonight.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Woot!
Now let’s get out of this game.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
With a win, of course.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
That was the Rays' first run in 24 innings.
I almost had a heart attack.
killa3312 - May 10, 2010
Send Juan Rivera a thank you card for that one.
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
and even that took a horrible managing job with a LF playing with a leg full of metal
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
oh boo-hoo, you are at least in 1st place in your div
44FAN - May 10, 2010
24 innings without a run takes a toll on you.
Regardless of your position in the division.
killa3312 - May 10, 2010
You have point, we're not that far out of first.
and it hasn’t been fun at all when we were in the heart of our slump
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
What is this word "were", that you're using?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
were and we're, as in we are, as opposed to we were young once
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
N, the word "were" as in "we were in the heart of our slump"
red floyd - May 10, 2010
I'm not following your question.
we’re not on the same page as we were before
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Implying that this is only a temporary bump in the slump
red floyd - May 10, 2010
my mistake. In my opinion, our slump ended when we beat the M;s twice in a row
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
plus i’m on the 41 man roster
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
grow a pair
44FAN - May 10, 2010
That inning had everything in it. It was a Smorgasbeard if you will.
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Good one Rex.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Now hopefully the Angels
can goatee off on Rays’ pitching.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
^^^ Is that a win or a fail? I can't decide.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
heyoooo
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Damn... I just realized that I'm missing 24.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
DVR FTW
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
Hulu for free ftw
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Yeah, or fox.com.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
No DVR
red floyd - May 10, 2010
It's on hulu
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Yeah
but Hulu sometimes fucks up, and I can’t watch it until the next day.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
Yeah it does occasionally
I have better experience with it than going straight to the network’s site.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
sometimes
PIRATEs used to put their ships in BAYs in order to . ORGanize their booty.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
I have no idea what you're talking about
thumbs nose wink
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Say no more!!!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
OMGUzzz
FBI
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I've never watched 24.
Not one episode.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Apparently Jack Bauer killed Kiefer Sutherland... because Jack Bauer gets played by no man
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Go start
watch seasons 1,2,3, half of 4, all of 5, skip 6, watch 7, and find someone who can cut out every single scene involving Dana and Freddie Prinze Jr. in season 8.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
4 was good... Marwan was the ultimate anti-Jack
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Yeah, it had its moments
hell, even season 6 had the most mind-blowing opening episodes ever (except maybe the opening episodes to season 5). But I dunno…it was just like “okay, that attack failed, now let’s do this one…okay that one failed, let’s try another. hmm, that didn’t work. good thing we had a plan D…”
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
I think the most awesome scene was from S3 when Jack shot Chappelle
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Yup
best scene in the show’s history.
Also, any scene with David Palmer and Sherry after their relationship went downhill.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
But, but,
I love Freddy Prinze Jr.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
He's no Chico or the Man
red floyd - May 10, 2010
I watched through 6
And I hated season 6 so much that I haven’t watched an episode since.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
me either
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
What's "Horn Rim" Joe thinking with Garza?
angelfan1954 - May 10, 2010
Evil Fuentes warming up!
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
Ha.
That’s a keeper.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
Still has the Fuentestache?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
we can only hope
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
yes
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Fuentes now the xxx factor
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
That last inning is why Rivera doesn't dive more often
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Too many empty seats at Angels Stadium tonight
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
monday... plus a laker game.
clover_black - May 10, 2010
Speaking of which, 88-76, 8:45
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Awesome
halofan4life - May 10, 2010
ah
I hadn’t considered the Laker game
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Everyone is holdin out for the bucket hats tomorrow
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
i wants one
who’s a goin’, and who’s a sellin’
eyespy - May 10, 2010
That thing is ugly as sin
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I wish they'd do the fishing hats
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
sherlock holmes hats
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Derby hats
red floyd - May 10, 2010
There's a fedora on the docket for later this year
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Gotta get that just to wear to a Linux trade show.
A red fedora?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
No pic yet
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
there you go
eyespy - May 10, 2010
That would be cool, I'd be down with one of them.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
it's not a bucket hat either
there’s a bill/brim on it
eyespy - May 10, 2010
Gnome game is where it's at
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
that game will sell out
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
I just bought my tix of stub hub today
I usually wait till day before. Not taking chances on this one.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Hellz yeah
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Just remember,
The pictures on the OF fences do not reflect gnomes actual size. ;)
halofolife - May 10, 2010
He also needs to keep an eye on his underpants
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Business Plan
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Oh man
I have to go rewatch that episode.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Exactly
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Gotta love South Park.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Damn
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I know I was disappointed when I saw they weren't actual size
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Gotta rent U-Haul for part of the season to get it home
eyespy - May 10, 2010
I can't afford that
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
We did that a couple of seasons back.
He doesn’t have the balls to carry the Gnome.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
And he got diverted to New York by some broad
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
I wasn't aware he was still in possession of his testicles
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
He's not. That's my point.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
What date is that game?
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
5/25
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
25th I think
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Plus a 3-7 road trip
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
2-8?
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
we WISH!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
thats what it looks like without the "bandwagoners"
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Under .500 and on a weekday
It’ll be empty.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I told you guys the bandwagoners and fairweathers were dropping.
Shoulda listened.
It’s only the hard, only the strong, now.
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
they will be back.
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
onc ethey realize we were just giving the other teams a head start!!!!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Bunch of Arcadians...
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Cuban Missle get a hit for my Fantasy
aldo H - May 10, 2010
Japanese night, Godzilla. do something!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
is it really Japanese night?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
yup
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
That's what they said on the radio
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
red floyd - May 10, 2010
TMI
eyespy - May 10, 2010
and the radio never lies
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Not Jose "Abroo" Mota
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Garza's a tweeker
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Dude! The out of focus camera in CF on X-Mo looks like one of those machines from War of the Worlds
I thought Garza was screwed!
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Matsui san with the Wok!
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
How about an MVP at bat sometime Godzilla?
Think about the Japanese press.
44FAN - May 10, 2010
atone, Juan
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
willits sighting
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
My gay dog is asleep.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Why is A-Rod staying at your place?
I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
A+
for enthusiasm
haloduck - May 10, 2010
No, seriously... my dog is gay.
He pees like a girl dog
He lies down with his front legs crossed “just so”
Before the cat died, it beat the shit out of him all the time (he weighed 90, the cat weighed maybe 8 or 9).
He looks “fabulous” when he comes back from the groomers
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Oh I thought you meant he tried to have sex with other male dogs
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
I had a male dog who actually did this
And he also did pee like a female dog, and was kinda a wimp. So maybe?
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
my cat lies down with his front legs crossed
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
My grandmother's 15 year old calico,
Used to beat the crap out of my sons dog. It was a doberman.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
CKOD FTW!
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Let's Go Halos!
44FAN - May 10, 2010
whats matsui doing in may besides getting older than shit
clover_black - May 10, 2010
Taking shits?
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Selling shit in Japan, and probably Irvine too.
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
I heard he almost done with his third quilt
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Is it a Snuggie?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
sounds comfy.
clover_black - May 10, 2010
oh God.....he's gonna pitch!!!!!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Q?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Juancho whiff
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
Evil Fuentes time!
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
96-85 5.21 to go
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
You're not supposed to miss both free throws, Artest.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
There's the Stache!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
it's trash!
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
xxx factor
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
he needs handlebars
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
and the little patch unde rhis lip
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
ahh, the Dirty Fuentes.
clover_black - May 10, 2010
Looks like it should be in the Beastie Boys
“SABOTAGE” video
eyespy - May 10, 2010
do you know Sabotage was going to be an instrumental
and they only wrote the lyrics at the very last minute?
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
Bab Ass Dudes
eyespy - May 10, 2010
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
Our 4-5-6 is 1 for 10 tonight with no RBI's
fail
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Evil Fuentes
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
K
angelsfan7 - May 10, 2010
K. 1 out
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
RAWR!!!! K
1 down
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Soooooooooooo
Can we call Fuentes “Dirty Sanchez” from now on
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
This Fuentes doesn't take any prisoners....
Crap!
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
So does Fuentes let a runner on to get the save?
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
its already a save situation
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Doesn't tying run have to be on deck?
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
3 runs start of inning is a save (tying run will come to the plate)
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Yeah it's a bad stat
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
He already is in a save situation
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
No, there's a 3-run lead
It’s a save situation
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
isnt 3 runs a save?
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
10.19 Saves For Relief Pitchers
A save is a statistic credited to a relief pitcher, as set forth in this Rule 10.19.
The official scorer shall credit a pitcher with a save when such pitcher meets all four of the following conditions:
(a) He is the finishing pitcher in a game won by his team;
(b) He is not the winning pitcher;
© He is credited with at least a third of an inning pitched; and
(d) He satisfies one of the following conditions:
(1) He enters the game with a lead of no more than three runs and pitches for at least one inning;
(2) He enters the game, regardless of the count, with the potential tying run either on base, or at bat or on deck (that is, the potential tying run is either already on base or is one of the first two batters he faces); or
(3) He pitches for at least three innings.
Balls and Strikes - May 10, 2010
Alright
I was unawares of the 1st provision
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
The Fuentestache isn't thick enough to be a full-on porn 'stache yet
red floyd - May 10, 2010
single x only
OC Awhole1 - May 10, 2010
cinemax soft style still
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Doesn’t it make more sense to have had
Fuentes pitch in the 8th where all the leftys clumped together, then Rodney in the 9th where the rightys were?
phoenix15 - May 10, 2010
you don't question the soth dude
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
too complicated
eyespy - May 10, 2010
yea that's what I said
probably cost them 2 runs….. but hopefully they’ll still win.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
No
because Rodney is the set-up man, and Fuentes is the closer, silly.
Didn’t you read the Mike Scioscia “rules to managing a bullpen” handbook?
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
CRAP
angelsfan7 - May 10, 2010
from erick aybar????
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
jeez Victor
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
brandon webb is our 3rd baseman also.
clover_black - May 10, 2010
yup. ghost of Vin Scully
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
switch hitter?
eyespy - May 10, 2010
I was wondering if anyone else heard that.
bc56274 - May 10, 2010
oh god......
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Trash the stache Fuentes.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
How often is "very effective" and "89 MPH" used in the same sentance?
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
dallas braden
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
depends
what’s a sentance?
eyespy - May 10, 2010
I think people who spell it that way usually end up serving one
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Or get it ...
tattooed on their back
eyespy - May 10, 2010
Only when referring to Deloreans that are time machines Nate.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Evil Fuentes sometimes will leave meatballs
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Eric Aybar
just hit a home run off Fuentes! That traitor
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Crap, what happened to Evil Fuentes?
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
He was evil
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Damn. The Stache has some powerful Fuentes-ness to overcome
red floyd - May 10, 2010
what did we expect!!!
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
I just came back from leaving you guys.....
I’ve had enough of Fuentes!
wumbug - May 10, 2010
This wouldn't be an angels game without some 9th inning stress
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
So Rodney struggled in 8th with all the lefties
Fuentes struggling in 9th with all the righties.
Umm…yeah.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Sosh is braindead.
clover_black - May 10, 2010
He doesn't have
Girardi’s magic matchup book
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Replay, please.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
No way was he safe
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
Replay showed too close to call
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Fuentes is about to blow the game
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
UUUDDDGGGGEEEE!!!!
Is that what you meant to say moosemastr?
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Get this mofo, Fuentes!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
107-85 Sweep
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
It's over
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
jazz fans in agony
makes me warm inside
clover_black - May 10, 2010
Yep. The Jello's jigglin' and the butter's gettin' hard.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
At least they can go drink away their feelings
Wait, that’s not right.
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Come on, get out of this freaking game.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
Use the Stache, Brian! Use the Stache!
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Please don't walk zobrist to get to longoria...
101halo - May 10, 2010
Too Late
red floyd - May 10, 2010
bri bri
is in total control
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
of what?
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
His super sweet stache
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
speaking of sweetness
my loyal playoff hockey beard is heading to game 6 tomorrow.
am i excited, yes.
am i bringing my electric razor just in case, yes
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
Cmon Fuentes
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
give him the lukewarmer ricky
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
Lol
red floyd - May 10, 2010
whoa
zobrist has no homeruns
yet
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
he is due
and so is Fuentes
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
Ugh
haloduck - May 10, 2010
our closer, folks!!!!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Well shit.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
God damn it Evil Fuentes
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
Ugh
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
wow the stash really is trash
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
ooooooooh
fuenty doesnt have the stuff to get a game ending steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerike
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
No one to blame but Soth if this thing goes sour
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
there's no way he can blow this game
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
Bets?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
i'll put the farm on it
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
How much is your mortgage underwater on that farm?
red floyd - May 10, 2010
It's actually underwater
Floods
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
he just did
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
See you said it
It happens
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
No. No. NO. NO. NOOOOO.
Do NOT give up this game!!!
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 10, 2010
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
clover_black - May 10, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
angelsfan7 - May 10, 2010
I called it
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Does it make you feel good
to call that the Angels will fail?
haloduck - May 10, 2010
no
I was pessimistic about Fuentes abilities, or lack thereof
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Yeah that's unnecessary
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Dammit Fuentes.
BrownLunchSack - May 10, 2010
Way to go
Fuentes
haloduck - May 10, 2010
Son of a...
101halo - May 10, 2010
I blame the little patch of hair on his chin, when he had just the stache, he did fine
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
FUCK you Soth
this game is on you and your bullpen usage…. put guys in roles they can do well in. you did the exact opposite.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
fuentes is his closer and he sticks to his guns, how is this a surprise to people still?
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
it's not a suprise
it’s idiotic.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
Dirty Sanchez gets punished for nibbling the edges
Epic Dean - May 10, 2010
they call me the bri man
i know what you’re asking yourself, and yes, i have a name for my vagina
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
DFA THE STACHE
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
sigh
RexTookMyStash - May 10, 2010
lol Fuentes
Can we cut the entire bullpen except Jepsen?
hobbit_86 - May 10, 2010
rodney?
Balls and Strikes - May 10, 2010
now he hits a guy?!?!?!?!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
Wow
I figured Fuentes sucked and all, but I figured we’d at least win 4-3.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
pull the fucker already!!!!!!!!!
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Fuentes is out of control
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Wasn’t that expected
with a hot hitting right hander up to bat? Longoria vs. Fuentes, pretty obvious who wins.
phoenix15 - May 10, 2010
Should have walked him to pitch to Pena
red floyd - May 10, 2010
who was pitching today?
maybe fuentes is just trying to get wins the only way he knows
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
Pineiro
Who needs to beat the shit out of Fuentes after the game.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Oh dear Christ.
I’m going to bed. I’m going to fail my finals tomorrow. I HATE YOU FUENTES!!!!!! GRRRRRAHHHHH
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
Percival is in the stadium
Can we put him in???
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
suit him up!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
I bet he's laughing his ass off...
“THIS is your closer????”
red floyd - May 10, 2010
Well, we got a brand new ball game folks.
Those boos are for you Brian, you craptastic waste of roster space.
halofolife - May 10, 2010
he a big league closer!!
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
Facial hair matters not...
for Fuentes pulls off “suck” with so many different looks
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 10, 2010
at least the Lakers won :)
desecrator09 - May 10, 2010
So we went from winning in every single inning all game
to having to fight for our lives to not lose in the 9th.
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
he only throw 8 balls
THE BRIGHT SIDE
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
Good idea
maybe Percy has a bit more gas in his tank to throw 1 inning?
phoenix15 - May 10, 2010
Manager of the Year my ass...
and anyone who says hindsight is 20-20 can go jump off a cliff
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
last years MotY
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
omg
take him out. who else do we have?!!! grrrrrrrrrr ……………..
lightupthehalo - May 10, 2010
Pineiro did not deserve this.
angelsfan7 - May 10, 2010
So
DFA
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
He wants the win
saves are over rated
eyespy - May 10, 2010
brian fuentes is a professional baseball player.
clover_black - May 10, 2010
a rich ass baseball player
Balls and Strikes - May 10, 2010
my god, fuentes is fantastic tonight!
daze - May 10, 2010
Wtf Fuentes
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Nice Fuentes
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
Is this guy for real? Good God!
bc56274 - May 10, 2010
Can you DFA a pitcher, while the pitcher is still pitching?
halofolife - May 10, 2010
Hopefully
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Now he's throwing behind him.
Get that retard outta this ball game. For crying out loud.
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
WOW
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
WOW
STOP THIS FUENTES
Slyintine - May 10, 2010
Napster just saved the game.
or what’s left of it
haloduck - May 10, 2010
Naps is pissed
eyespy - May 10, 2010
he ain't the only one!
firebird81 - May 10, 2010
this against a team that hadn't scored in 24 innings.
MH252525 - May 10, 2010
exactly
Fred Fredrix - May 10, 2010
Not sure what that means
since many consider them the best team in baseball
haloduck - May 10, 2010
he is Ankiel wild right now
what a save by Naps
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 10, 2010
never seen that on gameday before
holy crap
hobbit_86 - May 10, 2010
Boooooooooooooooooooo
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
what the
get him out
please
put in the fat dude in the pen
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
Jesus
I could at least get the ball near the zone
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
It's like the fucking stock market
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 10, 2010
SELLLLLLLL
linkbruin - May 10, 2010
Black MONDAY
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
SELL
SELL SELL
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - May 10, 2010
Abandon ship!!!
moosemastr - May 10, 2010
You've got dysentery!
eyespy - May 10, 2010
Sosh
maybe you should talk to your dominant closer who’s sitting in the stadium. Percival’s probably better then Fuentes even if Percy’s +35
phoenix15 - May 10, 2010
in this inning ...
homer, single, double, walk, hit batsman, wild pitch …… shut it down folks, Sosh just wanted to throw this one away.
lightupthehalo - May 10, 2010
Anything for his buddy Joe
salmonforever - May 10, 2010
GET UP MIKE
Commander_Nate - May 10, 2010
Why does Fuentes suck so bad?
SportsChicken - May 10, 2010
he is an closer
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
i'd blame the moustache...
but he’s been complete shit since before he could grow facial hair
daze - May 10, 2010
Thank you Howie.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
yes the inning is over
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
Howie saved us
~MMP~ - May 10, 2010
Maybe another Matsui clutch hit?
phoenix15 - May 10, 2010
he was PR for
BigBangRobbDawgg - May 10, 2010
willits PR for him
DAD OF VLAD - May 10, 2010
Too bad no one will be on base when he does it.
SportsChicken - May 10, 2010
Hit the shower Brian.
Thanks for nothing jack-ass. Even your mom thinks you suck!!!
halofolife - May 10, 2010
111-96 Final. No, that's not Fuentes' Ball-strike ratio.
red floyd - May 10, 2010
new thread
go puke at the VOMIT THREAD game thread 3
Rev Halofan - May 10, 2010
At least we'll get an f'n walk off win
ryanfea - May 10, 2010
Pineiro pitched great
but our fucking bullpen can not hold a 4 run lead ? Worse, freakin’ Fuentes HAS to give up 3 runs ?
WE SUCK!
infant - May 10, 2010
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