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4-5 game thread II

ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 05:  Former Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim outfielder Tim Salmon shakes hands with Scot Shields #62 after throwing the ceremonial first pitch prior to the game against the Minnesota Twins on Opening Day at Angel Stadium on April 5, 2010 in Anaheim, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

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about 2 years ago: ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 05: Former Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim outfielder Tim Salmon shakes hands with Scot Shields #62 after throwing the ceremonial first pitch prior to the game against the Minnesota Twins on Opening Day at Angel Stadium on April 5, 2010 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Tim Salmon threw out the first pitch. Scot Shields caught it.

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that took a while
yeah you sit your ass down
Was the last thread that slow?

I thought it was moving pretty well

In 3 years I have never had a problem with slow threads

I still wish pics were allowed. The Flintstone posters ruined that.

blame it on gazoo

he also got the flintstones cancelled

Sit DOWN Morneau.
He didn't like that call, did he.
Weave is settling a bit
One bad pitch to Young...
yeah, but he was visibly angry after

wasn’t sure how that would affect him

My laptop is having trouble with the rush of posts.
hopefully, it will calm down as the season goes on
Yeah, because it's going to Ireland with me pretty soon.

I think it hates this format or something, because I had some troubles with it last year too. However it was good enough last sumer when I was sitting in the Sacto airport following the game on HH and gameday.

I just had to switch to Firefox.

Internet Explorer 7 literally locked up. I had to reboot. All better now. I think.

Maybe I'll do that. There was another platform that I liked, can't remember what it was called. Started with an O.
Opera
That's the one. I wonder if I'd still like it, all these years later.

Imagine not remembering that name, and me with a degree in music. Duh.

nice play Woody
nice play by Wood

don’t F up Brandon

There you go Wood.
Wood gets the out.

Good play by the youngster.

Was busy eating ice cream...girl scout cookie, thin mint...

ONLY got one thing to say to the M and M boys…

K3YEROUT!

(Hunter, not so much, wft?)

am I the only one kinda freaked out

by that Mike Scioscia bust???

plus I think it goes against one of the Ten Commandments…. hehe

if you dont want it i will
looks kind of spooky, huh?!?!?
I can only imagine the horror of waking up next to it

and it being the first thing I see

I want it for my nightstand
well either that or my John Lackey

bobblehead…. where is the trash can again?

straight out of the haunted mansion
Zone shrinking for weaver a tad here.
Does Weav look better somehow this year? He's still a stringbean, but he looks physically stronger.
Must be if he's talking smack to Torii Hunter
He learned how to do the three inch punch
he has gone Badass Status
I think his velocity is up a notch or two too.
I thought I was imagining that. He's not known as a strikeout pitcher, at least not before tonight.
He averaged about a K per inning the second half of '08

And is up in the 7s usually.

K3yersoooout too

woohoo

1-2-3

Weaver in charge

Boo Yaa!

Nice pitch WTY.

How many strikeouts is that for Weav this game?
6 so far.

65 pitches through 4.

Arrrgg.

Dinner… later to all you HH’ers

crack of the whip
The man's gotta eat.
Lets get some more runs here
Time for the bats to get it in gear again.
According to Yahoo, Figgins has walked twice, stolen third twice, and started 2 DPs
Technically he's stolen 2nd twice, but everything else is accurate.

Ben Sheets is no longer good.

stop

you need to get over him.
he is gone and never coming back
You need find a new women
there are many in the ocean
she was never good for you

Relax! It all worked out great for everyone
can still be a fan
can I have a peso?
death to diamond clubbers
I sat there once last year.

Used the money I won in a student art show and took the mister for 4th of July.

checking in

Lets go Halos!

Hey....was that

blonde soon to be x Mrs. Los Doyers??? LOL

jajajajajajajaja

Come on Halos!
how the Swans doing?

another game today?

Played 2 days ago in round 2. Won that game to go 1-1.
Yay Opening Day!
Come on Howie. Same approach as before, work the count,

get a good pitch.

Damn, thought that was fair.
life isn't fair
Outta class, way to go boys!
ha class

I did this during class

no way

you have no class

It’s tough with a 8 person seminar and a roaming professor who doesn’t even know of the sport.

5 person seminar

did this during a film screening. where do u go to school?

UC Davis

Where the fact that I’m not wearing an SF on my hat makes me a target of verbal baseball abuse

funny story on your profile

I went to Game 6 of the ALCS the day before my midterm and got back to school at 4 am. At least you don’t get crap from Yankees and Red Sox fans.

They earned the right too

after we kicked their arses

total madness, my fingers aren't quick enough switching channels!!
Howie looks like he doesn't even know LF exists
Too much Over The Line
OK Wood, lookin' for a better AB here.
fernando rodney looks like a scary version of vladdy
Dude

Looks like a G. Hope he pitches like one

I missed the 1st

3 innings…who is that with Goooby?? he sounds ok…good announcer?

Victor Rojas

from MLB TV

He's kinda bland.
did he show any

excitement when Jeff hit the homer??

Not that I remember.

I think there needs to be a teeny bit of excitement when something like that happens.

AGREED

another word would be boring

I could get out the Thesaurus.
swinging through a 3-1 fastball...

cmon Wood you are better than this

Wood reacting late.
that foul ball was his best swing of the night
Free Brandon Wood !
no shit

he looks like he is going to cry

But

His facial hair looks cool

K3yersoout Woody

:((

Wood needs to hit

Maice wants his spot

nerves.

Get him a Xanax.

dude if Wood goes like 3 for his first 25

and we have to see Q start like 2 games a week I’ll be pissed

Maybe thats what Q is on the roster for

Peer Pressure. If you don’t succeed I’ll take your spot.

Swingin' right through balls. Ease up on the swing, Brandon, contact.
Maybe nextime B.Dub
if i wasnt already wedded to the nickname Sheriff I'd totally use B.Dub
He looks uncomfortable up there.

Needs to ratchet down.

Put it in play

Brandon

Experiment over. Mancrush closed. Fans have moved on.
Re-sign

Matt Brown!

harsh

read the thread...

get the gist.

it'a all snark
did someone shout fire

in this movie theater?

you said bomb on an airplane
I was reacting to the chorus, not any one guy.

Practically a glee club.

wasn't expecting that Corona commercial
I so woulda held it over her whilst I opened it...
We were laughing. We thought it was turnabout for the one where the guy watches the babe walk past.
Dude should have pointed the beer at her and moved to pop the cap.
Accursed swinging bunts.
another interview aarrrg

at least he said he’s rooting for the Angels

liar

hard not to like him
Zzzzzzz

are the Angels afraid of their own team as to take away from the players in order to have boring ass interview after interview???

had to read that three times

but I agree

Rod Carew!!!

Always loved him…..

He looks good

in that Angel warm-up jacket

and name checked by adam sandler

in the immortal hannakuh song

anyone watching the national championship as well?
yes 1 point game 49 secs left
I'm willing to bet

you got money on it

No not this one.

I did not like the lines

Usually do though

My fingers can't flip channels fast enough!!!

no bones sticking out, no foul..

49 seconds, 1 pt game
Tying run on third.

Need one of those K’s Weave.

Or one of Jered's famous pop flies.
the Butler did it

or did it????

13 seconds left

down one with the ball

F*^*K another timeout

can’t wait for college basketball to be over

tie game again
Tied up, 3-3.
Wah....Huh????

Whahappen???

Tied up...sac fly

:(

Alright, offense, Rev it up.
Inning over.

New game.

Library closing

see you guys in a minute

Peace out Rod
16 seconds , Butler ball
down by 1
and...

another F-ing commercial

go Butler
oh well

midnight…Cinderella’s dead

Clanged off the rim.
Mathis be a hero
Let's Go Halos!
Off the bat I thought it was a gapper...

lo and behold, NOT!

try and explain that play like Phyzz would
Swinging at the first pitch fastball only works once, Jeff.
Duke won.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Gag me with a spoon.
Was amazingly close

Final shot by Butler almost banked in for a 3 to win.

Fan with a Cubs jackett and a Halos hat

Was that Bugs Hubby?

that was buddy hacketts son in that jackett
seeing eye single
Aybar base hit!
Jess! Jeeee-yes !
Eybar leadoff single...

nice

Mathis was leadoff.
run Aprilbar run
Way to go General
Don't get picked off
Alright boys, here we go.
Chupa, time to get off the deck.
Chuba not Chupa
or is that chupa for suck
Thought Chupa was short for Chupacabreu? 0_o
Chupacabreu, I choose you@
pokemon references for good luck
Damnit Chupa.
Where is Abreu? Who is this imposter?
He hasn't gone 3-2 ONCE. >:(
Let's go Torii.
Uh.....Torii
leths go toriiiii
torii's kinda sthlow tonight
Sniff it Torii, you know you want to...
Does he do that too?
leths go toriiiii
having trouble with a 90mph fastball

wtf

NOW we need another interview
The only Angels that have even tried to pull the ball

are Rivera and Mathis….

They are 2-4 with a homer and 2 rbis

Is it just me or is the sound

robotic?

its the robotic overlords

cuz you are dead.

you can't kill me

I’m already dead

same thing here

weird….

maybe

It’s because we are both in HB

ok

better now

the fact that i can hear the crowd

in between pleasant pauses form the announcers balances any “robotic” quality to their delivery.

to beer or not to beer

that is my question

Always answers itself
I will, thank you
if you are not driving

chug a domestic and sip an import … also good advice for your next threesome

and savor a good micro brew!
Grrrracias !

I shall sip another

I didn't think there was ever a question in your mind.
Hula Dula still alive.

C’mon Torii…

Family photo

hahaha

such a rare site nowadays

did you see the demographics of that family

diverse?

depends on the governments definition
Nice walk.

Go go Godzilla.

C'mon Stan

Be a hero

A's finally scored off of Felix

they have runners at 1st and 2nd with 1 out too, down by 2 runs

Storyline requires a ribbie here, right?
That's the way I wrote it.
Author! Author!
No Razzie for me tonight!
Let's go

Hideki!

Damn. Just foul
BB.

Lightning flashes along Godzilla’s spines.

Yes
You could feel it coming.
Like when you wake up in Liberal Kansas and the sky is like a gray metal dome, with little flashes of light at the horizon.
AAAAHHHHHHHHH

i thought it was a goner

Godzirra with the RBI
GODZILLAAAAAA
Like a runaway Corolla.
Damn straight!! 4-3 Angels!
S T A N

Is The Man !

Vladdy woulda grounded out.
incorrect

he would have GIDP, with 2 outs :P

on a slow roller to the pitcher
Hell Ya

Knowudime sayin

Welcome to Anaheim!
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Buhhbyyye Baker
JUst ask Adam and Eve

the first Ribby is the sweetest

Tom's BBQ Pit

Rte. 281 in Little York, NY

Rev...if you can, checkthe last e-mail I sent.
STAN!!!

Konichi Wa my friend.

MATSUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I gotta fever, and the only prescription

is MORE KOWBELL.

Godzilla comes through.

Time for the Twins to change pitchers, and for me to get another beer.

I GOT A FEVER
you need

Japanese Ambien

<3 godzillaaaaaaaaaaa

Bye Baker

We had the Butcher and the Baker, hadn’t seen the Candlestick maker.

I come back

and apparently shit happened.

lots of it!

Hideki delivered a RBI.

Moar Kowbell plz
It's Time

Tony Montana

sure wish we had Jack Cust ab right now
did he accept the demotion?
Nice reference.

funny…didn’t he just get cut by Oakland?

He'll take the demotion

$2.35M is on the line if he refuses the assignment.

If you were the Sacramento River Cats

You would!

Mi Imperial es muy buena

y muy frio

Pura Vida

one of my friends was in Costa Rica

she flew into San Jose and went to this place called Terraba

sure it wasn't a town called Turrialba
naw it was Terraba

but it was a small village. but she says Pura Vida all the time now

Stan the Man!
Stan replaced your man.
How clever, but still...

:(

your man did OK today
reporting for duty

Hello everyone, GO HALOS!

Hey Rex,

How’s the stash lookin’ this year?

He's in NorCal

It’s always good. ;)

Hey

It’s looking promising this year.

Good to hear bro,

Wish I could say the same. ;)

Aw, no es bueno.

Keep that lead, Jered.

Not that I think this will happen

but Soth should use Fuentes in the 7th, 8th or 9’th whenever Punto comes up to bat. That’s Punto, Span, Hudson, Mauer and Mourneau that are all lefties.

Fuentes did really good against lefties last year and we have a bunch of guys that can control righties.

Makes too much sense
smart move

we still got jepsen and rodney for the rest

1 down.

2 more Jered.

2 quick outs.
2 down.

1 more.

keepin joe mauer off the bags

makes me happy

That ain't helping my fantasy team

But I could care less right now.

the Angels

before Fantasy baseball

Agreed.
I do have the M&M boys on my squad.
HAHAA

Gretzy signing while watching.

bleh

spelling fail

OK Angel fans...

…if you want to break that snuggie record tomorrow for free from a good vantage point email me (try to read through the ambiguity).

E-mail address…my screen name at yahoo.

First on wins…

I would be sooo down

but im in michigan till wednesday night :(

wish I could but I gave up tickets tonight

because my wife went into the first stage of labor last night

Best of luck to you to you and the missus...and the new arrival.
cool

congrats

How is she doing?
I broke both hands

Can’t make it.

I would, but then there is that whole snuggie thing.
???

Afraid of a Guiness World Record?

Never afraid of a Guiness.
You still have the att e-mail address?
yup
Look for an e-mail in a couple of minutes.
1st walk.

Get that out Weaver.

Pitching around Morneau.

Not sure if that’s a good idea.

Weaver much better agasint righties
a-g-a-i-n-s-t
journalistic integrity
2 out rally

End this Weav!!

Terry totally jinxed Weaver there.

Talking about how weaver has owned Cuddyer.

Gulp. Hold the line, Jered.
PsyKobitch in the pen.
COme on Dreamweaver

Get me through the night.

personally I take him out now.... but that's just me
25 or not to five
This is his

sosh

blah blah blah announcers

over analyze… Just pitch Weaver

Jered all over the place, find the zone.
take him out?
Yes

Delmon is 2-2 including a homerun off of him today.

Time to go get him, he walked Kubel.
Yurg.

I’d make the call here.

the guy he gave up a homer tooo

seriously?

Leave him in, let him strike out Young, and shout like a crazy man off the mound
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
If Naps was behind the plate

thats a passed ball

nice shift, Mathis
Weaver may be scared of Young

ugh c’mon jered

hHaha maybe not

hey hey

Or sure, leave him in to face the only batter he hasn't retired tonight.
Last batter no matter what
Thank god

whew lol

JESUS

heart attack right there…

Worked out of it

Breathe

I'd leave him in and let him get the weak flyout to LF

whatchathink? ;)

Exhale.

Nice job, Weaver.

Nice job Jared!!
Looks like Mike makes the right call sticking with his guns.
Weave exits the game, KRod-style!
Sphincter is unclenched and nominal
Thought I heard a strange sound.

So that’s what that was.

alright lets get some run support
Tiny and Bold
Shift-A time!
Get us started, Rivers.
I assume you mean Johnny?

And not Joan.

I wonder what Josh Beckett is doing

can i have a dollar?

Rolling in

D’oh!

Alright Angels,

put it in high gear.

dangit anyone else get the blue screen of death about 90 minutes in

whenever they use MLB.TV???

I can’t run that program for an extended period without getting blue screened. I’d hate to reinstall windows just for one program not working, everything else if fine as far as I know

Um, no.

Never gotten BSOD’d by MLB.tv before.

I guess I'll upgrade to windows 7 once the summer hits
I'm using Vista myself.
yea my vista laptop runs it fine

this xp desktop is the one it crashes

Yikes

no. But I don’t have access this year, so….

HK is due for a line drive to right
made it!

Did I miss anything?

Good to see Juan hustle
Anyone know who's warming up in the 'pen?
Those Carls Jr burritos look terrible.
"The Good Morning Burger"
Mrs Teeth compares it to at least two lower bodily emissions.
Sold Out at the Big A

i miss home

Those aren't strikes, stay cool HK.
3rd full count tonight for Howie I believe?
Yep. Nice to see.
Though it would be nicer if he had something to show for it.
maybe one day you'll hit one to left Howie
Alright Brandon

Let’s see a bomb.

Bat on ball, Squint.
Has "Squint" been in circulation much?

Because I likes it.

Been using it since 2008.

Others like Sheriff, but I prefer Squint, both as a tribute to Eastwood and because that’s what he does at the plate.

I will use it from now on
Remember, Brandon, nice and easy.
I think he made it nice and easy for Crain there
haha

maybe say it louder next time

Wood looks like crap
we might see the first silver sombrero of the season tonight
he needs to go up there and LOOK for those get me over curves

once he bangs a few of those over the fence he’ll be fine

unclinch the sphincter
We're gonna see psyKo, Rodney and Fuentasaurus
hmmm no shields?
i dont think hes ready
Wood how hard is it to figure out they are pitching you backwards......

start you off slow then blow fastball by you when you are looking for curves

3 pitch strikeout

3 K’s for Wood.
no comment

Yikes.

Brandon looking exactly like last year.

Three Ks.

Wonder what size sombrero Brandon wears?
Hat trick for Woodverine
It's ok Brandon just not you day.
settle down Woody
overmatched in 3 at bats . YIKES
Wood's just way too twisted up. Watching hangers and swinging over fastballs.
Kid is currently a headcase...

he needs an intervention

wow

overmatched by two of the best pitchers in the league

lol

Bring in the Mice-Tits
Only the first game peoples.

It’s cool. If Woody struggles tomorrow, then he’s a bust.

I was gonna give him atleast a week.

Hell, we gave Finley 3 months.

c'mon now...he was hurt

and he really really sucked

We gave Jeff DaVannon 100 at bats.
JDV

had some POP.

And Wood...doesn't?
He sure does.
Time for some Psyko pitchin'.
Dallas looks good tonight

Dallas looked better than that…

And somewhere,

Dallas McPherson’s back pains just flared up again.

damn

wood had such an encouraging spring that an 0-3, 3 K start is especially discouraging. only 1 night but his leash wont be long.

Jepsen in the 7th

Shields is the 8th inning guy?

There's a lot of question marks about our bullpen situation

I guess we’re about to see some of those concerns addressed.

when we first came up with nicknames last year for

Jepsen and Bulger I could have sworn

Jepsen was fat chick

and Bulger was psycho bitch

am I misremembering?

Got them reversed.
the ground is still shakin out here
Anyone else notice Woody's changed his stance a little?

He’s more open and he’s bending his knees more and his hands look like they are further back. I think he’s trying to reintegrate power into his swing. OR maybe I’m just seeing things.

Jeebus..

not a great start

Come on Zeus. Get the DP.
3-3

oakland ties it up
suck on that king felix

Felix out of the game...

6 walks…

Hey guys it's JI

Jim Thome.

my god

bring in speier to face the light hitting lefty already

Nice play by Jepson
As they spell it on the Angels scoreboard.
Aw, that was a good pitch.
Nice play Zeus.
Seriously, a bunt from Thome? Wow.
of the swinging variety.
Now drop the thunderbolt.
All of a sudden our bullpen is stacked now except for Fuentes with shileds coming back

and with rodney too

Denard Span, the leadoff man...

Gubi’s a poet…

Bring the high heat, kid.
Thunderstruck!
K3yerout = Span
And a hat trick for Span.
Did anyone catch Rod Carew being interviewed on TV and his great line?

They were talking about the statue they’re erecting for him—
He said, "Just another thing for the birds to…you know…"
Classy dude and a big part of our All Star game and the Tradition motif this year

funny comment

I like self deprecation

He and Timmy are both really humble Halo legends
span having a worse game than wood

all things considered

Oops. HBP.
yeah

kind of a big oops considering the contract is up now :(

Oh man, he's down

Hope he’s okay.

Well, this oughta be fun. Gulp.
O Dogg

is jinxed

i want the argyle beanie

might have to go wednesday

He's due, unfortunately.
Did that get him on the kneecap?

Or shin?

Did anyone see that Vanderbilt pitcher make a play with a busted kneecap?
did anyone see the play by Buehrle today?
hard about it from my son
I heard about it

hadn’t seen it.

That was awesome
uh oh

Mauer is pissed now

Bring in Fuentes to face Mauer.
Terry--not afraid to jinx the pitcher.
Palms clamy, mouth dry, and sweating through my cowboy boots

it’s like prom night all over again

I appreciate the close game & all, but I'm on the wrong coast & have to work!
shaping up like last years opener
i like the note

“AL Batting Champ”

5 Hour Energy is made for nights like this

and it only has 5 carbs. Find it at your local 7-Eleven

Uh oh

At least it was an infield single

Kevlar!

Bring the heat — he’s got it covered.

Well, the bases that is.

Dude, LAY OFF THE BALL.
Damn, if Jepsen hadn't touched that Aybar would have had him
0-2 again

NOW …

WASTE 1 THEN FINISH HIM

Get that last strike, dammit!
DO IT JEPSEN!
Reminds me of the line from Session 9

Did you ever see that film?

Don't think so.

I’m paraphrasing something, but hell if I can remember what.

It's "Do it, Gordie" (to the killer)

But it’s in lots of stuff no doubt

Shields-y warming in the pen

I was wrong

arrgh. Come on Jepson.
full count

im sweatin

Come on PsyKo
Is Jepsen auditioning for the krod reincarnated?

load up the bases 3-2 count put us on teh edge of our seats then get the guy out?

As long as he gets that out, but i;m working on an ulcer.
3-2. For all the marbles.
hmmm

eff it, drop the hammer on him

It feels like september.
heart is pounding

wayyyy to much coffee

head is pounding

way too much beer.

DROP THE HAMMER

instead of walking him with a high fastball

checking in after watching the NCAA champ

end this thing jepsen

....

simply cannot watch

so many pitches seen

afraid the batter will win this battle

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am liking buck showaters today
MY Kids took over my freaking computers!!! (to answer your question earlier)

Homework blitz
Howz Baby Vlad? Wake him up to see the last inning, dang it!

Thanks Kowbell.
Oh sweet Jesus
Done!

psyKo-ized

wow what a catch

freakin bullet

check your Heart Rates
And breathe

That was freaking ripped

pretty cool

I like it

FORTUNATE

Jepsen was exhausted

Dang!

He hit that one hard!

Gotta say...nice AB by Morneau
specially since he got out
KOWBELL showing some D!
It just can't be an Angels baseball game without a making your heart race.
I aged 5 years in the space of 10 pitches.
btw the end of the season...

… youre going to age to biblical proportions.

?!?!?!?!?!?! Whaddya mean there's 161 more games after this one ?!?!?!?!?
This isn't Game 7 of the ALCS? Sure seemed like it for a minute there...
I can't imagine some of the heart rates if it were we heart attacks for certain
I need to go take my blood pressure meds right now.

I’m not kidding.

Is Jepsen crying?
there is no crying in baseball
Athletics tied it
woot

they are gonna win the division

well played morales...

… well played

Jepsen desperately needed an offspeed pitch to finish him off with...

not enough change in speeds between fastball and slider…

This kid is less nervous then BWood.
Jepsen puffing in the dugout.
In case anyone was interested...

here is the video and x-ray of the Vandy pitcher who got creamed by a liner square on the kneecap: http://thedugoutdoctors.com/2010/04/video-pitcher-breaks-his-kneecap-on-comebacker/

DUDE

That’s gnarly, and not in a good way.

No kidding.

Heckuva presence on the mound, though.

Massive amount of nuts.
WTF

Boston/Yankees got Steven Tyler

And Neil Diamond
With a LAME jacket
I lold when I saw the jacket
Don't forget Kate Hudson.

Oh wait, that was last season.

is she still doinking Arod?
Nah...she's

doing some other team!!

Bill Macdonald booked her.
These two could make out...

Gag in bag commercials at their finest

Not that we care,

But choakland and seattle tied at 3-3, bottom 8.

Jack-In-The-Box Rally Grilled sandwiches
I may go make myself a Rally grilled cheese now
Build me up buttercup still alive. Crap
beats sweet caroline
I am not sure either is a winner

lose-lose

You get arrested for that these days.
This franchise needs to make up its mind.

If it wants to own LA, it needs to stop acting like Mayberry RFD, and stop bringing in cute little girls to sing anthems and 7th inning stretch.

I believe she sang both at the final ST game at Dodger Stadium on Saturday.

Parents must be rally pimping the little one.

Thank you.

Bring on Ice Cube.

At least it's not Justin Beiber
The season is still young...
Ha!

Makes you wonder if the Jonas Brothers weren’t available.

So, Jeff was it just luck, or will you become the first Angels with two hits among other things?
My dad is the Fat guy

in red behind the Taylor.

Fat guys rule!!
He has the Best Seats in the Stadium
the one that looks like Roseanne's husband?
LOL yes

Next to the Blonde.

At first i was goingto say my brother in law

before he lost 80 pounds. he now looks like Starvin Marvin

Havn't seen him in 4-5 years

Looks Awful. Good thing my mom is Mexican and I take after her.

I summon PLAYOFF MATHIS

to the field!

I distinctely said Playoff Mathis. What's this regular Mathis doing in my deck? >_>
It's playoff Mathis' special power

He reverts back to his normal self when he feels like it

mathis looks like he's been drinking his muscle milk...
Better than just

milking his muscle.

The A's are in a tied game with runners on 1st and 2nd with nobody out in the bottom of the 8th

and they ARE’NT bunting…..

Jack Cust is up?
In Sacramento.
He got released he is a FA I think
no AAA

but i heard he is better then K-MO

That would be the case if

he turned down the assignment (and $2M).

and very predictabely they hit into a 5-4-3 dp
And get the 3rd out on an FPS ground out. I do not understand how they have scored 3

runs with that lineup.

Billy Beane doesn't believe in the sacrifice
Tell that to the upper deck of the Coliseum
Mount Davis?

you cant see shit up there

And Mathis has a homer

Is it opposite day?

Hmmm..

Hidden Halo

so where is this terrible twins bullpen?

is this fat guy the beginning of it?

i hope i hope i hope i hope
aybar needs to summon the power of the fez
That fez was AWESOME
Hi guys!

Been on a hot date. What’d I miss, other than Quentin flying out?

Willist homerun.
Aybar is a goddamn beast

.750 and that’s legit.

He should keep that up.

That’s my suggestion to him.

Atta boy Erick
I sure do like our new leadoff hitter
figgins who?
of the 0/2 variety

figgy playoff fail will not be missed by this guy

Well, that's cherrypicking a little.

Figgins has two walks, two steals, two runs and three double plays turned tonight.

Was never a zero sum game between Erick and Chone.

playoff fail

and batting 0

.500 OBP

Are you really such a fairweather fan that you have to tear down Angel vets to like our current roster?

Weak.

Nah, he justs disrespects walks.

Witness him hating on Torii farther down. He’s consistent if nothing else.

Whatever.

Vlad and Oliver had good nights tonight too. Let’s drop the sludge on them while we’re at it.

All three players left our organization gracefully. I speak no evil of them and wish them the best unless they’re playing us.

Pretty much my position as well.
Now Lackey on the other hand...
what kind of name is CHONE?

a combination of a cookie and a scone

it is pronouned

SHOWN

Yeah, but he probably pronounces scone the way it looks, rather than scawn.
this is why you name kids after places

chonetown?

I forgot, sarcasm sometimes doesn't come through. Chone does not sound like Shone.

My kids aren’t named after places. They have boring classical names, like English kings and queens.

Yea, bye bye, Figgy

Ackbar dialed in at leadoff thus far

He's doing very well tonight.

I may end up liking him, but I do miss Figgy just because.

aybar gonna steal
NICE!

Go Ackbar!

Seriously, Chupa, get off the schny already.
bobby bobby bobby

digi digi digi

Broad strike zone, eh?
Abreu due for a double.
I know it's early in the season...

but i’m really missing those days when we had a lights out bull pen. I don’t think this is the last time we’re going to have bases loaded edge of our seat late innings.

Hope i’m not coming off too cynical.

I think they'll settle in. Opening day is always weird.
Does the name K-Rod

ring a bell? Those were some wild rides.

Awesome though.
this pen is better than last year's

but how scioscia uses or sticks with certain guys will be key, as it is every year

I trust in Scioscia, but sometimes his choices definitely make me wonder.

Good point though.

When was that?

I seem to recall Percy good for a runner or two and a long fly ball out.

Percy definitely gave me ulcers at tims.
lets get some insurance here

bobbyyyy

"Just go deep and get it over with."

Unexpected comment.

Hey-yo
LOL. It could have been a "that;s what she said".
Ummm, Ok!
The announcer said it. The guy who's not Gubi.
yea typically our announcers only root for homers when

they would be the 4th of the game for the opposing player

He sounded so jaded, so blase.
Who's the pitcher??

He hasn’t missed many meals

but a real athelete
Mijares
Dennys Reyes

Part 2?

Doing his best Colon impression
Bartolo the Clown?
Leave him alone

since when does running have anything to do with arm strength or control

since when does anything ratioanal and respectful

have anything to do with our posts

Hey Mom, where's your disrespectufly kid?
"disrespectful".
Solid contact from Bobby.
What is with the swinging at the balls not in the zone, bobby?!

Looks like Eybar and Abrew switched brains…

ROBERT!!!!!

I am disappoint

Rockin Rodney warmin up brothers and sisters
I don't like

these announcers…they are boring….I really do miss Rex the Wonder Dog!!!

You got that right brother!!!
mom does not= brother ... son.
Hahaha--sorry AR mom

my bad

no worries, Raaddad...
true

Opening Day, and they have nothing to talk about.

I keep falling asleep
Top of 8th

no more fingernails

Oh man

you are going to need them for Rodney

torii Commerical on ESPN 2
Let's see Rodney get a 1-2-3
Shields or Rodney?
Looks like Rodney.
i'd say let them warm up side by side

whoever is throwing in the zone, bring him in.
you can tell pretty quickly with both if they are on or off

This is gonna be a rollercoaster season

in the bullpen

gmj had a good game today

think we kept the wrong cf

Torii has walked twice... >_>
he gets paid to rake

not make commercials and take walks

it is a great commercial

i bought the gloves and shoes but i still suck

Of course we kept the wrong CF.

Finley should be out there.

he's there in spirit
The "Taint" in the OF as it were.
I miss

Devon White and Gery Petis.

jimmy

edmonds

Thumbs down.

But he’s still going, up in Brewerville.

just like Hud

they won’t be back

Hot Rod?
Win

Best movie EVAH!

Throwing Heat

Like a Boss

Nowhere close yet
Rodney up.

And I have another beer in hand, life’s good.

Better get another...
Screw the beer sothball,

I’m pouring myself a shot.

Straighten your damn hat Rodney
Throw a damn strike Rodney
ugh...

take him out already…..

take him OUT
1st game of the season...

… i’ll reserve judgement of our bullpen until may… too early

The strike zone. Find it.
4 pitches - 4 Balls

I’m not a fan

How much did we pay him?
4 pitch walk

If this keeps up I’ll be dropping my f bomb for the month

4 pitch walk to the leadoff batter...

Helloooooooooo….cluelesss

with rodney and shields

you know right away when they dont have it.

it looks like a guy throwing the ball at moths

Victor gave me a shout out.
Well that was just fantastic.

At least TRY to find the strike zone, buddy.

SWEET HAT BROTHA!
His heads on crooked.
take him out

I would rather see ANYONE in the pen except this guy

Missing Oliver.
Holy shit 6 balls in a row
Will he ever throw a strike?

Will he ever come close to throwing a strike?

First pitch was pretty close.

that’s one…

Ok, I'm so done with Rodney and the f'd up hat
what the hell last year this guy was throwing 100mph now he can't even crack 90
Throwing all changeups.
It's walkin' Rodney from KROQ
6 straight balls...find the damn zone
OK, Get Shields. Seriously.
6 straight balls? Srsly?

And they’re hardly close, either.

Take him out now before this game explodes.

If we wanted 4 pitch walks while throwing 89mph

we would have brought in Fuentesaurus.
FIND THE PLATE!!!

got to love the bronx cheer
Holy a strike
See?

That’s why we have pitching coaches!

he's throwing 89.............

and doesn’t have a clue where it’s going……

Wasn't he supposed to have a power arm?
KRJBVQEKNJVKVNJKRJVKNJGBVNJBJ

uh oh

I'm pretty mad right now
is he throwin left handed?
Are you looking at the game in a mirror?
Got the out.
3-1. Please tell me Shields is up.
Good thing Arte is signing those checks, not me.
Phew.
Except for the part where Kubel's on one of my fantasy teams.

But still, woohoo!

Tigers fans said

there’s be days like this, there’d be days like this Detroiters said…

Detroiters said, Detroiters said!

There have been days like this before we got him
Pop out

Now a DP plz

Asked, answered.
Rodney

Good Luck Angels fans with this guy. LOL

delmon will gidp

and this will be a distant memory until his next appearance :)

RAADney

got an 3 outs, ya

Um...thank you Kubel for swinging.
Gets the job done!
DP DP DP DP DP DP
GIDP

yes

best word in baseball
Great DP
6-4-3 suhweet!

Mattwelch and his DP’s

LOVE

those Halos!!!!!!!!!!

way to walk the leadoff batter Vlad
R O D N E Y

woo

Kotchman drives in two in the top of the 9th, 5-3 Mariners. 4 ribbies for Casey
Honestly, with the exception of when he faces us, I wish him all the luck in the world.
Yes, same here

very different than Benedict Lackey

Good.

Go Casey. I hope he becomes the best player on their team.

Me too, although I really do like Ichiro.
Me too, but the dude will get old some time.
Four RBIs.

Putting him in the threehoe paying early dividends.

The critics squealed, but there was a logic to it.

Ok, haha, Rodney, way to **** with us.

You had me going.

He told us he'd make it interesting!
Well, as long as it's interesting.
Alright we got our closer now....

oh wait….

Seriously?

You guys are slamming Rodney b/c of a walk in his first AB of his first game?

lawl

nah his WHIP last year was .01 better than a guy we released........
what guy?

speier?

if scioscia promised to never use speier against a lefty, they would have kept him.
but scioscia refuses to look at stats, so reagins had to bring in fernandizzle

6 straight balls will tend to shake the confidence.
Gretzky didn't score a goal in his 1st game :)
6-4-3 DP.

Victor told us Rodney would make it interesting!

he told us he told us too

booooring

Kotchman got a bases loaded basehit

after the A’s made an error on a ball hit by Figgy

M's should get their WS rings ready!
... and Bradley snaps his bat in half after whiffing
I hope your joking

your not Sturup so it is hard to tell

3 strikes, 7 balls.

Truly an amazing feat of pitching.

3 outs is all that matters
AND NO RUNS!
hmmm

maybe he was pitching with his feat

okay that was a bad pun even by my standards

You gotta remember

Rodney is a Rookie on this winning team. Must feel the pressure now, and will come around later.

well that was the worst/great inning I've seen in a while

He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a 2×4 but somehow was effective

Don't fecking tell me...

…your sphincter wasn’t twisted like a pretzel 6 pitches into that potential disaster.

Mine was outperforming the atom splitter/collider. Even my dog was scared.

where the hell is the smoke?

All i remember when this guy was pitching against us was the 100 mph, 99, 98

he is a spot pitcher now
nice turn by kendrick

nicer strut off the mound by fernandizzle rodnizzle

Need some Fuentes insurance
shit he has to come in the game?
He's our closer
Insurance is always appreciated G man.
Hey what happened

to the big & tall rack they had in the team store? Only gear I saw fir really big halo fans like myself were $200+ Jerseys.

NUCLEAR DEATH RAY!!!
F JETBRGV#RWVE#RG EFC

HOLY

STANNNNNZILLAAAAA
Godzirraaaaaaahhhhhh = HR
YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizard breath!!!
God freaking zilla

Hell yeah

GO GO GODZILLA!
STANZILLA

SAYS ROOOAAAAARRRR!!!!

Stan don't need no short porch

my gawd

h o l y s h e e y i t e
GODZILLA!!!!!

He hit that like he was takin’ no mess from Rodan!!!

*****************HOMERUN***********Hideki Matsui!*******************
GODZILLA HAS ARRIVED
*STOMP THE YARD!*
Ha, ha..Matsuiland!!!! good one
Hell ya¡!!!!!!!

Welcome Matsui

oh no GODZILLAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll miss Vladdy

But I really like Matsui.

GO GO GODZILLA HOME RUN POWER
K-MO BACK 2 BACK!!!!
vlad didnt go yard today

good signing

Back to back biznitches
Caveman goes ya ya

back to back style

from the Right side of the rock...
Another YAHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
when did Kendry have his first righty homer last year?

that was awesome

midseason, Oakland, IIRC
Wasn't that Abreu?
I gots the FEVER

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

back to back

and you just know some idiots left the park early

Now this is what I signed up for!!!
I'll take a heapin helpin' of Angels offense! :)
I'll be back for seconds!
Kan i haz moar pleeze
back to back

and belly to belly

MORE ****ING KOWBELLL!
Something about us not having any offense anymore?
****************HOMERUN***********kendry Morales!*************
Well. This is just silly now
is this the terrible twins bullpen they told me about?
Kendry "Big Cat" Morales
I'm rec'ing that.
I got it from Matt Welch's write-up on Kendry...

..he reminds me a lot of Gallaraga.

I like this pitcher!!!!
I'm all Giddy and stuff

un frickin’ real

K-MO gave us more KOWBELL!!!!
Suck IT ESPN!
Matt Welch called it

+points fer you

Hell ya!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back Morales

Back to

Back.

PROPOSITION 16

we got GODZILLA RUN ELECTRICITY, beeyotch!

Let's make it two to the fourth baby.

Three HRs ain’t enough!

Theres your insurance.
Fuentes's job is to find ways like this to screw it up
sweet

holy moly

looks like the Angels and M's will both win today

only thing now is the Angels have 4 legit starters going the next 4 games….. and the M’s not so much

dude

ian snell is …

nevermind

We had a fanpost about this

that talks about the CSU system

MOAR RUNS

Rivers, you’re next!

I'm loving the Hideki-Kendry combo

Hideki may just be an upgrade over Vladdy at this stage in their careers.

Stan certainly answering those people who are wishing we still had Vlad after he went 2-3 today.
I need an extra set of eyes to read these threads!
I could get used to this

what a way to kick off the season

Now we can bring in Fuentes for a cheap save
Wood looks pissed

he was hoping he didnt have to strikeout anymore tonight

for the record

Mathis is on pace for 162 home runs

Mathis, Morales, and Matsui

M&M&M boys.

We still need one more run to prevent the

Fuentasaures from arriving and destroying everything

F that...

he’s on my fantasy team. I want a save.

why? you like pain?
I like 6 points for a save and 2.3 points for an innning pitched
Side-armer vs Juan?

Good luck with that.

YESS!!!

KMO!!!! I left to talk to an ex and i missed this? LETS SEAL THE DEAL

anyone else here just orgasm after that last bomb?
Guilty
props for the honesty

i thought i was the only one

Sorry I'm so late....

but what a time to turn on the game!

You picked the best time to tune in!
what is wrong with the pitcher?
This new pitcher's wind up

amuses me

I was kinda hoping Juancho would make it 3 in a row, but alas...

NOT!

Neshek is an interesting pitcher

I like seeing sidearm/submarine pitchers.

The best is probably Ziegler though.

The spazz delivery
O'Day is good too
rough night for him
I wonder what

Mark Eichhorn is up to these days.

dang you rivera

just kill the mood lol

This pitcher looks like Lackey
That poor pitcher.
don't get personal on him
That pitcher looks like Lackey!
Howie with the bloop hit!
Howard finally gets one to drop
3 Runs should be enough for Fuentes.....

TIme for a Woody Jack. 1-4 3 K’s and a HR would do.

Dick Wood.

Come to me

He probably wood…

So about this power upgrade in our lineup this season...

yeah.

HK checkin' in!
now will he get the golden sombrero?
If the Twins just wised up and moved their LF to that spot

Howie would never get a hit against them

Just crush it already Squint.
stop putting pressure on him
got an In-n-Out with cheese in his glove
I like how Hula Dula gave Matsui a big Bear hug
"Way to go Stan."
rofl Twats just melting down now...
Get it in play, Wood.
don't K don't K don't K
C'mon Woody.

Be in the game, but not of the game.

I'm dialin 8

Brando’s gonna strike out!

wood is due for a whopper to left
not exactly a whopper
I never liked burger king anyways
Well, didn't K.
I'm guessing Boy-King tmr
a dong would be great for wood's mindset
moral victory I guess....
another word for moral victory

loss

pop fly guess he did not want the golden sombrero
WTF Woods
ok thats it

wood to #9

Tomorrow is another gameday, Brandon.

Flaccid.

damn tv changed for my wifes tori and Dean show
That's grounds for divorce, btw.
i know i canceled one of my shows

thank god for 2 recording at a time

You don't have a second tv? What are you, a commie?
no i am poor

two tv’s but only one have cable

Who are they???
change the channel to WE
I don't get WE

I just have the basic cable….

OK, Progress.

Still bad, but Progress.

Nice throw by the golden boy
Kendrick steals it.
guys, i wont be able to watch tomorrow's game...

ima go out buyin some tickets to Matsuiland!!! (ughh, that was pretty lame)

Fleece blanket!
when they having those?
You're no

Bruce Vlanch

rofl epic fail on my part
It's ok.

Even Razzies are good publicity.

A bag for Howie
Can we make the Manny wig

But for Matsui?

Really clean cut…like it’s actually your hair.

I feel like our bald fans would love it

lol

let’s do it!

what team has Hudson been on?
I'm still liking the pitcher!!!!
Yeah, I confess, me too.

Neshek — awesome name.

And that sidearm is something else.

hahaha

yay for kendrick

Nice to see the other catcher with a bad throw.
Air mail by the GGer
Did Jeff and Joe have a ...

Changing Places episode tonight?

I wonder if they'll trade us Joe for Jeff....
Only if they pay off the contract.

I mean it’s only fair. We are doing it for GMJ’s.

Wow, HK rippin' off Mauer.
That throw was Mathis-esqe!
throw that pitch again Pat....
Just one game folks....

Let’s let woody find his rhythm before we cry for his demotion to the 9 hole or benching. Actually I prefer him in the 8 hole, I like having someone who can get on base 9th. 2nd leadoff hitter.

Mathis has a beautiful swing, he just isn’t always hitting. Looks good missing too.

nope...I'm DFA'ing his ass
Halowood, you're preaching to the pastor.

Screw the choir.

Sounds like a church I attended.
Trade him to the Yankees for

Granderson.

Mathis only hits fastballs.
The good news is, he's figured that out.

The bad news is, other pitchers will eventually catch on.

there is the mathis we know and love
for the record

mathis is still on pace for 162 HR’s

and Pujos 324

good for my fantasy team

so is Garret Jones...
How about Jason Heyward

648 RBIs.

good another guy on my fantasy team
Someone picked him up

seconds before I was able to. DAMMIT!

picked him up early 5th round
He was only available as a free agent

And wasn’t available until today. LAME.

If Mathis and Wood lived together I wonder who'd get top bunk?
They'd probably be like Step Brothers

and try to build their own bunk bed.

there nightmares would have K's everywhere
They would wrestle for it?
I dunno...

Something tells me they’d do separate rooms, if anyone’s bunking with Jeff it would be Naps.

they'd share the top bunk
Jeff was yelling back at Joe: You stole that move from me!
MVP ... PAHHHHHH!!!
I'm callin' it right now!!!!

Howie swipes 20 bags this season. We gotta make up for the loss of Figgy, I figure Howie steals 20 and Aybar swipes 25 that would go a long way in helping.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Fuentes in for save numero Uno on the season.

We’re starting him off light with a 3-run head start.

Two homers followed by a single and a steal

I could get really used to this kind of Angels ball

I read the first line and I thought you were predicting the 9th..
Fuentes in...

Hail Mary, full of grace the Lord is with thee…

I think confession is more appropriate for Fuentes
anyone got an update on the Ms/As game??
M's win. Kotch drives in winning runz.
arghhh

screw it, they aint sniffing that title this yr…

The M's dominated a stacked A's squad.

They’ll win the AL west if they keep it up.

fuentes gets 8-9-1

3 should be just enough

Let's go Fuentesaurus
I'm gonna be so tired tomorrow.
Lol. Yes yes you are.
I think i'm gonna be hungover.
how many beers now?
Well, i'm still able to spell correctly.

It’s the shots of Jack that are starting to kick in.

Our AAA team up in Seattle just won...

Kotch with 4 rbi

84!

So he still sucks?

GD says 88, if that's any better.
"The Humbler" has him at 84
My ex-wife?

Nevermind, that’s the money-grabber.

Fuentes is in....

be right back, off to go sacrifice a chicken

FUENTESAURUS REX

CHOMP CHOMP

Rarwwwwaaarrrrr
What's the magic number after tonights game ?
That was a pretty nasty curve
I was excited to see Shields. Sucks he did not pitch
Agreed.

Kind of a bummer

Decent chance we see him tomorrow with all the work Jepsen got.
Is he 100% ?
ive seen fuentes for a
I'm watching on game day...

 was that a pitchout with no-one on base?

Nice catch Chupa.
Abrooooooooooo with the catch!
Abreu showing some wheels
Bobby earns his beer.
You think he'll stop at just one?
Clearly not.

It weren’t jus’ froth, apparently.

Dad of Vlad dad

Wake up baby Vlad for last out!

hell no

he fell asleep and will sleep until 8 in the morning

I'm now 99% to get drunk
Abreu covering ground

And ran into the low wall

nice catch

i usually sit in that area

FTW, let's finish it here!
I really hate mumblers

anyone else see Span talking to himself?

Abreu with some wheels
LIGHT IT UP!!
LIGHT UP THAT HALO!!!
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Abroo again!

Whoo!!!!!

CHHHHHHUUUUUUUPPPPPPAAAAAA!!!!
Just another Halo victory! :D
Light that baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light up the Halo!

Just another Halo win!!

Two beers for Bobby,

And a case for me!

You can light that baby up

Hmmmmmm

Fuentes 1 2 3 inning what a God send
Light that baby Up!!!!!

Just another Halo Victory

lightup space mountain

another angels win

There it is!

Light it up! Halos win!!!!!

Victor
Light that baby up

nice

Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ApDk-6EAU

I forget

Am I allowed to give links in game threads?

links like that, yes
Hey...thanks

that was special!!! Miss Rory….

Chupa D! Light 'er up! Good night!
nicely done.

there’s your template, baby.

Light Her Up
Seattle was ahead of us for all of about 20 minutes.
Light up the halo

At least the board said it

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE WoNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
lol

i dont know why, but this looks so fantastically funny.

What a start to a season.

Lite up that halo baby!

much better game #1 than last year
Rojas's call was

“You can light that baby up!”

hell ya

you can put that on the board, yep

"you can light that baby up"

Don’t like it

Especially since he was so uninterested during the game.
LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!
Win #1

of 162

Hit the ground running.

Very nice.

Recording of Rory doing "just another Halo victory" on radio...

very very nice!

God Bless Rory.

Gonna be a tough year, not hearing him make that call.

Matsui for Panther
Opening Day

Everything and more I could have ever hoped for !

Stan Vs Kendry

+2

if only my doyers didnt get pasted by the friggin Pirates it woulda been perfect…

I don't know if it's the 3 bottles of mikes hard lemonade

but I feel all warm and fuzzy

You must be wearing a Snuggie!
I'm wearing tap dancing shoes and an angels hat, and not much else
Giggidy.
Slasher, you forgot....

Alriiigghht.

Alriiigghht.

Ooh!

...must stick ice-pick up nose... get image out of brain....
am i really hearing boos when hideki was speaking?
Are you saying Booo or Burns?
booourns
I want the non-union Mexican equivalent of Steven Spielberg!
who's the sushi chef?
Light That Baby Up!

Just Another Halo Victory!

I didn't hear boos

at least I sincerely hope not

they are saying aboooooooooooooooooooo
Hunter said Stan is an imposter

I loved the thank u without an interpreter at the end

Light up the Tuna Tar Tar - lo
Billy Mac alone

No Hud really sucks

no

give me buck showaters

what???

whose Buck “showaters”?
are you going dingy on me?

the ESPN guy

he had a smooth voice that makes me want to watch more

yeah, i'm in the 'miss hud' camp as well
yo, off topic but just wondering

any Laker fans here? Im fairly new here

I used to be a HUGE Laker fan.

Back when I still thought that NBA basketball was real.

Funny

I used to believe in NASA.

James Brolin on line 2.
Do you think he'd let me talk to

Babs?

Capricorn One.

Google it.

great movie

dont believe in moon landing after watching that

Sigh. Relax.

Even these guys believe in the moon landing.

Now, about those transcontinental tunnels where we house all those aliens we are working with…

That website

Scared me.

Man, you only scratched the surface.

Those guys are INCREDIBLE!!!

Reading that malarky is simply fascinating. A deep journey into the minds of humans who are born with an overabundance of curiosity, an overwhelming commitment to scientific rigor, yet they see everything with a phantom eyeball, as thought their third eye is the organ that WE are missing. It’s a fascinating phsychosis.

Living in your parents basement

at 40, will do that to you. No disrespect to any normies who live in their parent’s basement.

Heard of it

And might have seen it years ago. I’ll rent it. Thanks.

yeah i fell you on that

refs can be unbelievably atrocious but I’ll never quit on the Lake Show

what's a laker?
I'm a Laker fan

but this is all about the Halos brother

Used to be a big Lakers fan

Back when Divac was playing.

Now I watch them on occasion, not because they’ve gotten a ton more coverage, but because the game itself doesn’t interest me anymore. Also I miss Bob Costas.

Did get the 2009 NBA Champions shirt and wear it proudly.

that is way OT:

I love IN-N-OUT

And

I Love You

?

i am married

rofl talk about awkward...
This is California

Means nothing.

How did Baby Vlad like his first game?
cryed the whole time

missed the homeruns live because oi was giving him a bath
when i watch them hit it i screamed ya and he got scared and cryed some more

o man--can be tough to be a dadster

My kids were bogarting my computers—as I said earlier

it is hard but we need money
I knew you were the HH Love Guru
peace guys

got early class tomorrow so im knockin out. Best friggin Halo site on the net. Same time same place tomorrow. LIGHT EM UP!!!!!!

Did I say that no Hud really sucked?

Gubi does know his pitching though

Well, that's the game.

Time to watch Seinfeld. Goodnight fellow Halo fans.

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