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"It's not fair.  You can't win a game with a bunt", laments Indians pitcher Chris Perez.

"It's not fair. You can't win a game with a bunt", laments Indians pitcher Chris Perez.

Kendrick's bunt single in 9th helps Angels win - Sporting News
"I was looking at the infield and they were all back - even the third baseman," said Kendrick, who has a grand total of four sacrifice bunts in 379 big league games and none this season. "So right there I had it in my mind that in that situation, he was probably going to try to throw a strike on the first pitch.""The pitch was away, so I just went with it," Kendrick said. "The biggest thing is just to make sure you bunt it hard enough to get it past the pitcher. If you get it down and it works, then it looks great. If it doesn't work, then everybody's going, 'Hey, what's he doing?' But it worked today and we got the win."  Video of the game's final play - Kendrick bunts home the winning run

And then there's this...

Kendrick gives Indians the short shrift - angelsbaseball.com
Kendrick's maneuver didn't sit well, though, with (Indians closer, Chris) Perez, who threw just one pitch and was the third Indians pitcher used in the inning. Joe Smith took the loss in his first decision of the year. "It was a bad baseball play that happened to work out," Perez said. "I don't want to say it was bush league. But you never see that. Ninety-nine percent of hitters in that situation would rather win the game with a hit, not a bunt. It was a stupid play that just happened to work."

I find Perez's quote perplexing.  How could a play be a "bad baseball play" and be called "stupid" when it wins the game for your team?  What would he say if he were on the other side of the bunt play?  "Yeah, Valbuena laid down a nice bunt to win the game for us, but that was bush league.  We shouldn't win games like that.  In fact, I'd rather lose than win on a stupid play that just happens to work.  Remember, it's more important to look cool, than win."  

Star-divide

Mike Scioscia calls disputed call involving Hideki Matsui ‘mind-boggling’ - latimes.com
Mike Scioscia said he had never seen anything like it. No, the Angels manager wasn't talking about Howie Kendrick's ninth-inning walk-off bunt Wednesday at Angel Stadium, something of a novelty in itself. He was referring to a second-inning called strike on a pitch by Cleveland's Jake Westbrook that bounced and nearly hit Hideki Matsui. Matsui nearly fell down trying to get out of the way of the pitch, and replays appeared to show his bat crossing the plate. Home plate umpire Joe West asked for help from third-base counterpart Rob Drake, who ruled that Matsui had swung at the pitch. "He's jumping out of the way of it trying to get his balance and that was somehow construed as a swing," Scioscia said. " … That call was mind-boggling."

That was a weird call (here's the video from MLB.com - Scioscia is ejected for arguing with umps).  The description for this video is "Mike Scioscia is ejected for arguing with the umpires whether or not Hideki Matsui was hit by a pitch", which is also what the Angels broadcasting crew thinks.  Probably because it'd be too mind-boggling for the pitch to be called a strike.

Oh yeah, and Torii Hunter had a good game...
Torii Hunter crushes a three-run homer to left in the sixth inning, tying the game at 3 with his second homer of the season - Hunter blasts a three-run homer in the sixth - Video - MLB.com

I suppose not all calls can go against the Halos.  Fortunately, this one lead to the game winning run - Hunter is called safe at second - Video - MLB.com

Los Angeles Dodgers' Ned Colletti, Matt Kemp discuss comments - ESPN Los Angeles
Ned Colletti and Matt Kemp spoke briefly after the game about comments Colletti had made to a Los Angeles radio station the previous day in which he said Kemp's defense and baserunning were below average and wondered aloud whether Kemp might be too comfortable now that he has a new two-year, $10.95 million contract. Kemp, who has been noticeably prickly with the media all season, declined to discuss his conversation with Colletti or even to acknowledge that it took place. "I ain't got nothing to say about that," he said. Kemp's agent, Dave Stewart, reacted with shock on Wednesday to Colletti's comments. "When it comes time for Matt to arbitrate two years from now, we're going to look at that situation and do what's best for Matt," he said on The Mason and Ireland Show on 710 ESPN Los Angeles. "When it comes time for Matt to be a free agent three years from now, we're going to look at that situation in the same way as I would with Chad Billingsley, my other client on that ballclub.

What a mess.  Within this article, Colletti says he wasn't singling out Kemp.  That makes his comments better?  Why would a GM make any negative comment about a player to the press?  One reason...Colletti's a moron.

DH to be used every year in All-Star game - FOX Sports on MSN
There will be two extra All-Stars this summer. Rosters have been expanded again by commissioner Bud Selig's special committee for on-field matters, with each team bringing 34 players to the July 13 game in Anaheim, Calif., part of several changes coming to the summer showcase."I think they're serious about it being a true competition. To do that, if the game goes extra innings you have to be able to compete,'' said St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa, a member of the committee. "This way you've got an extra guy you can protect.''

Holy crap, are the dugouts in Anaheim large enough to hold all those guys?

April 29 - BR Bullpen
1902 - Baltimore Orioles infielder John McGraw is hit by pitches five times, but home plate umpire Jack Sheridan refuses to allow him to take first base. In the ninth inning, McGraw is hit for the last time and sits down in the batter's box in protest. American League president Ban Johnson will suspend McGraw for five games.  Does anyone know the story behind this bizarre game?  I bet it's a really good one.
1997 - Chili Davis of the Kansas City Royals becomes the 75th major leaguer to hit 300 home runs.
Happy b-day to Gary's brother...
1970 - Glenn DiSarcina, minor league infielder

Hey, did you hear?  Umpire "Cowboy" Joe West has a music CD out!

Cleveland Indians
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .291
Grady Sizemore, CF 5 1 1 1 0 1 3 .192
Shin-Soo Choo, RF 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 .338
Austin Kearns, LF 3 1 1 0 1 1 1 .383
Travis Hafner, DH 2 0 0 1 1 1 2 .190
Russell Branyan, 1B 3 0 0 0 1 3 4 .250
Jhonny Peralta, 3B 3 0 0 1 0 1 3 .190
Luis Valbuena, 2B 4 0 2 0 0 2 1 .196
Lou Marson, C 4 1 2 0 0 1 1 .171
Totals 31 3 8 3 4 10    
Batting
2B - Austin Kearns (7, Santana), Lou Marson (2, Santana)
SF - Jhonny Peralta (2)
SH - Asdrubal Cabrera (4)
RBI - Grady Sizemore (8), Travis Hafner (6), Jhonny Peralta (6)
SB - Grady Sizemore (2, 2nd base off Santana/Budde), Shin-Soo Choo (4, 2nd base off Santana/Budde)
CS - Shin-Soo Choo (1, 3rd base by Santana/Budde)
Team LOB - 8
Fielding
DP - Valbuena-A. Cabrera-Branyan, A. Cabrera-Valbuena-Branyan
E - Asdrubal Cabrera (3, Misplayed grounder)

Los Angeles Angels
Erick Aybar, SS 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 .256
Bobby Abreu, RF 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 .281
Torii Hunter, CF 4 2 3 3 0 0 0 .309
Hideki Matsui, DH 3 0 0 0 1 3 1 .274
Kendry Morales, 1B 4 0 1 0 0 0 1 .298
Juan Rivera, LF 3 0 0 0 1 1 1 .244
Howard Kendrick, 2B 4 0 1 1 0 0 0 .308
Brandon Wood, 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 .188
Ryan Budde, C 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000
   a- Maicer Izturis, PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
    Mike Napoli, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .154
Totals 31 4 6 4 3 7    
a-grounded out for Budde in the 8th
Batting
2B - Torii Hunter (10, Smith)
HR - Torii Hunter (2, Westbrook)
RBI - Torii Hunter 3 (10), Howard Kendrick (10)
2-OUT RBI - Howard Kendrick (1)
Team LOB - 4
Fielding
DP - Budde-Wood, Kendrick-Aybar-Morales
 
Cleveland Indians
Jake Westbrook 6 4 3 3 1 7 1 5.53
Jamey Wright 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4.32
Tony Sipp 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3.24
Joe Smith (L,0-1) 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 7.71
Rafael Perez 0.2 0 0 0 1 0 0 2.70
Chris Perez 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 4.05
IBB - Matsui by Joe Smith, J. Rivera by Rafael Perez
Pitches-Strikes - Jake Westbrook 100-61, Jamey Wright 13-8, Tony Sipp 12-8, Joe Smith 6-2, Rafael Perez 10-3, Chris Perez 1-1
Ground Balls-Fly Balls - Jake Westbrook 10-1, Jamey Wright 1-2, Tony Sipp 2-1, Rafael Perez 1-0
Batters Faced - Jake Westbrook 23, Jamey Wright 3, Tony Sipp 3, Joe Smith 2, Rafael Perez 2, Chris Perez 1

Los Angeles Angels
Ervin Santana 6.2 6 3 3 3 8 0 4.59
Kevin Jepsen 0.1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.80
Fernando Rodney 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 3.09
Brian Fuentes (W,1-1) 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 3.86
HBP - Hafner (by Ervin Santana)
Pitches-Strikes - Ervin Santana 111-67, Kevin Jepsen 4-3, Fernando Rodney 12-6, Brian Fuentes 17-14
Ground Balls-Fly Balls - Ervin Santana 6-4, Fernando Rodney 2-0, Brian Fuentes 1-2
Batters Faced - Ervin Santana 28, Kevin Jepsen 1, Fernando Rodney 4, Brian Fuentes 5
 
Game Information
Attendance - 34190
Game Time - 2:50
Temperature - 64
Umpires - Home - Joe West, First Base - Angel Hernandez, Second Base - Paul Schrieber, Third Base - Rob Drake
Poll
Indians pitcher Chris Perez...
...has a point, It was a bush league play.
21 votes
...is a whiny baby. Who cares how you win the game.
696 votes

717 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  134 comments

Comments

Oh Shut the Hell Up Chris Perez
What I find amusing is that Howie seemed to be imitating the play that started the 9th for the Indians against Fuentes.

Granted that was to get on base not win the game with two outs, but what is the real difference?

Perez can suck it.

I'm glad Howie didn't walk over Chris Perez's mound after the bunt.
Too bad for Perez

it stopped being his mound as soon as he blew the game.

Jack Sheridan obviously ruled that he was swinging at all five pitches.

That’s what all good umpires do.

Ben Davis bunted to break up a Curt Schilling no-hitter a few years back.

And you would have thought that the world was coming to an end.

If Schilling gets electing, I’m certain that the first thing he’ll do is propose a law banning the bunt. Why is the bunt so hated? Get over it.

It was kinda different

If you bunt for the purpose of breaking up a no-hitter, in a game that you have little chance of winning, that is kind of bush league. In Davis’ defense though, I think Schilling had only a 1 or 2 run lead, so Davis was justified doing what he thought would best help his team win the game.

This is really, really weak by Perez. He has no argument whatsoever. If the Indians don’t want Howie to bunt there, they need to play the corner infielders in a bit. Simple as that. If they play back, it is good baseball for any reasonably fast runner to keep the defense honest with a bunt now and then.

It was 2-0

and there was one out in the 8th inning. In other words, the successful bunt brought the tying run to the plate. Baseball is a competition; the object is to win. Since the bunt is a legal play, any suggestion that Davis was being “unmanly” or something of that nature is patently fatuous.

Ugh

Chris Perez is a whiny little (something that rhymes with bunt).

shunt?

stunt? runt?

Must be Hunt
Grunt
Blunt...

maybe it could relax him a bit, and hey, in California it’s practically legal too!

zactly wat I'z be tinkin' mon
runt
Boy

i am Completely oUt of possible rhymes, i’m sure that there’s someoNe out There who will come up with it.

No need to punt

There’s still more rhymes to put out front

Cunt?

Oh, wait…

:-X

He would be, except

it would be an insult to whiny little "bunt"s;

Hey Perez, you know if there’s one team in baseball that’s gonna try that play, it’s the team in front of you, you idiot, you moron. You might have caught this team’s act while watching the playoffs every year. They’re pretty famous for “Angels baseball”, a bunting, stealing, 1st-to-3rd, hit-and-run, opportunistic, ultra-aggressive, pedal-to-the-metal-and-damn-the-consequences style that wins games, divisions and World Series, are you the only MLB player not to know this? Only this team cultivates an environment where Kendrick makes that play (or scores two on a bunt, or steals home with Vlad at the plate, squeezes in the playoffs, etc. etc., Angels-only plays). Your team cultivates. . .what? No wonder you’re pissy. And what is the depth of your stupidity if you’re beat by a “stupid play”? Way to go! Complete ignorance of the opposition AND letting everyone know it got to you! Next time we’ll try bunting Kendry or some other “bush league” play and make your brain explode. You’re not using it anyway, esp. when opening your big mouth.

Agreed.

I mean, weren’t you watching the day before, Perez? When they sent MATSUI — yes, Matsui — from 2nd to home against Choo’s cannon?

But Perez will be one cool cat...

…when he’s sitting on his couch in October watching those “bush league” teams in the playoffs.

Allow me to be the first to say STFU, Perez.
Was just reading comments on the Indians blog...

Most of them are saying the same thing, what Perez said was wrong but most admire him for saying it…

Then there’s this…

“In the bottom of the 9th inning, light-hitting Felix Fermin (batting 9th) drew a walk, leadoff man Oddibe McDowell sacrificed him to second, and Jerry Browne hit a slow roller to Cal Ripkin at short, he was out at first but Fermin made it to third base. So it’s runner on third, two outs, and Joe Carter comes to the plate. He was the Tribe’s big power threat that year, with 35 homers, 32 doubles, 105 RBI. Baltimore was playing him a bit deep, and he surprised everyone in the ballpark by dropping a bunt single down the third base line and beating it out. The stadium erupted, and I’ve never heard a happier player on the post-game show than Joe Carter that day.”

Props to the Indian’s fan who pointed this one out…

Howie Kendrick has obviously seen "Major League".

He just didn’t “Call his shot” like Jake Taylor did

no-hit bunts kind of are cheap

it’s one of the dozens of baseball’s “unwritten rules”, but i think the issue is that it becomes more a matter of crapping on someone’s day than, you know, tyring to WIN.

howie bunted to win in the purest sense. you HAVE to love that. and if your defense is too dumb to consider the options an offensive player has, well, i’ll take the win with a grin and a handshake.

I'm a little surprised

that they’re calling more BS on the bunt than the call on Torii at second. It was an equal share win catalyst

Looks like Perez just voted in the poll...

(first “Bush League” vote just came across seconds ago…)

2 now. I wonder who they are.
Chris Perez and Rafael Perez?
The third one was from Perez Hilton
I was 3, Perez was 4
we must find them, root them out and string them up!
I'm the third.

I can understand reading the defense and taking advantage of it. And I’ll take the win as well. At the same time though, it just felt kind of wierd. IDK, I don’t have the words now. It definitely wasn’t bush league, but it didn’t feel completely right either.

how is it any different the Scioscia trying the aqueeze play in the playoffs 2 years ago against the Sox.
That run wouldn't have guaranteed a win.
Really?

I thought is was genius.

(not is, but it)
Dude...this is professional sports

Why do you think guys did PED? Help themselves out physically AND do whatever it takes to WIN!

I can tell you this…I was on the phone when HK laid down that bunt. Next thing I know I was on my feet with my arms up in the air shouting HOWIEEEEEE, phone call be damned! That play took BALLS on Howie’s part! How often do you see anyone lay down that push bunt? When executed properly, it works every time. It is tough to execute properly. KUDOS to HK for having the cajones to even try because as he said, there were going to be a lot of questions about what he was doing if he failed.

Why do you think guys did PED? Help themselves out physically AND do whatever it takes to WIN!

Not sure if it was for “winning” so much as winning would just be a byproduct of their real reason: to increase personal productivity within the game so they could make more money. I doubt most steroid users were altruistic enough to have taken steroids for the express purpose of helping their team win.

As I said.

I’ll take the win. That’s first and foremost. And I doubt you would cheer for Bonds because he was helping himself physically to do whatever it took to win.

I think Chris Perez was actually talking about bunts hurting his man-bush

pussy.

I think the 3rd base umpire throwing Soth out...

was Bush league

I still don't know why he threw him out.
Soth said the ...

Magic Word

as much as the call was rediculous...

Soth was arguing balls and strikes so that’s a capital offense in MLB.

Baseball isn't in a context-free vacuum

at its core, he’s arguing balls and strikes, yes. But considering the absurdity of the situation, an umpire cannot possibly REASONABLY assume that his decision, made one time out of maybe 10 million, will not be met with skepticism and harsh criticism. If you’re going to have the balls to make one of the most bafflingly stupid calls in baseball history (even if the magnitude is inconsequential), you must also have the balls to handle more than 3 seconds of criticism before you eject someone over it.

Did you see Scioscia's quote?
"That call was mind-boggling," Scioscia said. "In 35 years in baseball, I’ve never seen anything like what Hideki did interpreted as a swing. He was getting out of the way of the ball and trying to keep his balance. Somehow, Rob Drake interpreted that as a swing."
true

He has a very good point. Honestly did he REALLY make an attempt to go? Its not like he tried to hit that pitch. So what did the ump want him to do? Stay in the box and get hit? Matsui wanted to get outta the way so he could hit and he probly didnt wanna get hit either tho. But who would?

But ...

If the batter is resting the bat on his shoulder, and a pitch is coming at his head, squats then has the ball hit the bat. That batter must run if the ball lands if fair territory, or will be called for a strike if it lands foul.

Matsui was standing in the box at the time his bat is fair game to all the rules of the game. I’m defending the umps. They can interpret the rules as they see fit towards the play on the field. But they don’t want to set a precedence, they just want to show presents.

I believe that the umps blew this call by not taking into consideration to the actions in the box at the time of the call, which the rules state they clearly can.

But I believe the rule states something about "offering"

And I doubt he was offering.

Couldn't find offering, but this I did

A STRIKE is a legal pitch when so called by the umpire, which — (a) Is struck at by the batter and is missed

Matsui obviously didn’t strike at the pitch, but his bat did cross over the plate in a swinging fashion. The umpire crew can discuss these types of rulings, but they never do.

Rob Drake was probably thinking that it wasn’t strike three, and it was a no contest call. They didn’t even check to see if the ball hit Hideki.

According to baseball rules

there is no actual objective criteria by which a swing must be determined. We all talk casually, and so do commentators and others, about “the wrists breaking” or “the head of the bat crossing the plate,” or any of that nonsense, but none of it is in the rule books. This leaves the call completely at the discretion of the umpires, and leaves the basis for such a call as something that should hinge on hitter intent and restraint.

In Matsui’s case?

1) The intent is quite clear: not to swing, but to bailout. There is zero reason to believe intent to swing.

2) You can’t fault restraint either, as he didn’t ‘fail to restrain’ his swing, so much as he had no concern for the bat’s movement as his legs literally kicked out from under him.

So, in all, we’re back to where we started: a bullshit call made with zero basis.

Thank you, CKOD

+1 for cutting to the heart of the matter. I would only add that whatever the situation, it is bush league for an ump to have such a quick hook.

Hafner pulled a TRUE BUSH LEAGUE play on the bases loaded HBP

He made no attempt to move out of the way of the pitch and was hit to drive in a run. That was weak sauce right there. He was in an 0-2 count, so he knew that the best way to get on base was to “take one for the team.” Good play, though, as the umps will never call “batter made no attempt to get out of the way.”

His Kung Fu...

is NOT strong

They should of

he made ZERO attempt to move

I hate the "batter made no attempt to get out of the way" call anyway

First of all, in the once-every-ten-years event that it gets called, all it does is serve to create a shitload of animosity when one side inevitably erupts in the “WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN’T START CALLING THAT NOW” argument, which is a completely legitimate gripe.

Second of all, we don’t need more subjective criteria thrown into a game already bogged down by bad calls made in regards to OBJECTIVE criteria.

And third, if you’re a pitcher, and you’re throwing so poorly as to put the ball in a position where it could conceivably make contact with a player, why the fuck is the onus on him to bail your ass out so he can be rewarded with only a ball instead of a baserunner?

Next time

Perez needs to tell his offense to score more runs and that wont happen.

This says it all :
What would he say if he were on the other side of the bunt play?

Why is bunting accepted in any other part of the game but not with two outs in the ninth inning of a tie game? Of course if that had been Grady Sizemore he’d be lauding the play. Poor-loser-Idiot.

Come on you know everybody here was so embarassed over something

that should never happen, but it did and you whined about it…come on you know who you are.

Yeah...I was embarrassed for 3b umpire Rob Drake for being a moron!
I'd be whining too if I played on the Indians and lost yet another series.
You play to WIN the game!

summoning Herm Edwards

^ Was just about to quote that too. ^
Bot. 9th: LA Angels

-H.Kendrick reached on bunt single, T.Hunter scored, J.Rivera to second.

If you know anything at all about baseball--how can you call that bunt a "stupid play?"

or a “bush play” or whatever? I’m figuring the only ones voting for that on this poll are Cleveland fans.

Cleveland is

mad because they didnt think of it

This Explains Everything

After reading Chris Perez’s comments, I now understand why the Indians are the most despised franchise in MLB.

But seriously, I think someone should explain to him why when you bunt for a base hit, it’s still a hit.

“Really Chris, I’m not kidding. It’s a hit. No, you can look it up. Really! Really!”

I love any chart that is called “The Hatred Index.”

Some telling quotes from Let's Go Tribe
I really didn’t care about the Angels before this but now I really hate them.
That’s a piss-poor attitude from Perez. A smart, unexpected play isn’t bush-league, especially when it wins the game.

One and done.

Beat me to it. I was going to post the "piss-poor" comment too.
I'm always going to be a step ahead of you Red

so get used to it buddy.

Well, that's only because you don't have your stash anymore.
haha

It’s a god send though, I’m sharper than ever. And twice as fragrant.

For many people (btw)

having “stash” is a “godsend”
I’m for whatever works for people, as long as it doesn’t hurt others

I've never even really smoked, I just thought it was funny that rex got busted at John Wayne

I wonder if everyone thinks i’m a stoner due to my moniker.

fact check: he got arrested in KC not at SNJ. fyi

Typical stoner move.
haha
I think your moniker is a riot

wehter you toke or not

Chris Perez

Just blew my mind

BUNTING'S ILLEGAL! You can't do that!

sniffle sniffle tear.

Yeah, Hunter was out

Oh well. :P

You're only out if you get caught
Chris Pettit had a pretty amusing opinion on the situation

“Indians’ Perez can save it, if you lost 45 pounds and could get off the mound you wouldnt be complaining about losing the game”

Now there is a link I would love to see... :)
http://twitter.com/cpettit815/status/13080268341
Rob Neyer's take

Bush league at Angel Stadium.

Once again Neyer plays the "luck" card
Kendrick just got a little lucky, pushing the ball past the pitcher and toward a second baseman who was playing deep.

I love Neyer, but he throws that word around way too much, even if he’s right most of the time. It’s just annoying.

The Unwritten Rulebook

LINKIE

That's funny

Thanks for the link. Didn’t know he had a blog.

The Bunt was very AJ Pierzynski

If your team executes it, you love it. If it goes against your team you remember it and hate it forever.

Who could ever hate Howie...

such a likable kinda smilin’ guy???

Im talking about JUST the play itself.
With ya...

Pure coincidence, happen to be watching CHW/Tex right now…

Texass announcers just referred to AJ as a “trash talking catcher.” "As he stepped on home plate after hitting a postseason HR he let out a ‘boooyaaah’. “The Bill Laimbeer of baseball.”

and i've got a lot of his things in my home

hope there haven’t been any robberies in HK’s neighborhood lately…! ;)

I have a nice autographed photo of him in my hallway too… j/k

I would hate that Pierzynski was the one who did it

but I wouldn’t hate Pierzynski for HAVING done it. Then again, Pierzynski doesn’t have the speed to do it, either.

I hate Pierzynski for crap like his “HBP” earlier this month, which is actually borderline cheating, and because he’s a belligerent selfish asshole, not because he’s aggressive and a so-called “heads-up” player.

Anyone apologizing for Pierzynski is doing so SOLELY on the basis of the uniform. The man is a disgrace. Anyone apologizing for Kendrick’s play, 95% of all fans, are doing so because there’s no reason he shouldn’t be trying it.

Rec'd for the Pure-shit-ski comment
When NFL refs screw up, they later admit it and apologize.

Did Drake admit to totally screwing up the call? Did he apologize?

When will MLB quit covering up for incompetent umps?

How else will the Yankees ever win 50 championships?
Quote from article in Long Beach P-T made me laugh...

“With manager Mike Scioscia long gone after his second-inning ejection, bench coach Ron Roenicke and third-base coach Dino Ebel acted like brothers taking the family car out for some stunt driving. "
Brightened up an otherwise dull day for me.

Ode to Howie's Walk Off Bunt

His perfect bunt was more than luck
Though Cleveland fans said “What the F…K?”
      But the Indians weren’t intelligent
      against the Halos, they were negligent,
and played the hit like five John Kruks

(alright, a little slack for the “s” please)

Last night Howie watched his TV
And “Major League” was the DVD
   Howie bunted like Taylor
   Without any failure
And the Halos had victory

Ha! let the games begin!

I heard that Perez shed a tear
with teammates and media near
I thought “thanks for the pitch,
you blabbering bitch,
go cry in your locker, not here”

With two outs, Kendrick did bunt
And so kept his team in the hunt
   “Not Fair!”, Perez cried
   “No one does that!” he tried
But everyone know he’s a [runt]

Yea, I like "runt" in brackets, Red...

I was playing with that word (and it’s replacement) and the rhyming scheme at one point, but wasn’t sure how to pull it off

Or, A haiku.

A bunt with two out
Perez is unhappy now
We lit the halo

How about my Haiku

Fuck You Chris Perez
Fuck You Christopher Perez
You Fucker, Perez

you can't rhyme in a Haiku

and if you rhyme things you can’t rhyme perez with perez

Not trying to rhyme

just trying to write a truthy Haiku.

Why can't you just write a nice little limerick like the rest of us?

damn!

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