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Gamethread Pt 2



The game continues at a 4-4 tie after the stretch!

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thx for new thread...

That one was painfully slow on my droid….

Your droid might have a bad motivator
i'm sure it is Lucas' fault

Beam me up obi wan

The late inning offense for the Halos

has been non existent. Lets change that!

scotnakinator!

comin through in the clutch.

scotarondak! scotarelli. scotland

scotnakster.
I prefer scottsnackster.

Brings me beer nuts.

beer nuts?

so many jokes I won’t make

Never heard of beer nuts? It's funny though, very poorly written word ha

Scotnaklovesmathinski.

Let's go into extras!

I’m FEELIN it

Rodney up and loosening...

Means we get Fuentes when it goes into extra innings.

or we get that suckage if we get the lead
someone with legs get me a beer

please

you asked nicely - but

get one yourself. :D

WTF Aybar wat are u waiting for
*facepalm*
doing his impression of last night
Urk. Did he do that last night too?
sruck out looking with 2 strikes and the bases loaded to end the threat

i guess the 2 strikes mention was kinda implied

Oh. Dear Gawd. I missed that; had to go do other stuff before that happened.
okay frikin angels bats. wake the heck up

1 hit in 3.1 innings

C'mon guys, we need some runs.
Pregame picks answer...

Looks like Teixeira yes?

I didn't realize the question was who is the biggest skankee douchefish.
I hope so

Johnson was the 1st NY k. was he in?

nope

it was first to K of jeter, tex, aybar, abreu, or none of the 4 will k

Hey!

Then I think I won!

me too

i bet big coin

YES network scott
Tex is batting .119

he officially sucks even more. if even possible

There’s a calculus problem. 1. find the upper limit of tex’s suckness

Wood still batting worse than that
Yes, I know you're not a Wood fan

i remember from last night

was not even on the sight last night if i remember correctly
might have been actually don't know for sure
I hate the MFY
MoFoYankees?
Yep

That’s what the Sux fans call them anyway…

Can I type it out? Or did my words for texhole use up my allotment?
Texhole, heh.
common torii show up in the clutch for once
just jack one torii
Abreu heating up

IIRC he started off slow last year too

Mr. Robertson coming in.

I’d rather be watching Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood.

She's not fit to carry mr. rogers v-neck sweater
wow...

Posada threw someone out

out by a mile
canucks owning the kings

rypien just took someone’s soul too

WTF abreu u must suck to get thrown out by Posada
BLOBBY
That's a good one, can a new Q one be mayor quimby?
i didn't see it, wtf did tex do to make my buddy so pissed?

something about a dirty play?

Arguably unnecessary slide-job--Gave Bobby Wilson a concussion and possibly a broken ankle.
Demonstrably unnecessary

He missed the plate!

He pretended he wasn't a douche but failed.
Did you see his "I'm so sorry face"? Pathetic.
The mariners are losing.
nice play by cano
did soth really send him?

gimme a darn break

Tori looking foolish
nice torii swing at something above ur head way to lead
we look pretty pathetic at the plate now
by right now

do you mean most of the season

Batter's Box offense hasn't done much so far this year
Rojas is a funny dude
I dont find him funny at all !
me either, nor do I find him entertaining.

sounds like phys 2.0 to me

Rojas and Gubi

Are H o r r i b l e together.

H O R R I B L E !
B O R I N G A S H E L L
Damn Rojas

tell us how you really feel

Can you hear the drums Fernando.............................
that's what i'm talking abbaout!
Abba fan? Haha
damn it rodney is in now we are stuck with Fuentes in a crucial situation
Fuentes in the 9th.

Great.

we can score 1,then he can cough up 2
A's up 10-0
they R fo realz
till about mid july amirite? :P
torii falling aslee....zzzzz
Whoa Rodney in for 2 innings? Nice!

Haha I wish.

too good to be true
Once again. Somethings not right with Tori.
has never been the same after the abductor strain just is not playing the game with reckless abandon
I think you're right.
that yankee fan's face has melted into his man boobs
don't even see that poll on the foxsportswest site :p
click on the A for Angels at the top. Then it is on the right side after the news links.
Torii continues to play cf like my lil sister
fernaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE

Hahahahaha

Swish looked sooo bad

Oh god.

This is set up to have Fuentes pitch to A-Roid in the 9th.

he can bean him with his marshmallow heater
wat the hell is wrong with the ump
that's a steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerike
See the "A Few Good Men" comic from last season
I missed the new thread.

Getting old and senile.

I love yankee strike zones.
you mean the LACK of right?
Wait what does horse face have to do with this?
to hell with that home plate umpire
does he not have the balls to ring up the yankees

….what i wouldnt give for an overpowering arm in the bullpen

?!?!?!?!?!?! That last pitch was a strike.
Hey Blue,

Check is in the mail. Signed Hank Steinbrenner.

"jeeet"

“want sum ice cream?”

Soth

always looks like hes gonna kill the ump

gets that blank look that dogs get

when you watch them take a dump

He's got family in Jersey

that can take care of him

just got home

what the heck was that it was right down the middle….. bring on the robot umpires.

for real… just have the count autmatically get read on the score bored in the form of red and green lights

we have bunch of old fogies running things.....

they wouldn’t even let the bases be covered with spiderwebs for the opening weekend of Spiderman 3…. how cool would that have been.

that pitch to Jeter was less of a strike than the one that walked the guy
No wonder.

The home plate ump is Tim Cheat-ah

well

that was expected

lol naps is a base runners best friend

Hit him, Rodney
whole lot of drama

for almost getting hit by a changeup

but it is so much better for baseball if Yankees win....

I am ready for ball/strike calls by machines

well they freaking advertise on their own #%@% site

that it’s accurate to within 1 inch…… do they really think humans are anywhere near that accurate, or do they just like bad calls?

i swear if that non strike call comes back to haunt us that will suck
thanks ump, help a fast guy get a walk with jeter on deck

dick

he has to earn his paycheck

ya know

his OTHER paycheck
shit almost 5-4 right there
chubby chaser

sabathia looks bored

"defensing"????

lol…. why are they showing sleeping kids? they should be showing the hundreds of hot chicks at the big A… that would “inspire” more people to go

Wow.

Just watched the Tex collision replay. Ooh boy am I pissed.

still haven't seen it
i can't wait to see it
Yes you can its ugy
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7620275
Check MLB.com

I saw it through MLB at bat for iphone

where did you find it?
it's on the front page of Mlb.com
U-haul is a douche
why was it a bad play?

how was it dirty, like I said I haven’t seen it

Wilson didn't have the ball

and Teix went way out of the way to hit him.

well was Wilson blocking the plate?
Not really
he didn't have the ball
I didn't have a problem with it.
So uh, physioc gone...

…but Yankee-lovin booth remains? Annoying.

they HAVE to talk about them because they get higher ratings that way

at least that’s what the espn ombudsman said

Well eff him

And tell him to get me a beer.

lol can we make rodney our closer please

Why isn't he closing again?
Sosh is insane he said he loves the adrenaline flow when Fuentes is pitching
lol

I heard he base jumps during the offseason

aka feeling of a sudden heart attack?

someone should introduce him to those new KFC chicken bacon cheese sandiwiches

i think he already has been introduced
I can relate

I love the adrenaline rush when the bungee cord breaks.

yankees requested some in game BP, so in comes Fuentes
Rodney shows balls gets 4 outs

Why do the angels have to get 4 outs each inning while the yankees get 2?

I heart Rodney
he's looked good

since the first or 2nd game.
unhittable

Time to take the lead
Thing is. If we bad mouth the umps tomorrow they'll squeeze us even more

so maybe we just gotta start biting the bullet and not tearing them in the media. Sucks but I know they can’t stand it.

Joba the Hut
Get it in gear here Stan.
Stan the man!
damn matsui if the only flaw is that ur fing slow
We have 3 track and field stars in the line-up

Matsui, Rivera, K-mo

LETS GO HALOS
There you are!
Run Reggie Run
Shoulda been 2 bags!

I hate you Swisher!

Swisher the ice skater
Reginald "denny" Willits!
Kmo put this ball into orbit
Seriously?

Let’s talk first about swisher before matsui’s rip.

I liked our announcers till I heard us face the skanks.

holy shit

that’s a strike? when Rodney’s was a ball?

Ervin knows what he's talking about
big strike zone, ump
Only when a $$kank is pitching
Rojas"and Morales takes upstairs"
KMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOODBYE BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
LEAVE RODNEY IN!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit early celebration did not realize fuentes still has the capabiltiy of screwing up this game
off joba too suck it fatty
YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BEST REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got a FEVER!!! And the only cure is MORE KOWBELL!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CUBAN JEDI STRIKES BACK!

helll yyyeeeaaa!!!!
******************HOMERUN**************Kendry Morales!***********************
KOWBELL!!!!!

Nice job Joba.

Joba the Hutt is going to send Greedo to take out KMo
That was for Wilson!!!!
"JOBA YOU SUCK!!!"

ROFL

LEAVE RODNEY IN
If that means no Fuentes...

Hell yeah.

Joba is so overated

a white trash, piece of shit, drunk driving. lucky he didn’t kill anyone, inbred idiot, with a decent fastball and nothing else

Why are you only mentioning his good points?
Doesnt his mom cook meth?
The Paula Dean of Meth Cookery.
Which one of you yelled that Joba suks?
Desecrator
some drunk Halo fan yelled that haha
Kendry hit that for Chico Escuela .
Beisbol been berry berry good to KMo
swim mofo

swim

Loving the Yankees Suck Chant

from the great Angels crowd

LOL at the smoke on the infield from the fireworks.
im scared

brian. fuentes.

i think we all are
need at least 2 more runs....

let fuentes rest

HAHAHAHA YES!!!!
now fuentes can come in and......oh shit....
kowbell

Woohoo

Two more so we don't need Fuentes
More runs keep fuentes out of game
Hey what happened?

I was too busy rubbing Kendrys HR in my yanks friends face haha

KEEP SCORING! we need a 5 run cushion for Fuentes and his huge ERA

Big Middle Finger to the Projectionists

who think Kendry is going to regress

this guy's teh real deal.
ESPN did not have him regressing that much still had him at 30HR and 100 RBI just slightly less average
skeletor looks crushed
Fat boy

can’t bring the heat like he used to

praise Jesus

but Frackense still needs to come in

dang

solid contact from eyebrows

Well, it was GRANDERSON who caught that....
no one else catches it
Just came back from a food break

to learn that Kendry was, well, Kendry.

and damnit Granderson and his goodness.

man Angels do some crazy things

everyone is hitting this guy hard and then you want to FORCE your batter to swing????

Where's Acuda?
stuck in the parking lot
He's out buying more candles

for his shrine

Playing cowbell
he barely swung at that

makes it look too easy

wood taking notes?
we need Nap to hit a homerun
I dedicate that 2 run bomb to Wilson

Get better buddy!!!

Fuentes sighting.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuentes sighitng and its frightening
and he's going to be facing the heart of the line-up....
so do the Angels call up Conger???
I suspect Budde.

Don’t want to call up Conger too early and f-up his development.

just tell him to stay away from the Hacker
no one can escape his influence
like someone else we know and love

Probably Budde
I guess we'll find out after the game or tomorrow.
I doubt they'd announce a move before the end of the game.
wtf fatboy

he has a metal leg

Hey Joba, they're not gonna blow you and thank you for it here
ahhh shit

Fuentasuckass back to redeem himself….

all of a sudden

this umpire isnt calling any bs strikes

Yanks getting lucky tonight
Napoli hasn't hit a HR this year
save us the drama naps

and make it fuentes proof

let's chill out fuentes haters

He’s wearing an Angels hat last time I checked. He’s going to shut them down 1-2-3

hahaha

you’re funny

you know I like Fuentes

I just hate how Soth uses him, a guy that doesn’t give up any extra base hits to lefties that doesn’t walk a ton of guys is useful.

If Soth brings in Fuentes I will be so pissed......

the guy is a LOOGY Soth….. a loogy, not a closer.

get ready to be pissed
Oh come on ump, that was clearly a ($kankee) strike!

Yes, that was sarcasm

Lookin for a nippleganger
Just pitch, fat-ass
Yanks think Rivera is gonna run
Now that is some funny ass shit.

And with 2 outs too.

all 3 outs were smoked
One of them would have been a hit except for the greatest player ever -- GRANDERSON

You know, if he was available, we really should have tried to get him.

C'mere, I wanna slap you for that.
[Hides behind Funke5ive]
You think he'll save your sorry behind? He'll give you up for a bag of doughnuts.
You think?

I didn’t know he was available.

FUCCCKKK they are bring in fuentes!

excuse the language. let my anger get the best of me….. how long til fuentes contract is off the books?

FUDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's not what you really said.
That's not what SHE said, either
Lets doit Dino
You want Dino to pitch?
fuentesaurus
I know, I thought it would make you laugh.
Fuentes is going to do it!!!
drop a duece on the mound??
No meatballs to A-Fraud this time, Fuentes

we woulda been in the WS last year if we didnt have fuentes i swear

Someone is strangely absent

I hope there’s an NFL draft every week ; )

+1000000000000000000000000000
im here
not talking about u buddy

darn i wish there were more lakers game. wait did i just type that?

I want to give him a chance...

but I’m afraid to watch.

Is there a way to fastfoward?
if so .... push the button
I can't watch
Soth is loving every minute of this .....

everytime he brings out Fuentes , he knows he’s torturing me.

OMG I think I'm gonna barf!!
Only the kids have no faith in fuentes. God bless 'em
well Kendry might need another one of those bombs to win this game
Good shot of the Tex play.

This is after the ball has bounced off of Wilson and WAAAYYYY over him. From this point, Tex runs right into him. So, no, he wasn’t blockingg the plate.

http://tinyurl.com/25u59rz

This clears up any doubts

about his douchiness

We will be singing Fuentes' praise in a jiff
He's coming in to face all righties

this is so inane

O please--God of Halodom

Look over us with mercy

wild

and throwing 88

EXACTLY!

He’s not right.
And not ready to pitch.

Fuentes, please dont let your first hitter on base...

but it would be better than giving up a hr firsst…like your last outing

he can only get better than that...... right .....
actually a walk is bad as a homerun in that situation

in fact if I was a manager and a guy gets on in the 9th and he’s not the tying run, I’d honestly just have my pitcher balk him over until he scored and start fresh and he could pitch from the windup

Of course. 2-0, immediately
sitting dead "pink"

and he misses the 88 mph meatball

Blew it by him with that 88 MPH heat!
toasted marshmallow
thames

lol

Couldn't catch up with the 88 MPH fastball
it's tough

for varsity high schoolers

of course getting the first batter out always help .
omg

he touched 90 mph
lol at thames
sorry, but lol

OH MY GOSH A K
Fans giving tex a nice long boo
not long enough
gonna be 2 more tough outs
he's crafty

fluttering those airplanes by

Origamisaurus
Wake me up when it's lit. Haha
Bean him.
A first pitch strike would be nice
Get this hen-pecked ass out!
Do the Angels not check the radar gun?

Something’s wrong with Fuentes.

this can be a whole new suckage meter if Tex cant even get on with Fuentes
i wish i can throw paper jets that fast
making it look easy

now …
bring in someone else

STFD Tex, you bastard
Two out, you doubters.

hahaha dont pretend you werent sweating

I wasn't. I figured he was about due.

lol we’re not out of it yet… Fuentes is the first person that comes to mind when i think about losing a game with 3-2 and 2 outs

Huh. I remember how many he won last year.
fuentes' reaction to arod's alcs dong

is kind of funny

2 gone.

Get this roided ass out!

Is Tito on the juice?
1 away
You are waaay behind.
Eh.

meant to say 1 more

1 away from a win. I see.

wait… so K-mo didnt just hit a 2 run shot?

morales 2 run homer!!!

yes!1

lets walk a rod see what happens with cano the worst that can happen is he hits a solo shot
*thing
i don't know if that clears it up any :P
3-2

biting my nails

we should have cut this guy last night
no

otherwise K-rod would have been gone a long time ago

Fuentes finally pitched well, but the fact of the matter is Rodney is 5 for 5 Fuentes 2 for 3 and last year Rodney only blew one Fuentes 7
i can't hear you. The victory roar is deafening
That pop up

Is out at Yankees stadium

game!

fuentes is back!
:)

I never had any doubts!

And I’m a huge liar. Haha

Light it!

a 1-2-3 inning from Fuentes?

Holy shit

Light her up

WOw…. he actually did it! AMAZING!

Huzzah and hosannah!
LIGHT THAT HALO WITH TEX'S LITTLE POINTY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIGHT UP THE HALO

Just another Halos Victory

Yay! Light it up!
Suck it Skanks!!!!!!
Whew.

Game over, Light up the Halo.

OMG! no 9th inning drama! who are you and what have you done with frank.... i mean fuentes?
Yes. Who called it??

i did!

You da man Rex.
still would rather have Rodney as the closer
Me too, here on my couch.
Light up the Halo!

Just Another Halo Victory!!!

good job Brian

there was some redemption

woot! Game 1 halos

they should all face skank dugout

and blow tex a big kiss!!!!!!

Kendry

Panther! Obviously

Never doubted him
Best win of the season in my opinion

Wilson’s going to feel better when he get’s the news

I hope he doens't have a fracture. I am a bit worried about his knees.
This win was very useful....

Shake those thoughts of last season’s ALCS. Did it for Bobby. I hope Tex gets one between the blades.

Ummmm get a translator ok
Kendry needs a translator
wait, i don't understand spanish :(
here's a chance for Mota - isn't that his job?
It's the only thing he does

decently

Most awkward interview ever
Excellent Interview
hahahahaha, Kendry cracks me up

now someone tell me waht he said

Dont these guys have their own private English teachers
the way i see it

its like if they asked an American to do an interview in Portuguese in Portugal after only being there in one year. You look like a fool if u try to speak it so having a translator makes everything a lot better for u.

Vladdy's English is ok but he isn't comfortable speaking it in front of a camera. May be the same with Kendry.
Kudos to Kendry for trying.
I like it when they try, but I don't see it as being important. Playing well is what counts.
well yeah

its all good.

What? Why should they?
That was hysterical. Didn'T even bother to translate.
Great Moral Victory!
I dont care how he talks...

as long as he keeps hitting

gotta like Kendry-sincerely humble
Light up the Halo

Just another halo victory

that teaches you a-roid to step on mounds

and not get away with it.

look at McDonald Jobba the hut
The A's are still keeping 1st place warm for us

yes!

k-mo 3-3 wining hr...

panther of the game… win!

I think tex is going to get a nice little present on national tv tomorrow
It's his birthday?
Gubi don't make excuses for tex...

tex doesn’t care about the Angels.

He only walked back after that collision to touch home, didn't he?
I'm all energized now. So much for going to sleep anytime soon
tomorrow at 1pm

I told you Fuentes was going to do it!!!!!! just had a feeling…..

today's game...

tex smashing Wilson’s head $2500 of pain
Ervin getting to 6th… one sigh of relief
K-mo getting winning hr… 1 more win
Brian Fuentes getting a save? priceless
there are some things we prevent
for everything else there’s MasterCard…

Pineiro tomorrow?
Yep. Pineiro v. Pettite
That will be interesting. I kind of like Pineiro.
Sosh being generous regarding the collision with Bobby Wilson.
Way too generous.
♪dun dun dundun ♫dun dun dun dun dun dun....♫

♪tex is a jerk♫ tex is a jerk♫

sung to the tune of...????

(I think we already figured that out.)

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