Halos Heaven

she was batting?

exactly

Did you dance on the floor?

maybe I did

do we have loveable space that needs your face?

rivera looks lighter

but the double plays don’t care

Freeze on a line drive?

C’mon now..

Guby is out of his mind

Torre brought Jeter along slowly…what? Jeter was opening day SS 1996…yeah that’s slow

Kendrick flys out to center. 3 outs. 2-0 headed to the 3rd

Fun Fact:

Clayton Kershaw is the great-nephew of Clyde Tombaugh, the guy who discovered Pluto.

i still consider PLUTO

a planet.

Martin HBP

It's ok guys, I just started a shitstorm over that billboard with one of my former Sgt's.

Is GA going to make the Dodgers team?

yes

Am I allowed to root for him?

Maybe

Dude, it's GA

I assume the 00 is because he was too lazy to pick a number

yeah floyd!

scale of 1-10

how much do you like being a Dodger?

This ^^^

Wouldn't it be funny if GA had a gambling problem and had to go to GA?

He'd be too lazy to have a gambling problem

yeah BC!

next game

I'm sorry. Seeing him in that uniform is still Just Wrong(tm)

I think it brings out the color in his eyes.

haha

red floyd standing by

hey Red

Hola red

here goes nothin'

Hey guys

GA walks, Martin moves to 2nd

he throws that same slider again it's 5-0

Come on Womanny

You can GIDP

Manny K's looking. 1 out

STFD Ramirez

STFD

schooled

About time voodoo...

Kemp K's swinging. 2 outs

Most estrogen in their system...

Manny, Justin Bieber, ladybug, or opiejeanne?

Tie between Manny and Bieber

Manny

no offense, bug, and opiejeanne

I got a fever

a beiber fever

and the only cure is more KOWBELL

C'mon Voodoo, you can do this

What is up Halo fans?

How are we doing?

2-0 Dodgers in the 3rd

Thanks

Santana is pitching? how he do?

He's been a little shaky.

But he might have settled down now

free mlb.tv tonight

go check it out.

You better not be shitting me

for once

I am not. It’s free tonight. I’m watching it right now, since I don’t have access to my teevee tonight..

I have never said this to a man before but i love you

ummm....

dont make me insult the Ducks

OH NO lol

Beiber?

is that you?

(shutters)

bieber is 12 years old

i have a wife and 2 kids

no i am sorry no

nope

free today

sounds like you need to change a diaper

DAD

just did

K's the side

Loney K's swinging. 3 outs. 2-0 headed to the bottom of the 3rd

Man, if only Santana was consistent with that stuff!

ervin in the groove now

He got the VooDOO going now!

First dooDOO now vooDOO

WhoDoo?

youDOO

Now do that Voodoo that you do so well!

That's Hedley!

chicken bones

Naps K's swinging. 1 out

I want to be in those blankets

Those do look like pretty warm blankets

Maicer grounds out to short. 2 outs

Anemic O so far

blanket on the right looked pretty decent.

East german Shot-put team? nice...

blanket?

I didn’t notice a blanket

reply fail...first of the season

MARTYR

Hostility Abounds?

No

I really am a martyr

Moondoggy of Arc

The voices are telling me to attack

Aybar flies out to left. 3 outs. 2-0 headed to the 4th

HEY!!! GA runs for them

blue smoke

GA is supposed to be too lazy to get that

racist

that's cause he was racin to get to the ball

:)

racist martyr

Imposter

ya got me

I got nothing

finally showing hustle

Angel batters need to find some HOLES

I didn't know Jamie McCourt was at the game...

panther

wow

you ate your Wheaties today

omg

i reply failed again. kill me

MLB.tv users I got a problem

Half the time when I go full screen, it will just freeze randomly and I have to minimize real quick to get the picture back again.

Any ideas? Anti-Virus interfering? Anything?

Vista Sucks?

Apparently

But it did it for me on XP last year

Possibly a video card / primary display issue

otherwise its flash being stupid, which happens a lot. make sure you have latest version of flash and your video card drivers.

Just installed video card in jan so those should be good

I’ll try flash.

Damn interwebz.

Flash is a PITA

because it never uninstalls properly and the updates don’t always happen like they should.

I've noticed that over the years

what OS do you use?

DOS 2.0

lol

dork

8—)

Vista

you watch in HD?

always screws it up for me

Usually yeah, but it's not in HD tonight

MLBtv changed their stream location

I have problems lately with them too. They were fine all last year and up until a week ago. Then the flash got glitchy. Supposedly the stream will be corrected by the ‘real season’ starts

Blake flies out to center. 1 out

Were those trees behind the centerfield fence?!?!

Yep

Yep. Renovations for the ASG

Oh, we have to get an All-Star game for renovations? Cheapass Moreno.

Cell Towers

Blake pulls a Quentin and Hula Dula rules it

you could cut meat with Blake's chin

no wonder he had a beard

espnLA.com

rev you will not get a dollar

Johnson K's swinging. 2 outs

7K

That pic of Johnson was UGLY

i want WiHalo to photoshop that beard on every angel

DeWitt walks

Is mlb.tv delayed?

always a pitch or two

This is great for out-of-towners

how much it cost?

2 dead kittens

????

10 dollors

I pay $20 a month and get HD, plus ability to watch up to 4 at once

It’s the bees’ knees.

too many BB

get your head out Voodoo

With Victor Rojos being new, we get to hear all of Gubicza's old baseball stories all over again.

they sound great together

really?

you have a pretty low bar

I only watch the games on

ESPN and FOX so yes
last game was playoff and we all know how much McCarver sucks

yeah.

chemistry is way off.

hopefully this improves throughout the season.

agree

I Miss Hud

Crap, let me fire up the DVR.

Furcal gets a single, DeWitt to 3rd

Martin K's swinging. 3 outs. 2-0 headed to the bottom of the 4th

KKKKKKKK

strangest commercial

+1 WTF was that. definitely some freudian imagery there.

got milk?

MMP is the Vin Scully of online message board posters.

Is he gonna start fogetting players names and mis-pronouncing grudzialanek?

haha

How dare you. Watch the way you speak to a hall of famer.

Hey hey hey...

No offense to the man, I have nothing but the utmost respect. Frankly our broadcast team can’t hold a candle to him. Nobody ever will.

but… you have to admit it is funny when Vin has slowed down over the years at times.

mmmm. Shakeys commercial making me hungry

SHAKEYS! I loved Shakeys as a kid

we could start another 45 min thread

lol

Howard Johnson's Ice Cream

And bottomless fried clams

Matsui speaks great english

he's our Japanese Vlad

Abreu flies out to left. 1 out

I can't keep up with these game threads

old age kicking in?

Be nice

What's that sonny??!?!

Is it true that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?

Wasn't he in Lynyrd Skynyrd? I saw the poster on HH a few days ago.

.... I think you're right.

Trees

there?

yeah

Torii takes Kershaw deep! 2-1

TORII!!

HOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Toriiiii!!!

Hula Dula!!!

HULA DULA the Home Run Rula!!!!!

Torri

worth the money

HOMERUNTorii Hunter!**

yay

WOOO homerun!!!!!!!!

that a boy

Torii!!!

HR for Torii!!!!

Matsui joins a long list of non-English speaking Angels players. I'm just happy Victor Rojas does.

Most can at least speak some english even if not fluent

TORII!!!!!!

Hey look a japanese cameraman.

Godzilla gets a single

Go Go Godzilla!!!!!

Stan!!!

with the bleeder

WTF

Our announcers could care less less Torii just hit a HR

No Scott Boras tonight

out negotiating for Wash

Last time I saw SB

He was sitting with GA behind the plate

i once told scott boras

THAT GA was my fav because he only gave 90 percent and was great

Gotta love teh let’s go angels/dodgers chant wars

Kendry gets a double in the gap, Matsui moves to 3rd.

Of course, anyone else would have scored

'cept maybe Bengie

Damn!! Matsui even managed to go first to third!!!

the price of bad legs

he should’ve scored

does Stan run slow or is it the TV?

It ain't the TV. Let's put it that way

Dino Ebel must have used his superhuman willpower to hold up the stop sign there...

MORE KOWBELL

I got a fever!!!!

beiber fever?

I just threw up in my mouth a little

a lot

from beiber fever?

I miss Hud

These guys suck !

Let's post some "Hud would have said"

I'm really trying to be patent

I’ll give them until June before I start to bitch

sounds like 2 color commentators.

i like gubi. rojas is having difficulty calling a game… making it pretty uninteresting.

Ya, I'm hoping he gets better once he gets a little more settled

I'd rather

listen to Physioc talk about mustard on hotdogs.

These guys SUCK !

Let me guess...

you don’t like these guys?

I was picking up on some subtle vibes there.

That

And I’m kinda butt hurt Arte told Hud to get lost.

Not happy about that

Got to give them time to get use to each other

I can only hope.

I hope they get better as well and am willing to be patient.

it will be funny though if people are asking for Hud. later this season after all there complaining earlier in the off season lol

Lets just say...

Sofar I’m not impressed…At All!

Is Matt Kemp banging that girl that got her face beat in? Can't think of her name.

Rihanna?

Yeah, her.

Rivera with the sac fly! 2 outs. Matsui scores, Kendry to 3rd. 2-2

Good job K-Mo

Godzilla scores. KMo to third on the sac

nice!! this is Angel's territory!

not "Our World?"

same difference. Our UNIVERSE!

You are as cute as ever, buggy.

:-) ha ha

We Fly Flags.

Yeah, he’s a traitor, but he had that right.

Howie K's swinging. 3 outs. 2-2 headed to the 5th

The AT&T guy is annoying

I can't wait to watch Smackdown tonight. Can you guys believe Shawn Michaels retired?

he has to be 50 by now

44

But yeah

blast21dave - April 2, 2010 reply

44 i believe.

Had a good career though

Kinda sets up SummerSlam this year for disappointment

blast21dave - April 2, 2010 reply

Is Bev-Mo open all night?

They don’t have those here in my barrio.

It's all about Total Wine

It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory for drunks

In other news, anyone going to the Derby tomorrow?

I’ve apparently been enlisted to do a 5K walk to support summer camp for the disabled beforehand…

Wow really?

2 AM? Totally worth it for a spring training game

blast21dave - April 2, 2010 reply

GA gets a leadoff double

Dammit Garret!

it looks wrong to see GA in that Blue

Xavier Paul PR for GA

GA must have run out of blue smoke

Who is Jeremy Hill?

I found my thrill...

te-he

what the hill?

Gots to go

The wife needs me
go angels

buh bye

Bow-chicka-bow-wow

Hasta la vista

is that what they call it now??

http://www.instantrimshot.com

Ba-dum-dum

nope

’scalled whipped

That's when you say

SHHHHH! The Angels are on!

Manny flies out to center. 2 outs

1 out*

Hey Manny go see your Gynocologist

Mark Gubicza. Does anyone like this guy? Why is he gainfully employed by the Angels?

I say we give the job to MMP.

not me

I like.

Let me guess: you're tone deaf?

Never hear him with rory i take it?

Very good.

Plus, luxurious hair.

I know this is sacrilegious to say, but I wasn't really a fan of Rory either.

I’ll give you the hair point though, he does have nice locks.

You guys seem to hate any and all our announcers. Very picky

yes

Spot on. We hate everything.

Do we even hate hate?

that and kittens... and America

I once made a kitten

listen to Gubi

MONSTER

and apple pie

nope

love apple pie

I for 1

love Apple pie

And

Apple comps

That is horrible

You people are monsters!

guilty

I hate hate haters...

don't be a hater

be a Pepper

A Flaming DR. Pepper

WTF Dude

You defend everyone/body.
Do you think you are Captain Save’em

Or maybe he just likes Gubi and Rojas

just don't find it horrible or something I personally have a problem with I watch the game and listen to what is said

I don’t grade them or pay strict attention to there tone and such as I am focusing mostly on the game.

was something I said inaccurate? it is true that you guys have complained about all the announcers but Terry it seems.

If I am wrong let me know. Plus I am messing calm down man I haven’t said anything wrong lol

I actually would complain about Terry

but it would fall on deaf ears hear

yah, it's getting weird

like Emmitt’s beard

hes got incriminating photos of someone... it's the only sensible explanation

Arte and the farm animals, take one.

i'm neutral on him

We want Hud!! We Want Hud!!! WE WANT HUD!!!!!!

We want Housing and Urban Development!!!

Actually, I wanted to watch the Paul Newman flick....

What we have here...

is a failure to communicate

Did Hud get a job with anyone?

Kemp K's for the 3rd time tonight. 2 outs

KKKKKKKKK

Pitching change

Pretty decent tuneup for Ervin. I like the K's, even if he struggled with command early.

Jeremy Hill pitching

Who is Hill and why is he still around?

I think he was a minor league signing

He's pitched pretty well, I think he may be a future bullpen candidate.

Plus there’s no reason to give opposing scouts a look at everybody.

who said he was

round?

Gotta pull that one down Naps.

Error on Naps. He had the ball and dropped it

Not scored as an error.

Oh, I was pretty sure it was

Gameday says it was.

End of inning report said 0 errors. Could be wrong

Two hands, Naps... Two hands.

Loney grounds out to short. 3 outs. 2-2 headed to the bottom of the 5th

No damage from the E.

Take the lead, Halos!

Hill is pretty yoked.

(no homo)

but you have a thing for oxen. disgusting.

they're a very practical animal.

yes!

Does anyone else think the Southwest commercial music sounds like In-n-Out?

Everytime I’m not looking at the TV and hear that I want a Double-Double

Carlos Monasterios pitching for the Dodgers

Kinda surprised they pulled Kershaw, he got knocked around last inning but his

pitch count was way lower.

Napoli gronds out to 3rd. 1 out

Sound guy at KCOP just failed...

Hit the right mute buttons, kid…

What's with the [censored] sound

was going to post the same thing.. :p

upn pretending they're a real station

upn? my13?

same difference?

oh shit,

my13 is in HD. praise jesus.

Holy frack! I hadn't noticed!!! You're right!!

no longer will we have non-HD sundays

Free OTA HD on cable they forgot to turn off when they hooked up my HSI - Priceless

Izturis grounds out to the mound. 2 outs

They seem to have reversed the crowd noise-announcer ratio.

there we go.

KCOP never fails to mess up during the games.

MLB.tv audio just went to shyte

KCOP problem, I think.

KCOP crew is failing - hitting the wrong mutes on the mixer.

Gotta love how the commercials are always spot on, though.

Gonna be the worst live album ever

On the gripping hand,

the sound foulup means we don’t have to listen to Victor and Gubi

I know this is discussed elsewhere, but the season hasn't even started yet

and we’re already knocking the new announcers?

Apparently

Aybar K's swinging. 3 outs. 2-2 headed to the 6th

Erick down on strikes.

this audio is terrible

UCIHalo - April 2, 2010 reply

Do you guys realize we are watching a baseball game that means absolutely nothing on a Friday night?

Apparently everything people said about me in highschool was true. God dammit.

and chatting with dudes.

on the internet.

breakfast for me, Dude

and chatting with dudes and chickas

hmm, what's for breakfast?

I don't know about y'all, I'm just waiting for my craigslist casual encounters posting to get some responses...

I'm guessing you're in the tranny section?

That's a scary prospect.

OMG

post more please

I posted looking for a big girl and got a response from Marla Hooch...

I like yer style

Mrs red floyd is ill, so we're staying home

how was ST, Red?

yeah

Where is are update

whipped

I saw a movie with friends earlier and I have to work tomorrow.

So yeah, no problems here. >_>

Methinks thou protest too much.

movie with friends

I must b a dork. Can you tweet me how the movie was?

LOL at the Shamu Commercial...

That commercial was little spooky

after that Whale trashed that trainer in FL

Now I am craving some Pizza and Mo-Jo's

UCIHalo - April 2, 2010 reply

"Experiencing Technical Difficulties"

Gee… ya think?

Hill is yoked

UCIHalo - April 2, 2010 reply

gay

Blake K's. 1 out

Johnson gets a single

DeWitt gets a single, Johnson advances to 3rd

you forgot it was a hit and run

Double play, Hill. Get one.

Furcal sac fly out to center, Johnson scores. 2 outs 3-2

Sac fly, 3-2 Dodgers.

There's a Fox News banner on the OF wall?

EW!

we're whores

what do you expect from the 11th best front office organization?

Less needless polarizing of the stadium I guess

Sorry if this offends anybody, my pre-gaming started about 20 minutes ago…I think the first beers are kicking in.

I feel polarized.

Maybe it’s time for my meds, though.

Or you could reverse your polarity

Don’t ask me how though, I just know it makes things better most of the time.

Is that like crossing the streams? I thought that was bad.

just think GOOD thoughts

Martin walks

Pitching change

Who is this pitcher? I want him off my team immediately.

He didn't do that bad.

yeah really.

remember that one time when bulger gave up a grand slam each inning for like 3 months straight last year?

That was different.

Bulger has a last name that makes me giggle.

lol

yeah…it was comical

and we were winning to boot

Actually, when we were going sub .500 in April it was REALLY

frustrating. It did get comical in May and June, though.

He looks like my former Chief Warrant Officer

Short, super jacked…the guy did “300” style workouts everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

My first thought was Drill Instructor.

Yes, he definitely looks like some of them

This gunner of mine (chief warrant officer for you non-former military types) would chain tractor tires to himself and run around like it was fun and then juggle kettle bells (little cannon ball looking things) and a bunch of other crazy shit.

I tried to make sure I was doing something mission-essential when he went out for one of these workouts. Otherwise, you might have been “asked” to join.

It seems that Jeremy Hill use to pitch for Macoto Cobras (Taiwan)

Watching baseball, eating cheetos, drinking diet pepsi

and chatting with thousands of my best buds

Life is good

Bout done with a Coors, gonna grab a Bud

Am I stealing my roommates’ leftover beers? No…why would I do that?

K-Rod 2 pitching

WTY has been taking lessons from Crash Davis and working on his cliche's

WTE in the 'pen

Weaver the Elder warming up.

I still remember starting the “WEEEEAAAAAVVVEEEERRRR” chant on him at the 2002 ALDS Game 1.

K

Paul K's. 3 outs. 3-2 headed to the bottom of the 6th

Hey, we got Franky back. Sort of.

So Far

Reagins is a GOD

Walks on water.

easily impressed, you are.

talking like Yoda you are.

WOW!! Gallo at $6.99

I miss California

LOL!

I think back to days of my youth

when my parents would put plastic bags of Gallo witha spigot in the fridge.

The good old days

No Strawberry Hill?

Then there was that stuff that came in a brick-red bottle, which was slightly better. Portuguese wine of some sort, I think.

Carlo Rossi sangria for $1.50 a gallon baby!

with the whicker covered bottle

If Mark is covering the bottle I don't want any.

no telling where that bottle has been

I am so

leaving that one alone

haha

at that price I might have to switch from Thunderbird

don't overlook the Night Train

But Thunderbird is "An American Classic"

Had a boss once who was a wine buff. So as a gag gift for his birthday, we bought him a bottle of Thunderbird

T-Bird Chug trick

You chew on like five peppermint lifesavers all at once.

You pour a glass of T-Bird over Ice. You let it cool as you explain that you can chug this and nobody else will be able to.

You chug it and cannot taste it and the cold makes you guzzle faster.

You don’t add ice or offer lifesavers to the next guy. He chugs half the cup sits it out and goes and pukes.

Remember Nick now

Gallow isn’t our friend in the HH blogosphere

*-W

Gallo needs the gallow

WTE pitching

Seriously guys, light him up.

Hu playing SS

Carroll at 3rd

who's playing SS?

:-p

I don't give a darn

there is only one explanation

racist

No, I'm an imposter

I thought Who was on first

well then

you won’t get fooled again!

I tip my hat

Seems like we're having trouble with change ups the last 2 games.

Abreu flies out to center. 1 out

Bourjos PH for Torii

Lets go Speedy Pete.

Bourjos K's swinging. 2 outs

what a surprise

Getting sat down by WTE can't look good.

Go go Godzilla!

japanese cameraman shot #3

#4, #5…..

These Japanese cameras look like the Mount Wilson Telescope

I have lens envy.

got me

and my inadequate lens

I laugh when people are impressed with my first telephoto lens, but it's all relative.

It is a 28-135. I got a new one for Christmas, 55-250. Mr opiejeanne loves me a lot, but right now it’s on his camera.

Hey, wait a second….

lol

Matsui grounds out to 2nd. 3 outs. 3-2 headed to the 7th

In case you're wondering, there is no discernable difference between Coors Light and Bud Light

I already knew this long ago, but I just had one of each back to back and re-discovered this truth.

And I’m about to go to the bars. See ya later everyone!

Friends don't let friends drink Coor's Light

coors light is the color of water, bud light is yellow.

so… yeah.

I meant taste

But anyway, I’m out for reals this time.

Go Bees+

"blow on me sausage"

I just don’t know what to make of that Kingsford commercial

match it up with the milk commercia earlier

what

do u not blow?

on my sausage? not possible

not from Nantucket, are you?

QFR didn't stub his toe that I know of...

I seem to recall Ron Jeremy blowing on his own sausage

don’t remember if it involved Kingsford charcoal

He was a special case.

How do you know, Opie?

Im disgusted

I thought you'd be impressed that I knew who he was, me being 60.

The guy was a legend when I was in college, a long, long time ago.

Ryan in LF, Bourjos in CF, Evans in RF, Sandoval at 3rd, Izturis at SS

And with wholesale changes, I'm going to bed.

Night

sleep tight

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Closser flies out to center. 1 out

Green flies out to center. 2 outs

Fleet Pete busy out in center

Do you think Nick Green misses getting 5 strikes before he walks?

Belliard out on a ball hit right in front of the plate. 3 outs. 3-2 headed to the bottom of the 7th

look at that handlebar!! ewwww

Arte's new beard!

that's nothing...

Oops link fail

HERE

bookmarked

thanks

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Kendry grounds out to 1st. 1 out

WTE vs. the guy we got for TE

WTE*

Evans flies out to center. 2 outs

How come WTE never did that for us?

Wasn't he pretty good when we first got him?

that's my recollection

Howie K's. 3 outs. 3-2 headed to the 8th

Does anyone want to explain that Volvo commercial to me?

And does the Southwest commercial sound like In-n-out to anyone else?

Bulger pitching

Fat Chick sighting

no

that was me

and my man boobs

you know

They have a cure for that now

I'm all about the big ladies... where?

Carroll K's looking. 1 out

Statia at 2B, Q at 1B

Johnson grounds out to 3rd. 2 outs

hi Q!

HAHA

“Quinlan showing the footwork!”

Never thought I’d EVER hear that one.

Q fighting for a roster spot, lays down an epic tag

DeWitt got a walk?

Hu grounds out to 3rd. 3 outs. 3-2 headed to the bottom of the 8th

Hu's out.

Hu, to answer your question.

Thanks. Didn't want to lose track of the players.

Time to break out the rally monkey

I do not want to lose to these guys…EVER

The erotic milk commercial is great

milk showers, sucking on the straws

“hitting me in the eye reference….classic

Broxton pitching

Ewwww.... now I need to take an eye-shower

Be back in a few minutes

ROFL!

Now that is totally disgusting

Onesies!!!!!

LOL!!!

following the milk commercial

with the fat guy in an Angel unitard is just WRONG

BARBARA

my favorite usher is giving those two jackasses the rule book

Muppet Babies!

It's kind of cold tonight. Maybe I could have dragged the husband to the park if he had one of those.

please tell me he would NEVER wear one

I’d rather wear an Angel speedo

not respectable like a Matsui blankie

I really don't know which is worse.

He'd never wear one in public, and I wouldn't let him anyway.

But we aren’t at the game because he thought it was too cold to go tonight. I’m trying to convince him to go to the opening game. I may have to bundle him up and wrap him in one of our Angels blankets.

Why are they fixating on the jackass in the onesie

I look away from the TV for a minute and the game is being delayed by Jack in the Ass

:)

Woo Hu

Mighty Maicer gets a knock

ARGH!

Well Damn.

We still have time. Or maybe it’s the beer talking.

A lil of

both

Patchett at SS, Jepsen pitching

We have Psycho Chick now.

Wait. Is that right?

No. But we love you anyways

Come on, opeijeanne, get with the program.

Jepsen = PsyKo.
Bulger = Fat Chick.

she needs to reread the newbie post

You know I love you, Moondoggy,

but you can just bite me.

be still my beating heart

;)

Hahahaha.

We have to be very discreet. The hubby is sitting right beside me as I type, and he could wake up at any moment.

I can speel reel gud.

Does Bulger look as chunky as he did last year when Rev dubbed him with that moniker?

pretty much to me

Had nothing to do with appearance.

We were debating who should come in — Bulger or Jepsen, and it was asked “Fat Chick or Psychobitch?”

As in who would you rather have as the girlfriend. The names stuck.

I missed that somehow.

You say Psycho like it’s a bad thing.

PsyKo!!!!!

Martin gets a single

knassstyyyy bite

stupid.com

anyone register yet

Paul K's looking. 1 out

Wife and child just left to go upcountry for the weekend

what will I do with myself all aloe in Bangkok for the weekend?

*alone

I may need aloe though

are you propositioning yourself?

me love me long time

sounds

sexy

The 2 Live Crew would be proud.

Alone in Bangkok for the weekend...

This sounds like the beginning of a new movie. Or an episode of Dr. Phil.

No clue

Let us know later

As my wife says

You talk big, you live small

omg Moon

keep that personal self 2 yourself.

stuff*

i fail

Didn't see who was batting, but fly out to center. 2 outs

Fly out to left. 3 outs. 3-2 headed to the bottom of the 9th

Time to score some runs.

We still got this.

setting the world record for texting on a phone

this is not what I envisioned the 21st century being like

one more world record

that I don’t give a shit about

Justin Miller pitching

kendrick you can't just watch them down the middle

racist!

umm...

That's Aldridge

oh lol

Tell all the lady friends they can go anywhere on Southwest.

Bags fly free.

Aldridge gets a leadoff triple!

Almost stretched it to a run.

SWEEETTT!!!

Cory making a statement

FREE ALDRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With purchase of a second Aldridge*

*Purchased Aldridge must be of equal or greater value than the free Aldridge.

WOOOOOOOOO triple!!!!!!!!!!!!!

almost went all the way around for a indide the parker

Nice

I hate stickers on the bill, but

that’s just me

yea seems dumb to me

AAAAAND it is tied

Bourjos gets a RBI double! 3-3

I am starting to like him more and more

SIIIIIIIICK

HELL YES!!!!!!

Rally MOnkey lives!!!

Fleet Pete with the RBI double

There we go!!!!

and to think

willits’ only option would have been to sac bunt

Gorgeous rocks

Victor

Just doesn’t have it… I want Hud., Arte.

Ok only need a single

Gorgeous Bourjos!

Turning on the BURNERS!

Walk off win

c’mon Sandoval

HAHA woo nice

Sandoval bunts, safe at first. Bourjos at 3rd

Got Freddie's sig on a ball at ST

YES!!!!~

AHAHAHA!!!!

COME ON Q

Bring on the power of the Continuum

Just need a single.

C’mon Might Q.

*MightY Q, that is.

go on contact?

no not with one out I don't think

*none out

thanks thats what I ment

Q!

I was just wondering where you were.

waiting for my moment

:\

C'MON ROB!!!!

Time for a goofy swing

lets go only need a flyout

If Q can't do it ...

it can’t be done

LazorkoRules - April 2, 2010 reply

Come on you goofy swinging twinkle toe

mothertrucker!

haha

Walkoff Q anyone?

Too bad this wasn’t a pregame pick.

believe in the power of the rally monkey!

I do believe I do

Q doesnt haha

Or...

[VOICE type=“Darth Vader”]
Do not underestimate the power of the Rally Monkey!
[/VOICE]

STRIKE OUT

please.

this will only encourage sosh.

you suck!!

youll thank me later when he doesnt make the 25 man.

Ask and you shall receive!

Please put him on a plane to Salt Lake Soth..

Now, pay attention.

Those of you watching…. THAT was the Soth’s happy face (before the K)

DAMN he strikes out

Q K's swinging. 1 out

C'mon you dirty ruffersnuffer AAA scrubs!

Q failed

COME ON EVANS!

the last at bat

of an immortal

Q

Minor leaguee

Ok Evans, just a single will do.

not even

just make contact

Ya, with Bourjos at 3rd, it just needs to make it out of the infield

uf evans can't let that go by

Let's Go Halos

clap-clap clap-clap-clap

I want Hud !

.com

ditto

show some sac terry...

see what i did there ?

ar ar

Yeah now clean up the mess

C'mon Evans, I don't want this to end in a tie.

C'mon Evans

Seal the deal right here..

dead air

more dead air

this pitcher has nothing

87 right down the middle.
speier is ashamed

Damn

Evans flies out to right. 2 outs

Bourjos lost his footing and had to stay at 3rd

and I thought we had the game oh well just need a hit from Statia

ARRRGH!!!!

sniper

ACK! buy some better cleats gorgeous!

Fleet Pete tripped. Or else he'd have scored

Bourjos

Dammit

this is all Qs fault.

Nah. If GA wasn't so lazy, he'd have held the bag for Bourjos

ervin should have given up less

says the scioscia as he pencils q in for 30 starts this year

Damn!!

That sucked.

COME ON STATIA

would have been out by 10 feet anyway

Have you seen

Gorgeous Bourjos run?

nah

but that was a 130 foot throw, i dont think he is that fast

It was Reed Johnson

pretty sure that guy doesn’t have much of an arm..

No... have you seen how FAST Bourjos is?

foul.

Not Happy With Victor so far

miss Hud already

We already knew that out.

Ahh, out doesn't belong there

9TH INNING RALLY FOR THE WIN!!!

NOW THAT IS ANGELS FUCKING BASEBALL!!!

No shit.

Rev, I vote we give QFR a freebie on that F-bomb for that one.

Error and we win WOOO

YEAH BABY

ROFL

ahahaha thank you doyers

Error gives the W

LIGHT UP THE HALO

YAY!!!!

Statia hits a grounder to 2nd, he loses it and Bourjos scores!

We win

light up the halo

There it is!!!

Light up the Halo!!!!

My Halo experience

just isn’t the same

LIGHT UP THE HALO

Just another Halos Victory

thank you Red

There it is. Sorry, I was probalby posting at the same time.

SAY IT. SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY TI!

I already did, opiejeanne

Say hi to Mr. opiejeanne for us when he wakes up

I will, he was awake for the last inning. I meant the other thing, about Just another Halos Victory.

Look up two posts

LIGHT THAT PUPPY UP!

Dodger fail is an Angels win!

AlanFalcon - April 2, 2010 reply

Shameful, Dodgers.

Way to go, Angels!

LazorkoRules - April 2, 2010 reply

Earl Weaver would not be happy, but I'll take the W

Just another .....

JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY!!!

Thank you.

Ha, Ha, Hu hucked up.

that's what I want to know

Hu f’d up

Yes.

and now some poor guy in a doyers one-sy

has to go home a loser

...and some poor guy in an angels onesie will do the same...

lol

but a winner he is

http://www.instantrimshot.com

Ba-dum-dum

With or without the one-sy

He’d still be a loser.

Hes's gunna suck it all the way home.

Light it Up !

Gunna Take me A LONG TIME to warm up to Victor

How many times do you need to express this opinion within a two minute period?

AlanFalcon - April 2, 2010 reply

Hey guys, I get the feeling Funke5ive doesn't like Rojas and wants Hud back!

Just a hunch though

You sure about that?

I’m waiting for him to tell us how he REALLY feels

I really think

Hud Got The Shaft.

And I honestly think Arte is A Square

Dear god, stop.

k

i’ll take yer word.

i’m drunk

Like complaining about losing game 6 last year

but it’s done. Too bad, so sad.

I give them until June before I lash out

I SAID

A LONG TIME

one more time, Alan

I MISS HUD !

How many times do you need to express this opinion within a two minute period?

2 more time asshole !

I'm goona try tho

whats the issue

i think his pace and convo wih Gubi is pretty good so far and will only get better as they work more games together

Rojas is replacing PHYZ

Gubi is replacing HUD

Yay for winning

too bad i was dancing.

saw that, Ivy

loser

as if

i came out on stage and people went nuts! I can’t wait for tomorrow.

lol

doing the “three Amigos bump” in NJ. sheeese

dressed in my Jalisco costume

dude we had a mariachi. A FREAKIN MARIACHI

Did you do the bottle dance?

(can’t remember the name of it, took a class in Music of Mexico in college a long time ago)

no..

but the girls did a candle dance. Put a candle on their head and dance with it on. its intense.

I don't think our teacher showed us that one.

He was from Jalisco. I was one of two white chicks in the class so he had to teach it in English, but his English was fine and we learned a lot.

yea its from veracruz

last year we did a machete dance from Jalisco. That was actually tough.

post a video of it

have a friend bootleg it