7:05 Game tonight - broadcast is on FOX PRIME... Don't forget to make your PREGAME PICKS...
LINEUP:
Erick
Bobby
Torii
Hideki
Kendry
Juan
Howie
Jeff
Brandon
PINEIRO PITCHING
OKAY... now for a pregame endurance contest...
Get out a pen and paper and be ready to write something down.
Watch this video.
When you cannot take anymore of it, write down the timestamp of the video, displayed on the lower right. To confirm the time write down the phrase being spoken at the moment you gave up.
she’s a shop-a-holic with “high maintenance” red flag warnings all over her. Steel Magnolia’s and a teacup poodle leave me running briskly in the opposite direction.
But only because my computer was doing an on-line backup and it wouldn’t stream for more than about 10 seconds at a time. Hey kid, you gotta spend more than 12-cents for a microphone.
:17
“This week is opening week”
good god the screeching is unbearable
hauldog - April 19, 2010
17sec for me, too...
Downing Rules - April 19, 2010
16 sec for me
I haz sensitive ears.
mattwelch - April 19, 2010
I have my iPod going 18/7 so I pretty much can't hear anyway.
AlanFalcon - April 19, 2010
scary kid
10 seconds… can’t work out what he is saying, it’s loud and grainy. I think he is picking up a hat.
Zookeeper - April 19, 2010
"Oh Toronto Blue Jays. I think."
5:32
And no, his sister didn’t show up at all in that time span, in case that helps to save anyone else some misery.
AlanFalcon - April 19, 2010
She doesn't show up at all
Booooooooooo
Epic Dean - April 19, 2010
1:11
I quit at “Do you like my new hair cut?”
ryanfea - April 19, 2010
4:31
“Im going to play you this month’s schedule.”
44FAN - April 19, 2010
4:01
“I’m going to show you my Matsui snuggie”
I’m pretty sure most of that was spoken in a language other than English.
The Limey - April 19, 2010
I forced myself to watch it all
His sister is number 7 on the strikeforce girls. I LOLd when he couldn’t figure out who TOR was
My ears are bleeding from the screeching
Epic Dean - April 19, 2010
TOR, TOR, TOR.....have to google.
44FAN - April 19, 2010
And the Detroit something
Epic Dean - April 19, 2010
You should get bonus panther points for watching the whole thing.
44FAN - April 19, 2010
He should get number 7 for watching the whole thing.
AlanFalcon - April 19, 2010
Okay then.
44FAN - April 19, 2010
tell her to stay away from Lackey & Thunder Mountain
ladybug - April 19, 2010
You have to give the kid credit.
At least he knows how to use google to find out information he does not know. More than can be said of many of our very own fan members.
44FAN - April 19, 2010
:06
“What up, You Tubers!” – there’s nothing like a Orange County kid trying to talk ghetto.
Quad Fin Rider - April 19, 2010
RESPECT!
My ears hurt now, btw.
Oh, and v506 was the best tickets a strikeforce girl could get for direct family? Harsh!
b0rd3rline - April 19, 2010
2:48
“so all this week”
Funke5ive - April 19, 2010
0:03
“So what up”
RexTookMyStash - April 19, 2010
Beware! If you date one of these girls, you may be subject to the annoying little boy in the above video:
http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/ana/fan_forum/strikeforce.jsp
Downing Rules - April 19, 2010
Meh, as long as he doesn't emit feedback in real life I think I could handle him.
And he is an Angels fan.
AlanFalcon - April 19, 2010
I think it might be Kara
she’s the 7th 1 down
Epic Dean - April 19, 2010
My money is on Amanda M.
Downing Rules - April 19, 2010
Dibs on Keely
PhiSlamma - April 19, 2010
Duel to the death
on top of the rock pile.
Seik1177 - April 19, 2010
FAIL, both of you...
she’s a shop-a-holic with “high maintenance” red flag warnings all over her. Steel Magnolia’s and a teacup poodle leave me running briskly in the opposite direction.
Downing Rules - April 19, 2010
What are you talking about
I’m not looking at her as Miss Right, more like Miss right now. :)
Seik1177 - April 20, 2010
Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices
But the ticket better be better than v506, that’s where I draw the line
Seik1177 - April 19, 2010
In all fairness...
the rug rat had OPENING DAY tickets for free. He wins.
Downing Rules - April 19, 2010
With a name like Strikeforce
you would expect some hotness
Very disappointing
DAD OF VLAD - April 19, 2010
I agree completely
you stole the words right out of my mouth. Very disappointing
angelskid2210 - April 19, 2010
What are they
Fugly Cheerleaders (High school flashbacks)
or
Skinny ushers (no disney outfits?)
DAD OF VLAD - April 19, 2010
I maybe biased as hell as a Halos fan
but even I’ll admit they’re kind of ordinary looking, especially by So Cal standards
Quad Fin Rider - April 19, 2010
personality goes a long way.
-Jules Winnfield
-SenorChuckles
SenorChuckles - April 20, 2010
2:30. Jonas Brothers Concert.
opiejeanne - April 19, 2010
1:52
..against the Los Angeles Angels of ANAHEIM!
I was scared to keep watching to see how long he could repeat the same thing over and over again.
neochoa - April 19, 2010
0:09
“but… yeah”
BruinHalo - April 19, 2010
5:09
uhhh who is Tor? Anyone know who Tor is?
Oh my gosh….that was just insane – back away from the microphone…wow.
angelsfan7 - April 19, 2010
:55
“It’s the Los Angeles Angeles Angels of Anaheim”
NoDakHalo - April 19, 2010
:46
“Magudgdggg”
lightupthehalo29 - April 19, 2010
0:13
“Yeah… (unintelligable)”
Zoe Necrosis - April 19, 2010
1:36
Yaa…the Angels
DAD OF VLAD - April 19, 2010
2:00
skeeech-skeech-skeech
eyespy - April 19, 2010
I paused it at 2:32
When he was talking about the Jonas Brothers.
Then I figured, what the hell, and decided to get more laughs in.
TheKingfish - April 19, 2010
Something about L A Angels of Anaheim at about 2:03...
…and the only thing memorable is his sister (I think it was his sister) is a Strike Force Girl.
Is this some weird social experiment to see how much audio pain a person can take before they succumb?
sothball - April 19, 2010
It does not seem hard to be a strikeforce girl
I just will tuck and say i am excited all the time and say “WHOO HOO” every ten minutes. With my moobs i will fit right in.
DAD OF VLAD - April 19, 2010
0:07
At least I got a James Bond reference out of it. 7 seconds well spent.
Zu Long - April 19, 2010
I'll let you know when my ears stop bleeding
ladybug - April 19, 2010
2:56 "all this week"
But only because my computer was doing an on-line backup and it wouldn’t stream for more than about 10 seconds at a time. Hey kid, you gotta spend more than 12-cents for a microphone.
BP Scanner - April 19, 2010
0:03
“What up Youtubers”
Good god the audio quality is atrocious.
foxpaw - April 19, 2010
3:45
my brain
princeton11loveshalos - April 19, 2010
I paused
at 2:00 when he was saying Los Angels of Anaheim,
I was glad to know that he was putting the information in the scroll bar or whatever.
This is 8+ minutes I will never get back
billhune - April 20, 2010
1:05
“I’m also going to tomorrow’s game and I’ll make a video for that”
I felt threatened
~MMP~ - April 20, 2010
I ended up finishing it, and then preceeded to watch some of the related videos.
I came to my senses about halfway through a video of another kid mumbling 2010 MLB predictions
~MMP~ - April 20, 2010
"I'm going to give you the website so you can check out my sis"
I laughed so hard
~MMP~ - April 20, 2010
I think this kid and the girl that got all sad over Vlad
Should team up. FSW should pick them up and have them call games.
Zoe Necrosis - April 20, 2010
Watched the whole thing - what do I win?
just kind of tuned it out… comes with experience LOL
The_Legend_Of_Wilfong - April 20, 2010
Jonas Brothers? The fuck?
Is this is what he does when his parents aren’t home?
SenorChuckles - April 20, 2010
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