Halos Heaven

was it the same chick from before the game started?

it hurt my son's as well

lol

Ya, it wasn't fun

Man jumps to death outside Angels team hotel

We can't give Bobby a break but we have to give Woody a break.

Fred Fredrix - April 13, 2010 reply

Did any of you see this...

Yikes.

yeah, someone posted earlier about it

It was me.

yes, hauldog hooked it up with a linky.

more of those to come soon....

nah pirates fans are used to losing.

Stokes pitching

OK, did 30 min on the rally treadmill

let’s go………..

WTF Torii?

Hunter again looking bad out on defense

dulciusEXasperis - April 13, 2010 reply

I still don't understand how the Angels

can….

A) carry 3 catchers
B) not manage to find AB’s for a guy that OPS’d over 1000 against lefties last year

Mathis’ great post-season was probably the worst thing that could have happened if it results in Naps on the bench 75% of the time.

Might as well bring in Stokes and let the Yanks run up the score

This is heartbreaking

steelgolf - April 13, 2010 reply

Rorii is stinking up he joint this year

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS TORII

Torii Hunter has gone from a Gold Glover to Reggie Jackson.

Mr October?

This October it looks like Torii will get to work on his golf game.

Jose Canseco

"you have to wonder if Torii Hunter is haveing trouble picking up the ball"

the stands, lights(???) the season

Call me a bigot was sexist, whatever you want....

But any service member not capable serving on the front lines (if there were, which there aren’t) and aren’t deployable into actual outside the wire combat zones….they just piss me off. You can all yell at me now, but I just think what I did and what she did are two completely different things, but she gets to wear a bunch of shiny medals….

huh?

the singer of GBA

oic

thanks

it was kind of a non-sequiyor

u

(I actually spent a couple seconds trying to figure out what pop group “GBA” stood for. i’m outta the loop.)

somebody has to promote, entertain, and support the troops ...

ya dumbass

rofl wtf???

LOL I'm serious....

She’s talented, sings much better than most people would ever dream, I just hate that they get decorated for very arbitrated things.

i feel you

it was just funny as hell cuz it was so random haha.

She is a Marine

I think she has to earn all that blig like any other Marine

She's not a Marine.....

Her sleeve said USMA not USMC, not that we have that on any of our sleeves and the announcer himself said she was Army. I’m not familiar with their dress uniforms though. On top of which, female Marines have very different training than male Marines. They aren’t like the Army where it’s co-ed now.

Stokes is seriously bad

We should kept GMJ and made him a reliever…

I predicted DFA by June

Might have to advance the date.

Torii fooled badly...

How often does a guy get the same ball hit at him in same inning. Learned something from gaffe.

K3YEROUT - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

think of it like we're paying 22 million for brian stokes

and try NOT to kill yourself

I believe if we kept Ervin in one more batter.....

This game might still be 3-0. And if it were in Anaheim it would probably be 2-0 still.

and we'd still lose.

HOOOOOORAYYYYY.

clover_black - April 13, 2010 reply

Well coming back from 2-0 is easier than 5-0

Who cares?

In case you haven’t noticed, we aren’t exactly offensive juggernauts.

if only we took advantage of Andy-Ben Roethlisberger style.

And bases loaded. This could get ugly

I feel another 10-1 game coming

Juan will hit a homer in the 8th or 9th

Roll call from the London Chapter of HH

old highland and The Limey watching on the big screen at the Sports Cafe. A whole table full of Yankees fans taking the piss.

Let me buy the next round o'pints

Limey says: Give me your Visa number! :)

you guys are the best

Better than the team, currently

yep

1234-4567-8901-2345

name is McLovin

Didn't go through! You embarrassed us with the Polish barmaid!

paypal?

I'm impressed it took that long.

they needed an excuse so they blamed me

the number is on spot, and everyone from Hawaii is named McLovin, just like everyone from the 5th dimension is named John

They sand "Aquarius," right?

Will you marry me Bill?

I mean John.

Up up and away

Hellllll yeah!

- that was highland -

I WANNA PIC!! email me one

Next time - no camera today

We’re picking through the schedule for games on ESPN in Europe…

Day games on the west coast, anything on the east…

Post it here

Just this once.

awesome

not.

Stokes has been a keeper so far

hows speier doing?

clover_black - April 13, 2010 reply

Just got DFA'd by the Rockies last I heard

Our pitchers seem to think the best strategy

is to bring the count to 3-2 to every batter they face this year

Torii Hunter or Matt Kemp

defense wise

crickets

princeton11loveshalos - April 13, 2010 reply

Pick a side. Red and Blue don't mix.

SalmonStream - April 13, 2010 reply

back

what happened

nothing to see here

move along

11-4 angels!

DP! Ended the 7th

YA!

time for the 5 run homer

LOL

Nipples style!

LETS GO OFFENSIVE

It is pretty offensive.

hell yeah

I'm hoping for a run or two, so we don't get shut out, not too confident in our chances to win it though

well if we get close

they’ll have to face Rivera……

Is Brandon Wood going to get as much play as Steve Finley?

nope, Brandon isn't making big bucks

and the Angels have Izzy on the bench.

Expected outcome of the 8th

Single, Walk, Walk, Line into triple play.

101halo - April 13, 2010 reply

lol rec'd

Wood will be the guy who linesout

Yeah and it will be on another one that he hits hard opposite field today

Deserving of bases clearing double, but triple play instead.

101halo - April 13, 2010 reply

facepalm....

Yankees have 5 runs and ...

have left 11 on base.

Thank God that they aren’t hitting today.

LazorkoRules - April 13, 2010 reply

I think we need 3 runs this inning.

I think we need another fanpost

i'd even be ok with 6

I think that would start an e-riot.

I think we all need to go to Howard's Appliance & Big Screen Superstore!

LET'S GO HALOS!

we need to find our mojo

fat bastard has clearly stolen it

(lackey)

YES!

Matsui should charge the mound and fight Chan Ho Park

i would seriously pay to see that

i got money on Park (he looks freaky as hell)

plus the Koreans have a chip on their shoulder for Japanese

not a chip

but a till the death grudge they do hold

as does most of Asia

tru that

Park would have a BM on the mound

any significant score updates?

Yeah.

The Dodgers are still gay.

not as flamboyant as the Raiders :/

why you hating damn?

i aint gloating so what gives?

everyone gets all bitchy when we're losing.

they tend to forget there is tons of baseball to be played.

and the Doyers suck ass

i still never understood the hate angels fans have against them

they dont play in the same league, never meet in the playoffs, no history ect. Just braggin rights for SoCal i guess

that and Dodger fans

im sure they would say the same about halo fans

except you, of course

right?

right

have you never been to an Angel Dodger game

either in Anaheim or LA? I used to pull for the dodgers as well, but not now…they’re assholes

i was at a dodger game a couple years ago

everyone was pretty cool where i was at.

Agree 100%

Dodgers and Red Sox fans are just awful at the stadium. Every team has a few but those teams send thousands of morons.

SalmonStream - April 13, 2010 reply

Because Doyer fans tend to be assholes whenever they attend a LAA vs LAD game.

My bad,

every other them besides the Angels suck ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVLn0epXBaY

Exhibit A

Winning or losing doesn't effect my hatred for the Dodgers.

fair enough.

+1

b0rd3rline - April 13, 2010 reply

Man this YES broadcast is painful to listen to

The background noise is annoying

A constant murmur.

Angels bats are all dead right now...

I wonder if the Yankees got their hands on them before the game and sabotaged them.

like they had to?

i think the Twins jacked them after game 1

AAAAAND we're on the board

upper deck shot by Kendry

HELLZ YEAH KENDRY

Kendry HR! 5-1

There goes the shutout

GOOD BYE BASEBALL!!!!

woohooo no shut-out.

big whoop a single run homer

Hey, I rather lose 5-1 than lose 5-0

close only counts in.....

horseshoes and handgrenades

And when you are configuring your pythagorean win/loss record

but they are on a

subject to change schedule

oh I suppose

This is what happens when

you give lifetime contracts to managers…….

And they rejoiced.

yay.

HOMERUNKendry Morales!****

Too bad nobody bet

Morales knocked it out.

Jay Cal - April 13, 2010 reply

At least someone is having a good day

halofan1 - April 13, 2010 reply

Posada's a dick.

He looks like a giant mouse

the next comics is germiating as we type

Hmmmm....

his wife is hawt

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

Hmmmm...

I smell smoke

Really Yankees annoucners? Really?

You’re going to complain about the Angels having too much stuff in the on deck circle? God you guys are trash.

They are New Yorkers

bred to complain

I forgot....

Oh look Juan Rivera popped out to the infield

Is anyone surprised?

For real Juan...?

I want Carl Crawford

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

WHat do you think?

Would Tampa Bay take Rivera and Napoli for Crawford?

God I hope this is a joke.

they would laugh if thats what we offer.

You're right, that's far too much.

Willits and SOS for Crawford

dont forget Wilson, everyone wanted to add wilson in a trade.

You're joking right?

The only reason why it's possible is because....

He’s a FA after this year, Rivera and Napoli are cheap and are under team control for longer and the Rays need a good starting catcher.

Our backup catcher and a LFer who is only good one month of the season

for an elite LFer?

Right,

I think you undervalue Naps.

And I might over value him, but I didn’t think that offer would be too bad. Probably have to add a minor leaguer or three.

Any trade would start with Bourjos

Then young bullpen arms, Jepsen Bulger, then most likely Reckling/Walden/Trout.

Teams arent stupid anymore.

Shoppach ain't a bad catcher

Plus, the Rays are contending, they won’t trade one of their best assets and they have a very good replacement for him in Desmond Jennings

Gotta go to lab.

Let’s hope for a 9th inning comback?

b0rd3rline - April 13, 2010 reply

WTF's the matter with you Torii?!?!?!

He's the real imposter.

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

Nick Johnson has Miley Cyrus as his walkup music .

Really Party in the USA out of all songs?

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

the heck with a rally thread. Can we get a rally TEAM?

Who is this Cassevah guy anyways?

And what is he doing in a major-league uniform?

He was the Rule 5 pick the As selected and gave back, he's actually been decent

He only called the game where CC almost threw a no-hitter

thats all.

He's number twelve on our depth chart

somebody needs to hold that spot.

Not every count needs to go to 3-2! Damn!

im missing the old Angels

Wish it were the early 90s again

Big Easy Halofan - April 13, 2010 reply

Cassevah's probably headed down to AAA after tonight...

Sounds like the Angels will be bringing up Reggie Willits. Might as well have Cassevah eat an inning or two before he leaves. After tonight Palmer will probably be the long reliever.

Wha!!!

And bench Torii

Whose spot does Kazmir take?

Has to be Wilson, doesn’t it? But Wilson is out of options.

Evans is a possibility too

But I believe he is also out of options.

I think.....

If the Angels want to hold onto all their players it might be Palmer.

He should be out of options as well

I assume that’s why the Giants cut him loose.

Palmer is not

out of options

Hard to tell

He pitched in the big leagues in 2008 and 2009. If he was on the Giants’ 40-man in any other season, he’s out of options.

Easy to tell.

I just told you.

How do you know?

http://www.halosheaven.com/2010/2/5/1296975/confusion-over-out-of-options

I'm not sure, I haven't heard anything about Palmer being out of options

oh fuck this

Hmmm Posada sure looked out

Ya, I was thinking the same thing, not sure though

he was out

this is bullshit

he tagged the wrong spot

geesh

I know our outfielders are old...

…but can someone please wake them up in time for May

looked out

still lazy play by Juan

7-1 now

inning's over though

someone just shoot them

i remember when...

we used to score runs

I remember when...

George W. Bush was president. Oh, that was in 2009 also. Oh, how things change.

I blame Wood.

yankees bailed us out by sending Posada

This has been utterly painful to watch....

If I don’t see something nice my day might be ruined. I’d even settle for a Brandon Wood HR right now. Just something. Anything to give me a glimmer of hope.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

but i think your day might be ruined.

at least it ain't your birthday

well it don’t mater Torii ruined this day too

My days looking real good now!!!!

humming “calling all angels” song…. I need a sign to let me know you here….

Angels outfielders should be embarassed.

Lazy, lazy plays today

Torii's gonna have to "put his glove in the microwave" tonight

He's been overrated defensively for years now to begin with

All the advanced defensive metrics tend to agree with that and he’s noiot getting younger!

how long before soth

does something crazy like shaking up the lineup and batting Mice-tits 3rd.

Rally Time!

Matsui looks like he regrets

signing with the halos.

sad throw by Jeter

pathetic

Jeter sucks.

No range whatsoever

Means Wood gets to see another AB... barring a DP

That pitch was high

terrible call

Wow, now people start hitting?

Mathis rules!

Errr NM he was gonna see one anyway

yeah Mathface!

Notice none of our players talk to Tex at 1B?

“I’m just doing what’s best for my family” -Tex

Yeaht he NY school system is totally what’s best for your kids…..idiot.

it is if you have the dollars to pay for it

that he has

I picked Howie to get the last hit for the Angels.

And Mathis just ruined it. Dammit.

yeah,

that’s awful.

Well

I picked Rivera

:)

you know what i meant.
(i don’t do the picks.)

"beauty" and "base hit"

haven’t heard those words this season until now! sad sad sad

come on!

take the HBP

Man,

I wish Quinlan was around to pinch hit.

Does Wood swing at the first pitch...

…ever?

Ok, strike that

We play in the American League. Why don't we pinch-hit for our pitcher?

his swing looks lazy. He go to GA's batting school???

HE DID IT!

Wood singles off the wall?

Yep

LOL

Nice single for Wood

I hate to even dare hope.......

Don't it will just hurt more.

Just be happy with what you got.

WOOD GOT A HIT!

Way to go Dick!!!

YES

finally a liner by boner pays off

That is a great HH nickname

lolol

I think i just pooped my pants a little bit.

I think we all did

WTF NOW?

Unassisted triple play

lulz

bases juiced.

This day will live in infamy

Now if only it was still a 5-1 game...!

About time, he's had quite a few hard hits today

You know it's time to change pitchers when...

Wood gets a hit

HA

His avg nearly doubled....!

NOW HES ALMOST UP TO .100!

Ok Admiral, nothing fancy.

Just a nice little base hit.

Oh, Hi everyone, sorry to join the party so late.

Hi, I won't call this "party" though

Well, it is looking a little better now.

Yes it is

fail-bar

K-Bar

swing the bat failbar

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

Great pitch

c'mon Bobby

Abreu hasn't left the infield yet

Abreu's moment to shine

and unleash a Grand Salami!

LazorkoRules - April 13, 2010 reply

Bases loaded, nobody out.

It was obviously a trap.

SAAALLAAMMMIIIIIII

ABREU GRAND SLAM!

I'll take it!!!!!

WOOOOOO

ABROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

GOODBYE BASEBALL!

pinche sosh

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

WTF?

Those two runs last inning look really bad now.

rec'd

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

NICEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wooooo

Hulk smash.

Grand Slam in your mouth!

I think i just pooped my pants a lotta bit.

Now if only the Yankees didn't get the 2 runs off of Cassevah

Or if Bulger could just do his job.

Then Riviera would have been in sooner

wow

thanks alot Bulge

It was Cassevah who gave up 6 and 7

and Casevah

wow

London Chapter drinks to the Chupacabreu!

In comes MarRiv

it was fun

while it lasted

I screamed and scared the dog

hah

i totally do that.

i wish rex was color guy for this one!

We scored with RISP??

That can’t be right.

********GRAND SLAM*Bobby Abreu!*********************

First time Bobby went up to the plate with a plan

“I’m gonna hit the ball out”

Oh man

If only that Cassaveh kid didn’t give up those 2 runs…

i blame howie

can’t dive to save his ass

Rev Halofan - April 13, 2010 reply

i blame sosh

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

Nice!

Even if this is all we get, still forced them to use Rivera in this game.

leftwing - April 13, 2010 reply

if only we didnt freaking fail by putting cassevah in waving the white flag

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

Look at these Yankee pussies

They don’t trust anyone but Mariano with two outs and a two-run lead.

I hope his arm falls off

He is like 50, right?

I heard 63

It's one out

Now that last half inning is so painful...

…still hope ;)

I got my rockin Rodney Rally cap goin

Time to rock Rivera

Bobb-BEH!!

Big Easy Halofan - April 13, 2010 reply

Well even if it looks now like pitching might have let them down...

MAYBE this gets their asses in gear for tomorrow…

Lets do this!

take the HBP!

let's go halos clap-clap-clap

How great would it be for Stan to tie this up???

Just get on base Hula

Let Godzilla destroy NY

That would be Epic.

Even if I picked Torii to get the last hit, I would love to see it be someone else.

Got a grand slam really early this season, as opposed to last year, where we didn't hit 1

HaloBaseball4Life - April 13, 2010 reply

Lets go Halos!!!

How it going

come back yet?

Abreu got a grand slam. 7-5. 2 outs in the 9th

Are we winning?

Nope, we lost.

who got the last out?

you know there's a box score on the main page, as well as about 50 other websites right?

yes

but i am lazy and when i was out on the road this page was still open when i came back

Tanks Hunter, you're just great

Personally, I blame Hunter.

not Wood?

WTF Torii

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

Thats game

UGH

WHY IS MATSUI BEING BOOED?!?!

Fucking classy Yankee trash.

Had to use it

Nice 9th inning for the offense

blech

well

Box score looks better than it really was

2-6

0-2 for Voodoo

London Chapter are not amused.

We are going to tell the Queen.

please....off with their heads!

at least we have the WC

to look forward to if the season goes to shit.

ugh.

back to work.

season over

another damn lost

damnnn 2-6 you got to be kidding.

Drizzy23 - April 13, 2010 reply

what grade are you in

Anti-climactic right

Another day, same blo-pen.

Hopefully today gets Wood going.

deejayelleseven - April 13, 2010 via mobile reply

I said the same thing

when he got his first hit and then he followed up with like 3454 strike outs.

SublimeStar - April 13, 2010 reply

He seemed to be seeing the ball a little better today

By the way

Last Angel slam was August 3, 2008. Mark Teixeira off Edwar Ramirez at Yankee Stadium.

HaloBaseball4Life - April 13, 2010 reply

Good things about this game?

Wood got a hit and seems to be geting his timing and Abreu got a grand slam…..pitching still sucks though

Hopefully our defense will remember that this team can score runs.

And they’ll put a little more effort into keeping the score manageable even when losing late.

AlanFalcon - April 13, 2010 reply

What is Gubi talking about there were positive signs?

Can we please just use the 9th for momentum to get back to .500 by end of April?

I’d be more than happy to take that at this point.

101halo - April 13, 2010 reply

this was but a step to a win

i predict a big explosion of runs tomorrow
we where jetlagged

http://www.halosheaven.com/2010/4/13/1419083/way-ot-how-to-feel-better-after-a

Feel better