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Angels Rained Out - 松井秀喜 Debut Delayed

See what I did there, gonna get google hits up the wazoo with Hideki Matsui's name in kanji. I am already counting my chickens before they hatch on this one, extreme wealth and internet influence is coming this site's way. So it rained in Southern California Saturday and the clouds moseyed on over to Tempe Arizona today, canceling the Angels game against the Athletics and postponing the Spring debut of Hideki Matsui (松井秀喜). Nobody cares about the A's, all they care about is the Angels and Godzilla and maybe not even in that order.

私はそこに何か、漢字で松井秀喜選手の名前で忙殺されGoogleのヒット出るつもりしてください。前に、この1つは、極端な富とインターネットの影響力は、このサイトのように来ているハッチを私はすでに鶏をカウントしています。だから、南カリフォルニアの土曜日と雨が雲に乗ってmoseyed以上のテンペアリゾナには本日、アスレチックス戦のエンゼルス戦を中断し、松井秀喜(Hideki Matsui)の春のデビューを延期する。誰もが、すべての彼らについては、天使とゴジラとそうでないかもしれないでもその順序には気を気遣う。

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When wil we win a spring game?

the season is over.
We need to rebuild
we need a new owner
We need a bat
We cant pitch
What is there to live for.

Did you know that there hasn't been one team that has ever started 0-2-1 in spring training that has ever won the Series?

Ok, I made that up sorry

but there have been fans who gave up after 0-2-1-1 R.O. spring starts

Folks… walk away from the ledge…

But what do you do if you are

surrrounded by ledges?

Pledge to the alleged ledges

Polish the ledges with Pledge®
Pledge Ledge allegiance
and step past the most fledgling ledge edge

I prefer to sledge the ledge

Using Pledge on a ledge
you must be a bit of a Veg
I make a wedge in each ledges
Then sledge between wedges

nothing left

to dredge

On that comment, I'd like to hedge
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge

 I’m trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh . . .

Make Brad Ledge your closer?
you bedge ya
anymore and you get

a wedge-y

Yeah, I'm still milking it and having fun... but since it applies...

Too bad, was looking forward to it too.

Ok, it's waaaaaaaaay to early, but

of all the dudes on the bubble,
Stokes has looked the best so far. His 2 innings were pretty much lights out.
Evans had a nice rbi hit I believe.
Q has been Q….

Reckling has been awesome too...

But he probably won’t be on the bubble unless the Angels go through pitching injuries like last season.

Yea, I'm sure SOS will pitch better than he did the other day (let's hope)

but Reckling could still be the first pitching call-up this year

Evans

has been on fire so far this spring..

Q is the only constant

in this tumultuous world.

If only we could all

attain perfect Q-ness

Q is like the speed of light

(only much slower)

Q is like Babe Ruth.

Now.
Babe Ruth now.
(only much worse)

The Japanese Press will have to wait until Tuesday now for Matsui's debut.

Oh the stinking American weather.
http://anaheim.angels.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100307&content_id=8705400&vkey=news_ana&fext=.jsp&c_id=ana

Curious

Does Matsui ever speak any English to the media, or is he like Vlad in that way too: he can speak it but chooses not to in public, relying on interpreters (in his case his “sidekick-interpreter,” Roger Kahlon). Shall we assume that Kahlon will be joining him on the field for the many post-game interviews with Mr. Mota celebrating yet another glorious Godzilla-infused Halo win?

I am sure Kahlon will be present and interpret every interview Matsui does with Mr. Mota.
Matsui has a super deep voice

Like that Bustos “girl” from the USA softball team.

Where's Waldo?

what’s up with the AP photo? The game that was rained out was at Phoenix Muni Sunday, but the picture is from Tempe Diablo.

HH – nothing gets by us.

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