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A Vlad Photo BEGGING for a Caption

Caption this one please.

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He's not a horse...

he’s just a big PHONY.

Torii to Vlad,

" Ain’t it nice you don’t have to carry the Angels on your back no more."

You liked my joke about Dominican players, did'nt you Vladdy?
i cant...

I just cant believe that the Vlad-era is gone.

Damn Im gonna miss him….

This has gay orgry written all over it.... but here we go

“Hey Vladdy, have you ever grounded into a…… Triple Play?
“Erick, go easy on the back, Kendry is about to take off his pants”
“Who invited Vlad to the pants party”

…….

I dont know…

Oh screw it:

“Hey lets all have sex, Aybar you jump on my back, Kendry start taking off your pants, and Torri you make racists jokes”’

Wow

Dude, you better put the beer back in the fridge
and call it a night

LOOK AT THAT PICTURE

I cant be the only one…

At least I hope

Yea, I see your point

What the hell is K-Mo doing?

Yeah I was all like "Aww they love him"

Then I saw Kendry and it dawned on me this pic might be much more sinister than I thought.

I was thinking of the movie Blazing saddles.

“Let me whip this out.”

I heard you were hung!

They wuz right!

adjusting his cup...duh...

somebody never played competitive baseball!

I know I know

I played for years
now I just coach :)

Baby please

I am not form Havana.

15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben
lol...seriously

But without Phi and a hand full of others this place would be dull as all hell.

so true

thank you guys.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Vlad (in Spanish): "Dudes, you gotta find a way to get me back on the Angels!"

-This team sucks-”
“Ok, ok, I’ll even give you all piggyback rides…just please take me baaaaaack….”

I'd like to add something humorous..

…but all I can think is…thanks for the 5 awesome (and one not so awesome) years as an Angel.

You provided lots of special memories, the last being the game winning base hit in game 3 of the ALDS last year against Boston.

I’s unfortunate your skills have declined, but…that’s the way it is for all of us. In a few months, I hope that’s a rally monkey on your back. Best of luck dude.

Think Titanic

I’ll never let go Vlad, I’ll never let go….

Crrrr-ack

Vlads knees imploded today under the strain of carrying around an old teammate to prove he is still able to play the outfield and run out a grounder.

"ha ha"

your manager snorts coke

oh

that’s low

I like it !

best one so far
This is what having a monkey on your back must feel like...

Let’s go ask Washington!

Oh, and Kendry, just hold it in. We’ll take a bathroom break soon.

The monkey comment provided by howard cosell.
"No Erick, the mean man from Pine Bluff isn't going to eat you."
If Vlad thought his knees were bad before, Aybar added 180 pounds

Vladdy: “Erick, your knees are blocking my attempts at a reach-around!”
Kendry: “Let me see if I can find Arredondo’s garden hose around here somewhere.”
Torii: “Man, you imposter/non-black guys are sure funny.”

Big Daddy! You're home!
Vladdy! Vladdy!

Gimme piggyback and read me a bedtime story! Pleeeeeeease?!?

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