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Anne Hathaway and Ichiro Are Dreamy: Halolinks

Before I get into today's links, I have to tell you...I feel great.  My new year's resolution this year was to quit smoking, and I haven't had a cigarette since January 1st.  This is somewhere around my 47th attempt to quit, but it does feel like I might make it this time.  Anyway, I would like to thank the makers of the Nicoderm patch for providing me with an opportunity of a lifetime.  One of the side effects of the patch is vivid and intense dreams, and I've had some really weird ones over the last few months, but last night's was AWESOME!  Me and Anne Hathaway went to a baseball game at Angels Stadium...and the Angels won!  (sadly, she wasn't wearing this).  The dream was more vivid than intense, but I'm not complaining.  Both Anne and I had a great time. 

Mariners 6, Angels 4 -  CBSSports.com
With one out and a runner on third, Jeff Mathis hit one of many soaring drives off struggling Mariners starter Ryan Rowland-Smith. Suzuki sprinted with his back to the plate, then jumped to make a tumbling grab on the warning track of the ball hit directly over his head. "I've never caught a ball like that before, so it will stay in my memory," the nine-time Gold Glove outfielder said through an interpreter. "Usually, it's from the right or left. That one was from straight from the top. So that was one of my most impressive catches."

Ichiro's 'unbelievable' grab recalls Mays - MLB.com
The number "51" was visible for several seconds as Ichiro hustled after the towering fly ball hit by Angels catcher Jeff Mathis in the second inning of Tuesday's Cactus League game at Peoria Stadium. Finally, just as the ball was about to sail over his head, Ichiro, with his back still to the infield, jumped, snagged the ball, lost his footing and skidded on the warning track and into the wall.

Ichiro, I served with Willie Mays, I knew Willie Mays, Willie Mays was a friend of mine. Ichiro, you're no Willie Mays.  Okay, it was a cool catch.  If you missed it, be sure to check out the video the above link takes you to.

Halos' Santana forced to miss start - angelsbaseball.com
Angels right-hander Ervin Santana was forced to miss his scheduled Cactus League start on Tuesday against the Mariners after bumping his elbow against a chair on Saturday. "He inflamed the bursa a little bit," Scioscia said. "He's playing catch. He'll throw a power 'pen in two days. He'll throw 75 pitches his next start, then 90 [in his final spring tuneup]. He'll be ready to go."

Goddamnit, Ikea!

More links after the jump...

Star-divide

Control issues are only pain to Shields - angelsbaseball.com
The Angels' setup artist struggled with command of his pitches, but there were no issues with his left, landing knee. And back stiffness that had surfaced in a camp game appearance last time out, three days earlier, had disappeared. "My body felt good, my pitching not so good," Shields said.

This has been mentioned before, but worth repeating...the return of Scot Shields to the Angels bullpen would be better than a date with Anne Hathaway.  Maybe.  Over the long run.  Nevermind.

Longtime minor leaguer looks for home with Angels  - The Orange County Register
Ryan and his wife Alicia, a trauma nurse, have the same bill-paying concerns many of you do. He has a 15-month-old son. They live in Pittsburgh, but now they're wondering whether they'll be in Anaheim or Salt Lake City this spring. A season in Anaheim? Ryan is familiar with the joint. He worked out with the Twins and took batting practice during the 2002 American League Championship Series – "right when the Rally Monkey was introduced," he said, knowingly. He was in the clubhouse when Adam Kennedy hit three home runs in Game 5.

This spring's feel-good-story, brought to you by OC Register's Mark Whicker.  Actually, this is a pretty good write up.

Angels catchers share more than same job - angelsbaseball.com
Mike Napoli and Jeff Mathis are rare in a culture of ambitious, upwardly mobile, achievement-driven Type A personalities. "He's trying to take my job, and I'm trying to take his," Napoli said. "But we're doing it in a good way. We never pull against each other. Hey, we do everything together. How could we do that?"

Everything?  Whoa now, I've seen some photographs on the internet about that sort of stuff.  Naps, what would your mother think?

Scott Schoeneweis says Brewers released him 'because my wife died' -  NBC Sports
Milwaukee released Scott Schoeneweis today after signing him to a minor-league contract about six weeks ago and the veteran left-hander had some harsh words on his way out the door:
"The only regret I have is that I wasted a month of my time. I didn't have a chance to make the team. That's what I learned today. I'm a big league pitcher and I shouldn't have to prove anything. This will be my 12th year in the big leagues and I wasn't injured, I wasn't out of the game because my skills diminished. ... It's just ironic that I can't get a job because my wife died. It doesn't make much sense to me."

In all seriousness, this is a terrible story.  Hopefully, things work out for Schoeneweis.

Spring training roundup: Brewers' Edmonds drives in five in comeback bid -  CBSSports.com Baseball
Jim Edmonds' comeback took another positive step Tuesday as the 39-year-old drove in five runs to lead the Milwaukee Brewers to a 10-2 win over the Cleveland Indians. Edmonds hit a three-run homer off Jeremy Sowers in a four-run first inning and a two-run single off Jensen Lewis in a five-run second.

Shoeless Joe Jackson: Man, I did love this game. I'd have played for food money. It was the game... The sounds, the smells. Did you ever hold a ball or a glove to your face?
Ray Kinsella: Yeah.
Shoeless Joe Jackson: I used to love traveling on the trains from town to town. The hotels... brass spittoons in the lobbies, brass beds in the rooms. It was the crowd, rising to their feet when the ball was hit deep. Shoot, I'd play for nothing!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan is a hands-on boss for Rangers -  FOX Sports on MSN
Back in his days with the California Angels, Nolan Ryan would rarely show up for spring training much before the mandatory March 1 reporting date, although he was in good enough shape that he would immediately throw 20 minutes of batting practice and was ready to pitch in the first game of the exhibition season. Seems he was delayed because they had the cattle sale in Houston the last week of February, and Ryan, the cattle rancher, had business to take care of before he would switch his cowboy hat for a ball cap and become Ryan, the future Hall of Fame pitcher.  General manager Buzzie Bavasi would fume.

Buzzie Bavasi would've tried to replace Anne Hathaway with two Rosie O'Donnells.

Your national pastime needs you: Mark Cuban : FoxSports.com Photo Gallery
Cuban's sideline antics rub some the wrong way, but he cares deeply about winning and — novelty of novelties — views his team as something more than just another slice of his business holdings.

This post is about 5 people baseball needs and five they should get rid of.  I've written before, if Cuban had been able to buy the Cubs, they'd have become my second favorite team.

Mariners' Lee still feels pain in abdomen -  Sporting News
Cliff Lee's bumpy new ride with Seattle continues. The 2008 AL Cy Young Award winner said Tuesday he still feels some pain in his strained abdomen following his first on-field test of the injury and he has no idea when he will be able to get on a mound again. That makes it possible Lee won't be ready when the season starts April 5 at Oakland.

This sucks for the Mariners.  According to Pecota, now they will only win the division by 10 games.

OPTIMISM 'ESCO'-LATING ; KELVIM COULD BEGIN THROWING TOMORROW -  FOX Sports on MSN
Kelvim Escobar must be given permission first, but he is hoping to be able to throw a ball tomorrow for the first time in weeks. The Mets' rehabbing reliever has been shut down for several weeks due to his bad right shoulder, but Escobar told The Post yesterday he has improved dramatically while on his baseball hiatus. He has been training with Mets minor league rehab specialist Chris Correnti and said he's stronger and is experiencing less soreness as a result of his daily exercises. "I think there's a pretty good chance that I'm going to start throwing next week," Escobar said.

"Next week".  Didn't we hear that from Escobar a few times last season?

Sign No. 732 you have a baseball card collecting problem - Yahoo! Sports
Then again, whatever purity the industry possessed died when they started charging more than 50 cents a pack. So who's to say that this is anything more than a sad commentary on what baseball card collecting has become?

I remember in 1986, going to all of the Toy City's in the area because you could see all of the cards in rack packs by sliding each card with your fingernail.  I still have 38 Cecil Fielder rookie cards.

March 24 - BR Bullpen
1952 - During spring training, St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Bob Slaybaugh was hit in the left eye with a line drive pitch and subsequently lost the eye. The young pitcher returned to the mound in 1953 and again in 1954 before he retired from professional baseball.
1970 - Commissioner Kuhn orders a halt to the use of X-5 balls. (apparently, this was in response to the Slaybaugh incident)
1887 - Fatty Arbuckle, minor league owner (d. 1933)

Poll
Who would you like to take to a baseball game?
Anne Hathaway
74 votes
Milas Kunis
74 votes
Selma Hayek (yeah, Rev can come too)
80 votes
Your wife/girlfriend
80 votes
Other (comment below)
13 votes

321 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  71 comments

Comments

"The dream was more vivid than intense, but I'm not complaining"...

…because that meant you didn’t have to change the sheets?

Exactly.
Anne...

…hath a way with WiHaloFan. But was it her way, your way, or the highway?

I tried Chantix last year.

There was progress in quitting, but I couldn’t stand throwing up twice a day because I was trying to quit smoking.

Yikes
Yeah.

One of the several side affects is nausea. I thought “no biggie, I get queasy and don’t throw up. I’ll be fine.”

A coworker told me he quit with Chantix

He mentioned weird dreams but not the nausea.

Insomnia, poor sleep in general and weird dreams...

…are side-effects of giving up smoking, it’s not the drug that you use.

I had the same thing with Zyban (8 months before I started smoking again), nicotine patches (3 weeks) and cold turkey (4 years, 9 months, 23 days and counting).

Well done with the cold turkey.

Any tips or tricks you used.

It wasn't the nicotine so much as the habit...

…pick out the habitual times you have a cigarette – when you have a coffee, after a meal, with a beer – and find a habit to fill the gap, especially something to do with your hands (no, not that, leave it alone – it can be murder holding down a job if that becomes habitual). I used Kojak style lollipops for a while.

Secondly it’s about motivation – don’t give up because you feel you have to, or pressured to – that didn’t work well for me. I had to convince myself I needed to, absolutely needed to, and then it was relatively straight forward.

p.s. cultivating a severe bronchial infection also helps

…I was half convinced I was on the point of death from some smoking induced pulmonary complication.

My dad used Lifesaver mints. He got a little potbelly but that was ok.
It only took the Angels 41 tries to win a World Series so don't feel bad, Wi

As for the poll, I’m stuck between Hathaway and Hayek. This reminds me of a fantasy draft dilemma.

Never had the pleasure of watching an Anne Hathaway movie.
"Get Smart" wasn't bad

And she’s smokin’ hot in it also. In fact, the movie might be worth watching just because of that fact.

She wasn't bad as the "telephonic adult entertainer" in "Valentine's Day" either.

Mrs. red floyd made me go see it with her for her birthday.

I believe she gets topless in Broke Back Mountain
But then you have to wade thru that whole dudes-humping-each-other stuff
or you could google it
Have you seen the movie Havoc?

Anne is totally topless in that movie bro. Worth the price of admission.

She is amazing in the film she was nominated for

Rachel Gets Married

The Ichiro link was broken

here’s a different one. If you care.

LINK

Fixed. Thanks.

We always care.

Forget about the Cubs

Who cares about the Cubs. I would have much rather had Mark Cuban buy the Pirates.. Unfortunately, their stinking owner, wanted to continue collecting revenue sharing checks.

Mark Cuban is a total jerk. But, he wants to win, which is more than you can say about ten of the major league teams.

I've had a lengthy conversation with Hatheway before...

thanks to a high-profile internship I did in NYC. She is a really nice person who actually took the time to ask me my name and a series of questions about myself. It actually was kind of nerve-racking because I was basically expected to escort her from towncar to offices and then back to towncar with the full expectation of not saying a word to her.

This is rare, btw. Most celebs I have met could give two shits about a lowly intern. Rightly so, really. The only thing about Anne is that she seemed crazy neurotic and stressed. Like to the point where I would suspect a high dosage of anxiety pills probably lay somewhere deep within her purse…

this story is much better than my justin timberlake sighting at taco surf in seal beach.
But how does it compare to running over Henry Winkler with a stroller?
Man, every time I watch that Ichiro play on video I am so reminded of GA's glory days with us.
Cliff Lee-Suspended

I don’t know if it matters on whether Cliff Lee will be able to “go opening day”, since he’s suspended for the first five days of the season anyway.

Moreover, wouldn’t Felix start opening day? I guess its more the idea of being able to do it. As if he’s telling Wakamatsu, “I can pitch if you need me, coach.”

Ya, Felix is supposed to start Opening Day, Lee was supposed to start the next game.
Randomness

I really wished Cuban bought the Cubs – he is a purist in that he knew not to change wrigley field’s name when that was brought up. he cares for his players and isn’t afraid to go against the norm.

i have felt cards (eoooh) but that was like two packs and that was it, and then felt weird.

o, and natalie portman

Salma is behind in the poll

because nobody wants my sloppy seconds….

Why would we want your Kleenex, Rev?

OOOOOOOHHH!!!

Ok, if you didn't vote for Salma

You didn’t see From Dust to Dawn

Why are there no choices for the Ladies of HH?

Let’ see, Ralph Fiennes, George Clooney, Antonio Banderas, David Duchovny and even Mel Gibson, in a pinch. I probably wouldn’t want to have a conversation with any of them (I doubt any of them has a clue about baseball, let alone anything about the Angels), but any one of them would look great on my arm, and even better picking up the tab!

sigh it’s a sexists’ world!

Welcome to the Boys' Club
oh my god

Start a blog about which sausage you would like dripping on your pizza.

It is not a sexist world as long as yo have access to start your own site about your favorite hard meaty subject.

See, it would be sexist for me to NOT slam your post as I would any other.

That's what the "other" option was for.

George Clooney would be fun, oh yeah.

Mel? That nutcase? He may be cute but that’s not enough compensation for the raving lunacy.

Wow

didn’t see that coming. I get your point, but I think you knocked a few of my teeth out with that nasty left hook.

you get knocked down

but you get up again and you call 911 but you take him back again before the restraining order expires

err...

what? I thought this blog site was about having fun while supporting Angels baseball. So I’m not really sure what the hostility is about, but it’s your blog.

You are cool, '99.

Rev was initially just smacking the tiny bit of political correctness out of you. He was giving you crap on purpose, to make the point that he was willing to treat you like he is willing to treat everybody else around here and showing that it has nothing to do with your sex. And he used sexist bombast to execute his point. Ironic, is what that is.

Then he followed that up by recognizing your effort to stick around, HH being an addiction and all. And (staying consistent) he used as a simile another politically incorrect example to (again) demonstrate his free-spirited willingness to dip into sexist stereotypes so as to show you that he was not actually being sexist at all.

If Rev had responded in lighter ways, or not at all, he would have been patronizing you. And that WOULD HAVE been sexist.

it is like this

to me, “patronizing” is the more pure form of “hostility” … but sorry if I was on a different wavelength then you expected, your observations about the site’s purpose are spot on.

Hey, in this instance...

YOU are the artist and I get to be the critic and invent my own interpretations of your creativity. I feel so empowered.

Regarding your interpretations

of the Rev’s comments, based on your in-depth analysis I was figuring you either have to be one of two things: 1) you are the Rev’s psychoanalist OR
                                  2) you and the Rev are actually one in the same person, kind of like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the movie Fight Club. Just a little creepy.
 

If 2.... we would all be Rev.
Oh, sure

NOW a fellow female shows up! Where were you when I was getting knocked down, had to call 911 and the restraining order expired?!?!? This crowd is tough!

I wouldn't have sided with you anyway. ;-P

There was an “other” choice.

It’s a tough crowd for sure.

See, that's just it

I DID vote for ‘other’. After posting my ‘other’, I got an earful, or eyeful, whichever. Whatever.

Yeah, you did, but did you see how I posted my "other"?

When I’ve made a fuss about “where are the choices for the girls” once or twice no one jumped on me, maybe because I didn’t call them sexists. I would say they are a bit gender-centric here and that’s perfectly ok with me.

Besides, aren't they cute the way they drool over the women?
Well, has *ANYONE* see the Rev and opiejeanne in the same room together?

making borg sounds—-

It reminds me of my folks
What I wrote did not have to have anything remotely resembling Rev's actual intent.

It is just my version of his reality, and you get to take your pick.

FWIW, I think I have more crayons in my box than he does.

Your connecting this site to Fight Club

is amazingly astute on many levels

In my original comment

I didn’t intend to make a politically correct statement. I was simply taking advantage of a break at work, saw an interesting and funny thread and thought I’d jump in. I was actually hoping to see some of the other female members chime in, but, no luck. I didn’t mean to set you off. You seem like a cool dude who is well-respected, and I certainly enjoy this site.

opiejeanne and ladybug are female

I will leave to others to use the term “ladies”

Consider it more of a hazing process – we will get swamped with newbies in three weeks with the new season and you will be a veteran then, welcome to dish it out.

Thanks

I’m looking forward to that!

Hostility Abounds?
God, I love Mila Kunis...

but I went with Selma, as I am going through a big boob phase. And by that I mean more than normal.

LMAO!

the caption under the pic was hilarious haha “After the game Ichiro walked on water” ;p;

What, no love for Jessica Alba?

Salma is hot, don’t get me wrong and 12 years ago she’d easily have my vote. But Jessica is amazingly hot. A terrible actress perhaps, and a bit bitchy from some media accounts, but who cares, she’s HOT! There’s my shallow comment of the week.

You got a point there
It's a simple answer for who I would take..

Keira Knightley… Oh just thinking about it makes me all giddy inside.

You can have her...

….anywhere 8500 miles away from London is just about far enough away.

Is she available?!
i'd like to retract my milas kunis vote

and i’ll go with winona ryder in beetlejuice.

Oh well, if we get to name the person at a particular date then it's even better.

Like…. Oh, say James Garner midway through The Rockford Files.

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