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TOPICS: The Angels and Baseball are the topics. Be cool and nobody gets hurt.

ATTITUDE: OPTIMISTIC? Don't bully others into cheering along. PESSIMISTIC? Bitch once, then offer a solution. Don’t bitch twice, it’s alright.

STATS: Assume we are skeptical. Extravagant claims require extra-precise proof. If you use the word "luck" it means you believe in magic and faeries, not that there is anything wrong with that. Please explain or link to a simple definition of any stat more complex than OPS.

COMMUNITY CONDUCT: Disagreement and intelligent critiques are welcome. Criticism is not censorship - your opinion is always allowed, but so is everyone's opinion of your opinion. There are ladies and children here on occasion, so keep it PG-13. You may use the F-word once a month maximum. No T&A pictures ever - No exceptions.

COMMERCE: No Ticket Sales.

GAME THREADS: No posting pictures, animated gifs, etcetera in game threads. No requesting new game threads. No links to pirate feeds.

FANPOST/FANSHOT: This blog draws heavy high-traffic, so you are obligated to use good grammar and write about interesting topics. Try to impress us. We offer sophisticated posting tools, so learn these tools. FanShots are for quick links and news with little commentary. FanPosts are deeper analysis, investigations and detailed, passionate commentary. Your FanPost/FanShot Headlines MUST convey the Subject. Redundant, ambiguous and amateurish FanPosts get erased without warning, or worse, mocked in the comments by the community.

HOW TO GET BANNED: Martyrs and Hostile posters get banned fastest. Halos Heaven is like Vegas and our goodwill is like your casino chips - if you gamble away your chips you don't get them back, they're gone from the table and you're gone from the casino.

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So did anything change from the old ones?

Those of us wanting to roleplay an occassional pirate lost…

But otherwise, seems the same?

Yea they seem to be the same but he expanded on them which in itself is good I think..

I don’t really see what could be banworthy about the following that should be in the guidlines

No requesting new game threads

I mean maybe you wont make a new one and one is all there will be IDK. But sometimes they get slow and someone asks if we can get a new one. You could say no or ignore them I guess but is it ban worthy or warning worthy rev? just curious cause if not it probably doesn’t HAVE to be in there but thats just a thought.

It gets annoying.

Simple as that. Rev and the other moderators can tell when a new thread is needed, and don’t need to be reminded about it every time someone else thinks a new one is needed. Just be patient, if a new thread is needed, it will appear.

Well I just look at it this way and this is why I say it.

There are times when the mods are not paying attention and are intwined in a game and you are at like 800 comments. You do at that point probably need a new thread and I would think it would be ok to ask if you are going to make one or not. I just don’t see it as grounds for banning and think saying a person can or can not ask a question is a little overboard, or overkill if you ask me.

I just look at it this way

if you want to talk overkill it is the requests for a new thread that are frickin’ overkill

I admit to not knowing how bad it gets here.

I am relating it to what I know best as a person on football open threads. Usually we don’t get 20 people asking but only 1 and sometimes 2 or 3. (Rev I hope your realize I am asking an giving my opinion from outside this blog as I have never been part of a regular season open thread yet). Not trying to come across as anything more than help by giving it from the perspective of what I see, based on where I have been which may not always apply on this blogs open threads or other places.

The problem is that people make silly assed requests for new threads

for such reasons as wanting to force a change of fortune during a game.

For example, “Oh my god, Lackey, not another double?! Rev, this is getting to be a really bad run of bad luck. WE NEED A NEW GAME THREAD!”

Yea that is just posters being stupid. I have never seen that before on any other place.

I assumed if it was because of amount of comments it wasn’t a big deal but now I see here it has been much more than that.

OH MAN, is my female-never-forget-anything brain gonna remember this thread

to throw in some people’s faces later this season.

fun fun fun!!

lady sekrits for the files

#1632: they have memories

Don't lookit me.

I am more infamous for refusing to leave the current game thread and follow the crowd to anything new. i will lurk and post in the old game thread for another inning or two, just to piss of the mods. Drives them nutz.

I don't see how
Stick around and watch. Some nights it's so easy it's not even sporting.
Heading down the johnsamo

highway

I rest my case.
yea we normally use the last thread of a game to just make our thread to discuss whatever.

not sure why it is annoying unless they only want it to be about the game or something but ill be around more this year

Oops. No. A misunderstanding here.

What I meant is that in the middle of the game, when the mod creates a new thread and calls everyone to jump over, I stay behind. The game is still going, and everyone ALMOST else has moved over and is posting in the new thread. I once noticed that there will be a few people slow on the uptake. So every once in a while I stick around and egg them on.

Oh ok I understand.

yea we have people that are very slow in moving over and normally lose a few in the jump. still say Ill be around more hopefully this year :).

yeah, it is fun!

< insert Beavis & Butthead laughter >

Is that what you do, Ohta?
Whoosh. That one flew right over me.
Fukui-San!
oh crap.

I am not up to regular season speed yet.

Minor editorial nit-picking:
No matter how much effort you put into these, they can and will be erased if they do NOT meet our standards of being cool and good-looking.
was just going to point that out
THANKS

good catch!

If HH is like vegas...

does that make Lookout Landing like laughlin?

The Rangers are an Indian Casino, one of those sleazy ones under a tent.
exaclty

AN is Reno and LSB is Eli

More like...

((had to get in a quick picture for the picture cops))

Nope.

they’re more like Branson, Missouri.

Wait, so if we ever play Pittsburgh, we're not allowed to link to their SBN game thread?

:rimshot:

And does that rule include

International Talk Like A Pirate Day when Sept. 19 rolls around?

I like these rules
+1

Too many rules are confusing. Too few and you get the cries of, ‘I didn’t know…"

And besides, you can’t write a specific rule for every possible outcome or you end up with the friggin’ Federal Register.

These work for me…

Don't know if it's relevant...

…but the Clash song “Clampdown” just started auto-play in my head…

add the disclaimer: Subject to interpretation

Then you just read these few like you would with the MLB rulebook

The Rev is Crew Chief on this site. So in the we should all abide by what he rules, or by whomever is in charge of the site at that time.

Amen

Maybe a suggestion for newbies: hang around and respond to posts for a while to get a feel for what stories NEED to be posted and which ones are just clutter.

Excellent point!

gotta add that.

Yeah, have we discussed adding a mandatory waiting period recently?

Could cut down on the number of “OMGTHEOFFSEASONLULZ” and “GRANDERSON?” and “TIX HERE!” type posts (which we admittedly haven’t gotten in quite some time). Or at the very least something whereby the rules are definitely shown to the newbies as they sign up, kind of like a TOS (maybe it’s already like this and I didn’t notice that it changed sometime in the past 4 years).

WHAT ABOUT GRANDERSON?

IS HE AVAILABLE

ok im done I promise.

$500 million for 10 years?
Short changing Granderson?

you best watch yourself son.

And by son I mean Dad....

of Vlad.

Is Vlad still Available?
sweeten your deal son...

im ready to include any 1 of the hawaiian islands

Hey Haole

no try sell our lands

Great Idea

It is basically the approach I’ve taken since I joined up here.

Can we force Halowood to read this before he makes anymore posts?
I can't believe you A-holes are still talking about me....

At least you’re talking about something though. I do wish that it would be more Angel-centric. But that’s the whole point of my posts.

And why would I have to read these before posting again? Did I break any of them? You’re entitled to your opinion and my opinion of your opinion is that was just stupid.

You know you've made it when. . .

I’d urge you to take it in good natured fun.

You can also see this as something of a complement. You are earning a place in the lexicon of HH.

As in. . .“Boy, did you see that post! He pulled a Halowood”

or. . .“That was a Halowood if I ever saw one.”

or. . .“On a Halowood scale of 1-10. One being only mildly annoying and ten being absolutely useless and redundant, that post was a 7.5”

Addition:

“I went totally Halowood this week”

“your so Halowood not like Comm Nate” (Good poster compared to Bad Poster)

CommNate is way overrated.
WAY OVER RATED
Yes I will cybor with you
OH GOD REPLY FAIL

wrong post, window, and application.

Funniest.Post.Ever.

+69

Maybe, can we just make him read the other posts already ON the board before posting?
I still say that the game thread restrictions be amended to:

No posting pictures or animated gifs in game threads.

How about only T&A in game trands

trick the wife.

Possible scenario:
Me: “it is only the HH game trend”
Wife: “but i saw tits?”
Me: “It was joke”
Wife: “are you Lying?”
Me: “No”
W: “why you lying”
M: “B****, sit the F*** down and take a chill Pill”
W: “no sex for 3 weeks”
M: “I will take care of my self then, God damn B****”
W: (slap)

Maybe that is a great rule

and there folks is the prime reason there are rules
i think a rock star once said

that rules are made to be broken. but in HH that gets you the ban hammer.

.gif = picture
avatar = .gif

Therefore, since we all have avatars, by your logic nobody is allowed to post in game threads.

I typed “animated” for a reason.

actually

SBN posts your avatar in the thread, you don’t.

Which must explain why we don't kick out SBNation for posting picture ads in our game threads.
You should have known ...
THIS already.

Not trying to challenge you, but it is only another format. Not a type of. And yes, if you collect enough of them together then you could animate them.

Dude, I am totally having fun here.

The avatar comments (back to you and Rev) are jokes.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...

neverrrrrrrminnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

Be Humble.

Assume that you are NOT the most knowledgeable Angels blogger ever.

But what if you are?

…but i am…

I meant me
Oh that's funny

I didn’t even read it that way so I missed the chance to take it as a compliment. I guess I’m distracted because I’m watching Twilight right now.

Sorry Twilight

Are you going to start posting about which you would pick?
A) Edward
B) Jacob

Hard choice, both dreamy, but do i want to be bit?

I support Cedric Diggory.

The real Hogwarts champion!

That mugel

yes i am racist but i heard that Granderson is still available

From what I just saw

I think Edward Cullen would probably be the greatest centerfielder of all time. And I don’t believe he is under contract with anyone right now.

you must not have seen the greatness that is my

keg!
Oh ya

What's a "moo-gull"?

I know what a Muggle is…

I gave him the benefit if the doubt.

He has a lot on his plate right now.

Johnsamo? Is that you?
Johnsamo: the Ultimate Hostile Martyr
HA!

The meek shall inherit the Earth, I love it!

"The meek shall inherit the earth...but not the mineral rights!"

John Paul Getty

Well this obviously does not apply to CKOD

(bring it, you silly man you)

Answer a few questions

And your admired by PhiSlamma.
And only PhiSlamma

Does this post violate the Rules?

The rules about posting on topics that have already been discussed.

Link 1

Rev explain yourself

if cupie bans me

i’m gonna be pissed.

Just make Halowood the new site lead.
I know where he lives ;-)
Who the Rev or me?

That’s scary if you got my location.

Showtime again!!

april 5th!!

Please focus on the topic

What ever it maybe
unless it is about an available player that rhymes with Anderson.
(Phi your line next)

Garret Anderson?
No Granderson

(oops blew it)

Now I understand the Granderson meme.

I’m slow.

Probably not, if I am reading this thread correctly.

But that just makes it more funny. The original meme may have just mutated into a whole new double-entendre.

That's pretty funny.

There happens to be a pretty hilarious divide between the typical internet Halo fan and the typical internet Mariner fan. Halo fans tend to be happy to a hysterical extreme, and Mariner fans tend to be more like depressed teenager angst bottled up and given an internet connection. Maybe the weather is the cause?

In any case, that’s probably why we don’t get each other’s memes too often.

It's these sort of small details that define both groups
To help you out...

the ORIGINAL Granderson meme is based on what happened here on HH the day that it become public knowledge that Detroit was putting Curtis Granderson up on the trade block. We had something like one fanshot and 4 fanposts all in the same 24 hour window, all talking about the exact same subject. So we started to mock the latter Granderson contribution by feigning surprise. It stuck, and took on a life of its own.

So the orginal Granderson meme here is feigned shock that he is available and that we might have a chance to get him.

Now, your mutation is adding to the lore. Congrats, and thanks!

This all reminds me of chaos theory

There is a unique sense of order in all this madness: the confluence of non-sequitur uniquely perculating throughout the system, making the most sense to the long term system integraters. Most of us have beconme inherently postmodern just in our struggle to understand our cultural milieu, of which this site is a microcosm, albeit a really freaking funny one.
Now I’ll return to failing to reply correctly

Thank you. I almost did not recognize you there.
i can dig these reglas

baller

Excellent, politics and religion back on the agenda...

….now let me tell you all about the UK National Health Service and how it led me to reject God…

This is hilarious.
One more rule should be:

Make sure you spell check and have an English professor proof read your post before you make it because if the rev doesn’t like what you are saying, rather than comment on the content of your post, he will mock your typos and spelling errors.

“Proofread” is one word.

The “Rev” should be capitalized as it is a proper noun.

There should be a comma before “because.”

Also, the content of your post sucks with its unwarranted hyperbole and limp sarcasm.

And since the Rev is one of the principle typo-sinners here...

…I’m pretty sure he won’t give a toss

Ooo

I guess we can add logical fallacy to the list

And he's a writer.

Wrap your brain around that!

That's why proofreaders exist
e x a c t l y

greatness and perfection are not interdependent

You got there your way.

I’ll get there my way.

Seem well thought out

Not being a regular, I’m curious what would be the meaning of “martyr” as used in the rules?

Hostility Abound is what they will point you to I don't have the link though
Here you go!

Hostility Abounds!

Thanks

That’s a lot of energy.

The Hostility Abounds ref reminds me, Rev, you forgot one...

No Blogwhoring

Speaking of Blogwhoring

You should visit my new blog

Everything you will ever need to about Angels Baseball

It is super badass

Well, that's a good blog to whore

Hula Dula!

Reply fail!
Raaddad as been on a very bad reply roll

this week

Damn I was hoping that wouldn't get noticed

Ok, I’m doing my 50 pushups….

Real ones or the Corona substitutes?
real ones

up to 22 thus far :)

ACTUALLY

I am going to ban REPLY FAIL too … think about it… you are an incompetent who cannot learn the most basic format of the conversation here and/or you have FRED FLINTSTONE computer and connection incompatible with our state of the art site here and when you fuck up miserably you make a whole “woe is me” post to pathetically announce in public that you have in fact shit your pants.

was this an ironical reply fail?

i am confused.

I take it you don't find the 50 push-ups

a satisfactory penance? (Sothball’s idea)
Seriously, I do apologize and vow to correct my incompetence in this area or I will stop posting.

You're close to veering into the Land of the Internet Martyrs (rule #8?).

Just quit making an issue of it every time. If you screw up, Higz (and others) will remind you.

And upgrade to a computer that was built this century. Then all will be groovy.

that is a good point

“reply fail” is the cousin of “oh woe is me poor suffering misunderstood fan with the true vision of what wins baseball games…”

I thought it was just a apology for an admitted mistake.

What’s the big deal?

the big deal is not fixing the problem

and then using “oh sorry” as an excuse for ineptitude. Everyone else on this blog makes the effort to help make it coherent and easy to follow, so there’s no excuse.

I didn't say it was an excuse. No one said it was an excuse.

I said it was an apology. Are those no longer accepted?

the just never seem that way

actually they are good in one sense – they make other readers feel like they are not so crazy.

It's actually easier to notice and skip over REPLY FAIL

rather than have to read something like, “Sorry, that’s post was meant to be a reply to blah, blah, blah…”

IMO

Are you serious

First off he isn’t the first and will be no where near the last to have a “reply fail” and it isn’t always a matter of not pressing it this blog and every other has issues at times and it happens. If you started to ban people or something for it you would have major issues especially if they can’t do anything about it. You wouldn’t have any fans here if you banned everyone with a “reply fail”.

You missed the point.

We’re all human, we all make errors. By going on a damn apology tour with every screw up, you preempt our opportunity to mock your error and dish out some internet noogies. And that’s irritating!

I agree about you shouldn't apologize after each one.

I just thought you were saying ban them for doing it which I thought was just dumb.

No he didn't miss the point, & "internet noogies" are one thing (and that's very funny, btw)

derogatory insulting demeaning and basically infantile language is another. I’m not sure what that is all about, but it’s not professional, helpful or funny. That’s what’s great about the study of drama and literature; you see how arrogant egotistic individuals who have no self-awareness of their human failings meet their demise through their folly, as if their kharma finally catches up with them. Sophocles and Shakespeare were particularly insightful on this issue.
Anyway, I will now go back to being a silent participant for awhile, do something about this computer and the reply problem, etc.,—unless I’m banned, in which case, it’s been fun mostly, and also a little weird. But such is life. Thanks for chatting and joking.

Was that meant for sothball?
no--definitely not you or he

I really dig reading both your comments and responding on occasion. It’s really just my fault obviously in terms of the reply deal, but I guess I don’t think i deserve what I’m hearing for a number of reasons: one being that I have posted some very popular posts since I started and I spent a lot of time on them and they were well received. I can understand where the reply problem outweighs that, but I still think we can be more respectful and considerate of each other. I certainly am with the hundreds of people i help in my job every year. But I suppose it’s ridiculous to expect that from everyone, I know. But there you go…

Sigh. Dude, you are too serious for the moment.

That was a reply joke.

Sorry

oops, there I go apologizing again…:)
later

However he is 100% correct
YOU GUYS ALL CRACK ME UP

comedy gold!

Martyrdom.

Tailor-made-to-order example.

Reply fail

It’s still OK to point and laugh at the person who shat his pants by posting REPLY FAIL, right?

Guilty as charged.
As the obvious target of this

I accept my responsibility, and won’t do it again — except to spc7 and MYSPACOBAR

CLARIFICATION PLEASE: what is a 'martyr'?
public lamenting one's status as a misunderstood outcast

in order to maximize sympathy for one’s cause that has not drawn acclaim or support.

Search upwards for "Hostility Abounds!"
You have to like my posting

because my parents bought me a Lexus instead of a BMW.

I just dont even know what to do in life anymore.

the rules work

Anyone who’s been here for a few seasons knows this. It’s a reliance upon personal responsibility that most of us uphold, and therefore we have, in my opinion, a good balance of thoughtful, mature discussion and reactionary, passionate outbursts. This is a FAN site, and as such I think we have plenty of room to express all the feelings and argue all the details within the context of these rules.

that's how we roll? :-)
I am beginning to wonder...

Is it possible to create a single post that violates all of the rules at once? And, if so, could there be some artistic opportunities at play?

You'd have to blogwhore and reply fail at the same time.
And everything else.

So, yeah, the bar is high. But is it unattainably high?

test it then I dare you lol
Yeah, really.

The risk of attaining perfection is the perfect certainty of an eternal ban.

Yep, very much the case. Even failing but trying may earn that eternal ban.
Ah yes, true danger.

One MUST assume that one WILL get banned. So one MUST hit a grand slam. The post MUST be perfectly vile across every violation. Anything less would be ban AND fail. And, once banned, there is no opportunity for redemption. One would forever be known for the failure.

But

You could also be known as the perfect YES PERFECT example of what true failure looks like so no one else will make the mistake.

I don't think so

You couldn’t violate “No Pictures In A Game Thread” and “No Uninteresting Fanposts” simultaneously. They are mutually exclusive.

Not true.

Create your own game thread as a fanpost. There have actually been times in the past when there were no mods around at the start of a game and one of us regulars launched the initial game thread as a fanpost. You just gotta make sure that your initial posting includes a picture. A T&A animated gif, in fact.

So here it is

Make a decent comment in a game thread that 1 or 2 people reply to. Your reply to them is to start your own game thread in the Fanpost section. The content of your post would be a picture of a naked girl taking a poop and the comment that this is how we treat you. You would continue by whining that we didn’t Rec your original post a bunch of times and then link to your concert ticket swapping blog which you claim is 10 times better according to some obscure irrelevant demographic. Swear repeatedly.

I think this would violate all the categories in one way or another.

You probably have change from a concert ticket swapping blog

to copyright ingringing swapping blog, so that you violate the “no link to pirate sites” rule. And you probably have to repeat the contents of your post multiple times to catch the duplicate fanpost rule that red points out below.

Yeah

I said concert tickets specifically to avoid having anything to do with sports in general and baseball/Angels in particular. The duplicate thing is tricky because I think the spirit of this task is that it would be 1 posting that would violate all the rules. If duplication is to be considered a ban-able offense then the 1 posting constraint my not be possible.

Post a fanpost violating everything except the dupe rule

And then post an EXACT duplicate fanpost.

What about duplicate fanposts?
All bans are eternal

ask johnsamo

From what I saw (I joined as he left so I only looked back on a couple weeks of posts)

johnsamo had zero artistic values.

It was beautiful in a mushroom-cloud sort of way.

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