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Halos Heaven CBS Sports Fantasy League

If you are still looking to set up your Fantasy League, remember that starting a league AT THIS LINK gets you a 50% discount of the normal $180 startup cost.

The Winning manager in this league will have some pretty extreme bragging rights:

Chicago Neighborhoods - managed by Bill "Shredder" Seitz of the LA Seitz of Chicago blog

Downing's Briancats - managed by Sean Smith, inventor of the CHONE projection system from the ALL THE WAY blog

Radio Angels - managed by AM-830 Radio Personality Jeff Biggs

THE BATGIRLS - managed by Missus Halofan who has never done this before, adding to the humiliation of any and all she beats

Scottnak's ATTACK - managed by SCOTTNAK - Halos Heaven pregame picks maestro. Would have been weird if someone else in the league had named their team this.

Sabotage - managed by poster Casey KOD as his reward for winning the ultimate Angels trivia contest

Team 7 - managed by Jason Brennan, the AM-830 Radio Host and proprietor of Throwbacks Sports Bar who has yet to name his team

WARgasmic Nine - managed by WIHALOFAN, Halos Heaven co-host and mad cartoonist

Team 9 - managed by the Orange County Register's Sam Miller who has yet to name his team even though this name kinda sorta works for a team

PECOTA Busters - managed by Ryan Ghan, Halos Heaven minor league guru

Quarter-Tones - managed by Jim Scully, jazzman

Hawaii Tinmen - managed by Eyespy - first member of the Halos Heaven community that I did not know before this blog commenced

Darby from Yorba Linda - managed by CUPIE - rock star

Rev's Puzzled Panthers - managed by yours truly.

And for those of you keeping score at home, 6-4-2's Rob McMillin politely declined an offer to manage a team and Matt Welch apologized for being too busy saving the world for democracy to participate.

Poll
Which Manager is Going to Win?
"Shredder" Seitz
2 votes
"Chone" Smith
16 votes
Jeff Biggs
19 votes
Missus Halofan
86 votes
Scottnak
11 votes
Casey's Kiss of Death
15 votes
Jason Brennan
6 votes
WiHalofan
7 votes
SamMiller
6 votes
Ryan Ghan
9 votes
Jim Scully
5 votes
Eyespy
5 votes
Cupie
7 votes
Rev Halofan
17 votes

211 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  41 comments

Comments

Going with Biggsy all the way!
Not sure where I was going with the team name

but I wanted to upload a team logo, and one of the first pictures to pop up in my pictures was NATHAN WIND AS COCHESE, so I didn’t feel I had much of a choice.

I’m no fantasy guru, but I’ve had my fair share of victories over the year. I have a fightin’ chance, but I’m banking on Smith or Biggsy.

I also love how you linked to the GIS results for my name

where the Hindenburg, Tom Brady, some UFC guys, a Courtney Love looking celebrity, Casey Anthony, and pretty much every single person EXCEPT for me is pictured.

Where's the "Who Cares" button?

Anytime you want to stop utilzing your SBN blog as your personal wanking recepticle to promote the fantasy league you shelled out a hundred bones for would be fine with this poster.

I mean, who are you going to brag to? You know, besides “us”—“us” being the posters your treating like a cheap prostitute that must endure your fantasy fetish….

ah, who am i kidding, im just jealous.

hahahaha this coming from you is hilarious. Would be even more so if you are serious.
notice the last line...

It hints at the sarcasm.

Also, good job on the use of punctuation. I see you passed Writing 1 in Community College, recently?

Nope but I never claimed to be good at it.

Also notice my last sentence. I knew it was sarcasm

If I didnt care too much for my ownt Fantasy League I would have at least attempted to guess those questions correctly.

But getting my ass kicked my Ms Halofan doesnt sound that fun.

Also I type like a retarded monkey with two left hands.
Daniel Tosh says...

… that a retarded Orangutan has the the strength of a superhero. Kind of off-topic, but I was wondering if you were a superhero.

Hey! I got three votes!

I’ll do my best to not completely suck this year. Man, since winning my first two or three Fantasy Leagues I have been awful. The more I “learn” the less well I do.

Go Quarter-Tones!

I vote for HH's...

(2 year running) Iron Man !

Congrats to everbody who won a spot.

I took one look at the questions, and knew, i’d rather spend my time drinking a beer, than answering triva involving Chaka Khan. Plus those were some killer questions, hats off to everybody that won.

Damn I'm the only lazy HHer here.

Gotta figure out a name soon hah.

I voted for myself, which is pretty damned arrogant considering I use Sean’s projections as my primary draft resource.
And got around to changing my team name.

Seems like the full name for your team should be

Team 9 From Outer Space.

Brandon Wood meets Ed Wood. A confluence of Tor Johnson and Torii Hunter.

It’s a natural. Not a natural like Robert Redford, just a natural match.

I did too

But that’s only because no one else had voted for me. :(

I think I’m gonna change that name, but I’m keeping the Neighborhoods poster as my team logo.

voting for one's self ain't a bad thing

I did too

I find it funny that...

when I followed my name’s link, the second picture is of a guy with his head up his ass, the fourth is The Optimist and Zu Long striking their “fighting pose”.

I think I’ll just kick myself in the balls.

I'm pretty disappointed with some of these team names....

Where’s the creativity?

Just some examples from another league (feel free to add to the list):

Napoli Headed Hoes
Rollie Fingers (insert opponent’s name here)‘s Hole
Let’s take a Sabathia
The O-Dawg’s Urban Achievers
Love Punto in Xrated Morneaus

Or these

Nice

I play in a league where everyone represents themselves as a current or former world leader. You make speeches and hurl insults in character. The best is photoshopping your character into situations.
It sounds really geeky but seeing Winston Churchill ride Godzilla is hilarious.

Signed Dear Leader

Are you ronery?
Soooo ronery

But it is always ronery at the top

Napoli Headed Hoes

That is Awesome !

Okay Okay

changed

you got the missus to join...

… Good job, how did you convince her? Is this a roto league or h2h or points?

My $$$ on the Missus...

who’s in??

Im in. It would be hilarious.
I played fantasy baseball with Sam last year

…don’t sleep on him. he’s smart.

my wish

is someday Welch will realize studies such as why Moose Stubing’s Angels were so perfect, or why is it the Angels have had such an awesome bullpen going back decades (see recent Hardball Times article) are much more inherently valuable to mankind than is saving the world from democracy.

Who's going to draft.... CURTIS GRANDERSON?????

I hear he’s available for fantasy leagues.

Man, who are these people voting for me with their misplaced confidence?
I'm Diggin' Missus Halofan's art.

Just in time for her solo show in Costa Mesa next weekend… ah… there is a method to my madness!

date, time, where at? I'd like to come check it. I live in CM
check her link

Remind me to pimp it here next week. She won’t remind me, she is shy that way.

Funny how the talented ones are too shy and talentless blowhards like myself can toot our own horns sunrise to sunrise.

Give her an HH column

How she beat HH Fantasy Gayball. Go, Gurrrl!

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