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Kendry Morales Went to Boras After $$ Loss

Would you be more likely to make a deal with the devil if your guardian Angel had just withdrawn $300,000 of your money from you bank account?

That is what is alleged to have happened to Angels slugger Kendry Morales. Long story short, Kedry's agent Rodney Fernandez had access to Kendry's dough. He is alleged to have used it for purposes other than what it was assigned for (as the dictionary describes "embezzlement"). To the tune of 300K walking out the door...

Kendry's lawyer, Jay Reisinger, says that Fernandez admitted to taking the money without asking. Publicly, Fernandez says that the money was used for purposes related to the Hendricks Sports Management LP and that the agency owes Kendry the money. The now disgraced agent has a lot to be crying about: in the span four weeks he was dumped by Morales and Aroldis Chapman before being dismissed by the Hendricks agency and put under police investigation. Probably not the best month of his career.

A Hendricks Agency spokesperson says that is a crock and that the buck stops with Fernandez, who it turns out is not even certified as an agent with the MLB Players Union. But Jorge Arangure Jr. at ESPN's non-Yankee/Bahstin reporting desk did find out a little about what Fernandez is associated with:

Fernandez previously worked for Bill Rego, an agent who in 2008 was decertified by the union for allegedly having stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars from several clients. But according to one source close to the situation, Fernandez was not a subject of that inquiry.

Morales left the Hendricks agency and signed with Scott Boras last week. Kendry's lawyer says that Morales wants charges pressed. If you have ever dated a Cuban, you know that "pressed" is an understatement of what Kendry really wants.

Poll
If someone stole 300 grand from you, what would you do:
Kill the person
92 votes
Press charges and let the system take its course
288 votes
First I'd press charges, then I'd kill him
316 votes

696 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

What bullshit.

Good for Kendry. I hate that he’s with Boras but he deserves the $$.

I dream that someday I will have $300K in cash

that could be stolen from me.

Mutual funds my man.
Are you Darren Oliver?
Don't kill the ex-agent . . . . .

. . . . . . unless you want to play first base for the California State Penitentiary team. The only home runs that are good in that league are inside-the-park. All balls hit over the prison wall are walk-off game-over home runs. You hit one of those in the first inning and you are liable to be beat up the first time the guards are not looking. Don’t kill the ex-agent. Let him play for the prison team. It will be a long time before the ex-agent becomes a free agent.

Ha, I agree

murder may be the wrong recourse of action.

Plus...

if you murder him, your chances of getting your money back become next to nothing.

I suggest torture until he gets the money back. It’s much more profitable.

Sounds extreme. . .wait maybe not

What is more extreme?

Killing him?

Pressing charges?

Hiring the devil (Boras) as your new agent?

Okay, I’m being a little facetious

We may have just found a new use for Gitmo...
...

I Say We Stomp Him, Then We Tattoo Him, Then We Hang Him, Then We Kill Him!

(Out of side of mouth) I say we let him go.

(Biker gang) NO!!!

"I say you let me take care of 'im!!"
Scott's daughter

NSFW language Pics are fine

Congrats to Scott.

His daughter looks wholesome and disease free.

I'm sure her wedding will be a white one.

Young Miss Bora$ makes Snookie look like an Osmond.

I never thought of Boras as the father type.
what do you know!

I have 3 mutual friends with her on facebook

WTF??????

That’s like having someone else’s hand in your pocket and it’s NOT jerkin’ your dick!!!!!

And the "Most Classy Post of the Offseason" award goes to....
Tie between this and the pictures of Boras's daughter?
Why are pics of his daughter unclassy?
Oh, don't me wrong, I laughed hard at it.

It was more the post on the website, that I thought was a little iffy.

Ahh, just forget I said anything

Sorry

Oh, your laughing was hard?
Wow I walked right into that one.
You wish.

Actually, most of us wish.

He’s lucky Kendry didn’t take a bat to his forehead

My ex-fiancée was a Cubana & she was an extra-crispy bucket of crazy when pissed.

"extra-crispy bucket of crazy"

mi equis es que su equis

GO GIT HIM K-MO!!!

 I say we stomp him!

 Then we tattoo him!

 Then we hang him…!

 And then we kill him!

Pee-wee: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: [shout] NO!‘!’!
Biker Mama: [whistles] I say ya let me have him first!
Biker Gang: [break out in raucous laughter]

ha ha

see above

Read it now

I iz fail

we better learn how to play nice with Boras

otherwise we’re gonna lose Weaver and Morales in the next few years

What if you killed them first, then pressed charges on their estate?

Kind of an insult to injury, salt in the wound sort of thing.

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