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Angels Pitchers and Catchers Have Reported!

It is official. Tempe Arizona has a few new residents. Ervin Santana. Scott Kazmir. Jered Weaver. Joel Pineiro. Joe Saunders. Spring Training begins with a light workout tomorrow morning.

Today was spent getting equipment and physicals. To paraphrase Robert Duvall, "I love the smell of glove leather in the morning, it smells like... like victory."

Poll
Who Should Have to Report First?
Pitchers
261 votes
Catchers
55 votes
Mark Whicker's Editors
127 votes

443 votes | Poll has closed

1 recs  |  62 comments

Comments

FIRST! LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL

No but seriously Mark Whicker is fat.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Well, except for the regular season and the playoffs.

And those rare times

I convince a woman when shes drunk enough to sleep with me.

I see you've met my wife.
Unfortunately she turned me down
Is there such a degree that remains still shy of toxic alcohol poisoning?
I wonder if Aybar and Santana have played their first game of FIFA yet...
I think they're into COD now
As long as it's not Mass Effect 2 without an HD TV

I don’t want them ruining their eyesight trying to read fuzzy text because Bioware made a lazy design decision.

Bad eyesight'll just allow them to have the Rick Vaughn glasses

for more badassery

You mean like BCG's (Birth Control Glasses)?

Huh?

LA Lakers Adam Morrison body double?
Bukowski, the chick or me?
That wikipedia photo did look familiar.

But your resemblence to AMMO in that photo is surreal. I’m guessing you can ball a little better than him, though.

Dude! You hung out with Bukowski?!

That’s so freakin cool (though I no longer try to emulate his lifestyle….)

love is a dog from hell
me neither

anymore….

Dude,

I can’t believe you hung out with bukkake.

the word "baked" comes to mind
we drank all his beer, and then all his wine...

Heineken by the way.

I'm guessing that picture

was taken in like ‘88? A few years before he died….
He would love the ribald side of HH, I’m guessing.

1990

Press for Septuagenerian Stew.

just read a 2005 N. Yorker review of latest B book, coincidentally

that don’t like his work—not complex enough….
Maybe, but it sure is fun

I really wish I could go to spring training...

To anyone who’s been there: How’s the experience? Any tips or pointers for 1st timers? What’s this rash on my back?

Thanks for any help,

Nick.

only asking b/c my buds and I are planning a trip for next year.

Spring training is awesome!

I’m heading out on March 23 and going to 7 games. The experience is great. Compared to Angel Stadium there is not a bad seat in the house. Good opportunity to meet players, all around good time.
I’ve been saving up vacation time for a year now. Can you tell I’m excited?

If you get there early enough...

You can even watch the morning workouts each day for free

Nice

I’ll be going to Spring Training for the first time next year as well.

This will be my fifth year in a row.

Highly recommend it, you will love it. I’ll be out again this year in mid March with the lucky Angels Beer Bong of course.

That isnt a rash.... we need to talk about your trips to Frisco.... take a seat.
umm... Frisco trips? Body rashes?

Are you trying to imply something improper about one of our esteemed fellow posters here?

Not at all

OK. The white guy's the catcher.
There is not a lot other pictures much gayer

than two buff dudes splashing each other while holding girly drinks.

Can't tell the pitcher from the catcher...
Heading out 3/27&28

It’s a blast!

Love it. Miss it.

My wife and I went 8 years in a row until last year (and I went a few times as a kid to Palm Springs). Last year, we couldn’t afford it, and now we have a newborn who’s not ready to travel. So, it might be a while until we get to go again. The atmosphere is so laid back. It’s easier to get foul balls. I’ve gotten like 4. It’s also easy to get autographs if you’re into that. My only beef is that it’s gotten way pricier, like as much as a lot of decent regular season seats.

Some tips: make sure you buy tickets to a game in the middle of the month. At the beginning of the month, there are still a zillion minor leaguers they are taking a look at. And in the last two or three games, the starting 25 really phone it in, or don’t even show up. Also, watch out for “split squad” games, unless you want to get stuck watching a bunch of scrubs.

Finally, keep hydrated and sunscreened. I’ve seen a bunch of people (mostly elderly) pass out from heat stroke. Although it’s usually very nice weather in March in Arizona, you could get unlucky and be stuck at a really hot, dry game.

Santana told Bill Plunkett that his elbow is feeling good.

So, fingers crossed.

Hm

I would love to see the picture 1/2 second after.

Cats always land

On their feet

I always knew Jamie Moyer threw like.....

a pussy!

BAZING OMFG LOLOLOLO BBQ MSNBC CNN SOS11

So what's the latest with Shieldsy?

Santana marks his shoes? Why? Are people stealing shoes?

In any communal environment, it's best to mark your trash

Did it in the military all the time. Keeps from getting your stuff mixed up and yes, stolen.

Like bikers and their old ladies
Voice of experience, Higz?
Nah

But I have always wanted to win a girl in a knife fight

Must be the new guys

Maybe Rodney or Matsui feel like they don’t make enough to buy their own shoes.

a Rodney sighting yet?

I’m getting pumped up

I'm eager to see how he's wearing his hat
Undoubtedly like this

Dream babe Phi?

“You can leave your hat on”

I only date girls who wears hats at this exactly position

Otherwise I just cant get into them

would be cool

if it had an iPod set-up in it

I saw a guy with a Matthews jersey on in West Covina today.

You can just tell everyone is excited…

WOOHOO!!!!

Love this part!

Its about time

I missed Angels baseball and it seemed like this day would never come..But it did
THANK GOD FOR ANGELS BASEBALL

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