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"Oh no--Lord Boras! Phasers on stun, Scotty!"

“But I cahn’t Captain, I dooon’t have the powarhh!”


“I hope you know Star Trek and Star Wars are two totally different things. One was in Deep Space the other was A Long Long Time Ago.”

But really great work once again. But disappointed the Bostonian ships weren’t pink.

Yea, but I like Wihalo's postmodern sensibility

of linking diverse and somehow ironically correlated pop culture artifacts
I mean, wouldn’t a confrontation between Kirk and Vader be epic?

Yes

Throw Palpatine and Picard in there too.

Nice WOW reference
Gah! Red Shirt guy strikes again!

We here at my work now live in eternal fear of Red Shirt Guy.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaceballs
I thought Arte definitely resembled Mel Brooks as President Skroob in this piece

I wonder if the combo to Arte’s suitcase would happen to be: 1,2,3,4,5?

Wait, that's his combo?

Now I’m going to have to go change my luggage.

Nice work, Wi

Still wish the Crawford Cannon was ours, but this takes the edge off a bit…

And......loving it!

I think this one is my favorite so far!

Very good one indeed. Now all we need is a "Get Smart" one!
If he does a "Get Smart" one would that make Reagins

Larrabee?

We seem to be operating under a cone of silence already.
Reagins as Maxwell Smart

with his cellular shoe phone, botching up the deals

THAT would be funny

Would you believe we offered Crawford 7 years and $142MM?”

“No.”

“How about 6 years and $102MM?”

“No.”

“How about 3 years and a free checking account?”

You guys are a hoot!
Zomehow, Shmart, I find zat very hard to believe!
No, he'd be Hymie the robot

He can do anything but set up a free agent signing.

Sweeeeet!

Boras as a Dark Lord is brilliant casting. An interesting mixing of the Star Wars and Star Trek universes, too. A nice touch. Keep them up!

Would you guys Trade Napoli for Ellsbury? Whats your guys take? I know its been discuss before?

Napoli for Varitek... straight up...

:D

Effin' Rec'd

The two greatest Sci-Fi franchises ever and the Angels…all that’s missing is some good beer.

Hilarious as usual!
So, if we missed out on the Crawford weapons upgrade

… does that mean we deliberately sabotaged our warp drive with the Mathis Millennium Monkeywrench downgrade?

Outstanding work. Clever, creative and humorous.

For some reason I suddenly got a picture in my head of Theo Epstein coming back on the screen as Khan and saying to Admiral Moreno “I’ve done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you… marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive! Buried alive…!”

Kohnnnn!

You knew it was coming.

Seriously though, what gives that scene such enormous cultural cachet? It’s like the modern Hamlet.

bravo!!

This is easily the best one yet

NICE

Very well done

Great job as usual.

We want more of these though – it might take away a little of the sting of not getting the “upgrade”.

Classic!

Great as always.

FFFFUUUUU NNNN!

Awesome job!
I also love the idea of a Get Smart version.

We may get nothing we really want this season

But at least we’ll still have HH every day.

Laughin our asses off!

Good Laughs make an otherwise dreary off-season easier to take. It seems that we’ll continue to be a bunt & run team lacking power hitters as long as papa Soth is in charge.
So does doing a deal with Lord Boras mean we’ve gone over to the dark side?

~bravo~

I like the Get Smart idea.

make it so

I thought this was a "Mr. Mom" reference...

you know where Michael Keaton suddenly fakes like he is re-wiring the electrical in the house and Terri Garr’s boss comes in and says “Oh, you putting in 220?”

Keaton replies, “Yeah, 220, 221 … whatever it takes.”

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