Halos Heaven

It’s a shame that the standards have gotten so low. While umpires will vary on the height of their zone, the width is not some subjective determination. Home plate is home plate. It doesn’t move.

The Twins saw it on their video machine, saw it with their own two eyes. They had been hosed. Again. The man who did it – the man who shouldn’t have ever been there in the first place – will stand on the right-field line Saturday for Game 3, gainfully, laughably employed.

which ump was it?

Hunter Wendelstedt is the primary topic of the article

sorry didn't know the two were for the same game.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CRAWFORD!

Carl Crawford delivers AGAIN!!!

He's just trying to close the deal with Arte.

*HOMERUNCarl Crawford!*****

Hopefully

You’ll be able to post that a lot next season

44FAN is going to become a Yankees fan?

LOL

no

That'd piss me off

The Yankees don’t need Crawford at all. Besides, they’ll be busy signing Cliff Lee.

whom they desperately need...Lee

Their pitching staff is pretty average after Sabathia and Pettite

Ya, realistically I'm not sure if the Yankees will sign Crawford. They have a lot of other contracts to deal with this offseason

Pettite, if he doesn’t retire
Rivera
Jeter
Most likely Lee

Looks like CC's asking price just went up by a few million dollars

Suboptimal - October 9, 2010 reply

he showed up for 1 game

let’s see if he can keep it going tomorrow

well - the team only showed up for 1 game so far too.

the umpires didnt show up today

They haven't shown up all postseason

you mean to ruin it...

When

do they EVER show up?

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

they show up in favor of the skankees

depends on which side u are on

i’d say they were the missing link for the rangers today

They had to leave early.

Heard they had to catch a plane to New York…

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

Feliz blew it in the post-season so suck it Rangers fans.

+1

and oliver too

hangers on of ex angels

Postseason aint over for the Rangers right?

deejayelleseven - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

S Rod with the hit

Yeee boy!

muck bartinez about to become a rays fan

lee warming up?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

PENA!

Woo Hoo!

bingo bango boingo

where’s your jazz fingers now dipshits?

LMFAO!!!

+1

You had me cracking up! It’d be funny if the rays used that right in front of the Rangers fans lol

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

hear in vancouver , they say

BINGO BANGO BONGO

HIS NAME IS ROBERTO LUONGO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqUl_-BugsA
switch it off once the music starts though

Lol

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

*********HOMERUN*Carlos Pena!******************

Now THIS looks like the Rays

agree

now we just need the twins to show up

show up and get beat

deejayelleseven - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

yup

They'll take a three run lead and blow it

I say

A GS given away by FUentes…

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

sit down Vlad

Buck Martinez says the darndest things

No Buck,

That wasn’t a camera…that was more like a missile launcher…

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

rofl

I thought it was supposed to be a boombox

This game isn't over yet

crap

don't let them back in this..

roids

i’m sure of it

Coke

aine….

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

kinsler looks like every guy

i’ve ever punched in a bar

go sit down Kinsler

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, Twins game time

f*** texas

…That’s it… F*** um’

wheres_bourjos_at - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

f*** texas

…That’s it… F*** um’

wheres_bourjos_at - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

I like your spirit

Great game by the Rays.

Loved all the late offense. Carry that over into the next two games PLEASE.

agree

if the rays score early in game 4

they win the next two.

no diggity

NO DOUBT

yep, i took it way back there

carl crawford looks like a peanut.

i heard that's his nickname

if ya know what i’m saaaayin

i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's Go Twins!

Hard to believe Mauer only has 9 hr's on the year

but I guess he missed some time.

no-dome brings mauer back to reality.

5.6 WAR

A nice reality.

1 HR

reality.

9 HR's is about his career average

Strand Jeter at first. Or heck, pick 'im off.

I chewed a heckova chalupa today

Did u get

Butt slapped by Girardi?

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

only in my dreams.

i mean nightmare.

Shut up guys, seriously

seriously

shit

the ball just leaps of Robinson Cano's bat. pure TBS poetry

jorge posada is a fucking turd.

Cell phones using indie music in their ads is almost as annoying as jorge posadas face.

http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/Ice_Age_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaures_wallpaper/Ice_Age_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaures_5

For some reason he reminds me of Goofy.

angelslogic - October 9, 2010 reply

Or that weird rat thing from Ice Age

Hughes is dominating so far. Do something Twins!

If Twins win

We get 4 baseball games tomorrow.

THAT would be cool

Not gonna happen

Duensing is getting crushed

Good job O-Dog

well.... shit

I'm betting against 4 games tomorrow

Did that hit the first base coach in the nuts?

At least he didn’t swing at it.

It looks like it did

Time for a pitching change Gardy

I hate Thames' last name.....

Why do they pronounce it Tims? It looks like Tames!

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

How about Brett Favre - how does he get the r pronounced before the v

angelslogic - October 9, 2010 reply

The world

may never know.

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

A Rod should be shot

I hate that I can't watch Sports Center tonight

knowing that all they’ll do is fap fap fap away over the Yankees.

I would never choose to watch SportsCenter

The Twins need to improve their starting rotation

oh jeffy

HOW did they get into the playoffs?

A 'Premium" throw by Mauer

angelslogic - October 9, 2010 reply

It must be something

About having the JM initials…

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

God I hate these announcers so much. It sounds like they're pleasuring themselves every time the Yankees score a run

They likely are

they are

Jeez Twins come on...

I’m thinking about quitting this game and watch The Shining instead

Steve Physioc sighting

do play for play for a Utah-Iowa State football game on Fox

tanana40 - October 9, 2010 reply

He does Pac-10 hoops too

Suboptimal - October 9, 2010 reply

Mike Napoli on the list for most homeruns against LHP (10)

That should draw some attention

maze88 - October 9, 2010 via mobile reply

BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE THROWING HIS F'ING CHANGEUP

SIT DOWN TEIX

Good evening everybody.

Go Twins!

we wish that was what was happening

I know, trying to keep the faith..

But it ain’t easy.

Poor Twins

I remember what it's like to just feel numb in their situation right now.

What can you do?

Turn the page....

there isn't another page in this case.

Wasn't a literal thing bro.

I know this is an elimination game, just channeling my inner Scioscia.

Actually, the answer is "get even next year"

Thankfully we’ll always have last year’s revenge against the Sox. And it’s nice knowing they’re not even in the fight this year… even if the Rays don’t manage to come back, at least they’ll have given us that.

Lets keep the rally going Kubel.

Come on Kubel, pretend it's Mariano Rivera

Well shit

Well damn.

A 1-2-3 inning, and a GS and the Twins are back in this!

string some hits together guys

Ok Twins, time to get on the board.

George Steinbrenner passed away?

I had no idea. Nice Peruvian pan-flute music in the background TBS.

I was wondering what on Earth that music was

I was wondering why they paired that music with George.

Wouldn’t the Empires theme song from Star Wars been more appropriate?

Stienbrenner's grandaughter's name is Swindal, how appropriate.

and she has a terrible voice.

I thought the name was way too ironic.

CALM DOWN