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by Rev Halofan on Oct 7, 2010 3:00 PM PDT in Gamethreads
Pettite @ Pavano - First Pitch on TBS is at 3:07 PM Pacific Time...
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RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010 reply
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010 reply
We were taught good always prevails over evil weren’t we?
44FAN - October 7, 2010 reply
Adults, you can’t trust ’em.
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010 reply
go twins.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010 reply
:)
It’s too bad they lost their Kendry Morales. I hope Thome smokes one of A-roids face.
Go Twins!
halofolife - October 7, 2010 reply
instead he slid to the wrong side because he buys into the jeter hype machine
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010 reply
Slyintine - October 7, 2010 reply
He frickin made a run. Bad-ass.
seriously O-Dog, dont act like HK!
Leap tall buildings in a single bound, reverse the rotation of the earth, solve the conlflict in the mid-east, etc.
hauldog - October 7, 2010 reply
Although Tebow is on his way to perfection, Jeter is perfection personified. So says TBS crew, so it must be true.
He’s like the Kevin Federline of MLB. He just totally lucked into getting his ring.
Great Jim Rome call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGzoq3aP_o&feature=related
legit
one andrew pettite with the intense eyes of a competitor
ryanfea - October 7, 2010 reply
wild
and bat flippin
You’ve already got two on the year…
i doubt it :\
not unless they are up by 4
The Twins have an actual third baseman.
looking like bwood
Along with ESPN, Sports Illustrated , Fox Sports, every sportswriter born east of the Mississippi, Kate Hudson….
angelsfan7 - October 7, 2010 reply
Over 200 million dollars in their 3-4-5 spots in the lineup.
Go Twins
Right?
Come on, Twins!
That’s worse than the soon to be built “Wal Mart Park”
K-Mart Stadium opening soon.
I mean, where else can you get a Jaclyn Smith cardigan for $9 bucks?
They’re cheaper than crazy Gideon.
Alas, this is not the case. False advertising.
Suboptimal - October 7, 2010 reply
and really shitty souvenirs?
I think I would go with Giants and then Braves
I mean, they have CC Sabathia. ’Nuff said.
ugh
And from what i’ve heard, it’s harder to pitch there than anywhere else in MLB. So he must deserve it.
Unfortunately, Price and Shields did not deliver.
Like, at all?
Also, looking at his Baseball-Reference page, I caught this and found it amusing.
"
Grant Maki sponsor(s) this page.
Jason Kubel is my hero. Like if Nightcrawler was real and played baseball. "
Thank you Captain Obvious!
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010 reply
Nice triple.
directly leading to HUGE plays
If you want I’ll make you the short list.
Mauers double last year. Napoli taggign 2 This fucking shitty non-strike.
so it’s a tad different
all of them
firebird81 - October 7, 2010 reply
steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeball, its the yanks
Another MFY call.
“the umpires just handed lance berkman an extra strike”
But yeah, the umps are perfect. No need to fix or tweak anything. You know why everybody thinks there’s an officiating conspiracy Bud? Because of bullshit calls like that!
i give smoltz the benefit of the doubt because he was 20 times better than gubi ever was at baseball
ice creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
But it’s getting very hard. I hate these damn lint-lickers!
For one thing, they’re playing against the skanks, and the officiating crew.
They cough up a lead almost every game. It is BRUTAL
Not sure I can keep watching this.
The Twins live to see another inning.
Much like taxes and death. Or TBS’ awkward man love for Jeter
umpires ruined the game.
that was his point right?
Deion Sanders is getting ready to hit Tim McCarver with another shaving cream pie. ;)
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Pavano really bounced back from his buttocks injury
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Come on Twins, don't be as lame as the Rays
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Let's Go Twins!
We were taught good always prevails over evil weren’t we?
44FAN - October 7, 2010
We were also taught beer and pot are bad.
Adults, you can’t trust ’em.
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
I LOVE MINI SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
What a mini soda might look like:
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Awhh, it's so adorable
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
And the Jeter Lovefest is back
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
What's up y'all!! Crack open a cold one and be gratefull we're not Ray's fans!
go twins.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
I can't, I'm at work.
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Right, no drinking, just watching the game . .
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
:)
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Twins will win. Mauer Power.
It’s too bad they lost their Kendry Morales. I hope Thome smokes one of A-roids face.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
Just got home, beer in hand,
Go Twins!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Span could have ended jeter's playoffs
instead he slid to the wrong side because he buys into the jeter hype machine
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
I see Orlando Hudson is doing the best impression of our second baseman
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
don't bag on O-Dog. Did you see the game last night?
He frickin made a run. Bad-ass.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
I'm pretty sure I'm bagging on Howie Kendrick
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
oh right. I read it wrong I think.
seriously O-Dog, dont act like HK!
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
Nice play by Span in CF.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
followed by a bad one
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
I know. What a pisser.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Jeter would have made that play
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Jeter can do anything.
Leap tall buildings in a single bound, reverse the rotation of the earth, solve the conlflict in the mid-east, etc.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Who is better, Jeter or Tebow?
hauldog - October 7, 2010
That's a tough one.
Although Tebow is on his way to perfection, Jeter is perfection personified. So says TBS crew, so it must be true.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Good point. Tebow has not fufilled his destiny yet.
hauldog - October 7, 2010
I still can't stand Nick Swisher.
He’s like the Kevin Federline of MLB. He just totally lucked into getting his ring.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
nanapoint
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
Camarilo Baby!!
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
Pettite
Great Jim Rome call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGzoq3aP_o&feature=related
hauldog - October 7, 2010
lol
legit
one andrew pettite with the intense eyes of a competitor
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
I want to see a Thome Blast next time.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
I want Thome to steal a base
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
I want to see Thome do a cartwheel.
ryanfea - October 7, 2010
one andrew pettite
wild
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
slam slam slam slam !!!!
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
was that tori hunter 1st pitch hacking?
and bat flippin
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
oh hey, i'm going over to Twinkie town .
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
Come on, Kid
You’ve already got two on the year…
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
can the twins hold a lead this time?
i doubt it :\
not unless they are up by 4
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
And Fuentes isn't pitching to A-Roid.....
halofolife - October 7, 2010
ballz
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
GRRRRRRR
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
why grrrr?
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
JJ Hardy failed with RISP
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
I wanted to see Yankee blood and the Twins did not deliver
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
Oh hey
The Twins have an actual third baseman.
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
Sweet suit
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
STFD Gardner!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Pavano has one hell of a stache
ryanfea - October 7, 2010
the great derek jeter
looking like bwood
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
Jeter Christ Superstar K's!!!!!!!!!!!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
That splitter is almost as good as Danny's
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
I have a feeling that if Jeter got hurt and had to leave the game, these guys would start crying on air
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
He autographed their microphones.
ryanfea - October 7, 2010
You can also throw Bud Selig into the group of crybabies,
Along with ESPN, Sports Illustrated , Fox Sports, every sportswriter born east of the Mississippi, Kate Hudson….
halofolife - October 7, 2010
rofl
angelsfan7 - October 7, 2010
Boo lead off double
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
And the skanks have also invested,
Over 200 million dollars in their 3-4-5 spots in the lineup.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Texeira runs like a jerk
ryanfea - October 7, 2010
And he has the stupidest expression on his face when he's at bat
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
And his wife holds in nuts in her purse.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
*HIS* nuts.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
lolswisher
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
lolikno
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Nice DP
Go Twins
44FAN - October 7, 2010
Posada has a huge fat ass
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
But not in a appealing way.
Right?
halofolife - October 7, 2010
I don't even know anymore.
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Dammit!
Come on, Twins!
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
What kind of stadium name is Target Field?
That’s worse than the soon to be built “Wal Mart Park”
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
I suppose you're opposed to
K-Mart Stadium opening soon.
ryanfea - October 7, 2010
Not so fast Ry Ry, I could never be against K Marts low low prices.
I mean, where else can you get a Jaclyn Smith cardigan for $9 bucks?
They’re cheaper than crazy Gideon.
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
The name Target Field would suggest a high HR rate at the ball park
Alas, this is not the case. False advertising.
Slyintine - October 7, 2010
I think Target is the only thing keeping the Hennepin County economy alive
Suboptimal - October 7, 2010
We should outsource Target to Bangladesh.
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
I'm just waiting for Big Lots Park to open.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Do you think they'll have big parking lots?
and really shitty souvenirs?
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Yep. Just like Oakland!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Who do you guys think has the 2nd and 3rd best rotations behind Philly?
I think I would go with Giants and then Braves
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Playoff rotations*
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
But what about the skanks?
I mean, they have CC Sabathia. ’Nuff said.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Cy Young!
ugh
ryanfea - October 7, 2010
Well, he does play in NY.
And from what i’ve heard, it’s harder to pitch there than anywhere else in MLB. So he must deserve it.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
Probably the Giants and Rays
Unfortunately, Price and Shields did not deliver.
Suboptimal - October 7, 2010
Can Jason Kubel not hit left-handed pitching?
Like, at all?
Suboptimal - October 7, 2010
Yep, there's a huge split. .840 OPS against RH vs. .666 against LH
Also, looking at his Baseball-Reference page, I caught this and found it amusing.
"
Grant Maki sponsor(s) this page.
Jason Kubel is my hero. Like if Nightcrawler was real and played baseball.
"
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
"Now you have to keep focusing on making pitchs"
Thank you Captain Obvious!
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Come on Twins
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Hudson!
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010
O-DOG
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
OOOOH DAAAAMN FROM O DAAAAWWG!!
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
******************HOMERUN***********Orland Hudson!***************
44FAN - October 7, 2010
O
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010
Granderson missed a ball? Is that possible?
Nice triple.
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010
DELMON!
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
If it wasn't Thome up now, I'd squeeze for sheez
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
Delmowned!
RexTookMyStash - October 7, 2010
Shit, Pavano struck out Berkman there
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
you just got to love shitty umpiring
directly leading to HUGE plays
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
But, the human element!!
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Gardenhire was fine with it in the 9th inning last night.
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010
Do you actually watch playoff games involving the Skanks/Sux and other teams???
If you want I’ll make you the short list.
Mauers double last year.
Napoli taggign 2
This fucking shitty non-strike.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
but that didn't lead to any runs
so it’s a tad different
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
fuck these umps
all of them
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
GArdenhire tossed
firebird81 - October 7, 2010
love pitch trackss
steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeball, its the yanks
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
Bring on the robots!!!!
Another MFY call.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
"if you're just joining us"
“the umpires just handed lance berkman an extra strike”
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
Oh Valencia.
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010
God this is so familiar, except I am not throwing things this time.
Wally's World - October 7, 2010
Hope Bud Selig saw that bullshit call.
But yeah, the umps are perfect. No need to fix or tweak anything. You know why everybody thinks there’s an officiating conspiracy Bud? Because of bullshit calls like that!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
2 managers tossed in one day. Great job by the umpires today.
hauldog - October 7, 2010
The umps seem to really want a Yankees/Rangers ALCS
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
who the hell is in the booth with Ernie johnson?
hauldog - October 7, 2010
john smoltz
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
There are three I got Johnson. So smoltz is two. Thanks btw
hauldog - October 7, 2010
he's not as bad as gubi, but close
i give smoltz the benefit of the doubt because he was 20 times better than gubi ever was at baseball
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
It is Ron Darling
hauldog - October 7, 2010
RBI Jesus
hauldog - October 7, 2010
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet wants sum
ice creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
I'm really trying to save my F-bomb.
But it’s getting very hard. I hate these damn lint-lickers!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
The Twins are never going to beat the Yankees in the post season again
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Well it's totally unfair,
For one thing, they’re playing against the skanks, and the officiating crew.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
This is more painful than LAA v. BOS
They cough up a lead almost every game. It is BRUTAL
hauldog - October 7, 2010
This is terrible
Not sure I can keep watching this.
Suboptimal - October 7, 2010
Sit down A-Rod!
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Cano isn't batting 1.000 so obviously there is a way to get him out
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
That is the AL MVP you are talking about
hauldog - October 7, 2010
I haven't seen anything this bad since that Ronald Reagan film.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
The drama of postseason baseball!
firebird81 - October 7, 2010
Beautiful piece of pitching from Rauch.
The Twins live to see another inning.
AlanFalcon - October 7, 2010
Sweet AB Cuddyer
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
Hate to say it, but this game is over.
halofolife - October 7, 2010
was that last pitch a strike for real?
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
Wow, Mariano Rivera has been reduced to doing Taco Bell commercials
~MMP~ - October 7, 2010
I guess the skanks advancing to the ALCS is inevitable.
Much like taxes and death. Or TBS’ awkward man love for Jeter
halofolife - October 7, 2010
yeah smoltz, we get it
umpires ruined the game.
that was his point right?
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - October 7, 2010
I hate baseball
Commander_Nate - October 7, 2010
why?
angelsfan7 - October 7, 2010
I HATE the SKANKIES
angelsfan7 - October 7, 2010
The skankees win! And the TBS booth goes wild!!!!!
halofolife - October 7, 2010
somewhere Joe Buck is going crazy
angelsfan7 - October 7, 2010
And somewhere else.....
Deion Sanders is getting ready to hit Tim McCarver with another shaving cream pie. ;)
halofolife - October 7, 2010
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