Halos Heaven

Booo - give us a proper fucking match-up

It's an election year in America, all the choices are bad.

Ha ha...

Same deal this side of the pond, we voted at the beginning of the season and it’s been a miserable state of affairs ever since (as it would have been if the other side had won).

Though we haven’t had the sense to blame our miserable national performance at the World Cup on the government yet.

Opportunity missed.

Rick Sutcliffe and some other fella...

…not great, but not quite the Buck up you have to deal with

Go Texas!! LOL im JK

mathisrocks5 - October 27, 2010 reply

Texas has a Mathis too.

Lets flip Mathis's

mathisrocks5 - October 27, 2010 reply

FEAR THE F****** BEARD

Brian Wilson is just too awesome

Look at the Zimmer frames!

Good change-up from Timmy

good sign

Much as I'd like to see Vlad win a world series...

…if he does it for Texas, I’ll feel sick

This

Come on Timmy

Good morning everybody from Bangkok, Thailand

Go Rangers

Evenin'

late night for you, friend

Indeed, up early tomorrow - maybe two innings for me tonight

Go Giants!

Since when did Michael Young work counts?

He’s about one step up from Howie Kendrick with the trigger-happiness. Well, maybe a step and a half.

young is a beast

mathisrocks5 - October 27, 2010 reply

anyone else think

Hamilton thinks Linecum is a pussy because he only smokes weed, and doesn’t do the hard shit?

Probably...But does anyone else think

that the reason why Bengie will get a ring no matter the outcome, involves some cocaine trafficking Texas to San Francisco?

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

you mean pitching 93 mph is easy

shit sign me up

oh wait misread

But 20 bucks says Lincecum does LSD

huh?

think you missed the joke there

yeah i did

don't let it happen again

I only have so many jokes in my quiver

Go Vlad

that's my Vlad

Bad break there

Wow

That was kind of a BS hit.

new stat

BSRBI

Own Goal

Pretty sure the Angels lead the league in BSRBIs

would have been a 2 run single

save in the crease

Is it bad to cheer for the Rangers

So many familiar faces on that team

not at all

Bengie will forever be a badass

heard he's thinking of retiring

after this

yeah

SF fans gave him a rousing ovation

nice to see

I think the answer to that has to be yes

…cheer for a couple of individuals, not for the team

WTFlol

What on earth.

Leroy got money down on the stRangers?

it is good to see Vladdy getting off to a good start

Huh?

Timmmmah

Dumb

Brain fart.

Wow!!

WTF Timmy?

Brain fart didn't matter. Good thing

Nice DP

Suck shit, Kinsler.

I may be pulling for the Rangers

but I still hate this ferret

This inning needs to end right now

Oh, hey, it ended.

Lincecum is baked!

Idaho87 - October 27, 2010 reply

he is that

what is baked?

stonehead

u mean like those brownies in my fridge

wait what?

seriously?

stoned

Idaho87 - October 27, 2010 reply

Get off their field Kinsler!

That Giant lineup

looks as weak as the ’88 Doyers

I was just looking at it

thinking about how weak it looked

when cody ross is your best hitter

something is wrong

You reckon Lee is going to need more than one run?

not with that nasty shit

on the other hand

the ’88 Doyers won

about to say...

They had Hatcher...

…everyone knows that teams with a Hatcher are over-performing machines…

…oh, wait a sec…

:)

I got goosebumps when they announced Benji, not with Vlad.

I wonder why…..anyone feel the same?

lifegrind - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

me 2

I still love the dopey Dominican

Rangers won already.

Cliff Lee is gonna be in Beast Mode Tonight.
Clippers are gonna be on ESPN tonight.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

What about Uribe for 3B?

Is he signed or a FA?

Pretty sure he's a FA

Oh helllll no!!!

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Guerrero still has that cannon

Holy lol

Guerrero is in RF

otherwise he can't play

still has an arm

I really want to see something go into Triples Alley

that was pretty funny

lol @ vladdy going to get that ball

what a pussified double too

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

I'm surprised that wasn't called foul, what with 2 umps seeing it and all.

anyone else think its creepy how

Cliff Lee smiles during his delivery?

sometimes I see that spooky smile in my closet at night

It freaks me out

Vlad needs a scoop on a stick to field those balls.

Bad back but a cannon for an arm

Buck misses the Yankees, had to bring them up in the 1st inning.

Cliff Lee and Buster Posey look like brothers.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Lol Freddy Sanchez

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

Get rid on the babble

Found a way to silence Dumb and Dumber, Tim and Joe.

Nice, thx for the link

lol makes up for the pussified double

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Baserunning!

You're a dumbass, Sanchez

Sanchez F'up

1-1 in f’ups

actually

Giants lead in F’ups 2-0 (just Timmy’s didn’t hurt)

Any other runner

and that may be a double

Come on Lincecum

Bengie loves the big time

3 pitch K

ouch

I love how he gets hitters to chase his change.

Bulgie Molina

he's retiring so he can eat more.

Bengie and Colon are going to open their own resturant

talk about eating profits

No-one will ever get fed there...

…lard-arse and son will have cleaned the place out

who is slower than Bengie??

NO ONE

Me

but I only have one leg…not fair

I absolutely LOVE Bengie

I'd still back you in a foot race

after watching that run home

I might back me too

Keee riste!

Wow.

Are, You. Shitting me?

Cliff Lee is just too awesome

Cliff Lee is the Man.

good running play

Cliff Lee Blows!

Haha! Waited a long time to say that.

lifegrind - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Lol Cliff Lee hits better than 3Wood SMH

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Does it feel like Timmy doesn't quite have it yet?

He looks awful, to be honest

No just the Rangers Bats are that much better.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

he better get it togethor. 1 more run and this might be over.

LOL I love watching Bengie run. Or wobble. I guess just walk really fast...

Miss that tubby…

he scored!

Torres sucks why is he even starting?

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Torres was actually pretty good this year and the alternative is Aaron Rowand.

Because Rowand sucks more

Damn well guess all that money their paying Zito it makes sense.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Yeah, people are forgetting that Brian Sabean looked like an idiot about three months ago

I actually thought his job was in trouble

shows you that I don’t know shit

Ex-Angels doing all the work tonight...

…as it should be.

Reagins hopefully will help a few more teams this offseason! ;P

You know what would have been fun

a collision at the plate with Bengie….God help Posey

momentum = mass * velocity

Bengie has a lot of one, but not much of the other.

a LOT od mass

but a large enough mass can compensate for velocity

plus inertia means he doesn't stop well

Same thing as momentum

38 pitches, two innings...

No mas.

Grab some buds.

Come on Pat

Help us Cody 1 Ross-tober

   Your our only hope . . .

ahh stuck at work. damnit >:O

scottnak - October 27, 2010 reply

I'm working from home today

doing this bruhahahaha

Rosenthal's bowtie is....unique

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

When did Robothol join the nation of Islam?

I didn't know unique meant gay

not that there’s anything wrong with that

It's time to bring Troy Glaus back to Anaheim....

anybody agree …?

No.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I agree....with ^^this^^

+1000

we need power at 3rd base .

yeah

Glaus is not the answer

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Mark Reynolds maybe..?

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

I could go for a 40/200 guy.

Homers and strikeouts respectively.

I can't handle someone who has a BA below .200

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

you right. We have enough of those already.

I could get on board with that in the right circumstance

Namely, if you could get him 8 years younger

It's not insane

He could make a tolerable back-up corner infielder if he would sign for cheap. Considering that the Angels don’t even have a real third baseman right now, it’s a reasonable move, depending on other roster changes.

Can he still field 3rd?

Not very well

But he could probably hold it down part-time with Izturis. I’m also worried about Morales at first coming off the leg break. He might need a right-handed counterpart for awhile.

no.

No just No No and more No

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

It hurts watching Vladdy run

Handicap in Right

handicap w/ an RBI

another bloop double

Vladdy hurts when he "runs"

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

He still looks better out there than the Venezuelan penguin. Abreutal.

lol @ Abreutal

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

If the Jints can keep poking it into right

they may recover

Hit it to RF Uribe!

And he didn't listen

Lee is not human

He's also about to make an inhuman amount of money

too true

just hope it isn’t with the Rangers

He'll sign with the Pirates, who will then rename themselves the Pittsburgh Cliff Lees

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

They'd have to sign over their team for the amount of money he's going to get.

It'd probably be worth it

I hate Juan Uribe

But Ozzie Gueien said he was good.

Ozzie is wel known for

being insane

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

That could be said for all Ozzies.

Ozzie Smith?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

especially him.

JK

Ozzie and Harriet ?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

He was the craziest mo fo of them all.

ha actually said Uribe would be the best "whatever"

true, because the rest of the Giants suck

quick

123

Dear god they just called him Cliffy.

Norm!!

"It's well known that ... "

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I miss Cahlah.

A 3-1 count but...

Vlad never could say no ;) And his job is to hit but leading off the inning…

NM catching this over the internet...

…and it was slow in updating :P

And fuck the Mariners for pimping Cliff Lee to the Rangers.

May they always regret it.

I'm hoping the Rangers end up regretting it more

that too.

And how will that ever happen...

…already he’s done more them than any other player in their history…at least in the postseason.

He is their playoff god. Shrines are already being built…

…so no matter what happens, it has to be the greatest trade ever in their history. Nothing else matters but the WS and he is why they are here.

If he gives up 10 runs tonight

And the Rangers lose the series, and Justin Smoak is the next John Olerud, then I could see some regret in their future. Too bad the joint probability of those events is pretty small.

If Texas doesn't win the World Series

and doesn’t resign Cliff Lee. That trade was a slight bust. A bigger one if Justin Smoak becomes a beast.

who do the LAA sign Fielder or Dunn ?

Beltre

Beltre

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Beltre?

Beltre!

!Beltre

hmmm...Beltre

Q!!!

Beltre is this off-season's Granderson

Beltre just could be the missing link .

Laa certainly don’t need anymore pitching .

Is Beltre the new Granderson?

Wait, Granderson was available?

Michael Young!

Ha, ha Michael Young.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

M F'n National league pitchers.

Lincecum has his head firmly stuffed up his arse today

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

No chronic on game days.

He's not going to find it up there...

…he’s playing at home, hasn’t had to cross a border

c'mon Giants

charge the mound!

Not a good thing when ahead 0-2

This is their chance…

Now batting....

David Eckstein (import version)

Wait, Freddy Sanchez is a former batting champion? What's next guys, you're going to tell me Lee throws strikes and Bengie is slow?

FORMER BATTING CHAMPION!

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

We have a ballgame here.

He hit that into Right?

Yeahhh Giants

Breaking News: Cliff Lee is Human

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Giants just getting lucky.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

That is a big ass ballpark.

Petco is spacious also.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

I'm unsure how the rears of Giants fans compare to those of other fans

Yup, that would be Arlington he's referring o

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

If we're talking about Texas arses, then you've got another argument.

Young shoulda caught that.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Young is a lousy fielder of baseballs

yep

POSEY!

c'mon Posey

That a boy Buster

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Baseball can be described with two words.

You never know.

Lee is human

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Pat No bat.

Oh come on Pat. You were supposed to make Lee's feline envious

No longer jealous of Burrell.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Let's see if the Mark Lemke of this post season can come through.

Marilyn Manson and Lincecum seperated at birth .

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

They both sprung out of Satan's head.

That looked awfully low and outside blue.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Gameday has it very clearly off the plate

But it’s not the worst call this offseason by far.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I'm amazed the Giants were able to score.

What with Jesus Christ on the mound and all.

Actually I believe Lee is an alien robot.

hey...

that would make a great twilight zone episode

not a strike

But...the human element!

Renteria!

You suck Ian Kinsler

Lee's pitch count up to 60.

McCarver is such an ass

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

He and Buck Martinez need to move to an island.

hahaha go sit down Kinsler

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

get off the f'n field!

Marichal

You know

That famous basket catch by Willy Mays looks like something major-leaguers do every day now.

but they "try" to do it

Timely hit

keeps Lee from leading off

I'm so glad I know Cliff Lee's hobbies.

at least it isn't about a random yankees

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Cliff Lee's mother has a tatoo that says "son"

another free agent I like the LAA to have is Jason Werth.....

get rid of Abreu .

no...

too old

Werth = full time DH?

What? Abreu won’t be fielding next season.

I wouldn't mind having Werth

Not saying get rid of Abreu though.

A Werth - Bourjos - Hunter

outfield would be pretty good.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I like that pop

as do I.

Your e-Bay batting.

did anyone post...

the winner of the pre-season picks? if someone has the google docs i’ll calculate it all

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/01/11/michael-young-would-rather-change-teams-than-change-positions/

Remember that talk about Young being such a professional about moving to 3rd?

1-2-3 inning

seemed like it took long enough for SF to bat around

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Kiper and Krukow, the best announcers, Joe Buck.

Evidently you haven’t heard Victor and Gubi lately.

hahaha

There is a slide in the Coke bottle? Cool!

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

don't mention bottles or coke around the stRanger clubhouse.

or around me

Or body shots

This game has more suspense anyway than a normal Cliff Lee start.

elvis’ older brother won the Atlantic League Championship Series with the York Revolution (Indy league) this year will he win another?

or

Will Buster Posey be the first rookie catcher to win his team to the WS since Andy Etchebarren (who is the manager of Revolution)

Andy Etchebarren?

that’s a blast from the past

That's how you play 3b, Young

He's terrible, ain't he?

mattwelch - October 27, 2010 reply

has been tonight

how did he ever play short?

He was bad there, too

-6 defensive WAR over four years, which is pretty hard to do.

mattwelch - October 27, 2010 reply

All of a sudden

Quick outs for Timmy

He's tweaking now.

It's only 8:30am here,

but watching the game makes me hungry for hot dogs

where are you?

Bangkok

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Do they have Farmer John in Bangkok?

no...but they do have Oscar Meyer

:)…and it’s in my fridge (next to the crickets)

Lincecum HR please?

why is there a scroll screen on there

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

The stRangers are screwed if Uncle Cliffy isn't going to be dominant this series.

holler

giants in 6

posey = mvp

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

or Freddie Sanchez.

FORMER BATTING CHAMPION Freddie Sanchez.

or .125 in NLDS

Sanchez!

Sanchez mvp up to now

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Wow!

Sorry for making fun of your baserunning Freddy

The Giants can hit.

clutch situational hitting

Sanchez is playing way better than in the NLCS or DS

Go Giants..

Damn the Giants are striking out looking alot tonight

Ya, but they're still winning

oh yeah I know.........

just think they could be winning by more.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Busted Posey

Freddy Sanchez

Slowly inflating Cliff Lee’s ERA

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Lincecum always looks so high lol.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Looks can be deceiving.

He’s just a little high.

i want the giants (lesser of two evils)

but i want burrell to be thrown at (i also root for philly)

You know, it's hard to hit the ball when you yank yer head

mattwelch - October 27, 2010 reply

Noticed that too - even at the first at bat

he must be a yank ee

former angel alert

sorry Benji

Lets go Boss Ross

Cliff Lee just walked someone. The world is coming to an end

make him PAY !

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

The Mayans predicted he would walk someone.

but not until 2012!

The octopus who died yesterday predicted it, too

The Angels should make a run at Lee

our fans won’t spit on him

Jesus

Lee – Haren – Weaver – Santana – Pineiro

Stop putting delusions of grandeur in my head.

Holy crap.

Cliff Lee walked someone

Ross

Gansta!!!!!!!!

Cody Ross come thru!

Who you got in a eating competition?

CC Sabathia,Prince Fielder,Bengie Molina,Or a High Tim Lincecum with the munchies?

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

if it was vegetarian...

Prince

if not, CC

Prince a vegan

oh geez, that’s gonna lower his value

Lee's looking a little wobbly

One more hit and it’s DOD

I bet his back is bothering him. Rangers have finally succeeded in pitching him to death.

not it is the layoff

CAN I HAVE A DOLLAR?

Cody Ross Swaggin like a Boss!!!

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

lets get Cody Ross for LF...

Why not

lifegrind - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

LEE IS HUMAN

GAHHH

"The infield's back, a ground ball scores the run"

THERE ARE TWO OUTS DUMBASS!!!

I truly hate McCarver (even more than Gubi)

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

McCarver should learn to trust his stuff.

he's premium

stay withn his mechanics

don’t you love how they laugh at each others crappy jokes?

Seriously Cliff, you're destroying the carefully constructed "Unbeatable in the Playoffs" narrative.

Wait WTF..?

Cocaine must not be on Lee’s hat today.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Huff!!

buh bye Lee!

the giants are singing

puff the magic dragon

meant to say huff the magic dragon

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Buh Bye Uncle Cliffy!

Wow. Lee is out. This is the end of the post-season for the Rangers. It's all over for them now.

you really believe that?

cool - Gians in 4 - move on to the wheeling and dealing of post-season.

I'm for that

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I thought the same thing after the bullpen implosion in the ALCS.

That didn’t happen.

I guess Lee is having a bad day.

Happens

but what is wrong with him

really can i have a dollar now?

OK John Morosi, it's time to eat some humble pie.

(See my fan shot on the Fox Sports writer)

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Lee a lock, my ass!

guess the Lee - Koufax comparisons are over

O'Day?

guy looks familiar

B A L K !! !! !!

GAME!!!!

boom goes the dynamite

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

What the fuck is going on?

Now we're talkin', SF

URIBE!

OMG - Uribe finally made an offensive contribution

GONE!

nicolasville - October 27, 2010 reply

URRIBEEEEE

TABATHA!!!!!

Darren is Bewitched, Calling Doctor Uribe, emergency come right away!!!!!

and I thought it was Dr. Mumbai

The great thing about rooting for a team in this series

is that I find I truly don’t give a fuck (there’s my October bomb)

question

how long do you keep Timmy in?

speaking of which

almost time to watch SP

That's the O'Day that I remember giving up a game changing homer.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

O'Day OOODay!

O’Day come and me wanna go home.

muh muh muh muh muh

muh muh meltdown

Couldn't happen to a errrrrr nicer team

they're looking an awful lot like

us

WOW

Texas is melting down now

Lol at clown music playing

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

i thought that was someone else on the angels

related to bozo

I am enjoying this immensely

Andrus

bobbbbbbbble

I looove seeing the Rangers fail

nicolasville - October 27, 2010 reply

THIS IS BETTER THAN A BLOWJOB!

u must not get them too often

I'm going with Ivy on this one

you need a Vaca in Bangkok, Rev

No thats if the Rangers get swept .

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

did their pa person say

“Lets get it started?” wonder where she was

The Giants all smoked a bowl of that sticky icky

before the game.Thats my only explanation for this.

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

No smiles on Cliff lee's face in the dugout. Priceless.

Maddux to DOD

“It’s not like you’re gonna be here in the 6th…just throw a strike.”

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Poor Ginger Ale Cowboys!

Dammit.

I really wanna see BDubs pitch!

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

May that be Cliff Lee's last appearance as a Ranger

Not that I’ll enjoy seeing him pitch for the Yankees, but at least it’s not the same division.

I am worried he goes to Boston

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

No one is talking about the Mets.

Why not there?

because that would mean there is a God

They already have like $130M committed for next season

I might not mind that, actually

It would really tweak Yankees fans to try and fail to acquire him twice.

always finding the silver lining, Sub

http://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/28947369442

Wow.

“A team that hadn’t scored 7 runs since 9/25 just scored 7 vs a pitcher who hadn’t allowed 7 since 8/31”

Mrs. Lee got spit on in NY, Mr. Lee gets crapped on in SF. Which is worse?

A tie?

According to his agent

They are both non-issues, and we are looking forward to moving forward, or something.

translation

“who pays the most, wins”

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Lee needed batteries chucked at him to get the full SF experience.

That's our Vladdy.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

the one I know and love

Lincecum is focused

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

buzz wore off

Ginger Ale Meltdown!

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

wonder what Lone Star's saying about their Canada Dry Cowboys now?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

prolly cursing the Angels for letting DOD go in rule 5

I think the average age over at LSB

is somewhere between 16-27…I swear they’re all incompetent and clueless in what they say or talk about.

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

I'd guess 12-16

and ecstatic to have found a venue that allows them unlimited F bombs

I hope the Giants wear out the Ranger bullpen for tomorrow.

Wow Tim

I didn’t know DiMaggio pitched.

Sorry folks

I do so love bengie

Paint a target on Timmy

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

That'll do Timmy.

I suppose that's better than not turning and taking it in the nuts

Might be time to pull Timmy

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Timmay!

Should have pulled him, Boche

Some battle of the aces

ha!

good point

so far

the Giants haven’t had an O’Day to pour gasoline on the fire

Uffdah.

Clutch - October 27, 2010 reply

i know he's old

but what do u guys think of D. Murphy in an Angel uniform?

lifegrind - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

"i know he's old"

point, set and match

Murphy is 29 and under team control for a few more years

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

He'll look a lot like Bobby Abreu in an Angel uniform.

This could get a l ot more interesting now.

STFD Andrus

OGANDO

Bring up the human trafficking charges againt this piece of shit that kept him out of the big leagues for many seasons

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Timmy McGoober won't go there.

“You’re a real class act Deion” Remember that?

with love

been a Neon fan ever since

Rev

I made a big deal of this and YOU qualified my indignancy by saying it was a marrying for a green card kind of human trafficking

found out the facts

girl got her green card and then was locked up into a prostitution ring.

Dude sez he didn’t know, but would he throw games for gangsters if he already consorts with such a crowd?

Ah

so I was right the first time. It takes a big man, Rev. and you’re the biggestist

i dish it ou

you can call me on it

Tim Burton and Debbie Reynolds

They get mentioned in the same sentence so often.

"Debbiejuice, Debbiejuice, Debbiejuice"

The Giants need to start hitting liners to strictly to RF

Is it bad that I'm cheering for the Giants?

no.

Low scoring game my ass!

I love this Meg Whitman

“I didn’t used to be ugly” ad

Good for Meg Whitman

Who says people Down’s can’t make successful politicians.

*with

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

lol. I'm sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher, and I approved this message.

Has anyone jumped on over to LSB recently?

Fuck Torii Hunter
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 7:17 PM PDT

ROFL!

I haven't wandered over there since we were leiminated

just too painful

E3

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Buttercup time!

oh wait

I wish

Sing it Tony

He's still alive?

fooled me

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

hang it up T-Boy

wow

he almost hit that last note

Guess he came back (to SF) to get his heart?

transplanted

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Abreutal, but funny.

Hi LB

Hey Moondoggy!

How’s Thailand?

Clear, warm and humid

paradise

I've heard the worst drivers

in the world live in Thailand. And there are tons of accidents

mostly on motorbikes

have not been in, nor seen an accident with autos. The moto drivers are freaking insane, doing they’re best to be removed from the gene pool

No flowers in his hair.

wrong song

Queens!

At what time did we record the final out in the 2002 WS

Almost exactly the 8th anniversary of our championship

My friend just told me that Texas is doing badly because of their inexperience in the World Series

Because the Giants have been there so many times?! Stupid Yankees fan.

Wow, they're catcher nailed someone

wish we had him.

oh wait

their

what a moron

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Are you bullying yourself again?

he does that sometimes

hey

I’m good at that (and I didn’t want another typo on Rally Manatee’s sig)

I always groan at my 'duh' spellings

but I rarely notice anyone else’s

Lawlz.

Well, he also nailed Aubrey Huff

Then again, Mathis would have had the ball in time too, but it would have been five feet over the second baseman’s head.

What?

the 4 or 5 catchers we have aren’t enough? Ha!

Makes me smile

to see Mo and Joe in a commercial that Taco Bell regrets

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I'm still mad that He-Man wasn't cast in that commercial instead of Mo.

Now that beard is really weird.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

What? Are Romo and Wilson

trying to be the 21st century Smith Brothers?

LOL!!!!! What a turd.

Kinsler you are an idiot

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Vladdy Kinsler!

Hah...the ferret screws up

Bonehead!

Kinsler's wearin' them antlers proud tonight

Stupid Kinsler, Oh wait we already knew that.

Kinsler

HUGE fuckup there. Choka Choka Choka Choka CHOKE!

Romo 2/3 badass.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Antlers! DEEEEEERRRP!

Commander_Nate - October 27, 2010 reply

on a wall, where they should be

sigh…I still hate the Giants

FYI Clippers season debut tonight

lol

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Thanks for letting us know your barber shop is opening...

Commander_Nate - October 27, 2010 reply

Blake Griffin already looks great.

He just made my jaw drop

Amazing!

Didn't basketball season just end?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

It's like the NFL, it never ends.

I say the same thing about Hockey.

Shit’s too long.

Most people say that about baseball

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Blasphemy!

Haha

Then again, some just really hate baseball :(

I feel sorry for them

Funk 'em.

More for us.

suck on that Tejas!

HAHA EPIC FAIL BY KINSLER

Lopez is so stoked. From last to First.

Gary Pettis

May have just done more to harm a divisional opponent of the Angels since 1987…

What happened?

Kinsler beat an offline throw to first

then turned towards 2nd and got tagged out

Sigh

Angels fans knows what this is like too.

he is the TEX 1B coach - did he tell Kinsler

to break for 2B with a 4-run deficit?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

That's our Vladdy!

No thats the Rangers Vladdy lol

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

here here.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

LOL

deejayelleseven - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

oh vladdy, 'sigh'

Vlad making Artie look smart

Vladdy in the outfield =/= World Series Ring

hah... vladdy...

scottnak - October 27, 2010 reply

VLADDY!!!!!!!

HahahaHa!

lifegrind - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

LOL Vladdy

Reagins Screaming

SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE

lol

LMFAO!!! Vladdy pulling a Juan Rivera!

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

This is what happens when you put him in RF.

OOOPS.

Dammit I missed it

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

you blockhead!

See what I did there….. Is this thing on?

*blochead

My apologies Mr. Head.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

;)

I keep switching back and forth between this and the Clips game

We're the blockheads a part of the Gumby cartoons?

Charlie Brown's nickname

given to him by that bitch Lucy

you mean that woman Lucy, right?

gonna shower and get ready for work

see you folks tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel

The Nolan Ryan family look as if they are in mourning.

they looked like that at the beginning of the game

Nolan looks like he needs to fart

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

he's just admiring the nice green turf.

This just in

Orange BP > Blue BP

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

More Guerrero woes

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

10 spot

I’m starting to feel bad for Vladdy….

lifegrind - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

it'll pass.

goddamn vladdy

scottnak - October 27, 2010 reply

Vladdy d < o

Bravo Vlad Bravo

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Shame on the stRangers for making the Giants offense look decent.

Man I hate seeing Vladdy like this...but

He’s suffering from butterfingeritis!

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Instead of hitting Homeruns

and suffering from BabeRuthitis

Lol

maze88 - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Freddy Sanchez

MVP this game.

4 doubles this game

How vindicated does Tony Reagins feel right now?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Let's go to the local Del Taco and ask him.

Is he talking to Carl Crawford there?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

If by Carl Crawford, you mean the #3 combo, then yes, yes he is.

ya think they let Vlad play right field tomorrow?

Naw, I bet he's benched.

Can’t risk it.

Nope

If they want him in the lineup they will

Not surprised if they bench him and give Murphy a start though. Because the defensive liability might cost them a ring.

Vlad is a disaster in RF

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

He's the Master of Disaster.

Guerrero = fail

2 errors in RF for Vladdy in 1 inning

wow, makes abreu look good

SCHalo - October 27, 2010 reply

Bobby Guerrero in RF ladies and gentlemen!

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

lol. Vladdy Abreutal.

Lefty specialist gogogo

I just realized

We’re not going to have any lefties in our bullpen next season are we? (Unless Kaz continues to suck.)

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Scott Downs anyone?

Wouldn't mind picking him up

Are there any other free agent lefties next season?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

Brian Fuentes!

I think Pedro Feliciano and Arthur Rhodes will be available

Neither is particularly exciting though.

Will Ohman?

And Joe Beimel

That about rounds out the list of moderately effective lefties. Everyone else sucks. Actually, Joe Beimel sucks too.

And lies, too

And he’s not even good at it

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

They're not even generally exciting.

The Angels have some sort of pathology with left-handed relievers

Really, Ron?

We’re playing match-ups down 6 runs in the bottom of the 8th?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

He must be tweakin.

He sci-ent tiffic

And doing so unsucessfully

Wow. They're playing Usher

To play off the lefty specialist. That’s kind of hilarious.

i don’t get it

I would've expected like

Some old timey piano bar song.

Not a club thumper.

i still dont get it

but my punkrock passport was rejected at the border of the hip hop nation

All right guys, save some runs for the next game.

This.

Giants getting a nice look at the Rangers bullpen.

C'mon, make 'em hit it.

triple play

that could be another michael young legacy

Really Bochy? Trying to out overmanage Washington?

In San Fran, they must call it the beard pen.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 27, 2010 reply

I'd love to see the Halos pen sporting their playoff beards one year from now.

Me 2.